#thats it. but she still comes off as incredibly rude

[sifutoph]

need us to stop being a silly little guy for one second and acknowledge that t0ph is rude and it isn't some funny trait. it's a flaw. its a reaction, sure, because her whole life she'd needed to play the part of being the obedient little girl and her rudeness is a result of wanting to affirm her independence and probs as a legitimate way to exercise her confidence and/or to go about her establishing boundaries or things she didn't like, but it's still a huge flaw.

[infizero]

ok guys i dont wanna be a hater but im gonna be 100% honest i didnt rlly like the nimona movie 😭 I MEAN IT WAS FUN. it was nice. but i feel like it was missing everything that made me like the original graphic novel and honestly by the last like 30 minutes i was kind of just waiting for it to be over so i could read the book again 😭 NO HATE TO ANYONE WHO RLLY LIKED IT believe me when i say i dont think it is bad or anything. but i feel like just sooooo much was changed that it didnt feel like nimona at all to me. idk how to explain it, im sure once i reread the book i’ll be able to put it into words since the original will be more fresh in my mind. i think it was good but as someone who was literally obsessed w the og graphic novel it was honestly kinda disappointing. but i dont rlly care honestly its still rlly cool it got a movie!! 

but in my mind at least it proves that some things dont need to be made into a movie. ppl act like movies are the best form a piece of media can take and if something gets made into a movie then that’d be the peak form of it. but i honestly think nimona works wayyyyyy better in its original graphic novel form. most of the early stuff is way more slice of life lowkey stuff that lets you get attached to ballister and nimona as characters and get invested in their relationship w each other, BEFORE all the angsty final act stuff happens. also there honestly was just a ton of stuff that felt to me like it worked better in the original, like jousting tournament thing instead of the knighting ceremony, nimona being captured and being forced to turn into her “true” form rather than this new version with it just sort of happening bcuz of Emotions, etc. also the movie suffered from a lot of pacing and tone issues imo but the former i think is just from that lack of the slow buildup of their friendship, and the latter is something that i think just worked better in the book. idk again I’LL BE ABLE TO SAY THIS STUFF MORE CONCRETELY WHEN I ACTUALLY REREAD THE BOOK but i dont remember there being so much jokes and goofy shit DURING serious scenes. like iirc in the original during serious scenes it was SERIOUS. but in the movie theres so many unnecessary unfunny jokes and stuff. idk IDK i probably just had too high expectations idk. anyways

[anthroposeen]

tmagp 12 relisten notes

Celia:

- requests tea, not coffee, the OIAR custom. points to her being from the TMA universe + bonus thing! there was no tea in the OIAR and sam lended her some. potentially a demonstration of their relationship dynamic lore-wise (celia representing other-wordly things and sam's insistence on interacting w them. this is definitely a reach, though, since im very much a 'the curtains are never just blue' person)

- she agrees to go out with sam but needs to "sort some things out" maybe related to jack, georgie, or her individual research

Sam:

- he asked her out! oh my god (alice's father)!

- is trying to distance himself from the magnus institute (TMI) but is still unable to break his curiosity about it

Alice:

- watched sam ask out celia (we can assume it was with the manner of a deer in the headlights)

- "its rude to have no game" i love you maam

- no glitch after she says "i cant believe im missing out on all of this- devastating" but could be because it comes off as more sarcastic than a blunt lie

- "we dont always get what we want, do we?" potentially a hint at her feeling about sam

- "i go by alice, now, actually" important only because i adore you miss dyer

- seems to genuinely care about gwen, lending to the idea that shes protecting her coworkers

- "i dont wonder. i know" no glitch followed this statement. it could be because it was meant as a joke and not to deceive gwen, but who is to say

Gwen:

- she's trying to discuss the morality of their roles and seems to be unhappy to participate in mascot strip club murder

- "you dont wonder what the point is? who benefits from all this awfulness?"

Glitches/lies:

- "dont worry about it, it wasnt that bad" alice, referencing TMI

- "no." sam, lying about not being interested in information about TMI

Incident:

- this is the result of gwen giving mr bonzo the hit, and it seems to have been read at her computer (once again implying theres a consciousness within FR3D1 or jmj)

- incident made by jordan bennett -> maybe related to this universe's bennett family (connection to barnabas bennett) but i doubt its lore relevant

- no obvious alchemic ties in this incident

- this case is narrated by norris/martin, but goes against the regular theme of his incidents (lonliness, loss of a loved one)

- the robotic sound of the narration seems to be diminishing, with very little of the beginning and end of the incidents being read in a monotone and robotic voice

- i want to voice my deepest appreciation for the title being "getting off", along with mr bonzo initiating a hit for the uk government in a strip club. incredible. absolute cinema from the minds of AJN and johhny sims truly

The target:

- before this episode, my theory was that klaus, colin, and teddy were the most likely to be the hit

- based on this list, if the target is the groom, it makes the most sense for it to be klaus, since there has been no mention of colin or teddy being engaged, and thats a clue i dont think the writers would leave out. however, the groom is called "baz" by his friends, which is a nickname i dont recognize (but its potentially on the rpg somewhere?)

- im not very convinced that klaus was the groom in this incident. i think the hit may have been obvious to lena, but gwen has yet to connect all the dots, leaving the audience a bit in the dark as well

[lemon-natalia]

Nona the Ninth Reaction - Chapter 15

i am very concerned about everything going on with Hot Sauce right now. she knows something is up with Angel, she was at the burnings, she’s looking out of the window for something. i really hope she hasn’t gotten caught up in anything to do with BoE, or some other kind of conflict, i don’t think it will end well for her 

once again i adore the dynamics at play here with Hot Sauce’s little gang. and once again something that is written in a way that makes it initially funny but becomes very sad when you think about it, Honesty doesn’t take the painkillers for his black eye so that he can sell them

Angel is getting progressively more tired and less put together, and was dropped off by someone in a car - i wonder if this has anything to do with when she had mentioned being not quite a doctor, potentially she was some kind of medic in a military context? also i initially make short comments in physical handwriting on my copies before typing them up, and no joke it took me a good five minutes plus rereading all the descriptions of Angel so far to realise that i had written the word ‘doctor’ and not something unintelligible like ‘cleerr’ 

no-one coming to pick Nona up is somehow incredibly ominous, i have a very bad feeling about it given we last saw Camilla and Pyrrha tied up in a BoE van, with no guarantee they made it back 

oh and we have what is possibly an actual name for Angel, Aim. though Aim could still be a nickname for something else 

there’s a lot of mentions of food so far, and what Nona does/doesn’t want to eat. Nona only seems to hate eating actual food, and is fine with eating objects e.g., a pencil, which makes me wonder if thats somehow linked to chapter 7, where Nona mentions being hungry in the dream. and wayyy back in John 20:8 he talks about he and mysterious-Halecto-narrator being hungry ‘rarely’. 

huh, i wonder why Nona is so insistent that Hot Sauce shouldn’t use the term necromancers? ‘zombie’ i can understand, but even Gideon (and Harrow i think?) use the term necromancers and it doesn’t seem to be anything rude. unless it’s a slightly different term with different meanings in whatever language Hot Sauce/the whole city is speaking 

Nona and Hot Sauce are being very quiet and secretive talking about BoE, so it seems to be not quite as open a topic as i had thought. and given that Hot Sauce likely isn't involved with BoE given her apparent dislike of them, i hope she hasn't gotten involved with someone worse or more dangerous

and poor Hot Sauce, she’s seen an awful lot. i can understand why she hates necromancers so much, the description of how they used exploding bodies as lures is just horrifying 

not ‘The Secret’™. i wonder if its about the fact that she can hear the RB? but then Hot Sauce makes a comment about the ‘organ market’ … i’m guessing it has to do with the little mentions of how Nona is unhealthy in some way. and it’s not good that apparently she really doesn’t want to admit it to anyone else, not even Palamedes who could possibly help

Nona’s relationship with Hot Sauce is really very sweet, but given the reality of what/who Nona is vs how much Hot Sauce despises necromancy to the point of calling the BoE ‘zombie lovers’, i’m very worried about what’s going to happen to them in the future

[scarletwritesshit]

🛋️ Dan Heng x March 7th 🛋️ Great Friends, they say

March 7th couldn’t bring herself to take her eyes off of Dan Heng. Everything about his new look, from his horns, tail, long hair, everything was tempting her more than she would’ve like to admit. She had the urge to touch his horns ever so gently, stroke his incredibly long hair, shove her face into his chest, and so on. But, all she could do was sit beside him on the red leather couch and admire him with wide eyes.

