#that’s why agatha sucks at babysitting the twins

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha All Along

: Day 813

Agatha: *limping*

Wanda: “Are you ready to surrender Harkness?”

Agatha: “You wish Maximoff! I will never succumb to your whimsical fancies, not whilst I still have my ambitions and integrity in tact!

Wanda: “Have it your way you spiteful prune!”

Y/N: “Hey, what’s going on?”

Wanda: “Oh hi! Agatha’s boots are just giving her blisters-“

Agatha: “-WOUNDING ME!-“

Wanda: “-and she refuses to change shoes-”

Agatha: “-IT RUINS THE WHOLE OUTFIT!”

Y/N, sarcastically: “How could you not tell me of such strife in conflict? I would have come sooner.”

Wanda: “She makes battling Thanos seem like a tantrum”

Agatha: “Aww really?!”

Wanda: “YOU SHOULDN’T BE PROUD OF THAT YOU OVERGROWN TODDLER WITH A CRIMINAL PAST!”