#the 'beer' neck tattoo lmao

[samuelroukin]

BARRY SLOANE as Eddie Wells in PASSENGER (2024 — ) Episode 1.04

[collapsedglasshouses]

Hi! You're so cute 😍 I'd like to request a noah x pregnant reader! I'll leave all the details to you!

A/N: AAAAAAH! Sooo first of all... Thank you for calling me cute! I blushed a little ngl... But thank you even more for requesting! (you are my first request ever lmao) Please keep in mind, I am a childless woman and I would like to keep it that way, so I'm not that into pregnancy and baby stuff, BUT I wanna try different things! I did my best and I hope you like it!

Pairing: Noah Sebastian x pregnant!reader

Warnings: pregnancy, angst, fwb, mentions of sexual intercourse, let me know if i missed something

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You first met Noah about four years ago. You were at a bar with your friends in Los Angeles and the guys just happen to stop there after a show they played.

You had no idea who they were but Noah caught your attention since you definitely had a type for tall guys with tattoos and long hair.

To your surprise, he was pretty shy at first, but it didn't take long (about one and a half beers and a lot of small talk) for you two to seemingly ripping of each others clothes, just with your eyes.

Let's just say the night was pretty eventful.

That night, when you reached your apartment together, not giving each other a second without touching each other, you were sure, when you woke up the next day, he would be gone for good and you would never see him again, but you couldn't have been more wrong. When you opened your eyes, his arm was wrapped around your waist tightly and you felt his breath on your neck.

You found yourself smiling at it a little. Honestly, you were kind of glad he hadn't left. You had had a good time at the bar and to top it off, the sex was also incredibly good.

When he woke up, you two were a bit awkward at first, both not being used to one night stands still being there when waking up, but quickly adjusted to each other's presence. The morning was filled with a lot of laughter and stolen kisses or touches but soon, he needed to go.

You had decided to exchange contacts and he said goodbye by giving you one last kiss, before leaving you absolutely shook about your experience.

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You stayed in touch. You two quickly agreed that you weren’t really ready for a committed relationship, so you decided to just be friends.

As it always is with people who feel extreme tension to each other, this wasn’t the case for long…

Before Covid even really hit, you two were over each other every second possible.

Random hook up, when you came over? Yes.

Make out session in the kitchen? Why not.

Horny shower sex? Definitely.

Quickly you two found yourselves at a point again, where you needed to talk about where this was going.

You still agreed you weren’t ready to commit to a relationship and officially became friends with benefits.

This was going fine for years. It was going so well in fact that it even seemed scary for the two of you. You talked honestly with each other when you needed to and even more important, first and foremost you became the bestest of friends other the years.

But everything changed one eventful afternoon when you realised your period was late…

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Your hands were sweaty when you walked down this specific isle at your local grocery store.

You only needed that one thing but you were so nervous, you also grabbed your favourite candy and randomly some frozen broccoli to 'hide' your next item.

Your fingers shook as they grabbed the box off the shelf and dropped it in your cart. The fact that you even needed to buy a pregnancy test made you feel dizzy.

This wasn’t supposed to happen. You didn’t even know what to do, if this would come out positive. How the fuck should you tell Noah, he is going to be a dad, when the next tour would start in less than a week?

It would affect both of your careers. You weren’t ready for children at the moment. Hell, you weren’t even ready for a real relationship or else you wouldn’t have been fucking around with your best friend for years at this point.

You took a deep breath before you started walking again. You were only a few days late. Maybe five or so. There was no total guarantee, you were pregnant. The test was just a precaution. You needed to know.

When you came home you were relieved to see that Noah wouldn’t arrive at your place for at least another hour, as you planned over text.

You made your way to your bathroom, getting even more nervous than you already were. You followed the instructions on the package and than…

… You nearly lost your mind. You didn't even need to set the fucking timer. By the time you finished washing your hands, that undeniable pink line had formed in the little result window.

"Fuck no…", you muttered under your breath and supported yourself on the bathroom counter, while tears started to form in your eyes. "There is no way…"

There literally shouldn’t have been such a high chance you were pregnant. The two of you never slept with each other without a condom and you didn’t realise any accidents.

You tried to contain yourself while staring at the second line for several minutes. Every ones in a while you closed your eyes, in the hopes when you open them again, the line disappeared again. But you weren’t lucky.

So you tried your utter best to stop crying before you put the test back into the package and stored it in your bathroom drawer.

You stepped into your kitchen and grabbed a glass of water, just to drink in all at once.

Your mind was racing. You didn’t know what to do. Noah was going to arrive any moment and you were a total wrack, always on the verge of tears and very much pregnant with his child.

When you heard your bell ring, you thought like you were going to throw up. On your way to the door you dared a look in the mirror and almost cried again. You looked awful. Your eyes were puffy. Your cheeks were a deep shade of pink. Your nose was runny and you definitely couldn’t just ignore Noah.

So you crept to the door and opened it to reveal Noah’s smiling face. When he saw you standing there like you would almost collapse, his face dropped and he quickly closed the door and took your face into his hands.

"What’s going on? Are you okay? What happened?" He instantly wanted to know, checking you out for any physical evidence of your state.

Your heart raced and you started to panic, so you quickly said: "I don’t know… I think I'm getting sick."

Noah stopped in his tracks and looked at your face again, dropping his hands and raising an eyebrow. You instantly knew he didn’t believe you.

He eyed you closely, before you felt the tears stream down your face again.

Quickly he lead you to your couch and sat next to you. He immediately put his arms around you, what made you cry even more. You wrapped your arms around his neck and slid even closer to him, in fear it would be the last time you had him this near to you.

"Y/N, tell me what’s going on." He softly spoke when you calmed down a bit again.

You looked into his dark eyes and almost immediately the tears rolled down your face again.

"I can’t tell you, Noah." You cried out with a raspy voice and you felt like you were loosing your mind.

"Why can’t you tell me?" Noah wanted to know, wiping away your tears with this fingers.

"It'll change anything. You will hate me." You answered and tried to calm yourself down, only resulting in becoming more frantic.

"Are you seeing someone?" Noah than asked and took you by surprise.

"What?" - "You're seeing someone, right? And you want to end this." You immediately realised, he became much colder, even though he tried not to.

"I'm not." You answered him surprised. "If haven’t been sleeping with anyone else but you for at least a year."

You didn't even have to justify yourself, you two had discussed that you would only have to tell the other about other partners if you hadn't used protection.

Noah went quiet like he's been caught in something.

"Are you… seeing someone?" You wanted to know and Noah immediately shook his head. "I'm more than satisfied with you. I don’t need anyone else."

With that you felt your cheeks warm. It wasn’t the first time he had said something like that. You had a feeling your relationship had changed over the past few months. You became even closer.

With closer you meant, him hugging you longer when you greeted each other, him touching your hand more frequently, him touching your face when he sees you're deep in your thoughts and last but not least, he started to kiss you during sex.

That had been an unspoken rule between you after your first one night stand. No kisses. But somehow you both seemed to break the rule over and over.

You felt like you calmed down enough to finally speak up. You needed to tell him. You couldn’t just pretend like you weren’t pregnant and than disappear as soon as it showed (not to say you hadn’t thought about it, in your panic moments).

"We are there for each other, right?" You wanted to make sure and grabbed his hand. Confused he lifted his eyebrows for a short second before nodding.

"Promise me, you won’t leave me." You than said and looked him deep in the eyes. You ignored the warmth that formed in you stomach, when you saw his eyes flicker to your lips for a brief second.

He swallowed hard before he answered: "Jesus, did you kill someone?" - "PROMISE ME." - "YEAH YEAH, I PROMISE… Hell, Y/N, your making me nervous."

With that you took a deep breath and got up, not letting go of his hand and leading him into your bathroom. When you came to stand before your bathroom drawer, you let go of his hand and stared at it.

"Is the murder weapon in there?" Noah joked but ended up with your elbow in his stomach. "This is serious, Noah."

In defence he lifted his arms and looked at you uplifting. You took another deep breath before you opened the drawer and pulled out the package. When you opened it, you felt how shaky your hands were.

You couldn’t even look at Noah, when you pulled out the positive test and handed it to him.

Than there was silence. Cruel and long silence. In fact it was quiet for so long that you thought he had just died on the spot while staring at the two lines.

"What is this?" He asked. "What's what?"

He lifted the test and you could see, he was also close to tears.

"That is a pregnancy test." - "Is it yours?"

You slightly nodded and your vision started to blur again. You did your utter best to keep yourself from crying but seeing Noah like that made you feel dizzy again. He would leave.

"How accurate are these things?" He than wanted to know.

"The second line immediately showed up. I wasn’t even done washing my hands and it already showed." - "Maybe it’s broken." - "I'm late, Noah. Should have gotten my period half a week ago."

Noah looked at the test again, before taking a breath and running his hand over his face in shook.

"Maybe we should take another one before jumping onto conclusions." He suggested. You blinked at him a couple of times before asking: "You're not mad?"

"Why should I? It takes two people to get someone pregnant and since you told me I am the only option, it’s my responsibility to be there for you. No matter how you'll proceed." He answered you honestly.

"Is it over?" You than wanted to know. "What?" - "This." You pointed your hands back and forth between the two of you.

Noah took a deep breath. "No. I won’t leave you."

You couldn’t hold yourself anymore. You knew you had a rule but you were so overwhelmed with the things that happened in the last couple of hours that you couldn’t resist but wrap your arms around him and kiss him.

Surprised he quickly lay down the test and grabbed the bathroom counter for support. At first you thought he would back away but than his hands landed on your hips and before you knew, he had pressed you against the counter and was literally devouring you.

It felt like this was the first real kiss between you two. It felt like you were starting to levitate while your tongues thought for dominance even though you definitely knew this was a lost game for you.

Soon the kiss slowed down and he wrapped his arms around you, while you pulled yourself even closer to him.

When you broke the kiss, he leaned his forehead against yours while you to tried to regain your breaths.

Neither of you dared to open their eyes. Neither of you wanted to let this moment go. A moment of unspoken feelings, where it was more than clear what you felt for each other.

"We'll go through this together."

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Not even three days later, you found yourselves at your doctor's appointment. Even though the next tour would start soon, Noah had tried to not leave you alone for as long as he could.

So when you set there and the doctor came in with a smile on his face, you nearly crushed Noah's hand.

"Congratulations, you are pregnant." So know there was no doubt anymore. "Do we want to discuss options?"

The doctor and Noah looked at you expectantly. You closed your eyes for a second and thought to yourself. Were you ready for it? You had a stable job and income, friends who would support you and your baby daddy already said he wouldn’t leave. When you deeply thought to yourself you could definitely imagine a family with Noah. You wanted one with him.

When you opened your eyes again, you looked at Noah. He squeezed your hand in support.

"No." You answered the doctor and smile lightly. "We know what we want."

"Okay, I'll give you both a moment," the doctor said than said and left the room, while Noah squeezed your hand tightly.

"So we're gonna be parents?" He asked and smiled at you lightly. You nodded.

"I wouldn’t be mad, if you said you weren’t ready, Noah. You’re doing so well with the band and I don’t want to hold you back." You than explained to him but he shook his head.

"You definitely aren’t holding me back. I can manage it. I will do it for you. For us." He exclaimed and than placed a hand on your stomach. You couldn’t help but feel the warmth form in you again and quickly wrapped your arms around him.

"Thank you so much." - "No need to thank me. But we should definitely talk about us when we get home."

You backed away from him and looked at him confused. "What do you mean?"

"I don’t wanna talk about my feelings at a doctors office." He gave you the hint and with that you quickly nodded and stood up.

"Than let’s go." With that Noah also stood to his feet, grabbed your hand and you left the doctors office together, knowing you would manage this together. As a family.

[loveshotzz]

This weekend is bartender Eddie’s Super Bowl with wrestlemania. He takes the weekend off just to watch and cheer as loud as he wants 🥲 I’m a Steve girly but my god I’d love to watch with him and see how passionate he gets and joke around to see if he wants to practice moves on me

Oh yeah, he goes all out. This year the foxy lounge closed despite Rick trying to threaten to fire them if they didn’t show up, but Eddie knows he could never replace them lmao.

He’s always yelling loudly at the TV, beer sloshing out of his can. The veins in his tattooed neck bulging while he tries to call the matches before they end. He’s right most of the time and is soooo annoying about it when he is.

By the end of it, him and bouncer!steve are wasted trying to recreate their favorite moves from the main event shirtless.

[tgtbata]

happy wincest wednesday (in advance, i'm actually thinking ahead for once)! if you feel like it, please join us in crossover land -- what about a fusion of SPN and From Dusk Till Dawn? Would Sam and Dean try to take out the Geckos? (Would Dean make a lot of inappropriate jokes about how their name is Gecko?) Or would Sam and Richie bond about the whole, you know, demon visions thing? These are questions.

i've thought about that a lot tbh and talked about it with @cowboyified some! because i love the idea.

answers may vary depending on what "eras" of samdean and sethrichie meet but -

sam and dean would absolutely try to hunt the geckos haha if we were to make it a story, it would the sort where sam and dean come across richie fanged out and naturally assume that he's the thing killing the random citizens of the week of the random town of the week but oh! surprise! seth and richie are actually on the same case because it's culebra-related and then they'd begrudingly have to work together, duh.

and then they'd weird each other out of course. the secret handshakes, the bitch-jerk, the 'brother' tacked onto every other sentence, the silent communication. dean would also absolutely make terrible gecko jokes and sam would fail at pretending not to find them funny. maybe the geckos have heard about all those heists and murders and serial killer sprees the winchesters are supposed to have committed.

anyway i think although sam and richie have a lot of monstery bloody stuff in common they wouldn't really get each other lol especially with richie eventually reveling in his culebra identity and sam forever feeling tainted by demon... adjacency. but again, if we're talking story, there'd be a moment where seth and/or dean say something mildly stupid and richie and sam would speak up at the same time in that bitchy know-it-all-i-was-put-on-this-earth-to-piss-you-off voice and that's some type of bonding lmao

dean and seth could totally sit down for a beer and get along in that Guys Being Guys kinda way that isn't anything until it is (and that is gay sex). dean would bring up seth's tattoo and seth would be like, yeah, when we were kids our dad died in a house fire. and dean would go, a fire, huh. and seth would say, used to just have it on my arm until richie stuck his fangs in me and then i had a girl do the neck too to cover the marks. and dean would say jeez and seth would add, turned out it was richie who started that fire that killed dad anyway, and laugh. and i guess dean wouldn't say out loud that between a dead brother and a vampire brother, he wouldn't feel like that's a real choice either.

[tracingpatternswrites]

Edinburgh 🥰 thrust 😏 dark 🙃

My love!! Such fun words! The last snippet turned into a really long one but only because it's unpublished and I'm weak for that interaction.

