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[thatfaecreature]

you won’t judge, but i will :D

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Crow’s pendant lit up as she walked down the aisle, and she hastily fished her earpiece out of her pocket, putting it in and holding the amulet up to her mouth. Her whole body seemed to warm up as Ishir’s voice came through the earpiece.

“Hello?”

Her lips curved into a smile automatically. “Hey, what’s up?”

There was a pause, something whirring in the background, and then, “I need your help.” She slid her eyes around her surroundings. “Can you come here?”

Crow glanced down at herself and shook her head, before realising he wouldn’t be able to see her. “Uh, I can’t,” she said, eyes running up and down the shelves. “I’m buying clothes.” Disguises were always important, but so were clothes in general and her wardrobe was due an upgrade.

There was a sigh on the other end. “All right, well hurry up and come over here.”

Biting on her lower lip, Crow twirled around, a guilty pit falling into her stomach. Stupid fucking emotions. She frowned as she peered at the shelves. “...I can’t find them.”

Ishir splutterd. “What do you mean you can’t find them?” She could imagine his face of utter confusion. Their skills and experience meant that they were rarely surprised, but ever since meeting, it seemed that all it took to surprise one of them was the other person.

Crow let out a frustrated sigh and reached out to tap a jar of jam. “I can’t find them,” she said. “There’s only jam.”

“What do you mean there’s only jam?”

Her lip twitched and she held the amulet closer to her mouth. “It means there’s only jam!”

“Well then get out of the jam aisle!”

“Alright! You don’t have to shout at me,” she muttered, making her way down the aisle, past all the jam jars and into the next aisle. She blinked at the sight and looked around to see if there was anyone else as confused as she was. “There’s more jam.” She already knew what Ishir would say.

“What do you mean there’s more jam?”

“There’s just more jam!” she exclaimed, picking up a jar of Iridescent Berry Jam. What the hell would that taste like?

“Go into the next aisle.”

So bossy, she thought, but obeyed anyway, her jaw dropping when she stepped into it. “There’s still jam.” The flavours just seemed to get weirder as she walked down it, really wishing she just had her standard strawberry jam.

“Where ARE you right now?”

Crow stuck her bottom lip out petulantly and turned around, her eyes landing on a sign above a doorway that had a beaded curtain over it. “I’m at Jam.”

There was a clattering sound from the earpiece and Crow grimaced. “What do you mean you’re at Jam?”

“I mean I’m at Jam!”

“What STORE are you in?”

Crow swept her eyes around her quickly before yelling, “I’m at the jam store!”

“WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE JAM STORE?”

She crouched down, his blaring voice still ringing in her ears, and wound the end of her plait around her finger. How dare he question her methods? Even if she had somehow stumbled into a jam store when she had set out to buy clothes, he had no right to question her like that. She held her amulet close, so that it was almost touching her lips. “Fuck you.”

would anyone like to read a parody i wrote of the ‘i’m at soup’ thing but with two of my ocs

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@thatfaecreaturee please look at this text about british people we had to edit in class

It’s called “meeting and greeting the british” btw

(just ignore the crossed out words)

i am crying what is this

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I FOUND THE FANFIC ONE

☕️😂❤️💡

YES THE FANFIC ONE!

☕️ Do you drink anything when you write? Coffee, tea, alcohol, etc?

Water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water this no longer looks like a word water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water-

I just really love water, okay??

😂 What’s the funniest comment someone has left on a fic of yours?

"I'm not completely convinced that this is a real fanfic. It's 2 in the morning and this feels more like a fever dream that I made up instead of something I actually have just read. Maybe this is a sign I should go to sleep, lol Props to you author for making me doubt my sainity. I'm so going to regret this comment in the morning...💖💖💖" - from LunaTheCat

I'm still amused over this-

❤️ Who is your favorite character to write for and why?

YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CHOOSE??????? WHYYYYY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME-

Okay I gotta be honest. It was Adrien, like hard-core Adrien, because I adore my traumatized depression overromantic disaster cat boi TO ABSOLUTE PIECES- but then I accidentally wrote a Felix fic and well um... it turns out I really really like writing Felix

he's just so versatile! I can have good cousin Felix, I can have British Gremlin Felix, I can have PV Felix, I can have mash of all three Felix, I can have aromantic asexual Felix, I can have extremely gay and will die mad about it Felix, you get the idea

💡 What’s the weirdest thing you’ve been inspired by?

So Jinx actually already asked this! But I was really tired when I answered and couldn't remember anything-

...

and it turns out I still can't remember anything! But I did have a really cool dream last night I'm gonna turn into a fic...

