#thats a bigger nono

[tojisun]

as a strange little dude who collects bones, I’m adoring ur price x weird gf thing

awww thank u so much my luv!!

(i initially wanted price to have a goth gf but nono, he deserves someone bigger than that. johnny might be the one w the goth gf. and kyle? idk why this makes sense to me but hes got a sugar mommy teehee)

thats so cool!! what types of animals are they from :0 ? i dont think id ever collect some but there is this whale skeletal exhibit in campus and ykw i see the appeal of collecting these!! in the same museum, we’re allowed to touch this ostrich femur and a puffer fish’s skeleton. its v sick!

[please-help-this-little-lesbian]

JUDITH NO

Wait what happened to Daryl?

RIP Jules

HOLY FUCK LUKE TOO?

YESS CONNIE SLAY

THE HARMONICA 😭😭

Y’all I’m actually crying right now

Angel is acting her ASS OFF this episode

The Merle mention 👁👄👁

Mercer rn that’s the safest place to be

YESS PRINCESS

No she lost her fucking arm

Eww

OH MY GOD

OH MY FUCKING GOD

ALL THOSE POOR KIDS JESUS

How old is Coco?? Like 1?

Oh thank god she’s alive

O FUCK THIS SOEECH JUDITH YOURE GONNA LIVE DAMMIT

NO SHE PASSED OUT AGAIN

I LOVE WHEN THEY SWEAR

Bro who just died?

Season 1 throwback 🤩

It’s giving Fear season 1 and I love it

NO. NO. NO. No no. No no.

Wait what other random kid does Gabe have???

NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO

YESS

THATS MY WIFE EVERYBODY

What y’all gonna do fly in?

PLEASE AARON GIVING HER ADVICE I CANT 😭😭😭

Where is Elijah??🤨

Cassady’s acting rn I—🤌

Maggie asking about Negan?????

“Pop off—“ NO. GOD PLEASE NOT ANOTHER MODERN REFERENCE PLEASE GOD

“I am doing this for you.” I do not like the vibes of this

Yo it’s been a fucking day???

I’m glad Negan’s attoned kind of but it’s giving enemies to lovers

I swear they’re replaying the same clip of Coco

NO

NONONONONOFUCK NO

I FUCKING HATE YOU AMC

*Violently realizes Eugene and I have the same bangs*

Please God Judith. Please give me some good news.

“Big Asskicker” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Yes Mercer stand against Facism

Maggie make the fucking shot

“Arrest them” girl you’ve got bigger problems

Gabe slays as always

Not DARYL being the one to bring in the power of friendship

EVERY SINGLE FBOMB GIVES ME SEROTONIN

“We ain’t the walking dead” AGFSGHDFKCSHHDXJGSHJFFHGDFHN

Just let Maggie shoot her

ELIJAH

JERRY

Pam what are you

Oh it’s Lance

JUDITH??

WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE COME FROM??

They always have the best music

Lydia put everything into that kick

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO COOL

SLAY CAROL

Negan why were you looking at the whisperer mask

Good for her.

Girlie we’ve already said this

But regardless, tell him!!!

They are actually handling this really well!!

This is exactly what Maggie said to Enid in Just Survive

NO THE DINNER SCENE

LIKE IN THE DREAM IN 7x01

FUCK

AND TGEYRE PLAYING LANDSLIDE😭😭😭

Are Yumiko and Magna together again?

DOG

Is Negan finally gonna fucking leave

Well, answered that question

At least Rosita will die peacefully…

Noo I think Jude knows

I’m never gonna forgive AMC for this

THEY HAD A BABY?????

GOVERNOR EZEKIEL 😭😭😭😭

BLACK LEADERSHIP WE LOVE TO SEE IT

JUST KISS ALREADY

Does Lydia have a fake arm or…

AFDDNSFJFDHDFHC THE COMPAS

THE FUCKING COMPAS

HEY REMEMBER WHEN WE ALL SAID THE WRITERS WOULD REMEMBER JUDITH AND NEGANS BOND AT THE LAST MINUTE??? REFUCKINGMEMBER???

