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critter-creature-or-beast · 6 months ago

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sure

#that's not even the right frog #sorry I forgot the alt text. it's been added

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egophiliac · 4 months ago

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everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #jade is having the time of his life being a nasty little mofo and i love him for it #and gosh...leona and sally being friends is SO cute #sometimes i forget that leona is canonically a feminist #sally poisons a man and he's like 'you go girl'#they have so much in common though!#they both have eye scars and no ears on the sides of their heads!#no but they're adorable and i love it #and i suppose i have to reluctantly admit that i understand why lilia could not be in this event #he would just be stuffing frogs into his mouth left and right without even blinking #every time we get a moment of culture-clash he would just be there like 'mm-hm. yes. i do not see the problem.'#man. i do so adore any event that forces the boys to Work Together #their one weakness...not being petty dipshits who get into slapfights at the drop of a hat #absolutely nothing got done that first day and the mayor set off the emergency alarm because he was so done with them #this is perfection #anyway brb gotta go do some missions for the other jack's birthday #see you next week for more of scully becoming increasingly disillusioned with all these fake halloween fans

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markscherz · 1 year ago

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‘But I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everyone & everything’

- Charles Darwin. Letter to Charles Lyell, 1 October 1861

#Darwin #quotes #famous quotes #Charles Darwin #always remember that everyone has bad days sometimes #even the people who look like they are productive beyond human capacity #sometimes it’s important to just acknowledge it and see that there are good things to come #but right now is just shit #anyway I have a flu or something #and right now I hate everyone and everything #and my immune system most of all #and the parents who send their sick and contagious kids to daycare #and the evolution of viruses #who tbh have absolutely no business to be wreaking such havoc on the more organised domains of life #about me #sorry to be a downer #your usual frog-related content will resume after a brief intermission #I realise that posting quotes is super cringe #sorry about that #at least some of you probably haven’t seen this quote before #so you’ve learned something today #and I’ve gotten to vent #win-win?

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official-penis-posts · 4 months ago

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Penis frog creature carved from possibly Jadeite

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I am baffled, yet compelled

#submission #could not find that GIF of James Bond from knives out #Can’t even remember the actors name right now Jesus #Anyway he says makes no damn sense. Compels me though #official penis post #official penis ask #lookslikeadick #frog?

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kj-beastboy · 2 months ago

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design by Vec @ OnionPowder_ on twt

I feel like... there's smth about it. it's not all that good, bc the pose is a bit awkward, perspective is a nice attempt but a little off and I drew quickly without thinking, later couldn't fix it/was too lazy/had no time, but the colors, the shading... idk, I'm oddly a fan of it so I'm throwing it here.

see it as practice/warmup. I'll never get to smth better if I don't let myself fail a bunch of times first. don't be afraid of failing.

#I personally feel that birds eye view is easier than frog perspective #but I prefer it a lot #bc it gives me that POV feeling #like the character is alive and right in front of you fr #or maybe it's more natural to me bc I'm 150cm/5'0“...#she's patting your head... or holding a camera maybe #even tho she IS a camera #I just liked the design and I wanted to draw ONE different thing other than Flug for once #the colors were refreshing to work with #rant post about my art improvement #honestly gotta just keep in mind that this was my first year EVER making literally anything other than sketches and for that it's pretty ok #I can live with that #what I like to do when I'm down is look at my progress of the last year; realize that it is noticeable enough;#then say “omg imagine in 10 years... if you had 10 times this amount of progress... I can't wait to see!”#idk where I'm going with allat but I hope it helps someone #villainous #villanos #vilanesco #miss heed #villainous miss heed #cartoon #fanart #my art #sketch

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autisticaradiamegido · 8 months ago

