#thats the gist of that

[axolotlclown]

this is my makeshift ask box now.

ok so. tommyinnit told a story about mizkif being awkward. (tommyinnit has a podcast with jack manifold btw). mizkif took this personally (??? probably just wanted views tbh) (not to be a bitch at mizkif, but i saw the podcast and bros mad about nothing) and like talked shit about tommy for 30 minutes on his own stream. tommyinnit finds himself in one sided beef with random pathetic men on the internet. fork found in kitchen.

xqc comes to defend mizkif. tommy mocks xqc for being a trump supporter (and worse than that, being cringe about it). if you dont know who any of these people are, thats fine. at this point the plot has wondered so far away from the original beef that its irrelevant.

so dream comes out of LITERALLY FUCKING NOWHERE. no one even breathed in his direction. this beef was silly and funny but it was just kinda irrelevant streamers that fell off trying to scrape views off of bigger streamers. happens every day. who cares. anyway, dream tweets this:

and im showing this here because he has since deleted it. CRAZY WORK.

he defended this with "guys im autistic i can reclaim that slur" which uhhhhh. anyway.

streamers start hopping on to talk shit. because important context here: dream smp had some minors on the server who dream manipulated and abused throughout the duration. but now they are adults who are in therapy and are capable of telling their stories. honestly, theres 5 years of random bullshit that dream has done that he himself has unfortunately made relevant.

anyway, notably tubbo (tommys best friend) decides to do a stream recapping all the tweets that had been made at that point. and he talked shit about dream for a bit. as is his right. and now its a whole thing because dream called like 15 million people a slur. crazy.

jack manifold does a stream. hes promoting the podcast. as is his right. now, jack manifold has always hated dream and this was a whole thing in the past. anyway, for some fucking reason mizkif comes on and apologizes to jack (?????) even though his beef is with tommy???? and jack isnt having it but whatever. i assume mizkif apologized to tommy privately, but at this point, who the fuck cares.

so then tommy tweets something sarcastic in response to dream. so we thought it was mostly over. this is how his beef with logan paul and ksi went down. which btw tommyinnit told logan paul to kill himself on twitter a few months ago. hes my fucking hero.

were not done. i did not realize shit was just getting started. dream starts a stream at 2/3 am his time, and he streamed for FOUR HOURS. what the hell could he be talking about in those four hours? literally fucking anything but the slur he said. "i didnt mean to offend anyone guys 😭 now lets talk about the real problem at hand. tommyinnit ruined my friendship with quackity." which, btw, quackity split ways with him because hes extremely racist against hispanics and latinos. honestly, thats a whole other story. also, for the record ☝️😁 tommyinnit didnt cause punz to stop being friends with dream. actually dream slept with punz's girlfriend, and he wasnt too happy about that. source: the girlfriend. dont feel bad for punz he was a piece of shit, but that is also a whole other story. just wanted to correct the records.

anyway so it was a whole lot of that for four hours. the europeans wake up. tommy uploads a video on youtube addressing it. shit has escalated. here it is. its five minutes if you wanted to give it a watch. tubbo goes live and responds to dreams stream. he might still be live actually. he is as of me typing this out. on tubbos first stream, he offered to call dream and talk things out. dream did not respond. on this stream, tubbo had set up to call dream. dream bailed halfway through tubbos stream.

now dream is claiming that he is going to make a response video to tommys video.

honestly, dream has been a piece of shit to not only these people when they were children, but also the audience that both supported him or casually watched him. so it is very vindicating watching dream so desperately try to control the narrative and paint himself out into a victim and fail.

and also tommyinnit should be allowed to kill whoever he wants. send post.

( @fandom-ed tagging you so that you see it)

[funnyjokespuns]

This is the best youre getting ok

[lesbikyuu]

who up missing their buddies who are daddies

[improved-twink]

freedom

gif eats quality so heres the still image

[starry-bi-sky]

i have been unmedicated for the entirety of spring break and thus have had little interest in writing this down, but i have been thinking about this for the entire week (as well as a dpdc clone danny au that resulted in it becoming its entirely separate batman au that includes a teenage vigilante bruce wayne, an ocarina, and me entirely incapable of making a batman au without making bruce dirt poor but we're not talking about that) and so i've finally went 'fuck it' and forcibly grabbed my laptop. I will get this done in one sitting even if it kills me.

