#that's it. im getting fired 😭
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Just blurted out "excuse me but were you dropped on the head as a child???" as a response to a stupid conversation I had with someone at another company 💀 Not, uh... My finest moment.
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LOOK AT WHAT MY FIANCÉ @pumpmans JUST GIFTED ME?!?
#korn kernels#SORRY IM SO EXCITED ABOUT OWNING THESE AND THEY BOUGHT ME THEM AS A SURPRISE ESP AFTER I REALIZED I MISSED OUT ON GETTING THEM AND IM LIKE#SNIFFLES SOBS CRIES#IM ???? 😭😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤???#mega man classic#mega man#megaman#megaman classic#ice man#iceman#fire man#fireman#bomb man#bombman#elec man#elecman#IM JUST REALLY HAPPY ESP SINCE I HAVE THE METAL CARD ICE ESP AHHHHHH
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real savory heads will remember savory's giant handcuff era of 2021... perhaps we should bring it back (i have no clue how to develop his design)
#zeno's art#old art#ocs#reassassination#dr savory#this old art is so funny to me#26 year old... 5 foot 7... NO SCARS???? this is not the savory i know#now hes 32 6 foot 2 and (lil spoiler here) he's got scars literally all over his body#also don't know what i was dling with the fire thing 😭#now it's just blood that spews out#you know what im gonna post some old designs actually cuz i assume most of you haven't seen them n they get Funny let me tell you
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Han's bubble was hilarious today. He accidentally started a movement of stays quitting their jobs because of the weather💀
240614 🐿🫧:
-when I woke up this morning, the sun has already risen and I was melting
-i wonder if it's because it's morning that it felt like I was melting in the bed or if it's because it's hot so i opened the window refreshingly and just breathed in the air but I was shocked. Please just stay at home for today
-because I think it's a good amount of exercise/movement even if you just live today by moving enough to warm up the brain cells, I feel like moving more than that is a luxury
-those who commute to work or school today, please state it firmly that if the weather's this hot then, to let you watch movies and rest at home at least for a day
-say that rather than thinking of it as getting off work/school because it's hot to please think of as a temporary escape in order to find the beauty/romance in this weather for a day
-ah there're maknaes* too then please show them how you're the maknae on top like jeonginnie (*people who are the youngest in the workplace so they can't demand days off)
-who made maknaes not being able to say a thing
-what to do if you get fired? then I'll try to make a place for you in JYP as an honorary STAY employee. Don't worry.
-Payment terms are not in my control so I'll try negotiating it.
-no wait but that doesn't mean that you should just voluntarily leave the company/workplace that you're in
-pls stop for a bit
-what's with this (fast) execution
-no but when did I even lead/encourage you to resign your job, no wait y/n let's think of it again for a bit
-no but those who are students, you can't just come out, you have to listen to the lessons/lectures
-oh
-seems like the ball I shot scattered across everywhere like starlight and spread around
-well since I can't just make it as something that didn't happen
-I'll be escaping
-Fighting for today, i love you and fighting
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Stays reaction on twt:
#i think all stays subscribed to him had the same idea when he said he'll get them a job at jype if they get fired for asking for a day off#and went yes king so true im quitting my shitty job and showing up to jype tomorrow to get employed :D#and he panicked lmfaoo#even on twitter in qrts everyone was saying how they're quitting because han promised them a job LMFAO#mfs he just said take a day off!! 😭😭😭#and then the way he dipped after making everyone unemployed 💀#come back sir we're jobless because of you#his starlight message was way too poetic for this situation haha#stray kids#skz#bubble#skz bubble#han jisung#han#kpop
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"I am the most powerful Trainer in the world!"
#famous last words#blue becoming champion only to get his ass kicked off the throne almost immediately after is simultaneously the most heartbreaking yet#also the funniest thing in the world im sorry 😭😭😭#i also tried messing around a bit (because he's being messy here lmao) but im not really a fan of some of my choices i dunno#well i tried!#also i got articuno with my very first ball ehuehue#…we don’t talk about the other birds#pokemon#blue oak#blue oak pokemon#green oak#green ookido#pokemon frlg#fire red leaf green#FRLG#trainer blue#rival blue#trainer green#rival green#fanart#artists on tumblr#saltylotus draws
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I was surprised by the amount of heat I've seen/received from the HOTD fandom feeling sorry for both Jaehaera and Aegon III because then it'll fall into "Oh you can't really feel sorry for her if you do for him as well" or "Oh so you're actually Team Green/Black if...." and so on. Like, I'm sorry I feel sorry for the circumstances of these poor children and sorry you can't do that without having to broadcast which side you root for.
#heck there are other characters that i feel sorry for besides them that'll get me but in the line of fire for#but two kids who are faced with irreparable loss and yet still some can't get over their sides to be like#“damn these poor kids” 😭#jaehaera targaryen#aegon iii targaryen#hotd#anti hotd fandom#and im team neutral mostly bc i find certain characters on either side to be interesting & on the flip side both teams have done some bs#that annoyed me#however even if i did choose a side that doesn't necessarily mean id be unable to feel empathy especially towards the characters as well
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God Thursday’s episode is gonna be a WRECK.