AUNT MAGGIE AGDXHFFF

So that’s how she goes off with Negan…

Did Carol cut her hair??

So that’s his goal…

RICK

MICHONNE

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

IM SOBBING

Why is Michonne dressed like she’s still In Wakanda?

Oh so Rick and her ain’t together

Huh????

Okay I’m gonna be fr, I ain’t got no idea what’s going on rn

[stonerzelda]

Not to come into your inbox trying to sound rude, but you're on the right track for your hamster, the glass tank you have is just WAY too small. For rodents, they need bigger wheels so their backs don't arch when they're running on the wheel (they can develop back and tail problems from too small wheels) so i actually think ur wheel and other cage items are good, u just definitely need more horizontal space (i try to shy away from too tall items the hammies mighy climb on and fall off of and hurt themselves bc theyre so very good at that)

Nono ur not being rude at all!!!! I appreciate it, and yeah ykw you're definitely right...i had a feeling too idk why i still took this one, she has very little space to even walk around + the ppl at the store were saying the same thing abt the wheel- i found one online for russian hamsters thats like the disc, they said its better for their back bc otherwise the constant arching will hurt them. I thought having more of a terrarium would be good for her bc that way she cant climb like she was doing in the last one (shes already fallen a lot and im gettin stressed abt her hurting herself) but now shes just cramped up in this tiny space and like. Sigh. There was a bigger one too i straight up dont know why i didnt just think about this more. Might have to put her back in her old one even though its still not great but at least she can move around in it.

Thank you for reaching out though I appreciate your thoughts a bunch, its actually really helpful!! Unfortunately this is new territory for me but im 100% open to learning to make sure i do this right. I'm still wondering if I should go back to a regular bowl for her food and figure out a way to put up the water bottle on the side if only to maximize space, i still want to try and put up a 2nd level she can explore/climb around but yeah i might need to invest in an expensive cage if it helps her live deliciously yk?

[the-world-of-barbilou]

mm yes i am indeed very deep original contnte

[ncttytrack]

Neo university - part 6 (smut)

Preview: His hands are much bigger than yours, making him look and feel much older than you, and he is always at least wearing two metal rings. You didn’t know hands were something you were so attracted to until you met Mark. You realize that he is the perfect guy to make you forget about Haechan. 

Pairing: Nct dream (mostly Haechan) x reader

Words: 2,1k

Warnings: corruption kink?, virgin kink?, size kink, y/n liking older boys (all legall) 

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A month has passed since the Haechan incident in the diner's bathroom. He has not talked to you since, and because of that, you have failed the school project. You want to be mad at Haechan for ignoring you, but you just can’t. Your heart already belongs to him, while his heart belongs to another girl. 

Even if he didn’t talk to you, that didn’t stop him from watching you everyday at school. You tried to ignore it but sometimes you couldn't help but to look back at him, making your eyes meet for a brief second before you turned your head away, embarrassed. 

“You have to stop thinking about Haechan, y/n. It’s not good for someone like you to be in love with someone like him” Chenle says, you and him walk from Neo university. You look down on the ground, resting your face on your scarf, the cold autumn breese making your nose freeze. “I'm not in love with him! I'm just a little hurt that he left  me in the diner bathroom all alone, wishing he could stay. I just wanted to have sex with him, thats all.” Chenle looks at you, with his hands in his pockets. He had only known you for around 3 months but already knew when you were lying.

“I know you are lying y/n”. You look at him knowing it’s true. Even if a big part of you really wanted to saythat all you wanted to do with Haechan was to have sex with him, you can’t lie and say that you didn’t want more. 

Without answering Chenle you just walk silently beside him in the cold weather, your feet stomping on fallen orange leaves. You have to move on, that’s what you are thinking about. The problem is that you just don’t know how, you have never been in a situation like this before! 