"It’s rude to stare," Dan Heng commented.

"Aaaah! I didn’t mean to!" "March said, flustered. "It’s just that you’re so…eye-catching, that’s all!"

Dan Heng shyly looked away, as if he was taking some sort of offense to her words.

"It’s a good thing!" she reassured him. "I swear it is!"

"It brings unnecessary attention upon me. Not to mention, it has proven to be quite inconvenient."

"Inconvenient? As in, do you trip over your tail all the time?"

Dan Heng shot March a rather annoyed look. That gesture alone gave her the answer she needed; he just did not want to confirm it. She laughed a little, and Dan Heng flicked his tail with a sense of annoyance in response, which she could feel brush against her lower leg. It was now that she realized that Dan Heng had his tail lightly curling around March’s back, dangling off the couch close to her leg on the other side. It seemed as if he wanted to pull her in closer with it, but instead chose to force himself into remaining distant.

"Oooh, do you mean how you’re always cold and have to resort to using the heat radiating from the servers to stay warm at night?"

"...Cold blood is a bit of a small issue, but that’s not exactly-"

"Then why didn’t you say so!" March said, perhaps a little too overjoyed at his response. "I could give you some of my spare blankets, a sweater to cover yourself up better around the Express, or I could even-"

"Blankets and sweaters cannot fix what Dan Feng has broken, March."

"Well...that was all Dan Feng’s problem, not yours"

"Tell that to the Luofu. Besides, his sins are mine to bear alone, and so this form has become a curse to me as a result."

"Oh please, that Vidyadhara nonsense doesn’t pertain to the code of the Astral Express crew. As far as I am concerned, the only real problem that you have to deal with is a cold body," she said, grabbing him by the shoulder and toppling him into her lap.

Dan Heng did not move, as he simply remained still in her lap, laying on his side.

"And what do you expect to accomplish by doing this, March?" he asked.

"This," she said, resting her arm on him as she began to gently stroke his long, soft hair.

"Thats...it?" he asked, confused.

"Unless you want me to stroke your horns too.~"

"March, I think you’re doing more than enough for me as it is," he said, trying to sound annoyed.

"Then why haven’t you gotten up and moved yet? You have more than enough strength to send me flying out the window if you hated it that much."

He let out a low growl, as he had no interest in exposing how he truly felt about March 7th’s kind gesture.

"Come on, Dan Heng! Were all friends here, nobody is going to shame you for liking a few pets! Heck, compared to a space warping grandpa and a trashcan lovergirl, that’s one of the more normal things for you to be into!"

Reluctantly, he moved in closer to March and stretched out his legs until they were draped off of the armrest. His tail uncurled from behind her and draped onto the ground, practically begging for the careless to trip over.

"Friends here, huh?" he said, voice now tainted with tiredness.

"Yup! Friends! Great friends, even!" March said, stumbling over her words.

"Mm. I believe you," Dan Heng said, relaxing further as March continued to pet him.

She ran his incredibly long hair through her fingers, surprised at how well kept it was for a man who was very likely far older than she was. A few head scratches behind his horns lead to her gaining the confidence to stroke them, something she often feared to think about asking. They were quite smooth and cool to the touch, as if they were crafted out of glass that she didn’t have to fear accidentally shattering.

And the entire time she was taking care of Dan Heng, he moved not an inch. Her legs were registered immobile, as if a large cat was weighing her down, but she had no reason to move, so it did not bother her one bit. She looked down at him, admiring just how peaceful he had become, but not without a sense of longing in her eyes. She wanted to tell him how she really felt, that there was a little something more to this "friendship" she frequently mentioned.

Perhaps Dan Heng was well aware of this. It’s not like she was doing a great job of suppressing her emotions that happened to slip out anyways. It was likely that at the very least, Dan Heng did not mind this, considering his lack of protesting for being pulled down onto her lap.

March stopped herself from thinking too hard about this. For now, she simply wanted to enjoy a moment of peace between each other, with Dan Heng relaxed on her lap.

He needed it anyways.

March was so distracted by him, that she failed to realize that Welt and Himeko were standing right up from her. They stood there for a few moments, wondering how to get her attention without making things agonizingly awkward.

"Miss March," Welt said, breaking through the silence that weighed heavy in the parlor car.

She froze and her eyes went wide. March did not want to look up, terrified of the sight that she would be met with. But, she knew who she heard, and was only delaying the inevitable by stalling. Slowly, she looked up to see Himeko and Welt standing there.

"Uh...h-how long have you been standing there?" she asked, flustered.

"When you have a moment, I would like you to come with me to discuss more of our journey through your eyes," Welt said, completely ignoring her question.

Now, she had just hoped that Welt and Himeko wouldn’t stick around for too long. Perhaps the less time they spent standing there, the less they would think about her and Dan Heng.

"I’ll be there as soon as I can!" March blurted out.

"Take your time, you two," Himeko said. "I still have yet to finish my cup of coffee."

You two!?

"Second cup of coffee. And she will probably go for thirds as well," Welt added.

March had no words to say, as she just sat still with her face steaming red and mouth agape. Thankfully, Welt and Himeko seemed to have gotten the message and left her and Dan Heng be.

Her heart was racing. If they didn’t know, then they definitely knew now. What could she do about it, in all honesty? If it’s that obvious at this point, why deprive Dan Heng of the attention that he secretly craves just to attempt to hide something that everyone knew already?

She took a deep breath and relaxed herself by continuing to stroke Dan Heng as he peacefully slept on her lap. Looking around, she made sure that nobody was within sight, before she quietly whispered to him, "I love you."

[arcadekitten]

A few questions regarding noisreverse and queerness, sorry if any of this comes off rude/weird, for context I'm autistic and tend to be rather blunt (additionally i am queer myself both gender and orientation wise)

-if discrimination doesn't exist at all then how come they seem to have 'pride' not as in the vocabulary words for orientations and genders but like, why have flags for it etc? Are cishet people just included in noisrev's celebration of diversity? Or does it not and stuff like the pride clothing pieces in hfsh isn't entirely diagetic. Or does discrimination do exist but it's just less prevalent then it is in our world

-is it to be assumed that the noisrevian reproduction process is done for me than just reproduction? I'm asking this cause I feel like asexuality in a universe where a reproduction method is just for having kids and not for enjoyment wouldn't hold the same weight/meaning. Like imagining a cis woman noisrev thats asexual is she just not interested in getting pregnant? Or does an allosexual noisrevian experience an attraction that asexual noisrevs don't??

-with the picture painted of noisrev and incredibly diverse and accepting I'm curious about gender roles in the noisreverse?

-i'm also curious to know if different species have different views on lgbtq+

Discrimination based on orientation/gender doesn't exist in Noisrev, but it does still exist in our real world. Flags for the most part are meant to convey meaning to the audience. While characters in-universe will acknowledge these flags and what they stand for, it's just a way to show off another part of your identity. And while discrimination might not exist, sometimes the journeys one takes to discover their identities and who they are still hold importance to them. ==

It is a bit hard for me to describe. I don't want to make it seem like it's something like "sex, just with a different name" because that defeats the point of why I made the world like this to begin with. It is purposely meant to be mysterious and mystifying. I wanted to impart the feeling of when you are a child and the adults around you are talking about something you aren't able to understand. It's not always sex they're talking about, it's just things you wouldn't be able to understand. I want their processes to feel like that too. Something you as the audience would just not be able to understand. But to them, it makes sense, and that's all they need. ==

Gender roles are a tricky topic. I would say that gender roles aren't as severe as they are in the real world, but I wouldn't say they're rid of entirely and even if I tried to do that, it would still come with the influences of the gender roles we have in the real world. For example, anyone can wear a skirt or a dress. But skirts and dresses are still associated with being a "girls clothing item." A boy character who continuously wears skirts and dresses would probably be considered a crossdresser. If a character like Reginald or Crowven were asked to wear a skirt, they wouldn't have a problem with it. Some other boys might but they wouldn't get into hysterics over it. And even though these two are fine with wearing skirts when asked, it's not typically something they would wear on their own or include in their wardrobe. A character like Twyla can run a mob and no one would be shocked that a girl is in charge. I imagine gangs are typically made up of a more-or-less equal number of genders. Sports and jobs aren't separated by gender. But sometimes people find it easier to relate to people of their own gender, too. I hope that makes sense! ==

I don't think different species have different views about it. However, I do think there are Noisrevians who consider themselves to be "purebreeders" and believe that you should only date within your own species. Many of these people usually tend to fall into heterosexual circles/relationships as they hold reproduction to a higher standard

[out-of-context-rimworld]

see this post to submit a nickname for joining colonists!

finally, some actual time has passed without a new joining colonist! as per usual though, we still have one for this post :] lets see, where did we leave off ...

the storyteller has changed so many times at this point Ive lost count, from Perry to Phoebe to Randy to Phoebe again and so on. Randy threw some red peppers right into Dr. Crowley's ceiling. rude.

