#thats also why it took so long (friggin brain)

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mr grump and his golden ray of sunshine

i just wanted to draw their contrasting outfit choices (all the clothes vs none of the clothes lol) but edward’s a possessive lil bitchh so here we are

lineart and another close up ⬇️

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Episode 6-Play by Play Reactions (Spoilers)

I’m so nervous and excited. Disclaimer: I have spoiled a few minor things for myself for this episode because I’m a self sabotaging dummy who does this whenever I get anxious about a form of media I am watching.

I’m so friggin nervous ahhhhhhhhh

Please tom Hiddleston, don’t do me dirty

Screw you renslayer

Istg if anyone betrays anyone I’m going to riot

Man I miss Classic!Loki already

Isn’t this the music that played when Steve?

OH MY GOSH IM GOING TO CRY WITH ALL OF THE AUDIO REFERENCES

Lol the peter quill lines are perfect because I legit just watched GotG

Nelson Mandela?

Vision???

Lmao Sylvie saying “open your eyes!” Gave me legend of Zelda breath of the wild flashbacks

My heart is rattling against my rib cage with excitement and anxiety

Spoopy castle

Aha another scene or at least location from the trailers!

Oof they’re both anxious too

Pretty gold veins

You were pruned before he even existed? What? No you weren’t? You were kidnapped but not pruned. You were only just pruned lmao.

If kang isn’t the baddy I’m gonna look like such an idiot

AGHH!

Good God that stopped my heart.

He who remains?

KANG?

I don’t trust you Miss Minutes

Man I wanna kill Thanos

Miss minutes I don’t trust you, TEMPTRESS!

If he could make it work, then why couldn’t he allow the timeline to break free normally then huh?

“We write our own destiny now.” Bite me Miss Minutes

Ren Slayer I hope you get chucked into space

How self aware is miss minutes exactly?

I’m actually surprised that Renslayer doesn’t know who it is

Miss minutes is so creepy what the freak

The music is so damn good

“Are we sure he’s even still alive?” Judging by the opening of the door, I’m assuming that yes.

Uhhh hi?

Is this kang?

Or Ryuk lmao

I’m hoping he’s more serious than this jokey seemingly unserious dude. I need some angst.

Is this Kang?

Cmon

So much for easy to kill I guess

Where’s doctor strange when you need him?

I bet classic!loki could kill him easily…

I miss alligator Loki and kid Loki…

Doctor strange sanctum vibes

Hey heart, can you stop beating in my chest? You’re gonna kill me

HAHAHAHAHA YESSSS MOBIUS

Kill her please. I won’t be sad. Do it.

You’re not sorry. Shut up.

HAHAHAHA YEA BOIIIIIII

Ohio? Oh gosh is this a school?

RENSLAYER???

Hahaha she’s just a principal

HAHAHA BREAK THEIR MINDS

Don’t you dare insult my Loki. Love you Sylvie, but she’s nothing compared to Loki in my mind and never will be.

This music is gonna give me a heart attack

Help

Oh so this has happened before?

Wannabe God…

My BPM has got to be like 100

Paved the road? Soooo are you a Loki or???

Who are you? Please be kang or else I’m gonna friggin have to eat a rock like I promised.

This dude is literally a Fan Fiction writer oml

Sylvie? Please trust Loki. Don’t betray him.

Yea yea Renslayer I know that it’s crazy your whole life is a lie but you’re an idiot.

You’re a variant too you dumb dumb.

Yea you betrayed him. You betrayed the timeline.

Where the hell are you going?

PRUNE HER

DO IT

OH COME ON

PRUNE HER FOR CRIPES SAKE

Ughhhhhhh cmon Mobius…

In search of free will? What? Then WHY NOT TAKE MOBIUS WITH YOU

Dang that was disappointing Mobius got knocked down that easily…

Oh my gosh Tom Hiddleston’s voice is rumbling in my headphones good God

Kang?

Kang?

KANG THE CONQUEROR?

PLEASE

GIVE ME AFFIRMATION

Oof even he has variants

Dude loves Apples more than Ryuk

But he also sat on the chair like L

Is he like a celestial? Related to one?

Hush you wannabe Saint

Alioth?

Okay but HOW did you harness its power. What’s your technology then? You can’t just say that and not explain how.

