#the ambitious barrister requires you to be on the edge of mental breakdown at this exact moment or she refuses to take you seriously

[cogitrot]

The fact you need Nightmares 5 in order to pick the Watchful option during the process of becoming a POSI is so funny, actually.

Having a meeting with the Ambitious Barrister and she's over here judging the degree of your sallow complexion and facial spasms. Your eyes have better not focused once this whole conversation. You need to look like the next loud noise will either cause you to burst into tears or dissolve into molten rage or give in to the sweet embrace of eternal ennui with no middle ground whatsoever. She knew you had potential!