Luna reached the age of 10 !! happy birthday demon girl 🎉✨🎉 Ive raised her well so far, she got an extra passion in melee and the masochist trait for when she inevitably gets to fighting raiders. shes so talented (and aggressive) that she'll be out there in no time. so proud of her <3

OUR FIRST RELATIONSHIP HAPPENED ! behold, the two colonists that have gotten together are Zoraya and Beep! incredibly funny, considering Zoraya is literally a misandrist, but hey. love works in mysterious ways I guess.

on that note, lets check up on the entire colony's social tabs and see whats going on now that everybody is pretty well settled in.

Squish is friends with Dr. Crowley and Beep, thats lovely. Falcon doesnt really give a shit about anybody, as is his right as a rimworld psychopath. Dr. Crowley has become best friends with Zoraya very quickly! as well as friends with Squish, of course :]

Zoraya and Beep are now lovers, and Zoraya's best friend is Dr. Crowley as previously mentioned. Beep is friends with Luna and he considers Falcon his friend, though it isnt mutual. and Luna's friends are Beep and Squish! they both spend a lot of time teaching her, so it makes sense.

Dr. Crowley made this very uh ... beautiful bed for Squish. thank you, Dr. Crowley. I love my bed frame covered in bristling, whipping intestines. I think youve been hanging around the monolith too often. oh, and she got the optimist trait - probably from all the colony animals

ooh, a cache of luciferium you say? that will come in handy later!! seeing as we'd tamed some dromedary to train Dr. Crowley's abysmal animals skill, we have the perfect pack animals to knock out some caravan business - trading some goods with our neighbors and negotiating peace between some friendly factions as well

ooh, free megasloths! awesome! I love these guys!

... oh. well. there goes that. byebye

and finally - FINALLY - our newest colonist. another random wanderer join, this time - JESUS ??? FALCON'S BROTHER ??? ZORAYA'S EX-LOVER ?!?! what is going on with this save ... oh, and he's a strigoi sanguophage. okay - just ... lets rename this guy.

welcome to the colony, Bison! a much more humble name, I would say. submitted by @ookinky!

[shipperofunderratedships]

You shared your headcannons about johnny and kenshi, and while thats great, i wish you also did some for tanya and mileena, since theyre actually cannon (i hope this doesnt come off as rude but they are less popular somehow)

Hi there!! This is a very good request so i dont mind. Also dont worry, it doesnt come across as rude at all.

I dont have headcannons specifically but more like an imagining for how their relationship went. Also- this may not fit with the cannon since these are my thoughts :D

I imagine Tanya as the oldest sister among 5 or 6. I imagine her going into training as soon as she can walk- and being angry about it, which only makes her seem stronger. Why dont her sisters have to train? Why is she here? To protect the future empress? She never even met her. Shes living her life in training for a stranger- a possibility, of a kingdom to thrive. It isnt fair.

She still doesnt understand as the years go by, even if she only gets stronger- more resilient. But for what, she cant even know yet. All she heard were stories about Sindels daughters- mostly praise about Kitana. But what about Mileena, the actual future empress? Her hatred grows into curiosity.

Then she sees her for the first time- and she understands completely.

Its in her rough but quick fighting style- in the angry way she buries her enemies beneath her just how Tanya herself was taught to. She clearly cares- and thats all Tanya has ever wanted really- for someone to care about it. Even if she didnt care about her soecifically, this Mileena seemed to care about her role greatly- so Tanya didnt train for nothing.

Li Mei notices the way Tanya lets her guard down for the first time, the curve of her lips when Mileena stands into her victory pose, facing her future bodyguard. It seems like a demonstration from Mileena, to prove herself to her.

Li Mei scolds her to never let her guard down. As their duty wasnt just to protect themselves, but the royal family above all. Protect. Serve. Thats it.

Even if gentle, she puts Tanya back in her place, and even if Tanya knows she has good intentions, she hates her for it.

Jerrod dies, Li Mei takes the fall. Despite it all, Tanya still believes in her. She shuts down any attempt to denigrate her name. She trains twice as hard to fill out a role she never wanted to fill.

She hates her for her failure, but loves her for her honest heart. She hates her for not fighting Sindels accusations, but cant bring herself to throw her out.

She hates her.

She misses her.

The one saving grace in all of this seems to be Mileenas glances and soft words. She never expected the princess to be so…gentle with her. Even if its just words, Tanya knows she means it.

It makes her happy.

It makes her accept her purpose.

Sindel is even more stern then she heard. She tells Tanya to always defend Mileena with her life. To make sure she pushes her to do her absolute best- to make sure she doesnt grow weak enough to be replaced.

But how can Tanya help her, when she herself feels weak every time the Edenian smiles in her direction? She is the last person able to ask her to focus.

What was wrong with her?

They train. They train daily, Mileena always summoning her. Tanya cant help but feel a sense of pride that Mileena asks for her specifically.

One day, she defeats Tanya with an incredible ease, her two sai as sharp as a snakes teeth, her eyes like its venom. And she cant help but sigh at what she sees. She is so beautiful it actually pains her, because while she is only devoted to her princess, she knows its only obligatory on her side.

Mileena asks what she is sighing at, and before she can think, she tells her how beautiful and strong she is.

“Words wont help you get my graces Umgadi.”

But Tanya assures her her heart only sings about her. She even grabs Mileenas hand, and something in the way she assures Mileena of her deserving her empress title makes the Edenian quiet.

She leaves it at that.

She went too far. She went way too far.

Sindel will surely banish her once she hears of this. Mileena hasnt asked her to spar in the last few days. She ruined it.

Why did she ruin it.

Before it was just quick glances, at most a hug. Nothing like this. She was sick.

This went against everything she trained for, everything she believed in.

She decides to take another risky move, to go to the princess herself to apologise for her unusual behaviour. She knocks- no answer. She opens the door, seeing Mileena crumpled in a sheet, splayed across the floor, her eyes bright like fire and mouth strangely contorted. She looked like a monster.

But then why was her first thought to hug her? To hold her with no fear? Who cared what she had?

She needed her.

She needed HER. She said it herself through tears.

Sindel was deeply disappointed. Kitana was scared- but still held on.

But Tanya? She grabbed onto her like no other before. She would not let anyone harm her again.

“Im a monster- please leave me be. I dont want to ruin you. I dont want to infect you.”

Tanya only cradles her even closer to her body. Even if it took a while, Mileena understood she meant her words of devotion towards her.

Maybe she didnt want to be her guard at first. But the way she cries into her shoulder, or smiles at her hugs, or allows herself to sleep next to her… she wants this. She wants Mileena.

And Mileena wants her.

[h5eavenly]

ofc i’m extremely happy ppl are reading and enjoying Fallen Star so i hope they don’t take this the wrong way…but it lowkey seems like a lot of ppl don’t care about character/plot development. they just want to cut straight to jake falling in love with yn immediately just bc he rooted her lol. give my guy a chance to at least get to know yn first pls, like he didn’t even know she had a sick brother until her coworkers told him lmao.

ofc i can definitely understand ppl getting excited and maybe overthinking jake’s behaviour towards yn. it’s a jake fic, so ofc he’s going to develop feelings for her as the series progresses. however, so far there’s been so many important details that ppl have glossed over or haven’t questioned about jake and yn’s characters. for example, why yn immediately assumes jake only paid for niki’s hospital fees bc he wants her body, and her inner monologue about believing she’s just a body to be used. or why jake even wanted to pay niki’s hospital fees. or what relevance niki’s chronic illness and backstory even has to the series. or what jake meant when he promised jay that “it’s not like before” when they talked about his hands. or why jay and jennie never told yn about jake’s ocd symptoms. or even wondering about jake’s past in the band and why he told soojin he can’t pick up a guitar without thinking of “her”. or how all of these examples are even relevant to jake and yn’s relationship yk.

i know i’m probs getting too in my head about it, but there’s just so much more to the series than purely: blunt boss jake roots assistant yn, they bicker, he gets jealous and realised he’s in love, they confess, the end. also tbh in what world do ppl immediately become whipped for their annoying assistant/root, without getting to know them a bit first lmao??? especially when they’re closed off and logical like jake or emotionally all over the place like yn imo.

