#that's one of my favourite parts lmaooooo

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[melinoelliones]

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Say hello to my husband <3 I was tryna wait till October to do Black Butler shit but now I gotta.... 

Reminder, how I interpret these characters may be different to how YOU interpret them, don’t jump me if you dislike what I say. X fem and X gn reader

This is more on the Undertaker before his ass takes off the hat side, so the jokey cheeky Undertaker. ALSO MANGA SPOILERS FOR THE LETTER W!! 

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’s probably giggling to himself and mocking the noises and phrases you said during sex LMAOOOOO. Really tho he’ll defo pull the blankets over you and feed you one of them dog bone biscuits, kisses in abundance, nothing too crazy as he will probably leave while you sleep do to fuck knows what.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves our whole body, he examines it like crazy and he says it’s so “he can fit us for a coffin one day”...... I feel like he loves our throat though 100%

On him, he loves his hands and he takes VERY good care of them, fresh set n everything we all saw that shit

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Enjoys doing it on your entire front, all of it, top to bottom

Also loves it down your throat, you can never take it all at once so watching it trickle down the corners of your mouth alongside your spit and tears is everything to him

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Enjoys doing stuff while he has customers present, if you make a noise or people get suspicious he’ll laugh or do something stupid to get people off it

He has shamelessly got off to the thought of you, maybe even your underwear

He begs and he enjoys doing it

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He is quite experienced I’ll be honest

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

Riding in all ways possible, he wants you on him, grinding up against him whilst he helps you. Watching your needy face try to take everything in has him grinning like a crazy man

Missionary where your legs are over your head pretty much. You pushing his hair to the side as he’s panting and whimpering slightly, you know he’s close but he won’t stop

Any position where you are half hanging out a coffin, kinda like stuck in a wall but your stuck half out a coffin? He probably made a custom one JUST for this. Hearing your moans echo off the walls of the coffin keeps him going.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Very goofy, keeps the jokes going THROUGHOUT

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

It’s pretty wild down there imma be real

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He is always making jokes and sometimes being cocky but he’ll always show an intimate side straight after

“F~Fuck just like that, please please keep going” he’d choke out laughing, mocking what you had just moaned out. “Don’t give me that face, I want to hear more of it” he’d laugh once more at your pout, pulling you into a kiss whilst pushing deeper into you.

Sum like that

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

A lot and he has NO shame in it. It’s pretty shocking how often he can do it. Sometimes he’ll stay pent up just to get off when he knows you’re coming home as he knows you love when he’s a whimpering n babbling mess, maybe you’ll even decide to help him out?

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Blindfolds, he loves to mess with ALL of your senses while you can’t see

Knife kink and blood but its SUBTLE. You may or may not have seen him store away a bit of your blood though, wonder what he’s saving that for…..

Restraints, wants to tie you up around his shop

Toys for both of you, watching you desperately cry out to cum as he keeps turning off the vibe

Choking, he enjoys doing it while thrusting into you with full force, hearing you choke out moans and mumbles while he tightens his grip

Dacryphilia for sureeee, would examine your face and wipe your tears while fucking into you with no remorse. Even lets out a giggle or two while at it 

“Well would you look at that, you’re crying my dear, such a pretty specimen indeed. Cmon you can hold out for me, just a bit longer and i’ll make you feel so so good”

Not sure if its a kink but pussy eating. He will sit there for as long as he can just eating you out till you're completely numb from the waist down. 

"You haven't used your safeword yet you've cum 4 times in a row, is it too much for you yet hehe? Cmon, let me wipe those tears, you're too pretty to cry. Now how about I make it 6 times, or even 10 AHA, can you take all that my sweet sweet doll? Let's see shall we?" he'd smirk whilst shoving a couple digits into your already sopping core, tongue already making its way to your swollen clit. He would go on all night long if he could.

L = Location (favourite places to do they do)

Every corner of his store, if you can see it, you've done it there. Favourite would probably be on his desk though.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

YOU! JUST YOU! You are something he’s never seen before and the way you make him feel is unmatched.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Anything outside the shop or on ONE specific coffin.... Whats in there?

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He’s a munch, yes I said it

Begs to have you on his face, even if that beg is in riddles or him twisting the narrative

“Hehe cmon, you know you want to, have a seat my dear, it's all yours”

“I want to taste you just once more, cmon don’t be shy, I won’t bite, unless you want me to hehe” 

He also loves receiving too though, you under his gown, even when customers are in and he’ll be giggling while starting to fuck your face on the other side of the desk

“Aha, look at you, you did brilliantly. You barely made a peep whilst they were here, such a special specimen indeed” he’d coo, pulling back his cloak to ease you off his cock, your tears mixed with his release rolling down your lower face.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s cheeky as fuck. Would start slow, then speed up to a perfect pace then as you are close slow all the way back down, to the point where it's technically edging and you can’t even get off. I can hear him giggling now 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He says “Come on my love, we can make it quick” then ya’ll are at it for an hour. Ultimate LIAR. It gets boring in his shop so ya’ll still do it often anyway 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Hell yeah but he knows you will never get caught. Just for entertainment you defo tried to get caught but he covered it up swiftly

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go for a hot minute, like 5+ rounds. With his personality people could think otherwise but absolutely not.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

A sucker for a toy. He defo made a pocket pussy using YOURS, so when you aren’t with him he has a replica but he knows it's not exactly the same. Also has a vibe, he has sensitive nipples and we take FULL advantage of that

He loves to use toys on you too though, watching how they make your body react is quite fascinating. He can tell the difference between fake and his real thing though and he adores it, your needy face begging for the real thing is everything. Only he can make you feel certain ways

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Too much, but the orgasms he makes you reach after are always worth it

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

When he’s seriously into it he only grunts and dirty talks, otherwise it's the opposite, whimpering and cursing under his breath

“How does that feel my dear? You like it deep don’t you”

“Your body takes it so well, I’m not sure if I’ll be able to keep g~going much longer”

“Listen to yourself, all this dirty talk from such a sweet specimen?”

