#the REAL grail guy was a bastard son of the most famous knight of the round table and his side bitch zeusing him into getting her pregnant
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brushing up on sir galahad lore is FUNNY as hell hes the churchs mary sue and he is their meowest little meow
#percival was the original champion of the grail? no hes not#the REAL grail guy was a bastard son of the most famous knight of the round table and his side bitch zeusing him into getting her pregnant#guinevere is also here and shes actually a huge fan of this kid and mentors him herself#and he gets this magic sword from a rock just like king arthur but i promise i didnt copy hes just that epic and god loves him a lot#and he also gets to sit on the cursed chair that nobody sits on cause they DIE immediately after#except he survives cause hes so cool and epic and arthur is like woah hes the best knight ever and he gets to go find the god cup#and he goes to find the god cup and rejects women and is so nice and awesome and smart and the coolest sigma male#and percival doesnt find the cup#hes just along for the ride while galahad fixes the david sword and gets a magic wish from the guy who buried jesus#but hes so based he only wishes to get to choose when to die#then he comes home and experiences a rapture so awesome he immediately wishes to die#and god sends him an angel uber and takes him to heaven#and now hes the perfect and best and holiest knight ever#and i love it a lot cause this is exactly how i coddle gale#anonymous
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