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[irate-iguana]

Yesterday night, I asked my parents to remind me to return The Terror (2018) to the video rental store. This morning I woke up to two — momentarily confusing and concerning — text notifications:

[utilitycaster]

wmata you may want to rethink your phrasing

[fishandshesmygills]

they should invent an understanding and intellectualizing your feelings that makes them go away!!!

[agnesandhilda]

shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

[mlm-blues]

dear gods please take my pain, double it triple it quadruple it and give it all to neil gaiman and then do that 10 more times

[starbuck]

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

[asparklethatisblue]

Jayce has an idea of what his perfect man should be like, it’s super specific and extremely vague at the same time

[gongyussy]

deepthroating a gun without breaking eye contact...... he put his entire gongyussy into that | SQUID GAME 2

+ the video because the sound he makes when he puts the gun in his mouth? [redacted]

update: he improvised that. the man really said i'll go full slut.

[sticksandsharks]

Egret Nurse

design from The Wildercourt (a graphic novel I am working on and hope to have finished in 2025)

[resvarie]

inevitable anders dragon age qifrey wha cover redraw

[nat-20s]

i think perhaps the most annoying/exhausting phenomenon in existence is when something kind of genuinely sucks but it has, like, a female lead or whatever so half the people that are saying it sucks are nightmare people that unironically call things "woke garbage" and the other half are people that just like. have a basic sense of story structure and knowledge of character arcs as a concept that quite reasonable think this thing sucks. BUT it gets assumed that 100% of people who think it sucks are in that first half and then there's a backlash TO the backlash and all along it's still not a good fucking story. I call this "The twilight phenomena" because it got a lot of hate because of a mockery of teenage girls when it had well deserved hate for the like racism and misogyny and the throwaway detail that a grown ass man is somehow romantic soulmates with a quite literal baby.

[ramenrescue]

Everything Goes As Planned, a JayVik fancomic!

Read from right to left <-

[amoena55]

I let my pussy make my decisions, call that clitical thinking

[skyrigel]

Simon would say the most beautiful thing to you and then act like he's not some lovesick smitten bastard who can't even breathe when you're not near.

You will look up at the night sky and say, “Stars are so pretty.”

And Simon wouldn't even look up because he's gazing at you. “You put the stars to shame.”

“What ?”

“That's so fuckin' lame.”

“Why are you holding my waist ?” you ask him with a pointed look at his hand spalyed around your middle— not like you're complaining.

“So ya' don't fall over me and cause m' physical damage.”

Yeah. Definitely. Loverboy.

Masterlist

[cozymochi]

i cannot believe that Jamil and Sebek were neck-and-neck for 24 hours straight with ten other candidates in that goofy af poll— and it still ended in a DRAW. 😭(This is how I pictured it) So, NOBODY GETS ANYTHING.

Shoutout to the runner ups, Leona who coasted through in 2nd the entire time, and Ace who struggled a lot initially and after many hurdles, managed to clock in 3rd at the last second.

ko-fi