Edinburgh - (unsurprisingly) Wilder than Mountain Thyme

“And Prongs is rich,” Sirius said with a grin, throwing his arms out as he started moving and Remus found himself falling into step with him as they made their way towards the Ravenclaw Road exit. “Filthily so, if we’re honest, only child and all. I mean, I’m rich too, but I have to share it with my blood traitor for a brother which means Prongs is buying.” Sirius was smirking as Remus stared at him, grey eyes glittering and Remus found his own mouth curling upwards. “You’re full of shite,” he muttered, taking a drag from his cigarette, and Sirius laughed again. “Often,” he agreed easily, taking the lead as they stepped into Muggle Edinburgh, turning around to walk backwards down Robertson’s Close with a wink. “It doesn’t mean I’m not filthily rich though.”

Thrust - (lmao this is a word used a lot) The wolf submits

He flashes him a smirk that sends something hot coil inside of Remus and then Sirius is shifting back, sinking down and pressing back against Remus’ erection. He grinds down, almost too hard, the soft leather torturous against his straining cock and the wolf howls again. He wants to fuck Sirius, wants to thrust into him, claim him, shoot inside of him and mark him as his. Sirius has his head thrown back, long and slender neck exposed, Adam’s apple bobbing as he swallows thickly and Remus wants to bite him. Sirius rolls his hips down against him, sending licks of heat chasing through him and the growl that tears from his throat is wolfish. It causes Sirius to open his eyes again, looking down at him, but Remus can’t focus on anything but the urge to wreck the man on top of him. He jerks violently against the magic, growling somewhere deep in his throat but Sirius laughs, a liquid sound that breaks against overheated skin.

Dark - Unpublished Teddy playing matchmaker-snippet

The café they had picked was in the lanes and had a bright red door with rainbow flags decorating the windows and walls. It was the name that had drown Remus in though, Baskerville’s Hound written in bold letters over the painting of a big, black dog. The place itself was cosy enough, paintings decorating the walls together with black and white photographs of Brighton and random people. The walls were painted in a dark blue and the furniture was all mismatched and clearly second hand, but still in good shape. Teddy returned without drinks, pulling out the chair opposite Remus and slumping down on it, shrugging at Remus raised a questioning eyebrow at him. “They’ll bring it out,” he said, slouching back on his chair. “Any chance you got a change on that twenty?” “Sorry,” Teddy grinned at him, pushing a hand through his hair, which was currently a bright orange. Remus had long since accepted that Teddy opted to change his hair colour as often as other people changed clothes, and he enjoyed seeing him explore. “Consider it a contribution towards your only child’s education.” “Ah, yes, never mind the 9K tuition fee,” Remus deadpanned. “It’s the change on the coffee that’s going to make the real difference.” “I’ll need pocket money.” The corner of Remus’ mouth twitched, “You need money for beer, you mean.” Teddy threw his arms out, “It’s Uni life, Da.” Remus snorted just as the barista approached the table, clearing his throat. “A latte with a dash of cinnamon and…whatever this monstrosity is,” the barista said, and Remus tore his gaze away from his son to the man standing next to their table. Remus found himself doing a double-take at the sight of him. He didn’t know why he’d expected a student, but this man looked to be roughly his age. He was tall, muscular, with tattooed arms and wearing a simple white tee shirt underneath a light apron with a large black dog printed on the front of it. There was the hint of a stubble over his very chiselled jaw, high cheekbones and long, black hair pulled back in a ponytail. It was his eyes, however, that caught Remus’ attention. They were a light sort of silver, seemingly drawing in the light around them. They were dancing with something that looked like amusement as Teddy sat up excitedly. “That’s mine,” Teddy said eagerly, reaching for the tall glass topped with a hefty dollop of whipped cream. “Cheers, mate.” “I take it you’re the sensible one then,” the man said, the corner of his mouth twitching as he turned his gaze on Remus, placing the mug in front of him with a little wink. “Enjoy.” Remus couldn’t help looking as the man walked away, at his faded jeans and heavy boots. “Earth to Da!” Teddy’s voice pulled him out of his thoughts and Remus flinched, accidently burning his hand as his coffee sloshed over the rim of the mug. “Fuck,” he hissed, grabbing a napkin to wipe up his spill and when he looked back up, Teddy was watching him with a mischievous sort of twinkle in his eyes.

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[acidheaddd]

1) Full name: Bambi Mariko Reed (née Ando) 2) Nickname: Some of her Japanese family calls her Bambi-chan. 3) Gender: Cis Female 4) Age: lmao I don't even know anymore. I think in real time, she'd be 29. 5) D.O.B: February 22nd 6) Nationality: Half Japanese, half Norwegian/English 7) Race: Mixed (Asian/White European) 8) Height: 5'10" or ~178cm 9) Weight: Around 120-130 lbs or 54-58kgs 10) Eye Color: Brown 11) Hair: Naturally dark brown, but she always bleaches it blonde. 12) Marital Status: Married 13) Siblings: None 14) Religion: Agnostic more than anything. She was brought up around Buddhism and Shinto though. 15) Social Class: Upper class 16) Zodiac: Aquarius/Pisces cusp 17) Tattoos/Scars: She has a berkano rune tattooed on the back of her neck. It represents rebirth. She got it in remembrance of her mother and her Norwegian heritage. 18) Current residence: New York, NY 19) Occupation: Fashion model 20) Police/Criminal/Legal record: N/A 21) Favorite Food: Pastries, curry, and shrimp 22) Personal Hygiene: Bambi’s always very clean and loves taking care of herself. If she’s slacking even a little, it usually means she’s not feeling right. 23) What does your character’s voice sound like: Soft and girlish. She's got a more Estuary English accent more than anything. 24) Do they have an accent: Just as mentioned above, yeah, an Estuary English one. 25) Known Languages: English and Japanese. 26) Introvert or Extrovert: A little of both, but… mostly introverted. 27) Most used word or phrase: No idea... maybe Miles' name? 28) Are they Sexual Active: ........... I mean, she has two kids. Before Miles though, she was a virgin. 29) Love or Lust: Love. 30) What’s their favorite smell: Baking sweets, her mother’s perfume (which she always keeps a bottle of, even though she doesn’t wear it), and… motor oil and gasoline. Only because it makes her think of Miles. 31) Disgusts: Besides what you'd expect, body horror. Bambi likes watching movies, but body horror makes her gag. Spiders. 32) Left handed or right?: Right 33) What does their writing look like?: This. 34) What does your OC choose to do about the, er, hair down there?: If she doesn’t have a landing strip or something, then… she’s completely waxed. Not really a preference of hers, but more a requirement for modeling shoots. 35) Do they smoke?: No. 36) Drugs: She’s experimented… under stupid circumstances. But. Otherwise, no. 37) Do they Drink?: Occasionally. But usually only in social settings. Even then, she’s only ever really had wine and champagne. She hates beer and can't hold liquor very well. 38) Can they hold their breath for a long time?: Probably. With a set of lungs like that???

[tlacehualli]

character study ... fashion / appearance stats

bold what applies to your character / italicize what occasionally applies

BODY.

long legs   /     short legs     /   average legs   /    slender thighs   /     thick thighs     /   muscular thighs  /    skinny arms   /   soft arms    /   muscular arms   /  toned stomach /     flat stomach  /     flabby stomach     /   soft stomach /     six pack    /     beer belly     /   lean frame /  muscular frame   /   primordial pouch   /  ventral longitudinal fold  /   voluptuous frame     /     petite frame     /     lanky frame    /     short nails  /    long nails     /    manicured nails   /     dirty nails  /   flat ass    /   toned ass   /     bubble butt     /    thick ass    /   small waist  /    thick waist     /    narrow hips    /  average hips  /   wide hips  /     big feet    /   average feet  /     small feet  /     soft feet   /   slender feet  /   calloused hands   /  soft hands    /     big hands    /   average hands/     small hands     /   long fingers  /     short fingers    /    average fingers     /     broad shouldered  / underweight    /    average weight /     overweight

HEIGHT.

shorter than 140 cm     /     141 cm-150 cm     /     151 cm to 160 cm     /     161 cm to 170 cm   /   171 cm to 180cm   /     181 cm to 190 cm    /     191 cm to 2m    /     taller than 2 m.

SKIN.

pale /   rosy    /    olive    /     dark  /     tanned    /     blotchy     /   smooth  /     acne    /     dry     /    greasy    /   freckled /   scarred

EYES.

small     /  large    /     average/     grey   /   brown /     blue     /   green     /   gold   /     hazel    /   red   / purple / doe - eyed   /     almond  /     close - set  /     wide - set    /    squinty     /     monolid     /         heavy eyelids         / epicanthic lids  /     upturned /     downturned

HAIR.

thin     /     thick/    fine   /     normal     /     greasy     /     dry    / soft /     shiny    /   curly/    frizzy     /    wild     /    unruly    /   straight    /     smooth    /     wavy  /     floppy     /   cropped   /     pixie - cut     /   shoulder length  /    back length    /    waist length     /     buzz cut     /    bald     /     jaw length     /     mohawk     /     grey     /     platinum blonde     /     golden blonde     /    dirty blonde   /     strawberry blonde     /     blonde     /     ombre     /     light brown     /    mouse brown     /     chestnut brown    /     golden brown     /     chocolate brown  /     dark brown         /     jet black (dark blue tinge)     /     ginger    /     auburn     /     dyed red     /     dyed an unnatural color     /     thin eyebrows   /   average eyebrows  /  thick eyebrows  (according to her skins, her hair is a JOURNEY)

TATTOOS & PIERCINGS.

no tattoos /     one tattoo    /     a few here and there  /     multiple     /     sleeve   /     thigh tattoo     /     neck tattoo   /     chest tattoo    /         back tattoo         /         no piercings     /  ear piercings  /     nose piercing     /     lip piercing     /     tongue piercing     /     eyebrow piercing     /     navel piercing     /     cheek piercing     /     nipple piercing  /     genital piercing / should we count being a cyborg as a body modification lmao  

COSMETICS.

eyeliner  /     light eyeliner    /     heavy eyeliner     /     cat eyes     /   mascara     /     fake eyelashes     /     matte lipstick   /     regular lipstick    /    lipgloss   /     red lips   /     pink lips     /     dark lips    /     bronzer     /     highlighter     /     eyeshadow     /     neutral eyeshadow     /     smoky eyes    /     colorful eyeshadow     /   blush    /     lipliner (ik we don't see it but i have never met a Mexican woman that didn't have lipliner    /     light countouring     /     heavy contouring     /     powder     /     matte foundation     /     shiny foundation     /   concealer    /     wears regularly    /   occasionally wears  /   never wears (this woman will coordinate her make up to her outfit every day like)

SCENT.

floral  /     fruity   /   perfumes   /    aftershave    /     cocoa     /   moisturizer   /   shampoo /   scented laundry detergent   /  cigarettes / leather/    sweat  /     food     /   incense    /   marijuana    /     cologne     /    whiskey (TEQUILA)  /    wine    /     fried food     /  blood/     fire    /   metal   /    ice   /   sulfur  /     chemical sterility .

CLOTHES.

jeans  /  tight pants  /     over knee socks     /     tights     /     leggings    /   yoga pants     /     pencil skirt     /     tight skirt   /    loose skirt  /    formfitting dress    /     cardigans   /     blouse  /    button up shirt   /     band t - shirt   /   turtlenecks     /     sweatpants/  tank top /     wifebeater   /  t - shirt    /   designer  /     high street     /    online stores     /   thrift  /     lingerie /     long skirt  /     miniskirt    /    maxidress     /    sundress    /    overalls     /   tie     /   tuxedo     /     cocktail dress     /     highslit dress/skirt  /   loose clothing  /  tight clothing  /   jean shorts   /     sweater    /     sweater vest    /     khaki pants     /    suit    /     harem pants     /    leather jacket   /   leather trousers  /  basketball shorts  /     boxers   /    briefs    /     thong     /     hotpants     /    cargo pants   /  hipster pants    /     bra   /     sportsbra   /    crop top     /     corset     /     ballerina skirt     /     leotard     /     polka dot     /     stripes     /     glitter     /   silk     /     lace    /   leather/    velvet    /     chemise     /   patterns    /   florals   /     neon colors     /     pastels   /   black   /    dark colors     /    fur     /     faux fur   /   gloves  /   mask /  doesn’t usually wear clothing   /    waist coats    /   frock coats  /  cravats  /  slacks /  suspender pants  /   arm garters

SHOES.

sneakers / high top converse /     slip - ons     /    flats     /     slippers     /  sandals (chanclas come on)   /    high heels   /     kitten heels     /  ankle boots   /   combat boots  /    knee - high    /  thigh high   /    platforms    /     stripper heels     /     bare feet  /     loafers    /     oxfords  /     gladiator shoes    /  boots   /  flat heel

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[0h-you-kn0w]

I COMPLETELY FORGOT A MAJOR KEY PART OF HIS IDENTITY IN THE FIRST PART LMAO. HE'S TRANSMASC!!

He got that hagraven top surgery done after he started growing boobs. Don't ask me how he gets his testosterone I have no idea. Maybe the hagravens brew special boy potions for him idk.

Speaking of potions, my boy is pretty decent at alchemy, tho he's better at making healing potions than any other kind tbh. Maybe he brews his own boy potions as he gets older. He and Muiri were besties growing up btw (she gives him some tips and he likes to yap to her abt whatever)

He has more Nordic features from his father and was lowkey made fun of bc of this. It's a bit of an insecurity for him but he learns to accept his Nord heritage. (No I'm not projecting bc I'm white passing shut up) Even though he's scrawny and tan "for a Nord" you can clearly tell he's got some Nord blood in him and often gets mistaken for a Nord when he's not dressed in his traditional reachman attire, even with the very obvious face tattoos.

Was struck by lightning once when he was like 19 and liked the lichtenberg scars so much he had his heart-mother tattoo trace the shape of the scars on his arm w ink. He adds more as time passes and now he has two full arm sleeves of tattoos that go up to his neck. His clan tattoos are on his face, as is custom in his clan. He also gets a silly nickname along with the tattoos teehee (I can't think up a silly nickname rn but I am open to suggestions)

Imma be real, he is not that great of a person pre-redemption, he's very self motivated and is willing to do whatever it takes to gain more knowledge and power, very reminiscent of Miraak and Ulfric lowkey. But beneath all that grime he's literally just a girl(boy). He's not some evil genius, just a sad, rage filled man with his heart sort of in the right place. (It's the generational trauma)

When he first adopted his first children, he didn't really realize that ur supposed to actually parent them and teach them morals instead of just giving them advice and letting them live with him. He's kind of a deadbeat in the beginning tbh and leaves the child rearing mostly to his clan and blood kin. Very much not girl slay of him. It's his mothers who give him an earful and set him straight. He ends up building a big longhouse for his family on the outskirts of the Reach and goes and stays there for weeks or even months instead of days. He ends up becoming something of a "super dad" by the time Runa gets adopted.

Teaches all his children proper reading and writing as well as teaching them to fight in the traditional reachfolk style. He just straight up gives them knives and points to the training dummy and says "have at it lol". Marcurio and his huscarls are very stressed bc why would u give a child a knife what the fuck. Serana thinks this is very Funny and Normal and encourages Ruaidhrí.