“Well, you could just, I don’t know, have sex with someone else everytime you want to have sex with Haechan”. You look at Chenle and realize that this boy is a goddamn genius. You don’t need Haechan, you are hot as fuck you can just go and fuck someone else! Isn’t that what everyone in movies is doing? Well, it does not work most of the time but you just have to give this idea a try. What could go wrong?

But now there is only one problem left. Who? You don’t know a lot of guys at Neo, and the ones you know of are a big nono for your part. You don’t know Jisung very well and it feels wierd to have sex with Chenles number one bestfriend, so not him. Chenle is just. No. You are way to good friends and sex is not going to ruin your stable friendship, so not him. You have only spoken to Renjun once, Jeno doesn't even know who you are and Jeamin is too much of a douchebag. So, who is left? 

Suddenly you feel a strong pair of arms wrap around your and Chenles shoulders. “Wassup, what are you two doing” 

Oh. Its Mark. 

You haven't spoken to Mark since the first time you did. You look up at him. Mark has always been one of the boys at Neo university that you were really attracted to and everything about him matched perfectly with your secret sexual fantasies. He is wearing a black beane and his blonde-ish hair is sticking out of it and the cold weather is making his nose and cheeks red. His ears are pierced and he is wearing small silver hoop earrings and a dark gray hoodie under his black oversized bomber jacket. The jeans he is wearing are black and perfectly ripped and he is wearing Dr.martens. 

Dr. martens. 

Are you kidding me? That’s so dangerously hot. 

And to top it all off, the thing about him that is making your legs feel weak, your mouth water and your brain filled with dirty thoughts, is his hands. His hands are much bigger than yours, making him look and feel much older than you, and he is always at least wearing two metal rings. You didn’t know hands were something you were so attracted to until you met Mark. 

You realize that he is the perfect guy to make you forget about Haechan. 

Chenle looks at Mark, surprised by the sudden attack of his arms around his shoulder. Mark speaks up again, “I just wondered if you guys wanted to come to Jenos party this Saturday. A lot of people are going to be there and It's going to be amazing, you don’t wanna miss it. I promise. Don’t be a square” Chenle looks over at you, already knowing the thoughts you had in your brain earlier when you saw Mark. He looks back at Mark, “Yes we will be there”. 

Mark gives Chenle a big smile before turning towards you. “See you there”, before answering him, Mark walks away. 

You look at Chenle and he has a big grin on his face. “I think we just found your distraction”

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Already super drunk from all the shots Renjun and Chenle made you take earlier is making you feel super dizzy while you dance in the middle of the crowd. The music from the speakers is so loud, that you can feel your heart beating to the music. The color pink, blue and purple is flashing everywhere from the discolights. You are wearing a tight black dress with a low cut in the front and you couldn't help but think about two boys while picking out the outfit. One of them completely ignoring you, and the other one being completely gone from this party.  

Outside in the backyard, a lot of people are jumping in Jenos pool . Some people are even so drunk that they have been convinced that they need to be naked if they want to jump in the pool. You know you drank too much tonight because your brain is barely functioning. The reason why is because you wanted to get more brave tonight so you could speak to Mark, and alcohol was the only option. Feeling like you are going to pass out, you decide to sit down on the sofa in the corner of the living room. You let your head back, breathing slowly in and out trying to sober up. You do not want to throw up tonight, then the ‘Mark plan’ will be completely destroyed. 

It’s the sudden weight change of the sofa that makes you look up to see who decided to sit besides you. To your surprise it’s Mark, giving you a lob-sided grin, obviously also being super drunk, like you. “So, what is a pretty girl, like y/n, doing by herself at a party like this? Did you have too much to drink” He says and lays one of his hands on your thighs. You let out a small yelp, quiet enough so only you hear it. You can’t believe that the plan may be working, you haven’t even done anything yet, except for wearing a revealing outfit. Were boys really this easy? 

You have to think of something smart to replay Mark, so he doesn't get bored. 

