#the CARDS

[anxious-botanist]

forgot to post this but!! new muse alert🎀

[brisephone]

i recently bought a few lorcana booster packs and now i must rewatch ducktales

[xxdrwhovianxx]

I'm very happy that Walker is a blonde. Bc now when Nico comes in and sees this fucking sunshine boy. And then he dates Will? The boy has a type and it is golden retriever x black cat and he deserves nothing less.

[okthatsgreat]

alice is missing is SUCH a fun roleplay game to run but it is also the type of game where you gotta sit still for like another hour afterwards. cant recommend it enough

[eynnwwyjth]

AAAAAAAAAA IM SCREAMING I GOT THEM BOTH FIRST TRY AAAAAAAAAAAA

LOOOK AT THEM MY BABIES IM CRYING

[bughead-in-the-comics]

From The Cards, Little Archie #125 (1977).

[mihai-florescu]

What if it's like one of those shitty isekai light novels type of deals "I used to be the most powerful idol fan of all time and when I thought I died, I was actually reborn?! AND I'm being raised by idols?!" Anyway, here's how we can bring back the Godfather

So. Oshi no ko but way funnier. It actually ties in with my hope that it's a new Priest child, that guy loved fucking around with souls, immortality and death. Imagine if he died without knowing the kid was his old boss reincarnated... Until further notice "Priest birthed the reincarnation of Godfather and now that Priest is dead, Madara is taking care of the kid, shenanigans ensue" is the theory we're going with.

[hallowxiu]

okay real talk, but am i really ready to start from scratch again with nightbringer? like i’ve worked on obey me the last three years, and just the thought of restarting all the cards, relationships, etc makes me lightheaded.

i feel like the brothers just started being nice to me and now they’re going to bully me again lmao 

i do like the music and animation though, so it’s not all cons. but rhythm games?? bro i SUCK at those. super cute though. 

[summerofloving]

@viaregalis

here's your reading about claudius!

[a card with a dark purple sky, with a bright yellow full moon rising over a desert canyon, flanked by columns of orange stone, a canine howling at it from the basin of the canyon, in reverse]

the first card shows where claudius is right now, his current situation - the moon, reversed. from the looks of it, he's not doing so hot. he's not sure of his current standing, or who he's allied to, or perhaps he's afraid that he stands on tenuous grounds. he doesn't know what the truth is, or who to trust.

[a card showing nine gold cups, each pouring vibrant liquid of a different color into a larger purple cup at the bottom of the card, held up by hands, in reverse]

the second card shows how claudius ended up in the situation he's in currently - the ten of cups, reversed. somewhere in the past, the peace of his life at home was shattered. chaos in his community, chaos in his life, chaos in his family. the loss of comfort from this is what eventually pushed him to the tenuous position he's in right now.

[a card showing a forest of nine redwood trees, a bright light shining between them, the purple silhouette of a person resting at the stumps, in reverse]

the third card's going to show where he's going - how this situation's pushing him to act - the nine of wands, reversed. it's not going to be easy for him. where he is at the moment is putting a lot of restriction on his mind and his abilities. maybe he's afraid of someone, of something and it's putting him in a trap of his own making. he's not going to be thinking straight, and isn't going to start thinking straight until something drastic happens.

[a card showing a flaming sword spearing a crown from above, resting on a purple cushion and green laurels, in reverse]

and your final card's the one that'll show what he's not seeing, what's going to surprise him later down the line. with the ace of swords in reverse, that's a pretty bad omen! betrayal, destruction, loss of power. someone's got it out for him, and they've got the power to do something about it.

hopefully that helps somewhat, i'm not sure what you're looking for, but this was a great first reading for the deck!

[bugstung]

OURGH orz

[rockposerdotcom]

Sweet Electric On Tour with Phil Campbell And The Bastard Sons!

German feel good rock n rollers Sweet Electric have been announced as the touring support for the mighty Phil Campbell and the Bastard Sons on their Kings of the Asylum tour. Also along for the ride is Paul Quinn of Saxon‘s bluesy outfit The Cards. Sweet Electric fronted by Massive‘s Brad Marr have been no strangers to the UK Touring scene, this being the bands 3rd UK tour this year. Tickets are…

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[foldingfittedsheets]

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[rrrick]