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hello again! for those of you just tuning in, @greenlikethesea and i have an ongoing project wherein we write songs for every listed track title in the appendix of @greatunironic's epic Steddie fic "the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you." this one is inspired specifically by this companion piece to the fic, about writing the second album.
album art courtesy of @bienmoreau.
LYRICS:
“No heathens in a foxhole” but I’ve been to the trenches tell the snow-white flocks, “No heathens in a foxhole” So strike me from the Earth
They stole my name and my hometown Now I’m howling like a bloodhound Stole my name and my hometown The pains of this rebirth
No gods, no masters So we’re to blame for this disaster no gods no masters No promise, your next breath
No gods no masters No hope for greener pastures No gods no masters No promise, past your death
Used to make my altars but my whole body falters used to make my altars a peace that I can’t find
I don’t believe I’ll beat this Can’t outwit or cheat this I don’t believe I’ll beat this senseless, toothless, blind
No gods, no masters so scream it past the rafters no gods, no masters a breakdown, no breakthrough
No gods no masters so sing it louder, play it faster no gods no masters there’s no escape from you
#the most remarkable thing#the most remarkable thing fansongs#for the record i'm aware the saying is more popularly 'no atheists in a foxhole'#but that didn't scan and also i worried about erasing ed levy's canonical-to-the-fic Jewish background#also: hi! i know it's been a while#but i recently found myself working through some Stuff and realized i could try to do it in someone else's voice.#specifically the incarnation of Eddie Munson wherein he is a famous grunge musician secretly in love with Steve Harrington.#i stand by all my decisions and choices#that's a Smile guarantee.
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My c!dream design after Pandora Prison break out :]
#my art#i like to draw him smiling but he doesn't smiling#get it? :)#I'm still figuring out how to draw him tbh hhh#I'm so sorry I'm not that active here on tumblr but here have ma boy#don't take him near sharp objects or lava 🫵 then c!punz will comes to you and I can't guarantee your safety#dreblr#dream fanart#c!dream fanart#dream smp#dsmp
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Anatomy of Alastors demonic forms
#Alastor#hazbin hotel#we know he got shot in the head by a hunter and that’s how he died#and that that’s prob tied to why he’s a deer demon#and radio dial eyes is obv because of his ties to being a radio host in life and now in death#but do we know anything about the stitches and broken neck#in a lot of scenes we see him twist his neck violently#and in his demons forms it’s always crooked#did his neck get snapped during or after he was shot?#I guarantee you that if we ever get a scene where Alston’s neck is bare it will have a fucked up scar or something#I’ve heard theories that the stitches on his mouth could be tied to his constant smile#either that his smile is such an important feature that it became permanent in death#or that whoever he made a deal with made it so he’s not able to actually talk about it#could be both even because in some scenes there’s only stitches in the corner of his mouth and in the deal scene they’re all the way across#personally the stitches in combo with the deer form and the fact he was killed by a hunter makes my mind go to taxidermy#it kind of looks like he was stuffed and stitched up#I’ve also seen people compare his stiches to those voodoo dolls#but I dont know enough about them to make any kind of comparison
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gotta dress snazzy for morning chores
#Karkat just wants to make Dave smile and putting the wiggler in a tiny tie is guaranteed to do that#5AM dishes in the communal kitchen is no longer painful someone quick call Kanaya shes gotta see this.#ty kenz for the bug in a tie prompt <3#homestuck#davekat#dave strider#karkat vantas#hsfanart#wriggler karkat#my art
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>be me >make a friend >hang out with him >he gets hurts due to hanging out with me >mfw my only friend might die because of me
#rick and morty#morty smith#brad#hii cosmic my friend cosmic who asked me to draw this smile#edit omg i had a whole bunch of shit i wanted to say about this actually#me and cosmic bradleyenthusiast were discussing how morty would react in a situation like this#because with his family its like kind of whatever? ish? everyone can stand their own ground and/or have been babyproofed to be invulnerable#vs brad who is mortys only authentic natural friend getting hurt(additionaly due to him)#like this is someone he cares about who cant be guaranteed safety#so hed probably get incredibly anxious and panicky#would try to fill the silence by talking a lot either to brad or himself just to keep his brain occupied and like Sane#i do think morty has a semi decent understanding of first aid but just getting so freaked out that he's shaking running around#IDK! much to think about
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Yk what blows my mind is when i’m reading something amazing right, i am so immersed in the story the writing is beautiful it’s making me feel more emotions than i’ve ever felt in all my years of living and then the end notes are just like. “uhhh hope u enjoyed ig? haha” or “idek what this is lol” like sir ma’am my guy your writing is the most gorgeous thing i have ever read. i cried and i laughed and i screamed and i did that thing where you roll around in bed and giggle like a child at 3am. if it was the zombie apocalypse and i could only take one story with me as i fought to survive it would be yours. “what even is this lmao” a masterpiece. a fucking masterpiece is what it is
#kissing writers on the mouth mwah mwah#i guarantee you the things you write will make at least one person so genuinely happy#u don’t understand that 20k friends to lovers fic u wrote filmed me with JOY with HAPPINESS i felt free#the angst fic made me ugly cry and it was the most beautiful kind of pain because your writing was so powerful that for a moment it was rea#i had a shit day and your self indulgent little throwaway fluffy oneshot made me smile and i felt a little better about the world#writers i FUCKING LOVE YOU#i LOVE YOU and i LOVE WHAT YOU CREATE#ao3#fanfic#fanfic things#fandom things#fanfic writer appreciation#writeblr#writers#writing#fanfiction#writers on tumblr