“A girl like you should be walking the streets of Soho, yet here you are taking the cock of an Undertaker. How did I get so lucky to have the dirtiest of them all stroll through my doors?”

“Aha, keep going love, i’m not finished just yet”

W = Wild card (a random dirty headcanon for the character)

Would consider making you into a puppet when you die and keeping you for…. Personal reasons

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Dude is pretty big so imma say 8/9 inches, more on the slenderish side but veiny

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Unusually high

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He doesn’t, he’ll pretend to but go off once you’re asleep. Dudes got things….. to do.......

[decaflondonfog]

writerly ephemera

a few years back my darling friend @the-starryknight started a tag game inspired by a chat we had in a writing server regarding all the little personal details we add to our art. humans hold so many things close to their hearts without even realising, memories, artefacts, places, turns of phrase... lots of precious little bits and bobs i adore! recently i had a chat with the lovely @billdenbrough about the familiar fear of putting a little too much of yourself into a character — when do you cross the self-insert line? but also, aren’t these the things that make our characters human? which got me thinking about starry's tag game. so i've decided to bring it back! here's how we're doing it:

✨ share some bits little bits of you, easter eggs, memories, etc. you have left scattered in your fics or art. if you fancy it, tag a pal. ✨

i apologise in advance for the ridiculous amount of yapping you’re about to read aaaand here are some silly little mari-isms i’ve let bleed into my writing:

🏡 "The house is a ridiculous thing that could easily sleep a whole Exy team, but when Kevin questions it, all Andrew does is shrug and say, “This wasn’t exactly planned, it’s the best I could find with the time I had.”"

geometric equilibrium has a few mari-isms in it. abby's house is based on my friend emma's house too but this feels the most relevant: the house in Asheville is based on a place i stayed in a couple of years ago! the real life one isn't in Asheville, though it is in NC. i spent a really happy week there with friends and it just popped into my head when i was writing this fic. the setup of the rooms (kevin's and andreil's being across the landing from each other) was useful for what i want to write (as well as the bathroom placement!) so i just ran with it.

🪩 “…the faded band t-shirt two sizes too big that the redhead has tucked into a leather mini skirt. Instead of the usual pair of boots, Neil’s wearing a pair of platform sneakers in black and white.”

ahhhhh kaleidoscope :’) the fic where i genderbent all the monsters and then turned neil into my wee dress up doll! all of neil’s outfits were based on stuff i own and this particular one was a fave during my clubbing days. the only thing i didn’t own when i wrote this fic were the black and white trainers which i now own hahaha

🛁 “Bitty cuts himself a generous slice of pie and eats it in the bath.”

i haven’t lived in a house with a bath for three years and i miss it dearly. i used to have pudding and booze in the bath on hard days and it was super therapeutic — honestly i was just living vicariously through bitty in growing pains

🌸 “There, in the corner, not covered by the laundry that Kevin didn’t put away, is a vintage armchair (…) It’s pink, with old, spoiled velvet, and half of the fringes at the bottom of the chair missing.”

approximately eight years ago i walked past an antique shop and fell in love with a pink velvet toad chair with a wee fringe at the bottom. i didn’t think i could afford it but told my partner i was going to try and convince the shop to let me rent it for a photoshoot. i got home after work one day and my partner had bought it for me 🥹 that chair has now been with us in four houses across three countries and used to be one of my late dog’s favourite nap spots. (the fact that i let kandrew desecrate the chair completely in do not disturb the cats was… a choice lmaooooo)

🪡 “Jean comes back to California after five weeks with the Foxes with his hair slightly too long and falling into his eyes, a smattering of fresh freckles over the bridge of his nose, and a new hobby.”

oh this might just be my favourite! when i saw @alcego’s prompt for t&n last year i kneeeeew it had to be mine. giving my Sad Wet Cat blorbo all of my craft hobbies? what a delight! the best part is that out of all the crafts i made him try in transferable skills, book binding (arguably the main one) is the one i never tried

does anyone want to share? i'll pass this along to the folks tagged above and also @vykio @rwnjun @storiesnstardust @greenautumnleaves @djhedy @thetrojeans @seasy33 @nanatsuyu and @sillyunicorn ❣️

[onesidedradiostatic]

https://www.tumblr.com/onesidedradiostatic/747177703731527680/alright-for-the-record-i-wanna-say-i-dont-see

They’re both morons, your honor.

Both are reactive and big-headed as part of their character flaws. Like mentos and cola, vinegar and baking soda, the fault isn’t necessarily one or the other. It was the trainwreck ego collision when neither could take their blinkers off and assess the situation, both believing the other is in the wrong. We have no idea yet on the morality involved with whatever happened, so big blank space there. I’m filling it with comedic miscommunication, personally

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LMAOOOOO yeah, I know I mostly bully vox but I genuinely think their falling out was the mess that it was because of both of their faults. they both absolutely see themselves as the victims in their respective situations and cannot fathom that they themselves did anything wrong in said situation it is HORRIBLE.

comedic miscommunication is my favourite thing to joke about them, my last few posts of them have been TOO SERIOUS, let's bring back the vox misreading alastor's completely platonic intentions as romantic and alastor not realising vox had any romantic intentions at all and ultimately them not understanding each other is what causes it to completely crumble. vox thinking he was so obvious and alastor not understanding why vox is being so dramatic about a business proposal rejection.

