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#if you listen to the end you either get a secret message or you'll have wasted your precious time on earth being tricked by a nefarious tag#aren't you excited to see which one it is#it's probably just a trick to make you waste your time#drum up some notes#that's marketing babey#sales#business#charts#KPIs#suits#uhhhhhhh#branding#touch base#logistics#circle around#as per my last email
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Wait what's the tea on Wotg makin' Percabeth even worse? /gen /nf
tldr; rick is continuing his trend of having annabeth imply that she thinks her bf is stupid (u can see what i mean by trend here). this is coupled w a lot of ableism: acting like percy is too stupid to function and removing annabeth's disabilities so she can be a girl boss while refusing to address their mental health. this is supposed to make percabeth look cute, somehow, but instead comes off as mean-spirited at best.
first, to establish context, percy's incredibly overworked,
(he's also on the swim team) and bc of this percy is falling asleep in class and waking up in a panic. this is never addressed seriously despite being a series abt disability. as if that wasn't enough, percy also is never shown to enjoy any of his classes and is frequently written to be stuggling w his grades, just in case u forgot he was stupid (he also is written w the ableist stereotype of being lazy abt school work, too, instead of, you know, disabled). his main motivation is that annabeth will be successful with or without him so he better not be a stupid failure.
completely ignoring percy was the one who wanted to go to nru. also, zero mentions for the accommodation percy is receiving for his disabilities (nor annabeth's, but she's written like they don't exist so).
and then percy says that annabeth's friend, hana, doesn't like him bc she doesn't think he's good enough for annabeth, going on to think yeah that's fair. this is never addressed bc it's supposed to be a cute percabeth and #girl boss annabeth moment. then percy makes a joke (?) that annabeth's friends are gossiping abt how annabeth can stand to date him when he's too stupid to understand architecture when percabeth walks away to talk. this is not a percabeth win and i'm genuinely not sure how anyone on rick's team thought it was.
then there's this:
just in case u forgot, percy is the stupid one and annabeth is the smart one. teehee.
and, in relation to ignoring their mental health, annabeth talks abt putting spider webs all over hecate's mansion (bc she wants to make a haunted house), which rick says is ok bc it's not spiders. except part of annabeth's huge traumatic fight w arachne was being covered in spiderwebs that literally pulled her into tartarus. so. weird plotline. similarly, percy has a bit abt having nightmares abt cereberus, which is equally stupid. i talked abt it here. not necessarily percabeth but worth mentioning for context. oh, and percy also bodily-fluid-bends later in the book w no comment except annabeth's shocked expression. correction: while percy does bodily-fluid-bend w no fanfare, annabeth is not there. percy poison-bends in front of annabeth w no comment.
rick then keeps poking fun at how percy and annabeth would make great parents. which. they're seventeen. btw. but yeah anyway percy would make a great dad bc he's got the funny dad jokes (bc he's stupid. haha get it). annabeth would make a great mom bc she's soooooo nurturing what w taking care of a puppy who decides to call her mom and taking care of her stupid idiot useless boyfriend. i wish this was a joke. more on this later.
the line "[annabeth] looked surprised—me comforting her, kind of switching things up" is self explanatory and written specifically to piss me off.
this passage,
which sucks for many reasons, but especially bc this is rick trying to rewrite book canon w show canon despite very easy ways to include this without acting like percy is an idiot who just didn't notice for the past THREE BOOK SERIES (like a war that took place recently where chiron was injured idk just an idea). instead, percy has to take the fall for rick's error and annabeth has to act like her bf is the stupidest person on earth.
btw, did i mention that annabeth is ahead in her classes and percy sucks at school? teehee.
wow, it's like annabeth's dyslexia isn't even there!
now, it may seem that i'm exaggerating percy's incompetence.
this is a real quote from the book.
so is this!
and this.
and—u get the point. rick is acting like percy hasn't outsmarted his opponents bc his personality is stupid and annabeth's personality is reduced down to having the brain cell.
then, percy has a moment where his empathy shines thru and he's allowed to succeed at something (for the first time in the book), except he has to put himself down to make annabeth feel better. bc we can't have percy feeling good abt himself since it makes annabeth look bad. or something. idk.
again, there is no exploration of percy's self-esteem or their myriad of trauma.
to make up for all the times percy was treated like an idiot, annabeth says percy is "a pretty smart guy,"
which is a surprise to her despite them having known each other for five years.