“Well, if you think I'm so alone, why not be my company, Mark?” You say and look up at him, trying to give him your best ‘fuck me’ eyes. He licks his lips, the alcohol making it really hard for him to resist you. You suddenly get a good idea and wrap your arms around his neck, while feeling his arms going around your waist. 

“It’s just, you are making me so nervous, Mark. I have never talked to a boy your age before” e He lets out a low chuckle and looks away from you before looking at you again. His other hand caressing your bare thigh. Even though you and Mark had only talked to each other once, you had always found him attractive and always caught him looking at you in the hallways. 

“Why are you so nervous y/n? Do you think I am dangerous?” He says teasingly, liking how dominant he feels while talking to someone like you. You give him a smile and bite your lips while touching his hair, still having your arms around his neck. 

“If I’m going to be honest, then I think the dangerous feeling of talking to older boys, like you, is kinda hot”. 

You say to Mark teasingly, not noticing a jealous Haechan watching you both from a distance. Mark gives out a small groan, your words awakening something he never thought he would be into. He leaves your thigh from his grip and slides his hand up towards your waist, both of his hands holding it. Wow, you are so small, so fragile. He has never wanted to destroy and completely take over someone like this before. 

Because Mark hasn't answered you yet, too distracted with the last sentence you told him, you understood that the plan worked. 

You continue toying with his hair, “Because if you are older than me,” you sigh and bite your lips, “then you can like, destroy me”.

It’s impossible for you to not see the sudden change in Mark's eyes. His eyes are now dark, filled with lust. “What do you mean by that, baby?” He says and leans in towards you, making your lips barely touch.

“I think you know what I mean”

Before you know it, Mark has already placed his soft lips on your own. His lips taste like vodka and a little bit of smoke, making the feeling of making out with him euphoric. It feels like the whole world is surrounding you. Mark grabs your hips and lifts you up so you can sit on top of him. While feeling his tongue dance with yours, you have one of your hands on the back of his head, scratching his hair with your nails making him groan. Your other hand is now creeping up his shirt, feeling his toned back muscles. Both of his hands are on your hips until one of them goes down towards your inner thigh, giving it a small squeeze, making you gasp. 

He looks at you with a smirk and leans towards your ear, “Didn’t know a first year like you could be such a slut” 

His words only makes you more aroused. Already missing his lips on yours, you kiss him again. This time Mark has left his hand from your thighs and has it around your neck. The feeling of his cold metal ring touching the front of your neck is making you moan into the kiss, making Mark know that what he is doing is completely right. 

The make out session gets hotter and hotter every second, knowing you are doing it infront of everyone on the living room sofa and you let out another moan when you can feel his cock getting harder and harder every second when you are sitting on it. Making it impossible for you not to imagine how it would feel when he fucks the shit out of you, leaving you out of breath. 

Before you can grind down on his cock, you suddenly feel a hand on your arm pulling you away from Mark. “What the fuck!”, you say and turn around to see an angry Haechan looking at you. Mark, being too drunk to speak, just sits there and watches as you and Haechan look intensely at each other. Haechan doesn't say anything and just drags you to the side of the living room, with fewer people. You are still super drunk, swaying back and forth until Heachan grabs your shoulders, making you stand still. 

“Why the fuck are you making out with Mark?” he screams at you, upset. 

You look at him blankly, suddenly feeling more sober by the stupidity that comes from his month. “Why are you angry at me for making out with Mark, Haechan? You are not my fucking boyfriend, you can’t tell me what to do! You already have your stupid girlfriend, why don’t talk to her, why are you suddenlt talking to me? You ignored me for a MONTH making me fail my first ever school project at this university and now you are speaking to me because you are jealous?” Haechan just looks at you and you can see him turning more angry, if that's even possible. 

“Screw my fucking girlfrind I don’t care about her anymore!” you look at him. Is he a fucking idiot? If he didn’t like his girlfriend and didn’t care about her, wouldn't he break up with her? But, no. 

“You know what Haechan, I hate fucking you. Screw you”  you say and push his hand off from your shoulders, walking out of the house to the backyard. 

