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inuhalfdemon · 3 months ago
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Lucifer wakes up with blood on his face and a very pissed-off one-armed Alastor in the room.
-CrackRodent
Hehe...careful what you ask for...
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Lucifer jolts awake in his bed, mouth dry and his head feeling fuzzy. The first thing he sees is a very pissed-off Alastor standing and leering over him, radio static crackling agitatedly throughout the room.
"Oh...hello." Lucifer blinks blearily back at Alastor. "Did you sneak in here to ravish me?"
The radio static buzzes louder.
"I didn't sneak in here, I broke down your damn door!" Alastor nearly snarls.
Lucifer tilts his head and sees that his hotel room door has been obliterated, chunks of wood thrown all over into the room and splintering edges torn all around the frame that was the doorway.
Alastor shifts restlessly, drawing Lucifer's attention back to him and the angel loudly snorts. 
"You lose something on the way in!?"
One of Alastor's arms was entirely missing. Wedged in the socket of where it should be was a blood-soaked rag. Tatters hanging from Alastor's suit had been stripped from his shoulder and pulled into roughly, hastily done knots to keep the makeshift bandage in place.
"No..." Alastor's teeth are clenched in an insane, and twitching smile; his nostrils flaring. "You fucking tore my arm off!!!"
Lucifer erupts into voracious laughter.
"I....what!?"
"Your drunk royal ass got fucking snippy with me over a quip I made at you for being short while we were enjoying ourselves at the bar, and then you fucking ripped my arm off! WITH YOUR TEETH!"
Lucifer gives a light laugh, rubbing his face with his hand. When he pulls his palm back, he sees there is indeed traces of dried blood on it.
"What was the quip?"
"What?"
"The quip you made...what was it?"
"YOU DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THIS!?"
"No, I must have blacked out." Lucifer shrugged. "But, really...what was the quip?"
"Does it matter!?"
"Yes...if it was funny, then I probably wouldn't have done that to you. So, what was it?"
"How should I know!? It was just a stupid little quip!"
"Ah...so it must not have been that funny. The funny ones are the ones people remember."
"OH, fuck you!" Alastor snaps. "Now help me re-attach it! I don't want to have to wait for a new one to grow back!"
"Fine." Lucifer groans. "Where is it?"
"I DON'T KNOW!" Alastor roars. "YOU TOOK IT, YOU HAD IT LAST!"
"Okay, okay..." Lucifer holds up a hand while his other moves to his temple. His head was pounding. "Help me out here, what happened after I took your arm off?"
"You started making jokes."
"Jokes? What kind of jokes?"
"Jokes like: What's wrong, Al? Need a hand? or Looks like I've got the upper hand now! or It looks like I'm armed and dangerous! and Don't go getting all up in arms..."
"See...those ones are funny."
"Lucifer." Alastor growled in warning.
"Hehe, alright...so then, what!?"
"You left with it! I had to figure how to get my shoulder to stop gushing blood all over the place while you just took it and went on your merry way! You're telling me that you don't know where it is!?" Alastor's neck was extending, snapping to the side and his pupils were flashing into radio dials.
"Ugh, just hold on." Lucifer grunts, shifting himself to get up and throwing the blankets back. As he moves, Alastor's dismembered arm comes falling from the bed, landing on the floor with a sick thud.
Lucifer and Alastor stare at it for a moment before...
"Were you...did you...?"
Lucifer started nodding, remembering now. "Yep...sure did."
"You know what." Alastor stood up straight. "Burn it. I'll wait for the new one." And, he turns to walk away.
"Was one Hell of a hand-job though." Lucifer snickered and Alastor flips him the bird as he leaves the room.
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rainbow-taishi · 2 months ago
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Filipino Isekai
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bllmak · 2 months ago
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thesociallyanxioussociopath · 2 months ago
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sabertoothwalrus · 4 months ago
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unsung-idiot · 3 months ago
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fishing-lesbian-catgirl · 1 year ago
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alexandriad · 2 months ago
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kazehita · 1 month ago
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nicolekart · 8 months ago
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With my “amazing” ability to draw cats, I just had to…
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bellwethers · 8 months ago
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hinamie · 2 months ago
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to moving forward
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk art#yuji itadori#gojo satoru#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itadori yuuji#megumi fushiguro#jjk spoilers#satoru gojo#jjk manga spoilers#hina.comic#before any1 says anything i KNOw his birthday is in december ik ik ik this is just 2 show some post-battle bonding after the trauma#its winter in canon n megumi's birthday has passed and he spent it being piloted like a mech so they need to celebrate Now!!#also this was technically a request lmao anon wanted megumi birthday angst hehehehhe i hope u like it <3 bc it KILLED ME DEAD#im going to collapse remember when i said this wasnt harder than the hydrangeas im having second thoughts#page 8 made me want to bash my head in#could have stuck with one flashback image could have left them monochrome could have done literally anything 2 ease the workload#but noooo the chronic overachiever in me would not allow it#rule of threes i had to include all of them and they Had to be in colour it wouldn't have hit the same if i had kept it monochrome#i needed it to look how childhood memories look i needed it to look oversaturated and hazy and fond but unmistakably Gone#it may have killed me but im so proud of this rn like from an art style perspective these megumis and yuujis r top tier by my standards#personal favourites r the first and last panel of crying megumi like not 2 pat myself on th back but expression?????? hello??????#enjoy your cake megumi you've earned it <333 sorry fr hurting ur feelings it will happen again#oh my god i can sleep tonight bless <333 and i met my 3 day deadline NICE im so good at what i do
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tagasaing · 8 months ago
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the laios effect
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chalkrub · 2 months ago
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autumnal chill....featuring the girl
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thesociallyanxioussociopath · 9 months ago
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Very much inspired by that Valentine Pin-Up Alastor merch where the only significant change is him having his bow-tie unclipped.
Anyway, happy valentine day sike, it's Aro week and we are begrudgingly going on dates to help our friends with their heist. Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 (end)
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soaked-doors · 2 months ago
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pirates and their unconventional weddings (marines crashed it seven times)
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