again i hope ppl don’t take this the wrong way, as i’m so grateful ppl are reading the series bc Angie is such a talented writer. but i think that’s exactly my point, that it just gets a bit disheartening sometimes seeing the interactions be solely either 1. jake’s supposed feelings for yn that so far haven’t actually been shown or 2. him supposedly being an asshole just bc he’s blunt and logical, when realistically yn has actually lowkey been the asshole for not respecting his boundaries and her tendency to assume the worst of him.

i know i sound like i have a stick up my ass but i just wish more ppl paid attention to how much time and effort Angie spends bringing this series to life and that if she wanted to create just a typical boss roots assistant then gets jealous and falls in love fic, then she wouldn’t have gone to all the trouble of including so much detail about the characters and storylines. she’s also way too nice of a person to say any of this and i know i can come off as blunt or rude without meaning to sometimes, so again pls don’t take this the wrong way. i just wanted to be the sacrificial lamb, share what we’ve been thinking lately and some perspective of Angie’s incredibly detailed efforts. ofc we’re also open to constructive feedback or if you just feel like telling me to stfu and get over it then that’s fine too lmao. anyways love you all sm regardless and thank you for enjoying Fallen Star🖤

p.s. 🤺 yes angie i used ‘root’ to remind you that term exists in jake’s vocabulary bc i love giving you the ick and bc i’m still petty that he stole my childhood dreams

i do appreciate you speaking out you said everything that ive been thinking and going through internally better than i ever could, i’ve been struggling with speaking out without being misunderstood or sounding ungrateful yet thats not how i feel at all. i am grateful for every single person that reads a word from me however it’s unmotivating and disheartening when i work so hard on smth (like fallen star) and work so hard on details and building characters yet none of it seem to be acknowledged let alone appreciated.

i understand that not everyone wants a deep story with a lot of details and build up and i understand just because i’m a person who likes analyzing everything when i read doesn’t mean ppl are gonna be the same but at this poinnt everyone that is reading doesn’t feel like they’re actually reading and so its so unmotivating idk what else to say i even told laces (you!) how i feel like idek if anyone is enjoying fallen star for what’s it actually is.

[soccerwag]

Can you do balde fluff like maybe Barca won la liga or something. Anything is fine honestly :) . Have a good day/night :))

Yessss🫶🏼, sorry this is so late, I’ve been caught up with work and studies so I haven’t had much time. But this sounds so cute so I hope you like how I interpreted it.

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“Balde! Balde! Balde!” The crowd was screaming.

Me and Alejandro have been dating for about 8 months now, our 8 months is this weekend. I had finally finished my studies for this year of uni so I decided to spend my first day off watching my boyfriend’s la liga game. I know this might sound bad and make me seem like an awful girlfriend but I’ve never actually attended any of his games. I of course watched them over my phone when I could but I’ve been so busy with uni and exams that I hadn’t gotten the chance to come to one in person. So far it’s been quite the experience.

When I first got here I got lost, then I finally found some of the wags. When it was half time I went and got food which I ended up spilling all over my nice pants but other than that the game has been great. Right now the rival team and barca were tied and we were going overtime. Alejandro had the ball right now.

“BALDE!” Everyone kept screaming.

“AND THATS A GOAL FROM BALDE!” The announcer yelled.

I couldn’t believe it. I stood up and cheered. He dedicated his goal to me by running to the nearest camera and blowing a kiss at it. Nobody knew he was dating anyone, we chose to keep our relationship private for privacy sake. Also because I suffer from extreme anxiety and insecurities that he didn’t want being enhanced by any rude “fans” and I was so grateful for that.

We won 3-2. I was so happy. I hugged mikky who was right next to me.

“Look at my boyfriend go!” I yelled.

She laughed and hugged me back.

“I remember when me and frenkie were you and Alejandro’s age you guys are the cutest.” She told me which caused me to smile even wider.

Me and the other wags headed on the the field to celebrate with the boys.

The second Alejandro saw me he ran to me and picked me up into a hug.

I hugged him so tight he had to pay my back to remind me he still had to breath.

“You did so good mi vida.” I said to him before giving me a passionate kiss.

“Thank you mi amor. I dedicated that goal to you.” He said with a huge smile on his face.

“I know and I’m so incredibly proud of you. YOU GUYS WON.” I said hugging him once more.

He put me down and grabbed my hand.

“Can I please show you off to the world now, you’re my lucky charm.” He said with a smile.

I hesitated at first but gave in.

He took a picture of him kissing my cheek, I found it so cute.

“Everyone’s going to love you.” He told me giving me one more kiss before posting the picture.

I pulled out my phone and posted a congratulations posts for him and the team.

I was so proud of him, I knew he was great but seeing him score made it even more true.

“How about we go get some food, your favorite food at that as a congratulations.” I said with a smile.

“I’d love that.”

So after him and his team were done celebrating that’s exactly what we did.

[facks-stories]

2/? [plot]

“I mean someone on this blog has powers”

“But I don’t,”

“… alright!”

Somehow her response was clam, though it was the end of the short conversation.

[1/3 ends]

The rest agreed, with scrim winning this time

“Aw”

“Sorry to interrupt- but are we not going to talk about the back of the cards again?”

[at this point I made the calm smaller]

“Why should we?”

[2/3]

“Well fack did spend 2 and a half hours on it”

“And fack needs to clam their ego down-“

[didn’t roll for this one, just something she’d say to me]

“Well that was a bit rude?”

“I apologize, I’m a bit angry”

“Oh, why?”

Milan shrugs, mimu knew she wasn’t someone to get angry over two lost games or any games really [but in her defense she got pretty shitly cards both games] and the other two didn’t really get that from talking to her.

Even though she claimed to be angry nothing in her behavior changed, unlike Mimu she was incredibly hard to read, she always had the same “angry” facial expression and tone. A tone that often sounded like static if you weren’t paying the most attention, which achos wasn’t doing

“Sorry- uh what did you say”

“I said I’m a bit tired”

“But thats not at all what you said”

“But its the truth”

Mimu felt like this was a lie, especially because he had never known milan to be tired either, but tired could mean different things so he bushed the possible lie off

“Any other games you guys know of?”

“Oh! I wanna learn poker!”

Milan shot the other two a quick “i was right” glance

“Poker? You can’t even drink yet why do you know poker?” 

“I know poker?”

“Mimu is a 8 year old mentally, at least some of the time, explain that better”

Milans reply was a bit unwarranted and angry but mother scrim ignored it because milan did a slight wince for only a second or two

[i made the calm smaller again]

“Mimu we can’t play poker, we don’t have the chips for them”

“Oh I can just get them”

“You guys have poker chips?-“

“No, everyone else can just manifest items”

“What? I thought there was no magic”

“There isn’t, its just lazy writing”

“Huh” “huh” “huh”

“Fack didn’t feel like coming up with a reasonable explanation on how they get things”

“What do poker chips look like?”

Mimu interrupted the other two’s opportunity to ask questions though after milan’s answer of “just do the ones that look right” Mimu was too busy to interrupt anymore

“Whos they?”

“Everyone else”

“Can you not do it?”

“Nope”

“Well why not?”

“Because I’m “dangerous””

Well its a bit hard to tell if she’s actually pissed, achos honestly was hearing static again and maybe mother scirm could have figured it out if milan wasn’t so careful, even when her words sounded carefree.

The quotation marks on dangerous gave the two a uneasy feeling, they couldn’t tell if she was down playing something or it was a simple over exaggeration. Still they both looked over at each other simultaneously, then at Mimu who had made the chips and got distracted, making rubber duckes.

Echos started taking the ducks as scrim looked back at milan who was staring at Mimu. Scrim couldn’t tell what milan wanted to do, it looked like she just might kill the poor boy or cradle him. ‘Shes a whole contradiction’ they thought.

“Hey you ok?”

“Yea I’m fine, why”

“Well-“

“WE HAVE A THEORY :D >:D”

Mimu held up the card box he grabbed off the table, him and achos were sitting on the floor brainstorming what they could mean, the people with the wings that is

“Oh sorry aunt for yelling”

“Thats fine,”

“Ok so one is covering the others ears, and the other is choking the other one”

“You’ve used other 3 times in one sentence, thats not really helpful.”

“>:(“

“Well I think this has something to do with anon and milan”

Silence- maybe achos would have broken it if milan didn’t tell him such a pissed off comment

“Well these people have wings, and so does milan”

“Mimu I don’t have wings”

“But I saw them! And so did colby-!”