furthermore, rick is writing percy w a sort of incompetence towards household tasks that is, quite frankly, sexist. here is a good post on how it mirrors weaponized incompetence and here is another one abt the disturbing nature of mom-ifying annabeth. i should make it clear annabeth provides percy food in multiple scenes while percy does adjacent to nothing. she also tucks him into bed like a child in one scene and gets nicknamed "mom" by a dog that pees on her (AND she cleans up the pee while percy does nothing).
so, wottg is essentially 300 pages of mean-spirited bullying from all sides. none of the humor shines through these jokes, none of the facetiousness, like hey isn't it funny that percy is really smart but sometimes completely oblivious, is there. there is no comedic disparity between percy's power and skill and his ability to trip over his feet bc there are no impressive feats of power and skill (anything that would count are immediately brushed off). comments abt percy learning to tie his own shoes w his newfound octopus tentacles don't land in a book where he's acting like he cannot have thoughts without annabeth. and there's no grace to be given bc at no point in any of this handled as a serious exploration of percy's insecurities despite the ample opportunity to do so.
then, when percy isn't being hounded w vitriol, annabeth is being reduced to a sexist caricature of a woman. it does not make percabeth look good in any way.
finally, i need to make it clear that however bad this breakdown makes the books seem, it is worse. i summarized and skipped over a ton of stuff for my own sanity.
#it's ableism all the way down babey!#this is more in-depth than necessary and it doesn't even talk abt the issues not surrounding percabeth. this book is a joke.#ALSO i'm not editing this bc i value my peace#wottg spoilers#rr crit#marketing trilogy#answered
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HA I WAS RIGHT!!! apparently kui said in a modern au laios would be a minimum wage retail worker
#and falin would be a medical researcher...!!!!#for the fic that i have. yet to write lmao. i kind of had laios bouncing between retail jobs/construction#not going to uni and after he leaves high school (maybe even left in yr 10#side note this takes place in australia lmao.) couch surfs for a while and has trouble finding stable housing (aus housing market is shit)#when falin hears about it she wants to drop uni and help him out but he wont hear it#she suspends her studies for a bit to get him on his feet and they live together in gods tiniest flat#then she goes back to uni and voila. laios is a minimum wage retail worker#im putting this all here because the longer i put off writing it the less likely it is to get written lmao.#the point is ive got my finger on the pulse babey. i know what these characters are about
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i hope joe is enjoying his time off
#fall out boy#fob#joe trohman#*mine#*art#if you cant read the cover of his book it says bdsm: business development sales and marketing#it got a bit too shrunked when i exported it sorry#also first time drawing gary! what a good boy#ids in the alt text#i spent way too long on this and it doesnt look great but whatever thats showbiz babey
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how and why is gracie abrams THAT popular i fully dont think ive ever heard a voice as bad as hers.
#im in shock#and her fans have the NERVE to call charli xcx bad like hoe#at least charli xcx isnt trying to market herself as a soft.girl babey poetic.darling#shes marketing herself as Okay listen to.my music half of it is about. sniff and shit idk my drugs#ket or whayever idk#but gr*c** *br*ms like im gonna vomit girl#i thought shed at least have an alright voice but jeeeesus christ#blah blah!#not 75 stuff
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"i don't need to move out of my parent's house," i said. "why would i do that. my school is 20 minutes away," i said. anyways on an unrelated note im moving out of my parents house next semester!
#bee posts nonsense#honestly it's going to be fun. my school is further downtown which means i'll be able to walk/bike to the metro really easily#and get to my fave places in dc :)#uzu ramen at union market im coming for you babey
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Literally every time I make a post with the word "vanders" in it on main I get some sort of notification on I Must Confess, I Still Believe within like 24 hours
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the way that i am now downloading stock market news apps......... and squinting at these crazy ass news articles and learning finance terms n shit.... trying to read these number and graphs........
i am morphing into a middle aged dad of 3 kids. 🧍♂️
#mine#its so joever for me guys.#it started with the boomer ellipses and now here we are#save yourselves gang.... SAVE YOURSELVES#to be clear yes i am still Anarchist and anticapitalist#but man. sometimes you get sick and tired of being sick and tired and if pretending to day trade along with finance bros#and laughing at their misfortunes when stock values plummet helps out my mental health? then babey. lemme get my trading apps open#to be clear also: i'm not trading stocks either. well not actively anyways#ive just become irrationally obsessed with this shit out of nowhere. but rn my broke ass cannot afford to gamble money#on the current volatile ass market#so i'm safely sticking to my bonds and my etfs for now#and watching the circus that the NYSE turns into every 3rd quarter or so#oh ye btw finance news: warren buffet sold half of his tech shares recently including apple stocks#so its looking like it is So Joever for ai and tech which is absolutely hilarious considering all these phone companies#are pushing ai SO HARD rn. but even investors arent buying it anymore#news articles are saying lots of investors are pulling out of risky investments rn. selling stocks. piling their money into bonds for now#but last 2 quarters of every finance year are like that so i'm not too concerned#the October Scare is real with these guys lol#more reasons why october is my absolute fave month LMAO
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Hey folks! Checkup is going to be the main lead for the next update, and I'm gonna be going live over on my Twitch to do the first little bits of writing. If you think that sounds like a good time, and if you wanna see some behind-the-scenes on this project, I will be going live around 1:30PM ET (half an hour from now)- keep an eye out!
