#the SNIPSTER

[matry1109]

Life and Death

So cute this two mmmhh!!

[a-m-o-l-a-d]

7 years ago today I created this account for all the fans of AMOLAD who were waiting attentively for early updates. It's funny to think that today I don't even know what this story turned out to be, even so, I remember it warmly and I thank it for the good times it gave me during my adolescence.

Thank u all for your support to this account even though isn’t active :')

Thank u AMOLAD <3

[xanzusx]

I miss AMOLAD 😔

[hellonotabeaver]

I just spent the last two hours crying over Jojos angst in the year of our lord 2022 instead of doing my homework. My mental state is thriving rn

[thatkiwi-squid]

WHY TF DID I TALK TO THIS ARTIST HOW TF DID I FIND THE CONFIDENCE?? WHY DID THEY RESPOND??? WTF?????

God how did you let this happen.

[coffeeandbatboys]

Presenting my new RP blog project: The Rebellion is on Crack!

Current blogs are:

Leia:

@the-rebellions-only-braincell

Luke:

@gucci-boot-jedi

Han:

@one-lucky-scoundrel

R2-D2:

@ride2gether-die2gether

Ahsoka:

@snipster-tano

Obi-Wan:

@lonely-one-kenobi

Padmé:

@slay-queen-of-naboo

Commander Fox:

@the-corrie-horror

PLUS!! Common collaborators by @ambulance-mom

Omega:

@omega-fett99

Boba:

@youngfett

Anakin/Vader:

@fallen-skyguy

[snipster-tano]

Don’t you just hate it when your former master straight up has no problems with almost killing you multiple times because he’s a space Nazi

Don’t you just hate it when you find out you kissed your brother and your dad is a space Nazi

[lonely-one-kenobi]

Obi-Wan: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. The 501st: Awwww- Obi-Wan: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." The 501st: Oh.

@fallen-skyguy @snipster-tano @captainrex-of-the-501st @fives-not-5

[silent-sanctum]

you know a funny dream just came into mind and it's just some of my personal favorite fan-made jotaros coming together to sit in this circular table and they just look at each other and start discussing random observations about themselves

like imagine oct_bbb's joot walking in and the other joots start making remarks about how he's so thicc and muscular, or if hajnarus' / bottom benz's joot walk in and the others comment how they look perpetually angry all the time

or if umikochannart's jotaro walks in and everyone admires the color and details on this joot

or if halco's jotaro arrives and the other joots comment how he's so prim and proper and clean-looking.

and then out of the blue someone asks "who needs therapy the most?" and all the jotaros just automatically look at snipster's joot who's just in an internally constant trauma spiral throughout the whole meeting

The Jotaros in question:

Upper left to right: oct_bbb, bottom benz, hajnarus

Lower left to right: umikochannart, halco, snipster

[worthmorethan2000]

I think Fives is about to do something stupid…

Wanna join us?

@snipster-tano

I'm not even surprised at this point.

[romac-and-cheese]

DUNGEONS AND DIRECTORATES

Entry 2: THE CALL TO ADVENTURE!

(Profile pic by Vitaly S. Alexius) (Sounds from Soundtrap.com Free Sounds Library)

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"SNIPSTER!" Captain loudly proclaimed, "I AM SENDING YOU ON A MISSION OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE!"

"Mhm." I hadn't been given a proper 'mission' since we returned from the moon. Biomatrix was still somewhere out there, so I was left to defend for myself yet again. I checked if I still had my gun on me. To my surprise, it hadn't been stolen.

"What's the mission?" I asked.

Captain grabbed me by the shoulders and pointed out a distant building.

"YOU MUST JOURNEY TO ZEE STORE AND PURCHASE SOME SNACKAGES! WE WILL NEED ZEE CALORIES IN ZEE COMING DAYS!" Captain boomed.

The practicality of the mission surprised me. Captain slapped some pieces of paper to my chest,

"ZIS SHOULD BE MORE ZHAN ENOUGH PAYMENT FOR ZEE VENDER."

I caught the papers before they fell. It was more 'captainia bucks' of varying colors. I thought it was cute how the different moneys had portraits of not just Captain, but Engie, Pilot and myself. I was on the '5 Captainia cents' bill. No doubt Pilot's handiwork.

"Alright," I said, "Do I get a grocery list, too?"

"NON!" Captain waved zeer hand dismissively, "JUST GET WHATEVER YOUR HEART DESIRES!"

"Okay..." This was actually beginning to concern me, "You didn't fill the store with traps or anything, did you?"

"NO MORE QUESTIONS!" Zee shoved me in the direction of the store, "TIME IS SLIPPERY AND SLIDING AWAY AS WE SPEAK!"

"I WILL SEE U LATER TONIGHT, MEIN MINKSTRUDEL!" Captain called, walking off.

I raised an eyebrow. Captain sending me to find food? At a specific place? With my gun? And no list of random objects?

Something told me this store would either be really good.... or really, really bad.

___

The road to the store was empty, except for the usual skeletons and cars, and an upturned statue lying half-buried in the snow.

'All the monsters must be on holiday,' I mused.

...I still kept my gun at the ready.

As I walked, I wondered what holiday was closest. Maybe Halloween? No, it can't have been that long. Were we in July? I didn't know any holidays in July... Though my birthday was in June. Could my birthday count as a holiday now that society's collapsed? I bet it could be if I asked Captain.

