#the R

[vintagehiphopmusic]

[excessive-moisture]

real image of my brain these days

[djevilninja]

Whoever underestimated, still waited. Pumping the radio; finally they played it. You wondered how come the album was late - I was giving you time to get the last one straight.

Eric B. & Rakim - The R (Remix)

[aboutiroh]

A DRUNK PERSON TRYING TO SPEAK DUTCH I AM UNSURE WHETHER I SHOULD BE OFFENDED AHDJSVAJ, OKAY! XD I‘m gonna guess that the sentence you put in the tags translates to “Ihr habt mich noch nie verschont” (you’ve never shown mercy … to… me?) as in “Ihr habt [wenn es zu schlechten Dingen die mir passieren kommt] noch nie gespart” (≈you’ve never been skimpy when it came to throwing bad shit at me) OR “Ihr habt mir noch nie [etwas] erspart” as in ≈you‘ve never gone easy on me before, like, I‘ve always had to face all that shit so why tf are you being kind to me now.

The German voice actor also does a pretty solid job, but his voice is so DEEP. I think the Dutch version‘s closer to the original, and yeah, it seems to match his character pretty well! ….But if anything DUTCH sounds like someone‘s drunk and trying to speak German XD or a German is drunk and trying to speek Danish or something ahdjsk

It’s a compliment, I promise!!! ‘Drunk German speaking Danish’ on the other hand….

No but really I don’t understand the reputation German has, because if I had to describe it I’d say it sounds all soft and cute. Oh and I guess the translation is closer to the latter :)

[esthermika]

[senorbouquet]

[out-of-jams]

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

[ohitspurple2]

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[discodyke-dogthing]

hey yall guess what

[sillyman-justgoofy]

my kings helping to keep the threat away

[vintagehiphopmusic]

[skippyisntfunny]

[silvermoon424]

It's so fucking funny how many people who owned Furbies as children ended up being traumatized by them in some way

[redavexat]