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Day 100 on Mars.
I accidentally installed the SpaceX chip wrong and been getting ads to buy cheap cables on alibaba every 30 seconds. Directly to my rectum... Elon is relentless...
#actually autistic#actually mentally ill#im just a girl#this is me trying#actually anxious#anxitey#actual depression#artists on tumblr#autistic adult#autistic things#autistic humor#random thoughts#relatable#dark humor#im so funny#im going to cry#the future is here#anxi4ty#stupid joke#writing prompt#am i stupid#not funny didn't laugh#my dumbass#actually bpd#depression jokes#kms joke#so funny it's not#just girly things#that's why im single#legit crying
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#bwark#pkmn leaks#can we stop labelling a bunch of devs as terrible for literally just writing mythology that didn't even make it inti the game and wasn't#supposed to be seen by the public#esp the people naming and shaming the person who wrote them like jesus christ there's literal doxxing going on rn can we be mature#and like i said last night we have our own fair share of fucked up fairy tales and folklore in the west#so this discussion is giving the vibes of ''anime is uniquely perverted unlike our pure and innocent western animation''#like why are we singling out japanese mythology here lmao#ofc you're allowed to be uncomfortable with the leaks. i am and im definitely glad they were scrapped. but can we also be mature about it#it literally is not as big or horrible on gamefreak's end as people are making it out to be#it was scrapped for a reason. it was too much for this video game for children. can we move on or are people gonna make the same unfunny#joke about it#ask to tag?
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the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical
#i love akechi but i sometimes i wish you could bully him like no matter which dialogue u pick it sounds like ur flirting back w him#“i'm going to be completely honest with you. i've always hated you” why can't u say smt unserious back#like “sorry i have a snatched waist and correct opinions on everything.” or like “ur loss lmao”#hate playing darts with this bitch bc i play on a steamdeck and i don't have a fucking gyroscope so like#it's trying to replicate how the joycons or pro controller would throw AND ITS SUCKS SO BAD#like i just see akechi get a hat trick every single fucking time with three bulls in a row and meanwhile im struggling to line the thing up#and then after u finish he's like “hmm i see. that's an interesting way to play it” WHAT THE FUCK THERES LITERALLY NO STRATEGY HERE SMARTAS#I JUST MISSED. IM NOT STRATEGIZING. THERES NOTHING “INTERESTING” ABOUT IT.#i hate going to penguin snipers so much i hope i can get this stupid game on switch so i can actually rank up akechi's baton pass#and not waste like 1000 yen every night bc i refuse to not let a party member be on rank 3#akechi fuck yourself why can't we play 501 like we do with everyone else. why do u have to make everything abt this stupid rivalry#im gonna kms i hate akeci and i hate darts#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#goro akechi#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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princess tutu: die jahreszeiten 🌸
kind of a companion piece to my 2022 ptutu drawing | it's on inprnt
this print was at anime north; next con is otakuthon!
oops so my hand slipped and i made another princess tutu drawing. i admittedly don't watch that much anime so my catalogue of work is gonna be the same 5 animes LMAO. what can i say, i love "dark" fairy tales, and i've been really enjoying the more fine art approach to a lot of my drawings as of late (and the watercolour brush i've been using has been so perfect for that...!)
as my first princess tutu drawing is now 2 years old, there are some areas i've grown to have ... qualms with... although both drawings as a whole are pretty much exactly what i envisioned, and that's always satisfying!
both of these were drawn in roughly a week's time (yes really...) for con crunch period (and i went back to this drawing after the con to touch up some areas that were a bit rough!). i wanted a different approach to this new pt drawing, with the focus on the line work, rather than on colours and lighting in the 2022 drawing.
this drawing had 2 goals: to continue the style i adopted in my witch hat atelier "lantern bearers" drawing (which i promise i'll post in full soon as soon as all of the zine artists get their go-ahead to post their pieces!), and to emulate the art nouveau movement's heavy emphasis on line work, albeit not a 1:1 style replication of course.
the seasons also aren't a 1:1 representation, as i didn't necessarily pick flowers or colours that are most strongly associated with the season (e.g. summer being a dark tone is a bold choice?). but it's kinda whatever, as i said before i drew this in a week, there may be more appropriate flowers with better meanings. i couldn't spend too too much time drafting and researching.
