#that's not a rat

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[catholickedd]

rat cookys :)

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[nyctosaurid]

huge power move of linguini to have his famous and well respected restaurant shut down because of a massive rat infestation only to immediately open a new restaurant called this

[spicymochi]

little chef and secret agent

[fadingembers]

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

[smallestbubs]

like whack a mole

[hellenhighwater]

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

[ratective]

credit

[icaruspendragon]

babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe

[spaceybread]

[thecooler]

Feel free to specify in the tags :) if the animal is one that needs company assume you'd have multiple

[hobohobgoblim]

Because we can remake him. We have the technology.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1665263199/cookie-cutter-the-chicago-rat-hole

[mollybeenoel]

Tiny friends

Photographed by Miles Herbert

[spicymochi]

little chef

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