#thats a whole political analysis right there tbh

[sapphicfandompirate]

One Piece Chapter 1098 Initial Thoughts. This chapter is dark... (Uh, TW for like rape and sex trafficking and a dying child. Damn)

Oh God. Bonney's mom being sex trafficked wasn't on my bingo card but ok here we are

I am a bit confused as to what Ginny's illness was. But it seems like that's the point. Well at least this anime mom disease is less generic.

But I think Kuma may have one of the saddest backstories wtf. He didn't want to marry her because he was afraid she would become a slave, and she became a slave anyways forced to marry a celestial dragon. Not only a slave but a sex slave. Yo wtf...

Oh ok so Bonney is the child of a celestial dragon? Does that mean she's a celestial dragon? And Kuma raised Ginny's child as his own. Ok hold I need a minute, and someone to protect this precious man.

Hi Sabo. Nice to see you.

I don't think I cried this hard since Brook's backstory. Jesus Christ

Bonney has the illness!!!! NO!!!!!

"Where would you like to go when you get better"

Oda just shoot me it would hurt less

Oh she thinks she'll be better after her tenth birthday. Someone protect this precious child. Excuse me while I continue to sob.

Oh ok, so the douchbag king is up to now good, how the hell does this get pinned on Kuma?

Ok so now that the chapter is over, more thoughts:

Something is up with Bonney's age tho, we all kinda predicted that tho. But I'm still curious on who Connie is? Seven years ago she was five? IDK I am so confused by the timeline right now, how old Bonney is, and when Kuma became a cyborg and everything.

I'm going to need to do an entire panel by panel analysis there is so much information. First I need to stop crying long enough to see the pages.

So it seems like the trip to Egghead is to figure out a cure? Oh and her face piercing is connected to the illness scars thing?

Also, what's going on with Oda? The chapter isn't finished? Is he ok? He could have taken an extra week, he has before, so whats going on? There's a break next week, so I hope he'll be ok.

Anyways I'm going to go continue to sob. Peace.

[mithliya]

I fully get your critique of what you’re describing as political lesbians but in my own experience this doesn’t fully capture who the majority of self-described political lesbians are. Many women I have met who use that moniker say that once they came to understand fully through feminist engagement how patriarchy works and the dynamics they had experienced in their own relationships with men, romantic or otherwise, and once they had experienced intentional women-only space for the first time, they lost all attraction to men and gained attraction to women, felt confident that they would never again feel that attraction to men again, and felt that, in retrospect, their attraction to men had been an unhealthy expression of sexuality. So they identify as political lesbians because they experienced the development of their sexuality alongside political development. I have met some women who are the common polilez caricature but I also know plenty of other women who have gone on to have very long-term relationships, including marriages, with women and have never shown any interest in men since. These women don’t feel that they were born with a specific sexuality, but I as a lesbian without a heterosexual past, don’t think their experiences invalidate mine. What do you think about this? Am I naively welcoming imposters? Genuine question btw, because while I value your critique I also feel like there are a lot of women who don’t fit the analysis.

i can understand why they think that makes them lesbians but thats just bisexuality tbh and i do think they need to respect lesbians enough to distinguish between having had attraction to men that no longer exists (which is a very valid and common enough bisexual experience!) and being someone who never experienced (& never will) attraction to men. being exclusively attracted to women is not just a thing we are experiencing now, or for the last 10 years, but rather something we have experienced our whole lives.

plenty of bisexuals speak of the experience of having gone a period of time only attracted to one sex and then going another period of time only attracted to another sex. that's where the whole "sexuality is fluid" phrase comes from and that's the context it exists to justify. i reject the idea that sexuality in general is fluid tho, because that would impy that as lesbians we may just be into a man one day and our sexuality could just change from lesbian to bisexual. that reminds me of the "you'll find the right guy" or "you'll change your mind as you get older" rhetoric that is disproportionately directed at lesbians.

you're right that there are political lesbians who aren't necessarily saying they "chose" to be lesbians, but they do argue that it's possible for your sexuality to change or for you to change your sexuality. another common argument of theirs is that bisexuals are perverted & "greedy" and if a bisexual woman really acknowledged the evils of men, they would no longer be attracted to them and therefore not claim to be bisexuals but instead call themselves lesbians too.

so i don't disagree that some operate under the basis that sexuality can change once you're informed of the reality of misogyny & the reality of men.. but i still think that's not a lesbian experience and i think it's harmful to argue that it is a lesbian experience. their argument also goes the other way and people use the same logic to argue to lesbians that we are just being close-minded and if we just stop being man-hating (as if every lesbian is man-hating lol) that we will be able to open ourselves up to being with a good man. the same logic is used by TRAs, they argue that if we simply changed our perspectives, we would see that twaw and therefore want to be with the opposite sex (as long as that person is claiming to be a woman, i guess) i still think such women cause damage to lesbians and are harmful to us. there's all sorts of polilezzes and im sure some are even actual lesbians who just subscribe to a lesbophobic ideology (the same way there's poc who subscribe to white supremacist ideals) but at the end of the day, the ideology itself is lesbophobic and perpetuates various lesbophobic ideals

