#that we had a yard or lived near mountains or something. bc we couldnt do that either but then wed be on even footing. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

unopenablebox · 3 months ago

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slowly implementing my scheme to convince 🌸 to get a cat through the simple tactics of "exposing them to my mom's cat, the most friendly and charming animal known to human records" and "insisting it is impractical and even impossible for us to have a cat, even to myself and you guys, despite occasionally bringing it up wistfully"

#these are definitely going to combine the way i want them to. i'm definitely not correct that we shouldn't get a cat while we both routinely #work 10-hour days and don't have central air and at least the former condition definitely won't keep being true indefinitely #that would be crazy #box opener #it's not that i need to reverse-psychology us into a cat per se it's that it's really embarrassing to be the only one who wants an #impractical thing that would affect both our lifestyles. and i would simply prefer not to want it. or at least for them to really wish #that we had a yard or lived near mountains or something. bc we couldnt do that either but then wed be on even footing.

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