#that's the LIFE

[damndorothea]

if i was famous i would relate to the lakes and do exactly what the song says

[swaggypsyduck]

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST THIS!!! the king and queen are enjoying their break back home. we love to see it🫶🏼🫶🏼

[kradogsrats]

me just casually disgorging like 1000 words of setting magipolitical analysis based on 3-5 sentences of new content

[t-ess-e]

I may act like I'm okay, but deep down I just want to come home to my lover, a bottle of wine and a freshly cooked meal, afterwards I relax in a tub while He reads poetry to me.

For fellow wine lovers Check out my friend's article in the link below;

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[snaxle]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[parttimepunner]

Pour one out for a real one.

[annabelle--cane]

[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[jenjen4280]

Taken in 2000 about a year into our relationship.

Taken in 2024 (last weekend). Didn’t quite get the pose or positioning right, but hey, we’re older and our memory ain’t what it used to be!

[emotionalwords]

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

[theres-rue-for-you]

my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

[comeguessmethisriddle]

well? can you?

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[lambergeier]

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING