Let’s say hypothetically I move to Pelican Town, Stardew Valley… and on my first day, as I'm making my way to purchase seeds at the general, I come across this young, blonde bachelor who happens to be a skater boy with a musical talent; and also has a huge passion for music, hoping to someday become an artist.
And this bachelor…for argument’s sake, has an inconsistent eye color (Sometimes blue, sometimes green; this man is definitely the loveliest of all hazel-eyed kings).
And HYPOTHETICALLY, I show up at his door holding the prettiest tiger's eye stone I could find just for him (and also present him with two gifts a week that consist of cacti, joja colas, pizzas and of course tiger's eye stones).
How long do you think before he’s sneaking me into his bedroom window to confess his love for me?
this is a very specific hypothetical you’ve brought up here... since it’s all hypothetical and everything… i’m gonna try to give you my best answer.
if you showed up at my door with all those gifts, and especially with tiger’s eye— that would definitely catch my attention. and since you asked how long it would take me to confess my love for you? well... i guess that'd depend on a lot of things.
but hey, that’s all just hypothetically speaking isn't it?
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Biker Simon with the clubs kids 😮💨
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HELP?? THAT IS SO COOL WHAT
simon snaps his visor up and laughs when he hears your nephew’s resounding merry scream, the boy still bouncing around excitably at simon’s little trick. he then stops waving his hands around to run back to simon and hug his legs.
“that was sooo cool,” he cheers, his voice muffled by his helmet.
simon fondly shakes his head before reaching down to unlatch the helmet from the boy’s little head.
“promise not to tell y’r aunt or y’r parents that i did that?” simon asks, holding up his pinky.
your nephew hooks his pinky with simon’s then mimes himself zipping his mouth shut, before theatrically whispering, “i promise!”
simon chuckles and ruffles the boy’s short hair before straightening back up to remove his own helmet only to jolt in surprise at seeing you standing by the garage door, your jaw hanging open. it’s all the confirmation simon needs to know that you’ve caught them.
“uh-oh,” your nephew gasps out, having caught on.
uh-oh indeed.
“sweetheart,” simon starts. “i, uh, won’t do it again-”
“how’d you do that?! that was so cool!” you shout, too buzzed to notice that you’ve cut him off, before elatedly bouncing – truly like aunt, like nephew – towards him, your eyes still wide with glee.
you stand beside your nephew and simon chokes on his laughter when he notices the way you two are staring up at him in twin awe, your guys’ cheeks round from the forces of your smiles.
if only he can take a picture of the two of you right now.
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simon later receives a message from your brother-in-law.
> Apparently, I’m no longer his favourite adult.
attached is a video taken from the garage’s security cameras – simon doing his little trick, your nephew bouncing around happily, and then you ambling towards the two of them in your mismatched slippers.
simon saves the video and bites a grin as he sends in his reply.
You never were. <
(biker!simon root post)
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