Is he drunk?

Okay L

He’s like L, Light Yagami, and Ryuk all in one.

Your variants? Then who are you?

GAMBIT LIKE FROM THE X MEN UNIVERSE? I’m kidding… sigh…

Okay mandalorian

My heart is still beating fast why

If I don’t make another appearance again, know I died of a heart attack

Why would he give up control huh?

Is he a Loki?

“I’m older.” Dude you look like you’re 30 tops. What’s your secret? How are you immortal if you’re only man? Or are you not a midgardian?

Both sitting with swords.

Multiversal war heh? DOCTOR STRANGEEEEE THEYRE AT IT AGAIN

He’s kinda calling her out a lil lmao

Both of them

HEART CAN YOU CALM DOWN?? I TOOK MY PILLS! WHY YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME A PANIC ATTACK.

Hello? Something happening you didn’t expect?

Threshold?

Of what?

This dude is a good actor. He’s playing the demented, crazed, power man well.

What’s the third option? There can’t only be two.

My heart is friggin dumb. Can you not??? I’m legitimately annoyed by how hard and fast it’s beating.

What’s that in your hand buddy?

Bud?

What, is it an honesty detector or something?

You can really tell this guy is tired of life and everything

Aaaaand they’re fighting

Girls girls, you’re both pretty. Can I go home now?

Oh no…

Sylvie, no, stop it.

SYLVIE!!! Trust Loki!

Cmon there has to be a third option

Sylvie DAMMIT

TRUST HIM

Protagonists fight before the climax cliche *ding!*

GET OUT OF MY HEAD CINEMASINS

Dammit now she knows magic too

HE DOESN’T WANT THE THRONE YOU DUMB DUMB

“I don’t want to hurt you. I don’t want a throne. I just want… I just want you to be okay.”

OH?

OH?

HELLO?

It’s the onceler fandom all over again

Kiss and betrayal

COME ON MAN

Loki can’t catch a break. He just gets betrayed again and again.

How did she know how to use that.

Oop. Rip.

“See you soon.”

Sylvie, you messed up.

Now what?

Poor doctor strange. Dudes gonna have his hands full lmao.

Tom Hiddleston BETTER be in Dr. Strange Multiverse of Madness

My chest is actually moving from how hard my heart is beating what the heck

Poor Loki

All he knows is pain and hurt. And whenever he thinks he’s getting love, love, like a dagger, hurts him.

CMON TOM DONT MAKE ME CRY WITH YOUR STELLAR ACTING

How is this going to end????

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

Mobius???

WHY DID MOBIUS FORGET HIM

NEW STATUE? IS IT TOO LATE?

WHAT

THATS THE END????

WHAT?

BUT

BUT

BUT

WHAT???

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

HOW

WHY

WHAT THE HELL?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN CREDITS??????????

Funky music but…

WHAT

WHAT IS HAPPENING

WHY DID MOBIUS FORGET LOKI

WHY DID THE TIME KEEPERS STATUE GET REPLACED?

END CREDIT SCENE?

SEASON 2 CONFIRMED OKAY SO

AGHHHHHHHHHH!

I—WHAT?

BUT

BUT

WHEN IS SEASON 2???

HOW LONG WILL I HAVE TO WAIT?

WAS THAT KANG OR DO I HAVE TO EAT A ROCK?

WILL SEASON TWO FOLLOW DIRECTLY AFTER SEASON ONE OR IS THIS LEADING UP TO THE DR STRANGE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS AND WILL SEASON TWO FOLLOW THAT?

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MY HEART

SYLVIE WHY

YOU TRAITOR

BUT AT LEAST IT WASN’T A BETRAYAL IN THE WAY I FEARED IT WOULD BE

BUT STILL

I AM LOOKING AT THE CREDITS IN THE OTHER LANGUAGES TO SEE IF THEY REFER TO HE WHO REMAINS AS KANG

I DON’T WANT TO EAT A ROCK

MY BRAIN IS MELTING

MY HEART IS… AGHHHHHHHHHHH

[louhearted]

36, 28, 12 ;)

36. Favourite bookmark??

i dont actually use them, not anymore because ive actually started remembering the pages im on, which is a friggin break through for me dfkjgndh my sister always used to make fun of me when i got angry after she would close my book (Accidentally most of the time sdlkgnjdlfh), but i literally could NOT remember the page i was on, and couldnt even find it by reading through a few pages again. it was always as if the entire story was just deleted from my brain as soon as the book fell shut dflgnjdfh but NOW I GOT IT!!

but i did find a beautiful bookmark recently when i sorted through my old books to find ones i could give away to charity. and there was a BEAUTIFUL one with a painting by francois boucher on it. i dont know the original title but in german it’s called “das ruhende mädchen”, one of my all time fave paintings actually AND it looked beautiful on the bookmark!

