#thats does sound absolutely unlivable in that weathet
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I saw this post last night and thought that sounded like a really cute outfit (shame about the balls though) and wanted to draw it
you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday
#thats does sound absolutely unlivable in that weathet#but a corduroy dress sounded really cute#i have no idea what you look like so i just drew a random girl in it#but her balls are seaturtled right now#anyway if this is weird just ignore me#if anybody ever asks about this drawing irl ill say it was inspired by poetry
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