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biblicalhorror · 9 months ago

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Late s3 cordy showing up in the library when Buffy's there to aggressively flirt with Wesley only to complain about being soooo bored the second she's actually left alone with him lmfao girl I know what you are so bad

#poor girl this whole season is like okay im dating one of buffys best friends surely she will want to be around me now #oh now im kind of part of the group! but my boyfriend is kind of rude to me all the time and keeps embarrassing me in front of buffy #but i will be as helpful as i can and sit and read these books to help buffy!#okay well my boyfriend is cheating on me with another friend in the group and then i immediately got impaled right after finding out #thats soo embarrassing oh my god time to break up rebrand and disappear for a few weeks #wait shit i miss buffy :/ what excuse can i find to be in and out of the library constantly hmm #also she seems to be spending a lot of time with a new brunette oh shit oh fuck. gotta think fast #oh hello new twentysomething nerd who is around now and seems flustered by my presence. perfect timing #now i can get all dressed up and flirt with you in front of buffy to make her jealous and also piss off xander #surely this adult knows fully dating me would be illegal so i will never have to actually act on these flirtations right. right?#dammit now i said i wanted to be alone with him and im alone with him. i actually kind of hate this man. fuck.#oh god im in too deep #j rewatches btvs

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