“I’d know if I had wings”

“They glow! And.. and their yellow and kinda transparent”

“I’m honestly surprised you know what transparent means”

“Milan I’m serious! They aren’t aways there, and I only saw them once but they were there”

{end of text}

[@essentially-a-worm-on-a-string @the-squishy-scrimblo]

Zbfuffii

Yeah I’m going to sleep and proof reading when I wake up

Ok edit: I mis colored some of the text so sorry about that 🥲👍

Also I had Mimu call scrim aunt since he’d probably see them more as a aunt

[mrshollandstansprouse]

Prank wars! P.P.

A/N: so another enemies to lovers with Peter parker! Its super fluffy, if you wanna skip that go to the really long paragraphs- those are smut- enjoy! :)

Summary- Y/n and Peter so that get along well, until prank wars! When they spent a night together, they realize they like each other.

'PETER PARKER!'

I Screamed out, I looked into my mirror. MY HAIR IS BLUE! I made sure the towel that was keeping my warmth, was on tight. I ran out of my bathroom, and out of my room. Into the living room.

'Run!' Nat told Peter.

I'm Y/n, I am Wanda's daughter. I got her powers, I was told it is a cruse and a blessing. I live with my uncle Tony, he is mostly my father figure.

He bolts for the door, but with the powers I have. I lock him in, the doors and windows. I have developed more and more powers, and helped on missions.

'Shoot' he says to himself. I walk toward him. 'WHY IS MY HAIR BLUE!?'

I played a little prank on peter, nothing like this. I just did a little thing, ok so I messed with his webshooter fuel stuff? But I made it up by helping him make more and twice the amount!

'Payback!' He says, I am so angry my face turned red. 'IMMA KILL YOU!' I start running after him, thats when Nat and Tony get up. Nat grabs me, 'Hey Hey! Stop it!' She tries to calm me down

'You can kill him after you get dressed.' She whispers to me. I nod my head, and back away. 'I swear to God parker imma get you back!' I say walking away.

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I got dressed, a hoodie and shorts. Just something comfortable to walk around the compound in.

Igo downstairs, for lunch. I see my mom and Tony and nat talking. 'Hi mom' I say and hug her from the side. 'Hi hun!' She hugs back. 'How was your mission?' I ask her. 'Oh it was good. Everything went to plan.' Dark day in hell when that happens.

'Whats for lunch?' I ask. 'Whatever?' Tony shrugs. I go to the kitchen and grab some food, and go back to sit down. 'So what happened earlier?' Nat asks. 'I pranked peter a few days ago, then helped him get over it. Then today he turned my fu- hair BLUE!?'

They started laughing, 'NOT FUNNY!' I said which made them laugh longer. 'Its still a little blue!?' I hold up my hair, to show them. 'Aw hun don't worry, boys will be rude. It's just their way of saying they like you.'

I pretend to stick my finger down my throat. 'Come on he isn't that bad!' Tony tries to defend him.

Ok he is smart and good looking, and incredibly sweet. I mean he saves lives, goes to school, and still maintains a great relationship with his friends and family.

'Speak of the devil' Nat looks over to the door. 'Hey?' Peter says as he walks in. 'We were just talking about you.' Nat tells him.

For the next few hours, we sit and watch TV. People come sit down then leave, soon My mom goes to bed and Tony starts to work again after getting a call. Nat stays for a little longer with me and Peter. I start getting cold and tired, so I grab the blanket. Apparently Peter was using it too, cause I accidentally yank it off of him.

'HEY!?' He pulls it back. 'Sorry jeez!' I toss it pack to him, and stand up. I walk over to other blankets and grab a fuzzier one. I go back to my seat, and sink into the cushions. I toss the blanket over myself, and Peter decides to grab it off of me.

'Hey!' I shouted at him. 'Its fuzzier!' He laughs. 'And mine' I try to yank it back but he pulls it closer. 'Omg I'm done!' Nat gets up, and goes away.

'Peter Parker!' I snap at him. 'What?' He has the audacity to say. 'Come get it!' He says and hold it above his head. 'I will climb on top of you!' I threaten. He holds it higher, I try to get up but fall back on my butt. 'Hahaha you can't even get up!' He teases. I roll my eyes at him, and climb on top of him. I am sitting below him stomach, 'give it! I'm freezing!' I whine. He tosses it on the floor, 'You are gonna be the death of me parker!' I try to get up but again fall straight on my butt.

I grab his blanket and throw it on the floor too. 'Bitch!' He says and laughs. His laugh warms my heart, its so contagious. I start to laugh too. He positions himself, so he is sitting up. We keep laughing and laughing, for what seems like hours.

He places his hands on my waist, then quickly moves them. 'Sorry.' He apologizes. I give him a genuine smile, which he returns.

'Can I ask you a question?' He asks. 'What?' I answer. 'Why don't you like me?' My smile and heart sank at the same time. 'What do you mean?' I am in shock. This is so sudden? Why now? 'Well ever since we met you just have always been... so distant, like you love nat. You guys hang out all the time, you compliment and insult her, and still you love her more than yourself. And with Mr.stark, You treat him like ur dad even though he isn't. And no matter how many times your mom tells you not to get attached, you love him too? Why? When I came you didn't talk to me, you never tried too?'

He rambles on and on, 'Peter, I dont not like you. Its just, these people are not just people I see everyday, not people who are here for financial reasons, they are my family. Every fight had a reason, I guess when I insult people they know its a joke, and when me and Tont get in an argument. Its most likely I did something stupid, and he knows I'm a kid and as I grow old my mistakes are more like I scratched one of his cars, or I haven't left the compound in a week. When you came I saw two possibilities, you could take my spot, as the idoit teen. Or you could like me?'

In that moment we both rambled on and on. I have no idea what he or myself just said but, I said something he liked. He grabbed my face and pulled me in to kiss him.

I kiss him back, and then he deepens it. His tounge exploring my mind, his hands make their way done to my waist. My hands go to the back of his head. He pulls away, 'Ive always liked you' he said. 'I uh I liked you too.'

This time the kiss was starved, and hungry. Faster and rougher, our lips move in sync. He reaches for the bottom of my hoodie, and tugs at it. I break the kiss and pull my hoodie and shirt above my head, throwing it to where the blankets are. He takes a second to admire me, which gives me anxiety. My arms go to cover up my stomach, he grabs them and moves them away. 'You don't need to cover up, you're beautiful.' He tells me. I kiss him again, then he pulls off his shirt. His hands go to my back, to the hooks of my bra. He pulls away and looks at me, I nod. He unhooks it and throws it to the pile. He starts kissing my neck down to my collar bone then to my chest. He picks me up and lays me down where he was sitting. 'Pe-' he places a finger over his mouth to shush you. 'You are gonna need to be quiet!' He whispers. He hooks his fingers at the rim of my shorts and underwear, and starts to tug them down. He slides them off of me and throws them into the pile of our clothes and blankets. He stands up and removes his pants, leaving only his underwear. He goes back down by me, and places one of my legs over his shoulders. His fingers start to rub little circles on my clit, I clamp my mouth shut to silence the moan. Before I can think anything, his fingers slowly slide into me. He replaces where is finger was with his tounge. 'Holy shit peter!' I whisper. I can feel him smirk against me. He adds another finger, pumping in and out, getting faster and faster. His fingers curl at all the right places. I toss my head back, the knot in my stomach is forming and tighting. My hands go onto his head, and tugging at his hair. He groans against me sending more pleasure into my core. The knot tightens and tightens, until it feels like it might explode. 'I'm so close pet- fuck!' He hums in response. That pushes me over the edge, I moan loudly at the sensation. He slowly gives out, pulling his fingers out of my. I slowly sit up and look at him, he stands up and I can see the tent in his boxers. I slide off the couch onto the floor, and look up at him. He pulls down his underwear and frees himself, I take him into my hands. I slowly start to pleasure him, I then take a little bit of him into my mouth. I swirl my tongue around the tip of him, he throws his head back and grabs my hair into a ponytail. He starts to bob my head back and forth, gently at first but as he gets harder so do his movements. With a few final thrusts his cock hits the back of my throat causing me to gag. He releases in the back of my throat, which lives me only to swallow.

