#that's not scary. that's my fwiend

[naomiknight-17]

I like to watch spooky story videos and the like on YouTube and I have noticed something

Every single 'something scary happens in the woods/while camping/hiking TRUE story!' video boils down to

"I saw (a) guy(s). They were weird and threatening!"

Like. That's it?

I live in Scarborough. If I want to be scared by a weird threatening guy all I have to do is go for a walk after dark

Gimme spooky stories with WEIRD SHIT man. I want Bigfoot. I want ghosts! I want a BEAR EATING YOUR TENT at the VERY LEAST

COME ON

[goldengroovy]

warm up doodle of the cutest ppl in the world

[red-dye40]

mods are asleep post earnest reflections on fandom:

i miss meetups so much. i love sharing interests and hanging out under those pretenses because it really took so much scary shit out of social interaction for me. and like obviously there was Not Good stuff about it but it’s crazy how often i used to just. meet up w ppl from the internet. i hosted ppl in my house that i originally met through the internet! there was a time where every time i went into the city i would run into a mutual and that is so cool :) i miss like fandom centric events and i guess also i miss having like. lots of fwiends :) it’s sooooo hard to make friends as an adult not to mention a sober adult it sucks!!!!! i wish i could just host a meet up in wsp and we’d all sit and talk about things we like. buh :)

[zanhazz]

If you don't want to read about stupid awkward themes, skip post

I had a strange discussion with my fwiend

She answered on a negative page about the Wild robot with something like "They wasn't pregnant so it's scary fairytale" and "Robots can't even be pregnant". I objected "But iterators can do this perfectly. They grow slugs in their construction-organism like kids, so it counts". FHGHEH SORRY ITS REALLY STRANGE

She trusted me, compared this fact with Pebbles, who created rot by accident. Now the rot looks like defective child, devouring his parent from the inside....

As a result, I came to the decision that in all Local group(we dk Wind and UI) Moon is the only iterator did not create a child "naturally way". Like, c'mon, she is ONE IDENTIFIED WOMAN AND DIDN'T- HUH THAT SHOULDN'T BE

About SOS: who says she was the part of the Local group??

[dira333]

dira, dira, dira my dearest fwiend !!ヾ(*'▽'*)

i am here !! not as all might, but for the random fandom shippies !! >//< i’m very excited to see who you pair me with !! <3

ILY !! MWUAH MWUAH !! 🍓

Hello my friend, buckle in, because this will be a ride!

Kuroko no Basket:

Kiyoshi Teppei, the resident "Grandpa" with an Iron Heart. Most of the time he will be content running after you, smiling benevolent, picking you up out of nowhere just to cuddle... until he hears someone say something not so nice about you and he rips them to shreds... he's scary when he's angry, but he'll probably never get angry at you (Pro tip: Give him silly nicknames and he'll be a flustered mess)

Free!:

Makoto Tachibana, the perfect man to ever exist (I wish I could marry him myself, he's so amazing!

He loves cats and is amazing with kids and he worries about everyone around him and also he's got an amazing body and will teach you how to swim if you pretend you don't know how...

Naruto:

Okay, hear me out... he might not be the most conventionally attractive guy, but he's got a heart of Gold!

Might Guy is going to be your personal Cheerleader. He will call you the "Flower of Youth" and carry you everywhere. He also has an adopted Son (technically his student) who will cherish you even more than Might Guy...

If you want someone more conventionally attractive yet mentally stable:

Iruka Umino is an Academy Teacher who took one look at the crazy student and decided to make him his problem. Naruto (main character) even asked him to take part in his wedding as his father figure because they're so close. He's a cutie pie.

The Yuzuki Family's four Sons:

Hayato, the oldest... He's literally perfect if you forget about the fact he tends to put everyone else's needs above his own. I want him to myself.

[papa-kitty]

my fwiend had to pull me into the gym to get da shotz hehe 💧-3-)

havin a friend with you can make you feel calmer with shots. getting a shot can be scary and having a friend can help there.