[the-grimm-writer]

👀OOOOOO WE TALKIN FAVE SUBTYPES OF YANS? I’m torn on mine because I like so many that are WILDLY different lmaooooo I think my favourites though are ones that start off just… in the worst possible position. Like stalkers, slashers, that type of person where maybe the first time they actually officially meet you is when they broke in and murdered your significant other and PLANNED on killing you, but you’re so cute.

Examplessss… Mahito, Dabi or Shigaraki, Ghostface, the Halloween horror house killer you mentioned before. They just dive full in because there really isn’t any realistic “courting” they could possibly do so they just snatch you and figure what better way to your heart than to fuck you until you can’t stand and use your weakness to teach you why you should love him back.

But also ngl another favourite is the “best friend to yandere lover” type. Like they had the time and energy to slowly either seduce you or just ruin your life in subtle ways you can’t directly blame on them so you eventually feel like there’s no one but them. (Though lowkey I love when this yandere has like. The perfect plan and you’re 80% of the way to fully in love with them and something happens that makes them snap and just “fine I wanted to be nice but we’ll just skip to the best part”. Especially if it was a misunderstanding and you’re being wrongfully punished.) I’m weak to yanderes who are sneaky and horrible people but with the power to ensure you only find out if they want you too.

I loveee slasher yans ehehehe. I've really been getting into yan ocs x readers lately and was lowkey thinking about making my own from my lil haunted house killer from before (if y'all would be interested in that lemme know 👀).

Also the "best friend to yandere lover" kinda reminds me of the whole nice guy trope, which I also love. Like having such a good guy friend that you trust (and lowkey have a crush on) until someone tells him you've started going out with someone else (and it could be true or not), when it was just you hanging out with another friend. But that's enough to cause him to snap next time he sees you. Yelling at you and cornering you, demanding that you tell him what don't you see in him because you obviously should be with him. And you can't argue back as he wraps his hand around your throat and whispers that you don't have a choice, that he's not letting you go before slamming his lips against yours <33

And sneaky yans are honestly so scary. Like for real the most dangerous because you're already stuck with them once they reveal their true colors to you.

[thegreymoon]

The Story of Minglan

Let's see how far through this episode I can get without wanting to smack a man. Gu Tingye in particular.

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Oh, delightful!

The Emperor has picked up secret gardening and his trusted subjects are there to watch him play with dirt like a baby 🙄

I preferred the old Emperor, honestly. This one seems incompetent, but I am putting my hopes in his son and Gu Tingye to keep the Song Dynasty from collapsing.

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Shameless 🤣����

I love how he just goes up to Emperors and demands they give him things 🤣🤣

That's how he got the spear from the old one too!

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Oh, Rulan, you don't know what a hard life is even as a concept 🙄🙄

Also, LOL, I love how smug Wang Ruofu looks here 🤣🤣

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LMAO, I love how Rulan expounds on how true love is the meaning of all joy and happiness and Miglan just looks at her like she's lost her mind 🤣🤣

I know that Minglan will eventually experience romantic love with Gu Tingye and tie her entire life to him, but her current state of mind is such an aroace experience 🤣🤣

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LMAO, their friendship remains one of my favourite things on this show 🤣🤣

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I can't watch 😫

Like... I know Gu Tingye already knows about Rulan and her boyfriend. It is a part of his plan, in fact. I know that Rulan will not actually come to any serious harm.

BUT STILL!

This drama has instilled sheer terror of secret romances in me 😖

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The way he cannot deal, LMAO 😅😅

And he was having such a good day, too!

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And it is the poor servant being beaten again, smh.

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Well, it's good to know that at least Wang Ruofu would not let them kill her.

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I have to say, while I do feel sorry for Rulan for getting caught up in Tingye's bullshit, I love this for Sheng Hong!

Not one daughter, but TWO!! getting caught in an illicit affair 🤣🤣 It couldn't have happened to a more deserving man!

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Coincidentally 🙄 Accidentally 🙄🙄

But how did he even know that they would be there at exactly that time?? IS HE IN LEAGUE WITH THAT JING FELLOW?

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LMAO, honestly, if my marriage prospects were the men in this drama, I would sooner become a nun too!

Anyway, Granny is PISSED and I am living!! 🔥🔥🔥

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Oh, now she's your daughter, is she 🙄

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LMAO, I love Granny! 💛

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Is this Rulan's boyfriend?

I don't think I ever got a good look at his face.

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LMAOOOOO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WON'T BE AGGRIEVING MINGLAN??

SHE HAS MOVED OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!

Her better options include: 1) marrying Gu Tingye, 2) marrying He Hongwen and 3) becoming a nun.

You have no chance.

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LOL, you'll settle nothing.

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LMAO, he's so pleased with himself 🤣🤣

Is sis Hualan matchmaking for him?? 👀 Her husband works for Gu Tingye, after all, it makes sense they would be in on this plan.

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Said the man who has done nothing but lie, sneak and scheme 🙄

Smack him, Minglan!

I mean, yes, also marry him, but smack him hard first!

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LMAO, you are about to be served a big piece of humble pie!

I'm going to love every moment of watching you fail!

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MTE.