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trick or treat!

Trick have some SPOOKY EMOJIS 🎃👻🦇💀

you also get a wiki article I've been reading recently except this one is ✨halloweeny✨

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27

Ask Game:

27. what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?

OOOOO- so I have this black and purple leather jacket- so when I want a darker, more masculine look, I go for that. The shoulders of the jacket are broader than mine actually are, so it very much increases the masc vibes I give off (especially with my short hair)

When I want a more fem vibe, I have this really cool blue and green sweater shirt thing and I wear that and a pair of nice pants or jeans if I have to and it's lowkey pirate vibes in a very modern way and I love it

I ALSO have this semi-sparkley gray 'ugly' sweater and I love that for the winter vibes and warmth

And of course, I have a black and white plaid shirt for the androgynous comfort. It's very nice

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trick or treat!!!🦇

Have a Hokkaido cream pan. Hokkaido is known for its dairy products and its milk is considered the best in Japan, possibly best in the world.

I take some pride in my homeland.

Send me Trick or Treat maybe I’ll send you a nice candy or maybe I won’t…

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@thatfaecreaturee

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⭒⭒⭒⭒Definitely my favourite aesthetic⭒⭒⭒⭒⭒

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I posted 1,383 times in 2022

That's 1,383 more posts than 2021!

116 posts created (8%)

1,267 posts reblogged (92%)

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I tagged 1,339 of my posts in 2022

Only 3% of my posts had no tags

#empires smp - 270 posts

#empires smp s2 - 189 posts

#fanart - 83 posts

#mutuals - 74 posts

#mafia mutuals - 67 posts

#pearlescentmoon - 56 posts

#hermitcraft - 54 posts

#esmp fanart - 44 posts

#asks - 44 posts

#stranger things - 43 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#based on dana's art from the toh exhibition i knowwwww darius helped him choose this outfit. this is uncharacteristic amount of drip for him

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Empires Shulk Adventures: Part 2.5

197 notes - Posted July 13, 2022

#4

Empires SMP incorrect quotes: Love Triangle edition (Shelby, Joey, Katherine)

Joey: Regular soda is too sweet!

Katherine : Diet soda has a weird after taste!

Joey: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn't have sugar! It's SPICY!

Katherine : It has other weird stuff in it! I'll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda!

Joey: It's SO SWEET like it's a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!

Katherine : I'm going to physically attack you.

Joey: Which is better, Shelby?

Shelby: Oh, I usually drink water!

Katherine : Wha- NO!

Joey: DISGUSTING!

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Joey: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Shelby.

Katherine : You just said it again.

Shelby

Joey: I am not a role model.

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Shelby, to Katherine : If Joey doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check.

Joey, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!

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Katherine : I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! :)

Joey: I forgot I was doing a test.

Katherine : Joey.

Joey: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny....

Shelby: Joey.

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Shelby: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.

Katherine : I would say infinitesimally.

Joey: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

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206 notes - Posted August 8, 2022

#3

This is literally them.

223 notes - Posted August 9, 2022

#2

Screw Eddie falling first. I am a firm believer in down bad Steve and oblivious Eddie who isn’t used to getting affection

333 notes - Posted July 10, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Empires smp thoughts: Modernization

Someone pointed out that the empires smp s1 cast are royalty, compared to what the s2 cast is. With the thousand year time skip, royal bloodlines have been made nonexistent. With the empires collapsed and no suitable heir, the survivors of the rapture developed modern governments. With the exception of Glimmer Grove, the Order of succession for the rest of the continent is not hereditary. Hence why none of the rulers refer to themselves by noble titles, unlike S1. “It’s mayor actually” The only other princess is Gem, who is self proclaimed.

Modernization includes technology as well. The S1 cast endured long meetings and communicated through letters deliver by messenger bird. The type of bird carrier varied between empire. (Rivendell used snow owls, Lost Empire had parrots, etc) They only resorted to communicators in emergency situations; whereas in S2 timeline, unless they are discussing trade deals, a communicator is all they technically need.

Due to most written text being destroyed, the only preserved document the historian guild has access to is the Ocean Queens journal; which has faced considerable damage. A thousand years has changed a lot of the language. The letters found in the ruins has a vastly different writing structure, compared to universal ‘Common.’ It’s the empires equivalent of Shakespearean English compared to modern English. This has caused much context to be lost in translation.

353 notes - Posted August 3, 2022

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24 >:D

Ask Game:

24. which do you find yourself using, american or british english?

hehe, I was hoping you'd be the one to ask me this question!