I look back up at him, and I slowly stand up. I kiss him one more time, he picks me up and sits down. So I'm straddling his thighs, 'ready?' He asks, I nod. 'Use your words' he says, 'Yes. Yes Please.' I almost beg. He lifts me up and then slams me down. 'Oh FUCK!' I moan out. He has a similar response. He gives me like half a second to adjust, then begins to slowly thrust faster and faster. 'S' tight darling' he whispers in my ear, I let out a little whimper. That knot feeling returns, and is righting quickly. He goes faster and faster, I have no time. My mind goes blank. 'Pe' I can't even finish his name. My eyes roll back into my head. He goes faster and faster, I can't take it anymore. I feel like I'm going to faint, when Finnaly I Finnish all over him. He slows his thrusts but it is still alot, he notices that I am getting dizzy. 'Hey don't pass out on me.' He says and slows down completely, that amazing feeling is gone. 'No no keep going!' I whine. He resumes but at a slower pace. A few seconds later, he gets a little faster and rougher. He groans and then he releases into me, and slowly pulls out. He waits a few seconds before getting up and greeting a wash cloth from the kitchen. He wipes off your leg, since you had both of you dripping down it. And he wipes himself off. He grabs his shirt, and hands it to me. I slide it over my head, and he puts on some sweatpants.

I try to stand up, but my legs are still shaking. We end up falling asleep on the couch, cuddling. I know this isn't a one time thing.

[oriigirii]

💞 MC is a Genshin Simp 💞

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{ AN: Omg! This is my first ask so thank you anon (๑ↀᆺↀ๑)/!! This is such a vibe too haha, I hope you like it! } Warnings: None [Maybe Refs and Chars you wont get if you dont play Genshin Impact] * Probably a bit OOC too *

Reader: Gender-Neutral [Default]

( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)

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< Genshin Impact was a game that took the human realm by storm, with its open-world gameplay, its competitive PvE and aesthatic settings, it was truly something that captured you the moment the beta was announced. Although, as with any Gacha games, you weren’t only attracted to the world and its setting.

No no.

The characters were truly the main eye candy of the game. You’d been worried that when you had been sucked into Devildom, you wouldn’t be able to access the game due to, yknow, realm differences, but luckily that wasn’t the case thanks to Levi, and hence why the moment it dropped, you had been spending your life savings simping for characters on every banner.

Yknow theres handsome bois in devildom too... Theyre just kinda waiting for you to put your game down for a moment and kinda notice em ～((Φ◇Φ)‡ >

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��⁽͑ ˚̀ ˙̭ ˚́ ⁾̉ฅ Lucifer

He usually doesn’t mind you playing games

Although, He would’ve preferred if you didn’t cause you kinda need to focus on your studies yknow?

But hey he’s not stopping you

Usually you would stay with him as he works, but he can’t seem to focus with you constantly begging beside him

Small little ‘please’ would be heard every now and then, and a sudden look of disappointment would show on your face.

He tried to ignore it, even giving little cues for you to quiet down, like clearing his throat

You didnt seem to pick up the hint though

He was just about to ask you what you were doing in the first place that has you praying beside him (which is hella rude) but your scream of happiness has him a little more irked and kinda taken back

“LUCIFER! I GOT HIM! LOOK LOOK I GOT HIM!”

You show him the screen showing your pull results

The character held a giant claymore with bright red hair

Before he can get another word in, you snatch your phone back and just sigh as if youd just had a heavenly (ironic) experience and mumble

“I seriously love him, Im so happy...”

Bro same though, Diluc pls come home

You were truly one of a kind, because youve just managed to break the Avatar of Pride’s... well.... Pride.

Did he just get cucked by a man in a video game?

Truly outrageous.

He seems to scoff and holds back a bit of an eye roll as he tries to focus back on his work

But boy oh boy, his salt is high

“If you are going to be causing a ruckus MC, May i suggest you doing it with Levi instead, I have no time for such games. I dont see why youre so caught up in such a character anyways, he looks quite basic.”

His words were sharp, and that was enough to shake you out of your fangirl/boy mode.

You were literally ready to fight the first born, a literal fucking fallen angel, for dissing Diluc like that

like

how dare

But then you notice how he seems to avoid your gaze and a small little red tint was on the tip of his ears.

Lucifer wouldve wanted to see you that happy with him, but no, a game character steals that spotlight.

Angey.

Instead of being intimidated by the sudden coldness, you giggle and finally close your phone and set it aside

You can continue celebrating and bragging about it later, for now, you wrap your arms around his arm and give him a small smooch on the cheek, which definitely makes him blush a tad bit

“Awww Luci dont be like that, Yknow I love you more”

Potential apocalypse has been diverted

But Lucifer does smile the smallest of smiles as he sighs, finding it silly to really get jealous over such a small thing and says

“I love you too, my dear... but you do have to make up for distracting me from my work...”

Well you kinda deserve it, so it wasnt long before both his work and your phone had been ditched

( After a while you do kinda see him quite similar to Diluc and it just makes you smile everytime you think about it, seems you have a thing for the strict cold men huh?)

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Σ(‘◉⌓◉’) Mammon

Why you simping for a fictional character when you already have him?!

He’s your first man!

Your homie!

“Yeah well hes my first 5* so can you blame me?”

S A D N E S S

But for real, this man is just so clingy

He has heard from Levi that you were playing a new game from the human world, and of course, he had wanted to see what it was about by watching you play.

But since it was quite grind-heavy gacha game, he grew a bit bored and asked you to come with him to hang out somewhere else, or even go to the casino and gamble his money away cause he just got goldie back

But no matter what he suggests, you were just so focused on your grinding.

He’d prefer a different kinda grinding right about now with how lonely he is, ya feel me?

But no, you still werent interested.

“Oi! Cmon MC, whats even so important about this?”

“I already told you Mammon, Im grinding for primogems from the event! Theyre gonna be gone soon and I just HAVE to get them! Ugh I swear to Diavolo, if I dont, Imma cry! I didnt get him on their first banner too... ugh!”

Wait no--

Cmon he doesnt want you to cry!

Mammon kinda stays silent for a bit as he watches you struggle to fight the monsters with your low level team, frustration growing on your face.

But as you finish, Mammon seems to snatch your phone

“Hey! whats the big deal Mammon?!”

“Shut up and show me where the store is geez”

Mammon’s demands kinda surprises you and you raise an eyebrow at him, but you do show where it was, and sit back for a while as Mammon just fiddles around with it. You werent sure what he was doing honestly, was he interested? Did you say anything that made him act this way? All you talked about the game was the gacha system so--

oh…

OH

“Mammon! Wait you dont have to---”

“There! I got you as much primo things, or whatever theyre called”

He already has tossed you your phone back and he crossed his arms, looking away as the red blush covers most of his cheeks.

You look at your phone and you honestly felt your heart speed up and stop at the same time at the amount of primos on your account, it was enough for a full 180 pull! If you dont get the limited character on the first 50-50, you have another shot!

You felt your own heart speed up and your face burn so hard, but you do mumble him a quick “But... But why though?”

“Cuz! If you start cryin’ Lucifer’s gonna beat my ass! Dont think I did it for you, you human! I just dont want him taking away Goldie again!”

“But I thought this was your gambling money, isnt it?”

“w-well!... I mean... Hmph.. Gachas kinda like gambling right?, I know Lucifers gonna hang me if he catches me in the casino again anyways, so I thought I might as well just do this... with you...or whatever...” Hes dying, help

But so are you!

Hes too fucking cute and you just glomp him and just hug him as tight as you can!!

Flusterred boi 100

But you do spend you afternoon on his lap, both of you rolling the full 180 in excitement, whether you get that boi/gal you simped for on the banner or not, you still were happy to spend some time with Mammon

He doesnt mind losing a bit of cash for you

but you do promise to pay him back (maybe with a few kissy)

But to be honest, Gacha probably will help him with his gambling addiction...

kinda...

He doesnt go to casinos anymore but he does whale with you now

Lucifer has such a mix feeling with these results.

But he still confiscates Goldie and your card on the end, yall need to chill.

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ヽ(。_°)ノ Leviathan

He probably wasn’t even interested on the game at first

He already has enough games to play, and it just looks like another rip off of some other game he saw not too long ago with that elf looking guy

But when you came to him asking for his help to get the game, you bet your ass that he felt a switch click

Suddenly it was incredibly interesting!

You do share your interests to him almost immediately

By interests, of course i mean the peeps you simp for

The sexy ara ara in the library of mondstat, the pirate looking ass of the guards, the pirate looking ass’s brother thats a wine owner and still highkey reminds you of Lucifer, the demon slayer--- You were actually unsure if you should talk about Xiao but hey hes cool

You explain it all!

From their lore to their voice lines and whatever

But honestly what do you expect from the Avatar of Envy?

