#that was gay as hell man wth. good for them

[vulturevanity]

HZ029 more like STEM yuri activities

[superwholockian93]

It's crazy that I'm saying this but I actually started 911 ABC (Fox?) today and watched the entire s1 at a stretch. I kid you not. Like yeah Buck Eddie thing over the years was a long time coming but I think I saw clips recently of the show that looked fun and that one tweet that said it was a comedy and had some trauma inducing moments. Plus, I saw a clip of that Eddie actor in a pink (peach?) suit and my brain went *Pretty* Then, I realised I am currently not watching any American show why the hell not so I started the show and

* Buff people (I think they get more buff by the season or ?) in a blue coloured uniform

* Angela Bassett is a police officer !! not firefighter or whatever the others are!

* Oliver Stark really has a lot of role. Like honestly idk why I thought he would graduate to being one of the main characters in the later seasons

*I like Hen

*What is Oliver Stark's accent supposed to be? Do American guys really talk like that? (genuine question)

*Somehow everybody on this looks good and I'm not mad about it. The men, the women

*I'm not always sure about the acting (last show I watched non-MCU or non-SW was Succession)

*I am ENJoying the show

*There's too much cheese

*Angela Bassett is married to a gay man? Wth She's not with Bobby??

*Wtf was my reaction to the initial reveal about their relationship but as it progressed I kinda liked it

*There's no Eddie? :( (Though I'm sure he's supposed to look more butch and less pretty or I guess that's my impression from other shows)

* 1/3rd through Abby and Eddie's developing relationship I realized I was rooting for them and then my brain went like no no it's Ed and Buck, stop

*I liked the 2 episodes in the middle a lot. One around the full moon and one before that

*LoTs of Cheesy lines. I was not prepared for that

*2 moments that really surprised me: the guy who falls off his own home during Valentine's Day and Hen cheating on her wife

*Anyway back to cheering for Buck and Abby (they really chose an actress who has a great calm steady voice. I really liked her maybe cuz a lot of it was relatable in way)

*Was a bit freaked out when the mother kept saying she saw a reflection on the glass who wouldn't talk to her (and that the guy was actually inside)

*Angela Bassett and her new person getting handcuffed/stuck on the bed and Hen laughing. That whole scene was funny.

*I love Bobby and Hen's friendship. Hen and Buck's. Bobby and Chim's. Bobby and him sort of father figure to Buck? I also like Hen and her wife (not sure what I feel about her wife letting her back in post cheating; will see how that goes) Hen and Angela Bassett. I love their scenes.

*I like a lot of casual what is it called where it is like world building but more in terms of the characters and with each other rather than just the world they live in. I missed that in a lot of new shows in recent years. Or maybe cuz I haven't watched much as such

*I really like how they concluded Abby's storyline (I have no idea if she's coming back but kinda felt like it ended?)

*I liked Clara

*I really liked whene'er Angela Bassett was on screen but sometimes felt a little idk about the cop stuff ngl

*I liked Chim too but there wasn't a whole lot that I can recall. Doesn't he like ends up with Buck's sister? That rebar though woah and that cake xD

*Buck talks and sometimes these random facts and he's a nice guy so yeah he's nice but like I like all of them in that uniform

*Oh that guy who got torn into half gnarly

*Hehe Bobby and Angela Bassett do go out together on a date in the end :D

PS: I saw the posts on the tapeworm guy. I'm genuinely confused why that was the one moment picked for Buck from his "season 1 days". Can somebody explain? Also that scene where he tugs out that worm that comes out with a pop? Gross but funny

[missmonsters2]

Hiya! Sharky here! okay, so, many things have happened in my week - first than anything, I realised my lack of social abilities is not as bad when I am chatting with someone through social media (clearly), and luckily, that also includes gym girl! but enough of calling her gym girl. Her name is Charlie! well, it's actually Charlotte, but that's her nickname!! I could tell you my name but I actually like the nickname sharky because I love sharks, besides I need to keep the mystery!

I took Charlie to an aquarium! We got food first (never have I felt so guilty for eating sushi lol) and then we had lunch there! Then I took her to get icecreams at a reaaallyy good place that my grandma used to take me to! she got chocolate with cookie dough and I chose mint with vanilla! It was already afternoon and of course we went to the beach since it was near to see the sunset! I walked her home and then went to my place JAKWEK now, I tried to reduce all what happened as much as possible bUT ADJAJDAW LETS DELVE INTO DETAIL

First, I adored it. Every second of it. I don't remember having such a good time in a long, long time. You were so, so right about going out and talking and getting to know eachother. Honestly, it made my day, my week, possibly my month and semester. I still struggle to talk a bit sometimes cause I get nervous but it's a good nervous! She said that it doesn't bother her though. We talked tons too. I mean, she did most of the talking, but not because I didn't talk. I simply loved to listen, you know? She's completely american, has a mom and two dads (they're gay and super close with the mom apparently so I'm so genuinely happy that they all get along. She said really good things about them too and honestly, it made me just.. I don't know. Kind of at peace to know that she has a good family?), she doesn't have a favorite food but she said her comfort food is pizza and pho and I was so happy because FINALLY someone who appreciates soup and broths. She loves horror movies and SHE ALSO LIKES SCREAM. I can proudly claim that I have discovered she is a Jenna Ortega fan. She has a dog nAMED COCO. I am completely bewildered by the fact that it made me fall even MORE. AJKOAEH COCOCOCOOCOCO IT'S SO CUTE. And she's 24! Also, she wants to be a lawyer? I don't know why but that's kinda... I'm so gay-

And when she asked things about me, I actually wanted to share! which wth because I don't usually open up to talk much about me, you know? And in the aquarium I RAMBLED. Rambled about sharks and fish and their freaking REPRODUcTIVE SYSTEMS AND THEN DINOSAURS AND WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING PELASEQJWIEJQWE god let the ground swallow me I beg you. I never felt so embarrassed but at the same time so damn happy because I said "sorry" and she just looked at me with that damn beautiful smile and said "don't. I like it" and if I had a stroke right there please forgive me because I'm just a human and how am I supposed to survive that 😫

Man. She liked listening to me talking about shark stuff. Van. VAN IS THIS MY BELOVED.

She was literally SO SO SWEET. AND PATIENT. AND FUNNY. AND VAN. VAN SHE HAS. ADJJQWEJ her laugh is so fucking weird yet so tremendously beautiful I cAN'T because she sounds like she's getting strangled and it's so funny but at the same time such a pretty sound anD I CAN'T AJDWKE. Hello. I'm down bad and so quickly. SHE OFFERED ME A SPOON OF HER ICECREAM. I casually said that it was cool and weird too how americans have SO many icecream flavors refering to the cookie dough icecream and I almost had ANOTHER STROKE because sHE JUST. SHE JSUT FED ME SO I COULD TRY IT AIWJEKIJM QWE. I almost choke please what am I going to do with myself. She was also so.. Smooth? Van she's got so much game and I'm.. The kind of person who says a pick up line even if it's jokingly and ends up cringing and wanting to bury herself alive.

We agreed that we were looking forward to have another date and we agreed that one of these days we could have a marathon of scary movies! she just so happens to watch harley quinn and said we sHOULD ALSO WATCH THE SHOW TOGETHER HELLO. We're going to have another date next week, but this time she's going to plan it!! Van, I don't know if I can ever thank you enough for encouraging me to talk to her. Full honesty? I don't think I would have talked to her on my own

-🦈

omg HIIIIIIIII SHARKYYY. I was thinking about you and whether things were going well and it sounds like it did 😭💘 Charlie is such a cute nickame. Everything about her sounds cute omg

aquarium is such a good idea! Did you take lots of pics. I loveeee seeing jellyfish. Like i'm literally obsessed. I also love sushi, this sounds like such a great date so far LOL Man you also took her to ice cream and walking too, how long was this date?! LOL

I'm glad my date advice worked out bc I think it's always so awesome to get to know the person you're seeing and talking. I also just feel like it's helps you get over the jitters so you have to talk more and get used to it. She seems so sweet that she knew you were nervous and did a lot of the talking and didn't mind that you listened. Maybe she needs a listener in her life!! (literally also why is my comfort food pizza and pho...also instant noodles LOL) (not to be weird but i'm wondering if she's asian bc as an asian myself, I swear every asian girl I know that owns a dog named them coco LOL)

I bet she found the things you rambled on so interesting tho. Literally they're so niche and she for sure learned new things LOL

omg y'all shared ice cream??????? that's so gay i love it. That's basically indirect kissing LSKJFDLSDLSLKDJF damn she forreal is a smooth operator, you better watch out before you have a heart attack😂

But this is so cute and i'm so happy there's a good update! Exciting there's another date and she'll plan it. I am totally curious what she's planning to do 👀

I genuinely don't feel like I did much for you as it was really all you!!! You really just set out to do what you wanted deep down and it makes me so happy it worked out <3 be gay & thrive so that we may all live vicariously through you <3

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

RAYHSIIisushshjdiJWJWISIH MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS SO MUCH BETTER NOW?!?! I'VE BEEN GOING TO BED AT AROUND 7 PM, AND WAKING UP A 6 AM?!?! LIKE EVEN ON THE WEEKENDS? BRO. BE PROUD OF ME PRAISE ME RN!!! BUT ANYWAYS, I'm feeling SO much better 😋 I think I might make that cheesecake thing I mentioned a few anon asks ago today, and probably clean up a bit. I admit I really let the place go for a sec, dishes have unfortunately piled up a bit 😔

ALSO HELLOOOOO??? MEGUMI AND Y/N?? BRO Y/N NEEDS TO STOP THINKING THAT MEGUMI IS ALWAYS AFTER HER!! 😭😭 POOKS LIKE I GET IT, BUT DAMN?? WTH HAPPENED FOR YOU TO HATE HIM SO MUCH, AND HAVE YOU BELIEVE THAT HE HATES YOU SO MUCH TO THE POINT WHERE HE WOULD WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU?? 💀 I'm SO invested. I woke up a few hours ago and saw that you had posted 2 yesterday, but I was like "its still late so I'm taking my happy ass back to bed, I'll read it when I wake up". It's the first thing I did when I arose from my slumber.

Also the boyfriend thing, he at least acts lovey sometimes, but yeah I get what you're saying 😔💔 I just really REALLY love him, and he'll express his love from time to time. I just don't know if he likes me or is just playing me, it'll be 4 months on the 11th, so I'm hoping that this is just one of those relationship phases and we'll work on it or something 😭 We've been okay for the most part tho, idk relationships are difficult sometimes, but I'm more than willing to go through more than difficult for him 😞 Bro has me folded like I've never been before? Help?