Doesn't like Black-Briar Mead bc it's "not sweet enough". Greatly prefers Honningbrew and steals a bunch of it during that one Thieves Guild quest. He has a sweet tooth and likes taffy. He almost choked to death eating it for the first time bc he just stuffed it in his mouth and swallowed. Jarl Balgruuf punched the shit outta his gut and he was fine afterwards. (There's some taffy on a table in Dragonsreach in game and I like to think he just saw it after defeating the first dragon and just started eating it lmao)

Starts an Alehouse in Solitude bc he, Marcurio, and Serana started brewing beer and wine as a hobby and it got rlly popular amongst the guards so he just said "fuck it" and opened an Alehouse in the basement of Pridespire Manor lmao. It's called "the Red Dragon's Alehouse and Winery" and it has a big sign with a (u guessed it) red dragon on it. It's mostly a front for Thieves Guild Business but it's also sort of legit.

Lucia likes to make lil dolls and often gifts them to Ruaidhrí so he doesn't get lonely. He keeps them for like 20 years and still shows them off to anyone who asks despite Lucia being like 30 and having her own family now :')

Has never worn pants before and found out that most fabrics that aren't wool (weird since wool tends to be very scratchy) or linen really irritate his skin, as do most dyes. He found this out at Radiant Raiment when he put on the Radiant Raiment fine clothes and started itching like crazy. He does like to wear thick woolen pants in the winter along with his kilt tho.

Got his first book at like 15 when he was healing from his coming of age ritual and a caravan had come to Karthwasten to trade. He traded some rare fox furs and some homemade dolls he had lying around for a copy of "A Children's Anuad", a skinning knife, a cotton tunic, and a few bottles of Black-Brair Mead. One of the traders, a Nord man named Oddbjron, gave him the basic run down of his letters (it took a while for Ruaidhrí to trust him at first bc Nords r stupid lol) and taught him the beginnings of writing over the course of just a few weeks. Every time the caravan came around, Oddbjron would teach Ruaidhrí a little more, over time becoming a sort of father figure to him. Later, Oddbjorn dies in between trips due to a sabre cat attack and when the news was broken to him the next time the caravan came, Ruaidhrí vowed to read and Learn as much as he can, because Oddbjorn always spoke about how knowledge was power and the key to strength was through the mind. The traders gifted him a journal, saying that Oddbjorn would have wanted him to keep practicing his writing if he was going to be a great scholar someday. This is what he practices writing in and journals his adventures whenever he has a free moment. He's very serious about literature bc of this and cries when he meets Oddbjorn in Sovngarde when he slays Alduin.

My current dragonborn's backstory and hcs pt 1 (?)

His name is Ruaidhrí (pronounced "roo-ri or just roar-ri he accepts all pronunciations), he's a Reachman and he's mentally ill. Here is his story. Sorry it's all over the place I have ADHD and the Thoughts just keep coming.

He is a pan demi-romantic asexual and has a husband (Marcurio) and a Serana (QPR). Very slow burn for Marcurio but with Serana the connection was almost instant. He adopts five children over the course of his adventures. (In adoption order: Lucia, Alesan, Blaise, Sofie, and Runa)

Had two weddings, one was public in the Temple of Mara in Riften for political reasons, and the other one was the 'real' wedding done privately in the Reach with his clan-friends and family.

Fist fought Heimskr the first time he met him and spent his first night in Whiterun in the dungeons lol.

Despite his big reputation, he is soft spoken and quiet, a stark contrast to the stories of the dragonborn. And is often seen practicing his writing in his journal. He has a thick accent and it is sometimes hard to understand him, especially when he talks fast or is excited or nervous. He taught himself how to read and write and likes to read in his spare time and enjoys learning new things.

Ruaidhrí learned Cyrodillic when he was a teen, and often forgets words or phrases and tries really hard to describe them to Marcurio or Lydia, who often act as translators for things he doesn't understand (which is a lot). Either cultural or just conversation. He often writes the words or phrases down so he doesn't forget.

His father was half Nord and was a Companion and werewolf before meeting his mother. He was famous for duel wielding summoned swords and using Reach magic to slay his enemies. His father died in the Markarth Incident, along with his older brothers. He never got to meet them but he knows he loves them all the same. He even joins the Companions and becomes a werewolf to honor his father. And bc he thinks Hircine is cool (which he is).

His mother had another lover along with his father, a woman, his other mother, and they both managed to escape Markarth with the remaining children (Ruaidhrí's older sisters), Ruaidhrí was born after the Incident. His blood mother was pregnant with him at the time and she never got the chance to tell his father. He was not around to witness the horrors Ulfric and his men did, but he witnessed the aftermath, the grief, the suffering....and that alone was enough to spark the flame of rebellion inside him.

He is named after his father, and is said to look just like him, only skinny. (At least, in the beginning) He has red hair and is trying to grow mutton chops, and has facial tattoes after proving himself a capable warrior for his coming of age ceremony. He also has various body tattoos, full sleeves on both his arms and some symbols on his chest and back. He has a septum piercing and puts a feather thru it. He is very scarred from being clumsy and from hunting exploits.

Worships Hircine as his chief deity but Hermaeous Mora is his close second, and to a lesser extent, Sithis, Namira, Merhunes Dagon, Clavicus Vile, and along with (a reach-ified) Kyne, and Dibella. Other daedra he respects, and obviously he doesn't hold the aedra sacred outside of Kyne and Dibella. He is very religious and proud of his culture.

He has alexithymia and ADHD and probably autism. He's very rage filled in the beginning and just wants the Reach to be free. He also kills Madanach bc HE wants to be the one to rule the Reach, and bc he knows it will get him the Nords and Empire's favour.

(I think it would be really cool if he was like a foil to Ulfric. They both kill their respective kings because they believe their way is the right way and want the crown for themselves, but they also spell doom for the very people they are trying to free. The only difference is that Ruaidhrí gets better and comes to learn and regret his actions, Ulfric doesn't)

He accepts the houses the Jarls give him and turns them into homeless shelters, hospices, orphanages, and general shelters for the downtrodden and puts his huscarls in charge of keeping them. He keeps very close tabs on his houses via scrying and spies.

Despite trying to be this cold hearted and calculating leader he is a bleeding heart, and has a big soft spot for children, animals, and nature. He regularly donates to Honorhall after Grelod's "untimely demise" and prays for his fallen enemies, he believes everyone should have a place in the spirit world (except Ulfric lmao).

He is also kind of stupid. He had no real plans for what he's gonna do once he becomes Jarl of Markarth or whatever or how to establish trade with the Empire. Or even how to gain political knowledge outside of reading books. He's also just. Horrible at social cues, and not just because of differing cultures. He kills Eola bc he doesn't realise she's a Namira worshipper and just thought she was weird (rip Eola u a real one) and comes to regret his actions. His plans for the Reach become more tangible and stable when he meets Marcurio, and with his help they also try to develop a Reach alphabet and written language.

Early on he does some pretty shitty things (like killing Eola, and Madanach) because he thinks it will make him look good, (or he just doesn't realise it's wrong) but he tries to learn from his mistakes. Killing Madanach he doesn't really regret tho.

Joins the Legion for the sole purpose of climbing the ranks to achieve the Empire's favour and to kill Ulfric. Which he succeeds (he also soul traps Ulfric lmao).

He also manages to establish trade between the reachmen and the Empire during his time in the Legion and is slowly integrating Reach culture into Skyrim with the help of his clan-friends and Marcurio.

Ruaidhrí's choice in weapon is the war axe. It's a very versatile weapon and he likes to hack away at his foes. He duel wields them and strangely wears heavy armor (he thinks it makes him look intimidating. It doesn't cuz he's scrawny at first) despite being quick and agile. He's a very good hunter and archer and likes to be sneaky.

He's also very good at restoration magic and is a wonderful healer and often does lectures at the College of Winterhold when he has the time. (He doesn't become Archmage bc Maribelle survives via Reach healing magic)

Is the Listener of the DB, Harbinger of the Companions, Nightingale (Brynjolf and Karliah become the guildmasters), and a Legate in the Legion. (And a thegn in all the holds).

Tried human flesh a few times and didn't like it. Literally the only reason why he's not a cannibal lol. He'll probably eat it if he has to but he much prefers beef thank u very much

Might become the Jarl of Markarth after the second great war but I'm still on the fence for that lol

Ruaidhrí has three older sisters, he is the youngest of them all and was both doted and picked on (like most youngest siblings). He has a strained relationship with his eldest sister Grainne bc they have different opinions on how they should free the Reach. And bc he killed Eola, who was apparently one of his sister's lovers.

Spares Cicero bc of silly guy solidarity.

[direwombat]

tagged by @natesofrellis and @socially-awkward-skeleton​ to do this fun little oc survey (and limiting myself to doing two because otherwise we’d be here all day lmao) thank you so much you two~ 💕💕

tagging: @thomrainer​, @harmonyowl​, @funkypoacher​, @adelaidedrubman​, @strafethesesinners​, @schoute​, @aceghosts​. @poeti-kat​, @confidentandgood​, and blanket tagging anyone else wanting to do this survey!

Rules: BOLD (and/or color) what applies to your muse. Repost, don’t reblog. Feel free to add words!

BODY

Long legs. Short legs. Average legs. Slender thighs. Thick thighs. Muscular thighs. Skinny arms. Soft arms. Muscular arms. Lean arms. Toned stomach. Flat stomach. Flabby Stomach. Soft stomach. Six-pack. Beer belly. Lean frame. Beefy/muscular frame. Voluptuous frame. Petite frame. Lanky frame. Short nails. Long nails. Manicured nails. Dirty nails. Small breast. Average breast. Big breast. Flat ass. Toned ass. Bubble butt. Small waist. Thick waist. Narrow hips. Average hips. Wide hips. Big feet. Average feet. Small feet. Soft feet. Slender feet. Calloused hands. Soft hands. Big hands. Average hands. Small hands. Long fingers. Short fingers. Average fingers. Narrow shoulders. Broad shoulders. Average shoulders. Underweight. Average weight. Overweight.

HEIGHT

Shorter than 140 cm. 141 cm-150 cm. 151 cm to 160 cm. 161 cm to 170 cm. 171 cm to 180 cm. 181 cm to 190 cm. 191 cm to 2m. Taller than 2 m.

SKIN

Pale. Rosy. Olive. Dark. Tanned. Blotchy. Smooth. Acne. Dry. Greasy. Freckled. Scars. Birthmarks.

EYES

Small. Large. Average. Grey. Brown. Blue. Violet. Green. Gold. Hazel. Doe-eyed. Close-set. Wide-set. Deep-set. Narrow. Monolid. Heavy eyelids. Upturned. Downturned.

HAIR

Thin. Thick. Fine. Normal. Greasy. Dry. Soft. Shiny. Curly. Frizzy. Wild. Unruly. Straight. Smooth. Wavy. Floppy. Cropped. Pixie-cut. Afro. Jaw length. Shoulder length. Back length. Waist length. Past hip-length. Buzz cut. Under cut. Shaved. Bald. Weave. Hair extensions. Mohawk. Dreadlocks. Box braids. Faux locs. Mullet. White. Platinum blonde. Golden blonde. Dirty blonde. Blonde. Ombre. Light brown. Mouse brown. Chestnut brown. Golden brown. Chocolate brown. Dark brown. Jet black. Ginger. Red. Auburn. Blue. Dyed. Thin eyebrows. Average eyebrows. Thick eyebrows. Plucked eyebrows.

TATTOOS/PIERCINGS

Full sleeve. Thigh tattoo. Neck tattoo (a bird). Chest tattoo (Wrath). Back tattoo. Shoulder blade tattoo. One tattoo. Face tattoo. A few here and there. Multiple. No tattoo. Monroe piercing. Nose piercing. Septum. Nipple piercing(s) (they’ve closed by canon but she had them at one point and refuses to admit that she did). Genital piercing(s). Industrial piercings. Earlobe piercings. Prince Albert piercing. Eyebrow piercing(s). Tongue piercing(s). Lip piercing(s). Top of the ear. Tragus piercing. Angel bites. Labret. Stretches out ears. Navel piercing. Inverse navel piercing. Cheek piercing(s). Smiley. Nape piercing(s). No piercings.

COSMETICS

Eyeliner. Light eyeliner. Heavy eyeliner. Cat eyes. Mascara. Fake eyelashes. Matte lipstick. Regular lipstick. Lipgloss. Lip balm. Red lips. Pink lips. Dark lips. Bronzer. Highlighter. Eyeshadow. Neutral eyeshadow. Smoky eyes. Colorful eyeshadow. Blush. Lipliner. Light contouring. Heavy contouring. Powder. Matte foundation. Shiny foundation. Concealer. BB cream/tinted moisturizer. Wears make-up regularly. Wears it from time to time. Rarely wears make-up.

SCENT

Floral. Herbal. Earthy. Fruity. Fresh. Perfumes. Aftershave. Cocoa. Moisturizer. Shampoo. Cigarettes. Leather. Sweat. Food. Incense. Marijuana. Cologne. Whiskey. Wine. Fried food. Blood. Fire. Metal. Rain.

CLOTHING

Jeans. Tight pants. Overknee socks. Tights. Leggings. Yoga pants. Pencil skirt. Tight skirt. Loose skirt. Tight/Form-fitting dress. Cardigans. Tunic. Blouse. Button up shirt (flannels). Band-T-shirt. Military jacket. Sports-T-shirt. Sweatpants. Tanktop. Cut off t-shirt. Designer. High street. Leather jacket. Thrift. Lingerie. Long skirt. Miniskirt. Maxidress. Sun dress. Tie. Tuxedo. Cocktail dress. Highslit dress/skirt. T-shirt. Loose clothing. Tight clothing. Jean shorts. Sweater. Sweater vest. Waistcoat. Khaki pants. Suit. Hoodie. Harem pants. Basketball shorts. Boxers/Boxer-Briefs. Thong. Hotpants. Hipster panties. Bra. Sportsbra. Crop top. Corset. Ballerina skirt. Leotard. Polka dot. Stripes. Glitter. Cotton. Linen. Silk. Lace. Leather. Velvet. Patterns. Florals. Neon colors. Pastels. Light colors. White. Black. Dark colors. Army Green. Fur/Fauxfur. Revealing clothing. Heavy armor. Medium armor. Light Armor.

SHOES

Sneakers. Slip-ons. Flats. Slippers. Sandals. High heels. Kitten heels. Ankle boots. Combat boots. Knee-high. Platforms. Stripper heels. Bare feet. Loafers. Oxfords. Gladiator shoes

BODY

Long legs. Short legs. Average legs. Slender thighs. Thick thighs. Muscular thighs. Skinny arms. Soft arms. Muscular arms. Lean arms. Toned stomach. Flat stomach. Flabby Stomach. Soft stomach. Six-pack. Beer belly. Lean frame. Beefy/muscular frame. Voluptuous frame. Petite frame. Lanky frame. Short nails. Long nails. Manicured nails. Dirty nails. Small breast. Average breast. Big breast. Flat ass. Toned ass. Bubble butt. Small waist. Thick waist. Narrow hips. Average hips. Wide hips. Big feet. Average feet. Small feet. Soft feet. Slender feet. Calloused hands. Soft hands. Big hands. Average hands. Small hands. Long fingers. Short fingers. Average fingers. Narrow shoulders. Broad shoulders. Average shoulders. Underweight. Average weight. Overweight.