[shireviews]

“painter of the night” (야화첩)

by byeonduck

“Na-kyum is a young painter with an exceptional talent: creating erotic images of men. Though he has published a few collections under a pseudonym, he has decided to quit painting. Then Seungho, a young nobleman, barges into his life. A hell-raiser notorious for his insatiable lust, Seungho forces Na-kyum to become his private painter. However, the nights that await Na-kyum are beyond anything he could have imagined.”

status: ongoing

warnings⚠️: kidnapping, rape

this is literally like every asian historical drama ever but 50 shades of GAY

tldr

✨the plot✨

one night, our resident orphaned, high-functional alcoholic, nakyum is given a job offer by our resident sodomy-loving lord seungho for his UNIQUE ability to paint hentai erotica that ERECTS SEUNGHOS LOINS! however, nakyum declines, makes excuses, and gets a guy killed all because he is a ･ﾟ✧*changed*✧･ﾟ man and does not paint that absurdity anymore.

does seungho listen? of course not, this is a yaoi.

so lo and behold, nakyum is kidnapped and forced to watch and paint seungho and his plus one jihwa get it on. but when nakyums refusal to paint becomes a problem for seungho and his ding-a-ling, mega-nerd jung inhun is introduced as leverage. why? because softboi nakyum adores inhun and would do anything to see his teacher’s political career pop off; even paint seungho and his mega schlong. 

however! more! drama! ensues! when we learn that inhun is the reason nakyum stopped painting. but if stop painting he remains, then undoubtedly would inhuns non-existent career be ruined by seungho, and nakyum loves his teacher way too much for that to happen. 

the painting sessions then begin to involve NAKYUM ON SEUNGHO action which threatens and angers seunghos plus one jihwa cough irrelevant cough enough to put out a hit on nakyum. so yeah season 1 ends with an assassin coming 4 nakyums a$$ and inhun finding out and calling nakyum a prostitute.

hooray for season 2

✨the character development✨

yoon seungho

this man went from pegging 5+ men in one night theres a reason ho is in his name to ONLY pegging nakyum on the reg if thats not character dev idk what is 

at least theres consent in season 2 

baek na-kyum

he cries so damn much but i mean given his circumstances it could be worse. idek what to say about character development for nakyum like the only thing that develops is his endurance to seunghos bullshit so i mean theres that 

it’ll come to me later i swear

jihwa

hoe

jung in-hun

he was a tolerable character but gradually got worse and worse if they dont bury this silly mofo in season 2

he couldnt take the hint for like 90% of season 1 and when he finally did, had the audacity to call nakyum a prostitute like homie that is not the move -- he is the whole reason why your literature and career is even being CONSIDERED atm and you go and call him a whore great work

✨the porn✨

censoring system: light sabers

first smut scene: chapter 1 they said yall wanna see sum real speed

favorite smut scene: chapter 45 the consent is immaculate

least favorite smut scene: they were all okay

i will now proceed to summarize my analysis of every single smut scene in this yaoi 

meat and ren can suck it

🔞 = major smut scenes

chapter 1 + 2: 

sudden, not an actual smut tbh u just see images of seungho blowing/pegging his plus one 

chapter 3 + 4:

first scene!

pegging galore god

multiple rounds seungho said STAMINA

imagine getting that horny from a bunch of pictures cant relate

chapter 8:

orgy gone wrong

chapter 9:

orgy gone right

nakyum beats his meat

chapter 13 + 14 + 15:

nipples, blowjobs, fingering, multiple positions

plus one gets jealous lmfao

chapter 16:

nakyum x seungho omg periodt pooh

����chapter 20 + 21:

NAKYUM X SEUNGHO PERIODT

technically rape since nakyum thinks hes doing it with inhun learned sir poor babe

hes enjoying it (???) 

lord

he remembers NOTHING LMFAOAOAO

🔞chapter 25 + 26:

we’re border lining killing stalking rape god this is not how you recover memory loss seungho

hes enjoying it (???^#!!#$^&&%%$)

we all hate seungho whats new

chapter 27 + 28:

follow up blowjob but dont get caught by inhun wowza

this is oral rape oh my god

🔞chapter 31 + 32:

nakyum x seungho development we love to see it

less rape more noncon

they’re enjoying it 

multiple rounds and positions they said FLEXIBILITY AND STAMINA

SEUNGHOS MASSIVE HORSE SCHLONG SENT NAKYUM INTO A FEVER LMFAOAOAOAO

chapter 36 + 37:

less rapey blowjob for NAKYUM THIS TIME LESGOO

squishy seungho cheeks and not the ass cheeks

chapter 39:

the ancient version of public sex

🔞chapter 42:

nakyum initiated it this time omg what he did get slapped tho

yea nakyum is a sex crier

fin.