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day 169

this is it, the dynamic

#day 169 #year 5 #aradia megido #kanaya maryam #homestuck #arakan #based largely on their first pesterlog #kanaya is so. FUCKING condescending to her and its funny #actually edit: i added the link to the page just read it #kanaya being a lil shit is my favorite for her actually #and aradia being like 0h n0t this shit again #like its just so!!!!!!#funny but also like KIND OF GENUINELY MEAN FOR NO REASON fjdhjdhd #its LITERALLY just kanaya dropping into aradias dms to be like #Hey Bestie Just A Reminder That You Should Feel A Little Bit Guilty About Everything That Happens From Here On Out #Even Though It Is Basically Inevitable #Lucky For You Though I Am Going To Be Very Gracious And Clean Up After Whatever Dumb Shit You Are About To Pull With This Game #like GIRL WHAT IS UR DAMAGE FKDHSKHDGD im obsessed #i mean obviously she has some fucked up feelings internally about participating in a game that ends the world #i wonder if she feels guilty herself for letting aradia and sollux pull half the code from her set of frog ruins #like. maybe shes so guilt trippy about it because she wants to convince herself that all the blame can be put on aradia #and that if she voices her disapproval OF aradias actions then shes like. on record as being Right About The Situation #but ALSO if she is sooo magnanimous and forgiving about it then maybe nobody has to be punished for all of it (not even herself)#idk IDK. i just think its fascinating as a kanaya character moment especially as one of her earliest conversations

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crossbackpoke-check · 8 days ago

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blessed be (lorscher bienensegen) | telling the bees (wiþ ymbe)

"Bees" [remixed, abridged], Claudia Emerson // "Letter to Someone Living Fifty Years from Now" [remixed. abridged], Matthew Olzmann // "Letter to my Great, Great Grandchild" [remixed, abridged], J.P. Grasser | Len Redkole, Nina Weiss, Brian Babineau, Christian Peterson, Mitchell Leff, Dave Isaac, Megan DeRuchie

#liv in the replies #if i were insane there would be an appendix to this called telling the bees however i finished this at 3am yesterday its nearly midnight &#my cutoff is when my ahl asg stream cuts. GOD by now i should know when i save a poem like hmm. not applicable but god it'd be perfect #THAT'S A CURSE. DON'T PUT IT IN THE DOCUMENT. DON'T SAVE IT. FORGET YOU READ IT. IT'S A CURSE!! <- things i should've told myself when i #went to read bees was already like 👀 &then the first line was FUCKING CLAUDE!!!!! anyway. sorry also this is like. insanely long but ALSO #regarding mf claude. the first picture is a leftover from the claude edit i made years ago so that feels GREAT and BEAUTIFUL & also for me #as ever y'all will be getting a full breakdown. starting with what i regularly have a breakdown about every time i see it which is joelle's #james 1:12 tattoo which if u use the king james version (gay) is blessed is he who perseveres under trial because having stood the test he #will receive the crown of life the lord has promised to those who love him. which i always go blessed is he who perseveres // for those who #love him. and that's joel. ignoring him getting it then getting sent down on his birthday IGNORING IT. also we know the frosty/maple leafs #hahaha fuck the flyers lore right? good. that's morgan and his dad also bc i love a baby picture & it was perfect. also the dave isaac pic #next was in an article talking about morgan 'stung' by draft camp. shut UP. i have an alt for tells him with claude and ALSO hate the #elephant w/phil bc myesie u fuckin leaf-eater (giraffe) but i love the composition of that jake shot & had to use it (it was also almost #tells him) with thylacine jakey frog nolan also raff the extinct whale bc i needed him here. if my editing on incapable of joy is bad no on #tell me i did some SHENANIGANS to put morgan in there & color-pick/alter his jersey. new skill. i think euphoria is one of my favorite for #the sake of pride night but ALSO that polaroid kills me very time &they're so stoners contemplate the universe but ALSO i love transcendenc #so that whole three photo string i think is my favorite. and i was in looking at these like listen okay it's okay there are only so many #photos in the world. you can repeat from others you've seen before. except ALSO there's so many of these freaks together do you separate #and every time i was like there can't be more there was more. don't ask the number of back-ups for the sweetest blossom/pinch/ruffle sets #okay also the ready to be stung one was a surprise favorite fit for me because i love that line but wasn't sure how to convey it? so it's o #i think with how morgan's face is and the almost of it all. yes joel hardest trier is in there purely for me i do have an alt but. how coul #u doubt him. insert sasha's tweet abt how much joel loves philly but all his quotes have been abt being excited for morgan to have a fresh #start. AND NOT EVEN TWO MINUTES IN CALGARY AND YOU'RE STILL INSEPARABLE god i literally googled frost farabee calgary to find the last #blessed [because. heard but not seen you know of everyone traded but you went together. not seen. (which ties into the terrible appendix)]#and IT DIDN'T EVEN TAKE ME TWO MINUTES TO FIND THAT!!! WHAT DO YOU MEANNN anyway. sorry again it's so long & also i will be vanishing a wee #& a half after posting [redacted] is kicking my ass & im doing [redacted fun things WAIT ACTUALLY U CAN KNOW ONE i'm seeing hippo campus]#morgan frost #joel farabee #philadelphia flyers #calgary flames