[partrin]

been really busy lately because i got a new job at the hospital and i barely have any time to go on here (or when i do have free time, i just spend it reading or watching documentaries).

working on a chaptered fic titled "mixtapes in braille"; it's an old work that i wrote for a different fandom that i'm no longer a part of, but i'm rewriting it entirely for rinharu (and side soumako) because they suit it better. in this story, rin and sousuke are ex-olympians that own an art jamming cafe, and rin is a nerd/romanticist that makes mixtapes. in this scene, our cafe owners are spying on makoharu. here's an excerpt for funsies:

i'm really enjoying taking my time rewriting this story because a) my writing has gotten a lot better than when i first wrote the story, b) a lot of people from my old fandom really liked the story because of the mixtape-making part of it (and that there's a surprise character that turns out to be blind in it, which is always interesting to write) and c) idk.. it was personally my favourite story to write ever (and a very good excuse to write in a ton of innuendos and dick jokes lmaooooo)

like, i truly believe sousuke and rin talk like frat boys when they're alone with just each other at times and make tons of dick jokes. idk. it's just my personal headcanon. let's hope i actually finish this one!

ALSO: I NEED A BETA READER. i've never exactly had a beta reader before so if anyone's down.......... please hit me up 🥺 thank you!

[pardonmydelays]

I AM SO SORRY FOR RESPONDING TO YOU LATE!!!!

Hahaha, I love that you love sharks 😊 It was a pretty cool song.

"Walking the Wire" is such a beautiful song! That's neat it was their first song and they performed it in Poland!!

Awww, I hope your friend is doing alright too. "Radioactive" just hits, man. If not the lyrics, then the instruments. The whole song is just *chef's kiss*

I SWEAR I DIDN'T HEAR "It's Time"!!!!

(Why and How do I keep confusing Imagine Dragons for American Authors????)

Lmaooooo, yup, he went shirtless. The rest of the night. No shame in crushing on your favorite artists!

It's even better when you hear a celebrity you personally like get vulnerable (I mean genuinely vulnerable) and open up about it to a crowd of people they don't personally know, yet, still feel comfortable opening up about their struggles.

Lmao that shirt really is slutty 😂😂

Don't apologize for the essay, I loved it!!

please, don't apologize, look at me - answering this so many days later angrkkjkjrejk5k5kj-

ok, so i did my research and turns out it's time is not even on the setlist, which is a fucking crime if you ask me. it's literally one of their best songs ever. but overall the setlist is absolutely amazing! although i have noticed that some of the songs are changing, depends on the show (apparently some of the shows had hear me while the others had tiptoe? still sick as fuck, cause i love both).

i think i already told you this (i don't remember cause i talk A LOT), but i literally bought the tickets to LOOM tour next year cause they announced european leg and poland is on the list (not very surprising, cause they are here very often!) 😂 it's going to be my third imagine dragons show and i'm going with my friend who has a huge crush on dan (he literally told me the other day that he wants to see his "dragon" lmao HE'S WORSE THAN ME OK???). it's going to be amazing 😂

and i agree with the "no shame in crushing on your favourite artists" part. literally look at my blog. every single day of my life i am trying to make sure that everybody knows that i think tyler joseph is the sexiest man alive oops who said that not me.

[habibialkaysani]

I’ve been rather depressed about the upcoming season and the extent we will get Kanthony. I was hoping we would get a subplot like that (stupid) Jack Featherington one in S2 but it’s becoming more and more unlikely. I even saw someone post about all the different plots that’ll be featured in S3, which only means taking away screen time from our beloved Kanthony.

Sorry to go on but my point is - your Kanthony stories allow me to escape to what it could’ve been and especially with JB and SA’s acting. The way you describe their love, the way you write their banter and let’s not start on the smut scenes (🔥🥵) is absolute gold and wraps up all the details we didn’t get in S2.

Thank you for letting me get lost in your works and just imagine it is what we get on screen. Maybe in a parallel universe it is exactly this…

hey anon! thank you for the ask :)

I do think that season 3 of bridgerton is going to have different plots and kathony might get lost in a bit... but at the same time, I reckon I'll be happy regardless? I know that they will have a plot because they're in the show, you know? the crumbs in the trailer were just that, crumbs, but I ate them up nonetheless, and I feel like I'll be perfectly happy filling in the gaps or writing stuff of my own if the show doesn't give me what I want. it's my favourite part about fanfic in that sense, because it's so transformative and allows for you to fix things in canon often. plus ultimately, I knew going in that each season of bridgerton would focus on a different bridgerton sibling, and it's not like season 2 was with saphne because rege had left the show and wasn't coming back. kate and anthony will have *some* kind of presence in season 3, and there have been enough hints to suggest there may be a baby along the way, so we'll see what happens.

also omg!!! so glad you like the banter, and the other stuff (lmaooooo) - I feel like despite me coming into the fandom more than a year late, I've had a lovely welcome from other kathony fans, so long may that continue <3 plus this pairing has made me come out of writing!hibernation and inspired me to write well over 100k in the space of 3 months, so I am really grateful for the feedback :)

[la-squadra1234]

How would the Spiders react to the Torture Dance?

LMAOOOOO

This is definitely going to be one of my favourites like ever

Full credit to la-squadra1234

The spiders-

Feitan: ….what are they doing…….

Phinks: I’m a little worried

Nobunaga: damn, just how flexible are you?!?!

Chrollo: I don’t typically listen to this sort of music, followed by a ridiculous dance

Uvogin: OH HELL YEAH DANCE PARTY LET ME JOIN!!!!!