✨the v✨

this was the second yaoi i read and although better than killing stalking imo, it still retains that rapey energy so uh 

i first read this in april and as of writing this in late july, out of all the yaois ive read in those three months, painter of the night still remains one of my favorite art styles. literally nothing drawn in this style can be ugly.

also fun fact, i binge read the first season of painter of the night in like a day and the ENTIRE time i was listening to mayday by crush ft. joy and now i cannot listen to that song without associating it with seungho and his horse sized manhood good day and good night

🦋 make your puthy throb percentage: 96%

[discountdyke]

I know nothing about TMA but I’m a gossip pls release the rant if you’d like 👀

firstly id like to say this ask is a christmas gift in itself, i LOVE an excuse to rant about tma. this is gonna be long tho so lets head under the cut

tma is a podcast produced by rusty quill which really means that it started with a few white guys, and as such, the voice cast is almost completely white and its one of those media with “aracial” characters. however, they’re clearly written as white bc, well, there wasnt any effort to do otherwise. so this is the beginning of many problems.

the biggest instance of racism is with a family of avatars of the flesh - a horror power involving flesh/meat. the family is chinese, and sells ppl human meat in their chinese restaurant. this is extremely and overtly racist, and back then they didnt have any sensitivity readers or common sense i guess, so they just. did that. one of the episodes involving them had a “horror” element in which one of the characters speaks in english. this is supposed to be scary bc “how could a chinese person know english??” in order to avoid addressing this, in a later episode the characters only refer to them vaguely without names. this issue was unaddressed for YEARS before an apology was given, only for them to do what? more racist shit.

two of the main characters in tma are cops and as such are a heavy-handed metaphor for police brutality. one of them, daisy, commits violent atrocities bc she is an avatar of another power called “the hunt”. she basically just kills whoever the police tell her to. her cop partner, basira, excuses her actions bc “they were criminals”. its clear that these characters are supposed to be bad but then things get weird - theres an entire arc about whether its morally correct to kill daisy. bc she has a little redemption arc. unfortunately, if ur a cop, u dont deserve a redemption arc. so theres this big thing about “well shes a better person now” etc coming from all of the characters, not just her partner. it really waters down the message imo.

so, what do you do when you write a horror podcast with themes about capitalism and police brutality? you write an episode about a white person going to prison and experiencing police brutality. i cant even begin to express how inappropriate that is - especially since its a lazy attempt at horror. their excuse was “well, 2020 is unprecedented”. uh, cops have been committing police brutality since their invention. the blm movement started in 2013 - no excuse for saying ‘we wrote the eps in advance and theyre just hitting close to home”. 

and, tbh, it could have been written well but it just wasnt? and then there was a high profile police brutality case in the us so they delayed release until the next week - bc police brutality only happens once in a while, right? imo it wasnt the episode itself that was the most offensive, it was the idea that black ppl are only murdered by cops every once in a while and its just a topical issue, not something that happens every day.

i started off with the racism bc i think thats tma’s biggest problem, but the thing about it is this: tma is well written. or it was, up until season 5. but when season 5 started airing it was bad. it was really bad. it throws away the entire formula that it used for the first 4 seasons, has a couple that constantly argue and try to undermine each other, the main character has suddenly flipped into full murder mode so that each week they just kill off another character. it became extremely bland, the horror which was generally surreal - random doors appearing, uncanny valley creatures, skies that never ended - into everyday horror. it was a huge tonal shift and now instead of hearing about an endless neighborhood with no people, it became “capitalism sucks. the government sucks. the police suck.” over and over again which, while true, does not a good horror podcast make.

the point of this is: when you look at how bad season 5 is, you realize how bad the rest of it is as well. it doesnt hold up under its own writing. little details that could be ignored, or even huge problems like the continual racism suddenly became glaring issues. not to mention character arcs which had developed slowly suddenly took huge turns in s5 out of nowhere. 

the worst example (which i stopped listening so ive only heard this second hand) is a character who was a spooky woman who had a weird door that made u crazy, turns out to be politcally conservative the whole time. and she was about how, like, you think you know ppl, and then theyre conservative. or something. just, really bad political analysis. 

id also like to point out that in the prison episode in s5 which is a culmination of the “police are evil and bad” theme ends with the characters talking about how this one guy deserves to be in prison. liberalism at its finest here. 

there are a lot of narrative issues in tma but it really boils down to this: we excused a shitload of racism bc there was good writing. and now theres no good writing. also jonny sims singlehandedly created the most annoying gay characters to ever exist.

i dont think that jonny is a bad guy but he is woefully inequipped to deal with the big real world problems and themes he built on. its sad, tbh, bc its something that COULD have been really amazing. 

he tweeted once that the s5 finale would be a “chocolate torte of tragedy” where i assume hes going to kill off either one or both of the gay characters, but the real chocolate torte was the way he ruined his own podcast.

tldr; tma’s writing built up to something it couldnt actually do. and that made the whole thing collapse. also its really, really racist. 

[kingofthewilderwest]

im really glad i followed you tbh,. all this criticism and negativity about httyd3 has really bummed me out and even though you stated you'd probably be doing it too, i still stick in because i appreciate your positivity so much that got me to stay longer in the fandom. i only got to enjoy httyd on my own for years tbh! i got in last year after leaving a previous fandom (and during the trailer hype) but one year with that sort of content invading? it wore me out so much ; w ;

so yeah… even if you did wrote some httyd criticism its in a way thats not too judgemental and i feel relieved by that assurance. i know not everything’s perfect, but sometimes people tend to touch too much on some topics of it because it didnt feel right. and the more realistic it felt, the better sense it had, and the more frustrated i was into believing its true and i couldnt get to enjoy it the same as i did before. (still trying mu hardest to ignore but acknoeledge those thoughts, tho..)

so thanks for being here! youre a wonderful person, just like other httyd accounts out there that i really like >

Oh my goodness, thank you so much.

