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critter-creature-or-beast · 5 months ago

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sure

#that's not even the right frog #sorry I forgot the alt text. it's been added

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egophiliac · 3 months ago

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everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #jade is having the time of his life being a nasty little mofo and i love him for it #and gosh...leona and sally being friends is SO cute #sometimes i forget that leona is canonically a feminist #sally poisons a man and he's like 'you go girl'#they have so much in common though!#they both have eye scars and no ears on the sides of their heads!#no but they're adorable and i love it #and i suppose i have to reluctantly admit that i understand why lilia could not be in this event #he would just be stuffing frogs into his mouth left and right without even blinking #every time we get a moment of culture-clash he would just be there like 'mm-hm. yes. i do not see the problem.'#man. i do so adore any event that forces the boys to Work Together #their one weakness...not being petty dipshits who get into slapfights at the drop of a hat #absolutely nothing got done that first day and the mayor set off the emergency alarm because he was so done with them #this is perfection #anyway brb gotta go do some missions for the other jack's birthday #see you next week for more of scully becoming increasingly disillusioned with all these fake halloween fans

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markscherz · 1 year ago

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‘But I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everyone & everything’

- Charles Darwin. Letter to Charles Lyell, 1 October 1861

#Darwin #quotes #famous quotes #Charles Darwin #always remember that everyone has bad days sometimes #even the people who look like they are productive beyond human capacity #sometimes it’s important to just acknowledge it and see that there are good things to come #but right now is just shit #anyway I have a flu or something #and right now I hate everyone and everything #and my immune system most of all #and the parents who send their sick and contagious kids to daycare #and the evolution of viruses #who tbh have absolutely no business to be wreaking such havoc on the more organised domains of life #about me #sorry to be a downer #your usual frog-related content will resume after a brief intermission #I realise that posting quotes is super cringe #sorry about that #at least some of you probably haven’t seen this quote before #so you’ve learned something today #and I’ve gotten to vent #win-win?

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official-penis-posts · 3 months ago

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Penis frog creature carved from possibly Jadeite

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I am baffled, yet compelled

#submission #could not find that GIF of James Bond from knives out #Can’t even remember the actors name right now Jesus #Anyway he says makes no damn sense. Compels me though #official penis post #official penis ask #lookslikeadick #frog?

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autisticaradiamegido · 7 months ago

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day 169

this is it, the dynamic

#day 169 #year 5 #aradia megido #kanaya maryam #homestuck #arakan #based largely on their first pesterlog #kanaya is so. FUCKING condescending to her and its funny #actually edit: i added the link to the page just read it #kanaya being a lil shit is my favorite for her actually #and aradia being like 0h n0t this shit again #like its just so!!!!!!#funny but also like KIND OF GENUINELY MEAN FOR NO REASON fjdhjdhd #its LITERALLY just kanaya dropping into aradias dms to be like #Hey Bestie Just A Reminder That You Should Feel A Little Bit Guilty About Everything That Happens From Here On Out #Even Though It Is Basically Inevitable #Lucky For You Though I Am Going To Be Very Gracious And Clean Up After Whatever Dumb Shit You Are About To Pull With This Game #like GIRL WHAT IS UR DAMAGE FKDHSKHDGD im obsessed #i mean obviously she has some fucked up feelings internally about participating in a game that ends the world #i wonder if she feels guilty herself for letting aradia and sollux pull half the code from her set of frog ruins #like. maybe shes so guilt trippy about it because she wants to convince herself that all the blame can be put on aradia #and that if she voices her disapproval OF aradias actions then shes like. on record as being Right About The Situation #but ALSO if she is sooo magnanimous and forgiving about it then maybe nobody has to be punished for all of it (not even herself)#idk IDK. i just think its fascinating as a kanaya character moment especially as one of her earliest conversations

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kj-beastboy · 16 days ago

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design by Vec @ OnionPowder_ on twt

I feel like... there's smth about it. it's not all that good, bc the pose is a bit awkward, perspective is a nice attempt but a little off and I drew quickly without thinking, later couldn't fix it/was too lazy/had no time, but the colors, the shading... idk, I'm oddly a fan of it so I'm throwing it here.

see it as practice/warmup. I'll never get to smth better if I don't let myself fail a bunch of times first. don't be afraid of failing.

#I personally feel that birds eye view is easier than frog perspective #but I prefer it a lot #bc it gives me that POV feeling #like the character is alive and right in front of you fr #or maybe it's more natural to me bc I'm 150cm/5'0“...#she's patting your head... or holding a camera maybe #even tho she IS a camera #I just liked the design and I wanted to draw ONE different thing other than Flug for once #the colors were refreshing to work with #rant post about my art improvement #honestly gotta just keep in mind that this was my first year EVER making literally anything other than sketches and for that it's pretty ok #I can live with that #what I like to do when I'm down is look at my progress of the last year; realize that it is noticeable enough;#then say “omg imagine in 10 years... if you had 10 times this amount of progress... I can't wait to see!”#idk where I'm going with allat but I hope it helps someone #villainous #villanos #vilanesco #miss heed #villainous miss heed #cartoon #fanart #my art #sketch

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little-pup-pip · 8 months ago

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Hello! Can I request a masc leaning classic Leap Frog mood board without a paci? Scout and Tad are my favorites! Thank you!

Here you go!!

#classic #leap frog #!!!!#so listen #i don't know what exactly constitutes classic leap frog specifically #but i think this is pretty good #anyway i hope you enjoy #even if it's not quite right #the Internet was unhelpful #sfw interaction only #sfw agere #moodboard #agere #age regression #sfw littlespace #agere moodboard #age dreaming #no pacifier

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dannyk09 · 1 year ago

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Anger and hatred are just a mask to hide sadness and despair...

#HELP I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I WROTE IT RIGHT #I'm sorry I don't speak english 😭#I have the headcanon that after a fight Albedo goes to the nearest public bathroom so he can clean himself up...#Frog lived in a warehouse or something like that 'cause he spent all his money on a machine to become a Galvan again...#ben 10 albedo #ben ten #ben 10 ultimate alien #ben 10 alien force #ben 10 #ben 10 fanart #ben tennyson

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sp3akfromtheart · 2 months ago

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all the girls want hot-n-fun

#jacks lucky day #sorry just had to draw these freaks #i listened to hot-n-fun by nerd tooooo many times!#captain jack harkness #Ianto jones #gwen cooper #janto #gwack #< i cannot believe that is even. ok. it sounds like a frog throwing up #torchwood #torchwood fanart #the three of them probably have a ship name right ??#gwanto...?

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laurents-secret-diary · 1 year ago

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Can we see any of your drawings you may have had for the side characters please??? 👉👈

I only got a couple so far! I think I'm gonna do Nicaise next

#jokaste #aimeric #captive prince #kings rising #caprisun #can you believe damen fumbled a tall evil goddess? i would end myself #OKAY maybe he didnt “fumble” her. maybe it was the evil goddess part that ended it. but. but the loss is there ok. that shit would plague m #she is obviously sporting my headcanony akielon undercut like damen #but can you imagine going from this tall enchanting queen to. to looking down at a weird blue eyed frog with a stick up his ass #bi rights to damen but jesus christ my man #damen literally became the kinda guy that shows you a photo of his aint shit boyfriend on his iphone 5 while you're getting brunch together #and you have to say oh you two look so nice together. even though you cant believe he's letting that dude hit it.#like bro? you ever been to my garden? because i think you're dating one of my fucking gnomes #now onto aimeric.#he is my. he is my little tormented guy. manipulated to hell and back. abandoned. alone yet soulful and full of promise.#he schemes and pretends and KILLS A BUNCHA PEOPLE......#FUCKS UP JORD FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEE #AND THEN OLLIE OUTS OF EVERYONES LIVES DUE TO IMMEASURABLE GUILT #AND MAKES SURE TO DELIVER THE FINAL KAMEHAMEHA TO JORD WITH THAT LITTLE MESSAGE????#who does it like him #iconic. show stopping. mesmerising. he is the moment

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lazzincats · 22 days ago

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Maria on the leapfrog tablet

Close up on the poorly drawn thing

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ellraiser · 3 months ago

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designing the world of mudborne!

#this is the entire world map for mudborne #except one final section in the top right #ive been picking away at each areas rough design so now it was time to finalise things a bit more #even though it's not a 1 to 1 of the final world #and im sure lots will change #its really helping me to be able to visualise how these areas work and fit together #and also child me who used to draw rayman 1 overworld maps would be extremely pleased this is their job now #mudborne #game design #game development #level design #drawing #frogs #indie games

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deusluxuria · 3 months ago

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concept: all the autistic pals are in one room together (jotaro, giorno, jolyne, and an older shigechi because fuck you kira) and they silently decide to all start referencing random ridiculous sound bytes as vocal stims until they can't anymore because they're laughing too hard

#real wholesome hours #my fav one right now is something i cant even repeat its just in my brain lol #that one tiktok with the caribbean guy playing the frog flip game #and he goes 'ME A FLIP THE BLUD CLYDE FROG IN 5 SECONDS'#at least i think thats what he says fusjfjsjjfdj #jotaro kujo #autistic!jotaro #giorno giovanna #autistic!giorno #jolyne cujoh #jolyne kujo #autistic!jolyne #shigechi jjba #autistic!shigechi #disability tag #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #jojokes #headcanon

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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago

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why do i feel like erik would get a little jealous at how attached charles is to the cat and how much attention it’s getting from him

erik 'michael' 'magnus' 'max' lehnsherr is above getting jealous over a cat ok he knows charles loves him more than a silly lil furless furball

Magneto however.

