#that'll kill me in it
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why is trying to live hard.
#Cade.vnt#Why is it hard to just try and be alive and live. why is the food i can afford have shit like lead n things#that'll kill me in it#wqhy is everything hard and exhausting. im gonna just go to sleep i think.#im too tired to be worried about thinhgs anymore.#probably over reacting but idk anymore at this point.#dont know if i should worry or if i should just not care cus theres already other shit to deal with n worr about#anyways.
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clothes!!!
#monkey d luffy#trafalgar law#eustass kid#one piece#my art#described in alt text#first one wanted to draw luff in my clothes and ended up drawing him in whatever instead so a few weeks later finally got around#to drawing the captain trio in my clothes! yeay!!#law's fit is one of my default non work outfit. luffy's is usually what i look like in summer (though i dont wear my short short out of the#house lol or long socks in summer that'll kill me) and kid got an outfit ive never worn as is. cant wear the green shirt for reasons#but if was shaped like him i would wear it all the time. and obviously. gave them some of my rocks#secret modern au#<- for the first one though kid does dress sort of like that at some point
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in mourning today,,, the laptop i've had since highschool finally took its last breath </3 i'll be shopping around for a new one and digging a grave over the weekend, and any recommendations/advice help to have me up and sexualizing old men that much sooner </3 </3 </3
#i'm looking at an hp now but#the reviews range from 'it's a pretty color' to 'UNBEARABLE lag. also this laptop killed my mom'#i just want something that'll let me have 25 tabs open at the same time bro#my needs are simple#and on a budget T-T
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trust and believe the chaser gang's unofficial coworker christmas parties went crazy. qiren goes home after an hour, xichen immediately decides this is the perfect time to get hammered, guangyao is babysitting, wen qing is losing her mind a little bit, yu ziyuan is fighting between Wanting To Leave and Wanting To Outdrink Wuxian, huaisang and mingjue show up at some point and wuxian is too drunk to remember it - which he DOES weep about when wen qing tells him the next day. they have the worlds most british karaoke session. the buffet features mini sausage rolls, cocktail sausages, and a beautiful array of picky bits. mr brightside is playing for 50% of the event.
#british mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#wen qing#yu ziyuan#lan qiren#jin guangyao#lan xichen#mo dao zu shi#sketch#THEEEEEEEEEEEE most self indulgent and speedy doodle in the worlddddddd#yu ziyuan and wei wuxian have their usual beef except ziyuan is a lil chiller than canon. bc there isnt an impending war stressing her out.#and thus she has resolved to destroy him in petty shit like drinking competitions at work parties.#lan wangji also here but its unrelated to the au i just. wnated to redraw him as that tweet#guangyao watching wei wuxian be annoying and drunk: this is a surprise tool thatll help me later#qiren likes his coworkers in moderation like theyre fine. but he doesn't wanna see them in an informal setting where alcohol is present#and thus skedaddles the second hes been around for a polite amount of time#xichens private instagram story is a MESS#wangji taps through it the next day and sees wuxian slaying on the karaoke machine and has to take a walk to calm down.#hes down ATROCIOUS bless him.. a wuxian This Aint A Love Song karaoke insta story killed him.#btw the nies have very different reasons to show up. nmj is here bc hes gay. huaisang is here because he wants to see drunk messy drama#that'll inevitably occur when 3zun talk for more than 5 seconds
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Michael Ao3 author AU walk with me here
"hey guys sorry I havent posted much on the Immortal and the Restless fic, I had to do this one errand my father sent me on, its actually a funny story; my dead sister actually possesed this big robot clown that killed her, and I had to like, put her scattered parts back together again, it was a whole thing, but yeah, her murder AI kind of just took over and she tricked me into being a meat suit, so that kind of sucked, and im actually organless atm, so sorry for slower updates, but it is what it is yk"
And then wayyyy later "heyyyyy what's up superstars, sorry for the long hiatus, my soul got put into a robot bear, but that's all taken care of, so chapter 27 soon :3"
#michael afton#fnaf#michael afton my beautiful pookie#five nights at freddy’s#I have nothing else to add to this au lmao this is a spur of the moment thought i had because it made me laugh in my head lol#uhhhhh idk phhhhhhsss uhhhh cc lizzie and michael bond over IatR and they write fics together yeah that'll do /pos#uhhh they find his fics in their robo ai (man idk 😭) and his banger metaphors and writing is what gets them to stop trying to kill him#glammike#<- for the soul teehee
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A falseren webweave (or is it about renchanting? there is more similarity between them than you'd think)
aka the relationship between the sword and the scabbard, the hand and the dog
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#hermitcraft#life series#renchanting#falseren#falsesymmetry#rendog#inthelittlewood#i was gonna say no im not gonna maintag this but martyn will probably see it anyways that freak#anyways this is /p to me but like follow your bliss#there's just something about the two duos that are so similar to me#ren really loves picking up a blonde person and going oh you'll die for me? good. kill for me. and ill die for you too#and try to kill for you but. we all know how that'll work out. and you'll kill me but i'll still look at you with devotion#or something idk man im not actually a renchanting guy#web weaving
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waking up in a cold sweat: robot/cyborg feeling their human partner's heartbeat. aough.