[tangomagnolija]

🐹we have chatted enough that you are no longer a scary internet stranger but..... A fwiend

i am so friendly and approachable please put your hand through the bars of my enclosure please please please i am so nonlethal <3 tango powerscaling survey

[whatever-you-can-give-me]

Off anon opinion because other people need to see apparently; NOT SCARY!! VERY NICE AND EASY TO TALK TO. MY FWIEND.

SEE I’M NOT SCARY I DON’T BITE

[cloverina-sasha139]

My Grouptale interacting with the scientists! (Fun fact, they are in the same universe). So this is how I came up with each other's thoughts

[💗] "He seemed to be having trouble with most problems. Even with the simplest task, he required assistance from anyone who's free. I will take note of this for further notice."

[🌸] "That weiwd Mouse guy kept on inspecting my best fwiend's anatomy! I mean, it's no suwpwise that they don't mind..but I do!"

[🐭] "How..amazing! This robot was the one who freed the underground? I must say, I am impressed with them. If humans are starting to invent robots, how much has the surface changed?.."

[🧡] "At first, I find it funny how this man is scared of me! I didn't even need to throw some punches at him to make me look intimidating but..after a while, he's uhm..way more than scared of me! I need to find someone to return him back."

[📼] "T-That kid with the exact opposite soul found me..and I wasn't with my colleagues yet! I almost felt my own soul leave my body the second he stood close! JACK WHERE ARE YOU?!"

[💛] "They say that this slime man right here is the soul of Corruption. Yeah, I heard he was a gambler before joining the scientists, even played unfair to win..but I realized that we both have something in common. We can't feel the same without our hats!"

[🧬] "That..girl. She has a hat worn on her. She told me that her mother gave her that who works as a movie star. Don't tell me that's..nevermind."

[💚] "Mr.Jack is scary. He kept on talking about how he held no sympathy for test subjects and how much he worked too hard to gain knowledge from them. I wished I can guide him to the better view.."

[🐟] "Ah, that little girl was such a great listener! She didn't even protest on my actions, merely stared! That's a first one who never judged me! Only if I had time to snatch her soul for myself.."

[🩵] "I must be bluntly honest here, I held a strong dislike for my opposite. Trust me, he yapping about me TOO MUCH. He wanted my soul, as if I can give away my soul to a stranger that easily.."

[🌌] "I WAS SO CLOSE TO RIP HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS! How is he disagreeing with what I want?! I only wanted my soul to be completed, why must that British Bastard be a pain in the ass?!"

[💙] "..Dr.Flashdrive scares me. Out of all the monsters I've encountered so far, he managed to send a chill down my spine. His will for getting his soul completed..ugh.."

[🍄] "Me? Scared of a child? I showed no fear towards a 16 year old who is way taller than me. Oh no no..even if she got that mask equipped, she doesn't scare me."

[💜] "That alien woman took a peak of my work inside my laptop. I don't have any games in there because I don't have time for that! She even snatched my laptop just to create some..poem inside a document? I must say, she got talent."

[👾] "I am concerned on how hard this kid works on his laptop. For someone around his age, he shouldn't be doing this yet, all of that are for adults! Kids are supposed to play together and have fun..what kind of parents raised him?

[ynhara]

Thanks for the tag! I'll leave it so anyone can do it if they wish 'cause I have no fwiends C:

Are you named after anyone: no

When was the last time you cried? Uh... it's been a while, not the crying type even if I feel like crying quite often

Do you have kids: nope, unless the dog counts

What sports do you play/have you played? Karate (I sometimes sign for competitions and shit in my town), boxing, kickboxing, I used to swim as a kid

Do you do sarcasm? Don't know what you're talking about

What is the first thing you notice about a person? Their eyes

What's your eye color? Kind of a greyish blue?

Scary movies or happy endings? Scary movies, and the bloodier the better (:<

Any talents? Uhm... I can punch very hard? I once fractured a guy's rib from a kick...