This time, you are the one leaving him alone. “Oh I know you do”.

[rainslices]

#bible-study —— talk to me [onionthief/alatusnxmeseos]

felt like writing a text chat between onion and al ! i find it very funny that their chat name is "#bible-study" even tho neither of them study it whatsoever. yes this is a certified christian server what are you talking about

peep it under the cut! 🧅🍞

alatusnxmeseos : onion : onion : @ onionthief

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[tomdiddlyumptious]

T.H| the cliché coffee shop

Summary: tom owns a coffee shop, and then you walk in?

Warnings: love and first sight?

Im actually just emptying my drafts

Tom smiled, holding the news paper in his hands as he sat at the small black table, the radio playing and he connected his foot with the ground a few times with the beat, a coffee mug with the avengers on it, hes such a big fan.

Tom had always been a cheerful person, a calm and collective person, all he really wants in his life is a kid honestly, a little boys hair to ruffle and a little girl’s armpits to tickle. But he was waiting for the right one, for the right one to notice him and ask him how his day is going, no he isnt a virgin, he just wants the actual wake up feel, this is the one feel.

So when he heard the bell ring for the front door, an immediate smile came on his face, looking at the woman who was clutching her purse, her hair flat ironed at its own length and a yellow and white poke-a-dot dress, a white sharp collar and white pumps, a nice smile on her red colored lips from her matte lipstick.

“Hello” he said, setting down the newspaper, his eyes meeting the females as she gently waved “hi! I just wanted a cup of coffee”

“Well come on!” He chuckled, standing up and walking behind his stance, putting on a pink apron making you smile.

“Pink?” “Ehh my daughter chose it for me” he smiled, “thats cute!” You both laughed, usually any other woman or man would ask how old he is and hes pretty young to have a child, so a gentle smile stayed on his face when he noticed you know how to keep boundaries.

“How do you like your coffee?” You shrugged at his words “ive never drank coffee before” his mouth dropped at your words “never?” “Never” you giggled. “Im gonna make you the best coffee youve ever had, just sit over there” he smiled, pointing at the table he was at and you nodded your head, walking over and sittting down.

You bobbed your head a bit to the tunes, humming with a smile on your face, tom turned back to you while he was running the espresso machine “your a nice singer” and you jumped with that, looking over at him while your eyebrows furrowed.”i hummed?” “you know what i meant!” he groaned making you both laugh. he continued to make it and decided to make you some fancy bread with some chocolate dip on a small white glass before sitting across from you, “carefull, its hot” he chuckled, placing it infront of you with a wide smile on his face. “thank youuu” you smiled, before a small human came in through the door, the bell ringing “princesss!” tom said, holding out his arms “Daddyyy!” a small high pitched voice yelled, jumping in toms lap and hugging him tightly, you smiled watching as you waited for the coffee to cool down. 

“hiii darling? how are you?” he said, looking down at the girl. “im good! hazzy took me shopping!” she cheered, lifting the small bag. “shes cute” you smiled, the little girl looked at you before waving with her eyes closed and her mouth open with a wide smile, her two front teeth missing making you coo “aww”

she has long hair, just below her small shoulders, hair golden brown, her nose like her fathers, just if it wasnt broken, she didnt have the same eye color though, its blue, her bottom lip bigger then the top one. “i know, shes such a sweetheart” tom said, watching as his daughter took the bread and chocolate “hey! thats our guests bread!” tom said, she let out a small sorry as her bottom lip quivered. “its okay, you can have it” you smiled at her, before lifting the coffee to sip, but instead you accidently spit it out, his daughter laughed while toms eyebrows furrowed in panic, you looked up at him with a crooked smile “its hot”

tom let out a sigh of relief, holding his heart with his empty hand “thank god, i thought you were thinking it tasted bad” “never!” you smiled, the small princess grabbed hopped out of toms lap to grab the brown napkins as you made conversation with tom. “shes a sweetheart” “ehh i do my best” he shrugged, looking at you with a side smile. “my names tom by the way” he offered a hand over the table “my names y/n” you placed your hand in his with a smile. 