FLOWER SYMBOLISM:
- spring: apple blossoms, tulips - the apple blossom is a quintessential spring flower, and thus symbolize the arrival of spring. spring is a season of change, which ahiru/princess tutu is a force of, instigating change in her friends and unravelling the story around her. the flowers below her are tulips, and there are many meanings to tulips depending on the colour, due to their ubiquitous nature. i narrowed on one, and intended for them to symbolize happiness. princess tutu's pose is one in which that is open, inviting, and warm - reflecting her nurturing nature in the series, and her willingness to help others achieve happiness.
- summer: deadly nightshade flower, yellow rose - i chose for rue/princess kraehe to symbolize a fiery summer's night instead of the typical dazzling heat of a summer's day, a rather bold and unusual choice. the warmth of sunshine didn't quite fit, as the character is quite dramatic and passionate, with her intentions often hidden in shadow. next, the deadly nightshade - atropa belladonna - has a lot of mythological associations, a lot to do with poisoning, as the flower is toxic. the flowers bloom at night (another reason why i picked a nighttime backdrop for "summer") and also outwardly match rue's dark design scheme, as the cherry on top. yellow roses, at the bottom of her frame, are the archetypal flower depicting jealousy (as with many yellow flowers are), and at one point in the story, rue only wished for her own happiness at the misfortune of others.
- autumn: douglas fir needles, orange calla lily - autumn is another season of change - although much more tumultuous, as this season is traditionally taken to prepare for a long winter ahead - fitting for fakir as the role of the storyteller. the douglas fir is not a flower of course, but is a tree - with many different parts of this tree offering many benefits in advance of the winter season. i wanted the versatile nature of the douglas fir to reflect on fakir's dependable personality. next up, the calla lily is a flower with a dual meaning - on one hand you have life, on the other you have death. a storyteller quite literally can grant both at the tip of their fingers.
- winter: birch tree, snowdrop - winter is a rather still and unchanging season, a lull in the passage of time. this symbolizes mytho's passive nature at the start of the series, especially with his doleful pose here, as if almost in hibernation. to contrast, mytho is perched on the branches of a birch tree, which means new beginnings and renewal - as mytho is one of the characters that undergo the most change throughout the series (i'd argue the most?), regaining pieces of his heart. under mytho's frame is the snowdrop flower - and if you've read my witch hat atelier: seasons piece symbolisms, one of the snowdrop's meanings is rebirth, with connotations to the bible, bringing hope, when all had forsaken eve. the snowdrop is one of the first flowers to bloom even when the snow has not yet fully melted, further echoing mytho as an analogy for rebirth.
#princess tutu#ptutu#ahiru#fakir#mytho#rue (princess tutu)#fakir (princess tutu)#mytho (princess tutu)#ahiru (princess tutu)#my art#im not much of a painter but painting the curtains was kinda fun... got lost in the sauce every single time i tackled that area#so i think i understand why people paint now#im free from con deadlines for a little while so i might try my hand at oc stuff...#and i want to get better at my sketch/doodle style too bc admittedly it takes way too long to draw anything and i want to change that#which is why ive been doing the lineless style for sticker sheets and keeping them pretty basic and rough!! im happy with em#i only know how to 'complete' drawings really so . lot of sketching ahead this summer hopefully..#artists on tumblr#illustration
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hey… I painted this in the half dark and I had no idea it was this colorful until this morning
#i’m not complaining#it was just a surprise#my art#danny phantom#dp#valerie gray#i still don’t know what Im doing most of the time with guache#I’d like to practice with it more because it has a very satisfying thickness and nice layering going on#oh#this is actiually acrylla guache#it’s the single pigmented primary pack which is why#The colors look like an eye strainign acid bath#Very fun
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when nimona first shapeshifted in front of gloreth, gloreth was a little freaked out, but more just shocked, and then they went on being friends. it was only once gloreth’s parents told her that nimona is a horrible monster that she finally turned on her. this movie isn’t subtle in the least with its themes, but i like this part of the movie because it really shows just how imaginary and baseless (for lack of a better way to phrase this) the fear of monsters (i.e. trans people) in society is. children, like gloreth, when left alone without any societal influences, will be faced with this Other, Different thing and accept it, just go with it. befriend them.