There is NO SHOT that they’re fitting the house meeting plus everything else that has been happening into the episode. Not when they have to waste time on announcing America’s nominee, the AI arena and the eviction.
This is gonna be missing SO MUCH context, it’s gonna be a disaster and not in a fun way
#if the editors remembered how to pace their episodes#we wouldn’t have this problem#fr who do we need to fire to get the old style of bb editing back#im sick of whoever’s been doing it😭#bb26
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cressida's storyline was genuinely shameful tbhhh it's like they started rewriting it in the first half of the season then completely forgot about the changes they'd made to make it fit the book plot and it just ends up making everyone else look bad😐 every character in the second half got a "penelope did nothing wrong" lobotomy so we ended up with eloise completely ignoring cressida being sold off to an horrible man (when she made every effort to support her in the first half of the season) and for some reason resenting her for pretending to be lady whistledown? Then they somehow frame her ignoring colin's offensively bad pleas as it being her turning away from redemption when all she's trying to do is escape being trapped in the country with her likely abusive aunt... and it ends with her meeting her horrible fate and it still being framed as tragic only to immediately juxtapose it with the bridgerton family winning the idgaf war while gleefully seeing off francesca and her future dead husband. The bridgertons were the villains of the season frfr
#bridgerton#almost as bad as marina's plot in season one. every horrible decision in this show revolves around penelope meeting no consequences ever#this is not an anti post or anything idc about the fandom ill forget about this show tomorrow but i need to get this off my chest#they had to give penelope a fairy tale ending WHICH IS FINE but they somehow did it by surgically removing everyone's personality#INCLUDING HERS#benedict's bi storyline was bad also im sorry. paul literally has like 4 lines of dialogue and he was really cool#i love tilley but she should have been cut😭 if they wanted to establish he was bi (given we know theyre not genderbending sophie)#they should have made the whole subplot about him being attracted to a man instead of a 5 minute footnote in the last episode#i liked francesca and her husband whose name idr but it felt like they were framing it as him not being her 'great love'#considering what happens to him i fjnd it childish and meanspirited soul mates aren't real and he deserves a lttl respect considering.. lmao#what else. the dialogues were horrible. especially the ones between penelope and colin in the second part im sorry#they need to fire the make up and hair department. every reference to queen charlotte felt like a wahh pls watch my show ad#i miss anthony they should change the books to make him the villain of every season bb please come back to ruin your sibilings relationships#portia and philippa were peak as always. violet deserves her own season. we need to put eloise out of her misery pls leave her in scotland#rant overrr#publishing it on my sideblog actually i feel like im gonna lose followers just for having watched this show lmaoo
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Every time I draw one of my planet ocs, I just feel like some worshiper making art to honor their patron god 🙏🙏 also yes this is very Mucha, so now I am obligated to draw a Luna version of this
#the funniest thing about consistently having ocs over 7+ years is that you get to see +#how your tastes and perception of what is sexy have changed over time 😭😭#looking at a drawing that you know you drew to be sexy but you look at it now at its like. okay.#both bcs youve improved in skill but also...taste#Sola's older outfit was honestly so gaudy and over the top to the point where i dont find it attractive now#but i like her current dress a lot 😌😌#my beautiful wife who i would pray to if i lived in my au 🙏#please sola i can be your exception to the disgusting nature of humanity 🙏🙏 dhfjfkkf#but yeah sometimes i look back at old designs and im like bro what where you on 😭😭😭#anyways please worship the sun thank you#do you guys notice that her hair looks like fire!! like the sun!!!#catie.art.