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little-pup-pip · 9 months ago

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Hello! Can I request a masc leaning classic Leap Frog mood board without a paci? Scout and Tad are my favorites! Thank you!

Here you go!!

#classic #leap frog #!!!!#so listen #i don't know what exactly constitutes classic leap frog specifically #but i think this is pretty good #anyway i hope you enjoy #even if it's not quite right #the Internet was unhelpful #sfw interaction only #sfw agere #moodboard #agere #age regression #sfw littlespace #agere moodboard #age dreaming #no pacifier

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lazzincats · 2 months ago

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Maria on the leapfrog tablet

Close up on the poorly drawn thing

👍

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banyanas · 1 month ago

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hey wait listen to me. Consider Grime not knowing Sasha was an Actual Child until after she'd already earned her steel (and done so noticeably younger than your average toadlet did) and thus by toadish traditions was considered ready for adult combat and responsibilities

#TOADBUILDING! not just about the spider cheese! also about the oof ouch angst consequences #of the kind of society i toadbuilt #bañana post #amphibia #i love grime bc he’s both a really good and really flawed parental figure #after he realizes he’s like SHIT OH SHES A TOADLET but by that point he’d be undermining her independence #and even her right to engage in toad duels and lead battles #which isn’t something Sasha would want to walk back on even if she Could in toadish culture #grime feeding into her worst storm of lashing out. not realizing a lot of it is sourced in self loathing: i’m doing so good at this #i’m making up for previous faults and totally not feeding Sasha’s growing collection of Child Soldierisms #which in a way he’s not wrong as much as he is INCREDIBLY WRONG-#he’s trying to teach her how to survive and climb up. especially how to do so as a /toad/.#for as much of ‘as a toad’ can work. since toad and frog culture were ground to dust and left with only fragments after Andrias Legal BS #kind of guy to say to a kid ‘i know it’s hard to kill your first man but it will get easier with time’#and not realize how fucked up that is to say to a kid bc he’s genuinely trying to help #jfc these tags got long sorry. happens when i’m a bit high

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dannyk09 · 1 year ago

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Anger and hatred are just a mask to hide sadness and despair...

#HELP I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I WROTE IT RIGHT #I'm sorry I don't speak english 😭#I have the headcanon that after a fight Albedo goes to the nearest public bathroom so he can clean himself up...#Frog lived in a warehouse or something like that 'cause he spent all his money on a machine to become a Galvan again...#ben 10 albedo #ben ten #ben 10 ultimate alien #ben 10 alien force #ben 10 #ben 10 fanart #ben tennyson

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sp3akfromtheart · 3 months ago

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all the girls want hot-n-fun

#jacks lucky day #sorry just had to draw these freaks #i listened to hot-n-fun by nerd tooooo many times!#captain jack harkness #Ianto jones #gwen cooper #janto #gwack #< i cannot believe that is even. ok. it sounds like a frog throwing up #torchwood #torchwood fanart #the three of them probably have a ship name right ??#gwanto...?

