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imstalkingurblog · 1 year
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Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by Laura Bailey and Marisha Ray.
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ratatatastic · 3 months
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"take public transportation to the parade please dear god" "use rideshares" "please dont bring your car we dont have enough parking for this shit" "rainshowers in the morning with scattered thunderstorms arriving in the afternoon" and other such things on having a parade on the beachfront
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In wild news, Adams said in an interview that Jai is stronger than a Kryptonian?? So.... Uh... Not sure what's up with that tbh
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doedipus · 10 months
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With the changes in season 3 of strive, giovanna’s core gameplan was altered fairly significantly. Pretty much anyone who has played against her can see that she’s definitely stronger, but depending on who your sparring groups are, you might not have a very clear idea of what she can and can’t do this time around. 
The biggest knowledge gap I can see so far is around chave trovao, which is her new central oki tool. On block it gives gio high frame advantage and guard crush. This removes the ability to game strike/throw mixups by doing a delayed option, since unlike regular blocking, it doesn’t receive extra frames of throw protection after the animation ends. It also removes the option to yrc, and removes protection while buffering motion inputs. Due to the momentum it grants her, it will often eat fd and deflect shield too. On regular or counter hit, the move causes stagger, which gives her the option to pick up with a shorter combo or throw. In short it basically works the same way as garuda impact, except she can’t string consecutive Big Arrows together repeatedly. 
Because it’s that strong, most of her flowchart this patch focuses on getting to fire off a meaty chave trovao at every opportunity. There’s a lot of consistent setups for this, but if she can tell the opponent is playing passively, she will try to sneak them in constantly. And likewise, the baseline of season 3 gio counterplay is disrupting it as much as possible. 
I have some more detailed notes below the break, but the TL;DR is
if you block chave trovao when you have a reversal or after she ended a combo with sepultura, whatever happens next is your fault ☆
First, if you have a reversal on hand and she does the Big Arrow, use it. Gio’s safejump pressure still exists this patch, but the nerf to sepultura’s knockdown means that it’s less consistent and tends to leave her with much less useful spacing than before. And of course, unlike after chave trovao, you can fuzzy through most of her options here pretty cleanly. So make sure to represent your reversals when you’ve got them.
Next, you have to develop an intuition for whether Big Arrows are meaty or not. Because of its long wind-up time, chave trovao requires specific setups in order for it to come out in time to hit meaty. That said, the lab monsters have been going crazy with these, and there’s quite a few potential ways to route into it. 
Universally, combos that end in sepultura cannot set up Big Arrow. That means that her easy confirms off stray hits like dash 5k 6p 214k, hits she’s not prepared for in canned pressure strings, and fast punishes like 5k/2k 214k will not give her the frame advantage she needs to let one rip. If she tries it, you can 6p her or use whatever other tools you’d usually go with to dodge or counter regular trovaos in neutral. Note that trovao is throw immune while active, so you won’t be able to reversal grab her out of the fake ones.
Aside from that, throw and combos that end in 6H(3) will typically set up for an autotimed meaty Big Arrow. There’s also a slew of reset points she can use to set it up, and some are more consistent than others at varying levels of juggle decay. Off the top of my head, 6p, 5h, 2d can work like this.
The timing on a few of these is pretty tight, though, especially after throw. If you feel like gambling, you might be able to challenge her with 6p anyway. 
After throw, there’s a few other new options gio can gamble on besides going straight for Big Arrow. Empty chave throw or cs can vary timing against opponents who are waiting for trovao. The cs option here also recovers fast enough to be safe against wakeup gold burst. Chave sol poente is another noteworthy one- it’ll cross up and lead to a full combo if it hits, and the disjoint makes it a good option against various abare options. All of these are pretty niche though, since they lack the stability of guard crush.
The chave specials have some theoretical use in pressure, but for now it seems rather underdeveloped. Cs chave or cs 2h chave can be used as an rps point- chave dp will beat 3-frame buttons, and can be used to condition a path to chave trovao or sol poente. Chave dp can also be rced for a high/low the way regular dp can. That said, she can be grabbed out of chave with all of these, and fd makes the whole thing less consistent. 