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Ur waterpark boys….they smile…so handsomely 🥺🥺
Careful complementing these goofs it goes straight to their head
#munching on your compliments#when your around smiles are guaranteed#during their designing I decided to give both boys a crooked smile for reasons haha I’m glad it’s well received!#sun will most likely be bouncing on his feet all day swinging all over the waterslides scaffolding#will literally ride that compliment high all day#moon appears to be a more humble receiver but now he will also be relishing your words all day and also#be planning how to repay the compliment in his own special way#both will have goofy big grins on their face for the rest of the day haha#WP asks#waterpark au#Waterspark au#Waterspark bay#crunch art#dca au
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No bc ur post about hitting Jordan with the "this you? 🤨" is so real. Like maybe you two are frenemies like you hang out but are academic rivals so as soon as they get a little too bold, you pull up their jitterbean promo lol It def shuts them up but they're secretly into it when ur mean to them
(Sorry for rambling I just really like ur stuff)
They'd never know a minute's peace. Even when they think you're being nice there's teeth to it.
"You look really good today, Li."
Jordan, not trusting you to not be a cunt, "....thanks?"
You, copying their exact cadence and tone during the 'Godolkin Campus Tour with Jordan Li' video, "So much swag!"
"FUCK YOU."
#beehive buzz#bee talks#if they say something a little too fucking good to have a comeback for im just gonna do a dramatic turn world's WORST SMILE#and go 'i'm super inclusive' and it will devastate them every time#i actually do get the ick when they go “JITTER BEAN” and i would copy the exact cadence with which they say it whenever we pass a jitterbea#being mean to them in this specific way actually is going to make them fall in love guaranteed results#jordan clenching their fists so fucking tight: i hate it when she's being fucking funny#jordan li x reader#also thank you so much for reading and engagement!! it's like being in an echo chamber lately it gets boring
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okay, but where's my steddie AU where steve wants to learn to play guitar to impress a girl he's infatuated with and he remembers that munson kid was always hanging up posters for his weird band at school, so he hikes out to eddie's usual dealing spot behind the track and asks (with far less groveling than he really should have) if eddie will teach him how to play, and obviously eddie says no because why would he want to help king steve, but of course, steve offers to pay him, $20 a week, and well, that's the kind of get-the-hell-out-of-this-shithole-town cash eddie really can't afford to refuse, so fine, he'll teach steve to play and they'll spend inordinate amounts of time together tucked away in eddie's room and they'll start to see that they have more in common than they thought and that they kind of had each other all wrong, and eddie will put his hand over steve's to help him get the placement for a tricky chord and it totally won't awaken anything in either of them?? where is it??
edit: i started writing it
#steve x eddie#steddie#stranger things#someone tell me this has already been written because i need it. please.#bonus points if steve shows up to the first practice session empty-handed#and eddie nearly calls the whole thing off when he has the Audacity to grab at eddie's sweetheart as if eddie'd ever let him play her#and he doesn't even teach steve anything that day because rule number one get your own fucking guitar and keep your mitts off mine#but by the end when eddie is deep deep deep in love and it's time to send steve off to woo this lucky girl of his#he offers to let steve take his sweetheart because she's guaranteed to make him look ten times hotter and cooler#and he'll have no trouble sweeping his girl off her feet and maybe eddie's breaking his own heart but it's fine—as long as steve's happy#except steve doesn't seem nearly as happy as eddie thought he would be#he seems sad actually and eddie kind of hates that so he starts to make some lame joke about how steve should be honored#because eddie wouldn't lend his baby out to just anyone and that gets steve to crack half a smile#but then he puts the guitar down on eddie's bed (with all due gentle reverence) walks over takes eddie's face in his hands and kisses him#kisses him like he's been dying to do it for weeks. because he has#because somewhere along the line it stopped being about wanting to impress a girl and started being about wanting to be with eddie#it started being screwing up on purpose so that eddie would grab his hands and show him how it's supposed to be done#and forgetting about lessons entirely and just sitting around and listening to eddie talk or just watching him play#because somewhere along the line steve fell out of infatuation and into love with the last person he ever expected....#anyway idk where i'm going with this
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okay i don't know if this one actually counts as a meme, but watch the smuppet show anyway
#homestuck#the smuppet show#rose lalonde#dirk strider#this is deeply funny to me but then again i am also to blame for the joke that takes over two minutes to get to the punchline#had a bad day? the smuppet show is guaranteed to make you smile
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person TEXTED ME BACK btw all is well suicide cancelled
#^ very obviously a joke since i have an anxious attachment to life and would literally never kms#when the grim reaper comes i will come out shooting at him first i guarantee you that#the structure of this joke makes me laugh though.#i think it's that it's framed like an announcement of a work event being cancelled and you smile and delete it off your calendar
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Liam laughing like a maniac during Creating Characters for Candela Obscura: Tide & Bone.