HEIGHT

Shorter than 140 cm. 141 cm-150 cm. 151 cm to 160 cm. 161 cm to 170 cm. 171 cm to 180 cm. 181 cm to 190 cm. 191 cm to 2m. Taller than 2 m.

SKIN

Pale. Rosy. Olive. Dark. Tanned. Blotchy. Smooth. Acne. Dry. Greasy. Freckled. Scars. Birthmarks.

EYES

Small. Large. Average. Grey. Brown. Blue. Violet. Green. Gold. Hazel. Doe-eyed. Close-set. Wide-set. Deep-set. Narrow. Monolid. Heavy eyelids. Upturned. Downturned.

HAIR

Thin. Thick. Fine. Normal. Greasy. Dry. Soft. Shiny. Curly. Frizzy. Wild. Unruly. Straight. Smooth. Wavy. Floppy. Cropped. Pixie-cut. Afro. Jaw length. Shoulder length. Back length. Waist length. Past hip-length. Buzz cut. Under cut. Shaved. Bald. Weave. Hair extensions. Mohawk. Dreadlocks. Box braids. Faux locs. Mullet. White. Platinum blonde. Golden blonde. Dirty blonde. Blonde. Ombre. Light brown. Mouse brown. Chestnut brown. Golden brown. Chocolate brown. Dark brown. Jet black. Ginger. Red. Auburn. Blue. Dyed. Thin eyebrows. Average eyebrows. Thick eyebrows. Plucked eyebrows.

TATTOOS/PIERCINGS

Full sleeve. Thigh tattoo. Neck tattoo. Chest tattoo (Wrath). Back tattoo. Shoulder blade tattoo. One tattoo. Face tattoo. A few here and there. Multiple. No tattoo. Monroe piercing. Nose piercing. Septum. Nipple piercing(s). Genital piercing(s). Industrial piercings. Earlobe piercings. Prince Albert piercing. Eyebrow piercing(s). Tongue piercing(s). Lip piercing(s). Top of the ear. Tragus piercing. Angel bites. Labret. Stretches out ears. Navel piercing. Inverse navel piercing. Cheek piercing(s). Smiley. Nape piercing(s). No piercings.

COSMETICS

Eyeliner. Light eyeliner. Heavy eyeliner. Cat eyes. Mascara. Fake eyelashes. Matte lipstick. Regular lipstick. Lipgloss. Lip balm. Red lips. Pink lips. Dark lips. Bronzer. Highlighter. Eyeshadow. Neutral eyeshadow. Smoky eyes. Colorful eyeshadow. Blush. Lipliner. Light contouring. Heavy contouring. Powder. Matte foundation. Shiny foundation. Concealer. BB cream/tinted moisturizer. Wears make-up regularly. Wears it from time to time. Rarely wears make-up.

SCENT

Floral. Herbal. Earthy. Fruity. Fresh. Perfumes. Aftershave. Cocoa. Moisturizer. Shampoo. Cigarettes. Leather. Sweat. Food. Incense. Marijuana. Cologne. Whiskey. Wine. Fried food. Blood. Fire. Metal. Rain.

CLOTHING

Jeans. Tight pants. Overknee socks. Tights. Leggings. Yoga pants. Pencil skirt. Tight skirt. Loose skirt. Tight/Form-fitting dress. Cardigans. Tunic. Blouse. Button up shirt. Band-T-shirt. Military jacket. Sports-T-shirt (she has exactly one (1) and she stole it from charlie) Sweatpants. Tanktop. Cut off t-shirt. Designer. High street. Leather jacket. Thrift. Lingerie. Long skirt. Miniskirt. Maxidress. Sun dress. Tie. Tuxedo. Cocktail dress. Highslit dress/skirt. T-shirt. Loose clothing. Tight clothing. Jean shorts. Sweater. Sweater vest. Waistcoat. Khaki pants. Suit. Hoodie. Harem pants. Basketball shorts. Boxers/Boxer-Briefs. Thong. Hotpants. Hipster panties. Bra. Sportsbra. Crop top. Corset. Ballerina skirt. Leotard. Polka dot. Stripes. Glitter. Cotton. Linen. Silk. Lace. Leather. Velvet. Patterns. Florals. Neon colors. Pastels. Light colors. White. Black. Dark colors. Army Green. Fur/Fauxfur. Revealing clothing. Heavy armor. Medium armor. Light Armor.

SHOES

Sneakers. Slip-ons. Flats. Slippers. Sandals. High heels. Kitten heels. Ankle boots. Combat boots. Knee-high. Platforms. Stripper heels. Bare feet. Loafers. Oxfords. Gladiator shoes

[your-nerd-is-showing]

Accidentally in Love A Mechat love story

Noel Moulin made a Mechat account because he wanted to find a girlfriend for his best friend Jason, he felt guilty about abandoning his buddy. One day he matches with you and his entire world is turned around making him realize how wrong his current girlfriend is for him. The more he talks to you the more he falls accidently in love with you.

Part One: Noel

You signed into Mechat to see if you had any new matches and if any of them even caught your eye. You let out a heavy sigh as you swiped left on everyone. “This is so lame I never get any good matches!” You yelled out very frustrated, suddenly a profile caught your eye. “Noel Moulin? Hmmm.” There were two young men in the photo one was very, very handsome with pale skin, white hair and blue eyes. He had a septum piercing and a shark tattoo on the right side of his neck. The other man had long green hair frankly you weren’t very interested in him. “Okay I have to know the story behind this one! Hopefully it’s the cutie with the white hair! He’s the one I want.” You looked through his profile. “Oh my God he’s a student here at the college! How have I not seen him around here!?” You looked at your phone shocked as you swiped right on the profile.

Your phone went off instantly.

Noel: Hey!

“Well that was fast.” You said to yourself.

Y/N: Hey

Y/N: Isn’t it confusing putting a photo with two people on a dating profile?

Noel: I guess, but if you think about it…

Noel: The higher chances of getting matched! Heh

Y/N: Hmmmm that is pretty smart

Noel: See! Now you know how smart I am!

Y/N: Okay let me ask you this…. What if I swiped right for the other guy and not you?

Noel: I would say that’s good news!

Y/N: Uh how come?

Noel: Well if you read my profile I am looking for a match for my friend ;)

Y/N: Okay now I have another question… which one are you anyway?

Noel: Let’s keep that a secret for a while ;) I want you to fall for my friend based on his qualities not looks.

Y/N: Oh come on! That’s not fair…. What if I like you?

Noel: That would kinda be a problem….

Y/N: Why?

Noel: I have a girlfriend… heh

Y/N: Oh….

Noel: Don’t worry! I am really unlikable ;)

Y/N: I disagree!

Noel: Just wait for it LOL!

Y/N: So…. How does this work? You just brag about your friend?

Y/N: I mean…. I’ve never matched with someone for their friend. This is kinda weird.

Noel: It’s only weird if we make it weird! LMAO!

Y/N: No it’s pretty weird….

You chuckled at the silly conversation you were having with your mystery man Noel.

Y/N: See! I already like you!

Noel chuckled at his phone. “Oh boy I like this girl! It’s really easy to talk to her….”

Noel: Okay so we need to undo the damage then! Lol!

Y/N: How are we going to do that?

Noel: By talking about my friend Jason! He is really kind and loving.

Noel: But! He is also strong and manly!

Y/N: LMAO! Wow you are such a bad pimp!

Noel: Hey I can do better! Just give me another chance! Please?

Y/N: Okay! One more chance! But that’s it LOL

Noel: He is the life of the party! A popular guy who is sometimes too busy to date.

Y/N: Ewwwww I don’t like him already!

Noel: Don’t be so judge mental!

Y/N: Woooooow and now you’re offending me. LMAO

Y/N: this pimping is going great! ;)

Noel: Hahahaha you started it!

Y/N: All I said was I like you better.

Noel: Well you have terrible taste!

Y/N: I like you a bit less now.

Noel: Good! We can focus on Jason now!

You laid there in your bed giggling at your phone. The more you talked to this Noel guy the more you liked him…..

Y/N: Okay send me Jason's photo I want to see what he is all about.

Noel: I know what you are trying to do but I am smarter than that! ;)

Noel sent you a photo of the two guys again this time they were at the beach shirtless enjoying a beer. You laid there slightly drooling from hotness of the shirtless picture. “Damn I really hope Jason isn’t the white-haired guy and Noel is…. What am I saying Noel has a girlfriend...”

Y/N: That’s just great! I’m dealing with a smartass… a hot smartass

Noel: How do you know I am the hot one?

Y/N: Because I like who I am talking to…. Duh :P

Noel: Oh…..

Noel: I am a taken man you need to stop flirting with me.

Y/N: I’ll behave! I promise.

Noel: Why don’t I believe that?

Y/N: Don’t be so judge mental! ;P

Noel: Hahaha nicely played!

Y/N: Okay! Tell me about Jason…. What is he like?

Noel: All jokes aside he is a really good guy! Hardworking and smart!

Noel: Really handsome….

Y/N: If you’re his friend I am sure he is amazing.

Noel: He is surreal.

Y/N: I sense a bromance. LMAO!

Noel laughed as he smiled at the message you sent him.

Noel: Hey! There is nothing wrong with liking your friends.

Y/N: I'm just joking. I actually like that you are helping him.

Y/N: That’s really nice of you!

Noel sent you a voice message saying that he had to go because he was late seeing his girlfriend.

Y/N: Maybe you’ll be single after that ;)

“One can only hope!” You said to yourself.

Noel: I might have to make a profile for myself here heh.

Noel: I’ll message you later! Bye!

You frowned at your phone as the little bubble next to Noel's name went dark. “This…. Isn’t good I’m crushing on a taken man.” You said to yourself sighing in disappointment as you got up to get ready to go out with your friend. “Okay! Let’s get my mind off of him and have fun with my friend!” You said happily as you headed out the door.

*

“Well this isn’t going as planned….” You said to yourself as you checked your phone for the tenth time to see if Noel was back online, but he wasn’t.

“Hey (Y/N) are you okay? You seem very distracted.” Your friend asked you.

“Yea I’m fine Amber…. Just waiting for this guy I matched with on Mechat to come back online….” You replied staring blankly at your phone frowning.

“Oh? You finally met someone!? Well why aren’t you happier about it?” Amber asked you.

You looked at your friend sadness was written all over your face. “Because…. He made a profile for his friend not him and the guy I am talking to has a girlfriend…. He’s the one I like not his friend and I don’t know what to do!” You said in a huff. “You know this is just my luck I finally find someone I like and he is taken… Amber what do I do!? I’m already so hung up on this guy and I talked to him once! Help me get my mind off of him!”

“Well how about you stay over in my room tonight? We could have a spa night! I got facial masks and we can pamper ourselves!”

“Yeah! That sounds awesome!” You replied as you looked at your phone again.

“My one rule no phones until tomorrow okay? You’re too worried about Noel you need to cool it!” Amber said as she took your phone and put it on silent in her drawer.

“Okay, okay fine! You’re right Amber I am thinking too much into this… Let’s have a fun night!” You walked over to Ambers stereo and blasted some music. You spent the rest of the night with Amber having the best time completely forgetting about Noel.

*

You woke up the next morning and jumped out of bed to get your phone.

“You don’t waste any time do you (Y/N)?You really like him don’t you?” Amber called from her bed.

“Yes I truly do Amber.” You replied as you opened up Mechat to see if Noel messaged you and of course he did. “He messaged me! Yay!” You said happily as you opened up the chat.

Noel: I made it out alive….. This time (10:08pm)

Y/N: Are you single now? ;) (9:45 am)

Noel: I almost was but we talked it out.

“Awwww damnit!” You shouted out in frustration.

“What?” Amber asked.

“He isn’t single….” You said as you jokingly started to cry.

Y/N: Did you tell her why you were late?

Noel: Are you insane? I would be dead!

Y/N: Why? You’re just looking for someone for your friend right?

Noel: Yes, but how would you feel knowing your boyfriend is late because he was talking to someone gorgeous like you?

You felt your cheeks get warm from the sweet compliment Noel just gave you. “Oh come on Noel! You’re not helping me by doing that!” You shouted at your phone.

“What did he say!?” Your friend asked looking at your phone.

“He called me gorgeous!” You said holding your phone up.

Amber stole your phone from you. “Let me handle this one for you (Y/N)!”

“Oh uh okay!” You looked at Amber baffled.

Y/N: Y-you think I’m gorgeous!?

Noel: How can anyone not? Only a blind person would be immune to your beauty.

Y/N: Why Noel did you just give me a compliment?

Noel: I am terribly sorry I am crossing the line.

“(Y/N) Noel is such a sweetheart! You have to get him somehow!” Amber said showing you what he wrote. “A true gentleman!”

“See I told you!” You replied taking your phone back. “Now you see why I am crushing on him hard!”

Y/N: Don’t be.

Y/N: It’s nice to hear that once in a while.

Noel: I'm sure you hear it all the time!

Y/N: Not from the right person…..

Noel: You know…. Jason is really good at compliments ;)

Y/N: Smooth way to pass the ball to someone else ;P

Noel: I was thinking…. Why don’t you meet Jason?

Noel: That way you could see by yourself I am not making this up.

Y/N: I don’t know…. I am against going out with someone I have never spoken to….

Noel: Come on! It’ll be like a blind date!

Y/N: Would you go on a date like that?

Noel: I'm taken….

Y/N: If you weren’t, would you go out with someone you’ve never spoken a word with?

Noel: No….

Y/N: There you go!

Suddenly you get another voice message from Noel suggesting a double date that way you don’t feel uncomfortable meeting Jason alone.

Y/N: Hmmmmm I will think about it.

Noel: You are a stubborn one and I find that hot for some reason.

Y/N: Why Noel are you flirting with me? ;P

Noel: OMG I guess I am! Well I guess I am a jackass.

Y/N: I guess I am into a jackass then ;)

Y/N: Jason stands no chance against you….

Noel sighed looking frustrated at his phone. “Damn she keeps pulling me back in! She’s awakening a side of me I haven’t seen in a while…. I really, really want her….”

Noel: We can’t do this!

Y/N: Why not?

Y/N: We are just getting to know each other.

Noel: The problem is…. The more I talk to you and get to know you the more I like you….

Y/N: How long have you been in a relationship?

Noel: Almost a year.

Y/N: You really are a nice guy aren’t you?

Noel: I try my best.

Y/N: Can I ask you something?

Noel: Sure.

Y/N: Are you happy?

Noel paused for a long moment thinking if he was truly happy…. He let out a long sigh…. “No I don’t think I am….”

Noel: You know…. It’s been a long time since someone has asked me that….

Y/N: Are you?

Noel: This should be easier to respond to…..

Noel: You know I like Hannah…. She’s really nice.

“But she isn’t who I want to be with…. God (Y/N) I’m starting to really like you….”

Noel: But I miss hanging out with my friends…. With Jason….

Y/N: So why don’t you?

Noel: She doesn’t want me around single people.

Noel: I guess she thinks they will infect me or something…..

Y/N: I get it now…. You feel guilty for abandoning Jason….