PLEASE THOUGH MY FRIEND AND TEACHERS DYNAMIC IS SO WEIRD?? SHE LITERALLY CALLS HIM A LITTLE GAY MAN 😭 HE LETS HER TOO? SHE EVEN INVITED ME INTO A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO CALL HIM THAT? 💀 She sees him as an older brother, and I could see why, he lwk acts like this other dude I know 😔 I miss you W 💔 But anyways, it's just funny to see them go back and forth with eachother 💀

ANYWAYS. 💀💀 What's your favorite song? 🤔 Tbh I couldn't tell you mine, not that anything is wrong with it, I just FR can't decide what my favorite song is 😭 Having a hard time deciding my favorite color too 💀

ANYWAYS GONNA CLEAN (if I dont procrastinate) SO GOODBYE MY DEAREST AXEL

XOXO 👽

YAYAYYAYA SO PROUD OF U BAEEE!!! SO GLAD UR SLEEPPING SCHEDULE IS GOING GOOD! I HOPE CLEANING GOES WELL N UR CHEESE CAKE COMES OUT YUMMY 😎😎😎

NAH FR LIKE HAS YN EVER THOUGH MAYBE HE ISNT DETERMINED TO MAKE THEIR LIFE A LIVING HELL LIKE THEY THINK HE IS?? 😭😭

bae… idk… i’m still team break up with him even after reading that… cause i feel like it’s usually the opposite four months in where they were rlly sweet before and NOW they’re showing their true colors but also fuck do i know i’m not in ur relationship so take what i say with a grain of salt if u want… DO WHAT U THINK IS BEST ILY !

HELPPP NOT A LITTLE GAY MAN LFMOAOA THATS SO SILLY

ermmmm …. yeah i cant decide either… i love so many songs and i feel like i’m betraying them if i only pick one of them😭😭😭😭

[popculturebuffet]

Final Space: And Into The Fire Review or Now with 110% More Homoerotic Telepathy

Welcome  new and old to my first Final Space review! If you’ve never seen the blog before, and given this is the first “new” series i’ve covered as it come out in some time that’s probably quite a few of you, welcome. I’m Jake, I do recaps and reviews of various animated shows and comics, mostly just stuff I want to do, often on comission (5 dollars an episode if theres any episode of the first two seasons of this show or any episode of any other show you’d like tos ee me cover), or for my patreon patreon.com/popculturebuffet. And it is my utmost honor to add this show to my rotating roster of shows I cover as they come out. 

I friggin love Final Space. I was intrigued by it back when TBS released the animatics alongside Close Enough (Wth the two shows ironically finally together on HBO max as of earlier this month), for their doomed block. I heard a lot of good things about season 1.. and let it get away from me, not watching it till Season 2. But both seasons had more than enough to pull me in with intriguging characters, even greater jokes and a truly unique idea for a premise involving giant monsters, an edltrich god and lots of cookies. 

So while it took an extra year given Covid, I’m super friggin pumped to get into season 3 at long last after the hell of a cliffhanger, especially since ironically last night I saw Steven Yeun’s oscar nominated performance in “Minari”. Now i get to watch him play a cat teenager again too.. and in a few days Mark friggin Grayson. It’s a good week to be a fan of his is what i’m saying and a good week in general. 

Previously on Final Space Yo!: Since it’s been a year and while the series provides  a recap , I’m going to be doing these anyway so:

Our heroes finally got all 5 dimensional keys and freed Bolo, and in the process also freed Avacato from Invictus, the horrifying entity controlling final space. Meanwhile Tribore got Sheryl to stop being a selfish prick and she joined the team trying to be a better mother from now on. But freeing Bolo came at a high cost as Nightfall sacrified herself as the sixth key (KVN was natrually both Gary and Bolo’s first choice, but was inllegible. ) So we ended the season with our heroes entering Final Space and Gary reuniting with Quinn.... while Invictus loomed. So over a year later we finally get some answers so join me under the cut for spoilers, recaps, and homoerotic text ahoy. 

Something i’m doing since both the roster keeps changing.. and as I correctly guessed from the trailer, and the general tone of the promos for this season, that everyone won’t be all together all season.. or even in one piece.. i’ll be doing a silver age style roll call to let us know who all we have on the Team Squad for the episode Roll Call: Gary, Quinn, Avacato, Little Cato, Ash, Fox, KVN, HUE, AVA, Sheryl, Bolo, and Tribore

So we pick up right where we left off, Gary tearfully reuniting with Quinn, with Quinn wishing he hadn’t come for her, and Gary being Gary naturally having ignored that, and actually been more determined since that made it forbidden which made it extra tempting and him want to extra do it. God I missed this glorious idiot let me tell you. 

So things are quickly interrupted by invictus, who turns out to be a giant flaming head.. thing... and chases them and the crimson light, which has to start speeding with our heroes tethered to the outside, Quinn holding onto Gary. 

So we get one hell of a thrilling chase as the Crimson Light outspeeds the demon head and runs into two titans, but Bolo shows up to take out one, with Mooncake trying his dimension shattering blast thingy on Invictus.. and naturlaly g ven this is the big bad we need to show off how horrying they are, and it does NOTHING. But Gary catches his little buddy so we’re alright. 

Sheryl also shows off her badass bonafieds by LIGHTFOLDING THROUGH A TITAN... granted she still has some parenting skills to learn as “lightfolding while your son is hanging out the back through an edltrich god” really isn’t a motherly thing to do.. but neither is trying to murder your child several times or blaming him for how shitty your life turned out so ANYTHING is a step up for her. 

But.. it’s not enough. While she does manage to kill ONE the Crimson Light is too badly damaged to go on and we get two tragic deaths in one go... The Team Squad is forced to abandon the Crimson Light.. and AVA is too damaged to Upload into HUE. “I’m Sad” “For who?” “For you.. and for us. “ God damn Tom Kenny is amazing. You don’t need me telling you that, but sometimes you need a reminder. 

So our heroes end up on a desolate mystery world, stranded in final space with no ship, no suplies and no hope. The only thing to do now is survivie and hope they can continue the mission at some point. 

ONE MONTH LATER

Things have not gotten any better, as naturally , our heroes have only found weird cartoon eyed worms that regrow their heads when you bite them off. So while this means unlimited food, it’s also disgusting and Garry hates it. “This may be a head but it tastes like a butt”. Quinn and Tribore are with him and Quinn hasn’t been ready to talk about her experiences trapped in this hellscape and still isn’t but being a good dude, Gary dosen’t push her on it. Though the weird red veiny thing on her arm tells me maybe one of you should speed that up before she explodes or gets cronnenburgy. Just saying. I’ll also say i’m not huge on the one month time skip, as while I feel they probably have a reason for being that specific i’ts a bit TOO long and I question why have that long a period of a jump, not the longest but still long enough for things to happen with nothing changingin that time? Still it’s a minor nitpick in an otherwise fantastic episode so I can let it go, I just don’t get it. 

What we do get is some Gary Corpses dropping and Invictius puppeting them... i’m with gary that is bowel openingly scary. I also do like how despite the FAR more dire circumstances, they still get in the requisite shenanigans this series requires. I’ts not to the network mandated subplot levels where it distracts, but it’s enough to help ease the terror of the situation and isn’t around for situations like the opening where it really SHOULDN’T be. As the series always has when something big happens, the bollocks goes away. Once we’re in between we can get back to literal pissing contests, KVN leading a crowd to their deaths and HUE in a pimp hat like god intended. 

So yeah our heroes have to outrun the horrible horde of Gary’s, though Little Cato catches on something’s wrong as Tribore makes gary cary him as foreshadowing for later and Sends mooncake down to asssit. Our heroes escape.. but a cave in happens.

After the break, Gary wakes up confused with the party now split in two: Gary, Quinn, KVN, Tribore and HUE on one side and Avacato, Ash, Fox, Little Cato and Sheryl on the other. So Gary does the logical thing... and take his shirt off telling Avacato to feel him. 

I mean I didn’t even ship them before this scene but... Gary claims because of their bond he can telepahtically connect with Avacato. That’s normal Gary shenanigans.. except not only does he shrug off his girlfriend asking why they can’t do that.. but it WORKS. We have a scene of the two telepahtically talking in a wheatfield that is so homerotic I guarantee there only wasn’t the Careless Whisper sax because they couldn’t afford it.. or their saving it for later this season. Look sometimes you don’t ship a ship because you just.. dont’ care that strongly one way or another and sometimes you just need an incredibly gay scene to see the light. Same thing happened with Weblena same thing here. 

Fox also says “that was glorious to watch” same man. That was freaking art. So our heroes split up into three plots. As usual for me

Team Gary: So yeah... Triobore’s pregnant. No way to really softball into that. He’s been pregnant this whole time. So we get a stupid and mildly horrifying gross out sequence with Gary having to look Triobore in teh eyes and Quinn having to “uncork him”. Which is code for ... you know what i’m not going to say it. If you’ve seen the episode you know and if not your better off not visualizing it trust me. Point is this whole sequence is dumb and the worst part of the episode by far. And the series CAN do good gross out. While Olan Rodgers regrets it, the pissing contest was one of the funniest scenes of season 2, and managed to make a gross idea on paper actually pretty damn funny. This.. this is just “Haha males giving birth and tribore’s an asshole”. There’s no joke here just a .. plug. .. gah.. the vomit is rising let me tell you. 

We do get something good out of this nightmare, Tribore’s son who hatches as the army of gary’s dig their way in, Quanstranstro, who rapidly ages into a stylsih spanish speaking adult badass. He is fucking awesome and a great addition to the team and the sheer.. oddity of his birth is wonderful even if the actual birthing was not. Then the climax happens so before that. 

Team Avacato:

Avacato and Co come across a sleeping giant robot cyborg .. thingy. Naturally Fox wakes him up. Little Cato remains not suprised. It occelates between panicking over it’s legs being gone and amenisa and is pretty damn funny. It’s voiced by John Dimagio. But it gets serious as we find out nothing has ever made it out of final space, and things.. change the longer there there. And Quinn’s been there several months if not a year. Whuh oh. This part is much better both due to better jokes and plot advancment.. though again Quanstrano is still fucking amazing. 

Team Bolo: Bolo meanwhile returns and fights a titan, and has mooncake help him rather htan join the others, but looses, hitting the planet with his body.. I mean he might not get back up.. but the impact shatters the caverns and causes an explosion. Everyone but Gary, Quinn, KVN and HUE are MIA, as our remaining party find earth floating overhead. 

TO BE CONTINUED> 

Final Thoughts: A decent start to the season. Like I said the whole birthing sequence can die in a fire and reminds me of the terrible comedy subplots adult swim wanted grafted onto two episodes.. but otherwise it’s a tense stark opener that sets up the bleak tone while still keeping the series rediciulous shenanigans in tact. It’s the perfect welcome back after so long. I mean the gay telepathy alone would make it a winner. 

Next Time on This Blog: We dive into a little history with HIsteria. See you at the next rainbow. 

