#that would be ideal

[3gremlins]

i actually think it's really weird that people (like davrin esp) are so upset that lucanis is an assassin. like he wasn't hired to kill US you guys, we're fine. that's kinda the point of assassins, they only kill who they're paid to kill. it feels like they wanted him to mirror zevran a little bit but like zevran it makes sense b/c he was literally hired to kill the HoF and Squad. So it's pretty reasonable for your squad to be like "this guy? you're gonna let this guy near our food? you're going to SLEEP WITH THIS GUY? THIS GUY WHO JUST TRIED TO KILL US!??" since zevran did in fact, very recently, try to kill you.

Lucanis, you just broke out of prison and "hired". He's not going to murder you (on purpose), you're ostensibly his client. That would be exceptionally bad manners and also bad for business. Lucanis is a Professional and a Gentleman, at the end of the day. i do get harding and davrin being leery that he's possessed and spite might kill you just for funsies. but some of the dialogue you get from davrin esp, you get the vibes that he's much more upset to be working with an assassin than a demon possessed person. which is kind of a weird thing for a dragon age squad member to be upset about, since you regularly kill lots of people/monsters for no money/minimal money. i wish we got to call them out on it a little bit (or had a squad member who could), the way varric does with anders in da2 when anders gets upset about almost killing someone and varric's like, "dude we killed so many people before breakfast this morning and you didn't even blink, miss with me with this shit"

[politedemon]

really need to watch a movie that will make me cry rn but it has to be one i haven't seen before but how will i KNOW it will make me cry if i haven't seen it before

[eldritchmochi]

BOOTUNS

they are incredibly basic but an absolute blast to make, so now i have roughly 300 of them lmao

behold my shitty display for the guerilla market im gonna attempt to sell the eighty million crafts i do to keep brain weasels at bay

and then the section i call "u can sure tell what my tester word was and my gf is to blame"

ne wai, if i manage to actually make a substantial amount from the market tomorrow i am absolutely going to basically immediately turn around and buy stuff for making more, including that holo film for em because SPORKLY BOOTUNS >:3c

[meowdei]

im praying hoyo gets horny again so we are blessed by a wrio rerun because how do they give us such a fine man and then banish him from the face of the planet - 💌

I’m praying they put him on the chronicle so there’s a chance I pull another cool limited character in the process of getting a few cons for him LOL but also they should bring him back, give us a second story quest, and maybe redo his burst animation so that he takes his shirt off

[conspiracydawg]

the sad fact of the matter is I've turned on post notifications for too many people. it's gotten to the point where I avoid checking tumblr on mobile because it takes like an hour to get through all of them once a day. but you're all good blogs and I don't want to miss your posts... what's a man to do...

[misc-magic]

in my head you have like a shoulder length honey brown hair. maybe a piercing. carries a backpack or large purse. rings or bracelet jewelry. wears lots of colors.

Ohhhh interesting!! You’re not too far off!

My hair is one of those asymmetrical cuts where I have one side shaved and the other side curly. The long side is about chin length currently but it has gotten to shoulder length when I wait too long to get it cut lol. And it is brown!

And I have thirteen piercings all together, but twelve of them are in my ears lol. But I do have my septum pierced so that’s the one most people notice!

Now listen I’m not saying I’m known for carrying around books, notebooks, and pens in my bags but I’m also not NOT saying that. They have to be sizeable because you just never know what you’re gonna need! (I also carry around a small umbrella & a rechargeable fan ‘cause it rains a lot here but it’s also hot & humid.)

I wear both rings & bracelets so you got that too!

I would say I wear a decent amount of colors though most of them are light colors because my cat has really long light colored fur that gets on everything fabric. So if I wear lighter colors, it’s not as noticeable lol.

So yeah I’d say you’re pretty close, anon! Though if you had been completely off, that would be fine too! Everyone is free to imagine me however they like~

[simple-and-cozy-life]

Friends are starting to take bets when he's going to propose.

I'm going to be wrong, but I'm thinking maybe Thanksgiving (at the earliest), Christmas, or maybe around spring break, unless he comes up to visit on a normal weekend.

My best friend said she forwarded him some of my ring preferences a few weeks ago, so it's only a matter of time.

With that, my best guess is probably anywhere between Christmas and Easter.

But for now, we wait.

[cadybear420]

The experience of being a GNC romance enjoyer in Choices and getting merely only crumbs of RR in the wlm routes

[sun-marie]

So question for those of y'all who are more experienced with The Forgotten Realms than I am. How do elf (specifically drow) ages work?

I've read that they don't really reach adulthood until turning 100, but is that just like a societal thing or like a mental development thing? If Ruathym (my drow) was like 94, is that making him like an elven minor, akin to a 17 year old? And is that just among drow or would that carry over to how other races see him?

[persianflaw]

i am so fucking tired of trying. i:ve been trying for so long and i just want to stop. almost thirty years of trying and it's all come to nothing. i'm so goddamn tired

[regscupid]

“the last one is giving effiebarty” SLAMS GAVEL

good morning kit, you’re in my head again as usual 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

GOOD MORNING sorry if you can smell the coffee i’m brewing up here 🫶

[allo-frouto]

How about after a romantic, chatty, walk around town or on the beach, a delicious dinner...

Hardly with hair-pulling, throttling, mouth-spitting, I'd cum deep and throbbing inside you for long minutes? We cum all at once, then go under you, lick my delicious juices out of you and then give you a big tongue kiss with it, so you can taste how delicious we are together. 😈

How about yes?

[mrd-gvf]

I feel like my life would vastly improve if I had a dog or a cat

[sleepiestoken]

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[overmorrowpine]

spider today spider today spider today SPIDER TODAY SPIDER TODAY SPIDER TODAY

[asparklethatisblue]

Jayce has an idea of what his perfect man should be like, it’s super specific and extremely vague at the same time