#that's not gonna get you a medal

[bombusbombus]

Another day another friend gleefully seeking out conflict and then crying about it when there's conflict

[jackhues]

i am so so proud of this team- like i love them. i love them so much for bringing so many ppl together, even ppl who don't watch this sport. i love my toronto fc players repping their country now, i love the international players making a name for themselves overseas, i love the players who play for other mls teams in and outside of canada, i love those who play in any league in any country in the world - who're so happy to come home and rep their own country. i love every single player - those injured, those back from injuries, those who're supporting the injured teammates. i love this team for playing their heart out the full 90 every single game so far, no matter what. i love this team for putting canada on their shoulders and showing the world that the hate and underminers won't stop us. i love how far they came and i cannot wait to see how much further they'll go.

i'm so proud of this team. i love them.

[handbellanon]

Look I dislike Gerrard being at the medal ceremony as much as the next person, but if they’re doing it to bring him back as interim captain while Bobby’s out, I hope we get a glorious return to form where Buck slaps him with a hostile work environment suit, but this time for the right reasons, on behalf of the rest of the 118 as well as himself

[namchyoon]

if you're not ot7, why the fuck are you following me, i don't understand. fuck off.

[kosovareasllani9]

I just find it hilarious that it's Kosse in the fight. Not Magda or Bjorn or Frido even but friends with almost everyone Kosovare Asllani.. like I know she's a hot head but she's always so composed and collected and polite to everyone.... Dare I say I'm kinda proud?? Go get em' you little bubble wrap butterfly!

[sea-jello]

uhh hi morro enjoyers i finally finishing crystalized and started dragons rising specifically euphrasias episode and morrotober is soon so i’m coming back. do you remember me

no color idk just in case the colors clash horrendously

[triglycercule]

i want to headcanon the mtt having absolutely terrible hygiene and struggling to keep themselves clean (this MAY... just QUITE POSSIBLY.... only in the SLIGHTEST bit be projection) but i think it would be too gross and man EVEN I dont wanna think about that

also killer canonically smells good and i actually really LIKE that idea so oh shit there goes that idea out the window. horror and dust youre my only hope please let me make you smell bad for reasons you won't understand

[seeinganewlight]

mykayla skinner shut the fuck up challenge

[lipstickontheglass1985]

also god the guy ordering before me was SO rude to the [redacted local chain] employee. like he was trying to pay with a 100 eur bill and the employee was like "um sir maybe u happen to have cash of smaller nominals..... or maybe you can pay with card" and the guy was so PISSED. he was like "no i dont have smaller cash and also i cant pay with card because [reason i didnt catch] but in that case u guys should have a sign that says card only if you cant accept cash!! you want smaller cash? well i can give u 70 cents is that what you want? I DONT CARE IM A CLIENT!!!!" and its like brother. its 10 am on a sunday. is that really neccessary.

[mothocean]

Watching a video essay on equestria girls dolls atm and man i want a trixie doll so badly

[theworldofotps]

Imagine thinking Ric Flair is a good gift, you’d be better off giving that man a little trophy or something wtf Tony

[phantasieandmirare]

235 hours later, I have 100%ed Tears of the Kingdom

[paulmccartneyprostateorgasm]

im still unsure of how i feel about the episode as a whole but i will say the one thing i entirely hated was claudia getting [redacted]. like, why was that necessary at all....

and then the characters discussing not wanting to sensationalize it/not portraying it....like, my siblings in christ (the writers) YOU wrote it happening into the show..........

[xoxoemynn]

I'm gonna need what toothbrush do you own so i can have smiley faces and stars too

LISTEN I am THRILLED that people are as jazzed about this toothbrush as I am. I posted thinking I may have an audience of 1 and it honestly just warms my heart there are so many of you who are similarly invested.

This is the one I got. I told you, it's a splurge. I will say I bought it on a lightning deal so it was half off, so if you're interested, maybe just keep an eye out and see if you can get a better price on it because holy moly it's an expensive toothbrush. (I also haven't done research on this, but I wonder if there are similar but less expensive models? I literally only chose this one because I was in the market for a new toothbrush -- WOW what an adult thing to say -- and this one had a good deal running so I snatched it up.)

My other note is I had been using a Quip for years and I'd just been less impressed with it and I ended up getting a new Quip a few months ago thinking maybe mine was just old and wearing out, and I thought the new one was terrible. The first time I used this new toothbrush I literally went "wow, my teeth feel SO clean."

So in addition to all the encouragement and positive reinforcement it ALSO does a really good job cleaning your teeth!! What a winner.

Thank you all for supporting my love affair with my toothbrush, it means a lot. <3333

[soupilyy]

ELLESSEEEEEE ANDREWWWWSSSSS!!!!!!

[sttoru]

Can we have mamaguro and toji go to megumis school sports day event where the kids parents go against each other. Mamaguro wins amongst that games thats for mama's. And well toji yk guys 🙏🏼🤲🙏🏼

 𝝑𝑒 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒. dad!toji x wife!female reader. fluff, one mention of angsty-ish thing. suggestive comment. reader gets called ‘mama / ma, pretty’

“woah, mama’s so fast!” megumi points at you with his tiny finger, watching as you participate in a 400 metres relay race. toji stands right beside the preschooler, grinning from ear to ear as he watches you go.

to say you’re competitive is an understatement. both toji and you have done your best to win all events the parents could participate in during your kid’s sports event. it may not be that serious to the other parents, though for you two, it is.

seeing megumi’s face light up and hearing his giggles whenever toji or you win a competition is all the reward needed for your hard work.