[magiccallie]

So I wrote down my thoughts as i watched through most of Season 2 of Scooby Doo Mystery Inc, and would like to share them, major spoilers below cut

Notes of Season 2 of Scooby Mystery Inc Shout out to this jock bully(?) who upon encountering a monster threatening a girl, did no hesitate to take on said monster, recuse said girl, and protect her as they escape Fred really needs to talk to someone about his new parents, who are now living in his house with him???? The house of the man who took him from them?????? Bronson might not be exactly straight looking at how he acted around the old mayor vs the new one, but *shrugs* Jock Strikes again, is this gunna be the twist? That''s a really douchy twist to pull a stunt like this Love how-I mean this is just the plan. He wanted girls too so he set up the same scenario. Is this extra set up by the parents to get him to trust them that is some next level douchery/ Scratch that on Bronson, omg Oh shit starting with a furry attack this is going to be a weird episode the gang's meta knowledge coupled with their sure willingness to go along with tropes and shit makes for great dialogue oh *oh* this is the episode where we get a peak to see just how big the picture is, love the lore building. knew this episode was gunna be good is that a demon? the furry isnt the mosnter??? ummm...weve been getting hints, are things getting real? so we've established motive for why someone whould want this plavce closed, but actually tangent but dont a lot of these monsters that they encounter seem like, weirdly powerful and mobile for costumes oh there's the furry that red aura is a...the things that happen around it are something deeper it seems. fascinating. is the red just representative of fire hallucinations? those seemed a bit real in effect for hallucinations... this guy, like my manager, needs to hire a little more staff occult magic book falls from the library to gang, and no one is as concerned as they should be nazi robot nazi robot get BJ on the phone Cassidy is the kinda retired PC that the players can strive to be Shit is getting real quick isnt it. Wait is that a seal. does Cassidy die? I know about a certain other death that makes me sad, but i dont want Cassidy to die too this episode is a rollercoaster of odd events weird hologram disguise for Paraclese is nifty Seeing the tragic fate of past groups is...well obviously sad oh dear, she does die huh its super low key, but it plays at the terrifying corrupting ordeal of the eldritchstuff really well with the lore notes bear troubles oh that badge...is that where they buried him? that's...kinda grim they have stealth suits and killer nazi robots? why have the evil guys not won yet? there is a bomb and they are not evacuating. There is a BOMB and they are not evacuating oh the bear can talk, how dare i assume that a bear is incapable of speech the bear is a twunk, scratch that, still a bear, is...he doing a christiphor walkin impersonation? aaand that’s enough for tonight, starting fresh later We're back, 13 more episodes oh so were getting into why i don’t like astrology Enigma machine omg. sorry, im a sucker for bits like that i wanna have long white hair too, i could rock that look How does Paraclese still have an accent after all these years? It is like destiny's Rasputin and just a stubborn superiority complex? something about visiting villains you can talk to in a prison is-ohp thats just all of um huh, cameo episode- err, anyways, it just paints a delightful scene about the relationship of the protags and antags and villainy as a whole in the world well this is horrific, throw some brownish red stuff around and it would be a silent hill scene update: still gay Thirteen more episodes and they have the disk...that does not bode well for what is going to happen the writer's willingness to reference other hannah barbara characters/shows is great oooo anticaptilism, BF is scoring points excuse me???? cyborg dragon girl???? he cant even call her by her name through most of the episode wtf??????? see now im at the point i gotta ask, is this a real ghost thing, or a fake ghost thing? ah i understand now youd think he would be more willing to explain to th-there we go so the animal companians are more suceptible, but they all have the risk Paraclese talking about these cattle is every gm talking about their homebrew monsters omg writers wth was that conclusion for the cattle im dying sk-ska zombies. ska. zombies. i can pick it up oh like the dancing plauge but worse, nifty these ghosts are rude boys, like, thats actually one of their names. And just caught that it the band name is skatastic oh they mentioned the dancing plauge, thank you wtf 101 the 'lighthearted' tone of this episode speaks dark tidings about the horrors to come aaah, hex girls, omg oh damn, update again: still hella gay bards duels be like, but for real loving this more and more young me is crazy about having the hex girls interact with a magicy thing like the disks, the rest of me is concerned at the events that are taking place scooby agrees, and his dog girl friend...well that was something Ricky displaying increasing regrets is not going to do good things for his lifeespectancy ohp then he drags in the other two well, i didnt see that coming for the criminal identity this little girl just had her mom ditch her for a stranger that robbed them, the heck i should probably eat dinner at some point, or like, anything at somepoint... calling it now, this guy is a circus performer/stunt driver, and if he is the random hired british poolboy it is a fake accent he's lureing women away with emotional intemacy. thats funny in itself, btu that they accept so readily still isnt normal oh and apparently kinks, lured with kinks so hes going to be the librarian dude then?? maybe? k, so at least i got that o.o O.O, well, that was quite the lead up and explanation food on plate, depresso in heart, ready to continue so they have to know right? like, this is a planned trap since Fred is 'the only one who knows where it is' doesnt explain Fred though, or how the fake acts "jeepies you found my scarf" oh there it is, they are after the info from him and its all fake, not some hell vision to show why he has to suceed Fred knew first? good on him plastic surgery, holy crap, next level villainy here holy shit they're all in puragoty thanks to the corrpution?????? Going back to early about the horrifying nature of all this. it is just so immensly sad watching them go through these bits. Cool, but sad. Velma demonstrating why thinking and understanding are not always good in eldritch horror games so he's got a guilt complex? heart felt talk with Mayor Dad awwww, poor Velma doesnt think she's pretty guessing...well id say the wife of Enrique but that seems too easy some how, stiill shes the only offered suspect beside Enrique himself thus far *deep sigh* i will never guess any culprit i bother to write down correctly would be a real move of the writers to Uzumaki the town two day deadline given, props to velma for having the foresight to model the disks in a digital format incase theyre lost mad max mystery machine sounds like a doom metal synth wave fusion song things are going too well... How many giant evil doors will this lair have? alchemy. of course. should have guessed. is...is this the episode where Marcie...oh no oh at least shes trying good on her, she's going down in style and flame... oh. ya know, even knowing it was coming and talking it up a sentence before, not a happy event this is a nifty dungeon last episode, hell of an opening/recap wh-what fghaseguk this went batshit didnt it. i wish i had the willingness to write at unhinged as these writers one more media that i am surpised didnt end in a poly relationship this climax is eerily familiar to the live action movies at times and then they all died and went to heaven aww Rickee and Cassidy *and* Velma and Marcie, aww, my heart will heart to think about that one for long, but awwwww Miskatonik University, or however the heck it is said. i thought it was going to be a one off joke but wasn't expecting that.

[lucyyh]

Ranting: Arrow 7x13

Ok, this was one hell of a ride!

I love the episode. Truly. The newbies didn't annoy me, Digg didn't annoy me (much) and Stan The Fan is one hell of a bad guy!!

William, Oliver and Felicity:

The first scene was funny, with Felicity telling Oliver he shouldn't give pancakes to Will until they talked...Oliver's little "after pancakes or..." yes, I laughed the three times I watched the scene. It's just hilarious, and pretty much confirmation that Felicity is the boss of those boys. Second part, the whole conversation...it was heartbreaking. You can see the toll it took on William what Oliver's decision did. He is lost, angry and hurt. He needs some stability, and he is not getting it with Oliver and Felicity. Him calling his grandparents was his way of having some control over the situation, and basically asking for help to the people he sees the most stable and safe in all this mess...

The dinner...you could feel the tension there, and Felicity trying to diffuse the situation. Oliver of course, can resist his wife, because that little smile here?

Man, even when you are hurting you can't help but smile when your wife says something cute or funny.

I'm gonna be honest: I don't like that he left. At all. I felt like once again, the writers are losing an opportunity to solve this conflict in an organic, real  way ...shipping him off to his grandparents (even if he wanted to go), it feels like the easiest solution.

It gave us some really great father-son scenes...Jack has grown up so much, and improve his acting skills a lot, to the point where he played his scenes with Stephen beautifully. It made me teared up everytime they fought, and that final scene? it killed me.

Little bit about the grandparents: You do not have the right to throw in Oliver's face how he was absent for most of Will's life, when it was your daughter the one who decided to tell him she had lost the baby. You don't. Your daughter took the chance of being a present father for him for too long. So now that he is struggling, you don't get to judge him.

I'm really hoping we see William again.

Stan The Fan:

MY GOD STAN, YOU AWESOME LIL' PSYCHO.

I love him, seriously. He is everything a good villain should be: terrifying, cunning, crazy, sneaky and intelligent. The best villain we have had since Adrian  Chase. I bet he could have killed Diaz in 0,00001 seconds.

He was scary, and the scene in the house? oh my, yes! writers, you did good with all the creepiness and anticipation. That was some grade A writing. Usually is so difficult to write horror, but here? yes, yes, good shit, good shit. I love terror movies/shows/books, but most of what's out there is pretty meh. This was not.

How Dinah got her scar surprised me. I was expecting it to be the anti vigilante task force in the future to give it to her, so it was an "Oohhhh" moment whe Stan came out of nowhere and almost killed her.

The last scene with The Smoak-Queens and Stan. WOW. I watched the episode twice and still it gave me the chills!. He was absolutely nuts, and I feared he could hurt Felicity at any given moment. To his bad luck Smoak-Queens are baddasses that work together even when paralized. Great team work!

Curtis:

Gotta say, I was expecting him to die. I wouldn't be sad about it...because everytime he was on my screen I was rolling my eyes or yelling at him for being a self-righteous idiot. But finally the writers did him some good: I empathize with him, and he was damn right in how he viewed A.R.G.U.S. Sorry Digg, but you are delusional if you think A.R.G.U.S. is doing good. You are seeing what you want to see, not what the agency really is.

I think it was a good solution to send him away, without killing him off (the  favorite solution from the writers to get rid of characters). And he'll go to do some good. It was a great goodbye.

BTW writers: saying a character gay is not enough. That the love interest says they will go on a date, is not enough. Them sharing a fucking scene in 13 episodes, IS NOT ENOUGH. Not knowing what happened with that relationship, after you send the character away, IF FUCKING AWFUL.

That's not representation. That's you preaching about it, without investing time and effort on it.

Flashforwards:

Ok, confirmation of what we already knew. Love Will's face when Mia told him if he had a romance with Felicity XDDD. And when he said she was his mom? I LOST IT. I made an oinsssssss noise that lasted longer than necessary XDDD.

Mia's anger against the vigilantes...does that means the team once again  abandoned Felicity? I'm starting to think they did.

Love JJ here. Although he shouldn't have left Roy and Dinah alone.

Olicity:

They have scenes together YAY!!! the conversation in the kitchen...it was painful. And necessary. Felicity was right: they needed to think about what Will needed, even if it broke their hearts...

Now, Oliver. Look at your wife goddammit. This is lasting too long. Seriously.

And...Olicity baby! who was surprised? not me XDD. I think the only thing it actually surprise me, was the time. I was kinda expecting this was announced at the end of the season, not now. But still. We knew there was going to be a baby at some point, and it seems it arrived. It's a good moment? I don't think so, but that's just me.