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laurents-secret-diary · 1 year ago

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Can we see any of your drawings you may have had for the side characters please??? 👉👈

I only got a couple so far! I think I'm gonna do Nicaise next

#jokaste #aimeric #captive prince #kings rising #caprisun #can you believe damen fumbled a tall evil goddess? i would end myself #OKAY maybe he didnt “fumble” her. maybe it was the evil goddess part that ended it. but. but the loss is there ok. that shit would plague m #she is obviously sporting my headcanony akielon undercut like damen #but can you imagine going from this tall enchanting queen to. to looking down at a weird blue eyed frog with a stick up his ass #bi rights to damen but jesus christ my man #damen literally became the kinda guy that shows you a photo of his aint shit boyfriend on his iphone 5 while you're getting brunch together #and you have to say oh you two look so nice together. even though you cant believe he's letting that dude hit it.#like bro? you ever been to my garden? because i think you're dating one of my fucking gnomes #now onto aimeric.#he is my. he is my little tormented guy. manipulated to hell and back. abandoned. alone yet soulful and full of promise.#he schemes and pretends and KILLS A BUNCHA PEOPLE......#FUCKS UP JORD FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEE #AND THEN OLLIE OUTS OF EVERYONES LIVES DUE TO IMMEASURABLE GUILT #AND MAKES SURE TO DELIVER THE FINAL KAMEHAMEHA TO JORD WITH THAT LITTLE MESSAGE????#who does it like him #iconic. show stopping. mesmerising. he is the moment

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deusluxuria · 4 months ago

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concept: all the autistic pals are in one room together (jotaro, giorno, jolyne, and an older shigechi because fuck you kira) and they silently decide to all start referencing random ridiculous sound bytes as vocal stims until they can't anymore because they're laughing too hard

#real wholesome hours #my fav one right now is something i cant even repeat its just in my brain lol #that one tiktok with the caribbean guy playing the frog flip game #and he goes 'ME A FLIP THE BLUD CLYDE FROG IN 5 SECONDS'#at least i think thats what he says fusjfjsjjfdj #jotaro kujo #autistic!jotaro #giorno giovanna #autistic!giorno #jolyne cujoh #jolyne kujo #autistic!jolyne #shigechi jjba #autistic!shigechi #disability tag #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #jojokes #headcanon

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ellraiser · 4 months ago

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designing the world of mudborne!

#this is the entire world map for mudborne #except one final section in the top right #ive been picking away at each areas rough design so now it was time to finalise things a bit more #even though it's not a 1 to 1 of the final world #and im sure lots will change #its really helping me to be able to visualise how these areas work and fit together #and also child me who used to draw rayman 1 overworld maps would be extremely pleased this is their job now #mudborne #game design #game development #level design #drawing #frogs #indie games

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xxplastic-cubexx · 3 months ago

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why do i feel like erik would get a little jealous at how attached charles is to the cat and how much attention it’s getting from him

erik 'michael' 'magnus' 'max' lehnsherr is above getting jealous over a cat ok he knows charles loves him more than a silly lil furless furball

Magneto however.

#snap chats #ik max his birth name but the alliteration was right there ....... sue me officer i love me some alliteration .....#evil helmet talking to him like the green goblin mask tho like 'crash a yacht so charles has to pay attention to you'#i think erik donning the magneto persona just to get charles' attention is the funniest shit i can conceive of at 1AM on a school night #like bro he is not replacing you with a cat ... i prommy .... put the boat down #put the boat down change outta your outfit and go have a wine night with your husband There Problem Solved #the cat cant drink wine .... checkmate ....#anyways i legally cant write another story about a man getting jealous over a cat but we can definitely crack jokes about it #spaekin of stories ... ao3 time ... my ass aint even readin cherik tf wrong with me #if im gonna dick over my sleep schedule can it at lesat be topical Never. Absolutely Never #good night everyone i will see you all in a minute :}}}#that smile so evil .. wht is that... :} lil frog mouth ... a frog aint evil i rescind that adjective #ok bye bybe :}

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