28. First book that comes to mind, tell us about it. Rant

THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY. because i just finished it. and let me tell you. oh my god. so first of all, let’s pretend i have something negativ to say about it, which is a lie, but lets PRETEND im a very mature critique and all that: everyone knows the story of dorian gray, just like everyone knows the story of frankenstein, even though most people have not actually read them. so they know embellished versions, as i did, and they are most of the time WAY more fantastic and with several other plotlines written in, that make entire 3 hour long movies out of a short novel (im looking at you movie from 2009 about dorian gray dlfkjgnldfh). So i have to say that the end of the book was a bit abrupt to me, because i was so used to like.... MORE drama. and if i wanted to be really mean, since i already brough up frankenstein: frankenstein did NOT give me that short moment of “oh :( thats it?” sdkjglkdfnh BUT. who am i kidding. tpodg is a fucking mASTERPIECE and thank the GAYS that it ended when it did and im gonna bleach all movie versions from my brain. because they are not worthy. oscar wilde has never written anything that wasnt 100% true. like every sentence is just dripping with wisdom and snark and poetry and art and UNDERSTANDING of the world. it just....... i had to put down the book so many times because i was just like: they are just having tea why did their conversation just change my entire goddamn life???

you know what im a sucker for??? the topus of beauty being cruel and beauty meaning fear and beauty being something idk.... tangible. something... REAL. so obviously this book grabbed me by the balls and ruined me. just......... ARGH. ALSO the gayness. like i know my boi oscar, i do, but somehow i still thought nah it cant be that gay, thats just us gay people wanting to read what we want to read, but damn my dad really took no prisoners. GOD. just i wanna cut the novel into tiny tiny pieces, every letter on a separate piece of paper and then i want someone to threw the pieces over me, like rose petals. because thats what the novel felt like.

and lets pretend the entire content didnt matter (i mean.... thats an impossible task but bear with me) the WORDS alone?? THE IMAGERY??? the words were DRIPPING. like i didnt know that was possible but they WERE. every description of nature or humans or decorations.... everytime COLOUR came into play just........ saturated dripping sensual succulent colours. and at the same time like.... he elevates everything. reading this is like discovering pantheism, but at the same time, and thats somehow gonna haunt me the most? and IDK WHY iT WAS JUST SO BRILLIANT??? when he compared a slick wet street in the night to a macintosh??? like YES but HOW DID HE FIND THAT SIMILE?? LIKE HES COMPLETELY RIGHT THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE BUT ???HIS BRAIN????

AND THEN. lets DO go back to the content. i want to PROTECT basil with my LIFE. he DESERVED BETTER. HES MY SON!!! and Harry.... oh lord henry. jsut. i hate him but i love him you know? hes just..... wow. but who needs men when you can marry harry’s cousin? was she his cousin?? i dont remember at the moment but god. marry me pls? thank you.

and just to summarise this: the plot alone, to separate the soul from the body, the fact that sins show on your body, in your expressions............... i just. i am so blown away. just by everything. and COUPLED TO THAT. HARRYS TALK ABOUT SINS pretty much at the beginning..... the gayness of it all, and the beauty of it all, and the PASSION of it all and just.... obviously we shouldnt all become dorian, like thats not the moral of the story, but GOD I WANNA LIVE FOR MY PASSIONS ONLY.

so dlfkgjnldfh that was TRULY a rant. and in true rant fashion i wont proofread it dlfkgnjdfh

12.How many books have you read this month??

hmmm counting only april, only the picture of dorian gray, plus half of “the castle of otranto”, but if we count the last thirty days as a month (loopholes man, i love them) then lots and lots more because i had to read so much for my term papers xP

thank you bab!! this rant was good for me in terms of getting out of my own head

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