“my names Cameron!” she picked in, handing you the napkins “nice to meet you cameron!” you smiled, taking the napkins trying to clean up the mess before tom grabbed your wrist “oh-” “sorry, you know you dont have to do that” he smiled at you, unconsciously hanving his hand ontop of yours. “i-its fine! i want to” you smiled at him, “you sure?” “yeah” you nodded, cameron turning on the radio. Smiling when her favorite song came on, no it wasnt the song now-a-days it was the song in cinderella.

So this is love?

Cameron danced around the shop while tom watched you finish, you felt his eyes burning into your soul so you looked up at him, a smile on your face as you shyed away, he grabbed the napkin away from you to throw it away. “You and y/n should dance to this song!” Cameron said, smiling at her dad while his face turned a shade red.

“I dont think y/n would like that” he chuckled, looking at you while you shrugged “it doesn’t matter to me” a light chuckle left your lips. And with that Cameron raced to grab your hand, tugging you to her father and pushing you into him “oh!-“ you fell in his chest and he held you, you looked up at him and he had a faded smile on his face.

“You know how to dance, right?” She asked you, and you nodded “i think we both know daddy cant dance” she said making you and tom laugh, Cameron took his dads hands, placing them on her hips “hold on them tight!” She ordered.

So this is what makes life, divine?

Your hands came onto his shoulders, smiling at him. “Alright! Sway sway!” She ordered, you and tom started to do the classical dance, just slower. Making eye contact and searching in them for any kind of answer, Cameron smiled and ate the bread while she watched.

And then he got a cold chill. Are you the one?

No, that wasn’t possible. You only met today and your both dancing to a childish disney song, his hands are on your hips....your noses basically touching...is this love?

You on the other hand werent really worried about it, you already knew you had a small thing for him after he put on his pink apron with a smile on his face, such a charming one.

Tom dipped you making you panic a little, before coming back up a little to fast making your lips touch, tom didnt know if it was on purpose but he took the chance, he kissed you, his hand on the back of your head while your eyes widened before you closed them, kissing him back and holding onto the back of his neck. His lips soft, feeling like clouds.

Soooo this issss loveeeee~

Loud claps were heard in the background, some childish laughs leaving the girls lips as tom slowly pulled back, opening his eyes and looking at you. “I-uh sorry-“ “nono...I enjoyed it” you patted his chest, dusting off the apron he still had on, “more then the coffee?” Laughs left both of your lips. “Wanna-wanna go on a date sometime?” “Heyyy! Im still here!” Cameron waved. “With Cameron of course” he smiled, and you nodded. “Yeah- why not?”

[i-blame-dragonage]

Samara face appreciation time

Looked how miffed she is if you dont read this from start to finish XD

Anyway.. Because Samara is forever in my heart and we all know she’s the love of my life

She’s not totally in the minority bec she’s the milf bamf of the asari world but there’s still a lot to admire.

Most of the times fanfics take in her justicar persona and go with it. For all intents and purposes that’s what Mass Effect does too. Until you decide to invest a fuck ton of love into her.

One of my favorite ever look she gives Shepard - so out of the normal, so obviously different would be in Detective Anaya’s office where you pick her up to recruit her and not leave her for more than a day or all hell breaks loose and she kills the detective and other innocents.

It’s blurry af bec i’m just getting google images (aka type “Samara mass effect” cause typing Samara brings out the horror one which was a MISTAKE i made one night in total darkness T__T)

LOOK AT THA T FACE! Isn’t it the most precious look you’ve ever seen?? Like you think she doesn’t react - but then she goes“WHY SHEPARD YOU IMPRESS MEEEE???” 

TOTAL IMPRESS YES THATS ME COMMANDER SHEPARD AT YOUR SERVICE M’LADY. 