Chave sepultura can also see some niche use; its added property is that it pushes gio really far backwards. The theoretical usage of this is to disengage from pressure safely against characters she has unusually bad rps against after regular sepultura, like bridget, whose 2s beats both backdash and 2k. 
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the best part abt being enrolled in a calculus iii course is that it means i finally passed calculus ii. i have been enrolled in no less than FOUR different calculus ii courses, three of which failed to work out for various reasons, and literally NONE of this (calculus ii being a necessary course for me to take in college) would have happened had it not been for NUMEROUS FACTORS beyond my control but it's fine it's cool i'm learning NEW MATH for the FIRST TIME in FOUR YEARS and i am LIVING
#(i'd have taken calculus bc in high school thereby allowing me to take calc iii right off the bat in college had it not been for y'know.)#(The Numerous Factors Beyond My Control Which I Am Still Extensively Salty About To This Day)#like i don't even use the word salty like that very often anymore n i guess it's bc the slang fell out of use + i'm not as salty a person#as i used to be? idk BUT I AM STILL VERY SALTY ABT MANY FACETS OF MY MANDATORY EDUCATION AND THE DECISIONS OF SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION#i hate school admin sooooo much but Anyway#the first calc ii course i failed bc the prof sucked ass#the second calc ii course i failed bc of quarantine hitting. i'd have totally passed otherwise i'm pretty sure#the third calc ii course i withdrew from bc i didn't vibe w the prof n also it was in the evening#then the fourth one was last winter n i was convinced i got a D or smth but i guess the prof had mercy n gave me a C or smth#WHAT MATTERS IS THAT MY SISYPHEAN HELL OF NEVER KNOWING IF I WILL PROGRESS IN THE ACADEMIC BRANCHES I WANT#IS NOW OFFICIALLY OVER AND I AM FINALLY TAKING CLASSES I'D HAVE OTHERWISE TAKEN THREE YEARS AGO but it is okay#bc life keeps moving forward n i will keep moving with it#in other news my boss asked me if i'd like to basically take the lead on our afterschool programs n like.#if it keeps me from having to train for sports good lord i might as well even tho i can see like.#so much more work coming out of this bc if i'm gonna run smth or make anything out of anything i Need it to be Excellent#but what do you DO with a bunch of kids in an afterschool program???? my coworkers are like 'play sports outside'#and also i have many questions and requests to make to my boss when i see her next but it's cool i'm writing them all down#the worm speaks
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tragic news: local woman already deeply in love with d&d character she hasn’t even gotten to play yet in a campaign that is very likely to fizzle out due to scheduling conflicts
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leaflingsound · 2 years
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calling in sick to work tomorrow and telling them it's due to babygirl related injuries.
