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hello again! for those of you just tuning in, @greenlikethesea and i have an ongoing project wherein we write songs for every listed track title in the appendix of @greatunironic's epic Steddie fic "the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you." this one is inspired specifically by this companion piece to the fic, about writing the second album.
album art courtesy of @bienmoreau.
LYRICS:
“No heathens in a foxhole” but I’ve been to the trenches tell the snow-white flocks, “No heathens in a foxhole” So strike me from the Earth
They stole my name and my hometown Now I’m howling like a bloodhound Stole my name and my hometown The pains of this rebirth
No gods, no masters So we’re to blame for this disaster no gods no masters No promise, your next breath
No gods no masters No hope for greener pastures No gods no masters No promise, past your death
Used to make my altars but my whole body falters used to make my altars a peace that I can’t find
I don’t believe I’ll beat this Can’t outwit or cheat this I don’t believe I’ll beat this senseless, toothless, blind
No gods, no masters so scream it past the rafters no gods, no masters a breakdown, no breakthrough
No gods no masters so sing it louder, play it faster no gods no masters there’s no escape from you
#the most remarkable thing#the most remarkable thing fansongs#for the record i'm aware the saying is more popularly 'no atheists in a foxhole'#but that didn't scan and also i worried about erasing ed levy's canonical-to-the-fic Jewish background#also: hi! i know it's been a while#but i recently found myself working through some Stuff and realized i could try to do it in someone else's voice.#specifically the incarnation of Eddie Munson wherein he is a famous grunge musician secretly in love with Steve Harrington.#i stand by all my decisions and choices#that's a Smile guarantee.
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My c!dream design after Pandora Prison break out :]
#my art#i like to draw him smiling but he doesn't smiling#get it? :)#I'm still figuring out how to draw him tbh hhh#I'm so sorry I'm not that active here on tumblr but here have ma boy#don't take him near sharp objects or lava 🫵 then c!punz will comes to you and I can't guarantee your safety#dreblr#dream fanart#c!dream fanart#dream smp#dsmp
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gotta dress snazzy for morning chores
#Karkat just wants to make Dave smile and putting the wiggler in a tiny tie is guaranteed to do that#5AM dishes in the communal kitchen is no longer painful someone quick call Kanaya shes gotta see this.#ty kenz for the bug in a tie prompt <3#homestuck#davekat#dave strider#karkat vantas#hsfanart#wriggler karkat#my art
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“I was thinking that I might be okay, even if you lie to me forever.”
tagging!! @jadelover69 @kirexa @lallopsyou @jovieinramshackle
#Tilly thoughts again#sometimes the person you love is a layer of masks with no guarantee there’s anything underneath#yet you choose to love them anyways#anyways. Tilly’s more ‘honest’ smile looks sadder#on purpose btw#I’m insane about these two#twisted wonderland#disney twst#twst oc#twst original character#twst fanart#twst tilly oc#twst fellow#twst ernesto#fellow honest#ernesto foulworth#foxglove - sunny’s ships! ☀️
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Some of Tee and Ja'Marr's thoughts on the Tee Situation
Tee said to me 'right now I get to play with one of the, if not the, best quarterbacks in the game, I get to play with one of, if not the, best wide receivers in the game, that opens up so much more for me.' And then he said 'this offense is designed for so many different players to be spotlighted, the way that I am used in this offense so plays to my strengths.' And then he said to me, 'can you guarantee I can have that exact situation anywhere else?'
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So do I think he's taking a home discount? No. But I do think that he is very very smart, he sees the whole picture out there...
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It's very easy to compare this situation to what Ja'Marr had at LSU with Joe Burrow and Justin Jefferson. And Ja'Marr has said Tee is very different than Justin Jefferson. That every single minute with Justin Jefferson was a competition. That everything was who makes the more dynamic catch, who has more catches in practice, who runs faster? Everything was that way. Ja'Marr had to speak up and demand the ball a lot at LSU, because so was Justin. Ja'Marr told me that he doesn't have to do that in Cincinnati because Tee, and this is a quote from Ja'Marr, is one of the most unselfish humans you'll ever meet.