Y/N: This why it is so important to you to find him someone.

Noel paused thinking for a moment.

Noel: Maybe.

Y/N: Don’t you think he just wants his friend back?

Noel: What am I supposed to do? No matter what I choose someone will get hurt….

Y/N: What is your heart telling you Noel?

Noel: I’m sorry….

Noel: I can’t do this…. I have to go….

Y/N: Wait Noel….

Y/N: I didn’t mean to offend you….

Noel: I just have to clear my head….

Noel stared at his phone, tears filled his eyes as he logged off.

Y/N: Noel I am sorry…. Will you text me later???

Y/N: Noel????

“Shit what did I do…. I hope he will be okay….” You said to Amber as you showed her your phone. “I think I hit a nerve. I feel so bad now….” You sighed. “Hey I think I’m gonna head back to my dorm Amber, I have some studying to do.” You said as you turned to leave. “I'll talk to you soon!”

You made your way back to your dorm for the rest of the day. The entire day passed by and you barely got any studying done, all you could think about was Noel. “Well this was a complete waste of time.” You said to yourself as you looked at the time. “Oh my God its almost eleven pm!? I’ve wasted the entire day thinking about Noel….” You got up from your desk to put away your books and laptop. “I guess I should get ready for bed.” Quickly you brushed your teeth and changed into pajamas, you checked your phone one last time to see if Noel messaged you but still nothing so you plugged in your phone. “Hopefully I will hear from Noel tomorrow.” You rolled over almost instantly falling asleep.

Your alarm woke you up the next morning, stirring quietly in your bed you slowly opened your eyes while you stretched. You grabbed your phone to shut your alarm off and check Mechat. “Oh! Noel messaged me…. At four o’clock in the morning!? Oh my….”

Noel: Hey (4:15 am)

Noel: Are you awake I could use someone to talk to…. If not just message me when you get this :) (5:02 am)

Noel: Hey you’re awake.

Y/N: Hey how are you feeling?

You hopped out of bed and started your coffee pot.

Noel: Like crap, TBH.

Y/N: I'm sorry…. I crossed the line….

Y/N: I mean who am I to give advice on life?

Y/N: I’m on a dating app looking for love….

Noel: Actually I really appreciated it!

Noel: The only person who was that honest with me was Jason….

Y/N: He seems like a nice guy!

Y/N: Now I might consider going out with him ;P

Noel looked at his phone shocked.

Noel: OMG really!?

Y/N: Yeah but I want you to be there too!!!!!!

Y/N: You two need a chance to reconnect!

Noel: I might of just found him a perfect match!!!

Y/N: Hey don’t start the wedding celebrations just yet. LOL!

Y/N: I just said yes to a date!

Noel: Thank you.

Y/N: For going out with Jason?

Noel: No for being such a good friend to me <3

Y/N: You obviously need someone to take care of you ;)

Noel: I am glad I’m in such good hands ;)

Y/N: So what have you been up to today?

Noel sent you another voice message talking about how after the advice you gave him, he started to look through old photos of him and Jason. That made him want to fix his friendship with Jason.

Noel: Hahahahha okay you HAVE to take a look at this!

Y/N: Oh God what is it?

Noel sent you a photo of him and Jason dressed up like cowboys. You almost spit out your coffee from laughing so hard.

Y/N: Hahahaha Oh I have to know more about this!

Y/N: That is fascinating!

Y/N: I mean you are both on FIRE!

Noel: Go ahead…. Laugh it out! LMAO.

Y/N: So you were…. Cowboys???? LMFAO!

Noel: It’s not THAT funny!

Y/N: Oh but it is!

Noel: It was Halloween and we won best costume!

Y/N: I’m sure you did! LMAO!

Noel: You are EVIL! XD

Y/N: Hahahaa no one likes to hear the truth!

Noel: Can I call Jason and set up the date?

Y/N: Is he going to wear THAT SUIT? LMFAO

Noel: I HIGHLY DOUBT that, BUT I can ask him…. If you’re into that….

Y/N: I am into laughing!

Noel: I’ll ignore that comment and set up the date.

Y/N: I can’t wait to see you in that outfit!

Noel: OMG you’re going to be such a pain in the ass! LMAO.

Y/N: You said I am awesome and you cannot take that back!

Noel: You are awesome…. I wasn’t planning on retracting my statement.

Y/N: Am I wrong to think…. That maybe you like me too?

Noel blushed and smiled at his phone. “Damn I haven’t even met her and she already can read me like a book….”

Noel: No you’re not….

Noel: I just try really hard to fight it.

Y/N: Why?

Noel: Because of Hannah…. I just can’t hurt her…..

Y/N: So you are hurting yourself?

Noel:….. Yes……

Y/N: Okay tell me one thing.

Y/N: What are the things you love to do most in life?

Y/N: Things that make your blood boil and truly move you?

Noel: I’m a computer geek…. Hacking and programming are a huge part of my life!

Noel: I also love hanging out with my friends, playing soccer, training…. Reading….

Y/N: Now tell me Noel….

Y/N: When was the last time you did any of that stuff?

Noel: One year ago :(

Y/N: Do you see where I am going with this?

Noel: Yes….

Y/N: Someone who loves you, doesn’t spend all that time trying to change the core of who you are!

Noel: You are a really good therapist (Y/N)….

Y/N: I am just trying to be a good friend to you Noel.

Noel: Hey Jason is calling me…. What should I say?

Noel: Are we on for the date?

Y/N: It sounds like a bad threesome, but I am in!

Noel snorted at your message.

Noel: LMFAO!

Noel: Let me organize everything and I’ll text you the details.

Noel: Is that okay with you?

Y/N: I’ll be waiting.

Noel: Hey (Y/N)…. Thank you for all the advice.

Y/N: There is much more where that came from.

Noel: I don’t doubt it for a second ;)

You smiled at your phone as you watched Noel sign offline. “He likes me!” You said to yourself smiling.

@chaosmouth @ilyom @daskyrimreader316 @slowlygonnabegood

[milfgyuu]

What outfits would you pick for your mutuals to wear on a group date with your ult group?

if myself and the dynamos went on a group date with svt which ideally is all of us in a TTT situation playing drinking games and cooking out...

@beaniegyu - is entering the house wearing platform boots bc mingyu likes tall girls lmao but honestly, i think she'd look incredible in a soft sweater (u should wear green idk but u should) and comfy jeans with her cute glasses. looking GORGEOUS while winning at beer pong or smth cool with dk and gyu.

@dinoshii - is dressed as a whole tiger /jk but she looks SO cute in floral tops with the babydoll cut/shape (idk i'm not good at fashion) but it's my fav look on her and she would look so angelic going shot for shot with hoshi and chan.

i'm wearing my fav black v-neck shirt w/the good bra bc wonu likes anime tiddies and tattoos /notjk but tbh we're all ending up in t-shirts and sweats/leggings bc who wants to get drunk with their favs in real pants????? not us.

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

OC Appearance Meme

@creativegoblin I am considering myself tagged >:3 (also; too tired to tag anyone else but i'd love to get tagged if anyone does this so i can see! <3)

Putting these under the cut though because it got long hdakfjksfhksd

edit: wait wtf somehow tumblr bolded random words when i copied everything over from the doc????? so uhhh yea this is Not accurate rn lmao ok should be fixed now

NEIRA

BODY: Long legs. Short legs. Average legs. Slender thighs. Thick thighs. Muscular thighs. Skinny arms. Soft arms. Muscular arms. Toned stomach. Flat stomach. Flabby Stomach. Soft stomach. Six-pack. Beer belly. Lean. Beefy/muscular frame. Voluptuous frame. Petite frame. Lanky frame. Short nails. Long nails. Manicured nails. Dirty nails. Small breasts. Average breasts. Big breasts. Flat ass. Toned ass. Bubble butt. Small waist. Thick waist. Narrow hips. Average hips. Wide hips. Big feet. Average feet. Small feet. Soft feet. Slender feet. Calloused hands. Soft hands. Big hands. Average hands. Small hands. Long fingers. Short fingers. Average fingers. Narrow shoulders. Broad shoulders. Average shoulders. Underweight. Average weight. Overweight.

HEIGHT: Shorter than 140 cm. 141 cm-150 cm. 151 cm to 160 cm. 161 cm to 170 cm. 171 cm to 180 cm. 181 cm to 190 cm. 191 cm to 2m. Taller than 2 m.

SKIN: Pale. Rosy. Olive. Dark. Tanned. Blotchy. Smooth. Acne. Dry. Greasy. Freckled. Scars. Birthmarks.

EYES: Small. Large. Average. Grey. Brown. Blue. Violet. Green. Gold. Red. Hazel. Doe-eyed. Close-set(ish). Wide-set. Deep-set. Narrow. Monolid. Heavy eyelids. Upturned. Downturned.

HAIR: Thin. Thick. Fine. Normal. Greasy. Dry. Soft. Shiny. Curly. Frizzy. Wild. Unruly. Straight. Smooth. Wavy. Floppy. Cropped. Pixie-cut. Afro. Jaw length. Shoulder length. Back length. Waist length. Past hip-length. Buzz cut. Under cut. Bald. Weave. Hair extensions. Mohawk. Dreadlocks. Box braids. Faux locs. White. Platinum blonde. Golden blonde. Dirty blonde. Blonde. Ombre. Light brown. Mouse brown. Chestnut brown. Golden brown. Chocolate brown. Dark brown. Jet black. Ginger. Red. Auburn. Dyed. Thin eyebrows. Average eyebrows. Thick eyebrows. Plucked eyebrows.

TATTOOS/PIERCINGS: Full sleeve. Thigh tattoo. Neck tattoo. Chest tattoo. Back tattoo. Shoulder blade tattoo. One tattoo. Face tattoo. A few here and there. Multiple. No tattoo. Monroe piercing. Nose piercing. Septum. Nipple piercing(s). Genital piercing(s). Industrial piercings. Earlobe piercings. Prince Albert piercing. Eyebrow piercing(s). Tongue piercing(s). Lip piercing(s). Top of the ear. Tragus piercing. Angel bites. Labret. Stretches out ears. Navel piercing. Inverse navel piercing. Cheek piercing(s). Smiley. Nape piercing(s). No piercings.

COSMETICS: Eyeliner. Light eyeliner. Heavy eyeliner. Cat eyes. Mascara. Fake eyelashes. Matte lipstick. Regular lipstick. Lip-gloss. Red lips. Pink lips. Dark lips. Bronzer. Highlighter. Eyeshadow. Neutral eyeshadow. Smoky eyes. Colorful eyeshadow. Blush. Lipliner. Light contouring. Heavy contouring. Powder. Matte foundation. Shiny foundation. Concealer. Wears make up regularly. Wears it from time to time. Rarely wears make-up.

SCENT: Floral. Herbal. Earthy. Fruity. Perfumes. Aftershave. Cocoa. Moisturizer. Shampoo. Cigarettes. Leather. Sweat. Food. Incense. Marijuana. Cologne. Whiskey. Wine. Fried food. Blood. Fire. Metal. Rain.

CLOTHES: Jeans. Tight pants. Over-knee socks. Tights. Leggings. Yoga pants. Pencil skirt. Tight skirt. Loose skirt. Tight/Form-fitting dress. Cardigans. Tunic. Blouse. Button up shirt. Band-T-shirt. Sports-T-shirt. Sweatpants. Tank-top. Cut off t-shirt. Designer. High street. Leather jacket. Thrift. Lingerie. Long skirt. Miniskirt. Maxi-dress. Sun dress. Tie. Tuxedo. Cocktail dress. High-slit dress/skirt. T-shirt. Loose clothing. Tight clothing. Jean shorts. Sweater. Sweater vest. Waistcoat. Khaki pants. Suit. Hoodie. Harem pants. Basketball shorts. Boxers/Boxer-Briefs. Thong. Hot-pants. Hipster panties. Bra. Sports-bra. Crop top. Corset. Ballerina skirt. Leotard. Polka dot. Stripes. Glitter. Cotton. Linen. Silk. Lace. Leather. Velvet. Patterns. Florals. Neon colors. Pastels. Light colors. White. Black. Dark colors. Fur/Faux-fur. Revealing clothing. Heavy armor. Medium armor. Light Armor.

SHOES: Sneakers. Slip-ons. Flats. Slippers. Sandals. High heels. Kitten heels. Ankle boots. Combat boots. Knee-high. Platforms. Stripper heels. Bare feet. Loafers. Oxfords. Gladiator shoes.

KALA

BODY: Long legs. Short legs. Average legs. Slender thighs. Thick thighs. Muscular thighs. Skinny arms. Soft arms. Muscular arms. Toned stomach. Flat stomach. Flabby Stomach. Soft stomach. Six-pack. Beer belly. Lean. Beefy/muscular frame. Voluptuous frame. Petite frame. Lanky frame. Short nails. Long nails. Manicured nails. Dirty nails. Small breasts. Average breasts. Big breasts. Flat ass. Toned ass. Bubble butt. Small waist. Thick waist. Narrow hips. Average hips. Wide hips. Big feet. Average feet. Small feet. Soft feet. Slender feet. Calloused hands. Soft hands. Big hands. Average hands. Small hands. Long fingers. Short fingers. Average fingers. Narrow shoulders. Broad shoulders. Average shoulders. Underweight. Average weight. Overweight.

HEIGHT: Shorter than 140 cm. 141 cm-150 cm. 151 cm to 160 cm. 161 cm to 170 cm. 171 cm to 180 cm. 181 cm to 190 cm. 191 cm to 2m. Taller than 2 m.

SKIN: Pale. Rosy. Olive. Dark. Tanned. Blotchy. Smooth. Acne. Dry. Greasy. Freckled. Scars. Birthmarks.

EYES: Small. Large. Average. Grey. Brown. Blue. Violet. Green. Gold. Red. Hazel. Doe-eyed. Close-set. Wide-set. Deep-set. Narrow. Monolid. Heavy eyelids. Upturned. Downturned.

HAIR: Thin. Thick. Fine. Normal. Greasy. Dry. Soft. Shiny. Curly. Frizzy. Wild. Unruly. Straight. Smooth. Wavy. Floppy. Cropped. Pixie-cut. Afro. Jaw length. Shoulder length. Back length. Waist length. Past hip-length. Buzz cut. Under cut. Bald. Weave. Hair extensions. Mohawk. Dreadlocks. Box braids. Faux locs. White. Platinum blonde. Golden blonde. Dirty blonde. Blonde. Ombre. Light brown. Mouse brown. Chestnut brown. Golden brown. Chocolate brown. Dark brown. Jet black. Ginger. Red. Auburn. Dyed. Thin eyebrows. Average eyebrows. Thick eyebrows. Plucked eyebrows.

TATTOOS/PIERCINGS: Full sleeve. Thigh tattoo. Neck tattoo. Chest tattoo. Back tattoo. Shoulder blade tattoo. One tattoo. Face tattoo. A few here and there. Multiple. No tattoo. Monroe piercing. Nose piercing. Septum. Nipple piercing(s). Genital piercing(s). Industrial piercings. Earlobe piercings. Prince Albert piercing. Eyebrow piercing(s). Tongue piercing(s). Lip piercing(s). Top of the ear. Tragus piercing. Angel bites. Labret. Stretches out ears. Navel piercing. Inverse navel piercing. Cheek piercing(s). Smiley. Nape piercing(s). No piercings.