Where were you born? in a hospital

What are your hobbies? Gaming, music, animals, and enjoy learning new stuff

How tall are you? 1'60cm, literally a gremlin with too much rage inside

Favorite subject in school: Never liked school, wasn't a pleasant time back then

Dream jobs? Anything to do with animals, really, they heal my soul <3

15 questions for 15 friends

tagged by: @carmybcrzatto and @roostersrocket tysm, darlings!! 💞

Are you named after anyone? Technically, no, but my father's grandmother had the same (first) name.

When was the last time you cried? A few days ago lol.

Do you have kids? No, and I don't want any.

What sports do you play/have you played? As a kid, I played tennis, I did ballet, and I took swimming classes. Nowadays, I play badminton occasionally. Looove badminton.

Do you do sarcasm? Yeah, probably too much sometimes.

What is the first thing you notice about a person? Their face.

What's your eye color? Green.

Scary movies or happy endings? Bittersweet endings.

Any talents? Does rambling about random topics count?

Where were you born? Romania.

What are your hobbies? Reading, writing, listening to music, doing legos and puzzles, looking after my pets, watching movies and shows, learning Spanish.

How tall are you? 157 cm/5'2.

Favorite subject in school? None.

Dream jobs? I don't dream of labor.

no pressure tags: @axreliono @shewhomustbecalledking @aemondtargaryen @fairysluna @sylasthegrim @moonlight-prose @maevemills @camiladnne @lateasalways @pedropcl @lavendertales @nocturnal-milk-dud @agirllovespancakes @rocketraccoot @pedropascalsx @acourtofsnakes @mandaloresson @mitchi-c @themangolorian @buttercup--bee

[artificialcats]

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[aquato-family-circus]

I’ve posted a lot of misc doodles/drawings of my dear daughter Daisy Fullbear-Zanotto on my Twitter (cosmignon) which I didn’t bother crossposting… until now :))))

We got ourselves, in rough chronological order

- some toddler Daisy’s being dramatic and weird

- a drawing of Daisy meeting my first webcomic protagonist, Anna, after I realized I reused some design tropes for both… bc I think red headed pigtail girls with big noses are a cute lil kid design

- Daisy, having finally brought Helmut back to his senses, and unloading a lot of Issues she has with Bob bc he’s all overprotective and never lets her do anything! Helmut is like :(? confused but hears her out bc like that’s his kid too

- Daisy as seen in Bob’s head, ages 2 and 10… the glass case is a reference to the little prince, Daisy’s the specialist flower of all and needs to be protected… but she’s a growing girl that won’t fit under that glass forever

- Messy doodles imagining the resolution to Daisy finding Helmut’s brain: Helmut gives her a big ol hug in his head, and she goes back into the real world to convince Bob to listen to her and trust that she knows what she’s saying when she’s found something really important and Bob comes along with her and reunites with hubband… all is well

I have rotated so many thoughts in my head abt Daisy it’s ridiculous, I can’t believe I said I’d maybe only draw her once when I first posted abt her. Guess that’s on me for being embarrassed about posting a fankid. Cringe is dead long live cringe ect ect

Full image descriptions under the cut

ID #1: A rough sketch of Daisy and Bob sitting on the couch as Daisy dramatically looks off into the distance, singing the line “sometimes I feel like my only fwiend” with two close ups of her face. Bob is trying very hard to not laugh. End ID.

ID #2: A rough comic of Bob reading a book on a couch while sitting as far away from a scary, eyeless baby doll as possible. He looks over to it and thinks “it’s just a doll… a really freaky doll.” There is a close up on the doll to show it’s scary face, with a neutral expression, bald head, and hollow eyeless sockets. A panel then shows Daisy has put the doll directly on Bob’s lap, which he nervously smiles about as Daisy says “There, now you can babysit.” and Bob responds “Thank you, sweetie.” End ID.

ID #3: An illustration of Daisy Fullbear-Zanotto and Anna Jenkins talking with each other with looks of curiosity. Both girls share similar designs and color schemes, including teal clothing, bright red hair with twin braids and curled bangs, large noses, and brown eyes. End ID.