#i hc rhm reborn's heart to be cybernetic too since he wasn't breathing in space erm#WELL LUNGS HE WOULDN'T HAVE THOSE EITHER. i think all of his insides are cybernetic or straight up machine parts now tbh#im still trying to come up with something that'll be like. ahaha we're co-signing a document... zamn...#german's killing me bye#scriboozles#thsc#the henry stickmin collection#copperright#right hand reborn#reginald copperbottom#rhm
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Voir Magazine: the Misty issue
#misty#anipoke#gym leader misty#pokemon fanart#pokemon#suicunelillie art#I hope to do all the anipoke girls at some point but May is already killing me so lord knows how long that'll take
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i think it will break the internet. (it'll definitely break me)
#THE BUILDUP IS KILLING ME#EVERY TIME CELLBIT OR BAGHERA MENTIONS HIM I AM ONE STEP CLOSER TO MENTAL COLLAPSE#like when they talked about him yesterday??? theorizing about him being dead????#like i was already excited about wilbur meeting the new members#but this mystery that surrounds him just makes me want him to come back even more#also the whole marriage bit#i cant wait for it to resolve#and people to realize that there's actually someone who can like quackity lmao#maybe that'll be a bigger shock than wilbur actually existing lmaoo#mcyt#qsmp#wilbur soot#qsmp wilbur#qsmp cellbit#cellbit#baghera jones#qsmp baghera
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No New Years Resolutions for me!! Just gunna casually go into 2025 with a cautious, yet optimistic approach. Here's to hoping that Everything Will Be Okay !
#Kailey Does A Talk#2024 was hard. not as hard as some years and honestly 2024 started perfectly fine it just had some awful lows near the end#And 2025 is going to be starting on a rough note as well unfortunately. The Horrors Persist#My dad's been in and out of hospital visits and work is KILLING me what with the Crunch we've been under#and then a tooth filling just recently fell outta my mouth the other day so that's fun (that'll be fine though it doesn't hurt)#ALL THAT IS TO SAY that I'm very much looking forward to a break where Nothing Happens and I'm putting that energy into 2025#I've been in the trenches boss lemme outta here
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God I need a yautja gf rn
More specifically I need her to crush my skull between her thighs as she smothers me in her cooch.
#yautja#get me a gf that'll literally just kill me#At least she'll do it lovingly#Ughhhhhhhhh#just lesbian things <3
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taking a break to do this very important montage.
#how tf do i tag this#jo catch up on one piece tag#<-im caught up but since its already a tag that'll be useful for cataloging or wtv#i watched a villain sexyness tier ranking and thought yeah ill do smth similar for potential partners or not. for funsies. for the lols.#and now im sure i have a thing for goths. punks and leather wearers. olds news tbh. its the five women that's killing me.#described in alt text
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my version of imogen's new outfit !!
#critical role#imogen temult#bells hells#cr3#i miss her!!!!!#anyway this design took forever to land on#would love to make it as complex as the official artist does but i am lazy#and drawing the complex patterns is just gonna give me a headache#i will instead give the illusion of detail#eventually i will draw a version of the coat with sleeves off & hood off#but she's in da cold so#tried to keep some cowboy elements too :]#she has spurs & the rowel is a flower cause of flora :)#and ofc tassels cause that'll look cool with her powers#anyway super excited for tonight i am begging matthew to not kill them <3
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Ar-Pharazon from the Reverse Gondolin AU and as Witch-King of Numenor - thanks to @who-needs-words for helping develop this idea!
#silm#silmarillion#second age#ar pharazon#reverse gondolin au#(well more like the aftermath of gondolin reversal)#this au has consumed my life#on the plus side inspiration for feanor is finally reemerging from under the metaphorical couch so i might get something finwion-y done soo#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so much to draw so little time#seriously though golden nazgul is such a cool idea#whatever the mordor equivalent for the angband trio is (sauron pharazon and shelob maybe?) is going to look so cool in black and gold#black/gold black hole shelob!!#and prince elrond is super finwiony looking#also he has his wings & glowiness out a lot more so that'll be fun#but yeah basically in the au Prince Elrond realized via foresight what was happening/going to happen in numenor#so he went there and disowned ar pharazon (by extension removing him from the throne) and crowned tar miriel rightful Ruling Queen#then later when sauron showed up he came back kicked sauron out and outlawed the death cult#but between that time sauron secretly recruited ar pharazon by promising him kingship in exchange for his support#and anyways ar pharazon survived all the way to the TA as the Witch King#(mr. angmar here gets to be second in command of the nazgul sorry)#-imagine this guy showing up to be all 'bagginssss' though#the witch king of numenor is somehow even more dramatic#also the whole 'no living man can kill me' is. a bit different coming from a guy who has many enemies in the form of#a) his cousin the Ruling Queen of Numenor#b) his uncle the choice-of-elves-peredhel#c) a bunch of Faithful in the Halls#the dead guys aren't too much of a problem#but i wonder if he heard that prophecy and worried a whole lot more about the Ruling Queens#or Prince Elrond who in the au has very definitely embraced his maia-ness#and then imagine his surprise hearing 'but no living man am i' and it coming from. a random human lady.
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Why am I more embarrassed by the fic that ends in fluffy feel-good sex with cuddles than by [gestures broadly at everything else I've ever written].
#stella talks#.what is it about writing happy things that makes me want to crawl out of my own skin like this.#.i should rewrite it and have them kill each other or something that'll make me feel better.
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Nintendo trying to convince us that Sidon 100% heterosexual but makes him so obsessed with link that even his wife point it out. Like who are they trying to fool lol
It's so funny bc Yona feels like such a ham-fisted attempt for Nintendo to be like "He's not gay guys he's not!!" But then you're telling me the mf erected a statue of Link riding him in the middle of the domain?? Legit feels like half the writing team wanted to openly encourage Sidlink shippers and the other half were live slug reacting so hard they had to marry Sidon off instead.
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