BUT. This is about neither clone^2 danny nor about who i am calling Ocarina Batman. This is about my Danyal Al Ghul Au and more SPECIFICALLY it's me thinking about his relationship with Sam and Tucker specifically.

Tucker and Sam? Adore this asshole (affectionate) with every fiber of their being. And it is very much a reciprocated feeling, but Danny's thoughts will not be delved into much other than he would kill for them.

Tucker? The only person currently capable of getting a deep, loud, belly laugh out of Danny. Sam can get him to smile and to laugh, but it's the kind that's a chuckle-under-the-breath. The quiet, looks-down-while-huffing laughter. Snorts once with laughter and then grins stupidly.

But Tucker? Tucker can crack a slew of stupid jokes and Danny will be incapacitated for the next five minutes because he's laughing so hard that he can't breath. He lands one well-timed pun or quip and Danny will be close to tears. His laughter is their favorite sound in the whole world.

Sam is lowkey jealous of this ability, and she's gotten a belly laugh out of Danny a few times. But alas, it is Tucker who wields this power and has gotten it the most times out of the two of them.

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They're also both physically affectionate with Danny as much as possible. It started roughly around when they were 12-ish, a year since they befriended Danny, and they noticed that he sought after touch but never seemed to initiate (and was in some ways repulsed by it). They started slowly being more touchy with him. Hooking a finger around his to lead him somewhere, tapping his wrist, looping arms. Little touches, grabs, etc, to get him used to it, and once he started doing it back they started increasing it.

It's gotten to a point where he will now just. Lay on them. Like a lizard sunbathing on a rock. Leaning on their backs when they're sitting in class before the bell rings, his chin on their heads. He'll talk about anything with his arms looped around their shoulders.

If they're sitting on a couch at either of their houses, he'll lay his legs on theirs. Him and Tucker will press their feet against the other's and try and push against them (newsflash: Danny always wins, Tucker claims its the ghost strength but Danny's been winning since before his accident)

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Naturally, both Sam and Tucker know where Danny keeps his weapons on his person, and are allowed to grab them off of him if they need it. His only requirement is that they don't lose his weapons if they take it and forget to return it immediately.

They both understand how big of a thing this is from Danny, and so they do their best to treat his weapons with a lot of respect and care because they know its his way of saying he trusts them.

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Sam and Tucker are so fond of Danny it's insane. Like fr. That's their goddamn best friend, and they are so protective of him. Emotionally, physically, you name it. They will tear the head off a grown man if they need to, Danny's had scars since he arrived in Amity Park and Sam and Tucker both are going to find the person who put them there and make them pay for it.

One time, Tucker overheard a bunch of upperclass girls speaking nastily about Danny and about the rumors surrounding him, calling him names like 'freak', 'monster', etc. Danny was with him and heard it, and seemingly appeared unbothered by it, even telling Tucker that he was used to such rumors.

Tucker was so furious that hacked into the school system later that night and tanked those girls grades. They were kicked out of their clubs and had to go to mandatory tutoring for the rest of the year. He made sure to leave some way of letting them know it was him who did it.

And Sam doesn't like using her money for things, doesn't like abusing that wealth. So instead, whenever her parents talk bad about Danny, she causes a media incident that has her parents scrambling to deal with. She does something wild, outrageous by her parents' standards.

She heard some boys on the basketball team making fun of Danny once, similar to those girls had. She kicks up a fuss about something eco-unfriendly at school and forcibly holds a protest on the same day of the big home basketball game, forcing them to cancel the event and reschedule to a visiting school.

She anonymously donates money so that there's new uniforms for the team but oops! Looks like she "forgot" to donate enough money for them to get uniforms for all the team members, and strangely enough those boys in particular didn't get them! Looks like they'll have to wait until more money gets donated for the basketball team to get their new, nice uniforms. The old ones look so ratty in comparison, right?

And since the football team gets most of the sport money, that might just take awhile. And if (and when) they kick up a fuss? oops! Off the basketball team you go, :) such unsportsman-like behavior is unfit for the team.

(The only good thing about how corrupt the school system is is that she can use it to her advantage too.)

The both of them know that Danny suspects them for the sudden misfortune falling on these people, but he doesn't call them out on it. He's kinder than he used to be, but not kind enough to vouch for people who speak badly of him. Sometimes, he might just congratulate them on not getting caught.

Because Danny is their wonderful, hurt friend with a "slightly" Blue and Orange Moral code, and enough scars that people have been calling him a criminal (and worse) since he arrived in Amity Park when he was ten. And they'll be damned if he gets hurt anymore.