COSMETICS: Eyeliner. Light eyeliner. Heavy eyeliner. Cat eyes. Mascara. Fake eyelashes. Matte lipstick. Regular lipstick. Lip-gloss. Red lips. Pink lips. Dark lips. Bronzer. Highlighter. Eyeshadow. Neutral eyeshadow. Smoky eyes. Colorful eyeshadow. Blush. Lipliner. Light contouring. Heavy contouring. Powder. Matte foundation. Shiny foundation. Concealer. Wears make up regularly. Wears it from time to time. Rarely wears make-up.

SCENT: Floral. Herbal. Earthy. Fruity. Perfumes. Aftershave. Cocoa. Moisturizer. Shampoo. Cigarettes. Leather. Sweat. Food. Incense. Marijuana. Cologne. Whiskey. Wine. Fried food. Blood. Fire. Metal. Rain.

CLOTHES: Jeans. Tight pants. Over-knee socks. Tights. Leggings. Yoga pants. Pencil skirt. Tight skirt. Loose skirt. Tight/Form-fitting dress. Cardigans. Tunic. Blouse. Button up shirt. Band-T-shirt. Sports-T-shirt. Sweatpants. Tank-top. Cut off t-shirt. Designer. High street. Leather jacket. Thrift. Lingerie. Long skirt. Miniskirt. Maxi-dress. Sun dress. Tie. Tuxedo. Cocktail dress. High-slit dress/skirt. T-shirt. Loose clothing. Tight clothing. Jean shorts. Sweater. Sweater vest. Waistcoat. Khaki pants. Suit. Hoodie. Harem pants. Basketball shorts. Boxers/Boxer-Briefs. Thong. Hot-pants. Hipster panties. Bra. Sports-bra. Crop top. Corset. Ballerina skirt. Leotard. Polka dot. Stripes. Glitter. Cotton. Linen. Silk. Lace. Leather. Velvet. Patterns. Florals. Neon colors. Pastels. Light colors. White. Black. Dark colors. Fur/Faux-fur. Revealing clothing. Heavy armor. Medium armor. Light Armor.

SHOES: Sneakers. Slip-ons. Flats. Slippers. Sandals. High heels. Kitten heels. Ankle boots. Combat boots. Knee-high. Platforms. Stripper heels. Bare feet. Loafers. Oxfords. Gladiator shoes.

LIAM

BODY: Long legs. Short legs. Average legs. Slender thighs. Thick thighs. Muscular thighs. Skinny arms. Soft arms. Muscular arms. Toned stomach. Flat stomach. Flabby Stomach. Soft stomach. Six-pack. Beer belly. Lean. Beefy/muscular frame. Voluptuous frame. Petite frame. Lanky frame. Short nails. Long nails. Manicured nails. Dirty nails. Small breasts. Average breasts. Big breasts. Flat ass. Toned ass. Bubble butt. Small waist. Thick waist. Narrow hips. Average hips. Wide hips. Big feet. Average feet. Small feet. Soft feet. Slender feet. Calloused hands. Soft hands. Big hands. Average hands. Small hands. Long fingers. Short fingers. Average fingers. Narrow shoulders. Broad shoulders. Average shoulders. Underweight. Average weight. Overweight.

HEIGHT: Shorter than 140 cm. 141 cm-150 cm. 151 cm to 160 cm. 161 cm to 170 cm. 171 cm to 180 cm. 181 cm to 190 cm. 191 cm to 2m. Taller than 2 m.

SKIN: Pale. Rosy. Olive. Dark. Tanned. Blotchy. Smooth. Acne (sorta; he’s prone to it but he does take care of his skin). Dry. Greasy. Freckled. Scars. Birthmarks.

EYES: Small. Large. Average. Grey. Brown. Blue. Violet. Green. Gold. Red. Hazel. Doe-eyed. Close-set. Wide-set. Deep-set. Narrow. Monolid. Heavy eyelids. Upturned. Downturned.

HAIR: Thin. Thick. Fine. Normal. Greasy. Dry. Soft. Shiny(ish). Curly. Frizzy. Wild. Unruly. Straight. Smooth. Wavy. Floppy. Cropped. Pixie-cut. Afro. Jaw length. Shoulder length. Back length. Waist length. Past hip-length. Buzz cut. Under cut. Bald. Weave. Hair extensions. Mohawk. Dreadlocks. Box braids. Faux locs. White. Platinum blonde. Golden blonde. Dirty blonde. Blonde. Ombre. Light brown. Mouse brown. Chestnut brown. Golden brown. Chocolate brown. Dark brown. Jet black. Ginger. Red. Auburn. Dyed. Thin eyebrows. Average eyebrows. Thick eyebrows. Plucked eyebrows.

TATTOOS/PIERCINGS: Full sleeve. Thigh tattoo. Neck tattoo. Chest tattoo. Back tattoo. Shoulder blade tattoo. One tattoo. Face tattoo. A few here and there. Multiple. No tattoo. Monroe piercing. Nose piercing. Septum. Nipple piercing(s). Genital piercing(s). Industrial piercings. Earlobe piercings (only v v late post trespasser tho). Prince Albert piercing. Eyebrow piercing(s). Tongue piercing(s). Lip piercing(s). Top of the ear. Tragus piercing. Angel bites. Labret. Stretches out ears. Navel piercing. Inverse navel piercing. Cheek piercing(s). Smiley. Nape piercing(s). No piercings.

COSMETICS: Eyeliner. Light eyeliner. Heavy eyeliner. Cat eyes. Mascara. Fake eyelashes. Matte lipstick. Regular lipstick. Lip-gloss. Red lips. Pink lips. Dark lips. Bronzer. Highlighter. Eyeshadow. Neutral eyeshadow. Smoky eyes. Colorful eyeshadow. Blush. Lipliner. Light contouring. Heavy contouring. Powder. Matte foundation. Shiny foundation. Concealer. Wears make up regularly. Wears it from time to time. Rarely wears make-up.

SCENT: Floral. Herbal. Earthy. Fruity. Perfumes. Aftershave. (during act 2/3 anyway lol) Cocoa. Moisturizer. Shampoo. Cigarettes. Leather. Sweat. Food. Incense. Marijuana. Cologne. Whiskey. Wine. Fried food. Blood. Fire. Metal. Rain.

CLOTHES: Jeans. Tight pants. Over-knee socks. Tights. Leggings. Yoga pants. Pencil skirt. Tight skirt. Loose skirt. Tight/Form-fitting dress. Cardigans. Tunic. Blouse. Button up shirt. Band-T-shirt. Sports-T-shirt. Sweatpants. Tank-top. Cut off t-shirt. Designer. High street. Leather jacket. Thrift. Lingerie. Long skirt. Miniskirt. Maxi-dress. Sun dress. Tie. Tuxedo. Cocktail dress. High-slit dress/skirt. T-shirt. Loose clothing. Tight clothing. Jean shorts. Sweater. Sweater vest. Waistcoat. Khaki pants. Suit. Hoodie. Harem pants. Basketball shorts. Boxers/Boxer-Briefs. Thong. Hot-pants. Hipster panties. Bra. Sports-bra. Crop top. Corset. Ballerina skirt. Leotard. Polka dot. Stripes. Glitter. Cotton. Linen. Silk. Lace. Leather. Velvet. Patterns (nothing fancy tho; think flannel). Florals. Neon colors. Pastels. Light colors. White. Black. Dark colors. Fur/Faux-fur. Revealing clothing. Heavy armor. Medium armor. Light Armor.

SHOES: Sneakers. Slip-ons. Flats. crocsSlippers. Sandals. High heels. Kitten heels. Ankle boots. Combat boots. Knee-high. Platforms. Stripper heels. Bare feet. Loafers. Oxfords. Gladiator shoes.

LILIAN

BODY: Long legs. Short legs. Average legs. Slender thighs. Thick thighs. Muscular thighs. Skinny arms. Soft arms. Muscular arms. Toned stomach. Flat stomach. Flabby Stomach. Soft stomach. Six-pack. Beer belly. Lean. Beefy/muscular frame. Voluptuous frame. Petite frame. Lanky frame (sort of?). Short nails. Long nails. Manicured nails (sometimes). Dirty nails. Small breasts. Average breasts. Big breasts. Flat ass. Toned ass. Bubble butt. Small waist. Thick waist. Narrow hips. Average hips. Wide hips. Big feet. Average feet. Small feet. Soft feet. Slender feet. Calloused hands. Soft hands. Big hands. Average hands. Small hands. Long fingers. Short fingers. Average fingers. Narrow shoulders. Broad shoulders. Average shoulders. Underweight. Average weight. Overweight.

HEIGHT: Shorter than 140 cm. 141 cm-150 cm. 151 cm to 160 cm. 161 cm to 170 cm. 171 cm to 180 cm. 181 cm to 190 cm. 191 cm to 2m. Taller than 2 m.

SKIN: Pale. Rosy. Olive. Dark. Tanned. Blotchy. Smooth. Acne. Dry. Greasy. Freckled (just a lil). Scars. Birthmarks.

EYES: Small. Large. Average. Grey. Brown. Blue. Violet. Green. Gold. Red. Hazel. Doe-eyed. Close-set. Wide-set. Deep-set. Narrow. Monolid. Heavy eyelids. Upturned (just a bit tho). Downturned.

HAIR: Thin. Thick. Fine. Normal. Greasy. Dry. Soft. Shiny. Curly. Frizzy. Wild. Unruly. Straight. Smooth. Wavy. Floppy. Cropped. Pixie-cut. Afro. Jaw length. Shoulder length. Back length. Waist length. Past hip-length. Buzz cut. Under cut. Bald. Weave. Hair extensions. Mohawk. Dreadlocks. Box braids. Faux locs. White. Platinum blonde. Golden blonde. Dirty blonde. Blonde. Ombre. Light brown. Mouse brown. Chestnut brown. Golden brown. Chocolate brown. Dark brown. Jet black. Ginger. Red. Auburn. Dyed. Thin eyebrows. Average eyebrows. Thick eyebrows. Plucked eyebrows.

TATTOOS/PIERCINGS: Full sleeve. Thigh tattoo. Neck tattoo. Chest tattoo. Back tattoo. Shoulder blade tattoo. One tattoo. Face tattoo. A few here and there. Multiple (post trespasser). No tattoo. Monroe piercing. Nose piercing. Septum. Nipple piercing(s). Genital piercing(s). Industrial piercings. Earlobe piercings. Prince Albert piercing. Eyebrow piercing(s). Tongue piercing(s). Lip piercing(s). Top of the ear. Tragus piercing. Angel bites. Labret. Stretches out ears. Navel piercing. Inverse navel piercing. Cheek piercing(s). Smiley. Nape piercing(s). No piercings. (her ear piercings are v inconsistent lol)

COSMETICS: Eyeliner. Light eyeliner. Heavy eyeliner. Cat eyes. Mascara. Fake eyelashes. Matte lipstick. Regular lipstick. Lip-gloss. Red lips. Pink lips. Dark lips (sometimes). Bronzer. Highlighter. Eyeshadow. Neutral eyeshadow. Smoky eyes (sometimes). Colorful eyeshadow. Blush. Lipliner. Light contouring. Heavy contouring. Powder. Matte foundation. Shiny foundation. Concealer. Wears make up regularly. Wears it from time to time (eyeliner’s the regular one). Rarely wears make-up.

SCENT: Floral. Herbal. Earthy. Fruity. Perfumes. Aftershave. Cocoa. Moisturizer. Shampoo. Cigarettes. Leather. Sweat. Food. Incense. Marijuana. Cologne. Whiskey. Wine. Fried food. Blood. Fire. Metal. Rain.

CLOTHES: Jeans. Tight pants. Over-knee socks. Tights.Leggings. Yoga pants. Pencil skirt. Tight skirt. Loose skirt. Tight/Form-fitting dress. Cardigans. Tunic. Blouse. Button up shirt. Band-T-shirt. Sports-T-shirt. Sweatpants. Tank-top. Cut off t-shirt. Designer. High street. Leather jacket. Thrift. Lingerie. Long skirt. Miniskirt. Maxi-dress. Sun dress. Tie. Tuxedo. Cocktail dress. High-slit dress/skirt. T-shirt. Loose clothing. Tight clothing. Jean shorts. Sweater. Sweater vest. Waistcoat. Khaki pants. Suit. Hoodie. Harem pants. Basketball shorts. Boxers/Boxer-Briefs. Thong. Hot-pants. Hipster panties. Bra. Sports-bra. Crop top. Corset. Ballerina skirt. Leotard. Polka dot. Stripes. Glitter. Cotton. Linen. Silk. Lace. Leather. Velvet. Patterns. Florals. Neon colors. Pastels. Light colors. White. Black. Dark colors. Fur/Faux-fur. Revealing clothing (sorta?). Heavy armor. Medium armor. Light Armor.

SHOES: Sneakers. Slip-ons. Flats. Slippers. Sandals. High heels. Kitten heels. Ankle boots. Combat boots. Knee-high. Platforms. Stripper heels. Bare feet. Loafers. Oxfords. Gladiator shoes.

JUNE

BODY: Long legs. Short legs. Average legs. Slender thighs. Thick thighs. Muscular thighs. Skinny arms. Soft arms. Muscular arms. Toned stomach. Flat stomach. Flabby Stomach. Soft stomach. Six-pack. Beer belly. Lean. Beefy/muscular frame. Voluptuous frame. Petite frame. Lanky frame. Short nails. Long nails. Manicured nails. Dirty nails. Small breasts. Average breasts. Big breasts. Flat ass. Toned ass. Bubble butt (??). Small waist. Thick waist. Narrow hips. Average hips. Wide hips. Big feet. Average feet. Small feet. Soft feet. Slender feet. Calloused hands. Soft hands. Big hands. Average hands. Small hands. Long fingers. Short fingers. Average fingers. Narrow shoulders. Broad shoulders. Average shoulders. Underweight. Average weight. Overweight.

HEIGHT: Shorter than 140 cm. 141 cm-150 cm. 151 cm to 160 cm. 161 cm to 170 cm. 171 cm to 180 cm. 181 cm to 190 cm. 191 cm to 2m. Taller than 2 m.

SKIN: Pale. Rosy. Olive. Dark. Tanned. Blotchy. Smooth. Acne. Dry. Greasy. Freckled. Scars. Birthmarks.

EYES: Small. Large. Average. Grey. Brown. Blue. Violet. Green. Gold. Red. Hazel. Doe-eyed. Close-set. Wide-set. Deep-set. Narrow. Monolid. Heavy eyelids. Upturned. Downturned.