I understand what you mean about criticism being a bum out in fandom communities. It’s something that often lowers my spirits as well. Some critical conversations can sound extremely rude and negative, which I find spirit dampening. And even in more level critical conversations which can teach us lots about media imperfections, they can still take away from the hype and enjoyment we might want to have. As you said so well, it can make us feel worse, less excited, and less happy about something that has given us a bright spot in our lives… and that’s a shame when such disappointment sits in. I don’t like walking in on constant criticism of something my heart uses for emotional bolstering. There’s a place for criticism, but if that’s the only thing we see in a fandom community, it can be hard to be enthused about participating.

We don’t have to engage in critical sides of fandom. It’s no moral obligation. Just because we might not want to engage in critical analysis online doesn’t mean that we’re living in denial; it’s just the case that social is a recreational platform, and we can all choose to engage in it as we will. Some of us will want to analyze things through the pros and the cons because we enjoy those constructively critical debates. Other people just want social media to be that bright spot in their lives, that breath of fresh air where everything is good and energetic and happy. That’s okay, too - this is your free time, your way of boosting your spirits and making the best of life. Not to mention, it’s important - it’s the reason fandom is fun in the first place, is to go out and celebrate what we love!

In the HTTYD community, it’s important to have areas where we can simply scream excitedly! (and goodness are we blessed with so many good things to scream about)

I’m thankful to hear you find my criticism written in a balanced way. I might not agree with every decision in this film, but my intent is to write things in a reflective and analytical state, never being negative, but to contemplate pros and cons I saw and engage them in a way through which I can continue enjoying the film. It’s intended to be a way to recreate and interact with a franchise I dearly love, and to debate with interest with other members of the HTTYD community. I will be posting more reflective criticism, as people may know, but it’ll all be tagged under #httyd 3 criticism. 

It’s something to remind ourselves that criticism isn’t objectively true. It may hit on true thoughts or social issues, and some people may nail the truth on the head: but it’s analysis and at its core subjective. We can read an analysis and accept, partially accept, or politely disagree with someone’s content - not playing a denial game, but using our own mind and emotions to discern - or even choose not to engage (again, this is recreation over a movie; our social media experiences don’t need to morally be “focus on Bad Thing™”). We as fans all interact with media differently, and we all have different lenses through which we understand the content. There have been times where I’ve been upset over one analytical post or another in particular, where it eats away at me, so it’s important to remind myself that this one person’s word isn’t the end-all truth of the media. It may have truth in it, it may be valid, but it’s not the whole story, and I have a right to understanding fuller perspectives beyond it.

I want to reassure people that, while I may be analyzing pros and cons of the movie, this doesn’t make it a bad film. It’s NOT. At all. It’s stunning, it’s enjoyable, it’s worth seeing in theatres, it’s worth seeing in fucking IMAX, it’s worth seeing multiple times, it’s worth screaming about, it’s worth promoting, it’s worth giving DreamWorks our money and support for. We are so blessed to have The Hidden World. SO blessed. I’m looking forward to talking positively about the pros, too! Because lots of fans are extremely excited about what we saw, and there’s so much to love about the third film!

You’re a wonderful, wonderful person, too. May your day be bright and full of DRAGONS!

[fialleril]

Replies to ‘Flowers for the Emperor’

So I’m hideously behind on my replies. (Seriously. So far behind that the folks I’m replying to probably don’t even remember what they said, lol.) But dang it, I’m getting them done! Eventually.

I’m gonna do a post for each fic I owe people replies to, so I don’t spam people.

Here’s the replies for the last DAV fic, Flowers for the Emperor.

@w3-4r3-th3-f1r3 said

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH MY GOD GUYS GUYS THE FLOWERS OH MY GOD

OHHHH MY GOD I LOVE THE IDEA OF THE WHOLE FLOWER LANGUAGE BEING WRAPPED UP IN FOLK HISTORY SO MUCH

AND THAT POOJA COULD RECOGNIZE AND UNDERSTAND IT BECAUSE SHZ KNEW THE STORIES THATS SOMETHING THAT MAKZS MY RESEARCH-HAPPY HEART FUCKING SOAR I SWEAR TO GODDDDD

and Leia’s line, “and we’ll have flowers”.. I PUNCHED THE AIR SO HARD I HURT MY ELBOW BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I HEAR HER SAY THAT CLZAR AS DAY IN MY HEAR. AND IT WAS GLORIOUS

Thank you! :) Apparently the moral of this story (and arguably the entire DAV universe) is that it pays to be a nerd. The revolution is fought (and won) with folk tales and poetry and flowers.