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trollbreak · 10 months
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One of these days I’m gonna actually make beastly art in like his actual colors but um. I’m having fun returning to my comfy play scape lately <3
#doing shading studies on skulls for the funsies was such a tangible thing in how I do lineless art now#so like I somewhere got going drawing on index cards bc they’re less space to fill than a full page and thus less intimidating. that became#drawing silhouetted buildings and horizons against a gradient sky- I used roughly cut masking tape to have clean sun/moon and if I wanted#other clean lines. while I was staying w my grandma for a while I went oh shit I could do this digitally and that’s when I started getting#into digital art outside of just tracing photos exclusively. started playing with silly doodles digitally and somewhere along the line#wanted to draw teeth bc why not. struggled and didn’t like the result- tried again a few days in a row. liked how I’d improved but wasn’t#satisfied. so I saved an image of a skull lowered the opacity and originally was gonna trace the teeth but that got boring so like. I used#white to mark out the brightest points on the skull. a light grey for the next brightest. rinse and repeat until the whole thing is covered#and I’d do that for ages. like a year or two I think. I’d done other art too but the skulls and doing the same process with selfies was a#fun way to burn a lot of time and to just. have an ongoing project I could return to. a ways FURTHER down the line I was like ah damn. I’m#real happy with these but since I just grabbed images off whatever search engine idk if it’s ok for me to post these especially since I#wouldn’t even know who to credit anymore. so eventually I just sorta. stopped#but ummmm if u hit me up I can send u some of my skull study whatever’s and u can peek at how I mean they massively affected my process and#how I shade and stuff. that was like my whole learning process with shading outside of like. do line under the chin and the simplest things#that follow that train of thought. those skulls 🤝 buddy. rewired my brain and I’m vibin w it
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mlchaelwheeler · 2 years
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hot take: I didn't love El hitting Angela. Yeah it's satisfying to see a bitch get rocked but the fandom treats it like such a girlboss moment when that really wasn't meant to depict a healthy response. El has a potentially fascinating relationship with violence to explore, so narratively it's fine that that happened except that it kinda went nowhere. I guess she saw that her actions have consequences when she got arrested but then they just dropped it and she didn't seem to think anything of it or grow from it (unless I'm not thinking deep enough thoughts?). I know she had much bigger fish to fry, but I felt like we needed to see her interact with or at least think about Angela one more time to wrap that all up. Idk I love El but the whole bullying arc felt so 2D to me.
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malxshrine-a · 2 years
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#hahaaa so quick update on rl situation#started a new job at a factory and already the area ive in has been goving me a static charge that has me being shocked#on EVERYTHING / ANYTHING metal and ive got to use buttons that have electricity running through them#one button doesnt even have a proper plastic cover on it so to turn it on i have to stick my finger inside it to actually hit it#imagine that. imagine getting shocked for my entire shift EVERYWHERE in little doses and by these buttons w electricity yu know?#ive been there two days and already have to remember 6 machines and im gonna learn more#10 all week despite the rest of the department doing 10 just on sundays and 8 the rest of the week. by the third day they wanted#to have me alone. they didnt even have me in the system to clock in / no badge / no time cards / dodnt tell me all this until monday#here i am thinking shits usual shift time and its not. came in two hours late#hypertension / heart palpitations / high blood pressure just from dealing with knowing i have big gaps in training and they want me alone#me getting shocked to high hell. and knowing even if i WANTED go skiddadle that i COULDN'T#my poor heart been going through it. dealing with them ive been going through it.#NO WONDER PEOPLE NO CALL NO SHOW ON THIS AREA AND YOU CANT KEEP TEMPS#nah cause fuck me running up a damn tree for acorns. tryna relay im being shocked and the girl training me not believing me#til i lit her ass up by touching her on accident through her gloves AND mine. i cant even use my gloves to help#i TRIED THAT. so like she didnt believe me til i made her see had to go to the doctor to not feel like#im being subtly gaslighted into thinking im making a big deal out of nothing and im crazy#i CRIED in the bathroom / before my shift / and after bc i feel off and my anxiety about being shocked is enormous#now i have to deal with paper work while feeling like my chest is being beaten on and squeezed. HAHAAA#im mentally / physically / emotionally going through it. but thank you for coming to my ted talk
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deus-ex-mona · 2 years
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keeping your thoughts to yourself is ✨hard✨ sometimes ngl
