#that’s just nasty and dirty likeee

[star-kovs]

hi i just wanted to come on here and say i am a conrad fisher defender

[haaarry]

NASTY BROTHERS PISS ME THE HELL OFF, I LITERALLY JUST HAD TO CLEAN THE WHOLE BATHROOM BC MY BROTHER'S NASTY ASS PUBES WERE ALL OVER THE SHOWER, THE FLOOR, THE TOILET SEAT AND SOMEHOW ON THE DAMN COUNTER IN THE SINK???? LIKEEE YOU ARE 29 YEARS OLD 😡😡😡

YES OH MY GOD MY BROTHER LEAVES HIS HAIR EVERYWHERE AND I HATE IT 😤😤😤 I have to clean the whole bathroom every morning before I can even take a shower bc he stays up all night and dirties the bathroom

[andrcs-blog]

smiles. hey. i’m eli and this really IS gonna be one long ass mf shit post. dont @ me but im actual fucking garbage.. NJKXNKJXN alsooo can you believe i had this shit drafted..? im so fucking excited NCJND but.. there shouldnt be anything triggering underneath but please let me know if i need to add a warning for u. love u guys.. LIKEEE this to plot. the usual. im EXCITEDDDD! :p

⌈⟡ BRANDON FLYNN, CIS MALE, HE/HIM » are you looking for ANDRE MULLER, because i think i just saw him at crumbs diner. the NINETEEN year old is apparently pretty authentic and brave, but also materialistic and naive which is why they’re known as the HEDONIST around redcrest. with rumors going around that otter knows their secret, they’re worried everybody will find out that he IS A KLEPTOMANIAC AND FRAMED OTTER FOR ITEMS HE STOLE ONCE ! you think otter wouldn’t spill dirt on them since they were MUTUAL FRIENDS, but i guess not. 

okayy lmao... and here’s a mess of a bio. literally a mess.

alright first things first he has a shit life. so THERES that. he grew up from foster family to foster family but never stayed in a home for more than a few months due to constantly being “bothersome” and trouble at school. finally when we turned 16 he was declared a ward of the state and lived in a group home with other children -- this same year, he dropped out of high school !

he met otter through various parties around town, and although he never really conversed with them, he knew him and had mutual friends with him.

in addition --- andre IS a kleptomaniac, meaning that he steals. a lot. he often steals stupid shit. he has a huge collection of lighters that he’s stole... like over a hundred. and he always steals something from house parties that he’s at or if he visits someones house ! he has a small collection in his room of various stolen items.

he used to blame things that he stole on otter at parties ! if someone asked them where their lighter went he’d say something like -- “ i think i saw that guy over there using one that looked just like yours ! ” knowing very well that he had the lighter himself

oh hes also unemployed. he gets a check from the government & sells things that he steals/occasionally drugs for friends. wild. NCJNSDC

and he lives by himself in a shitty ass apartment.. nasty ass gross ass dirty ass apartment..

hereeeee are some wanted connections..

give me someone who is tutoring andre for his ged exam. or pressuring him to take his ged at least... maybe someone who is a student or something and andre comes to classes with them sometime? NCJDNDC i dont know.. give me a tutor for this lil dork...

someone who andre gets high with. thats all.

omg.. fwb. the classic.

uhhh...?! angsty exes. andre probably went fucking crazy on them and made things horrible.

give me someone who brings out andres soft side..

someone who saw andre crying alone outside his apartment one ngiht when he was drunk and he opened up about his whole life to them and now he cant even look them in the eye because hes so embarassed that they know so much about him.

someone who caught andre stealing something and is blackmailing him.. CNDJFFCJKJ

lolll and this is mentioned in the wanted connections page on the main BUTTT i want a foster sibling for andre like.. someone who was in one of the uppity families that fostered him for a period of time that he caused hell in. NCJDNKJ