#the Ben analogue I’ve met is theeee WORST man I knew in college which Ben doesn’t seem to be. so who knows!

[deanmarywinchester]

like okay. Sam: points in favor: just the luxurious hair. that’s the only point in favor and I never had any money on sam because points against: he is an autistic outdoorsy guy who lives in colorado, which is a variety of straight guy who has luxurious hair. also he wears the exact sunglasses that my jock little brother is obsessed with. you tell me Sam is straight and I’m not worried that everyone is straight here yet.

Ben: points in favor: well just look at him. bisexualest outfits to ever exist. he dresses like the 90’s “jazz” paper cups. in the Switzerland season he looked like Signore e Signora Gucci E Bugs. points against: he is a short guy who grew up in new york with arts industry parents. I’ve met this man (generally speaking). this is also a variety of gayvibed straight man. still not worried that everyone is straight here but I will admit I had more hypothetical money on ben.

Adam: points in favor: well. points against: I have met straight men afflicted with the Gay Accent and I’m not sure where they got it from but they do exist and they generally tend to be cool. however! if ADAM is straight, then im worried.

my girlfriend and I have been trying to deduce who on Jet Lag is gay, because the vibes are such that it seems that someone has to be, but with each passing context clue and references to someone’s girlfriend we become more and more horrified at the increasing probability that we’ve become obsessed with straight male youtubers