#that’s wrong

[henry-fox-biggest-stan]

Your honor he’s just a little guy, surely he can’t be responsible for- *several explosions on the background*

[niceminipotato]

I go over there and try to get her away from the exploding guy but she’s got a one track mind. It’s still standing so she’s gonna go knock it down.

Then I’m like a little huffy because “my lady, I just placed you out of harms way and you went right back” but then she’s all happy and is like “ok but celebrate with me” and I just can’t get exasperated or annoyed or anything because she’s my lady and she’s happy we beat the exploding useless man thing so high fives are in order.

I love this game and having her is even better lol. I need to get a clip of her blushing and smiling because I need to share with yall just how cute she can get 🥹🥹

[jaykingingram]

I may not know how to use tumblr and I may not know how to do my job, but I can confidently say that I also don’t know how to properly spell all the Evanuris names without checking.

[juniperhillpatient]

this bitch better not be giving drug etiquette I’m pretty sure DRUGGING SOMEONE AGAINST THEIR WILL is against drug etiquette lmao

[sanaetheunicorn]

I am far beyond feeling and seeing. All I am is an empty shell of a human being and nothing more. Each minute I stay awake is more time to realise that there’s nothing left for me or us. Slowly I will melt & deteriorate. Sghr vzr zkk z cqdzl zmxvzxr. Wyi mauv M rqdcmsq zyet ekv ms uprkizlek, tth dsrq L iiaxlji haz yi tdlvw ta vrze gv. Lhzvw's is oat e zuhef bzmfg xef ldzw ii ef iheyiiejy mislh efd v vwag agrgh, ss os oht M sm ysmbomfg hc wxdwleigw.

No more. Please

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[donnieisaprettyboy]

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

[stafsar]

my muse and I

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[vamprisms]

kill 'character did nothing wrong'. nurture 'character did everything wrong and i was whooping and cheering the whole time'

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

[wolfythewitch]

jesus in the hades art style

[eruditetyro]

good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

[sanguinifex]

You gotta read and watch some old books and films that aren’t 100% modern politically correct. I’m not saying you should agree with everything in them but you need to learn where genres came from to understand what those genres are doing today and where media deconstructing old tropes is coming from.

Also, more often than you might think, they’re not actually promoting bigotry so much as “didn’t consider all the implications of something” or just used words that were polite then but considered offensive now.

Kill the censor in your head.