Franklin: what in the fuc-

Hisoka: ��️👄👁️

Hisoka: why am I here again???

Shalnark: Uvo wait for me! I want to join with you!!!

They would all have very mixed reactions as you can see lmao

I really really really liked this one and it was really fun to write and the best part about it is that it only took me like 10 to 15 minutes!!!

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!

[icyfox17]

3, 4, 9, 11, 15, 20, and 21 :D!!

3. three songs you were recently obsessed with -fucked up by racoma -car lights by james marriott -iris by goo goo dolls

OUGHOGUHGOGHOGHOGUHOGUHOGGHOUGHOGUH i have been looping these three SO MUCH LATELY along with allez les blues by los camps

fucked up jumpscares me bc theres swearing in the literal title and it sounds so intense and i mean the bridge aka my fav part of the song IS intense bUT ITS SOOOO GOOD AND SOSOSOO PRETTY AND I CANNOTTT GET OVERRR IT RAHHSHSHDFJSDK

car lights is a funny one bc the first like 3 years of me listening to james' music i never got into it for some reason?? i always loved grapes and gold n stuff but then tommy covered it during his karaoke stream and HOLYSHITT i was like wtf this is so good? and then i listened to the original and went HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO GOOD??? its now been like 2-3 months and i still. am looping this shit constantly like BRO BR O BRO BRO BRO BRO ITS SO GOODDFDOWEJFIAWFEJAWFELJAWEFIJWEFLWE I LOVE CAR LIGHTS SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHH

iris is one of my long time fav songssss, i grew up on 90s alt rock so anything from that era is just soo <333 fkjdsdjflsj EPXLODES !!! but like the last two years ive gone in and out with listening to it. i'll listen to 90s for like a month and then go back to modern music. but yeah january i started megaaaa listening to 90s alt rock again and i remembered how much i love iris so that shit has been on loop as well. it is genuinely one of my top five fav songs of all time. also extra fun fact for you !! my mom used to loop it while she was pregnant with me <3 so it is just kinda like. my song lmao ever since before i was born lmaooooo

okay gonna provide a cut bc this will be a long one ^-^

4 i already answered and i would answer w diff ones but this ones gonna be long so i'll skip it for now eheh

9. three songs that get you in the Christmas Mood -Auld Lang Syne by Andrew Bird -Carol of the Bells from the Home Alone soundtrackkk -Rocking Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee

the first album is such a lovely one grgrgrkjrjgk i have nice memories of listening to it while sitting in front of the (real wood !!) fireplace and drinking tea and just enjoying my family's company during xmas time <333

i just fucking love carol of the bells so much i have like five billion diff versions of it saved ONE OF MY FAVS BEING A MANDALORIAN THEME SONG CROSSED WITH IT ITS LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER CREATED IN EXISTENCE LIKEEEE MY TWO FAV SONGS EVER BEING COMBINED??? YES PLEASEKEKGHRGJKHRKJ

and the last one is just a classic:D also reminds me of home alone which is ofc my fav xmas movie ever (way better than elf FIGHT MEEE)

11. three favourite songs from movie or TV series soundtrack (i think this means like soundtrack so regular songs rather than ost but if u wanna know my three fav ostsss pls send and i will tell !!! i love film osts so much omg 😭😭😭) -Heroes by David Bowie [Perks of Being A Wallflower] -Lake Shore Drive by Aliotta Haynes Jeremiah [Guardians of the Galaxy] -Spirits by The Strumbellas [Middle School Worst Years of My Life]

goddd this movie changed my life honestly and the scene this song is from genuinely is just. it rewired my brain chemistry. i want to feel infinite man its soooooo i love this movie sosososooso much and this song is just so lovely and just RAHSHSFJDKSKJFKLAKJS i cannot english properly lmao i think im losing steam but just. yes. this song + movie are both. yes

I LOVE GOTG SOUNDTRACK SO MUCH IT IS PEAK EVERY SONG IS FUCKING AMAZINGGGGG but this is one of the songs that i found from this movie and idk !! i think it's underrated it's so vibey it makes me feel so happy:))))

this is another movie that literally changed my life. like. it's such a silly movie? but it genuinely makes me cry everytime and and this songggg this is the beginning of me looking into my own taste of music that's not just generic top 60 from the radio or my family's taste. i found this song from this movie and found the rest of the band's music and and and it was one of the first steps of me finding out who i am. it's a really big part of my personality (both the movie and the song) and i just :(( this band makes me sooo emotional. they helped me out during my first bout of mental health issues and i just got to see them in concert a couple months ago and sobsobsobsosbsobosbsobsososbsobsobsossbososssssssss SORRY i'll start rambling now i just GODDD the strumbellas mean so much to me :(

15. three songs you want to dance with your love to -Come on Eileen by Dexy Midnight Runners -Coming Home by Leon Bridges -Starting Over by Chris Stapleton

the first two are just CLASSICSSSS you have to dance to themmm and i have in the past and its literally the greatest feeling in the world. literally nothing compares. the last one is more targeted towards my partner:))) she's from tennesse LMAOO and loves country music buuuuttt besides that i also just like. my dad and his wife listen to country music a lot and it's soooo?? it's so lovely idk this style of country music is just pure vibes. but yeah the lyrics r also super lovely and just remind me of my partner so badly grjgkjrgkjrg i need to listen to alllll the country and soul (heh pun unintended) music with them. this song in particular is so comforting i just feel like it'd be nice to dance in the kitchen to <3