ID #4: Rough sketches of a conversation between Daisy and Helmut. Daisy says “It’s SO cool that you’re my dad! WOW!”, and Helmut responds “And you’re the raddest daughter!”. Daisy continues “you’re like WAY cooler than my normal Dad.”, which makes Helmut look confused and slightly concerned as he says “I - uh, ok?”. End ID.

ID #5: Rough sketches of a conversation between Daisy and Helmut. On the top of the page Daisy is standing, facing Helmut, as she says “I wish you were my dad instead of Bob.” Helmut looks concerned as he says “What uh,.. Why?”. The two are then sitting next to each other, Helmut has an arm around Daisy’s shoulder. Daisy’s saying “And I just want him to have more faith in me.” On the bottom page Helmut looks away as he says “Geeze. It sounds like so much has changed. But hey, you can’t trade us out, it’s a package deal kid.” Helmut turns toward Daisy as she sighs and says “OK”. Helmut then boops a finger on Daisy’s nose, which makes her smile. He says “I’ll talk to him about it! You’re a good kid, I’m sure he’s doing something right.” End ID.

ID #6: An illustration of Daisy as a young baby/plant hybrid resting in a terracotta pot. She has an old fashioned baby bonnet that resembles the petals of a daisy, and she’s swaddled in leaves. Daisy and her pot are housed under a protective glass case with a small metal handle. End ID.

ID #7: An illustration of Daisy as a child/plant hybrid wearing an upside down terracotta pot as a skirt. Daisy’s head is wreathed in daisy petals, and she’s wearing blue/green/pink glasses meant to resemble seaglass. She has 2 leaves that act as arms, and a third leaf at her front that acts as an accessory to cover her upper body, which is clothed in a teal shirt with brighter teal lead patterns and the previously mentioned pot. The pot has blotches of multicolored paint all across it, and there are cracks where roots from Dasiy’ lower body are growing out. These roots also grow out from the bottom opening of the pot, and some of them have cracked open the bottom of a protective glass jar that surrounds Daisy. End ID.

ID #8: Rough sketches of Helmut, Bob, and Daisy. On the top of the page Helmut is hugging Daisy, then beside that sketch Daisy is shown to be saying something with Helmut’s brain in a jar in her hands. She looks serious, and Bob is shown to be listening to her with a concerned expression. On the bottom of the page there is a sequence showing Bob and Daisy opening the jar with Helmut’s brain in it, an arrow pointing to a psychoportal, and a second arrow pointing to Daisy and Bob reuniting with Helmut. There is also a sketch of Audie-O holding Balance. End ID.

[sketching-shark]

I like Macaque as a character because im a sucker for edgy bastards but sometimes i feel like the fandom does 90% of the lifting and forgets whats canon and whats fanon.

And the LMK crew feels like they wanted to do the classic sonic-shadow rivality without realizing what made the rivalty/shadow a good character

aaaaaaa yeah @hoshihime98 edgy basturds can be neat! And in all honesty I feel like Macaque's character could go in some really cool directions but as is I really wish there was more acknowledgment of Journey to the West in people's fandom stuff with the lego show version of the Six Eared Macaque because it makes his whole deal extremely funny in a pathetic & tragic way. Like dude it seems that you've spent centuries ruining your life & trying to ruin the lives of everyone even slightly connected to Sun Wukong because the monkey you tried to murder-replace doesn't want to be your friend.

Also I don't know that much about speedy hedgehog lore so I feel I can't comment too much on what defines the Sonic-Shadow Rivalry or say that much about what makes Shadow a good character...so correct me if I'm wrong, but Shadow's whole thing is that he starts off with a hatred of humanity and a massive sense of violent pride in himself as "The Ultimate Life Form," but then he starts interacting with the world he once only sneered at and recalling memories of a human who literally gave up everything to save his life, and from then on he's still standoffish & prideful but does become willing and even happy to live in the world of what he once considered "lesser" beings, yes?