So I used to be a strict user of american english. But then I met this wonderful, amazing, beautiful human named Fae and well she just so happens to be British. I just so happened to be writing about a British character in a fanfiction at this time as well. Combine those two things and now you have my very confusing mess of British and American english!

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New picrew chain idea: yourself vs what you looked like as a kid

Free for anyone to join in

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YOU WANTED MORE FANFIC ONES

🙅‍♀️👻💰☀️

yesyeyesyesyeyseyesyesyseyses MORE FANFIC ONES

🙅‍♀️ What is one trope you refuse to ever write?

hmmm... besides from things that morally I have a problem with... I can't think of anything.

Certain soulmate troupes/portrayals and also fake dating except they like each other but don't tell each other I'm kind of tired of. If done right, they're absolutely amazing, but also I feel like there's a lot of that in my particular fandom

(that said, I have a fanfiction idea that's a fake dating red herring and I'm so excited for it)

I used to say "I'll never write major character death or hurt/no comfort fics" but um- yeah I have several of those in the works and I am repentant about it

👻 Have you written holiday-themed fics? If yes, which is your fave? If not, what’s one holiday you’d want to write for, and which character(s) would the fic be for?

I have not! I almost wrote a Christmas Marichat found family fic but I didn't have time- Was very busy with the end of the semester and finishing up my BB fic. I still have my notes for it and I'd like to write it!

I've also started several Halloween themed fics, mostly centered around identity shenanigans, and I want to write a Halloween fic about the catacombs

they'd all be Adrien centered because I'm heavily biased

💰 What’s one trope you wouldn’t write, except for money?

for some reason, this question seems easier to answer than the what trope would I refuse to ever write

But to be honest... everything I can think of that I'd write for money, I would also write just for fun. Maybe it's less a matter of would I write it for money or would I admit to writing it for money-

☀️ Has anyone ever left you a comment that made your day? What did it say?

YES! I wrote this fic once (it's called and We Learn To Listen in case you're curious) and I wasn't feeling it at all but it was very well received

"holy damn, i actually started crying. it was such a pure bittersweetness, so much perfect hurt/comfort vibes 😢💞." - from the_devil_was_an_angel_first

"This almost made me cry. This was fantastic! You should be proud :)))))))

This is actually the first fic I've read from you. It was like I was watching a movie. I'm going to go ahead and binge all of your fics now :)) Kudos! Also I hope you have a great day, too :))" - from Redwig

these both made my day and I was beaming and squealing and honestly I'd had a really bad day that day but these two comments made it so much better

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1-5 for the ask game? i don’t thi n k you’ve answered them yet

I don't think I have either! Thanks for the ask!

1.Song of the year?

AH there's been so many!! Honorable mentions have to be Avalanche by Walk the Moon, Roses by (I forgot who), Inbetweenin' by uhh I forgot, Say It Again by someone i'm sure, and there's some others but I forgot them

BUT WE'RE GIVING THE AWARD TO YOU GUESSED IT THE GAY BUNNY SONG PEOPLE!!!

Fire On Fire by Sam Smith from Netflix's Miniseries Watership Down Adaptation credits

such a fire song pun intended

2. Album of the year?

I don't really listen to albums? I just collect songs into messy piles and I worm through to find the vibes I want for any present moment

But- there is one. It came out on Christmas day so it's technically from this year!

You probably didn't guess it IT'S THE EPIC THE MUSICAL CONCEPT ALBUM

I listened to it for two days straight loved every second of it such great music will listen to it again

3. Favorite musical artist / group you started listening to this year?

Dan Vasc! He's a metal singer! I don't listen to metal music, I just listen to him (though I've discovered there is some amazing metal music out there)

Go listen to his cover of I'll Make a Man Out Of You right now you need to it's amazing

4. Movie of the year?

answered that already over here!

5. TV show of the year?

OwlHouseOwlHouseOwlHouseOwlHouseOwlHouseOwlHouseOwlHouseOwlHouseOwlHouse

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@thatfaecreaturee

whale watching

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6 and 13

Bruh I've been putting in the wrong url, rip-

The Real Ask Game:

13. first thing you’re doing in the purge?

so um- what's the purge?

6. do you use a watch?

I don't know why I put these out of order.

I used to! For several years I was a dedicated watch wearing. I had this red one and we went on many journeys together until she died and then I got an exact twin of her who still exists somewhere and worked for many years after that

They were the nice standard ones, no weird digital ones with too many buttons that you accidentally set an alarm on and can never get rid of.

But no, I don't anymore. I lost them all and I don't wear a lot of stuff on my wrists nowadays

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Starting a new picrew chain!

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