20. three songs that remind you of the person who sends this one -Morning Rain by Adam Torres -Banana Pancakes by Jack Johnson -Home Is by Kanaya

you just give me very soft pretty rainy day vibes <333 ur a very kind person and you hold so much positivity. these songs are all so very comforting and i just !! think they suit u very well ^-^

21. three songs of your childhood -Upside Down by Jack Johnson -Could You Be Loved by Bob Marley -Clocks by Coldplay

goddddd this songgg this song is nostalgia in a nutshell. used to love the movie but also my mom and i used to dogsit for this one person and they had 3 cds. jack johnson, barenaked ladies, and adele. i used to play those and just run around the house acting out the songs. so all of those are very nostalgic but upside down takes the cake bc it just. sounds nostalgic. idk its such happy vibes and its so innocent and wholesome and i justtttt sobsss its so lovely

my half-siblings' dad had a record player before it was cool and the two records he used to play all the time were bob marley and michael jackson. bob marley reminds me more of my childhood though. its just !! its bob marley man. certified classic and good vibes. i love this song so much <3 i love all of his music a lot but this one just ??? makes me feel super intense emotions

this one is NOSTALGIA KING i dont know if there's any other song that sounds like nostalgia like this one does. it was always on the radio in the car and its also in several movies and just aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa its so gorgeous i love this song so much <3333

[ladysomething]

good. fucking. lord. yes. yes, that one. thanks love and thanks whoever throwed that brain worm in the discord server and also thanks for whoever made it. your service to this comunity shall never be forgotten.

... on a less kinky-controversial matter, how has been Italy? I saw you're going to Sardinia? following the F1 driver summer break standard destination I see/j. hope you enjoy it hun!

hahaha yeah that photo is. really something.

I was in Sardinia! and you joke, but I was absolutely inspired by Charles lmaooooo. I won't lie though ... it was probably my least favourite part of the holiday so far. idk, maybe we were just in the wrong place.

But I still have one week left before I fly back to Australia, which I'm spending in France, and I'll enjoy it while I can!

as an update on the LEC situation - I did not have much opportunity or time to go looking for it unfortunately. so I have yet to find it/taste it ... but I'm flying out of Rome to go back to Aus soooooo ..... maybe in those few hours I'm here I'll give it another go ....

[undulinoted]

What are your Star Wars rare pairs?? (Very curious!!)

Hi anon, hope you're well!! This is a good question bc the more I thought about it the more I was like... ARE these rare?! lmao, I'm sure there are fans with much rarer pairs out there than these but my favourite rare pairs atm are:

- Darthfett (Vader/Boba)

- Satidala (Satine/Padmé)

- Windwalker (Mace/Anakin)

- Palpakin (Palpatine/Anakin) - here's the part where you run away screaming from my blog lmaooooo

- Droidcaptain (K-2SO/Cassian)

- Melshian (Melshi/Cassian)

also special shoutout to my fav Star Wars pair ever, ✨Thranto ✨, but I felt it wasn't quite rare enough to include, even though Eli is a novel character and not gonna be as recognisable to some fans, it's still Thrawn's most popular ship I'm pretty sure, so :') and i also rlly love Kalluzeb 🥺

I started writing some reasons for why I enjoy these pairs below but only got two done bc I'm currently sick and my brain is not working so well lol but yeah, if anyone ever wants to hear more ask away!

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Darthfett

lando knows what's up lol

Imagine trying to crack something, anything, the tiniest spark of affection, between these two bucket heads. Honestly just such a fun challenge lol. This pair kinda stems from how if Vader needs a bounty hunter? He hires Fett. This is obv meant to imply that Boba is the best at what he does ofc but I have a very active imagination and when you ALSO ship Rexwalker then it adds some lovely angst to the ship. Also. These two men are seriously closed off, lonely and harboring resentment. They get each other 💁‍♀️ Boba also has balls of titanium steel bc he's one of the only people in the galaxy not protected by Palpatine that can talk Like That to Vader and not get force choked to death on the spot, so. I think Vader likes that 😏

I've read some pretty good fics for these two! Quite a lot of the time Boba is very turned on by just the Look of Vader's suit and how ominously powerful he is and like... same?!? 💚🖤

boba is me 🫠

ALSO also, I just have to throw this in here

jsghxhdh it's so funny, Vader's just like ffs NO but there's no real heat behind it he just looks done lol

Satidala

Yknow that one Clone Wars ep where Satine and Padmé have to investigate a mysterious outbreak of illness at a school on Mandalore? I've watched that ep an unhealthy amount of times lmao - the way Satine greets Padmé and their little moments 🤭

👀👀

They also have dinner together!!! And they change their outfits so many times throughout the ep, which, according to my calculations backed up by zero proof, was done in the same room as each other which all points to the logical conclusion that they were having lots of lesbian sex. Anyway, I just think they look neat together, and imagine the Longing 🤌 They're both so busy but will always put their duties first so in true wlw fashion they would be writing in their diaries about the other and doing a lot of window gazing :')

queens 👑

to be continued maybe lol, thanks anon!