@threadsketchier said

  #I HAVE NEVER HIT REBLOG SO HARD IN MY LIFE    #i'm so thirsty for naberrie family fics  #& my thirst is slaked  #night: made  #crack!fic goals  #majestic    #*flaming elmo gif*  #it's ok that we're still not at bespin   #because we get more quality content like this   #the family that slays together  #say it with flowers  #that may be my new tag for this lol  #lastly  #YAAAASSSSSSSSSS

Ha ha thanks. :) This fic basically turned into a vehicle for all my Naberrie headcanons, with a side of double agent Vader shenanigans, so I’m glad you enjoyed that.

Also “say it with flowers” sounds like a catchy advertising slogan and now I’m picturing Darth Vader doing TV ads, so thanks for that.

@miriannemiri said

fabulous!  absolutely fabulous!  the way he told her to get out was fabulous  and just all the inside jokes possible with this  and the way he almost tested her the first time!  Also   as someone who used flower language in literary analysis while getting my master's   this just tickles me   fabulous addition 

Oh my goodness, I’m delighted to get a seal of approval from somebody who actually knows flower language!

I imagine the scene just after the end of the fic is Pooja telling Ryoo all about the different bouquets, and Ryoo cracking up laughing at each one.

@themoosejthm said

#A NEW FIC  #AND IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD  #READ THE THING  #ALSO THAT FAM REUNION IS GOING TO BE AWKWARD AS FUCK  #we also see more of Anakin being an awkward duck and just...swanning away from conversations midway through them  #the language of flowers on naboo is also a thing of beauty  #also it was really beautiful how present Padme was in this piece even though she's been dead for years  #just...FIA AT IT AGAIN WITH THE GOOD FIC   

Yessss, I’m so glad people are commenting on awkward turtleduck Anakin. He’s so awkward, but he gets away with it because people are so terrified that they think he’s being intimidating, when in fact he just...doesn’t know how to end a conversation.

Padme keeps popping up in dreams and memories because the idea of writing a story without her in it at all is just too terrible to contemplate.

@stereden said

#when someone who married into your culture knows your flower language better than you Palpatine it may be time to admit that you're an idiot #can I just say how much I adore the idea of Ekkreth basically telling Palpatine TO HISFACE that he's acting against him and will kill him #FOR PADME #and using Padme's culture to do so #imagine Anakin and Padme spending time together and Padme teaching him about Naboo and her traditions #and Anakin tells her stories of Tatooine #because for all that he hates the planet and what it represents #he learned a lot there #and in his darkest hours it's those lessons he remembers and uses to free himself #one story at a time #one bouquet at a time 

Thank you for these lovely tags!

Palpatine is a Serious Galactic Political Force, the inane superstitions and provincial traditions of villagers and slaves do not concern him.

By the time Pooja sees her first bouquet, Anakin’s been sending them for several years already and got his delivery down to a science, but I think the first time he sent the flowers he actually thought that Palpatine would be able to read them, and he fully expected his Master to take his anger out on him, even if he didn’t suspect Vader as the sender. Anakin was just too depressed to care. But then to his surprise it turned out that Palpatine couldn’t read the secret language of his own people (which, to an Anakin who’s now thinking largely in Tatooine terms, is practically a moral judgment itself). And once he knew he could get away with it, he got really into it.

Both Pooja and Anakin think of the bouquets as Padme’s flowers, though for different reasons.

kiralamouse said

Y’all, if you aren’t reading Double Agent Vader, you’re missing out. It’s fractally beautiful, the little details mirroring the big picture mirroring the middle-ground means, that injustice must be shattered (and shall be, by the reassembled broken bits reforged into immutable objects). Also, secret admirer flowers being secret death threats. Details.

#best au  #incidentally thanks fia for the fact that i can no longer not see your religious worldbuilding in canon  #no seriously thanks  #this fills the hole so perfectly that canon has yet to contradict

Thank you so much for this really beautiful image, wow. I’m flustered.

Also delighted that you like the Tatooine culture. :)

@thecookiemonster77 said

#!!!!!!!!!! #EEEEEEEEE DAV UPDATE!!!!! :DDDDDDD #IM YELL #I love ani what a nerd #*enters conversation* *doesn't know what to do* #*scuttles away* #same ani #same #but also!!!!!!! padmes family!!!!!! pooja!!!!!!!!!!!! #and flower fic!!!!!! #I'm so excited the hate bouquets became an official part of this installment omg #ani u nerd #I'm just. so in love w how they throw their disdain in palatines face #literally #like???? I just love their resistance and how they take whatever humor they can get #and!!!!!! using tales and flowers for rebellion!!!!!!!!!!! #dex as a part of the rebellion!!!!!!!!! #ITS WONDERFUL 

:D I’m so glad people enjoyed awkward!Vader because honestly, he’s so much fun. A giant terrifying nerd. Someday in the future, once a lot of things have come out, Pooja is going to tease him so hard about this.

There’s an old saying that the thing that infuriates the Devil most is being laughed at. I feel like that’s true for Palpatine, as well. Of course, right now he doesn’t realize he’s being laughed at, but there’s a certain satisfaction in that, too. And it keeps people going. Laughter is important for a rebellion.

Also I am literally incapable of not name-dropping Dex at some point in my AUs, so the biggest surprise here is that he took so long to show up.

@fairandfatalasfair said

This was fantastic.

I love the parallel between Ryoo’s research and the traditional stories of Naboo, ignored because how could romantic poetry be relevant? and the insignificant folk stories that inspired Anakin’s change of alleigance.

I love the awkward conversation between Pooja and Anakin, and her complete unpreparedness for being questioned on the floral arrangements by the emperor’s right hand. (I’m not totally sure whether he’s reminding her not to give away the joke, or just checking whether she shared her aunt’s interest in flower language, or something else entirely, but regardless it’s a delightful exchange.)

I love the flower Pooja leaves behind - a last message for the emperor. It’s so in keeping with the rest of what we see of her in this, very different in tone from the gloating, personal hatred of Vader’s bouquets. That principled declaration of unflinching intent to see democracy victorious, hidden in something fragile and beautiful and insignificant, is exactly what she’s been doing here all along. And Palpatine will never know.

#Stories are important

#And everyone knows this except Palpatine

#I'm not even going to go into the dramatic irony because at this point that's just the defining reality of the AU

#But it's still simultaneously delightful and also killing me

#because Pooja's like inches from putting together who sent the flowers and misses it because it just seems too implausible

#okay maybe I'm going into it a little bit

#anyway beautiful story

Thank you for such an epic comment!

This entire AU is not so secretly centered around the power of stories to inspire and create resistance, so I’m glad people are enjoying that. :)

Also I imagine that to someone like Palpatine, things like flower language and folk tales and poetry are all considered childish and feminine, and therefore unimportant. So there’s a double sense of enjoyment in seeing those things lead to his downfall.

Anakin originally approached Pooja in that awkward exchange because he wanted to see if she really understood the meaning of the flowers - and if that meant he actually had an audience for them now. (Anakin’s a little bit of a showboat, tbh, and he hasn’t really been able to exercise that tendency in a long time. Sending messages to Palpatine that the Emperor can’t understand is satisfying, in its way, but it’s much more satisfying to known someone else does understand.)

Only once he’s confirmed that yes, she definitely can read the message, he has no idea how to end the conversation. So he just kind of...leaves. Like the awkward duck he is.

I’m glad you like Pooja’s flower at the end. :) And the important difference, ultimately, between her (and Leia) and Anakin. Anakin’s doing this in some sense for Padme - she loved the Republic so he’ll fight to bring it back - but ultimately, he still doesn’t really believe in the ideal of the Republic, and democracy is still a pretty meaningless concept to him. He’s out for a personal revenge, and he is actually invested in the Tatooine revolution, but the Rebellion as an organization is a lot more abstract to him.

Pooja, though, is really Padme’s ideological heir, even if she’s crafted her public image to be Padme’s opposite. She is fighting for democracy, for a core set of principles, for the ideal of the Republic she genuinely hopes to create.

@astudyinimagination said

#dammit uncle ani pls talk to your niece like a normal person#honestly when everything finally comes out this is going to be the most awkward family reunion in history#in other news#yes that is a washington post reference#i couldn’t resist#and of course the naboo have multiple flowers representing democracy#of course they do#the lyane rose is the flower padme’s parade dress in tpm is made to look like#also i’m continuing my one person campaign to write fema baab as a master spy#in all universes apparently#and finally it’s possible the bits with mon mothma at the end#conflict in minor ways with rogue one

Well, for starters, this is an AU so if anybody minds that it conflicts with Rogue One, that’s just… silly. (And I adored the movie and I ain’t bothered. ;) )

YES ANAKIN TALK TO YOUR NIECE AND DON’T BE SO RUDE. PADME IS PROBABLY FACEPALMING. HONESTLY, ANAKIN.

And what I probably should have started this sort-of review with is that I’m SO GLAD that one tumblr post snowballed into something that made you want to write something as glorious as this. Thank you so much for actually doing it!

AND POOJA IS SO AMAZING. I just… I love the potential of Padme’s nieces as characters. I bet they were amazing. <3 And I love the way you flesh out the Naberries. *gives them all some much-needed hugs*

Oh yes, and the way that this fic is predominantly female characters is lovely. That’s always a plus. :) (Mon Mothma was great. I loved her. And she’s totally enjoying the knowledge that Darth Vader sent an important message through flowers. :D )

I love Pooja’s assessment that Palpatine had never forgiven Padme for being a better person and not being as ambitious as he was. That’s great. :D

I love Leia and Pooja being friends (oh my gosh, they’re cousins and they don’t even know it and cousins who are good friends is a thing I love). And Leia being so gleeful about her bestie’s symbolic shenanigans is wonderful. (I just… it’s odd, maybe, but I just feel like Leia and Anakin are sort of besties—they have a lot that they share with each other that they can’t share with anyone else. They’re unknowingly biological father and daughter, basically adoptive father and daughter… and they’re besties. And that makes me so happy. :) )

“One day we’ll tell all the stories again. And we’ll have flowers.” —I LOVE THIS LINE.