#long and unhinged rant (that has become typical of wednesdays) incoming—#i just really really reallyyyyyy wanna tell certain people to shut up lol#and i really want to tell some people that their works aren’t as good as they think and that they’re actually pretty incompetent#and i superrrrr wanna tell someone that they should just. at least put in the effort to appear to be doing their work properly???#(i may or may not be talking about a certain intern at my workplace. keyword: may)#(a while back she was capping samples,left some samples uncapped bc ‘i couldn’t find their caps lol’)#(but when i checked in actuality she had??? used the ‘missing’ caps to cap other samples instead????)#(pls that task was the most basic of basic tasks. if she can’t even do that i’m worried about the other work she has done)#(tbf to her she’s a really friendly intern. she just. needs to be a lot more careful with her work)#but aside from that the temptation to shove slow walkers on the escalators is very hard to resist#especially when they stop walking in the middle of the ‘walking side’ of the escalator. like???? yo??? we’ll miss the next train bc of you??#oh! and i also find it really really tempting to slap every single person who swings their arms widely when they walk#why do people swing their arms when they walk anyway? you’re just gonna end up hitting someone else in the solar plexus or something#(that someone is me btw. some arm swinger smacked my inner thigh and didn’t apologise >:( the salt remains)#and also!!!!! those ladies with long (and dry) untied hair who like to brush said hair up against other commuters? can you not???#i never knew how much i despised the texture of someone else’s dry hair until the hair of this random lady brushed against my throat#but being touched by other people in gen just. isn’t fun tbh. but no one cares bc ‘lol you’re a girl you should be fine with random hugs’#lady coworkers whyyyyyyy ಥ‿ಥ y’all don’t hug/touch the dude coworkers unnecessarily so?? why meeee? ಥ‿ಥ#covid quarantine turned me into a haphephobe (real)#wait this was supposed to be about me wanting to scream at the people i know#how did it turn into an admission of wanting to inflict physical harm onto complete strangers who annoy me during my commute#it is suiyoubi my dudes#inedible blubbering
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gh0stlymoth · 2 years
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My insomniac tendencies DID catch up to me, shocked and terrified, who could have seen this coming.
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pissfizz · 2 years
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The mental unwellness has transferred into physical unwellness
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ditzybat · 6 months
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just imagining a teeny tiny tim being absolutely devastated about jason’s death, that he manages to get on to dark forums to contact a mercenary for a hit on the joker’s life.
and who happens to be that mercenary? deathstroke.
tim wires money from his (admittedly very high) allowance to slade, who finishes the job within the week — news outlets are going crazy as nobody knows who pulled off such a stunt — bruce is confused, and dick is both grateful, that someone took the bastard who killed his baby brothers life, and angry, because bruce wasn’t the one to do it.
slade however? wants to investigate, someone finally had the gall to order a hit on the joker and he’s a little curious to see who it is.
only come to find a little boy all alone in a big house who spends his nights following around a vigilante in a furry suit.
and, well, slade hasn’t been the best parent, and probably doesn’t know how to deal with an average kid, but who can blame him when he begins to train tim into becoming a mercenary just like him — after all, how else is he gonna defend himself on the streets of gotham when he gallivants around with an expensive camera, a sign basically saying ‘kidnap me!’ strapped to his chest?
so what if the kid becomes robin and uses those skills in the cape? that’s batman’s problem to figure out.
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s0dium · 17 days
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𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐒?!
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A/n: Thank you for everyone's patience while I've been on this hiatus. I hope this makes up for lost time Warnings: Dom!xreader, fingering, oral, cum eating, blowjobs, squirting, voyeurism, breeding kink, mating press, doggy, face sitting Characters: Geto Suguru, Gojo Satoru, Sukuna Ryomen, Toji Fushiguro
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Toji- Blowjobs/Cum eating
Toji plugs your nose when he cums in your mouth and makes you gargle it until its dripping down your throat.
He is such a meanie:((
He laughs at how your face scrunches up from the bitter taste of him and how glassy tears roll down your puffy cheeks from the sheer brutality of thrusts into your mouth.
You would think that he'd be done after he busted a load into your mouth? Wrong. He pushes his length deeper down your throat almost making you gag.
"F-fuck baby, that's it, j-just keep doing that."
You still your movements for a brief moment, letting Toji's dick weigh heavy on your tongue while you look up at him through glassy eyes and wet lashes. Immediately, your head grows fuzzy and your ego swells when you catch how his face is tilted toward the ceiling, his eyes scrunched closed as if he's too afraid to open them. He's close. You can tell. Toji's mouth is slightly open, and you can see his tongue darting across his lips, wetting them as if savoring every sensation. Oh how you wish you could touch yourself right now, roll your clit with your index finger and savor this moment. Unfortunately, you got your hands, or rather your mouth, a bit too full.