#VERY VERY INTERESTING STUFF#also fuck evan this guy is so annoying he KEPT interrupting her through her whole segment and then smiled all condescending like#'what about the money you idiot woman'#and it's like YES the money IS a good point#this could easily all just be talk from tee and ja'marr#because tee DOES deserve all the money he can get#he DOES also deserve the chance at being WR1 if that's what he wants#(he has always done well as WR1 when ja'marr is out/hurt)#so like yes. those are important caveats.#that can definitely be talking points without evan's annoying ass comments and interruptions and looks#(like dude are you not also just some sideline reporter? no need to act like you're better than aditi. BUT WHATEVER)#very interesting considerations! that tee is aware of all the good of his current situation#and may not want to change it at all??#again. could just be saying shit. actions speak louder than words and all that#but the action of dropping your agent (who has the BEST track record of getting guaranteed money) only to go to the agent of the guy#who the front office is going to try to leverage your negotiations against#is like. well. that feels very very deliberate!!#that these two are going to put up a united front. to try to do their best to stay together AND get paid.#which sounds too good to be true tbh!#and then ja'marr comparing his relationship with justin and his relationship with tee!!#both important relationships! both beautiful connections!#and like. justin and ja'marr NEEDED that kind of relationship in college#one of support and competition. pushing each other to be their best. so that they could come into the league#and break all these records almost immediately#and then now a more settled relationship with tee. calmer softer maybe.#that post about how important relationships that let you REST are#man. man. i could go on forever about all of this but this is already too much!!!#tee higgins#ja'marr chase#cincinnati bengals
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>be me >make a friend >hang out with him >he gets hurts due to hanging out with me >mfw my only friend might die because of me
#rick and morty#morty smith#brad#hii cosmic my friend cosmic who asked me to draw this smile#edit omg i had a whole bunch of shit i wanted to say about this actually#me and cosmic bradleyenthusiast were discussing how morty would react in a situation like this#because with his family its like kind of whatever? ish? everyone can stand their own ground and/or have been babyproofed to be invulnerable#vs brad who is mortys only authentic natural friend getting hurt(additionaly due to him)#like this is someone he cares about who cant be guaranteed safety#so hed probably get incredibly anxious and panicky#would try to fill the silence by talking a lot either to brad or himself just to keep his brain occupied and like Sane#i do think morty has a semi decent understanding of first aid but just getting so freaked out that he's shaking running around#IDK! much to think about
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look at the light in his eyes. full of life and joy ❤️ can you guess who he was looking at here? clue: not his wife

#this fucking pic sends me#one of the rare times he was genuinely smiling#and he was looking at helena eagan#oh but you hate her because you think she has something to do with your wife being kidnapped right#yeah okay bitch shut the hell up#i can literally see your erection#you were flirting with her like you were guaranteed to get a fuck at the end#severance#markhelena#helena eagan#mark scout
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No bc ur post about hitting Jordan with the "this you? 🤨" is so real. Like maybe you two are frenemies like you hang out but are academic rivals so as soon as they get a little too bold, you pull up their jitterbean promo lol It def shuts them up but they're secretly into it when ur mean to them
(Sorry for rambling I just really like ur stuff)
They'd never know a minute's peace. Even when they think you're being nice there's teeth to it.
"You look really good today, Li."
Jordan, not trusting you to not be a cunt, "....thanks?"
You, copying their exact cadence and tone during the 'Godolkin Campus Tour with Jordan Li' video, "So much swag!"
"FUCK YOU."
#beehive buzz#bee talks#if they say something a little too fucking good to have a comeback for im just gonna do a dramatic turn world's WORST SMILE#and go 'i'm super inclusive' and it will devastate them every time#i actually do get the ick when they go “JITTER BEAN” and i would copy the exact cadence with which they say it whenever we pass a jitterbea#being mean to them in this specific way actually is going to make them fall in love guaranteed results#jordan clenching their fists so fucking tight: i hate it when she's being fucking funny#jordan li x reader#also thank you so much for reading and engagement!! it's like being in an echo chamber lately it gets boring
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okay i don't know if this one actually counts as a meme, but watch the smuppet show anyway
#homestuck#the smuppet show#rose lalonde#dirk strider#this is deeply funny to me but then again i am also to blame for the joke that takes over two minutes to get to the punchline#had a bad day? the smuppet show is guaranteed to make you smile
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Tokucember Day 31: Crossover
The House in Fata Morgana x Kamen Rider Kuuga
My two wives with smiles unyielding, they would make great friends if they met
(I assume the intention of the prompt was a toku crossover but once again I kinda do what I please (also i did some toku crossovers in previous days kind of). Today's case of doing what I please is two fandoms whose estimated intersection is one person and it's meee)
#fatamoru#kamen rider kuuga#giselle#godai yusuke#art#my post#tokucember#spending hours on a guaranteed flop post and doing so happily#this too is character development 👍#this giselle outfit is from one of the artbooks bc of course i own them <3#anyways fata and kuuga incredible media i love them both dearly please read or watch if interested at all blease#also the way in which smiling is a skill for both of them makes me want to put my head through a fucking wall btw#thought itd be cute to end tokucember with the guy that started it (although i also drew him in the middle lmao)#not pictured due to time is the tsundere bfs playing chess against each other in the other room arguing over whose partner is better
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what.....