But tbh if that's the case I feel like that's almost the exact opposite of Macaque's whole deal. As I've said before, the thing that makes Macaque potentially so interesting and tragic in a pretty scary way is that his entire existence--which in JTTW is about the monkey king having to confront the the worst aspects of himself and overcome them--isn't really about him, but only ever about Sun Wukong. Heck, even in the 90% of the lifting for this character that you mention that often gives him super angsty backstories to explain his atrocious behavior a lot of the ones I've encountered don't really seem to be interested in him a unique individual, but mainly about what his relationship to the monkey king was like & how it shaped him & what it could be in this au or the other. In other words, even now and even in fandom he's basically not an independent entity, but only ever a monkey who's very identity is fundamentally tied to the monkey king. And this is for me the potentially most frightening and fascinating thing about the Six Eared Macaque; that in so completely tying his identity to that of Sun Wukong's--especially with the JTTW background of him literally fighting to BE Sun Wukong--he was left with functionally no independent identity of his own. So tbh even if the monkie crew wanted to recreate a Sonic & Shadow rivalry I personally feel like what we have is the somewhat humorously tragic case of a violently obsessed Macaque & a Sun Wukong who doesn't really care unless the shadow simian is deliberately going after people the monkey king loves.

As such, I am once again asking the fandom & the crew to acknowledge & work with this more unique relationship rather than drive their dynamic more into ye olde cliche of "wah you were my friend but then you weren't & now I'm going to be horrifically awful to everyone you care about until a bigger bad comes along & beats me up so that the plot can decide we have an excuse to instantly reconcile & so I can immediately become part of team good guy & we can be fwiends :3"

[fantrawl]

Ex-subjug turned professional wrestler! Currently running/hiding from his past & wears his mask like 90% of the time. despite outward appearances he’s rather friendly! But doesn’t know his own strength a lot of the time :3c

(Art by @/metzer!)

I know I JUST did a judge w/ Onychs, but new rules!

Rb w/ one ADULT troll and Onychs will play match maker! She'll tell you who, out of my trolls, she thinks you'd be good with, in what quad, and she' give you their contact too! She may need a little blurb about your troll, but she can work off looks as well. Multiple reblogs, any age, go ham! Just one per rb!

[dead-cicadas]

I'm ready to do sicc Minecraft Lets Plays guys. I have everything you'd need. -Minecraft -A rad Kirigiri skin (but don't worry fam I also got Hanyuu) -A friend for me to hide behind while they go deal with everything scary -Unnecessary amounts of coal

[cringemonkey]

Hiiiiii uhhh haha *twirls hair on finger* have u maybe..... Seen nezha reborn...... Any thoughts if yes... I thought it was GORGEOUS and the drama hit well but idk im curious abt ur impression!!

YESSSSSS I DID LIKE 5 TIMES and YES its absolutely gorgeous and i cant state this enough i fucking loved this movie im biased obviously but its genuinely like. top 10 favorite zixuan movies for sure also...…. many many thoughts..... i loved how it took very distinct inspiration from old chinese mafia films and the difference in aesthetics right down to their style choice between them like wukong is very old school with his wardrobe and the decor around him like his mancave(tm). it reminds me of old hong kong or at the very least a fantasy reimagining hong kong like the type of shit you would find off a highly anticipated triple AAA game (chefs kiss) ao guang and ao bing reminds me of the modern shanghai type mafia movies, i really like the contrast between the two. ao guang's power is shown through the iron fist he has on donghai's water supply and the exploitations of it while wukong's is very passive power, where he plays by the rules and can easily slip under cracks. very mischievous i love it. just like the wukong i know and love

and god.GOD THE FUCKING BACKGROUNDS again everything was so gorjus im shitting and crying i also really love the mashing of different geographical locations and landscapes in a singular city, such as shanghai, hong kong, macau, and xuankong si. theres probably more that i missed but the vibes were there.