HAIR: Thin. Thick. Fine. Normal. Greasy. Dry. Soft. Shiny. Curly. Frizzy. Wild. Unruly. Straight. Smooth. Wavy. Floppy. Cropped. Pixie-cut. Afro. Jaw length. Shoulder length. Back length. Waist length. Past hip-length. Buzz cut. Under cut (post trespasser). Bald. Weave. Hair extensions. Mohawk. Dreadlocks. Box braids. Faux locs. White. Platinum blonde. Golden blonde. Dirty blonde. Blonde. Ombre. Light brown. Mouse brown. Chestnut brown. Golden brown. Chocolate brown. Dark brown. Jet black. Ginger. Red. Auburn. Dyed (again post trespasser lol). Thin eyebrows. Average eyebrows. Thick eyebrows. Plucked eyebrows.

TATTOOS/PIERCINGS: Full sleeve. Thigh tattoo. Neck tattoo. Chest tattoo. Back tattoo. Shoulder blade tattoo. One tattoo. Face tattoo. A few here and there. Multiple. No tattoo. Monroe piercing. Nose piercing. Septum. Nipple piercing(s). Genital piercing(s). Industrial piercings. Earlobe piercings. Prince Albert piercing. Eyebrow piercing(s). Tongue piercing(s). Lip piercing(s). Top of the ear. Tragus piercing. Angel bites. Labret. Stretches out ears. Navel piercing. Inverse navel piercing. Cheek piercing(s). Smiley. Nape piercing(s). No piercings.

COSMETICS: Eyeliner. Light eyeliner. Heavy eyeliner. Cat eyes. Mascara (sometimes). Fake eyelashes. Matte lipstick. Regular lipstick. Lip-gloss. Red lips. Pink lips. Dark lips. Bronzer. Highlighter. Eyeshadow. Neutral eyeshadow. Smoky eyes. Colorful eyeshadow (when she’s feeling fancy). Blush. Lipliner. Light contouring. Heavy contouring. Powder. Matte foundation. Shiny foundation. Concealer. Wears make up regularly. Wears it from time to time. Rarely wears make-up.

SCENT: Floral. Herbal. Earthy. Fruity. Perfumes (rarely tho). Aftershave. Cocoa. Moisturizer. Shampoo. Cigarettes. Leather. Sweat. Food. Incense. Marijuana. Cologne. Whiskey. Wine. Fried food. Blood. Fire. Metal. Rain.

CLOTHES: Jeans. Tight pants. Over-knee socks. Tights. Leggings. Yoga pants. Pencil skirt. Tight skirt. Loose skirt. Tight/Form-fitting dress. Cardigans. Tunic. Blouse. Button up shirt. Band-T-shirt. Sports-T-shirt. Sweatpants. Tank-top. Cut off t-shirt. Designer. High street. Leather jacket. Thrift. Lingerie. Long skirt. Miniskirt. Maxi-dress. Sun dress. Tie. Tuxedo (when she feels like it; not when she’s supposed to tho). Cocktail dress. High-slit dress/skirt. T-shirt. Loose clothing. Tight clothing. Jean shorts. Sweater. Sweater vest. Waistcoat. Khaki pants. Suit (same as tuxedo lol). Hoodie. Harem pants. Basketball shorts. Boxers/Boxer-Briefs. Thong. Hot-pants. Hipster panties. Bra. Sports-bra. Crop top. Corset. Ballerina skirt. Leotard. Polka dot. Stripes. Glitter. Cotton. Linen. Silk. Lace. Leather. Velvet. Patterns. Florals. Neon colors. Pastels. Light colors. White. Black. Dark colors. Fur/Faux-fur. Revealing clothing. Heavy armor. Medium armor. Light Armor.

SHOES: Sneakers. Slip-ons. Flats. Slippers. Sandals. High heels. Kitten heels. Ankle boots. Combat boots. Knee-high. Platforms. Stripper heels. Bare feet. Loafers. Oxfords. Gladiator shoes.

ARI

BODY: Long legs. Short legs. Average legs. Slender thighs. Thick thighs. Muscular thighs. Skinny arms. Soft arms. Muscular arms. Toned stomach. Flat stomach. Flabby Stomach. Soft stomach. Six-pack. Beer belly. Lean. Beefy/muscular frame. Voluptuous frame. Petite frame. Lanky frame. Short nails. Long nails. Manicured nails. Dirty nails. Small breasts. Average breasts. Big breasts. Flat ass. Toned ass. Bubble butt. Small waist. Thick waist. Narrow hips. Average hips. Wide hips. Big feet. Average feet. Small feet. Soft feet. Slender feet. Calloused hands. Soft hands. Big hands. Average hands. Small hands. Long fingers. Short fingers. Average fingers. Narrow shoulders. Broad shoulders. Average shoulders. Underweight. Average weight. Overweight.

HEIGHT: Shorter than 140 cm. 141 cm-150 cm. 151 cm to 160 cm. 161 cm to 170 cm. 171 cm to 180 cm. 181 cm to 190 cm. 191 cm to 2m. Taller than 2 m.

SKIN: Pale. Rosy. Olive. Dark. Tanned. Blotchy. Smooth. Acne. Dry. Greasy. Freckled. Scars. Birthmarks.

EYES: Small. Large. Average. Grey. Brown. Blue. Violet. Green. Gold. Red. Hazel. Doe-eyed. Close-set. Wide-set. Deep-set. Narrow. Monolid. Heavy eyelids. Upturned. Downturned.

HAIR: Thin. Thick. Fine. Normal. Greasy. Dry. Soft. Shiny. Curly. Frizzy. Wild. Unruly. Straight. Smooth. Wavy. Floppy. Cropped. Pixie-cut. Afro. Jaw length. Shoulder length. Back length. Waist length. Past hip-length. Buzz cut. Under cut. Bald(/shaved). Weave. Hair extensions. Mohawk. Dreadlocks. Box braids. Faux locs. White. Platinum blonde. Golden blonde. Dirty blonde. Blonde. Ombre. Light brown. Mouse brown. Chestnut brown. Golden brown. Chocolate brown. Dark brown. Jet black. Ginger. Red. Auburn. Dyed. Thin eyebrows. Average eyebrows. Thick eyebrows. Plucked eyebrows.

TATTOOS/PIERCINGS: Full sleeve. Thigh tattoo. Neck tattoo. Chest tattoo. Back tattoo. Shoulder blade tattoo. One tattoo. Face tattoo. A few here and there. Multiple. No tattoo. Monroe piercing. Nose piercing. Septum. Nipple piercing(s). Genital piercing(s). Industrial piercings. Earlobe piercings. Prince Albert piercing. Eyebrow piercing(s). Tongue piercing(s). Lip piercing(s). Top of the ear. Tragus piercing. Angel bites. Labret. Stretches out ears. Navel piercing. Inverse navel piercing. Cheek piercing(s). Smiley. Nape piercing(s). No piercings.

COSMETICS: Eyeliner. Light eyeliner. Heavy eyeliner. Cat eyes. Mascara. Fake eyelashes. Matte lipstick. Regular lipstick. Lip-gloss. Red lips. Pink lips. Dark lips. Bronzer. Highlighter. Eyeshadow. Neutral eyeshadow. Smoky eyes. Colorful eyeshadow. Blush. Lipliner. Light contouring. Heavy contouring. Powder. Matte foundation. Shiny foundation. Concealer. Wears make up regularly. Wears it from time to time. Rarely wears make-up.

SCENT: Floral. Herbal. Earthy. Fruity. Perfumes. Aftershave. Cocoa. Moisturizer. Shampoo. Cigarettes. Leather. Sweat. Food (spices). Incense. Marijuana. Cologne. Whiskey. Wine. Fried food. Blood. Fire. Metal. Rain.

CLOTHES: Jeans. Tight pants. Over-knee socks. Tights. Leggings. Yoga pants. Pencil skirt. Tight skirt. Loose skirt (imma count sarong as “skirt” lol). Tight/Form-fitting dress. Cardigans. Tunic. Blouse. Button up shirt. Band-T-shirt. Sports-T-shirt. Sweatpants. Tank-top. Cut off t-shirt. Designer. High street. Leather jacket (those heavy ones). Thrift. Lingerie. Long skirt. Miniskirt. Maxi-dress. Sun dress. Tie. Tuxedo. Cocktail dress. High-slit dress/skirt. T-shirt. Loose clothing. Tight clothing. Jean shorts. Sweater. Sweater vest. Waistcoat. Khaki pants. Suit. Hoodie. Harem pants. Basketball shorts. Boxers/Boxer-Briefs. Thong. Hot-pants. Hipster panties. Bra. Sports-bra. Crop top. Corset. Ballerina skirt. Leotard. Polka dot. Stripes. Glitter. Cotton. Linen. Silk. Lace. Leather. Velvet. Patterns. Florals. Neon colors. Pastels. Light colors. White. Black. Dark colors. Fur/Faux-fur. Revealing clothing. Heavy armor. Medium armor. Light Armor.

SHOES: Sneakers. Slip-ons. Flats. Slippers. Sandals. High heels. Kitten heels. Ankle boots. Combat boots. Knee-high. Platforms. Stripper heels. Bare feet. Loafers. Oxfords. Gladiator shoes.

[flying-elliska]

Alright so this year I really want to level up my writing and I was thinking of giving myself a challenge every month, in the shape of little exercises to stretch my writing abilities. With a different theme every month.

For January the theme will be Observation, and the goal will be to write short descriptions (at least one every day, or more) of interesting people inspired by those I have met on that day. I think people watching is an essential part of writing ; you can really feel when the little details a writer inserts in her descriptions are based on something real people would do or if she is just working from a "stock picture" of what People Do she has taken from well used cliches or other stories. I have done this before and it's often been very inspiring + useful, esp for coming up with cool background characters.

I would love it if some of the (aspiring) writers on here would join me and send me some of theirs 💖💖💖 it's a great way to train yourself to notice details and think about how to describe people in ways that are interesting, vivid, communicate some sort of emotion or intrigue. (Ofc don't be creepy about it, be respectful, don't stare at people lmao, nothing overly sexualized, mocking, invasive or that would make the person identifiable IRL).

Here are two examples I wrote in the past :

"An old punk waiting in line behind me at the Lidl : skin like old leather, washed out blue eyes in a leonine face, the tiniest paw print tattoo on his wrists. His sneakers are covered in mud and he wears a cristal the size of a coffin nail around his neck, fastened with twine. He is buying beer and tubs of mayonnaise."

"A young teen is waiting at the bus stop, dressed in bright colors that cut against the surrounding concrete : pink tee, lime green shoelaces. Her two long black tresses frame the side of her head like too halves of a crown. She is bouncing on the balls of her feet, flipping her phone from hand to hand, already in motion."

[ask-opnih]

How many body modifications do you have? Any favorites? :D

OMGGGG HI OKAY

SO

piercings wise RN all i have iiiisssss snakebites, lounge, smiley, faith in 1 ear, rook in tha other, standard lobes n upper lobes, both sides of my nose AND my next plan is eyebrow even tho i thot i wanted others first xDDD

THEN fer tats i haveee NO RAGRETS on me arm, smiley face on rizt, nipples (i didnt keep my real 1s when i had top surgery so i gotem tattooed on) also uhhhh bandaid n beer bottle n sock n fish on my legs. i also havea 6 sided die on my lower somach and 1 to make my bellybutton look like a monkeys asshole oop xD and i have "dont ever but this body in a casket' on my ass (major props if ya get that 1 btw fr ^3^) a butterfly on the back of my neck and a oingo boingo one on my shoulder blade and the other side has days n daze tat annnnnddd last but not least a sick ass tramp stamp. ive been thinking bout an ajj 1 sooo qhwn anqueer gives me my next stick n poke i miiiight do that unless ey wanna do sumn else

i also havea cuteass little heart subdermal implant on my middle finger i luv that one!!!!

in terms of hair shit as u can seeeee i like 2 do wild shit w it. but other than on my head i leave it BESIDES shavin my eyebrows and sum times dyin my armpit hair LMAO

i think thats it tho!!! fer now @ least!!!!! uhhhhh my fav thats a good ass q. I think id have say the heart on my middle finger anddddd tha no regrets tat. AND my snakebits.

[thenukacolachallenge]

mk Cash questions bc im bored and want to flesh her out more

1. Are they happy with their body? Yes? Cash doesn’t really think of her body image in general. she’s fully aware she’s a tall gangly thing, but she’s of the opinion that “if other people have an issue with how i look, that’s their business”. she’s way more concerned with making sure all her parts work than how they look, probably as a result of her upbringing.

2. Do they have any secret piercings or tattoos? not any secret stuff that i’m aware of yet. has gauges and a nose stud, and has two half-sleeves(the one on the left is all flora and plants native to where she grew up, ie cacti, joshua trees, banana yucca etc, and the stuff on the right is all country music and gambling-related). she also has a tattoo on her neck of a datura plant. she does have a small tattoo related to her Pops on her chest by her heart, but it’s not really secret.

3. Do they collect anything? Beer bottle caps and cowboy hats.

4. What is their favorite music genre? Easily old-school country. think johnny cash, dolly parton, kenny rogers, marty robbins etc. she’s also a big fan of grunge and desert rock, after Coco finally gets her into more modern music. queens of the stone age is probably her favorite modern band, but she also loves the red hot chili peppers, early kings of leon, amy winehouse, audioslave, and the arctic monkeys.

5. What music genre, if any, do they hate the most? she doesn’t actually hate any genre, but she finds classical music boring. she puts that or lofi hip hop on if she wants to sleep. she’ll listen to anything if it’s good though.

6. What is their phone background/lock screen? it’s an old picture of her and Pops Black from when she was a teenager, complete with her long twin braid pigtails.

7. What is their shoe size? 10. she got big feet lmao

8. Do they have a favorite fabric or texture? she’s quite partial to denim for most things. she likes leather but she prefers to break it in before she’s really comfortable wearing it. her favorite jacket is her Pops’ old oversized and worn leather jacket.

9. Do they have a favorite professional sport? does rodeo count? lmao she doesn’t understand shit about sports otherwise. she’s not talented at any rodeo stuff by any means(she can ride a horse and herd cattle but that’s about it), but she loves it and finds it fascinating.

10. How do they decorate their living space? she owns her Pops’ old ranch and she really hasn’t changed much of anything except her own room(she made it into a poor man’s recording studio for her music). she’s hardly home anyways. it’s very country. lots of wood, taxidermy, and Native art(all bought from local Indigenous tribes in the area, sold willingly).

11. Are they messy, or do they clean up? messy as fuck. she’s an absolute disaster. more often than not Coco will go through and clean for her just so the space is still livable. she actually uses dirty dishes for target practice and just buys new ones instead of cleaning them. it’s a problem, but it’s also very therapeutic.

12. What’s their preferred sleeping position? any. all. she loves to sleep and nap. she’s also prone to passing out in weird places. one time while staying at the Black Dragon compound she woke up to Kabal screaming at her bc she passed out in his bathtub. how did she get there? nobody knows. nothing was stolen either, so it was very confusing for everyone involved.

13. Did they have a favorite comfort item as a child? her two favorite things as a kid were the only things she had left from her parents and the housefire - a harmonica and her BB gun. Pops also got Cash a rocking horse when he first adopted her, and she still has it in the house. it’s the only toy she kept.

14. Do they have a favorite period in history? she doesn’t know much about history since she never went to school, but she’s obviously fascinated with anything cowboy related. not a time period, but she’s also interested in Native history, since both her Pops and herself love Blackjack and have frequented several Native-owned casinos. she also donates a fair bit of any extra income to local Indigenous tribes.