You let the hand on the back of your head push you flush against Toji's groin, shoving his member impossibly farther down your throat and your nose into his dark happy trail. His musk is strong of old spice and salt. Spit slips from your lips, warm and slick, as it dribbles down your chin.
"Did I say you can stop? You trying to tease me baby?" Toji chuckles but you don't miss the way he almost tumbles over his words. You got him good.
He sits on the edge of the bed, hand on the back of your head guiding you up and down his length while you kneel between his legs on the floor. Every second you're fighting the impulse to moan, knowing if you do you'd probably gag. You even have to drop your jaw to accommodate his sheer size. As it moves in and out, there's an unmistakable saltiness and warmth against your tongue, and the way his mushroom tip hits the back of your throat knocks the wind from you. You can’t help but focus on the sensation—the way his cock fills your mouth, the slight friction as it moves, and the way your tongue instinctively curls and flattens around it.
You allow your tongue to flop out, the warmth of your wet muscle gliding across the underside of his dick makes his thighs shudder. Then, all of a sudden, he grabs your hair and shoves your face into him. You gag at the sudden intrusion down your esophagus, but Toji merely groans, reeling his hips back and thrusting into your wet mouth with primal vigor.
"Gonna cum baby, just take it ok?" He curses under his breath before wiping a tear from your eye with his thumb. "You're taking it like a champ."
You sit there helplessly as he uses your mouth like a sex toy. Heavy tears stream down your puffy cheeks and you have to dig your nails into his thighs to prevent yourself from gagging.
"Fuck fuck FUCK." With a loud groan and a particularly powerful thrust, salty fluid fills your mouth. You can feel his dick twitch as it spurts ropes of thick cum to the back of your throat and paints the roof of your throat.
Your instinct is to swallow. But you don't dare to. You're better trained than that.
"Show."
Obediently you open your mouth, sticking out your tongue to showcase his milky white cum covering your wet muscle.
Toji grins. He presses down on your tongue, letting the cum drip onto his thumb before pushing it back in.
"Swallow."
Gojo Satoru- Face sitting
For all his yapping and bragging Gojo Satoru is a service dom (though he will never ever admit it)
He's so smooth talking you into it
"Baby, baby, please, I always make you feel good don't I?"
"Shit baby, you're so messy."
You can barely hear Gojo's voice over your moans strung out on your lips. You can't think, fuck, you can so much as breathe as his tongue laps and licks your quivering hole from under you.
Gojo moves with a slow, deliberate rhythm, each stroke of his tongue sending waves of heat and electricity through your body. The sensation is overwhelming, warm, a perfect blend of pressure and softness that makes you melt. You can feel every movement, every flick and swirl around your clit, every time he enters in you with an unhurried intensity, drawing out the pleasure until it feels almost fucking unbearable. Remember how only a few minutes ago you were terrified of crushing his face under your weight? How stupid were you to think that would stop him, that any of your protests and concerns would prevent the Gojo Satoru from devouring you until you sobbed.
"Stay still f'me wont you."
You feel the warmth of his breath against your skin, a teasing contrast to the cool air around you. His hands grip your hips firmly, grounding you on his mouth, grinding you on his mouth, so your legs rest on either side of his head, your body responding instinctively to ever prod, nip and suck of his tongue.
"G-gojo please wa-" You cut your self off with a low whine when his soft lips wrap around your pearl and gently sucks.
“Mmmmm” Gojo moaned against your pussy making your stomach twist. “Taste like heaven babe”.
Geto Suguru- Breeding kink
As said multiple times before, above all else Geto Suguru is a family man.
Sure, he loves fucking load and load of cum into you until it drips out from your cunt like a milky white river
But what really sets him off is the idea of you fully and round with his kids. Oh boy. He really cant help himself.
