#the AUDACITY of this bitch

[craftymiddlehorses]

YES I AM VERY MUCH ASKING FOR YOURS RIGHT ABOUT NOW, IF YOU'D BE SO KIND AS TO OBLIGE!!!

[hadesisqueer]

This woman talking about her son's new girlfriend: And she looks like a very nice and formal woman, without tattoos or piercings or that shit that made the other one look like a low slut.

My sister, three of my cousins and I, the five of us in front of her, all of us with visible tattoos or piercings: ...

[callsignserpent]

He's so ✨️ B A B Y G I R L ✨️

(Made a Ghost av on imvu 👀)

[l-norris]

"Nope, it was a great start"

*is literally 20cm over the gridbox*

[la-pheacienne]

no but is this a gun or a ball gag

[learningshelfcontrol]

me:

[eggonthemoon]

JESUS CHRIST OUTIS???

[anxietyriddledsquid]

just started playing elden ring for the first time and THIS BITCH JUST CALLED ME MAIDENLESS

[cursed-blade-gf]

Ok so I’ve been a Legend of Zelda player for practically my entire life. Zelda has been an amazing character for all of that. She’s experienced growth and change, different forms and portrayals. And I’ve never really questioned her existence or presence as the counterpart to Link in general. However…

This…

Tears of the Kingdom…

Forced me to question everything and why I go through the trouble…

As I find the house I paid for…

Decorated…

Inhabited for all of Breath of the Wild…

Brought the materials for…

And lived in…

COMPLETELY TAKEN OVER BY THIS CHICK WHO JUST GOT HERE!

I know Mipha is dead and gone at this point, but I’d rather learn necromancy and make that relationship work rather than ship my genderqueer king with the girl who stole my FUCKING HOUSE!

[magalimachete]

I got told, “You’re turning weird.” at work earlier because I like anime and my dating life is nonexistent. Somehow, me liking anime is the reason I’m single? 😅 Like, was that constructive criticism? I’m not sure what you wanted to accomplish with that.

🫠🫠🫠

But if I showed you my DM’s you would change your statement. 👀

[animentality]

How homophobic and misogynistic of him.

[nebuladreamz]

What if I was a little fucking insane

[chasing-stardust-22]

...What the fuck do you mean wilbur came back to the internet. to announce a lovejoy tour

[thevalleyisjolly]

I wish literally any other one of the nominated movies this awards season won instead of Oppenheimer. No offence to the actors (although really, what the hell did RDJ do that was so exceptional), but I'm physically upset that they rewarded such an Oscar-bait movie.

[quemirabobo]

Voy a admitir que este tipo no me fascinó en un momento, no quería basar mi investigación en él y que me volvió loca cuando pensé que mi hipótesis se fue por el caño, pero me causa mucha gracia, le hubieran encantado las novelas

[serpentineego]

Piecemealing "In A Perfect World" together. Yet another partial portion of chapter 2 is up.

One day, I endeavour to have the patience to release it all at once.