15. Can they cook? What’s their favorite thing to make? She’s actually a pretty decent cook! She’s especially adept at campfire cooking. She’ll eat pretty much anything, after almost starving to death as a child she’s not picky, but her all time favorite meal is steak and sunny side up eggs. lots of pepper and hot sauce.

16. What food do they hate eating? none! as said in the last one she’ll eat pretty much anything. she’s not big on overcooked eggs but she’ll eat em anyways. she’ll also try anything that someone else considers “weird”. usually, she agrees it is a bit weird, but overall it’s not bad.

17. Do they have any allergies? not to my knowledge!

18. What was their worst injury? definitely the whole double tap thing lmao. she’s essentially a rework of a modern!AU version i already had of Cash the FNV Courier made to fit the MKverse, and like in FNV, she was ambushed during a job and got shot twice in the head from close range, and left in a shallow grave. she woke up a week later in the hospital, with the doctors clamoring to wonder how she was even alive, much less conscious. (no, i did not bring Benny with. probably for the best. he did not shoot her. someone else did. that’s for later lmao.)

19. What movie is most likely to make them cry? she’s not really a movie watcher. not that she dislikes them or anything, she just never has the time or inclination to watch(also, she was too busy growing up being raised by a mercenary, which really cut into time to do so). she’ll likely cry at anything sad though, if she’s drunk enough!

20. What movie or book could they watch/read a hundred times and never get tired of? same with books as above but she finds the book Black Coffee Blues by Henry Rollins super interesting.

21. Can they dance? Do they like to? She can white girl shimmy lmao. she dances like a dork but it will not stop her if she wants to dance. Ironically enough she’s way more coordinated with her dancing if she’s on stage with an instrument in her hand.

22. What was their favorite birthday gift? her favorite birthday gift was her first gun from Pops, her pistol. She still has it. Its name is Valerie.

23. Which birthday do they look back on the most fondly? her 10th and her 13th. it was when she got Valerie and Jolene(her shotgun), respectively.

24. What kind of cake or birthday treat would they prefer? Now that her Pops is passed away, she doesn’t really celebrate birthdays anymore. her philosophy is “every day above ground is a celebration, take a shot and keep it moving.”

25. What is their favorite animal? She loves dogs. she briefly had an old mutt follow her around for a few years, she called him Chili and he slept in the bed with her. after he passed(he was already old by the time they found each other), she hasn’t had the heart to get a new dog. She also loves horses and wishes she had the time to care for one. she’s also fairly fond of cattle and chickens, but goats can fuck off forever in her opinion.

26. Do they wear perfume/cologne? What is their favorite scent? she doesn’t wear cologne unless she’s going on a date, and she hasn’t been on a date in a long ass time. her favorite scents are cigarettes, coffee, gunpowder, whiskey, and the smell of the desert.

27. What smell do they hate the most? probably antiseptic or hospitals in general. reminds her of both her stint at the hospital after Pops found her as a kid, and after the double tap.

28. What sound do they hate the most? police sirens. Kano’s voice when he’s being bossy. the voice of any authority figure, really. after the double tap, she’s a little touchy with sudden noises as well.

29. What video game would appeal to them the best? she’s never played a single video game in her life, but she’d probably love a farming game like Harvest Moon or Stardew Valley, and she’d probably be fairly proficient in any fps game. she’d probably also make herself in New Vegas. meta. as well, she’d be the type of person to obey traffic laws in gta games.

30. How would they relax on a day off/rainy day? on her days where she’s not on the road running chems, she’s either at her Pops’ ranch, playing music, or out wandering the desert high as shit. after she becomes better friends with the girls at Tanaka Industries(Coco, Izzy, Sai), she also spends a decent bit of time there. it’s pretty similar to the BD compound, but you’re a lot less likely to get stabbed or double-crossed, since Izumi’s actually good to her people and has some semblance of order in the madhouse(not much).

31. Are they combative? What is their fighting style? she’s more jokingly combative than actually combative. unless she’s really pissed off or the person is a shithead, she’ll usually try to talk things out before resorting to violence. She’s better with guns than she is hand-to-hand combat, but she is still a mean scrapper and has a machete(named Betty(don’t make fun of the name, she gets mad)). she doesn’t really have a “fighting style” per se, but she’s been in enough fistfights and bar brawls to know how to throw punches and kicks.

32. Would they be the one to start an argument? absolutely. she regularly starts dumb arguments among other people to entertain herself, or encourages them to continue a dumb argument(one of her common phrases is “no, let’s see how this plays out. go on?”). peak enabler for chaos. one time while staying at the BD compound, she goaded Erron and Kabal into an argument over whether pop-tarts were technically ravioli or not. it ended in a fistfight between the two.

33. What is their personal style? Favorite outfit? she dresses like a modern cowgirl had a baby with a grunge-obsessed punk. lots of hats, distressed denim, leather jackets, fringe, combat boots(never cowboy boots, she thinks they’re super tacky on most people), old t-shirts with the sleeves rolled up(she usually will fold her cigarette packs into the sleeves). and she always has an old distressed red paisley bandana somewhere on her person, either around her head, hanging out of her pocket, or over her mouth/neck. it was, of course, her Pop’s.

34. Do they have a dream job? to be honest, if she was able to pay off her medical bills and other debts she has, she’d just buy a head of cattle and a horse and go back to ranching. she always preferred that to any mercenary work or courier work, anyhow. but, bills.

35. What do they do if they can’t fall asleep? drink more. take sleep meds if she has any.(don’t do both of these at once; Cash has luck powers. she’s fine. you will not be.) she rarely has issues sleeping, but if neither of those work, she’ll get a cigarette and start playing around on her guitar or harmonica.

36. Do they wear makeup regularly? If they don’t, would they consider wearing any? she sometimes puts on eyeliner and mascara if she remembers. only wears a full face during dates, and one time Izzy wanted to do her makeup. it looked very nice. she hated how it felt though. the fake lashes drove her nuts.

37. Do they prefer to be really cold or really warm? being a self-proclaimed “dirty desert kid”, she much prefers the heat. being cold just sucks to her.

38. What recurring dream do they keep having? she doesn’t have a lot of dreams, a side effect of being more or less perma-fried. when she does have recurring dreams, it’s usually a ptsd related memory-dream. usually about the double tap or the fire from her childhood.

39. Can they drive? What vehicles are they licensed to operate? she loves to drive. she owns a motorcycle, she’s licensed to drive 18 wheelers, and she’s the ultimate uhaul lesbian: she has a custom made travel trailer that she carries all her chem runs in, and sometimes also just lives out of.

40. Do they believe in true love? Have they experienced it? she was in love with a girl named Christine in her late teens/early 20s(obviously based off Christine from FNV’s Dead Money DLC; in that canon, they had a small relationship as well). it didn’t work out. she’s never really dated since then, since she was pretty sure that Christine was The One That Got Away.

41. Are they married? Do they want to be? no, but she was going to propose to Christine before they broke up. she doesn’t know that she’d be the best wife with her current lifestyle, but if she’s ever able to settle down like she wants, she’d love to marry someone and spent the rest of their years out on the ranch.

42. If they have siblings, do they like any of them? Would they rather be an only child? she’s an only child in both her original home and with Pops. hell, Pops never planned on having any kids, but sometimes a nearly-dead kid with a bb gun strapped to their back wanders onto your property and passes out, and you cant find their parents or any known family. things happen, you know?

43. What do they think is their worst quality? What is their actual worst quality? she thinks the worst quality is the constant drug use, and while the fallout from that isn’t great, it’s more of the intense self-loathing that drives that behavior, that’s the actual worst quality. she’s lost everyone she ever loved: her real folks, her Pops, Christine. it’s hard for her to not blame herself, even though she had no control over pretty much any of it.

44. Do they lie often? Are they good at it? she’s a fairly decent liar. she tries to lie by omission more than actually spin yarns. lying too often makes her itchy. unless it’s for a bit or a joke. she’s all for that shit.

45. Are they good at keeping secrets? for the most part she’s great at it. the only place where she fumbles a little is with peoples’ names. she always almost-reveals Coco’s real name(instead of her code name, Siren) bc a few of Cash’s nicknames for her have her real name in them, such as “Coco Pebbles” and “My Corona”(to the tune of “My Sharona”).

46. How do others see them? How accurate is it to how they really are? most people just see her as a goofy, gangly, country-loving yeehaw with a propensity for shenanigans and alcohol. she’s also a fairly optimist person by nature, and a good listener, so she’s well known for being a kind ear as well. which is all fairly accurate; however, she is good at hiding the parts of her that are like “oh god everyone i love the most is fucking gone what do i do now except a lot of drugs”.

47. What kind of first impression do they usually make? usually people tend to be amused or heavily annoyed by her. she rarely fully takes things seriously, and can’t help but snipe back if someone makes a smart remark toward her. considering who the Black Dragon AND Tanaka Industries are made up of, it can be a lot.

48. What are they most afraid of? letting people she gets close to down. she’s also worried about sullying her Pops’ legacy. the worst insult to her would be to be told that she’s making him look bad.

49. Would they ever kill anybody? having been raised by a hired gun, she’s killed quite a large amount of people. she has no real qualms with it, since it’s fairly normalized for her. she tries to only do it in self-defense if she can help it, but her life just hasn’t really panned out that way. she made her name for herself outside her Pops by killing off an entire gang that recruited her by force after a mission gone wrong. she still feels guilty about it, since she’d made friends with a few of them. and she’s also absolutely going to kill the fuck out of the dude who shot her in the head when she finds out who and where he is(slight spoiler: Coco knows!)

50. Do they have original characters of their own? probably not lmao! too busy for that.

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General-

Name: mercy shepard (no middle name)

Alias(es): shep, coach (from sports coach au)

Gender: agender

Age: i haven’t quite figured out how long i hc 3 to be, but by the end of it, maybe thirty four, fiveish? if you count the years their body was on the table. mercy... doesn’t really. at least start of 2, when asked their age usually what fell out of their mouth first was thirty one. (for sports coach au they’ve just turned thirty one)

Birthdate: april 11? 2154. day isn’t really known for sure? they were found several days old

Place of birth: unknown! but they were left at st. bernard parish fire department, louisiana while still a fresh baby

Hometown: their most stable home was around lake martin, when they were taken in by the henrys. around thirteen they went to juvie in new orleans, and that started their urban feral teenager life. eventually they move out to another megacity (havent figured out which one yet lmao) and meets kasumi

Spoken language(s): they’re pretty adept without the translator. mercy is fluent in english and creole, passable french and korean, and readily picks up phrases in other languages. after being reconstructed, a translator was literally built into mercy. they resent its presence sometimes.

Sexual preference: open. they’ve been too damn busy to even think to seek out experiences, but aesthetically admire all sorts

Occupation: spectre and alliance officer. enormous pain in the ass before that

Appearance-

Eye color: gold. not hazel or brown ‘til in the light type thing. when anderson first saw those odd lantern eyes it made him think of the foxes that liked to linger at the edges of his parents garden when he was growing up

Hair color: somewhere between summer wheat and spun gold. darkens a little, when not planetside

Height: 6’2 >:)

Scars: they have some from the thresher maw, some acid scars on the left side of their body like thick webbing that cut through parts of a tattoo. maybe got part of their ear. and one they got as a kid that sliced across their face. and then they were rebuilt, and what was left in their place were those glowing lines. (sports coach au they still have the thresher maw scars)

Favorite-

Color: greens

Hair color: favorite hair color on them??? they’ve never dyed their hair before, only crazy haircuts

Song: its not mercy’s favorite song bc i dont know how i’d even choose right, but the song that i have in my head for them is falcon in the dive from the musical the scarlet pimpernel (which fucks severely, also just do yourself a favor and listen to this too because christine andreas makes my heart stop beating. wow. WOW yes i will push it on everyone)

Food: clementines, satsumas, mandarins—any sweet citrus that peels easily (oranges are more work, but will be eaten if they’re around). persimmons, figs. cotton candy flavored grapes. cherries, peaches. they’re a very big fruit bat, basically. they get hype for an alien produce stand

Drink: day to day? chicory coffee, lapsang souchang, soda water. Sometimes lemonade or apple juice. for booze, theyre down for a beer. really likes a good whiskey. delights trying homebrew moonshine. ‘you made it in your bathtub? you went blind for two minutes? hell yeah i’ll have a glass cheers’

Have They-

Passed university: they went through officer academy and all that n7 training, does that count? 

Had sex: once in a relationship w thane, yeah boiii 

Had sex in public: …maybe? that is um. something to explore 

Gotten pregnant: never, also not possible

Kissed a boy: yes, although for these situations ‘been kissed by’ is maybe more accurate

Kissed a girl: yes, see above

Gotten tattoos: yep! they have two large pieces from before being arrested and negotiated into joining the alliance. they start under the jaw and both sides of the neck, going across the shoulders, along and down the arms, coming to an end on the forearms, and they shelled out for that fancy ink, that’s a little bit holographic/iridescent, where the colors would shift and glint in the light as they moved. obviously they’re gone when miranda rebuilds mercy, but they’re absolutely still around in the sports coach au 

Gotten piercings: had a handful of ear piercings as a teen, but has mostly stopped wearing them, for practical reasons 

Been in love: falling in love for the first time 

Stayed up for more than 24 hours: oh lmao yes for sure 

Are They-

A virgin: not anymore babeyyyyy

A cuddler: with people they are very close to

A kisser: oh yeah, big time. really into it now

Scared easily: nope! if anything, has adrenaline junkie tendencies 

Jealous easily: nah. sometimes when they were a teen growing up on the streets, but not anymore

Dominant: in bed? still figuring things out there. maybe sometimes. in life? they’re not domineering, but will shout people down if it comes to it

Submissive: also still figuring that out in bed ;) absolutely not in other situations tho. if theyre being submissive theyre usually up to something 

In love: learning what its like 

Single: not once mercy realizes what they’re feeling for thane (there was a lot of facepalming from kasumi and frustrated yelling on this one)

Random Questions (tw for self harm/suicide mention)-

Have they harmed themselves: i mean, through some of their harebrained, reckless ideas where the possibility of getting hurt is assured but they don’t care, yes

Thought of suicide: maybe a little, after akuze

Attempted suicide: no

Wanted to kill someone: oh absolutely homie

Have / had a job: yeah, pulling peoples heads outta asses

Have any fears: oh for sure, mind control and zombies, and even though now they know how to kill one down absolutely dead--thresher maws 

Family

Sibling(s): none, but kasumi is basically one

Parent(s): unknown. they had some foster parents (adoption was never approved) that offered mercy some important years of shelter

Children: no biological kids. but they feel powerfully parental feelings for grunt, jack and tali. kolyat and oriana too, eventually. in sports coach au though (more details to follow soon), jack is theirs. after akuze they got on the scent of cerberus early, and therefore busted down pragia while jack was still a lil kid, who pretty much imprinted on mercy

Significant other: thane, and in sports coach au, irikah + thane

Pet(s): their fish. they’ve got names like hand roll, don and chip