I have to be honest: I was pretty...what's the word? neutral about the baby. I didn't care if they had children, or if they never had. It's not something I worried about, or demanded. For me, a family doesn't need a child to be a family. It kinda bothers me when people feel that they aren't complete if they don't have kids, and in fiction, a lot of times it feels like they have kids  to fulfill this fantasy: the family with 2.5 kids, a dog and a white picket-fence house. And...no.  There's different realities, different families. I think it's time to accept that.

That's it. I love the episode. I can't believe we'll have to wait three weeks for the next one. WTH.

[momo-de-avis]

Hi! So, this may be a bit of a weird question and seem a bit childish but wth why not. So, i'm 22 and i've never had sex. I've had girlfriends and we've done stuff, but for one reason or another it just never got to that. I know that age and sex shouldn't be related things in this prespective but (1/2)

when your friends are all in long-term relationships, when our society revolves so much around sex, it's hard not to feel shitty when thinking about the subject, to not feel like there's something wrong with you and that nobody will ever want you like that, that somehow you're being left behind. Any advice? I hope this doesn't make me seem like a terrible person lol (2/2)

It doesn’t make you seem like a terrible person at all. Its perfectly normal to have those doubts and insecurities, MORE SO in our society that pressures you to have, like, experience in sex, whatever the hell that means.

I don’t know what I can say that will feel like ‘this will work’ but I’ll try my best. One thing that I remember happening a lot was, for example, in nights out when people started playing games of like Never Have I Ever which inevitably end with sex questions. Me? I was the dumb fuck who went ‘NEVER HAVE I EVER BRUSHED MY TEETH’, ‘NEVER HAVE I EVER TOUCHED A HORSE’ and people were like ‘what the fuck ana what’s the point’ and I would just ‘drink up, I just wanna see you plastered’. Instead of being the person that kind of tried to remind people that I never had sex contrary to them, I was going sort of the other way around. Reminding them that maybe everyone around them wasn’t solely focused on sex as a priority, nor did their personalities or identities relied on it, so like, maybe ease a little on the games.

Also, if you can, surround yourself with more positive people. That is, IF you feel the people around you might be reinforcing these negative thoughts, maybe because they say stupid shit like ‘you’re a prude’ (something people love saying for no reason). I remember at one point the ‘games that are played solely for people to spit out their sexual experiences’ suddenly transformed into ‘people sharing their experiences in a constructive way’ to a point where we’d be having conversations about sex with gay men, lesbians, women who had sex with like 3 different guys a week, people who were virgins, people who were in a relationship for very long, etc. And it was very constructive and there was never any judgement. Surrounding yourself with caring people who are open minded and enjoy listening as much as they enjoy speaking is a very positive experience, and I assure you it will make you feel included. And I think, in my case, at a certain point it also taught me to stand up further down the road whenever some douchebag tried to play smart.

Society is a dick in this respect. I genuinely don’t know where this idea that it’s not normal for people to be a virgin in their mid 20s came from because from my experience it’s so, so normal. But there is a pressure, yeah. In some respects, I think it’s even bigger on men than on women, but for entirely different reasons and I suppose it depends on the environment. College I believe can be very toxic on this mindset, because it can be an absolute sausage fest and sometimes it needs a lot of boundaries to like, chill a little.

And I know comparing ourselves to others is very difficult NOT to do. It’s honestly something that takes time and we have to find ways of overcoming and learn new tools to stop ourselves from doing it. You have to shift the focus to yourself. There is NOTHING wrong with you. No matter what you think the issue is. ‘Oh you’re picky’ someone might say---that’s not... bad. That’s another way of saying ‘you have very well established goals and a very secure sense of basically what you want in a partner and that partner hasn’t showed up yet’. I hate using the word picky because of that. You’re not behind anything, I promise you. People take their time for everything, but it’s a complicated process to accept that when society puts a damn time table on nearly everything. But you’re not behind, you’re living your life and you’re doing it at your own rhythm.

Also, when people are in long term relationships while our last up to a year, we have to acknowledge those are two very different cases to compare. I say this as a person who made that mistake. I remember once playing never have i ever and everyone was like ‘i had sex in a public bathroom!!!’ and shit like that and I was the only one who hadn’t done any of those things. I kept joking saying ‘exCUSe me if I enjoy the comfort of a bed!!!!’ then one of the guys turned to me and said ‘but all these weird experiences I’m sharing, they were the result of a 5 year long relationship, it’s not something you just... do, most of the times. I did because at that point, we had enough trust to try it out’. At that point, my longest relationship was 6 months and it really, really put me in perspective. Now that I’ve been in a 3 year long relationship, I finally understand what he meant. It’s not even a matter of time takes you there, it’s a matter of having enough trust with the person, and when that person is around, it might take 3 months, 1 month, 1 day, 1 year to go right to the fucking!!!! Doesn’t matter at all. People are different and communication is key. it’s interesting because one thing that happened to me in my current relationship as well as my last was that we were both on different rhythms. And there was a time when we though, yeah babey get nakey, but then nothing happened not because we were rushing, but because we weren’t synchronized. And it turned out, a few more weeks were needed. And because these were both guys, they were feeling that pressure of ‘I’m a man, this should be easy for me’ but sometimes it isn’t. You have to let your mind settle, and your partner’s duty is to support you and say ‘it’s alright, I’m here when you’re ready, let’s chug down some pudding in the meantime’ or something...

And if people try to find reasons for virginity in this day and age just.. Bruh, it just didn’t happen. Like, I feel like now I’m saying something not to you but a wider audience lmao but: sometimes it just doesn’t happen. It just doesn’t. There’s no mysterious reason, no psychological explanation, no astrological projection like, no Jupiter was not on the right house or whatever, it just didn’t happen. It just didn’t get there. 

It’s a process. I mean, me saying over and over ‘there’s nothing wrong with you!!!!!’ might come out as shallow, or just not mean anything to you. Because it comes from within. It’s how you feel. So I insist on this: it’s a process, no matter how many times I say it. Shift the focus to yourself. Take the chance to look at what you haven’t experienced yet to understand what you would like to experience. Try to absorb the positive side of this sex-driven society. Listen to others and learn the lesson from that. To quote a very good friend of mine, ‘I learned with other people’s mistakes’ lmao but what I mean is a mantra I have in my life that’s helped me a lot in certain identity crisis: eliminate what I don’t want. And hey, I’m saying this and maybe you’re over there reading and thinking ‘done that already’, and if that’s the case, good!!!!! But be kind to yourself as well! Radiate the energy you want to feel around you! Tell yourself every day: there is nothing wrong with me. There are so, so many people out there like me, and none of us are weird or out of the norm, we’re just who we are.

If you want it to hapen, it will happen. Be kind to yourself, treat yourself the way you deserve and demand that from others. Sharpen your senses when you’re out there looking for the one, the ones or maybe even nobody in particular. Be safe and nurture what little confidence you find inside yourself. Transform your insecurity. If you want to get your mind off the subject, find activities you enjoy, like a hobby or whatever pleases you, or learn something new--just something that can keep you busy in the long term (again, I say this as someone with a tendency to like.. obsess over minor stuff)

So like this is very vague, I know. And I hope it does help in one way or another. You’re a wonderful person anon, this society is tailored to shitty ideals and a lot of people fall prey to it. We really, REALLY need to normalize the idea of not being in a relationship in your twenties, not having had sex, not being engaging in sex... We really need to normalize all of that because it is normal, it’s so normal that I kind of felt at one point that I was being lied to, you know. Because I’ve met way more people that don’t fit the standards than the opposite. So like, whatever this society is dictating, that’s what’s not normal. 

I think you’re already halfway there anyway, because it seems to me you acknowledge these issues with a clear conscience. It’s only a matter of acceptance, and that’s the hard work. that’s why I insist: be kind to yourself!! And remember I am rooting for your success and for you to get what you want, anon. Live your life the way you want to, practice good and tell yourself.I’m a cool ass human being. And oh god I hope this helped in some way!! ❤❤

[pxiao]

Yeah I pretty much agree but if I want to say my general feelings. I hate Jud//ai the least of the three and if given the chance would beat him to death along with Yusa//ku. I mean Yu//ma is just a kid so he gets some more leeway from me.

Ok essentially Ju//dai is at the end of the day a selfish prick and he has always been a selfish prick. He’s ok in BBT but that’s because he’s the least focused of the three protagonists. And I’ll be honest I don’t think Ju//dai is gay or straight or any sexuality really because the only person he loves IS HIMSELF. He barely has enough care to think about his friends and even then if it doesn’t align with his desires, he doesn’t care. He doesn’t have it in him to pay attention to others enough to be physically attracted to anyone and I don’t mean that he’s asexual. No that’s insulting to actual asexual people as they still care about people! Ju//dai never grows up despite what GX likes to tell us. Ju//dai is a selfish jerk that doesn’t care enough of his friends to help them if it doesn’t benefit him and he ENDS the show that way. Doesn’t help that he seriously hogs the screentime in his show. His biggest flaws is his hero complex, his self-centered nature and just how lazy he is as a person and I don’t mean schoolwork either. The fourth season he was supposed to be researching Darkness and he SAT ON HIS ASS THE ENTIRE TIME TILL THEY ATTACKED! Au///stin DID ALL THE WORK! Season 3 is all about how he needs to grow up because everything comes to easy to him which is just faux-philosophy at the end of the day. Essentially they’re saying his flaw is HE HAS NO FLAWS! But at the end of the day Judai is just an aggreving character and doesn’t do any real harm. While his fandom worships him, they mostly stay in their own lane. So he’s easy to ignore. 

Yu//ma is also a dumbass douche like Ju/dai but like ten times stupider. His main issue is he’s just static so instead of maturing and growing, he just makes the same mistakes over and over. Despite the show saying that he’s nice and kind, he’s got a lot of douchey moments for no other reason than for bad comedy. Like he made Ko//tori get off from the rollercoaster control ride thing to have a serious duel and promises to get her when the duel is over and legit forgets about her. Leaving her stranded in an amusement park and only remembers when he’s eating dinner. After two of his friends, one of which is his BEST FRIEND no less were traumatized by a duel they had which HE SAW, Yu//ma went about the next day not giving a shit and walking around. And for As/tral when he gave up one of the Number cards for a kid that needed luck for an operation, he IGNORED As/tral’s worry that Yu//ma wasn’t going to get it back. Considering each number card is part of As//tral’s MEMORIES, it’s rather cruel to essentially ignore his reasonable fears about losing part of his identity FOREVER. But he is a 13 year old and yeah we can all be jerks and idiots. So I’m not going to be AS hard on Yu//ma as Jud//ai. But Yu//ma’s still an asshole. The issue is he has a legit flaw to him that the show just tries to say is really a strength. His naivete. There is a BIG difference between optimism and naivete and Yu//ma is very much the latter. Yu//ma honestly believes that if you DUEL with someone you’re friends now. Even if a duel is a conversation, I don’t become friends with everyone I talk to. See how dumb that idea is. Yu//ma also believes in everyone EVEN IF THEY HAVE HURT YOU AND INTEND ON HURTING YOU. Like wth Ve//ctor whose first real interaction with Yu//ma was trolling him to break his friendship with As//tral and very nearly killed him and his friends. And since then Ve//ctor has continued to be a sadistic freak that keeps trying to murder him and then he tries to save Ve//ctor and after Ve//ctor revealed it he was planning on letting Yu//ma die to save his own skin, Yu//ma was FINE WITH IT. And then the show KEEPS ON PRAISING HIM FOR HAVING A HEART THAT TRUST OTHERS WITHOUT ANY QUESTION. AND THAT’S FUCKING STUPID. I don’t think we should automatically think everyone in the world is evil and wants to harm you but going the exact opposite is just as dumb. Not everyone is kind and wants what’s best for you and if you aren’t careful, you will be used and be hurt. I hate Yu//ma more because he teaches a HORRIBLE lesson to kids about overly trusting. And it’s not fun watching him as his dueling is stale. He use his monsters just to power up Hope and if that doesn’t work, he cheats a card with Shinin//g draw.  And his fans are also annoying thinking he’s better than Yu///ya, which is 10000% wrong but in general they’re not a big issue due to Yu//ma mostly being rather unpopular.  