[tonberry-yoda]

For the Jojo ask:

2. Fave art style?

4. Best JoBro or side protagonist?

5. Best minor characters?

7. Favourite Stand design? Least favourite Stand design?

8. Stand you would like to have (or DON'T want to have)?

10. Least favourite character?

12. How were you introduced to JoJo?

15. Best soundtrack?

16. Favourite ship(s)?

18. Funniest moment or fave meme?

20. Fave out-of-context or weird moment? (Especially to show non-fans)

21. Best music or art you've discovered through JoJo?

24. Random fun fact you know about JoJo

oh yay!!! howdy there!! thanks for sending in an ask i love these so much omgggg

this one ran long so im gonna leave a cut here lol

2. Fave art style?

100% part 7. like that is GORGOUS JOJO. and araki at that time said that the fashion of the time was long torso and long legs so he made gyro long, which i love and appreciate because he is my babygirl

4. Best JoBro or side protagonist?

polnareff. gyro. yasaho. they will forever be my top three because they are all amazing and 10/10 characters. also i dont know if these two count, but emporio and hayato as well. 8000000/10 little guys

5. Best minor characters?

i really loved squalo and tiziano from part 5 because they were pretty and cute. uhhh let's see... i would say lisa lisa, but she's pretty major.... uh i think im gonna go with that. araki is really good at making all of his characters pretty intentional lmaoo.

7. Favourite Stand design? Least favourite Stand design?

favorite goes to:

i wish it was mine. i want it now. i want... no need my stand to look like this PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

least favorite goes to:

like come on.... we couldve given joseph something rad (i just went with a safe answer because i love all of the stands tbh)

8. Stand you would like to have (or DON'T want to have)?

oh this is fun! let's do both! i would love to have Killer Queen tbh because you could just make trash disappear. like come on, the CONVINIENCE! one i dont want is Fugo's Purple Stand. That would SUCK

10. Least favourite character?

can i say alessi??? this is obvious, so i feel like i'm just doing a cop out lmaooooo let me actually pick someone... okay im gonna get hate, but Doppio/Diavolo. Just not a great villain in my opinion I'm sorry

12. How were you introduced to JoJo?

omg this is a super funny story. i had a friend who wanted me to watch it, but i wasnt sure. i mean i wanted to watch it, but i really didnt know how dark/mature it would be and i thought i was too young at the time lol. then i was on discord one day with some friends and they were watching jojo's and it was the episode where wamuu and joseph were fighting and i was SO INTO IT LMAOOOOO. i loved it, but never watched jojo's until a friend BEGGED ME. i started with the manga funny enough and then just finally watched it. fell in love <3

16. Favourite ship(s)?

joseph and caesar. johnny and gyro. uhhhh Trish and Mista??? I think it's kinda cute. Jolyne and Anasui for sure or her and Hermes too. And definitely Jonathan and Erina. OH AND MY FAVORITE ONE IS BRUNO AND ABBACCHIO! Literally they are gay lovers thank you.

18. Funniest moment or fave meme?

pizza mozzarella is so stupid that i cant help but love it. fav meme is the one where rohan and josuke are laughing and then rohan just stabs his pinky LMFAOOOO

20. Fave out-of-context or weird moment? (Especially to show non-fans)

the one where Bruno is talking about Narancia's hand being a floppy condom. i'll leave it right there thanks

24. Random fun fact you know about JoJo

Araki wanted to make Fugo turn against Bruno and the rest of the gang and end up dying, but Araki was really depressed at the time and didn't have the heart to kill of Fugo, so he left him be. Also he wanted Squalo and Tiziano to be married, but his editing team said no because of ruled back then

thanks i had a lot of fun <333333

[acecasinova]

🍎🍑🍓🍒🍆🌽🍪🍷🍟 for Edelweiss

(Even if I didn't see him on the list)

🍰🍪🍻🍕🥃 for Lazarus

🍇🍉🍓🍍🍩 for Galvus

OH EDELWEISS~ My beautiful bard disaster~

🍎: Do they share any features or traits with any family members? ....Aside from his Hag grandma~? Nah but he DOES look a lot like his mother- same hair, same eyes, but he has his father's nose.

🍑: What sort of traits does your OC look for in a Significant Other? Hmmmmm ..... I think he looks for someone reliable. Someone he can depend on and who can kind of bring him back down to earth.

🍓: Does your OC have any particular scents they like? Or hate? He likes like floral scents and he's not a fan of musks or other heavy, unpleasant scents.

🍒: Has Your OC had their first kiss yet? If so, with who? Edelweiss has had many kisses~ The first was probably after being taken under wing and trained by his mentor as a bard, so he doesn't remember who it actually was he kissed first. (Someone at a bar, probably. Can't go trying to kiss a mark if you've never practiced before....)

🍆: Does your OC have any favourite form of affection, physical or otherwise? Casual touches, for sure. After he lost his family,he didn't really have many people interested in being affectionate with a hexblood, and after THAT, affection was a tool to use as a bard, so it's nice to have it be a genuine thing again.

🌽: How does this OC feel about acts of affection? What’s their favourite act of affection, physical or emotional? Listen he loooooves affection. Maybe might get flighty if you come on too hard or heavy handed but sprinkled on? H-ll yeah. He really likes cuddles~

🍪: What is something that’s sentimental to you OC? His hurdy gurdy. It's something he got in his homeland and brought with him when he had to leave, so not only is it his most treasured possession, but also reminds him of home and his mentor.

🍷: What’s one of your OC’s pet peeves concerning food? Mostly when something is.... unnecessarily complex in a wasteful way? Like those completely fondant cakes lol. That and just.... not finishing food are his pet peeves

🍟: What does your OC admit to be their guilty pleasure? What actually is their guilty pleasure? Guilty pleasures? No such thing! He likes spas- hot baths and nice soaps. Rich foods and soft fabrics. But nothing is really a guilty pleasure when you're a bard with no shame~

Stinky Laz time lol~

🍰: What’s something your OC counts as unforgivable? OOF. Like.... Strahd and Kindness have already done some unforgivable things between treating him like a dog, making him kiss Strahd's boot, and forcing his submission to them (magically or otherwise) but he kinda EXPECTS that from them. If someone he actually TRUSTED or opened up to betrayed that trust or took his autonomy in some way- that bridge is 100% burned.