MY SHEPARD WAS LIKE “HOW MANY THINGS CAN I DO TO IMPRESS THIS GODDESS? LET ME JUST GO AND JUGGLE A KROGANS QUADS OR SOMETHING”

That face is the most precious thing ever. PROTEC THE EMPTY VESSEL OF SORROW AND REGRET AND BIOWARE LET ME HAVE “I THINK I COULD FIND HAPPINESS WITH YOU” FOR REAL PLZ.

NO? 

NO? I CANT?

NO? WE JUST NO? OKAY NO THEN

HOW DARE U GIVE ME THIS FACE THAT I CANT MAKE SMILE AGAIN

SHE LOOKS SO PLEASED AND SO SLY AND THATS A SMILE U RESERVE FOR GOOD FRIENDS and flirt mates ok. look at that lift of the lip GJUST GODDESS PRESERVE ME IN STRAWBERRY JAM

BUT THEN OFC WE END ME2 IN THE SADDEST ANOTHER TIME ANOTHER LIFE SO OK FINE BACK TO :(

:( BUT IN A DIFFERENT COLOR AHAHAHUHUHU

SO that’s the end. That’s the total end of it. Shep just goes in and breaks both their hearts by trying and Samara breaks both our hearts by sheer “I HAVE THE STRENGTH TO WITHSTAND MY DESIRES” SO LET ME JUST TOUCH YO CHEEK AND WHISPER THE SADDEST MOTHERFUCKING WORDS EVER IN YOUR OBVIOUS HUMAN EARS.

THEN LET ME EXCUSE MYSELF AND STARE AT THE NORMANDY’S CORE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE PULSES THAT STRONGLY WHILE UNMOVING? YOU SAMARA. YOU’RE STARING AT YOU. IN ME3 EDI BECAME A ROBOT. ARE YOU GOING TO MOVE UP????

NO BABE DNDOD NOOOOO I DIDNT MEAN LIKE THAT UP NO HEAVEN NO NO NO NONO NOOOOOOOOO

NOW look at those eyes everyone. YOU THINK ITS STOIC AND SERENE? NOT ON UR LIFE. YOU KNOW HOW MORDIN LOOKS SERENE BUT THEN SINGS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO CALM HIS NERVES OR WHATEVER? THEN LOOK AT THOSE EYES AND SEE THE EVER LASTING FUCKING SORROW AND SHIT THAT THIS WOMAN HAD TO ENDURE THE FUCK AND WHATR THE FUCK THAT THIS IS GONNA BE HOW IT HAD TO END??? LIKE MOTHER FUUUUUUU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

From the wiki/: The M-5 Phalanx is the product of the Alliance's Offensive Handgun Project, a close-in weapon to be used with no loss of stopping power in comparison with a soldier's assault rifle.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS ALLIANCE? S-H-E-P-A-R-D. I mean sure but still. SHEPARD. SHEEEPPAAAAAARD (insert wrex/grunt ok)

 So if you’re one of those WHO MISSED ONE OF THE QUICKEST AS FUCK INTERRUPT THEN FUUUUUUU HUHUHUHUHU If you deliberately did so. then F U. (I kid but not really)

(those wrists bones be breaking)

Okay. back on topic. ME3 Samara is so beautiful. Sure nothing beats ME2 glowy asari dropping down like angel of vengeance on eclipse mercs and breaking their necks with her heel (yes pls me too) but then ME3 steps the fuck up on the quality (hello too ashley and her bigger lips, hair and .... personality development ehehehe)

Everything is just so... beautiful-- her skin, her texture AND IS IT REALLY LESSUS’ MOONS OR ARE SAMARA’S EYES JUST EXTRA SHINY THERE??? (Yes i mean the eyes....)

Sure it’s just dark but then that makes it all the more captivating.

Those eyes be popping. Time doing glowy biotic meditation and staring at stars really reflected in your eyes babe... i mean Samara.

<3

Look at that face. It’s perfect. Wistful. Wishful. Everything is just...

thank the everlasting goddess for Citadel DLC. 

aND THANK u to whoever though we needed an Asari Justicar in our lives. <3 THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS AND A ROMANCE POSSIBLE.