OH YU/SAKU or PM. I LOATHE HIM WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING. Like you said, he’s bland and that’s the nicest thing we can say about him. At least Ju/dai and Yu//ma had personalities, PM doesn’t even have that. He’s just PSTD kid with no background or interests. He’s at best character traits of stoic. His “comedy” isn’t funny and more just sudden shut ups. Everyone in the show worships him, that’s a literal fact of the dumbass show. And the worst part of it is, HE DOESN’T DESERVE ANY OF THIS SHIT. He’s honestly not that good of a duelist since he didn’t actually make his deck and even then he rarely wins duels with just the cards in his deck. THE VAST MAJORITY OF HIS DUELS ARE WON BY CHEATING A NEW CARD. His strategy is basic power up my monsters and try to get my LP lower than 1000 to use my skill. His PM design is ugly, everything goes his way and his deck is pure shit. The only decent card is Firewall and that’s banned so he doesn’t even have that anymore. He’s not that smart as he’s gotten into PLENTY of TRAPS because he rushed in head first. He’s not active at all with him being at best reactionary to threats even in season 1 despite him wanting revenge. THE ONLY THING HE DID OF HIS OWN INITIATIVE was storming SOL and even then nothing came out of it as he couldn’t decode the Ignis code. Narrative there is no reason to like him as he RARELY CARES ABOUT OTHERS. When G//o first turned against him, he didn’t care at all and went about his mission. Great way to show he cares about the people he worked with. HELL the next time he sees G//o, he brings up that they used to work together SO WHY DOES HE SUDDENLY CARE???? BUT THE WORST THING HE DOES IS SEND THE WORST MESSAGE TO PEOPLE SUFFERING FROM MENTAL SICKNESS. He says after his trauma, he got counselling but it didn’t work and he gave up on it and allow me to say this. FUCK YOU YOS//HIDA! As someone that had to take treatment due to mental illness that means Yu//saku is a wimp. My therapist told me this, “the treatment only works as well as you try.” I’m not saying all therapists are good but since Yu/saku apparently only tried ONE THERAPIST, he concluded it didn’t work and stopped. HE’S GIVING THE IDEA THAT THERAPY DOESN’T WORK. AND LET ME TELL YOU FUCK THAT SHIT, HE’S TEACHING PEOPLE THAT THERAPY DOESN’T WORK TO A COUNTRY THAT ALREADY DOESN’T LIKE THERAPY, WRITTEN BY A MIDDLE AGED MAN WHO PROBABLY DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT. THIS IS A SHIT LESSON AND PLENTY OF HIS FANS USE YU//SAKU TO NOT GET BETTER AND STAY MISERABLE! HE’S A HORRIBLE CHARACTER AND TEACHES THE WORST LESSON EVER AND HE CAN GO DIE IN A DITCH FOR ALL I CARE. 

Also his fans are annoying, they cuddle him and act like he’s great when he’s really nothing but a projector. And if anything his fandom is shrinking just to them realizing how boring he is. I would say about 90% of his fans are Data/storm/shippers and they’re their own bag of stupidity. 

[takealottodragmeawayfromreddie]

Morning!Reddie headcanons

—Winter is absolutely the best thing ever because they always wake up spooning.

—Richie will hug Eddie from behind and they’ll just lay there in their cozy cove made of sheets and pillows, warm and pure and in love.

—Richie likes to think he always wakes up first, but, actually, Eddie just likes to pretend he’s asleep so Richie will snuggle him for a little more.

—Of course, since it’s Richie, he will usually grab Eddie’s butt and stuff. And Eddie will just take it and cuddle because he lowkey loves it? And early in the morning is the only time of the day he doesn’t have to pretend he hates it? Yeah.

—Richie, obviously, notices how much he likes it. So he just leaves his hand there and everything is perfect and domestic and dreams do come true, until he, also pretending to be asleep and with the clear intention of waking Eddie up, whispers “Eds would kill me if he found out about us, hm, Mrs. K?”

—And Eddie just… do you remember that Spongebob episode when Spongebob would get into Squidward’s bed and Squidward was so sleepy that he just allowed it? And when he notices what’s going on his eyes suddenly open wide in such a memeish way? That’s Eddie’s reaction everytime Richie murmurs something like “gotta love that ass of yours, Mrs. K”.

—"DUDE, WHAT THE HELL". Sitting up and ruining all the magic bc seriously wth.

—"Oh, there you are, Eds. Sorry, same old dream I’ve been having everynight since we hit puberty".

—Eddie barely represses a psychotic tic of his right eye as Richie explodes in a uncontrollable laugh and puts his arms around him and pulls him to his chest (Eddie lowkey can’t breath and will beat the shit out of him with his clueless, bare hands if he doesn’t let go of him).

—But he doesn’t let go, he just lets him raise his head a bit so he won’t die suffocated. He’s still on top of Richie with him holding him down. And they stare into each other eyes and it’s so perfect.

—Obviously, Richie can’t see, so Eddie, trying to avoid every chance of a sappy, awkward moment happening, takes the glasses from the nightstand and roughly puts them on his face, saying something like “you look stupid trying to see without them”.

—But he’s clearly lying bc Richie looks so cute in the mornings when he makes an effort to see bc he’s to lazy to stretch out an arm to get his glasses and aAaAaAaAAAAA why is he like this Eddie is internally screaming.

—"You like me stupid", Richie smirks and Eddie just… melts. But of course he can’t admit it, so he rolls his eyes and let himself be flipped and pushed down to the bed by Richie’s weight.

—More cuddles!

—Eddie yawns and Richie just… melts. Like, so cute! And he holds him there and starts saying fluffy stuff and kissing all over his face.

—"Such a… *peck on the forehead* cute… *nuzzle on the neck* little thing… *peck on the cheek* aren’t you? *kiss on the temple* Soft… *peck on the other cheek* sleepy… *peck on the nose* boy… *peck on the lips* cute… *kiss* cute… *kiss* cute! *super hardcore and sweet smooch*

—Eddie feels in heaven. But he can’t let this damage his reputation of chaotic evil, so he puts his hand on Richie’s face, pushes him back so he can get out from under him and says “morning breath”, getting out of bed.

—He starts looking into the closet for his clothes and Richie lies down on his stomatch and whines into the pillow like a dying whale.

—"Edssss, why do you have to leave meeee"

—"I’m not leaving you, we always leave together. But it’s late and you know it. So get up".

—"But I don’t wanna go to work. It’s booooriiiing".

—"You work at the radio station because you chose it".

—"But, baby, it’s cold outside".

—"You’re a fucking child".

—"You work at a children hospital. I just prepare you for that".

—"I work at a children hospital but I’m not your babysitter".

—"That’s what you think".

—They argue until Eddie is ready and Richie finally agrees he’s getting out of bed (they have this rule that says they only cancel plans before one of them is fully dressed, so he can’t do nothing about it and he just accepts his fate as an adult).

—As Richie gets ready in front of their mirror, he usually pulls Eddie with him and wraps his arms around his waist and rests his chin on his shoulder, making him look at himself in the mirror and telling him “look at how cute that guy is! Oh, and is that devilish handsome man behind him his husband? It looks like he is!”

—Eddie just laughs and rolls his eyes. And then Richie says “just brushed my teeth. No morning breath anymore” like he won some strategy game and Eddie says “ok” and gives him a quick kiss over his shoulder before leaving the room.

—Richie always makes breakfast bc the only thing he can cook is hotcakes. Still, he’s so careless and messy that Eddie would rather do it himself.

—The thing is… they don’t have that much time. So Eddie’s boss (who is a cool guy, but he likes things being well done) calls him and Eddie lies saying he’s stuck in the traffic.

—Richie will catch up the conversation and start making street noises and scream things like “LEARN HOW TO DRIVE, ASSHOLE! OH, YEAH? YOU WANNA FIGHT? GET OFF OF THAT CAR AND FACE ME”. And Eddie tries so hard not to laugh.

—It’s all okay until Richie’s lack of attention while cooking backfires and he accidentally lands his hand on the stove and ScReAmS.

—Eddie worries about it, but, most important, he almost drops his phone and when he handles it back his boss asks for an explanation. Then diva!Richie takes the stage.

—"EDS, WATCH OUT, AN OLD LADY, OH NO, YOU’RE ON THE SIDEWALK, YOU’RE ON THE FUCKING SIDEWALK!!! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, AM I GONNA DIE? I DON’T WANNA DIE! OH, NO, THE POOR OLD LADY! THE KIDS!!! LOTS OF KIDS EVERYWHERE, THEY ONLY WANTED TO GET TO SCHOOL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. Look, here comes the ambulance! *takes the phone and starts to scream to it* WEEE OOOH WEEE OOOOH! Thank God, we’re saved! OH NO THE CAR IS ON FIRE! THERE’S DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE! WHY GOD WHY?! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US! WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO US! WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG? WHEN WILL GOD HAVE MERCY ON THESE POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS! Myhandhurtsgoodbye". Click.

—Eddie looks ready to kill him but his poor baby burned his hand and he needs help so fanny pack powers activated you’re so in trouble Richard we’ll talk about it where does it hurts honey.

—When they take care of his hand, they sit to have breakfast. And, even when all the domestic magic is back, they’re in a bit of a hurry. So Eddie makes the mistake of telling him to eat fast and Richie fucking ROLLS UP his hotcake and starts eating it like it’s a burrito.

—"RICHIE WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN’T EAT HOTCAKES LIKE THAT".

—"Oh, sorry *still chewing*, forgot the syrup *grabs the syrup bottle and directly puts half of its content into his mouth*“.

—”…“ *dies*

—"Want some, Eds?”

—"…“ *dies again*

—”…“ *smile full of food and syrup*

—"Beep beep, Richie”.

—Since the hospital where Eddie works is on the way to the radio station, Richie always gives him a ride.

—They cruise the town in his shining classic car with 80s music blasting on the stereo or Richie’s voice changing the lyrics of famous TV shows themes.

