"Miss Woods, excellent work today. I assume you're applying for my internship; Do you have a resume?"
"I'm one step ahead of you! ^^ Here you go, and thanks in advance for your consideration! ^^" *pops out*
"Dear God, its scented... Three months ago, I would've recycled this;
Make sure to put it on file."
All I'm thinking is well- he may be a creepy, power abusing scumbag but at least he recycles 🙄😒😄
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Video game I saw in a dream. It was in this low poly style like an older video game. You play as this character I think was meant to be a lamb, or maybe a weird mix of a lamb a mouse and a rabbit, (while not really looking like any of those things) and you’re running away from a wolf. Your objective is to last as long as possible before the wolf catches and eats you.
The house you’re running in is endless and bizarrely put together like most building interiors in dreams are (like the infinite toilet dream dimension on Reddit lol) the layout of the house is pretty detailed, you can stop and hide in places like closets or bins while the wolf looks for you, you can go up and down stairs and into rooms etc.
You never actually know where the wolf is or how close it is to you until it appears in your line of sight, it makes no noise and the game gives you no way of knowing where it is, and it’s pretty unpredictable it doesnt move at a consistent pace. When the wolf catches you there’s an animation showing it eating your character
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Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.
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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳- Tumblr wrote that not me
What- IVE BEEN HERE FOR A YEAR? WTF HAVE I BEEN FAN FIC WRITING FOR A YEAR? ITS BEEN A YEAR? HUH
HUH
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like when ur both so gay u float and dance in the air
dont forget your daily clicks!!
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"who had the better glow up Puss or Big Bad Wolf?"
They lost their home, got displaced off their land, Papa lost his (first?) wife and Baby lost his mother (?) yet they still were able to come together, find love again, and adopt an orphan human?
Baby bear got himself a CHAIN and Papa got laser eye surgery dont tell me who bounced back best after farquad
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keanu has been seen supporting**** zionists its so fucking over 😞 i stg every time i end up with a main stream opinion i get kicked in the gut. gdi.
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