#the (mis)adventures of a very silly bisexual girlie

[queer-cosette]

I’m sorry, STABBED *DURING* SEX????

oh yeah it was wild. she was like "I'm into knife play" and at this point he's only ever been with his first girlfriend who is both extremely controlling because she has no personal sense of identity and also notoriously boring in the bedroom. like 'vanilla' is too strong a descriptor. 'milk' maybe at best y'know? and so he goes "fuck it okay let's do it" and then she. uh. stabs him. he's been stabbed on two other occasions (because we live in the stabbing capital of the UK and he can't keep his mouth shut when he's drunk) so I'm not entirely sure which stabbing scar was the ex-girlfriend but like a month later he realised she was trying to poison him and was like "ah. okay. I will be going now" and ran for his goddamn life. In comparison I made him cookies on our third date so like. I think I'm doing pretty good.

[queer-cosette]

actually the most embarrassing thing about dating someone for the first time in five years is that I have learned I am horny exclusively in a tumblr accent. my boyfriend told me he's never heard me say anything horny and I was like what the fuck just last week I told you I want to put Jason Dean in the blender. and I'm only now learning that apparently that's not horny and instead is a cause for concern

[queer-cosette]

I wouldn't recommend being in love because it keeps causing me to have thoughts like "I used to reflexively reach for an imaginary cigarette when I'm walking, and now instead I reach out to hold your hand, and I get sad when your hand isn't there for me to hold" and also thoughts like "oh my god you fucking nerd I need to sit on your face so bad" and I'll be honest it's kind of getting in the way of my normal thoughts, which are usually along the lines of *slowly rotating various characters to whatever MCR song is playing on my headphones right now*

[queer-cosette]

one of the funniest things about being a bisexual afab enby and dating a bisexual guy is that we both want to bang Hugh Jackman but for very different reasons

[queer-cosette]

the second or third time I went out with my boyfriend I made a joke about how I'm not interested in pegging, but I want a guy who'd be down for it if I suggested it and. he put up his hand. like, to be like 'me me me me pick me that's me pick me'. and then I panicked and high-fived him

[queer-cosette]

💖 porn bots will be blocked and reported fuck off 💖

Hey, now that that's out of the way, call me Coco!

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Addition, 3/9/21: I freaking love ask games. And tag games. And regular asks, although I keep anon off due to some death threats some militant vegans were sending me a while back. But yeah, never fear that you’ve sent me an ask game too old! I love ask games so much I will literally scroll back in my blog to find it so I can answer for you ^-^

Addition, 17/3/22: Please remember that most banter-y Tumblr posts are made by people who chat outwith their dashboard. If you see me bantering with someone, we’re probably chatting about it somewhere else and you’re just seeing the funniest parts of the conversation. It’s okay for them to make fun of me because it’s probably an in-joke. If I don’t know you and you make fun of me, it reads like a straight up insult even if you didn’t mean it that way. Tumblr etiquette, people.

Addition, 13/6/22: I’m not fussed by folk under 18 years of age following me, whatever, if you’re digging the content That’s Grand. But please curate your own internet experience! It’s not my fault if you don’t like something I reblog - this is my wendyhouse and it’s fucking weird for you to try to tell me what colours I’m not allowed to paint the walls.

Addition, 19/6/24: Please do not send fundraiser/gofundme requests into my inbox. I am happy to donate to verified fundraisers going around Tumblr, but my inbox is strictly for silly messages and ask games, and I am uncomfortable with people asking me for money directly in there. If you send me a request for donations directly in my inbox, I'm going to assume you're a scammer and block/report you. Please remember that to most of you, I'm a stranger on the internet.