Maybe there is something deeply fucking wrong with Geto Suguru. Maybe there is a fuck up in his brain chemistry that makes him think about stuffing you with his cum 24/7 until your begging for him to stop. Otherwise, he is afraid that there is no excuse for how he is acting right now, how he is fucking you in this moment, like an animal in heat.
Honestly, it's was a miracle you even managed to stay conscious.
“Fuh-fuck I-I cant- fuck -please Sugu~” Tears swelled in your eyes, staining the pillow your face is buried in as you struggle to remain on all fours. Fucked good? Try being fucked stupid, you can't even form a coherent thought from the delicious collision of Suguru tip against your cervix. The friction is enough to make you scream but you've been doing that for hours now, your throat is too hoarse to even moan at this point.
"What princess," Suguru coos, rocking his hips into your creamy cunt from behind, doggy style, the fap fap fap sound of his pelvis against your ass filling the air. "You want me to, what? Stop?"
In one quick motion, your body is flipped over, his cock not once leaving you empty for a second. He pushes you into a mating press; knees held against your shoulders to expose your entire lower half to him, the perfect view of the hole Suguru currently has his dick buried inside. The sight of you leaking around him makes his toned stomach tighten from arousal.
“Fuck doll your killin' me.”
You let out a groan of your own at how the curvature of his dick digged itself against your g-spot, scraping against your vaginal walls every time he backed his hips up. The shuddering of his legs against you let you know he is on the verge of going over the edge. You need to be filled, oh god you need his cum spilling inside you.
Eager to be the cause of his orgasm, you buck your hips forward against him helping him to get himself off to your soaked insides.
"Shi-Im gonna-" Suguru cuts him self off with a low groan as he pushes himself flush against your pussy and throws his head back in the air. You can feel the warm liquid inside you, strings and strings of hot cum filling you up as he held you in his arms. It made your body shake, his load weighing at your stomach like it was forming a bulge with how much there was.
Sukuna- Fingering
Sits you in his lap on his throne while he is having a meeting, and fills you with his fingers.
The fingers are so thick and long, two is enough to have you creaming.
You are going insane.
You needed more, more friction, more speed, more impact. One of Sukunas fingers wasn't possibly good enough, at least with how painfully slow he was moving.
You paw at his kimono, slightly tugging on the robs why he continued to discuss with some dumb advisor something you couldn't be bothered to focus on. If it weren't for the blanket covering his movements you are sure that random guy would run right out the door, which is something you were considering.
 More, more, more. The thought consumed you, your toes curling and uncurling over the blanket as you buried your nose into Sukunas chest.
"Kuna..." You let out a low whine, low enough so only he could hear. "Please..."
Sukunas expression doesn't change, he doesn't even look at you, but his hand movement does. Without warning he slips another thick finger into your creamy cunt and curls, massaging your spot with the pads of his fingers.
You can't help but rock your hips back and forth, trying to suck him in deeper. You don't even notice that the advisor has left until you feel Sukunas breath against your ear.
“Greedy little thing.” Sukuna chuckles, intently watching the pleasurable facial expression you make as you fuck your self on his hand. He starts pumping his hand in earnest, covering your mouth with one large tattooed hand when you start crying out, jerking in his hold. It’s too much, the feeling of his thick fingers pressing into your sensitive walls, the wet little pap pap pap of his palm hitting your clit, the blinding ecstasy that’s coming closer and closer.
Your about to warn him that something feels weird when it hits you. As the wave crashes within you, it radiates outward, a ripple that electrifies the air, catching you in its grip. Your breath hitches, a sharp gasp and a loud moan escapes your lips, and suddenly everything around you pulses with the same rhythm, each beat perfectly aligned with the surge of ecstasy rushing through your body. You don't even notice the water gushing out of your pussy, soaking the blanket and Sukunas hand. Your skin tingles as though you’ve been swept up in the aftershock of their orgasm, and you have to bury your head into Sukuna's robes to ground yourself from the pleasure.
"Such a good girl," Sukuna coos, "Now I just have to fuck you don't I?"
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