#i did this one time waaaaaay back and kept meaning to do it again! gah#if you're that one person who really liked that first stream: you're in luck babey#also i'll maybe explain a little about my process and give some hot twine tips so. if you're in the market for those.#half an hour! i'll see you there
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@viopolis asked- Character Setting! ( do tell! ) send me “character setting!” to learn about my muse’s home! (accepting!)
There's a certain section in Motor City where that street in particular is a permanent farmer's market. Trinkets, jewelry, clothes, food, just about anything you can imagine and most of it is going to be found in that part of the city. You're not going to be able to walk down that street without seeing something different at every single shop.
Newcomers to the city though may be a bit confused when it comes to getting something they'd like though. Items aren't purchased with money but instead, they're bartered for (or you can simply ask if you can have it, most people are willing to give up an item when asked politely enough) either with an item the seller might like or offering to do a task for that person. Time is just as a valuable after all.
#//I FINALLY GET TO TALK ABOUT THIS PART OF MC YESSS <- (kept forgetting to do that)#//but yeah there straight up isn't any money in motor city and that's on PURPOSE#//it's a bit different for places like stores or restaurants but even then not quite#//either way it's a capitalism free zone babey!#//forgot to mention the market is big as fuck too like it almost takes up two whole streets. there's a lot of stuff there#//also the task thing is say someone needs a job covered but they can't do that bc they're at the market so it's doing a favor for them#//as long as it's not too complicated ofc#//or giving someone a cool rock for a neat scarf more or less#//it's kind of neat? but also really need to work on it lol#why are you botherin' me? {answered memes}#city of second chances {motor city}#viopolis
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gmmm!!!!!!!
#FLEA MARKET DAY FLEA MARKET DAY FLEA MARKET DAY!!! HELL YEAH BABEY!!!!!#also i get to sit in the back seatttt and listen 2 my gay little podcasttt and not worry where we're goinnnng... yayyyayyyay :]]#anyway gm!!! how r we all!!!!#txt
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KAWAIIII
#personal#CUTEEE BABEY#Thank you figure companies for providing normal price figures for my asssss#PRECIOUS BABEY MOST CUTEE FACEEE#I I can’t believe this three years later and there’s there’s actual figures I can afford#Back three years agooo I was more finically stable so I dropped cash afff to get the only figures of Ki that existed and they were not cheap#AFTER MARKET ASS CHEEKS#SO IM SO HAPPY NOM NOM NOM#in terms of figures I have most of them the big ones that is 🥺#THERE ARE SO MANY LITTLE MERCHES THO ITS LIKE IMPOSSIBLE UNLESS I GO AND MOVE TO JAPAN SO I CAN AFFORD THEM MUCH EASIER#I WOULD DO IT FOR KI 🥺 if I could#I ammm assuming G matches but alls I have to say to that is picks my nose idc I could buy cup noodles with those 20 dollars#I ONLY CARE ABOUT KI SO PRECIOUS ����🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#I CAN 100% find smth to put under his arm and if not IDC#HIS PRECIOUS SMILE AHHHHHHHH
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steam trading cards are so fucking funny tbh. i made 3 fucking cents
#got curious about them since i mostly thought they were just useless freebies you get when buying and playing games#realized nothing was stopping me from just selling a bunch of them#put up a bunch of listings on the steam market. sold 2. 3 fucking cents stonks#update : 9 CENTS BABEY WOOOOO I MIGHT BUY A SINGLE EYELASH
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I love having to think things like "hm, can I afford to buy a new alternator?" instead of just being able to buy it because it's a necessity
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gonna maybe possibly stream some art in a few, come check it out
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and im airing a fresh little look for my model :3
#vtuber#ENvtuber#stream#i feel like i dont market myself enough with my streams and videos#ik this is an art blog and a lot of my streams are games but like#its part of me babey and i make the rules#ill start posting on this account whenever im doin stuff
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I’d sell my body parts for toaster strudels
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