#snap chats #ik max his birth name but the alliteration was right there ....... sue me officer i love me some alliteration .....#evil helmet talking to him like the green goblin mask tho like 'crash a yacht so charles has to pay attention to you'#i think erik donning the magneto persona just to get charles' attention is the funniest shit i can conceive of at 1AM on a school night #like bro he is not replacing you with a cat ... i prommy .... put the boat down #put the boat down change outta your outfit and go have a wine night with your husband There Problem Solved #the cat cant drink wine .... checkmate ....#anyways i legally cant write another story about a man getting jealous over a cat but we can definitely crack jokes about it #spaekin of stories ... ao3 time ... my ass aint even readin cherik tf wrong with me #if im gonna dick over my sleep schedule can it at lesat be topical Never. Absolutely Never #good night everyone i will see you all in a minute :}}}#that smile so evil .. wht is that... :} lil frog mouth ... a frog aint evil i rescind that adjective #ok bye bybe :}

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hyperlexichypatia · 6 months ago

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I am begging people giving U.S. politics commentary to have, just, a basic, basic, 6th grade citizenship class level of understanding of the relationship between the branches of government. Please. You will not get icky electoralism cooties if you learn that "Whoever is the president right now is responsible for decisions the supreme court hands down right now" is nonsense.

#not only did you not pay attention in school #you obviously didn't pay attention in church camp #when they diligently instructed a bunch of kids who couldn't vote yet #that when we COULD vote we had to vote for antiabortion presidential and senate candidates #because the president appoints federal judges and the senate confirms them #draw the little chart #and if we all work very hard to elect antiabortion presidents and senators #Roe would be overturned in a few decades #and indeed #a couple of decades later #who could have FORESEEN?#your right-wing uncle who thinks the government is making the frogs gay #and that gay immigrants are coming to take his guns and his women #has a better understanding of the relationship between the presidency and the federal judiciary than you do #because this is fucking emphasized in right wing circles!#while y'all are like #“well actually Dobbs happened under BIDEN I am very clever”#“ha ha what do you mean if reelected he'll restore Roe he's elected right now ha ha”#Biden is waiting for the current justices to die Brenda #I don't even like Biden! I'm voting for him very reluctantly!#you people's piss poor civics understanding is making me defend Joseph Robinette Biden!

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agalychnisspranneusroseus · 3 months ago

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Raised in Amphibia AU Marcy has a very complicated relationship with Andrias. They love each other and see each other as father and daughter. He never yells at her, never raised a hand at her, yet she's so utterly terrified of him. She doesn't even know why she feels like this, but all she wants is to not lose his love and to make him proud, and feels like she's always in debt, always failing at earning her place, always desperately two steps behind, never quite pleasing him.

She gives up so much of herself to earn his love and approval... she keeps most of her less useful interests secret, she doesn't have any friends except for maybe Lady Olivia, she drops whatever she's doing, no matter how important, to go to her father when he calls her, she "forgets" about her feelings when they're inconvenient to him...

She used to wear her hair long because he liked it. He never pressured her to wear it like that, possibly didn't even notice the effects his words had on her, but he once said it's what's traditional for the Leviathan royal family, and that it looked good in her, and she was determined to keep hers as long as possible, until one day she can't handle all the stress and anxiety and she desperately cuts it all in her bedchambers. Now it's so short, barely reaching her jaw. She cried herself to sleep that night. Andrias didn't say anything about it, only that it looked nice, and Marcy feels her heart sink - she let it grow for years no matter how uncomfortable it was or how little she liked it for nothing.

#amphibia #raised in amphibia au #marcy wu #andrias leviathan #marcy leviathan #princess marcy #princess marcy leviathan #cutting her hair wasn't premeditated. she did it while having a breakdown #it was her nervous system's impulse to fight in any way possible. to reclaim as much control as she possibly could.#only for andrias to later gaslight her into thinking there was something to fight against #that she was just imagining things to think her hair represented anything #it makes her feel really stupid looking back #and the court whispers about her change in look and how non-traditional she looks. everyone already questioned her status #as a legitimate leviathan princess and rightful heir to the throne #some even denied she was a newt at all! could you believe that? her dad is a newt - what else could she be?#now she breaks tradition by cutting her hair as short as a boy's? oh what would her grandfather say!#the odd rouguish farm girl with curly hair and a bright smile who claims not to be neither frog nor toad not newt despite looking #an awful lot like Marcy...#she visits her in Newtopia every now and then and she had the biggest smile when she saw her again after her little Anxiety Makeover #she ruffled her hair and told her she looked ''amazing'' and ''really really beautiful'' and ''absolutely adorable''#it was rare for people to think Marcy was pretty - most newts thought she was monstruously deformed -#but this girl never held back on compliments. maybe she saw her in a better light because they were equally deformed #but it always makes Marcy's chest bloom with warmth #and that day as they were catching up - chatting in the palace rooftops - sharing sweets stolen from the kitchens - Marcy felt so *free*#my posts #marcanne #technically sashannarcy but like eventually

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