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bread-that-draws · 10 months ago

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Internets obsession with Sans Undertale will always be famous 2 me bc 11 year old me was there in 2015 watching blue lightsaber penis happen in real time and then I play the actual game and it’s like. He’s truly just some guy. He’s just there to troll his brother and then drops “i met ur adoptive mother in the woods and she asked me to protect you and if she didn’t oh boy your ass would be grass”. and goes back to just being a guy. Finish pacifist and he goes “I’m gonna go keep an eye on my insane brother” and walks in the opposite direction. Then 11 year old me is like ok what is the hype about. Why do we want this man so bad. Then I play geno and he’s like OUR STUDiES HAVE SHOWN OUR TIMELINE IS BEING FUCKED. UR ASS IS GRASS. GET FUCKED and like. 11 year old me thought it was kinda cool I guess but sure the entire internet wants to fuck this guy. Whatever. Fingers in his ass Sunday

#that’s the titular bitchular (11 y/o me) btw #i still don’t get it but y’all really love ur sans undertale and i respect it #I was never a sans girlie and I know lesbians who were so its not because of that #hes like. my friend #my weird uncle #I’m a Flowey the flower fan to the day I die #i have the almost 6k notes post about it for a reason #I had a personal grudge against sans for a while bc 11 year old me was super into like 4 other characters way more #but if you were into undertale in 2015-2017 you know #only content you could find was sans #but I’m cool with him now #sans #sans undertale #undertale #utdr #he is cool objectively #lazy dude that does jack shit actually knows more than anyone (besides Flowey) about the timelines and only does something about it #when he’s the last resort #his secret room and his connection to the Deltarune world

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