#bluebird.txt#nimona#it’s like all those stories you hear where people are like ‘i told my niece im gay and she asked why im still single’ or something like tha#kids don’t care! kids left to their own devices really don’t care!#anyways we live in a society whatever whatever#i love this movie#this is brought to you by me living in Stupid Bigoted People Land and i’m tired of it
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go read Memento Nori and Like the Stars and What Friends Are For and just generally all of Ad Astra Per Aspera by LadyDaybreaker on ao3
#peak fiction#two of these are like 3/4th retelling of the actual episodes#but they add so many little details and changes and i love it#little things that explain why characters act the way they do later and all that#its all good its like 341k words total if you ignore parts 6 7 and 8#best part is#of course#lizzy and uzi and thad fucking around with a laser pointer#idk im just obsessed with murder drone fics its more of all my blorbos#opacity is my best friend i love opacity i love fucking with it#non anti aliasing is also my best and worst friend. i love the pixels but its terrible when trying to draw small#art#murder drones#murder drones uzi#murder drones lizzy#murder drones thad#murder drones n#murder drones v#serial designation n#serial designation v#is that the most characters i've had in a single post? who knows#also for you fuckers in the last post. if i connected those letters i would have been rendered incapable of reading my own fucking post#i cannot read it if i cant tell where one letter ends and the next begins
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was captivated by screenshots of iwtv characters with their hand up and pointer finger out, and knew that finger had to waggle and so i made them waggle
here are my children,
#with no real skill or experience in cutting and moving things in photos but with a passion and single minded need i made these#i need it to be known i keep thinking about these gifs and giggling but im so aware this might by niche and something only i find funny#oh and my friend he likes them too#if it’s only me and my one friend who finds these funny then that’s so fair but something about it delights me#the bad quality is part of the charm and also bc i got the screenshots from twitter and made the gifs in procreate like there was never#a chance for them to not be pixelated#because procreates gif export is kinda dismal and also sucks the colors out of things which is why these are so muted#iwtv#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#daniel molloy#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#armand#just armand no surname for him but that’s alright because he gets 2 more first names instead to make up for it 🥰
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"But she's a cop so therefore" bro shut up I'm so serious, go sign up to a food shelter, go do community service. This isn't activism bro, no one's handing out morality awards.
If you reduce someone down to their job, or where they are born, or what privileges they have and wipe away their humanity because of it, I don't care if it's fictional or not.. you are just a shit person, and 25 video essays on capitalism and the working class wont wash away how hateful you are.
Like I just want to enjoy a really good show and it's like wading through protest pickets of 19 year olds trying to yell their own bed blob politics at me.
What happened to fandom culture? it's not for the love of the stories, or the characters. It's all about how virtuous you can look, how you can push your poli sci degree into an analysis and pretend you are engaging with what's in front of you.
Shaming people for liking morally obscure characters, pretending that showing bad things means endorsing bad things, not allowing characters to develop beyond "good" and "bad".
It drives me crazy man.
#im so tired bro#whatever happened to “i know this character is doin bad things but i love her!!” and that being an entirely reasonable thing#because we recognise that just because we like morally obscure characters doesnt me we co sign their actions#why does every single thing people say in these spaces have to come with caveats#arcane#caitlyn kiramman
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Mod Owl lore: I used to be an artist for an original closed adoptables species called Wuffies on a niche rp forum board and I've been thinking about them again recently, so I thought i'd doodle Grian as a wuffy. Bonus fun fact - wuffies do not usually have wings, but I was the only person to ever get a wuffy with wings cause it was a birthday present from the species owner and I still have it :3 It would feel criminal to not give Grian wings though
#mcyt#grian#hermitcraft#grian fanart#daily-grian#mod owl#this is NICHE i do not expect a single person to understand what im talking about here. this was like 2013ish#however if by some miracle you DO know what im talking about - hiiiiii :3#i have zero idea what ever happened to the species owner and that is a mystery that plagues me to this day#wuffies were fun though i miss 'em. just lil guys. not quite cats not quite dogs but a secret third thing#the original template for them did actually have grian eyes so it works out really well#the design lore is that every wuffy is unique - specifically their ears and tails. no two have the same#which is why its a closed species with designated artists. i had a lot of fun with designing 'em i miss 'em
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She did not understand the assignment
#good omens#ineffable husbands#good omens fanart#aziracrow#fanart#digital art#artists on tumblr#ibispaint art#demos art#based on that one draw ur favs as meme that was around a while ago#bc you know i love hopping onto trends way too fucking late#shes wearing her twice divorced fit#her widow that might have killed the husband fit#her im single and available fit#yknow how it is#also needed an excuse to draw longer hair crowley#also wanted an excuse to she/her crowley because i can do what i want#'why is she wearing heels to bed' because you've gotta serve always and forever she's been serving for 6000 years she aint gonna stop now#convinced theyd get matching pajamas at one point#tired of having to color adjust my ipad art bc it comes out muted on laptop screens RAAAHHHHH
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im tired
#kib art#elizabeth was unintentionally singled out regarding the sprites#oopsie#artists on tumblr#digital artist#digital art#fnaf#fnaf 4#fnaf 4 crying child#elizabeth afton#micheal afton#cassidy afton#the crying child#crying child#five nights at freddy's#lotta color symbolism here#so much color symbolism#you cant convince me micheal WOULDNT wear socks w sandals#i might draw william and ms afton sometime#no promises#question for the tag readers; why do people think CCs name is garrett#im so sleepy#its 2 am#help
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listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.
yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?
maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".
get a better joke
#toy txt post#god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones#let it flop..........pls#internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop#i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having#1 million bajillion disclaimers#virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word#disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word#grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used#to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023#and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like#im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild#i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good'#like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you#but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches'#'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay#god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil#but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful#and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like#hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine#and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr#and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like#and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay#its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat#? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty?#you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right#stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny#whatever#if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll#i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.
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Okay, for aro awareness week, I need you all to start recognizing that:
NOT EVERYONE IN THE ARO COMMUNITY IS FROM THE UNITED STATES OR EUROPE.
Please, when we're having discussions about aphobia, allonormativity amatonormativity, and other issues for the love of god STOP PRETENDING THAT WE DON'T EXIST AND LISTEN TO US!
We aren't just your token aros that exist in the other side of the world just for you to prove that we are everywhere or whatever point you're trying to make, we are living, breathing human beings and members of the aro community and we deserve respect and to be remembered not as a point in your discourse but as equals.
I am sick and tired of people just assuming that everyone in the community is either from the United States or Europe and only centering those voices in the discussion. We exist too.
#mayaposts#aro#aromatic#aro awareness week#aromantic awareness week#aro awareness week 2024#aroallo#aroace#arospec#filipino aro#asian aro#poc aro#sorry this came about after someone replied to me saying that not everyone can afford necessities with one income and that rent is too#expensive these days with ''just move to less expensive cities like amsterdam or london and get a full time job'' and it PISSED ME OFF#mind you it was a discussion on why aroaces (who may not have partners or roommates) struggle in today's economy#the other person was not only dismissive of the op who was explaining the frustrations of needing to work multiple jobs to stay afloat#but also trying to just dismiss the struggles of single income people (in this case non-partnering aroaces)#and the implication that we should just ''move out of london and amsterdam and get a full time job'' to be able to afford rent#is such a privileged european/american take#sorry im ranting now lol im just peeved off#i dont even know if the other person was aroace at all tbh but whatever
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why is their name siffrin when you siff in the cold food and siff out hot eat the food
#While im posting this the wxs nyansei 2dmv got annoynced. needless to say WHY ARE YOU KKITY. WHY SO KITTY. WHY SO KITTY.#fitting for while my isat brainrot hits (siffrin often known to kitty)#isat#in stars and time#siffrin#I love playing games super late. im crazy btw#devastating for me to spend ~40 hours eating every piece of flavor text and hear theres a secret boss and go OMG THERES MORE HEHEEE#only to see that i just happened to fulfill the requirements for the secret boss on my own and already did it. so#steam achievement hunting vy interacting with every single pillar can fill the star shaped hole isat has left. (lol) (lol) (lol)#odile i think they are going to put me in a mental hospital#i have another drawing i did but its edgy so now im looking down on it. which is stupid. but well.#sigh ill post it kicks a rock and it ricochts off the wall and hits me right in the head like a brick
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Y'all ever think how Red Barrels showed this man's dick many times in the comic but didn't add bulge in Coyle's model despite how other Prime Assets dialogues implied he's hard 24/7 like
Why are they so "shy" about Coyle despite his wild-ass sexual dialogues yet go wild and push the limit to Franco. This is not even Franco vs Coyle this shit has been bugging me because they don't want to show anything revealing from Coyle yet we got a whole comic page full of Franco's dick LMAOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭
#outlast#Outlast Trials#The Outlast Trials#Leland Coyle#Coyle#Franco Barbi#Franco#it's just hilarious like im not talking it in “why coyle doesnt show dick wee wee”#more like “Why they were so shy to a character that would sexually harass the player”#but then proceed to create another one AND FULLY REVEAL EVERY SINGLE INCH OF HIS SKIN#it's just hilarious#where is his bulge#why coyle is so flat#THEY DONT EVEN ADD ASS ON HIM
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