#liam o'brien#guaranteed to make you smile if you're having a bad day#candela obscura#the circle of tide and bone#cosmo grimm
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Does anyone else get overwhelming daily waves of ‘I love beomgyu !!’ that makes you feel warm and full and feel like crying and throwing up falling to your knees BECAUSE I JUST LOVE BEOMGYUUUUUU😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭☹️☹️☹️☹️ JAHDJD><#*£gfgWAWAAHH I LITERALLY LOVE HIM :(<33💞💘💕💞💘💕😭😭☹️☹️🫶:(
#mentally deranged#I’m quite literally in love w him it makes me sick#beomgyu :( <3#I saw this thing on twt and it was like clips of beomgyu’s bread smile guaranteed to make bamtoris cry…tell me why I actually did…#literally shed tears…
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I know someone talked about this before ? and I just wanna say my own piece.
The idea of Jason coming back wrong
Somehow somehow Jason's soul ended up in Tartarus. Idk maybe a last fuck you to the God's & the Seven.
And that really should have been the end of it. Jason's soul should have been disintegrated in being Tartarus so long without anything or anyone keeping him sane.
And it would have if it wasn't for Nico connecting their souls, in a way.
With Nico's sensitivity to death and life auras, I wouldn't be surprised if he was able to link his soul with others. (Hazel, Reyna, Jason, Percy etc.)
It's a one-sided relationship, where if he feels them close to death and can't reach them. Sending them some of his engery is possible. And it's a comfort at times knowing they are alive and breathing.
ANYWAY
So Nico linking his soul with Jason's unintentionally prolonged his final death. Disintegrating ever slowly instead of it being quick, so Soul Jason had all the horrible time to think about his life and regrets.
He might have gone a little insane by grief. Maybe he tired keeping sanity by focusing on memories of things and people. And who did he think about the most aside from Thalia, Piper, and Leo?
Nico.
Which is why we have the "Nico dreams of Jason's arms around him" Soul Jason felt the link more and more as he disintegrated, it became a lifeline to him and he tired not to subconsciously call Nico for help. Since he didn't want Nico to experience Tartarus again.
Soul Jason should have died quietly and alone. Doomed to be forgotten and devoured by Tartarus.
And he would have if something didn't take the last pieces of Soul Jason and fused them together with its own. Until they were a whole soul.
And Not Jason calls out Nico to save him and Nico comes.
#jasico#based on hikaru ga shinda natsu#some good old toxic yaoi 👌#i have more to this like something something Nico knowing Jason is not Jason but he willing goes into denial#since he cant handle letting go and saying goodbye to Jason so he gatekeeps gaslights anyone who points out how WRONG Jason is#STRAIGHT UP no one is going to have a good time aside from Not Jason since just being with Nico is a guaranteed good time#even if said boy is having a mental breakdown and then building back up his cracking mental state and smiling saying its all fine 3x a day#an idea 💡
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It’s… lonely/ To be more powerful than any man you know and have to live like a shadow
part 1 part 🦋
#part two of the times merlin smiled so wide I wish his happiness has been guaranteed…#instead… he had the shadows of regrets and ‘what ifs’ to chase#for an eternally long lifetime#bittersweet boy!#break my heart ✨#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#💗 edit#seasons 3-5 btw#diamond of the day#happy tenth anniversary
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Where is that picture from the lie detector test?? That needs to go side by side with them cracking up at the end of this video
I GOT U
#inchreplies#HOW ARE THEY GONNA REACT TO THE WORD MONDAY LIKE THAT#and I guarantee whatever happened in that moment in the lie detector was equally inconsequential !!!#the fact that their entire shared sense of humor is based on in jokes and shared experience that makes the mundane hysterical#like it takes my heart and just squeeeeeezes#lie detector test#don't answer the same as me#smiles#lando's oscar smile#oscar's lando smile#the fondness#zendaya laugh#fave
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