—Tozbraks, meet the Tozbraks, they’re the modern gay age family. From the town of Derry, Maine, they’re a page right out of gaystory���

—"You can’t put the word ‘gay’ in every song and pretend it fits us, Rich".

—"Oh, I can’t, Eds? I can’t? Are you sure? I can’t?“

—"Uh huh”.

—"You’re right. I should put the word 'cute’ if I want it to fit you".

—"Fuck you" *blushes while internally screams*

—When they arrive to the hospital, it’s time to say goodbye. Of course Richie doesn’t need to get out of the car for that, but he does it anyway. And they just hug and kiss at the hospital’s sidewalk, and they don’t care about what anyone could think.

—"See you at dinner, Eds", Richie says as he gets back to the car. “Love ya”.

—"Love you, too, Rich" *InTeRnAlLy ScReAmInG*

—He loves this man so much.

—And he has so many explanations to give to his boss.

[lesbeancats]

here’s a proper vent under a readmore so y’all dont have to see my issues with a certain season 7 if u dont want-sorry to mobile users.

OK SO HERE WE GO FIRST OFF: the baiting has been happening since season one/two ish idrk for certain and WE FINALLY, FINALLY GET CONFIRMATION BUT GUESS WHAT!! SHIRO BEING GAY MEANS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING AND HURTS SO MUCH MORE. No one in canon actually CONFIRMED that Shiro was gay, that’s an outside source shoe horned in baby!!!! Without that context of sdcc and that tweet, Adam being Shiro’s FUCKING PARTNER is COMPLETELY GLOSSED OVER. Adam ONLY appears in flashbacks and says jack shit!!!! He dies like five minutes later!!! Thanks for that super REPRESENTATION VLD CREW :)) WE REALLY APPRECIATE SEEING YET ANOTHER DEAD GAY CHARACTER, ESP ON THIS CHILDREN’S SHOW.  Also the AUDACITY of trying to justify YET ANOTHER DEAD GAY CHARACTER with “no representation is safe” IS DISGUSTING. We hear that ALL THE DAMN TIME.

Every interview in the past two weeks about Shiro being gay is fucking TAINTED as well bc it means NOTHING! It’s not explicitly stated by Shiro or any other character! You can praise yourselves ALL you want VLD crew but none of us are impressed!

not to mention its disgusting that shiro is by far the most tragic, the most tortured, and the most unlucky character on this show and U WANNA MAKE THAT SORT OF CHARACTER UR GAY REP? REALLY? THE MAN WHO LOST EVERYTHING? WHO LOST HIS PARTNER, HIS ARM, HIS LITERAL LIFE? THAT U WANTED TO KILL OFF IN S2 PERMANENTLY? YOU WANNA SHOW OFF HOW MUCH U LOVE TORTURING CHARACTERS BY USING THE GAY REP, HMMMMM,

Ezor and Zethrid had FAR MORE OF A ROMANTIC IMPLICATION THAN ANY OTHER DUMB SHIP ON THIS SHOW AND U KILLED THEM? AFTER MAKING THEM FALL ALL OVER THEMSELVES TO TORTURE THE PALADINS? THANKS VLD CREW, FROM UR LOCAL LESBIAN Also the episode where they were drifting through space was a FANTASTIC opportunity to fucking TALK about all the shitty things y’all promised would get addressed! Like Keith attempting to sacrifice himself to save Voltron! OR LANCE STRAIGHT UP DYING! but noooo we just got Keith snapping at everyone. But it’s ok :)) bc theyre all FRIENDS :)). And FRIENDS get to yell at each other with no consequences.

and wtf was UP with Keith’s justification for sending Lance home? Shipping aside, those two are FRIENDS!!! and Lance is Keith’s impulse control and right hand man. He trusts Lance in battle to think for him but any situation other than that he’s SUPER ANNOYING???? WTH. 

Speaking of Lance WHAT IN THE GODDAMN HELL WAS THAT? HE’S STILL BEING TREATED LIKE SHIT AND WHY GIVE HIM A SHINY NEW UPGRADE HE’S NEVER GONNA USE IN COMBAT? WHAT WAS THE DAMN POINT

oh btw thanks for showing us u REALLY cant write romance of any kind! the direction a////urance is going in is such a disservice to their characters, to fans of the ship. but keep talking about how “romance isnt really a main concern” clearly it is, if its het! clearly it is if its forced!

what in the goddamn HELL was that whole “acxa showing up to the grave” thing????? Keith had maybe like two conversations with her? the majority of the fandom was waiting to confirm that they were SIBLINGS?

how many GODDAMN TIMES do i have to see pidge’s family issues! thought we resolved this when her dad was rescued! 

im sure i have more to complain about imma leave a positive note bc im tired and drained as hell HUNK FINALLY GOT HIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND HE WAS GODDAMN GLORIOUS BLACK PALADIN HUNK DESERVES THE WORLD ANDI LOVE HIM AND HIS ROCK GIRLFRIEND, SHAY. THE ONLY GOOD THING TO COME OUT OF S7 WAS HUNK SHINING LIKE THE BEACON I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS AND  KOSMO GETTING PETS AND LOVE. 

[cupofbrownsugar]

yo @potato-lord-but-not​  guess who’s back wth that gay shit it’s ya girllllllllll

-

Jason and Clarice were busy swooning over a picnic table on the campus grounds as Nick was tossing half of his bag of popcorn to himself and the other half to curious pigeons. 

“Look, he’s just so... like his voice is deep but soft and like... wow.”

“And she’s just like, sooooo smart. And her hair? I’ve never seen anything that looked that soft before.”

They both sighed, staring up at the clouds, as Nick shook his head. “Y’all are fuckin’ simps.” He stuffed another handful of popcorn into his mouth. “And you haven’t even asked them out yet...”

“Look, we’re workin’ up to it... probably...” Jason tilted his head toward Nick as he sat on the table top. “Wait, Nicky, how’d you get into your relationship?”

“Are you kidding me?” Nick asked, “Eric still doesn’t know we’re dating. And we moved in together. I dunno if I’m the person to ask.”

“Wait...” Clarice said slowly, with an amount of growing horror, “Does this mean... that Merwin out of all of us has the best relationship track record?!”

She turned to glare over at the man himself as he walked across the grounds. He noticed and turned to yell, “Ha, GAAAAAAAYYYY!” He then grabbed his boyfriend’s hand. “Hey babe, look how gay they are.” Joey just waved back.

Clarice groaned and turned back to Jason. “I think we’re fucked.”

“I think us not getting fucked is exactly the problem, ‘Reese.”

“Wait...” Nick asked, “Do you guys even know if they’re single? Hell, what if they’re dating each other?”

After a moment of silence in which the two friends seemed to be speedrunning a quarter-life crisis, Jason and Clarice sat up abruptly, looking a militant amount of serious. 

“We do need to do some recon.”

-

“You guys didn’t have to treat us to coffee!” Rachel smiled bright as she sat at their table.

“Yes, we’re happy to spread the knowledge we have to people who want to learn!” Salim grinned as he sat beside her. 

Clarice and Jason shuffled into the other side of the booth (in that order) and passed out their various hot drinks to each other.

“Nah, it’s no big deal, really,” Jason insisted, “It’s the least we could do as thanks, right ‘Reese?” 

“Y-yeah, we’re really grateful to you two, don’t sweat it.” Clarice nodded in agreement. “You guys are saints for being so patient with us.”

Rachel and Salim shared a look and smiled, and the two on the other side of the table felt a mix of both adoration and panic. What if they were together?!

Suddenly, the cafe owner came by with a plate of cookies, placing them on the table. “Here you go, you guys, on the house! It’s always nice to see young couples like this out and about.”

 She walked away, and the four of them all reacted at once.

“C-c-couple?” Jason spluttered out, a deep shade of red.

“Ahaha, us?” Clarice tried to hide her wide grin.

Rachel and Salim just shared another look and a smile, until suddenly, they all seemed to come to the same realization at once. 

“Wait.”

“Um.”

“Are you two dating?”

Both sides of the table asked each other at the same time. Jason and Clarice looked aghast.

“What?! No!!!”

“No no no, nah, we are like, legit gay besties.”

“Hella gay besties.”

“Are we not acting gay enough?!”

“Ah fuck, not again.”

“Wait,” Clarice stopped, and asked, “Are you two dating?”

Again, that fond smile and shared look, but Rachel and Salim shook their heads.

“No,” Rachel said, “We’re just good friends.”

“Yes, we are actually...” Salim chuckled “...‘bi besties’, I suppose?”

“Oh,” Jason and Clarice answered at the same time. 

“That’s cool,” Jason nodded, “Cool cool cool cool cool.”

“Yeah,” Clarice swallowed. “Wicked cool.”

“Super cool,” Rachel said with a blush and a grin. “Maybe we can do coffee again sometime.”

“Yeah.” Salim ran a hand through his hair, cheeks ruddy. “I would like that a lot.”

-

“So the coffee recon plan went okay?” Nick asked from the couch with Eric’s head in his lap as they all chilled in the couple’s living room. 

“Hell fuckin yeah!” Jason grinned, upside down on the love seat. “Fuckin’ oorah, Reese, we did it!”

“Yeahhhhhh, they’re both bi and life is sweet,” Clarice said from laying flat on the floor, holding up her fist to bump against Jason’s.

“So...” Nick asked again, “How do you know which one of you they each like?”

Jason and Clarice once again appeared to be having the world’s quickest quarter life crisis. Eric snorted from Nick’s lap. “Nick, you can’t just like, ask someone if they like you. That’s kind of desperate, don’t you think?”

“Yeahhhh...” Nick rolled his eyes as he pet through his boyfriend’s hair. “And how do you feel about me again?”

Eric spluttered and blushed and Nick covered the blond's face with a pillow before grimly looking over to his two friends. 

“I wish you both luck.”

I’ve been thinking about @cupofbrownsugar’s collage au lately nnxjxjxj bro I got collage au brain worms help

[cindyfelicia]

Hi, I hope you’re doing well!! I was just wondering if you read comics? If so could you recommend some/ how to start getting into them? I want to start reading them, but it’s so stressful trying to figure out where to start. Also I love you blog!