I have to admit, I wouldn’t have thought that there could be a purge of Senators when the Senate is abolished, but it makes sense. And honestly, that part was truly scary in a way that I haven’t felt from any fics in a long time. Maybe because it was a little more real? Pooja’s amazing, but she’s not Force-sensitive and she doesn’t exactly have the Skywalker luck to get out of Situations. (Heck, maybe it even connected with some old recurring nightmares of mine subconsciously, now that I think about it.) That was genuinely scary. *shivers*

So thank goodness Anakin could give Pooja that message, and thank goodness Pooja and her handmaidens and her family got safely away! Here’s hoping she and Anakin saved a lot of lives!

Oh my goodness this comment is epic! :)

Anakin’s always had an awkward streak, but combined with the additional awkwardness of interacting with someone he hasn’t seen in years, who happens to think he’s dead and to be terrified of the person she thinks he is...and then on top of that the realization that, having determined she can indeed read the flower message, he has no idea where to take the conversation next.... Welp. Better to just nope on out of there.

(Also Darth Vader is frequently awkward in the movies and I feel like fandom doesn’t talk about that enough, so I’m on a quest to write awkward!Vader as often as possible.)

I’m glad you enjoyed all my Naberrie headcanons! I had lots of fun with them and I really need to write them more.

Mon Mothma was great. I loved her. And she’s totally enjoying the knowledge that Darth Vader sent an important message through flowers. :D 

She so is. Honestly she’s probably hoping for The Reveal just so she can finally tell people this ridiculous but true story.

I love Pooja’s assessment that Palpatine had never forgiven Padme for being a better person and not being as ambitious as he was. That’s great. :D 

Thanks! I suspect Pooja is right on the money, too, though of course she doesn’t know that Palpatine also has the joy of tormenting Anakin with his endless parties on the anniversary of Padme’s death. But I think he’d have done the same thing even without Anakin, because he really did hate Padme on her own account.

Pooja and Leia already having a pretty close friendship is going to make at least one part of The Reveal easier. And yeah, I think Leia and Anakin do see each other primarily as friends, with a father-daughter dynamic because it’s a friendship with that level of age gap. It’s not unlike the relationship between Shmi and Anakin, actually: a parent-child relationship that’s really a partnership, a relationship between equals. Leia calls Anakin her teacher, and he does consider her his student (though he’s never actually used that language), but the relationship doesn’t look anything like any teacher-student relationship in his experience. He’s not her master, and neither of them have ever called her his apprentice. He doesn’t give her orders. He doesn’t tell her not to ask questions. They’re friends.

My headcanon for this ‘verse is that the entire Senatorial contingent of the Rebellion got out before Palpatine dissolved the Senate, so this operation, at least, was a resounding success. :) And while Palps must think that someone tipped them off, it certainly couldn’t have been Vader, who was light years away chasing down Princess Leia above Tatooine, and who has always hated politicians anyway.

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Love Yourself 承 Her Analysis

this is an overview of the whole album at first listen.

disclaimer: this is just my opinion, feel free to disagree. let me know your thoughts in my ask box 

overall: this whole album is great in a way that its centred around the genre of electro pop synth. and honestly, it fits really well, not just for one song but all throughout. im really satisfied with it though. the distribution of lines this time round is more balanced with seokjin having more lines and taehyung too. this album is centred more on harmonies between the members, often hearing this double voice between the lyrics with common harmonies between seokjin with jimin and taehyung with jungkook. this is evident inside almost all the songs but more in mic drop and best of me. not to mention with the rapline doing more vocal lines and vocal line doing more rap ahhh

1. serendipity: okay so honestly, i was expecting a bit because this is the intro of the song, and usually it was the rap line who did this so i was taken by surprise to find out that jimin, from the vocal line was doing it. at first i was confused as to how the song came out but it definitely had the vibe that namjoon wrote/produced it to which i found out later that it was true haha. but anyway, jimin’s riffs and vocals really shone here and ahhh, its like honey. not to mention the great aesthetics that of course our dear lumpens stuck by - minimalism with strict colour palettes mostly from yellow and blue

2. dna: the title track ah yes. i was hooked by the whistling sound but from the two teasers i was a bit curious as to how this whole electro pop- song would sound in general because i was interested in how the bass would be implemented inside etc and i was guessing that teaser 2 would be the bridge which actually did !! so it started out with great aesthetics as usual, taking note of the saturation and colour schemes. im a big fan of lumpens work honestly. so at first, taehyung started off the song, and usually he’s not the one to start it off, it was always raps or jungkook often to start it off ( just like Let Me Know ) but i was a bit sceptical about how it sounded but then hoseok came in and im like ah this is great. his part reminded me of his part in wings. ah great but the relatively slower raps to match the beat etc and ah the pre chorus is amazing. i really loved it though when the chorus came i was a bit unsure about the beat but the choreography made up for it with hoseok and jungkook on the floor sliding, and emphasising on the point of dna thats intertwined was done really well. need i mention how seokjin has more lines !!! the aesthetics are great i love them all. the lalala part towards the end in which hoseok dominated made the song more fun to conclude in my opinion. btw now that i think of it, the lalala part somehow reminds me a bit of daft punk, specifically pentatonic rendition of the various daft punk songs here . not to mention how the chorus is actually dubstep but at the same time, it doesn't sound overwhelming because they managed to find balance in between the bridge and verses, with the slow buildup towards the chorus etc.