SO YEAH CHECK ALL THE PICS AGAIN OK. Because each of them looks speaks to me YES ME  Shepard in so many different levels.

<3 I love you Space Queen. 

[tojisun]

hihi, im a mootie (i think i am???? idk even what that word truly means but we talk!) and im too worried to message u this normally, so im sending it anonymously. this way, u dont have to feel obligated to respond at all. and if ud rather i not be personal/emotional/vent like this, lmk and ill stop!!

but i hate it here so much. i matched w this dude on hinge, and he asked me if one of my friends in a group photo i had was single. and like dude i initiated it too, like i liked his profile first, so im never doing that again. i always felt like the uglier friend in the group, so honestly this experience just confirmed that. this worsened my already crappy self-perception and -esteem.

but whatever! i have to force myself to realize that i have low chances of ever experiencing someone attracted to me and in love w me

ok bye i'm so sorry !!!

hi my love!! im so sorry for just seeing this now :((

nono, im open and super ok talking to u guys like this! im glad and thankful that u trust me w this, its just that im.. not as equipped to talk about this without rambling bc this is smthn i carry around too

im the fat friend. ive always been the fat friend. if its not my weight, just the fact that one of my exes even used me as a rebound bc he cant get w my friend just sucks yk?

and it took soooo much effort to learn to love myself—im not even done learning it tbh. i still dont have the self-esteem to feel like im treated right. but along the way, i just gave up thinking about how others perceive me as long as im doing things for myself

i wore clothes i enjoy, decided to try different makeup styles, cut my hair as short as i want even if my mom said itd make my face look bigger bc i always wanted short hair. and somehow just doing things for myself made me feel pretty. and i carried this elation, letting it triumph over ppl’s perception

but thats also bc im not looking for relationship. it was a different battle when i was. i felt like i was always coming short of the beauty standard, and some men in datings apps would really make you compete with ur friends

this thing that u experienced? happened to me too—me and my friend even matched w him at the same time by accident. when my friend wont reply to him asap, he came to me and asked abt her. i unmatched right away and even deleted my profile LMAO

but uhm. ig what i want to just say to u (like what i told myself) is: dont let HIM make you feel that you’re ugly, or even the uglier friend. he just sucks, i promise you this.

there are probably other men im sure who are swiping for u. but dont let their attention dictate how u feel about urself too bc everything, i think, should come from urself. as long as YOU feel right in your own skin, with your own clothes, then yea you are beautiful

im so sorry u felt this way and i hope no one ever feels this way bc god we are all beautiful. not for any other reasons, just that we are

[noroalia]

n e ways i went on a tangent on that reblog, sorry to whoever may see that. its really not that deep but at the same time if ur gonna flesh out and really invest yourself in characters and worlds and then make like. one or two characters totally flat and only have one or two traits, especially inherently negative ones on a more antagonistic character, its a bit. hm.

[itachi-and-deidara]

@delicatediamond replied to your photo “So occasionally people confuse my Deidara with Ino an d i’m like...”

People seem to forget that inos hair is in full ponytail and on the right eye is covered while dei has only some of it in ponytail and hair covers his left eye

thats right pay attention peeps !

@ninjasgiveyouwings replied to your photo “So occasionally people confuse my Deidara with Ino an d i’m like...”

how do they manage to confuse them? I think your Deidara is fine, your drawings still give him a more masculine jaw and bigger nose despite his small build.

thanks thats v reassuring actually ;v;/

@amorseycheva replied to your photo “So occasionally people confuse my Deidara with Ino an d i’m like...”

n o n o no nono don't chang eit !!! hahaha srsly ppl confuse dei and ino /all the damn time/. i'm more abt dei so i confuse ino for him more often than the other way arnd but yeah.

haha ok yeah i guess i cant help it anyway and ppl would still confuse em even if id draw him with shorter hair huh

[withmyfathersshield-blog]

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