Hi there! you’re all manners of sweet and kind thank u my advice abt approaching comics is going for solo runs first, this is how I, personally, did it and it’s way easier than jumping in on team books, or worse events bc they tend to be messier and need more bg info and pre-existing knowledge than a comic that focus on just the one character; I also feel it’s good to start with current or at least recent comics, you can always read the old stuff when you’re better acquainted with how comics work and which characters, artists and writers you like (or can tolerate).

actual recs under the cut because this got so long

i was gonna do a whole list of mcu characters’ solos because most people entry point to comics rn is superhero movies, and hmu if you want that, but instead I think I’m gonna rec you some good comics that are either separated enough from main marvel continuity as to be intelligible without extensive info gathering, or I just think they’re great and worth a bit of confusion (part of starting out reading comics is not knowing fully wth is going on sometimes, but stiking with it for some good art or for characters you love -I’m not gonna go so far as to say for good writing bc that’s just not realistic):

if you like yourself some spider-people:- silk (2015) and vol 2 (2016) are my absolute favorites- I’m not very much into spiderman but I read renew your vows  and it’s lovely,  it’s just not a main universe comic it’s an au where things are as, imo, they should be with ye old web slinger, and it’s good for getting your feet wet in the huge pool of spider-man comics;- I love miss jessica drew (spider-woman) but her solo is……. questionable if someone has a good jess drew intro rec pls tell me so I can pass it on, - miles morales has been written badly in more ways than one but I love him so I suffer, I can direct you without scruples only to his novel tho, absolutely lovely and not written by brian michaelbendis lmao- anya corazon is a really good character that marvel loves to forget it has, let’s not make the same mistake;- black widow 2014 and 2016 and bw: the name of the rose are all good comics (I know technically nat isn’t a spider person but like nothing about spider-woman’s powers screams ‘spider’ either so..

for wakanda I’d say good recent start-ups would be: - black panther (2016), - black panther: world of wakanda (w/ a lesbian couple as protag), - and rise of the black panther (ongoing)

some non x-men team books that are easier to approach as a beginner imho:-young avengers vol 2 (vol 1 has its moments if you want to start from the beginning with them but a lot of it involves the civil war arc and stuff.. also some characters die, the art is less good and I want to protect people from 17’s yo cassie lang’s nipples poking through her shirt.. I wish someone had protected me tbh) -I want to rec some Runaways but besides the current run (which is alright) there’s a lot to be said against the writing in most of the rest of them maybe vol 1? to have the origins pinned down-I feel like after a small read through of what exactly the hell was going on with secret wars you could approach A-Force vol 1 and the first half of vol 2 (the second half ties in with civil war II and I’m not touching that mess) and that and avenger world and sometimes secret avengers to me are good avengers books-she hulk 2014 and totally awesome hulk are my greens of choice but if you want an intro to bruce banner idont actually know, sorry-for the asgardians: thor 2014 and it’s follow up mighty thor, thor: god of thunder, angela: asgard’s assassin and its sequel angela: queen of hel, and loki: agent of asgard are my pick of this crop-we also have Fun here at marvel comics on occasion and both patsy walker aka hellcat and squirrel girl are nice in their own way although the latter isn’t really my thing

some follow up on the young avengers:- hawkeye (2013) an absolute fan favorite, good to discover that actually clint barton was a good character it’s that the avengers movies are just bad and hate people with disabilities- a couple of follow-ups to that (x) (x) and the kate bishop solo all pretty nice- america chavez’s solo (I’m just here to suggest gay comics, that’s almost all I read really)

I want to rec Champions to people but frankly it’s just a long series of event interruptions and bullshit interspersed with a couple of nice moments so far, so I’m gonna rec you some kids that are in the champions and have solos I haven’t already mentioned:- kamala khan’s book is probably my favorite ongoing series at marvel right now about any non-mutant char, I cannot say enough good about it,- nova is nice,- miles morales (spider-man) and amadeuscho (totally awesome hulk) are also there but I’ve already mentioned themalso in this house we love and respect elektranatchiosand any other attitude just isn’t tolerated.

on to the x-men, gotta love those guys, you just gotta:- like I said I prefer to tell people to start from recent comics but with the xmen that’s so difficult? it’s been 10+ bad years for them because of the movie rights situation and just marvel being shit in general, so my one recent team book to approach the x-men is prob x-men ‘92? because its based off of the xm animated series so you don’t have to straightaway deal with some mutant plague, eugenics plots, and other catastrophic events, but you can still get to know more of the char we all love - I want to say generation x vol 2, it’s not a good starting point for anything really but I love it so so much I had to mention it even tho it was cancelled and I’m still angry as hell about it.

the solo situation is better. I’m gonna be able to breathe without tasting my own bile while I type this, hurray!-all new wolverine follows laura kinney as she takes up the mantle from logan-iceman, good solid comic abt coming out and ice puns, who doesn’t like bobby really-jean grey, yes she’s a teen girl in this, yes it’s weird and I hate de-aging characters but it’s nice to see her train with different mutants, struggling with the incoming phoenix force and her adult self’s shadow, not really great entry point to jean grey but id read it anyway-if you were into the 00’s xmen movies like me, or at least a normal person’s amount the phoenix recently returned and with her adult!jean grey, it was a good book for me and good if you want to later start reading the actual phoenix saga (which is a lot of material so starting small with this might help) -I love wandamaximoff and despite what they’ve done to the maximoffs in order to bring them into the mcu (was it worth it for that result btw? really?) her recent book was good and I genuinely loved it -storm’s solo is so good, you’re gonna fall in love with an het ship and you’re not gonna regret it either-rogue and gambit, is ongoing and it’s good to get a little acquainted with these characters but mostly it’s about explorign their relationship

I’m sure I’m forgetting a lot of good x-men content atm but I can’t stop thinking I need to mention that there are ongoing series you could pick up its just.. I hate them.. some started out promising (xmen gold, astonishing xmen), but they’ve not developed in good directions imo, but I still feel they should be mentioned, there’s also a weapon x comic if you want to go for a more bloody kind of book and xmen blue if you like time displaced teens or something? god its bad

jeez this is so so long and guess what? I haven’t even finished yet.. there’s some excellent indie comics out there and with those you really don’t need to worry abt knowing any 30 years old lore or anything you pick them up and they explain themselves like any other normal media out there, I know, be still my heart:

- lumberjanes is my absolute favorite, a little corny, but so much fun and cuteness and if I could go back in time I’d give it to my little bi self so she’d know she’s not alone and anything I feel that ways about has a special place i my heart js

- Motor crush, there really isn’t any other comic book with a black lesbian as protagonist out there that I can think of, good if you’re into motorcycles but if like in my case that threatens to put you to sleep, it also has a sci-fi streak and solid character work, you won’t regret giving it a try

- moonstruck, cute non-white gay werewolves and other mythological creatures are there, I feel this cathers to me specifically every time I open it?? bless

- Hi-Fi fight club or heavy vinyl (they changed the title) if you want a period piece that’s fun and cute and gay (I meant it about me reading only gay comics as you can tell)

- saga, for a space, well ya know.. saga I feel that I can describe it as romeo and juliet in space with added racial commentary except they don’t kill themselves, I have to say not my favorite but you might stick with it for the characters, I sure do

- the wicked + the divine, I feel very much the same about this as I do about saga, only this is mythology based so like.. I sold my soul to it, but please do tread with care there’s a lot of deaths in it and so many of these dead people are gays and/or poc.. I’m none too pleased about it and I’d understand anyone not wanting to pick it up, I mean the deaths are basically in the premises of the books but that doesn’t change the end result..

lastly like I said dc is not my area of expertise but I’ve been following with pleasure both batwoman and green lanterns, and mr miracle was an amazing comic so I thought I’d mention them

[spacesbetweenus]

3x03 review

*i know this is late. school was kicking my butt and things were going on in my life so i just never got around to doing this but i’m not going to stop just because i’m late

*everything is under the cut

the owl/jace

morgan getting the owl with pepper spray. damn girl.

i’m living for those scenes with jonathan because i love will’s acting so much. he’s so good!!!

clary worrying about him but still having no idea he’s the owl 

jace is truly going through it this season like damn

jonathan calling jace from wayland to herondale was so funny dskjflkds

simon // simon/maia

simon is so worried about hurting people. just let him live his life :( 

simon wanting to go to the seelie queen for help but he could be in danger again

maia is the best girlfriend #thosearethefacts

luke / his pack

truly. russel is testing my patience. and don’t say anything about maia. she ain’t anyone’s woman!!!

obviously it’s not an easy situation for luke who’s trying to help simon but who also wants to protect his pack but since simon is a vampire it’s difficult because werewolves and vampires aren’t exactly friendly towards each other.

malec 

alec is super cute in this first scene. smiling at magnus from across the room when he offered he would lend them his place to host the dinner at. magnus bane is the best boyfriend!!! and alec is just so hearteyes in this scene it’s one of the cutest scenes between them, imo.

“alrighty then, i’ll make myself scarce” me when i want to avoid awkward conversations/situations

magnus offering to host the dinner at his place but izzy saying ‘you should be there’ and then his face of immediate regret dksjflkd this is gold. whilst alec was being the hearteyes emoji again.

“too much is my middle name” MOOD

“cleary this is important to you”  [steps closer, brushes alec’s arm, alec steps closer, inhales whilst looking at magnus like he wants to kiss him] “ergo, it’s important to me too” KJSDKL THESE BOYFRIENDS MAN I’M ALREADY DEAD AND THE EPISODE AIN’T OVER

i forgot how cute this scene was 

magnus and alec are so cute together cooking. and alec calling a recipe an instruction dksjflkds

“you’re a sweet man, alexander. so adorable with radish in your hair” kdjsflkjsld

alec being a stressed gay TM 

they’re so married skdjflks

alec downing that drink in one go and saying i’m okay this is the prime exmaple of not being okay

maryse/magnus/alec

maryse is so cute dskjf

maryse dropping that news had me shook the first time i watched that

i was in denial but turns out, my hopes have died

alec going off!!!! YES GO OFF!! FUCK THE CLAVE

ROBERT GETTING TO MAKE A DEAL AND MARYSE GETTING EXILED WTH

ok but maryse telling alec how proud she is of him that geniuenly made my heart feel all warm because it’s what he deserves

THIS WHOLE ENTIRE SCENE WERE MARYSE THANKS MAGNUS FOR LOVING ALEC !!! THIS IS EVERYTHING DKSJLK

alec/izzy/the lightwoods

lowkey breaks my heart that alec and izzy still thought that maryse was going to just come back to interrogate her children but little did they know that she’s becoming a better person, making effort to be there for her children. robert, however, can’t relate.

rosa/raphael

I’M SO EMO WATCHING THIS AGAIN NOOOO

RAPHAEL BROKE MY HEART THIS EPISODE

and izzy supporting him for rosa’s funeral

also great work from david! he’s so good!

rosa not remembering him and raphael crying. i’m not okay.

heidi

that whole blood bath thing was gross

kudos to the show for making me cringe

oh heidi. i don’t trust you.

clary/izzy 

THEM TEAMING UP AND TAKING ON THE OWL; SAVING MORGAN FROM YET ANOTHER ATTACK HELL YES

[shayminbraginski]

A Newer Old Entry #2

08/25/3023

Audio entry 2-

Today I witnessed the most salt that’s ever been rubbed in Crimson’s wounds. Technically, it was the best beef I ever witnessed but of course the worst roast for Crimson. Everyone was going to chill at the cafeteria this afternoon since there was no meeting scheduled today. I found Crimson who just woke up and forgot she had her usual messy bed-hair (Her hair looks hilarious when she wakes up, lol). I passed her a sarcastic but friendly joke, “Nice afro, Crimson!” I laughed as she waved me off, annoyed. She retreated into her room to clean up as I called after her, “V and I are going to the cafeteria, are you coming?”