After all, in 'Captainia', every day was a holiday. For all I knew, it was 'Brush Your Teeth Memorial' day, or 'International Hopping' day, or 'Window Blinds Appreciation' day. Okay, I actually liked that last one.

Captain closed the blinds to our current base and everyone slept in. Afterwards, zee forced the rest of us to go around the nearby buildings and open all the blinds on every floor.

At least it wasn't too different from the usual scavenging. I even found a small stash of food! So overall that holiday ranked pretty high on my list.

A faint ringing noise crept into my hearing. Was this tinnitus catching up with me? I listened carefully. It sounded like it was getting louder...

Wait a minute, that's no tinnitus!

That's a telephone!

I broke into a sprint. The sound was coming from the store!

The vast concrete storefront loomed miles above me. The giant 'G-Super-Deluxe-"All-You-Need-And-More"©' store sign had fallen and blocked the many entrances. Luckily, the 'o' in 'You' lined up just right with one of the doorways.

I crawled through the 'o' and paused. The inside of the building was pitch black.

I shouldered my gun and pulled out my flashlight. It was a cheap kid's toy, operated by a bright yellow hand-crank. It was pretty useful considering there weren't many batteries around, and Captain seemed enthusiastic about the 'COMBINATION RENEWABLE ENERGY AND ARM-DAY EXERCISE' aspects of it... But using it did mean I had to put my gun away.

I spun the crank and swung the light around to make sure I wasn't about to dive headfirst into a deadzone worm hive.

The light bounced off of soaked tile floors and metal shelves. No worms, thank g-d.

I dropped to the floor with a splash. The telephone was louder now. Its rings bounced around the vast store, echoing from everywhere in the dark. I listened carefully...

There. The ringing came from somewhere to my right.

I set off towards it. The flashlight began to die, so I spun the crank, but the sound drowned out the ringing. I had to pause and listen again.

Ah-ha! Found you!

A hole punched in the ceiling from miles above streamed light onto an old-timey phone booth. It must have fallen through after the moon incident.

Within the glass walls, the telephone rang.

I raced to it. Who could be calling? Other survivors? No way it was Captain again. My heart pounded. I snatched the phone from the receiver. I held it up-

"Hello?" I gasped.

"HELLO! EEZ THIS UBERDASH?"

...Of course...

"No, this is Snippy." I didn't feel like playing along.

"OKAY, SNUPERDASH! I HAVE AN ORDER FOR YOU AND I NEED IT DELIVERED QUICKLY!"

"Right," I sighed, "What's the order?"

"GET ME SOME O'DEM JIGGLEY BEARS!" I held the phone away from myself as Captain shouted, "AND PILOT WANTS ZEE WORMS!"

"Yep, got it." I said.

I decided not to bring up that gummy bears and gummy worms were the same thing in different shapes. Engie must have had the same thought, because I heard him faintly say something, followed by Pilot shouting, and then Captain boomed directly into the phone: "YOUR PALETTE SIMPLY LACKS ZEE COLORS TO TASTE ZEE DIFFERENCE!"

"Do you want anything else?" I asked, propping an elbow on the receiver box.

"ENGIE WANTS CHIPS!" Captain said, and that was when I noticed a shiny dark hand-thing climbing up the side of the telephone booth.

Dragged behind it was a massive grinning face. The eyes fixed on me.

"SNIPPY? DID YOU GET ALL ZAT?"

"...Call you back," I whispered.

[tonberry-yoda]

Hi! Sorry to bother you! How are you?

Is it okay if I recommend a good artist?

I found an artist, her artstyle is really good and her comics are so good! There's angst, funny stuff and everything. On JoJo she concentrates mostly on Jotaro and SDC. She has a lot of comics about Jotaro's and Polnareff's friendship! And they're just so good! Her name is Snipster, her works are on Instagram.

Shame on me, I don't have Insta, I found her works due to this fan comic dub channel 🙈

Sorry for this again, I just thought that this artist deserves the attention. I won't bother you anymore 😅

Have a nice day/night!

Oh my goodness, dont ever think you are bothering me when you ask something!!!

Literally this work is STUNNING. I also don't have insta, but from what I can see, this art is literally GORGEOUS, and like super cute too??!?!?!

I love the style!! Like the dark eyes and the lips are chefs kiss

I love supporting new and underrated artists because they really deserve it, especially with this whole new AI art movement crap.

And if I could request an artist, definitely check out my sister's stuff! She's on here @thatoneartistinthecorner and really doesnt get a lot of recognition because she mainly does traditional art, so show her some love. I don't care if I say it all the time, she definitely needs to be checked out because her art is EVERYTHING TO ME. like my wall in my room is COVERED with her art lol

Thanks for sharing and again, please do not apologize because it actually makes me smile to see a little notification in my inbox!!

Hope you have a wonderful day/night too!! <333

[666godsperfectidiot]

Omg I love the snipsters art style look at this silly guy AALAKKSJSJ

[the-snipster]

Star Platinum draws hella fine, and I want this to be canon. Let my man Jotaro be with his fishes please.

Also I’ve been updating AMOLAD again, remember to check it out C: <3

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[weirdhappycigarette]

A Matter Of Life And Death by Snarpers Madness appreciation post ft. Wisdom (read left to right)

[pinkuclown]

Hey, it's me again

This is gonna flop, I know