Of course hes gonna be a bit jealous! He cant compare to any of these characters! Hes not as witty as that eye patch man, hes not as sophisticated as that red head, hes not as flirty as that ara ara either!

As you go on, you notice that Levi was kinda... half listening....

It made you pout, but then, it made you worried

Uh-oh you know that look

its that, ‘im overthinking’ look

So to snap him out of it, you kinda grab his face as gently as you can

“Need Grimm for your thoughts?”

He flushes and he immediately looks away, but you usher him to look at you as you coo and ask him whats wrong

It takes a bit till he kinda explains to you how hes feeling

In your relationship, you both were practicing being more open with each other, hence why you were proud of Levi for saying it

but you did feel kinda sad and frowned as he finishes explaining

“You... feel jealous?”

“Ugh d-dont say it out loud normie....”

He covers his face with his arm and you just cant help but shake your head with a fond smile, but you do need to address this and comfort him.

“Levi... when you fanboy about Ruri chan, did you ever think she was better than me?”

Your question made him frown and look at you in absolute worry

Did you actually think that you were below Ruri chan?

Of course hes an absolute simp for Ruri but.. cmon

Now that he thinks about it, he does talk about her a lot doesnt he? oh no...

“MC O-Of course not! I love Ruri chan yes, but you... I... I Love... you more...” Levi exe do be dying

But you smile at his response and gently kisses his cheek

“I think thats sweet Levi... But thats how I am too... Youre still better than any of these characters, youre real and they arent, youre mine and I am yours~ Youre my personal 5 star!” You wink at him and Levi just dips

his heart couldnt handle the cuteness and he died, ladies and gentlemen

but for real he did pass out

Must be from all the blood on his head from the blush

But ah, he does get it, and after being showered with love from you, He kinda slowly got over his jealousy

its not immediate but with simple reassurances, you can manage to reel him in and have fun with you

He does end up enjoying the game cause he gets to spend time with you, and he gets to show off when events happen 

He also goes out of his way to memorize locations for materials for you, and when youre sick or busy, he pilots your account

true gamer

But ironically enough hed probably start simping for a character too and of course, you both start bonding over that, which just makes Levi absolutely happy

I wonder if hed simp for Barbara, she is an idol afterall like Ruri chan

Probably lowkey for now

Afterall she looks like a minor so-----

( I dunno i searched shes 16-18 lol )

But regardless, I can imagine you both just cosplaying each others fav characters too

Its a wack looking ship cosplay but yall just simp for each other cause of it, its pretty fun but the rest of the brothers just finds it hella weird

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I only have energy for these 3 as always, Im sorry! But i promise Ill do the rest!! I hope you guys do enjoy, and Id love some feedback on the characters personalities cause I know they can be a bit Ooc, But feel free to send me an ask! Im pretty open lol 〜(￣△￣〜)

[everyothermouse]

New story talk time :D featuring art wrow. mostly tlking bout the charactwrs for now but badically They're all a bunch of high schoolers who are friends and get lost in the woods one night. Basically rhe woods actually houses this massive parasitic monster that's trying to eat them, it can send out different fragments- there are these wolf things that are it's anger, all the birds in the forest are its ears, etc. It's fun cus in the end they realize that even the things they thought were safe are monstrous- its like if in dnd u were relieved to defeat a mimic grate in a sewer system only to find out the whole sewer system is one big mimic yknow. but ya still, this post is just silly character things

also the characters are all based off discord bots because the discord server fixation grind don’t stop 💪

Care

She/they/it/love/ probably more neos, will have to search or yall can suggest

The only one I have art of so far, here ya go

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Token backpack wearer

Mom and therapist friend

Forgets to eat, which is why they always carry snacks, water, etc

Sjw/pos

Pan and demi

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Fred

He/him ey/em, any pronouns

Always carries around a recorder and a phone for music and recording audio logs (along with recording any neat sounds they find, just because stimmy but also for potentially using in their own music)

Typically low on sleep (insomniac unpog) but is thus always the friend to call if u need company after ur 1 am breakdown

Always wears big hoodies

The kind of friend you go to if you need someone to just hang out without talking, yknow? Just generally chill.

Goes on walks every morning, u can always come walk by him without being forced to converse ifs that's the friend you need

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PK

Mainly it/its but also she/they and neos

Socially anxious host of the Kit system

Best friends with tupper

Typically the more nervous one of the group, but is very creative

Has maladaptive daydreamer swag, L

Basically has no friends outside of the other bots, incredibly awkward around all of its friends friends

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YAGPDB

no pronouns

Introject of the YAGPDB bot in the Kit system, is a robot

No emotions, steps in to the front in high stress situations to calm the body and get to safety

Has a tendency to just Ignore People if they're not necessary to talk to, was informed this was rude but still does not make an effort to talk to others unless they talk to them first. Is one of the only people Fred will talk to out of nowhere cus he knows it's not that yag doesn't want to talk yag just Won't unless talked to first

In general though spends a lot of the front time just sitting silently next to Fred lol

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Birthday

He/him

Just a little guy!!! Mood booster and little in the Kit system, always thinks it's his birthday or someone else's

I dont think he understands what a birthday is but he's having a good time. Should not be allowed in the body at stores he will buy cupcakes (thats a joke, cupcakes trigger him to cofront if the body sees cupcakes cupcakes are being bought)

Dumb as rocks, has no idea what is going on /pos

Very nice and outgoing to everyone :D just a pal! Happy birthday!

Not gonna talk abt them for now but poketwo is also an alter in the kit system, PK, YAG, and birthday are just the most frequent fronters in social situations so their who we get to hear abt /lh

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Tupper

?/eye/cryp/lost/■/deer

PK's imaginary friend who may or may not actually be a monster fragment (lil spirit from the woods sent as a part of the forest as an entity- Tupper is the eyes)

Silly but very sweet shapeshifter, mostly turns into animals and A human form

Pretty much always with PK but tends to run and hide when YAG is out, ? can decide who sees them but can't really discriminate between people in the same body so ? has to go full squirrel mode and get outta there

Likes to help people who are having identity troublea by appearing to them and helping them, though ? doesnt tell PK abt this cus ? still needs to pretend to be ~imaginary~

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thats rhe charavters, heres da rest of the rambling featuring more art

Thinking abt giving the kit system a gir hoodie as their main outfit /pos With way too big sleeves, yag just let's them hang off like they're not even there, birthday flaps them around cus happy stim go brrr!! Pk like tugs on the sleeves cus nervous stim, and is also constantly having to pull them up awkwardly to do stuff only for them to falk back down or be tugged back down

OHG ALSO. They take bad care of their hair (birthday tugs on it, pk fidgets with jt alot and has it in a hood otherwise) so care brushes it for them :ooo: pk won't let them cus she doesn't like people touching them, but the others do, love usually tries to sneak in taking care of the Kit system when yag is fronting cus yag always wants to keep the body healthy so care can just go "hey drink this water eat this snack sit in the sun lemme brush ur hair take a shower" and yag will just go "Ok." it's the easiest time care has taking care of anyone

Poke also likes to infodump to care while they brush its hair :D

PFF ALSO

Care: pl…please…. just brush ur hair….. let me take care of it at least…. please…..

Pk, straightening their incredibly matted, knotted, and damaged hair: no

I'm a pk scene kid truther tbh, I think it deserves it yknowI'm a pk scene kid truther tbh, I think it deserves it yknow

Fred is equally hard to take care of, like he'll eat but ask em to sleep at a reasonable hour and "no 🥰" ahskehfjtkg

Naurr u hear the piercings on the floor sound at school and Fred and Pk just stare at each other panicked like. Was that you or was that me. WAS THAT YOU OR WAS THAT ME-

Also quote from my friend redstone whihc is Correct ”for some reason i keep imagining Fred as someone that just wears sweet pants and the same jacket for a week straight. the periodically, he just, goes all out with how he dresses. just picks a random aesthetic and they match it perfectly”

anyways bak to ME quotes

Thinking about Disease /pos. Yes I could just have them be a silly little horror one shot but the idea of them all being effected by whatever it is that created the monster once they leave the forest is funky, not superheroes more just, they enter human and exit something not quite.