Crimson paused and questioned me for a confirmation, “V’s coming?”

“Yeah, I called her just yesterday night, asking if she’ll be there to chill.”

“You better not be joking, I’ll slit your throat, Koi.”

“Chill afro tiger, you can go ask her yourself.”

She growled as she closed the door behind, and me? Well I burst out of laughing, duh. I was in so much giggles that I hadn’t noticed another door open. I turned around, and boom! It’s a killer! No you idiot. It was Shaymin, and she as well, just woke up with bed-hair. I thought (Oh shoot it’s so bushy and fluffy, it’s funnier than Crimson’s.) I tried to suppress the giggles I was about to have, but of course, I couldn’t handle it, and I popped laughing harder than I’ve ever laughed at Crimson. “Eh? What’s so funny?” Shaymin tilted her head, confused, but her smile, still visible. I pointed at her dark purple, untied, shoulder-length hair with tears in my eyes. Shaymin placed her hand on her head as her purple eyes gazed up, “Ah, I forgot to fix it when I woke up.” She said, slicking back her hair and tying a small ponytail with a rubber band. She walked back to her room to check herself in the mirror and I watched from outside, trying to straighten my own face. She came back, her hair still messy (Well to me), “I’m done~” she said with a smile. “Done?” I held back a laugh, “What’s with all that fluff on the sides? It’s like a side afro!”

She tilted her head to the side again, “Eh? I had this hairstyle yesterday. And, afros don’t look like this.”

(Oops, I didn’t catch that previous detail. And, what the hell am I supposed to know? I called every extremely fluffy thing an afro.) “Uh, um, I think it suits you!” I commented with a face that resembled a nervous smiley emoji.

“Thank you~” she returned a friendlier smile.                        

“Will you be coming to the cafeteria?” I asked.

Shaymin paused, “Hm, I was going to spend some time in the gymnasium, I guess that could wait though. Yeah, I’ll be coming.” She finally said. I squeaked with happiness.

“Yay~ I could introduce you to the squad! Let’s go then!” I grabbed her hand and pulled her through the hallways. She didn’t try to resist like Crimson always does.

I was still pulling at Shaymin’s hand when we reached our table in the cafeteria, and then some girly jerk came by, “Hey, Koi, who’s your cute boyfriend?” (Dammit! It’s Lillith I thought).

“Ehhhh? But I’m a female?” Shaymin was so puzzled I was shook that her smile hadn’t faded away at that moment. I was also shook that the jerk didn’t hear what Shaymin said and went on with her weird blabbering.

“What’re you doing at our table, jerk?�� I snapped.

“I came to steal your B-F, what else?” she replied impudently. I looked so confused, I thought she was joking, like is she serious?  She couldn’t be serious, but she still went on with her crap about Shaymin like she was my boyfriend, like what the heck? Then I gave a smirk and nudged the very confused Shaymin, “Go along with it pleasee~” I whispered, and thankfully she actually did. “Oh shoot, crap’s about to get real.” That, was V, Crimson’s best friend. She really loves this kinda stuff. “Ah, Koi was to give me a tour of the building~” Shaymin gave me a soft pat on the head, to which I gave her a hug and shot a face at Lillith. “Ugh, seriously? That shortie said she was going to give you a tour? Oh, please, she doesn’t know this place as well as moi. You ought to be letting me take you on a tour, Hun.”

“WOAH, WHO YOU CALLIN’ SHORTIE? I’M A FREAKING 5,3! THAT’S AN AVERAGE!” I yelled at the (Miss’s steal yo man) (Also wth???? Hun? The f-) Shaymin continued to keep her smile, I was hoping that she would stop and just freaking yell at that loser, BUT NOOOO, SHE DID SOMETHING EVEN BETTER. Shaymin walked straight up to that idiot. “Humph, y’see Koi, even your man knows what’s good.” I growled at her, but shrugged it off quick since I didn’t want to miss what was about to happen.

“You’re right, I do know what’s good.” Shaymin said, giving her usual smile, but I knew something was off about it. Lillith reached for Shaymin’s hand and I was about to say something, but then the magic happened. They both held hands. And. Shaymin crushed hers. Lillith winced a bit, then Shaymin crushed them even harder. My smile turned into the most satanic grin as Lillith tried to get away from Shaymin’s grip. Then Shaymin grabbed at her head and brought it right up to hers, Lillith’s feet dangled below, “Bold of you to assume that I’m a male, shortie.” Shaymin’s smile stayed but her emotions had clearly changed. She was staring straight into her eyes, in fact even deeper, I actually couldn’t really tell if she was staring into her eyes, mind, soul, or all three. (She could literally open Lillith third eye if she wanted to lol) Then she suddenly dropped her on the floor, “Don’t come by me again, gay-face.” Gay-face, I love that insult. Lillith literally looked gay, I wish I could have called her that (Shaymin also looks gay too, but I’m kind of doubting she is? I wouldn’t be surprised if she was though, ha-ha). By now, we had everyone in the room staring at the scene. I loved attention like this, except when I’m the one getting picked on, of course. I looked back at the table, V was silently observing everything; I could see she was greatly amused and clapped of approval. I then looked at Lillith as she clumsily scrambled to crawl away with aching hands. I yelled after her, “Take an L, gay-face!” Shaymin hushed me though, “Don’t use that word. It’s not your age.”

“Whaaaaaat? But I’m 17!” Shaymin hushed me again.

“You’re not 18 yet.” I made a pouty face as she patted me on the head.

“So? What makes you think you have a ton of authority to say it?” I joked.

She patted me again and laughed softly, “That was my mistake.”

(Psshht- A mistake? Mistake my foot. That was the best mistake ever made.)

After that whole scene, Shaymin and I were having fun chilling with the squad. And V, who doesn’t normally chat with people, very much enjoyed Shaymin’s company as well. There were a few other friends at the table like Menma, Snow, Lionne, and Cleo, but I won’t go into too much detail about them. I’ll get into it another day, probably when something actually goes down. Now, this isn’t exactly the “salty roast beef” I had been speaking so much about. Crimson had just arrived and- ugghhh, there goes my time for this recording, hold on, I’ll make another one- [click].

Welllllll, this came very late. Hmmm, also a few grammar issues, but I’ll get it fixed sometime later after I finish a chapter of this.

I’m screaming, how the heck do conversations work again?

[ca-3]

ok so. i dont rly know how to approach this. personally, i like the fact that you're contributing to the fandom and the ships. i really like the idea of the ot3, sakumahi whatever. but im a gay man. and the way you draw and characterize the characters makes me kind of uncomfortable. i mean, are they characters in a shoujo manga? and also women? and i hate hate being overly critical since i appreciate the content, but your style is super feminine. im sure this is unsolicited 1/2

Weeeeeeeeeeell “Mister 16 yr.old” tbh I don’t even know where to begin with this message.Bro, it sounds like you sent this at 3 am. It’s kinda all over the place and I am not quite sure where to start with it. But it seems like you mostly have an issue with my art style?? And… are you saying I am characterizing them as “lipstick lesbians??” and as “women?” ಠ_ಠ 

I’m honestly super confused. Cause when have ever done that? Please explain properly. You are literally the only person I have heard this from.

I don’t ever really get messages like this and I always planned to ignore “rude messages” if I ever got any. But you’re not being hateful, but anon, this is kinda also trying to be the “fandom police.” even if you are saying “i can always not look at it right??“ You still obviously have an issue with me personally and want me to change what I do for your own sake.

I hope you know people see this as “You’re making content I like/want! But you are not doing it the way I want you to do it, boohoo.”

You had me at the beginning anon, but you ending this with “Don’t be a fujoshi” is actually what irks me a little. Like I don’t know what a fujoshi is/does.

Do you see me calling my ships “my sinful gay babies??”

Do you see me calling every gay ship, I see/ship, “YAOI”???

Do you see me shipping every possible gay ship I see?

Do you think I feel the need to pair off literally everyone because I think everyone needs to be in a romantic relationship??

DO YOU SEE ME FETISHIZING GAY PEOPLE??

Do you think I think one boy has to be the “man” and the other has to be the “woman” in the relationship???? honestly wth. 

Do you think I don’t know “fujoshi” is a “self-mockingly pejorative Japanese term”????? 

Because, ew?? No? I hate that, and that is what offends me.

Alright listen. I don’t see how me having a “super feminine” art style makes any of the above statements true. Maybe you are looking at my older work (a lot of my older stuff had super glossy lips, still have it to an extent but less so now.) But looking at my works in order from beginning to end, I think my art style and ideals have evolved quite a bit. I honestly think my art style has been inconsistent af and I am still experimenting with it in digital, but… the way I see my ships now? Don’t let my art make you think, “this is a 100% accurate portrayal of how I see the characters.” 

I feel like you are forgetting what “shipping” is. Shipping is how you interpret two characters if they were in a relationship. Shipping is meant to be for fun. Sure, some people(and I catch myself doing this too) can get carried away with their ships and their ideas for them. But it’s not right to judge anyone fully based on that. Some people can make totally self-indulgent stuff and that’s okay. If it’s not hurting anyone,then you shouldn’t tell people how they should enjoy their fiction/fandoms. 

As for the ships and characters you have mentioned here. I ship Saku.Mahi and Kuro.Mahi for about the same reasons. I see them as very important and impactful people in Mahiru’s life.(which is also why I can easily ship Kuro.Mahi.Saku) I can easily view both ships as platonic but also I can see them as romantic. But both to a different extent of “romantic.” I am not gonna go into “ship analysis” for both right now, so let’s just leave at that. 

As for Mahiru and your comment about “honestly mahiru is pretty manly for a teenager.” Um, alright I am also confused about your personal beef here. 

I don’t think Mahiru is super feminine???? I think he’s just fine the way he is??? He is brave and maybe a bit reckless. He has handled being in a vampire war well. He’s getting stronger and stronger too. (I am proud of how far he has come) and I think he’s honestly tough as hell, which is why I was super bothered many thought he was dead in recent chapters or some WANTED something bad to happen to him so Kuro would save him…. He’s not a damsel in distress. 

I know you are probably just commenting on my art style but like I said you shouldn’t judge someone’s ideals 100% based on someone’s art style.

Another thing about Mahiru being “feminine”, he technically does have some hobbies that would be considered “feminine” to some people. Cause you know, he enjoys cleaning, cooking, sewing/knitting etc. But why is being feminine bad? What’s wrong with a guy liking those things??????? 

Mahiru in canon has been called things like “housewife” or even “mom”. and also I have never actually said before… but I was always low-key bothered by the fact that it was apparently, laughable, that Mahiru enjoyed those things. I know the characters who have said it before was just saying it as a joke and it’s all in good fun.

 But seriously, not just Mahiru, why is it bad for a guy to act or even have “feminine” interests? And be considered less of a man because of that? HMMM????????? Explain that anon. He may not look feminine but those are his interests. 

Anyways, I think I have explained enough to you. I hope you can find content you fully enjoy in this small fandom. Have a good day.