#that's the only way
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neither one of these new boots that have been recruited this season better get in the way of chenford getting back together unless it is a ploy they devise with lucy to make tim jealous.
#*carly catalogs#I'M LOOKING AT YOU SPECIFICALLY DERIC ZSDDZSFRTYGHJKL#I'M SO SERIOUS TOO THEY BETTER NOT BE INTRODUCING ONE OF THEM AS A NEW POTENTIAL LOVE INTEREST FOR LUCY#NOT UNLESS THEY'RE BOTH IN ON A SCHEME TO MAKE TIM JEALOUS#THAT'S THE ONLY WAY#the rookie#the rookie s7#deric augustine#patrick keleher#tim bradford#lucy chen#chenford#otp: you know me so well
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Bianca: "Can you see what you've done Ajax?"
Ajax: *just blankly stares at Bianca*
Bianca: "LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE AJAX!!"
#seriously#bianca#just beat him up#i think#that's the only way#he will understand#and also#i think that would be very funny to witness#but fr#ajax#wtf#get it through your skull#know that what you've done#is messed up#jeez#bianca barclay#wenclair#wenclair cult
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Hmmmm...
Used this picrew to make those.
Light brown, blond, mahogany or jet-black..? Hair color escapes me.
Way too prettyboy-ish (I like my men with more character), but for general brainstorming will do.
#art#picrew#delightfullyodd draws#but kinda not exactly this time#artblr#artists on tumblr#not sure what do I do#which one gives the nerdiest vibes?#nerds are hot#not only a nerd but also likes non-human women#as you might have guessed one of the storylines is him trying to woo a monster lady with varying results#aside from that#and unethical experiments#and general science dickery#he is a monstruwakan#that means person who studies monsters of the world#yes in all possible ways including the unspeakable ones#you understand now what sort of people work in this department?#but when your world is infested by all kinds of monstrosities#that's the only way#Also he kinda always wanted to be a monster himself but alas he was born a human#but given his general issues with perfection and perfectionism it's really amusing that he turned out to be relatively normal#can't say the same about his siblings#character development#character design#Dear Fellow Traveller#ocs#my ocs#drawing#artwork
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would you rather suck cock or get eaten?
Suck him off so good, he can't help but eat me out afterwards.
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It really is time these made a comeback:

#ugh#fucking billionaires#take all their money#if they refuse#you know what to do#that's the only way
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Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”
#fandom#media literacy#like not to be shitty but. a lot of the kinds of things analyzed to death in fandom are not complicated#enough to lend themselves to really different readings in a rich way lol#we’re not talking about vertigo here just pew pew space movies and cartoons and superheroes#things that are typically more direct in what they have to say#so many smart ppl in the Star Wars fandom are too nice about this tbh#‘just my opinion though’ no babe it’s the only well defended take I’ve seen and u should own it!
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ok not to be that guy but like. labor rights and working class rights can coexist with 24h services and late amenities. its certainly hard to do so without worker exploitation in this political and social environment, it’s not a conflict likely to resolve overnight. but 24h services are important and especially valuable to those of us that are disabled or are on a different circadian rhythm. in fact more professional, health, and government services should be available or at least possible to work on asynchronously (if applicable) during late or odd hours, while workers also get sufficient pay for their labor and proper consistent scheduling. this would be much easier on the workers with night schedules if the entire professional world didn’t grind to a halt at 5pmEST
#just like. it doesn’t have to be this way#the number of people I’ve talked to who would absolutely do a night schedule if it didn’t suck ass because you can never get anything done#like. go to the doctor. without waking up at your equivalent of 2am to make their latest afternoon slot#the sleep deprivation of trying to keep a normal schedule and trying to get stuff done sometimes on my natural schedule are like#the same. I started getting fevers any time I stayed up longer than 14 hours bc I had to do it so often to make appts#it’s only a little better now because I’ve been strict with a schedule that’s somewhere in the middle#so I at least have 2 hours to try and do stuff before the entire country fucks off to bed#.txt
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Even predator animals are highly selective in what they try to kill, because killing consumes a huge amount of energy and attempting to kill is dangerous. no living being goes around recklessly doing violence because it's bad for it, the animal.
Wrong. The Jellyfish.
I actually do not believe humans have a guiding moral system. That does not predict or explain human behavior very well at all. Most people's behavior is far more easily explained by their emotions, their needs, and what everyone around them considers it to be normal to do. Most people will instinctively stay alive, stay comfortable, and avoid social ostracism, and their actions flow clearly from that. the patterns of behavior are predictable, but not morally consistent or principled.
And in the absence of adhering to true "morals," most humans don't go around killing/maiming/assaulting people anyway. Because there is little reason to. it's rarely fun or enjoyable, and dealing with the fallout of it would be a real pain.
I always wonder why moral theorists assume we need some belief system to keep us from killing one another. What do you get out of killing someone? It is exhausting and messy. Animals do not have a moral system and they don't go around killing other animals for no good reason. Even predator animals are highly selective in what they try to kill, because killing consumes a huge amount of energy and attempting to kill is dangerous. no living being goes around recklessly doing violence because it's bad for it, the animal.
We do not have to worry about humans being wantonly "evil". Most behaviors that we label as evil are a huge pain in the ass to do, with zero clear gain. when humans do treat one another violently there is virtually always some intense overpowering need they are trying to meet, some survival stakes that make it the better option in that moment than doing nothing.
The acts of violence and abuse that happen in the world on a more global scale occur not because of someone lacking morals, but because people in power have a vested economic or political reason to do it, and face relatively low risk. It is easy for the leaders of imperial powers to genocide people, it does not place them in physical danger, and they stand to gain a lot from it. thats why it happens. thats what we gotta worry about. that some people have clear incentives to kill/maim/rape on a global scale, and doing so costs them nearly nothing. not that people are "evil"
#sorry#this was too funny for me not to post#also I personally think box jellyfish are the scariest animals on earth because of this#I live in Bear country#there are lots of ways to try to avoid or de-escalate a bear encounter#sharks aren't avoidable but they generally don't want to kill you#Crocs are natures perfect murder reptile#but even they are motivated by hunger or territoriality#you know how you avoid box jellyfish killing you?#you stay out of the ocean#that's it#that's the only way#that part of the ocean belongs to them#because they don't have brain with which to choose anything other than lethal violence to anything they bump into#Go to Australia#but don't go in the ocean in the top end
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yeah i'm wlw (wench loving wench)
#wlw#artists on tumblr#digital art#illustration#artwork#lesbian#queer#lgbtq#medieval manuscript#medieval art#medieval#lgbt art#lesbian art#wlw art#sapphic art#queer art#pride#pride art#art#drawing#sketch#digital illustration#theartofmadeline#getting through a tough week the only way i know how.#drawing gay people.#wenches loving wenches#sapphic
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I can behave normally around books
#shitpost#anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct#in my defense I only bought 5#for a combined total of usd#where’d the number go. it was 17 usd#the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself#but either way#24 in one day is a personal record I think#also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake
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my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.
it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.
it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords
#this post was inspired by me using a screwdriver to take the broiler off the wall because the warm water stopped working#while my dad went well there is only cables in there. who are we if we dont find our ways around some cables#damn right!!!!
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interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

#text#‘ur situation is different’ Do u know Their situation enough to say that lol#also like. be srs if u didnt know me ud think the same way abt me. Do u think this abt me subconsciously?? guessing yes#The only person who HASNT made me feel like this and has actually articulated what they meant in a way that didnt feel like a dig#at me was 💫 last night hence why its on my mind
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People are already making morbius-tier shitposts for the Minecraft movie and its awesome

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I see way too many posts about being really affectionate with your friends and if you aren't hugging and kissing your friends then you don't really have friends and you should be in love with your friends a little bit and it annoys me so here's a post that shouts out non-affectionate friends. shoutout to the people who don't like affection or hugging or being super gushy with each other but still love and appreciate their friends dearly. shoutout to the people who find it really hard to be emotionally vulnerable and sweet but are still always there for you in a crisis. shoutout to people who don't have to be hugging you constantly to prove that they care about you
#ramblings#sorry as someone who is incredibly uncomfortable w affection it drives me crazy when ppl imply it's the only way to have a true connection
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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕
#new bracken quiz just dropped!!#only took me like three hours actually. kind of impressive#for the way that i write quizzes. i will go 'let me write a piece of short fiction' and then expect to do it in one sitting#I DID IT TONIGHT THOUGH. almost 2000 words in the document. crazy shit#anyway um. what if i told you all that this one is normal for sure. nice normal regular quiz that will be nice to you#i won't pinky promise but you are free to believe me if you want <3#uquiz#my uquizzes#my quizzes#uquiz quiz#uquizzes#uquiz link#quiz link#quizzes#quiz#is there a tag for fucked up narrative/poetry based quizzes. how do i get that to the target audience#^ guy who has been spending this whole time cultivating the target audience
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