I'm just imagining u shine a flashlight at fred who's in the fridge in the middle of the night and hums eyes are quite literally reflective like a cat ttashjejf

Also the idea of carebot being subtley horrifying brings my heart joy, Nice characters being just slightly off is a trope that fucks I'm right /pos

Tupper is already hella off so no change there ahiebeirto

OO. FRED WIF GLOWING FRECKLES…. Fred who emits weird frequencies and can take over radio waves without any technology. I just think it would be fun with his audio theme! And ey could just like. Project music into their friends houses ahwjehdjfg

This is basically Fred at YAG

Am I gonna make Fred incredibly objectum?? Who's to say yknow who's to say, all I know is Fred really loves YAG and yag, can't exactly feel love, but still understands Fred as a positive influence and someone of high priority to protect

(Abt fred) Major autism haver. Very light sensitive, actually always carries a case with prescription sunglasses (sometimes has care carry it tho)

Thinking about pk actively making an effort to get their whole arm decked up in kandi despite always wearing that sweater with the sleeves too big for them

[lotti-lyric]

Heyyyy😋😋 a bnha romantic matchup would be totes fun!

My pronouns are she/her and im pansexual!

Im an INTP, pisces sun, Aquarius moon and libra rising, my hogwarts house is Slytherin, and my divergent faction is Eurodite (this is useless info but still fun to know 🤷🏻‍♀️), my love languages are quality time and acts of service. I like doing and watching live theatre, reading, partying, working out (sometimes), shopping, dancing, singing, music, I dislike being told the obvious, and being repeated things over and over again, people who are disrespectful, being told what to do, i will do things on my own time and on my own terms tyvm. Appearance: im around 5’1, shoulder length wavy dark brown hair and dark brown almond shaped eyes. I have an ivory ish skin tone. Im mexican Im an ambivert, i can be an extrovert EASY but there are times where i just need peace and quiet, Im awkward when it comes to meeting new people and im assuming that it comes off as rude cause many people have told me they thought I hated them at first🤧 i swear im nice. Im the type of person to confidently answer a question and get it wrong. Im pretty confident and outgoing and honestly my main goal is to get along with people and just be a fun and confident person that just brightens everyones day. Fun fact: From time to time i blank out and start speaking rapid fire fluent spanish- especially when im tired. Ok so in a partner i want someone who can Party AND just have a chill day and be able to just appreciate each other’s presence and have a natural flowy and fun conversation. Communication is so so so important to me and just supporting and being there for each other is enough. Like if they come to all my shows i will propose to them on the spot. Also someone who will take time to genuinely learn about me and my interests, i would absolutely adore to take my s/o with me to visit my family in mexico and genuinely enjoy it. Im a big family person btws. Wether they’re shy or not I’ll ask them to dance, if they cant thats ok cause i will teach them ✊🏼

. And thats my fantasy for a s/o 🤧tysm have a good day/night mwah 🤟🏼

charlotte’s interlude 💗- hi!! sorry for the delay again! you seem so cool, this was super fun to write!! enjoy and have an incredible day!!

warnings;

i match you with…

Kyoka Jirou!! (aka Earphone Jack)

this just gives off the same vibe!! ^

you both frequent community theatres together and watch productions!!

reading pressed up against each other, back to back in a comfortable silence

PLAYING MUSIC AND SINGING TOGETHER AAAAA the duet potential yall 😩

she appreciates your extroverted side but also loves your more introverted side!!

^ it’s nice to have someone who can talk in public for her but also someone who she knows she can just recharge and relax with

she’s on the more awkward side for first meetings too so don’t worry!! she won’t judge you based on your initial interaction

she loves how confident you are!! she def admires and looks up to that aspect of your personality the most 💗

she’ll def learn some spanish so she can understand what youre saying when you blank!!

right from the get go, your communication is everything!! supporting each other, talking through your feelings, right from the start it’s on point 1000%

expect her at all your shows with all her friends and tons of gifts!! you’ll know they’re all there since they’re cheering the loudest 💀

she’d def love to meet your family (they’d get along so great, she knows how much it means to you!) and go to mexico with you!! (if she’s rich she’ll def fund the trip for yall 💃🏼)

[oneprompt]

You've been doing such an amazing job.

I was wondering if you'd be up for relationship headcanons for Yamato, Ulti and if you're up for it Shakky? With a Male S/O if thats okay.

Please and Thank you so so much. You did such a wonderful job with the NSFW requests from the otherday

authors note : hello ! my apologies for not doing any writing yesterday ;; i shall try and do all / most of my rqs today <3 i’d be happy to write these , yes ! i hope you enjoy them to the fullest

Yamato x M! Reader Relationship Headcanons

• Yamato is an extremely physical person. Especially when it comes to things such as hugging! Hugging is their favourite thing. They enjoy physical affection due to lacking much connection for the twenty years they were tucked away.

• With that being said, Yamato is ignorant to things like PDA. If they suddenly kiss you infront of people, they won’t show a ton of shame. What, is it weird to kiss in public? They have zero clue! Very.. unaware of certain things

• They’re a bit reckless and often need assistance navigating through certain tasks. Mainly it’ll be basic things such as cooking or cleaning. Even if Yamato is embarrassed of needing help because ‘ the great Kozuki Oden never needs help ! ‘, they enjoy every bit of moment you two get together. Especially if you’re helping them bake something. It’s a sweet moment!

• If you arent from Wano, get ready for endless info dumping about Kozuki Oden! Yamato has a ton of pride for their home country and loves it to bits. Yamato would also ask about which island you originate from and would love for you to tell them all about it. They never got to travel and would love for your home island to be the first to sail to!

• You and Yamato’s night routine often consists of taking a warm bath together and then cuddling tight until you two can sleep. No funny business in the bath, Yamato sees bathing with another person, regardless of gender, as a completely normal thing. But if you aren’t comfortable with such a thing, Yamato will oblige and take separate ones. Although, they might be a bit bummed..

• Yamato will be overjoyed if you also know Luffy! They’ll definitely want to hang out with you both sometimes. But, you do get a tad bit jealous of Luffy from time to time... Yamato is quick to reassure you, though! With lots of proud shouting about how much they love you and huuge bear hugs, just for you.

Ulti x M! Reader Relationship Headcanons

• Ulti is certainly one of the most protective people ever. I mean, look at how she is with Page One. And imagine applying such behaviour onto a partner? This girl will do anything to keep you safe.

• She’s prone to rapid mood swings. One second, Ulti will be all over you, going on about how cute you are, to being a bit rude at you the next second. Ulti is a very confusing woman, truly.

• Most dates would consist of shopping. Ulti loves cute things and that is no secret. She always says you’re ‘just there to hold her bags’ but we all know that’s a lie. Ulti enjoys your company a whole lot and loves you more then anything.

• Would probably want at least one matching outfit with you. But you have to be prepared for something eccentric and frilly, like her fluffed out cotton button up. Even if Ulti’s style is a bit silly, it’s better to obey her then provoke the monster within her, right?

• Ulti would rather have you get along with her brother then not. She loves Page One very much! And getting along with him is incredibly easy. The man isn’t much of a fighter or anything when it comes to words, as he’s rather passive in comparison to his sister.

• Ulti’s love language is definitely giving gifts. And small pieces of physical affection. She’s not one to say ‘i love you’ a lot. Not that she doesn’t! She does, trust me. It’s just embarrassing to say that, isn’t it? And Ulti is a very prideful person, she’d rather die then let her pride melt away.

Shakky x M! Reader Relationship Headcanons

• The living embodiment of the word ‘chill’. Even as a lover, Shakky is rather mellow and unbothered. She’s less romantic and more so flirty/reading, i’d have to say.

• Would love to have you help run her bar. Not only is it helpful, but it gives you two more time together without her work interfering much. Shakky finds your company to be a ton of fun, she wants to spend as much time with you as she can. But as i said, the woman is rather fine with anything. If you can’t go, Shakky is quick to brush it off. Not that she wouldn’t be a bit down by the sudden absence but she’s a full grown woman, she knows not everyone can do what she wants them to do.

• Shakky will tell you a ton of stories from her youth, if you’re interested in such a thing. She’ll be especially eager if you yourself are / were a pirate. As it’s heavily implied she was once a pirate, expect a ton of interesting stories out of this woman. She’s full of surprise.

• She isn’t too into PDA but she’ll come up and pet your back from time to time while you two are behind the counter within the bar. Shakky isn’t huge of hugging or anything like that, she appreciates the little things more then the bigger ones. Like small caresses and what not appeal to her more then hugs, hand holding, and so on.

• When men don’t pay at her bar, Shakky is quick to give you a show by punishing them with a rather harsh beating. She likes reminding you of how tough she is, how capable she still is, even at her age. Shakky always loves to see how excited and amused you are by her enclosed strength.

• Shakky loves having a funny partner. If you can make a ton of non repetitive jokes, you may as well have Shakky as your bride at that point. She’s a simple woman, as long as you can amuse her, it’ll last.