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zukos an accounting major forever now in my head I don't care what people tell me I don't care if he's giving liberal arts or theatre or whatever. it's set in my head now he goes because he's supposed to for ozai but then just uses it at irohs teashop 👍
#cal.ibrations#IM JOKING BUT ALSO NOT . ozai is definitely making zuko get a mba or smt 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#or like a law degree#AW ZUKO IN LAW IS SO CUTE everyone hates law THATS CUTEE TO ME#like aw little fire lord :) making policy :) like the end of his char arc! how cute. (hes in hell)
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average minecraft gameplay of elementary school kids (+the og doodle of it I did like. months ago)
#re:kinder#fanart#yuuichi mizuoka#shunsuke takano#my art#i must inmediately make clear to you that i believe shunsuke would absolutely loot villages in minecraft like. TOTALLY#he has that sillyness he would see like. an oven and steal it he would break the wood of houses for the sake of it#the thing that distinguishes him and yuu from it is that yuu just has to commit arson and just has to put the villagers on fire#i think the first thing yuu would do the second he enters a village is to inmediately go kill the iron golem#the iron gained from it is a bonus its more so to see the chaos that ensues without the protection of a golem#and that would be if the gamemode was survival but im gonna be so real i dont see yuu being a survival player#im 100% believer that he would be a creative player through and through#destroying villages would be sillier just place a ton of dynamite and see it go kaboom#i think i should have made shunsuke a little less confused over going to a village in this he has chaos in his heart#thing is ive been working on this very on and off for a while so i. i forgor my headcanons briefly turn brain off just . confusion💔#on that note i will be free soon i will be free to draw a lot this semester is finally ending soon oh my god😭#this semester uni has been a lot and fibro has been kickin me for no reason but ILL BE FREE🔥🔥SOON🔥🔥#id like to let you know that to make this piece i had to pray the dios te salve maria prayer thrice#my computer finds ways to get worst and that prayer is the most efficient way for it to let me do basic tasks it sounds insane but its fr😭#it doesnt like it if i pray anything else for some reason it just really seems to like this prayer#anyway ive had a whole discussion on how the rekinder cast would play minecraft but. theres a 30 tag limit#so💔 we gon save that for another day when im having a good day in terms of my fibromyalgia i need to lay down SJWIDNAKD😭😭#i should do the dios te salve maria prayer when i do my finals atp god save my cells
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this fucking paralogue man
#ann plays awakening#will never not be one of the funniest exchanges in all of fire emblem#chroms face killing me he dgaf 😭😭😭😭😭😭#man. chrom and inigo. im aware you get this dialogue without them being related but like.#is this not a dad and his son. being dad and son. wow
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it's great that enstars is taking such a clear anti-ai position and educating their players about it, but at the same time it sucks that makoto had to be the plot device to introduce the topic again
#but im really glad to see being discussed#because from what ive seen on my japanese music circles (mostly vocaP and utaite)#it doesn't seem like people are too aware of the consequences it can have ?#so this is really great. if adonis from undead says it more people are bound to listen#since this is akira's excuse to talk abt real world issues#but also its a common rhylin L#did they actually get permission to make the tmhj ais#or do they have to deal with that On Top Of ''we are going to disband ra*bits'' parallel world dilemma#but tbh permission or not the timing just sounds reeeally bad 😭#what are you making ais of idols you've threatened to fire soon for#mar's midnight rambles#enstars
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Just when Cash couldn’t get ANY shittier as a father
#Cash owns the worst dad club#THE CARD SAYS WISH YOU WERE MY SON 😭😭 IM SCREAMING#God i wished it was Cash who died in the fire instead of his wife#How this guy even get a wife if he's like that with his son?#helluva boss season two#helluva boss#fizzaroli helluva boss#cash buckzo#helluva boss blitzo
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Don’t yell at me but I said two weeks ago that I’m neutral about Chappell roan but I wouldn’t be surprised if she ever did anything or anything came out and my girl just cancelled two huge ass shows the day before because she’s stressed?? Yadda yadda something else can be happening defintely true and I’ll shove my foot in my mouth if it turns out that is true but girl WHAT😭
#as I said I’m neutral I’m meh about her I have zero strong feelings either way#all I’m saying is if I spent thousands made travel plans#which I’ve been seeing people say they’ve already taken whole ass flights#to announce a day before that I changed my mind because im overwhelmed??#once again I get it it’s true there’s something else maybe happening that she doesn’t want to disclose but then say that 😭#say that something is going on I can’t talk about but I have to cancel my show#idk I’m just saying she should fire her pr team because her fans in comment sections have been making better points than them.#once again don’t yell at me I’m not hating or flipping sides or whatever#I’m a lesbian girlie pop and I are on the same side#rae’s rambles
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That's why the dark types in your town are so more mischiveous that normal, your family invaded their natural habitat! They want their land back! Dar, you are in a family of colonizers.
I have bad news about what every city and town had to be built over. It's all natural habitat. There wasn't somewhere magically with no pokemon where they built Castellia or Jubilife or Lumiose. They had to kick wild pokemon out for that, too.
Also, there are still wild pokemon here? I have mentioned them repeatedly. We haven't kicked any except the bad ones out. I just saw a sawsbuck on my way to school. There are pidove outside. The dratini in the river.
#pkmn irl#pokeblogging#rotumblr#//shes not a colonizor having to kick out animals is just how building incredibly large settlements like towns and cities work 😭😭😭😭😭#//its easier for a lot of wild animals to stay near a settlement when its smaller but like there is not a magical plot of land where no#//animals live ever unless ur in a wasteland#//that being said natural areas within cities sosososo good for them#//like a little forest is so good in the middle of the city for so many reasons#//whats the fucking point if you cant go see rabbits in the woods#//but like yea no it becomes harder for most wildlife to live in cities that get larger. not even as a colonization thing but in the way of#//generally if you have a lot of people and big buildings bears do want to avoid it. this was a thing even thousands of years ago#//you had a fire and a couple of guys whos job was to start screaming if a bear or lion got close and then bears and lions wouldnt come over#//massive fuck off skyscrapers and cars everywhere are also not beneficial for wildlife to enjoy themselves.#//sorry if im rambling. generally what i mean is like this just what happens when you put a town down luckys place aint special
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