WHAT THE FUCK
#sophie's idle chatter#LORD OF HEROES WHAT DO YOU MEAN 5TH ANNIVERSARY PREVIEW#KARTIS ????? ARE WE ACTUALLY GETTING KARTIS TO BE PLAYABLE AFTER 5 YEARS ?????? LIKE ACTUALLY ?????????#YOUNG KARTIS OH IM GOING TO BE SICK HIM AND LAMBDA IM GOING TO THROW UP ARE WE GETTING THEIR BACKSTROY#TO BEFORE THE MAIN STORY OOJJJJHHHHHHHHHHHH#dark rouin........ idk if i can pull for u now..... i have 5 summons left until the guaranteed and i want u so bad but kartis.........#no maybe we will get a ton of anniv rewards so i can pull for kartis.... pls im going to crash out so bad#KARTIS IS FINALLY REAL IM SO UNWELL NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW LONG IVER BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENYT#AND OMG HIS YOUNGER SELF HAS COMPLETELY BLOND HAIR THERES NO WHITE WHERE DID THE WHIT COME FROM OUTHJDFH#a bastard prince who smiled well..... what horrors did u see in ur countless regressions to turn out the way u did....
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person TEXTED ME BACK btw all is well suicide cancelled
#^ very obviously a joke since i have an anxious attachment to life and would literally never kms#when the grim reaper comes i will come out shooting at him first i guarantee you that#the structure of this joke makes me laugh though.#i think it's that it's framed like an announcement of a work event being cancelled and you smile and delete it off your calendar
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🥹
#smiled sleepily when i woke up to the notification#nflsu#ja’marr chase#derek stingley jr#now 89 of 90 mil guaranteed is insane#like mulugheta what magic did you finesse#but all of those dbs… 💰💰💰#lsu#2019 lsu continues to prove why it’s the best ever!
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Liam laughing like a maniac during Creating Characters for Candela Obscura: Tide & Bone.
#liam o'brien#guaranteed to make you smile if you're having a bad day#candela obscura#the circle of tide and bone#cosmo grimm
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Does anyone else get overwhelming daily waves of ‘I love beomgyu !!’ that makes you feel warm and full and feel like crying and throwing up falling to your knees BECAUSE I JUST LOVE BEOMGYUUUUUU😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭☹️☹️☹️☹️ JAHDJD><#*£gfgWAWAAHH I LITERALLY LOVE HIM :(<33💞💘💕💞💘💕😭😭☹️☹️🫶:(



#mentally deranged#I’m quite literally in love w him it makes me sick#beomgyu :( <3#I saw this thing on twt and it was like clips of beomgyu’s bread smile guaranteed to make bamtoris cry…tell me why I actually did…#literally shed tears…
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I know someone talked about this before ? and I just wanna say my own piece.
The idea of Jason coming back wrong
Somehow somehow Jason's soul ended up in Tartarus. Idk maybe a last fuck you to the God's & the Seven.
And that really should have been the end of it. Jason's soul should have been disintegrated in being Tartarus so long without anything or anyone keeping him sane.
And it would have if it wasn't for Nico connecting their souls, in a way.
With Nico's sensitivity to death and life auras, I wouldn't be surprised if he was able to link his soul with others. (Hazel, Reyna, Jason, Percy etc.)
It's a one-sided relationship, where if he feels them close to death and can't reach them. Sending them some of his engery is possible. And it's a comfort at times knowing they are alive and breathing.
ANYWAY
So Nico linking his soul with Jason's unintentionally prolonged his final death. Disintegrating ever slowly instead of it being quick, so Soul Jason had all the horrible time to think about his life and regrets.
He might have gone a little insane by grief. Maybe he tired keeping sanity by focusing on memories of things and people. And who did he think about the most aside from Thalia, Piper, and Leo?
Nico.
Which is why we have the "Nico dreams of Jason's arms around him" Soul Jason felt the link more and more as he disintegrated, it became a lifeline to him and he tired not to subconsciously call Nico for help. Since he didn't want Nico to experience Tartarus again.
Soul Jason should have died quietly and alone. Doomed to be forgotten and devoured by Tartarus.
And he would have if something didn't take the last pieces of Soul Jason and fused them together with its own. Until they were a whole soul.
And Not Jason calls out Nico to save him and Nico comes.
#jasico#based on hikaru ga shinda natsu#some good old toxic yaoi 👌#i have more to this like something something Nico knowing Jason is not Jason but he willing goes into denial#since he cant handle letting go and saying goodbye to Jason so he gatekeeps gaslights anyone who points out how WRONG Jason is#STRAIGHT UP no one is going to have a good time aside from Not Jason since just being with Nico is a guaranteed good time#even if said boy is having a mental breakdown and then building back up his cracking mental state and smiling saying its all fine 3x a day#an idea 💡
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