3. best of me: this song is great, why? because though it was a collab with chainsmokers, its almost different. actually, when i heard the news of them collaborating with chainsmokers, i was a bit hesitant as chainsmokers has this distinct sound throughout all their songs but the moment you listen to the beat, you know its them. but bts has done an amazing job to manipulate the beat to fit their sound while retaining the sound of chainsmokers in the chorus. its this soft rave song that gets you pumped but not yet jumping. i love this not to mention how it sounds a bit 80s in the chorus and i love in the chorus !! and i love the 80s thanks to my parents. correct me if im wrong but yoongi has some vocal lines here eeeeepp 

4. dimple: dimple has this nice intro to it that draws you in. it reminds me of western music, specifically something like the 1975, those like distorted sirens in  way and again taehyung starting it off with his low timbres of his voice ahhhh, the vocal line shining within the first verse, and to be honest, when you read the lyrics, its so cute lmao. the bridge !!!! dont ignore the bridge !!! and now that i realised that its actually a vocal line song, no rap at all and ahHHH guess this is to balance ut mic drop and ahHHHH

5. pied piper: lmao this whole song is based on the story, its really funny, they’re saying that bts themselves are the pied piper and we are the ones following them. i feel like they are half dissing us but its okay, its just a joke lmao, the beat keeps you succinct and sustained throughout the song. and jin’s vocals !!!!!! and jimin harmonising with seokjin. their ad-libs with ah oh and ah ah, yes love this. love how the beat died down to contrast between the verses and choruses. btw did you hear that ringing sound at the end, the last few seconds eeep, the distorted extended sound, but i like how they linked it to the beat of the song and eventually ending it with those ringing sounds and silence of about 3 seconds to the end ahhh

6. skit: billboard music awards: lmao this was so cute, something that bts always does in their albums to have a skit and this was when they won the top social artist award that caused everyone in the world to pay attention to them. not to mention namjoon low-key dropping hints and he did it so subtly that everyone thought he was just being a sweet cheesy egg but guess not !!! they got us whipped. tbh if you were to with bon voyage in episode 3 when bts was watching the sunset at the mountains/hills, yoongi blurted out ‘isn't that our album colour’ lmao so cute. 

7. mic drop: ah yes the song that bts will be performing together with dna ah yes. i was so excited for this, but the beat is so good, so old school and laid back, it reminds me of seo taiji vibes. ah love it. and bang pd went to hint that this might be the new cypher. honestly this is great. i love the hiphop vibe in this. its reeking of it and i love it. the gunshots are amazing. yes love this. reminds me of their early debut days. this type of song. but theres someone else rapping inside but i cant put my finger onto who it was. i love this. ahHHH yes to hiphop. and the fact that this was inspired by obamas mic drop last year. love this and the underlying political hints yes. ah yes the love the beat. ive a feeling its jungkook and taehyung inside here ahhhand they did mention how rapped jungkook is back again ahhh

8. go go/고민보다 Go: i really love the intro here. it sounds like a marimba in the beginning and the recorder supporting this. ah love this. somehow reminds me of pied piper. this is great. ah, they aren’t going hard at all but rather calm and soothing but enough to pique your interests. and taehyung’s part with how he slurs his words against the recorder lmao. this reminds me of sope with hoseok’s punishment with he recorder in his nose and yoongi was casually sipping on champagne. and based on the facafe, they will be performing this song as theres a fan chant for it. anyway towards the end, theres this reggae feel to it. love this so much. and the constant beat towards at the end with each of them to use to hype the crowd. love this, a perfect song to get the audience to join you. and ah the sound of the recorder at the end.

9. outro: her: ah the piano sounds. just like those teasers but ahhh namjoon taking this outro and rapping it. its this soft rap, love this. reminds me of something that you could listen to when it rains. idk. and the distortion of voices at the back that gave rise to yoongi coming in yesssss. ‘ and i call you her ‘cause you’re my dear’ and then hoseok pumps the beat for this as the beat in contrast to his voice is lowered down but ahhh he’s spitting words. his rapping here reminds me of Bizzy from MFBTY, a famous legendary rapper especially in the 90s to early 2000s, who's in a group with Tiger JK. the vibe of hoseok’s rap reminds me of BIzzy’s performance in Show me the Money here , specifically at 9.10 and i love this !!!! i’m really excited how this would turn out and it was great ahh, it reminds me of some slow rap you’ll here in a jazz cafe. i would pay to listen to this while sipping on some coffee 

anyway then again, this is just my opinion, because i like to analyse music and the aesthetics~ im surprised this whole album has no ‘hard’ song and the closest one is mic drop but its not as hard because its old school as compared to like not today, dope or 뱁새 but wow this album is great ahhhh lets stream more and give them our love!!! remember, v app broadcast is at 8PM KST

i would love to know your opinions on this !!! eeeep, do remember to stream the video right here .

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