[ar-mage-ddon]

oh the places brainrot has been taking me

[mewvore]

GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF THE POKEMON THEORY CAPTION I CANT READ

the theory is that everyone is technically a Pokemon because rather than following the real worlds path of evolution the world of pokemon is based on an outdated hypothesis of evolution called Recapitulation claiming each stage of the fetus on its way to maturation of the animal its going to be represents the adult stage of an ancestor and because all fetuses look the same at certain stages theres many similar points of origin. In pokemons case that point of orgin is specifically stated to be mew, who has dna for literally everything, which ultimately means some people can move shit with their mind and other people have the strength of ten men because all humans at some point were technically all mews and people evolve to suit their environment like pokemon because they are pokemon

[infinitatis-ink]

Nerdjo, but he's so arrogant and weird about his crush on you, so he tries to flirt with you by flaunting his knowledge and bullying you into switching to his major (physics).

Sure, Gojo plays it off as giving you some "friendly" advice picking a major that’ll actually get you a job after graduation (debatable) and enlightening you with useful knowledge. It's totally not because he wants an excuse to see you everyday in his boring, too easy classes, or because he wants you to praise him.

Definitely not.

[echinocereus]

Hotel Portofino is like

Main plot: omg they are supposed to marry! but! they dont love each other! oh theyre a married couple! but! theyre flirting with other people

Nish’s Sub-Plot: Assad Zaman And His Italian Commie Bf Attempt Assassination On Fascist Official

[ghoulishautism]

Nobody posted the "Silver Ben 10" tweet yet so I have to do a public service

[img description: A tweet by user "KSI" that reads "Why don't you show your face instead of hiding behind a silver Ben 10 you fucking pussy?" The community note below reads "Thats Danny Phantom" followed by the wikipedia link to Danny Phantom. Finally a reply from twitter user kira that reads "Ben 10??", the user in question having a Danny Phantom profile picture. End description]

[mistressemmedi]

POV You're a Formula 1 driver and you realize that Sergio Perez is back on track after being retired from the race:

[isuggestwishcraft]

Isat postcanon au where loop gets to neither rest Nor be with the group after the ending and instead is being punted directly to the next siffrin in need of help because per Universe Co. Trial Period Guidelines they now qualify as experienced professional

Get stuck-ed in another perpetual cycle of psychological torment gay-they.

[secrettreestuffidk]

ok. 1:

SIFFRIN DOESNT KNOW WHAT STUFFED ANIMALS ARE?????????

(or like. At least forgot the word. But still)

also. Like. Masterful move of letting us affirm that we definitely remember everything to mira right in our first conversation with her, before gradually revealing that no the fuck we do not, huh.

Also the bit where after you get reminded on what something is called, you remember for a loop or two, then forget again? Nice touch.

im also not sure if this is a glitch or intentional but theres been a couple times where options im certain i havent done yet (like giving a specific person the flower) were greyed out like id already done them, and options that i have absolutely done before were still bright white? If it is intentional, its incredibly meta, and I eat that shit right up. If not. Its the happiest accident I’ve seen in my life.

also. The fact that sif recognized the telescope on sight, but no one else knew what it was for. Its played off so subtly. But I’m paying attention.

[hexxingcode]

since i was talking abt my iterators here's a chunk of lore from their world because i think its neat and also it comes up a few times so if anyone wonder what its abt i'll just refer them to this post

the tldr of the concept though? iterator vrchat. thats all you technically need to know. theres funny little doodles here thoughhh. look at them please...

[starry-bi-sky]

catch me looking up nightingale symbolisms for tales of the passerine. if danny's using the name of a songbird for a hero name, regardless of familial connections, i will utilize the symbolism tied to the bird. Anyways general gist of the nightingale symbolism i've seen, other than what wikipedia told me, is that nightingales were frequently symbolisms of spring renewal, loss/death, love, etc. catch me about to incorporate music into Danny's character

[clangen-revelinblood]

my game of tabe4 is acting weird? i loaded a new-ish game but at some point when i was switching between characters "yew" got typed into fars textbox and then revel wouldnt stop crying and requesting something about eyes?? can anybody give advice on what to do next i really like revel :(

@tabe4 - this is typically a clangen blog but i binged your blog and am. OBSESSED... decided to do smth like a tabe4 au doodle?? auauuaheuheh,,