and the lore....... we only touched the surface but its literally so cool and the fact we got glimpses of other cities GOD i started bawling when i saw erlang shen in the end credits scene along with tiangou FUCKKKKKKKK I CANT WAIT also i took alot of inspo from this movie for my own reimaginings but ANYWAYS.... gonna talk about the movie some more but ill spare those who dont wanna listen or havent watched it (also some doodles sprinkled in)

the way ao guang treated ao bing was kinda WEIRD like i could very much tell he cared about him and loved him because he literally got him a new spine and tried to talk to li yunxiang like heh sorry about your friends leg lol and the cat and also heres your motorcycle back (slips you 70 gold bars) but he also seemed out of character sometimes such as. like. the confrontation yunxiang and ao bing had together cause IF YOUR SON DIED TO THIS KID

and THE FUCKING KID IS STANDING RIGHT THERE

YOU SAY DONT EMBARASS ME? INSTEAD OF SCOOPING HIM UP AND RUNNING? i get that the story has to follow its actual mythology (ie. ao bing gets turned into a jump rope) so i guess i cant get too mad but i do wish we got to see more of father son dynamics. also speaking of dynamics ao guang is very much a tough love type of guy, since he was doing all of this child murdering behind ao bing's back in order to protect him but like. come on making your son fight the guy whose soul is the reincarnation of the fucker whose sole (get it lol) job is to kill your beloved son maybe. dont leave him in a room alone with him

also shifu wukong.... chefs kiss yes...... it just made me just a TAD bit emotional when he was like.... hi nezha long time no see when yunxiang summoned him like WAHHH THEY WERE FWIENDS........

i honestly expected the movie to have a wukong and yunxiang falling out like yunxiang finding out wukong was supposed to kill him but thinking about it now im thankful they didnt because wukong knew what he wanted from the start he just wanted to throw himself off ao guangs trail for awhile

also. i love how they interpreted the yaksha in this movie, with him being the bodyguard (caretaker in ao bings case), i love how so many nezha movies make their own little takes on the yaksha since he was a minor character in the legends. its a lovely reoccurring detail and his facial features make it kinda obvious he was the yaksha since theyre very distinctly..... scary

ALSO. final note

FUCKINNGGG one of my favorite scenes was the exposition scene done by ao guang where hes like “是他爽了我，我，东海龙王” then he stomps his fucking cane and we get to see a sexy ass floor transformation scene and his voice is all echoy and the music goes all crazy DUDE. its so fucking awesome when i first watched it i recorded that entire scene (with ao bing being thrown to the ground too L) and would just rewatch it 4827 times its awesome.

yunxiang is also a very lovely character i didnt talk about him alot till now but hes such an endearing protagonist especially since his life went to pure shit cause some stupid gay mafia boy wanted his custom made motorcycle like just fucking commission yunxiang if you wanted one asshole now youre spaghetti on the ground. hes humble and hotheaded but he loves his friends and family all dearly, when his dad died i started beating the shit outta my pillow i was so sad

ao bing was just rich boy but I LOVE IT and it works very well only thing that unnerved me was that he looks and dresses and almost acts exactly like my fucking brother like hair and all. he used to scare me by saying he was part of the chinese mafia and he proved it by showing me this arm sleeve tattoo he got from china when he visited and one time when he was driving me home from middle school i heard banging coming from the back of the car and got scared and he said he had a guy tied up in there with a monkey and they were trying to get out and each time i heard the bang he would shout SHUT UP OR ILL THROW YOU BOTH INTO THE SEA WITH YOUR ARMS AND LEGS TIED BY ROCKS and i literally fucking CRIEDDD i was so scared Turns Out it was Fucking Soda bottles.

also.sorry i know i said final note and wrote 3 more fucking paragraphs but last thing. i literally love chinese fantasy films so much cause they always end the same: with a giant fucking boss battle where the cgi goes HAM and everything gets all funky and crazy and people almost die or DO DIE and I LOVE IT SO MUCHHH its so outta left field sometimes and other times its just so DRAMATIC GODDD I LOVE IT I DONT CARE its literally my favorite cause every time it happens i Know where the movie's budget went into

anyways thats it..... my thoughts...... i also drew alot of nezha reborn fanart these past couple days for no reason i just got a burst of energy for it which ill post! also so sorry sneakystorms for replying so late i dont know when you sent it but i just kinda forgot i had an ask box when i came back BUT THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!!!!!!!!! and hearing me if you or anyone else managed to make it this far <3