“oh yeah, y’r mama is gonna get that win,” your husband nods proudly. he crosses his arms over his chest, his eyes following your figure as you speed across the other mothers that are participating. toji’s attention is caught by a little hand tugging at his sweatpants.

he raises an eyebrow as he sees the way megumi’s reaching his arms out to him. “hah, little brat. c’mere,” toji lets out a chuckle before scooping megumi up, placing the clingy preschooler on his shoulders.

your gaze is set right ahead, body moving as quick as it could. your ears pick up on two familiar voices, your eyes catching a glimpse of toji and megumi at the sidelines. you smile at the two while you run. you don’t have to look back to keep track of where your opponents are. you’re too fast for them anyway.

“yeahhh, tha’s my fuckin’ wife!” toji yells above everyone else, embarrassing you a little. though, it sure did boost your energy levels and your legs move in an even faster tempo. the other parents look at toji with a frown, some whisper about his vulgar choice of words around little children, but he simply couldn’t care less.

megumi tries to imitate his dad and throws his hands in the air, waving at you with a big smile. “that’s my mama!” the little child shouts at the top of his lungs, having the time of his life. he’s been having fun all day with toji and you, his popularity under his classmates increasing because of the outstanding performances of his parents.

you laugh to yourself as you hear their encouragements. you glance over at them as they stand near the finish line, just waiting for you to pass over it. you wave at them whilst you’re running and watch as megumi happily waves back with both arms.

“mamaaaaa!” the small boy squeals, kicking his legs. he looks at you with big, sparkling eyes—cheering once you cross over the finish line. toji joins in and whistles, impressed by your performance. he walks over to you as you catch your breath.

“how’d i do?” you ask your husband with a smirk. toji nods, humming in satisfaction. he feels megumi squirm around on his shoulders, so he lets the preschooler down. toji faces you again and pinches your cheek in a loving yet teasing gesture, “amazing, ma. y’ did well.”

megumi runs up to you once he’s free and hugs your leg. you giggle and crouch down to hug him. “mama’s so fast. and so cool,” your son exclaims and mimics how you ran, making noises to indicate how fast you were going, “like—woosh, woosh!”

“haha, thank you,” you giggle and kiss megumi’s forehead. a teacher comes up to you and gives you your gold medal for winning first place, a big number one on the middle of the metal. you put the medal around megumi’s neck instead, clearly seeing his eyes light up once you do.

toji follows the gesture and puts all the medals he’s won around his son’s neck as well. those were quite a few since toji’s competitve and athletic self had won every round of the parent matches he’s participated on. out of all the dads present, he’s won most games.

“there y’ go,” toji comments in a proud tone. megumi laughs happily and jumps up and down in place to show his excitement. he sees a couple of his friends nearby and scurries over to them, going to brag about how he’s got the best parents.

your husband hands you a bottle while he keeps an eye on megumi. “thank you,” you nod and take a couple sips of the refreshing cold water. you catch toji glancing at you, looking you up and down. that’s when you already know that whatever’s going to come from his mouth, is going to be out of pocket.

“y’know, while ya ran out there, i couldn’t help but stare at that fat ass of—“

you smack toji’s chest, a warning for him to not finish that sentence. you’re too embarrassed by his words to even look at him properly. “don’t say such stuff in front of literal children,” you whisper shout with a flustered expression on your face.

toji playfully rolls his eyes at your comment. he wanted to give your behind a smack - an appreciative ‘well done’ gesture - but he refrains from doing so. he wraps an arm around your waist instead and squeezes your side.

“ugh maaann, who cares about these little brats,” toji complains and leans his head down to your level, kissing your temples gently. he smirks and gives your lips a quick kiss, “i just wanna appreciate my sexy wife.”

you can’t help but crack a faint smile after toji’s last comment. you kiss him back quickly, keeping an eye out on your son, who’s cluelessly showing his classmates all the medals around his neck.

“we made the kid quite popular,” toji hums as he sees the same thing you have. it warms his heart to see his son enjoy his childhood like this. so carefree, so loved. megumi’s got both of you, both loving parents, which brings the dark-haired man a sense of peace.

toji’s glad that he can give his son everything he couldn’t have as a child. that also means participating in megumi’s school events and the like of it. he’s never had anyone supporting him as a kid and he never wants the same to happen to your child.

“yeah, he deserves it,” you say with a fond smile. as long as megumi’s protected and loved, the rest is fine. you’re glad that he’s taking the opportunity to interact with his classmates, considering he’s usually a bit shy and quiet.

while you’re watching megumi, toji’s staring at you. there’s a subtle smile tugging at his lips because of your own content expression. he looks back at his kid and sighs in relief.

all that hard work was worth it if it meant to have both his wife and son enjoy themselves.