🍪: What is something that’s sentimental to you OC? Answered this before too but it's the barn! He likes having a space that's 'his' but isn't inside a house.

🍻: What’s your OC’s favourite comfort ritual? How do they calm themselves down after a rough day? He shapechanges into a wolf and SULKS. If Laz has had a rough day he doesn't want to be near people and likes to slink off into the woods alone to go hunt or chuck rocks into the lake.

🍕: How does an OC spend a lazy day? 100% spends it snoozing. Just finds a cozy nook or a nice tree and sleeps for a while~

🥃: If your OC was in this universe, what would be their favourite show/book/band/social media platform? .....Bold of these questions to assume he's not some off the grid crust-punk lmaooooo.

Galvus, my weird little guy~

🍇: What sort of friend are they? Where are they in the group dynamic? He's kind of the mom friend? But like.... Non-conventionally. He'll let you f-ck around and heal you after you find out, but he's not going to stop you. But he's also.... very eccentric, so he'll go along with quite a bit lol~

🍉: Does your OC have a particular piece of jewellery that they always wear or refuse to part with? He has a raven skull clasp that he always wears, and a gold circlet with pomegranates and Lily leaves engraved in it.

🍓: Does your OC have any particular scents they like? Or hate? The smell of the earth, freshly rained on or dug up for a burial. He likes the herbs and oils used in preparing the dead for rest. He's NOT a fan of cloyingly sweet smells.

🍍: Where does your OC feel most comfortable? Alone in a morgue, working with the dead TBH. There's comfort in the solitude and he can relax and focus on care for the dead-no one's telling him he's doing something wrong.

🍩: What’s a crime your OC is most likely to commit? What’s a crime they’re most likely to get arrested for? (Did you ask this for Galvus bc we've already seen Laz get arrested in game lmao) I mean it MIGHT also be murder. If Galvus uncovered another cult, even if it was like, well established in a town or anything, he might not wait to go through "proper" channels and just merc them whoops~ (I'd say otherwise like, something with studying or mishandling corpses but like... he is VERY careful and delicate with that sort of thing)

[manicpixiedreamcurl]

HELLO HELOO HELLLOOOOOO manicpixiedreamcurl, its me! the og brainrot anon that "gave it back just as good"!!!!! i finally got to read No Happy Endings and I......omygod.....it was better than I EVER could have imagined it hellLLO?!?!?!?!

eddie being so vindictive and going "i fucked your girlfriend" I SQUEALED!!! IN REAL LIFE I SQUEALED!!! its just so on brand for him like yes yes he WOULD think that!! ive sent different anon asks before where i say that "your eddie" is my favourite eddie, and its true youve done it again!!

i think youre amazing at nailing the little details surrounding his character, like how he is absolutely bitter about his situation but still cant deny to himself how much he wants a real connection, how he refused to turn the music off (i laugh-snorted at that part) for a girl that wont even say his name, but when reader says his name in bed his actions almost instantly get sweeter (his arm curls around her and he goes "youre so fucking good" oHMYGOODDDD??????), how he started off cavalier and cocky the way he does with other girls but by the time theyre in his bed hes probably being much more vocal and touchy and intimate than he normally is, how he admitted to himself that yea he'd be willing to go through it all again for that sliver of intimacy with her even though he thinks that she doesnt want him how he wants her etc etc ETCETERAAAAAA i cant, i canNOT get over your eddie

i also just ADORE how you write the "reader", how she keeps calling him pretty and gets embarrassed and cant help but be drawn to him cause yes girl i get it!! he IS a pretty boy!! his eyes are so expressive!! and hes got such a nice smile!! and his fingers are fucking thick holy shit!!! like yea i get it i can relate to her!!

neverr in my life have i been so glad that I sent an ask lmaooooo, this ones going into my favourites!!

thank you so much for writing it!! you absolutely didnt have to, when i first sent the brainrot i really did just want to share with you not to secretly get you to write a whole fic lmao, but you did anyways so THANK YOU!! i hope you enjoyed writing it as much as i enjoyed reading it!!

sincerely,

brainrot anon :-))))

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you!!!! I'm so glad you liked it, thank you for sending this it's so nice to get the reaction of the person who suggests something and this is wonderful, I can't even tell you, I'm smiling so much.

I'm so glad you like the way I write him. He's my special blorbo, my favourite goof, I adore him. And it's just!!! Lovely to think that that comes across. He's also a boy with layers (TM) so I really do think it was an inspired idea to have him acting like a fuckboy then getting all shy the second somebody is actually interested in him. I've mentioned before I fully headcanon that Eddie would really like to be a slut but actually just wants to be love love loved, but it somehow never really occurred to me to actually play that out in a fic until your ask sorta turned that lightbulb.

I am not good at taking requests in all honesty. I have some perfectly good ideas sitting in my asks cause idk what to do with them but your ask straight up haunted me lmao. I had writer's block to the max and it was so frustrating cause I really love(d) the idea and I wanted to get it written sooo bad. So I'm glad it's done and I'm so so so glad you liked it!!! Thank you again for the brain rot. Any more of it, please please do send it my way.