#that sounds hella cheezy

[explosive-glass-art]

Wowza kremy is a shrimp (he makes the best fryed rice)

I know the snake is eating the bird or whatever but I like to interpret it as the snake saving the bird from falling

So I took that and made it about when Kremy met Gideon ✨

+plus GOD I scrumched kremy tf is that pose

[crystalcow]

𝐿𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒//𝐹𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑙 𝐵𝑜𝑦𝑠 !ℎ𝑐

Masterlist

Feral boys x reader !hc !cc

Pronouns used: none specified!

Warnings: it’s just fluff!

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-ˋˏ Little touches they love about you ˎˊ-

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𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝗺

He likes to just hold your thigh

Like whenever he can he just holds your leg

It’s either as simple as placing his hand on your thigh

Or just picking your legs up and placing it on his lap

Your both in the car and you just feel his hand grasp your thigh

He traces little drawings onto it too

One time he wrote your initials with a heart

He’s such a Cheezy man

If you have any tattoos he will trace them

Your on the couch with one another right

He grabbed your legs and placed them onto his lap and pulled you closer

While he’s steaming the man just pulled you into his lap

Taps your legs as a little fidget thing

Different patterns or songs

If you wear skirts or shorts his happy meter just sky rockets

It’s not weird he’s just obsessed with you

He also like laying down on your legs

Your thighs are just perfection

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𝐒𝐚𝐩𝐧𝐚𝐩

This man just adores your neck

Like oh my goodness he loves everything about you

But something about your neck just stands out

That sounds weird but

He loves making sure people know that your his

And your neck is usually on displays

He’s never controlling unless it comes to about the aux cord or what to have for dinner

But if you wear a turtleneck

He’ll just look at you dead in the eyes

“Go change.”

You’ll argue that it’s a very important key in your outfit

Yeah he doesn’t care. Go change itll just make your days easier

Like if your with him while he’s steaming or on his lap

He just moves your face and hair to veiw the side of your neck

Trace his name a couple times

And just like prepper small kisses alone your jawline

Okay one time he got bored and actually wrote his name on your neck

Chat questioned that one

No answer was given

Also if you’re both just cuddling or like sleeping he just nuzzles his face in your neck

And he uses you as a human heater

Texas man adjusted to being a cooler so he needs a teddy bear

It’s adorable because he stole patches and placed her on your neck one time

You were so confused as you woke up with small meows and an arm wrapped around your waist

You lived for it tho

dreams teasing was not fun

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𝐆𝐞𝗼𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐍𝗼𝐭𝐅𝗼𝐮𝐧𝐝

He wants to hold your waist all the time

All. The. Time

He may not show it but he’s hella protective

And he likes to keep you as safe gate in uncomfortable situations

If your out in public this man won’t let you go

Human sheild maybe

When he’s dragged out into Tommy’s vlogs

Your like laughing with Tubbo and Wilbur

He realizes that fans are somewhat recognizing him or that he has no one to talk to

So he just walks over to you

Spins you around

Placed both hand on your waist

And just holds you like that

Sometimes he pulls you closer

Most of the time he just holds you and stares into your eyes

He was like adoring your face, and studying every feature

And then you’d just lean in and leave a small peck

He’d be all flustered and it’s so adorable

Your wearing his merch? He giggles and hugs you

Also if you have rolls he loves them

He does not care

Hold him and never let him go he is precious

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𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐲

Your forehead

Just your head in general

Everything about your face, hair, Eyes

He loves you

This man will always place kisses all around your face

Your nose and forehead are his favorites

You don’t understand how flustered he can make you by just one kiss on your nose

He sometimes could just look at you and his face would visibly soften

He just grabs your face with his hands and squished your cheeks together

Little fish faces you know

And then would always hide in your hair

As you may know he doesn’t wear his beanie outside of streaming

So once the cameras off you just sneak in and take it off the desk

He’s so confused but then sees you walking around the house with the beanie ontop of your head

He gets so happy for no reason

Just picks you up and takes the beanie

After he placed you on his bed and streams while looking over at you

Omg when it smells like you afterwards

Yeah he bought matching ones for you both

Do not be concerned when he just randomly grabs your face and places kisses all around you

Starts with your cheeks, goes to the forehead and nose, maybe even pecks your eyes and then finally your lips

Make him happy by being happy

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𝐊𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝗼𝐛𝐬

I promise you this man loves your hands

I saved hands for specifically him

He will hold them whenever and where ever you are

With Chris and chandler? Your hand shall be held

Or maybe your just in the kitchen attempting to cook dinner

Yeah he uses one hand to hold yours

The other to dash the onion power or something

He might’ve almost cut off his finger

But he shall not care

Your hand is more important then his other one

He will play with your fingers when he’s anxious

Just pull on them or just straight up play with them

Then he’d also play with your rings if you have any

Your nails would be matching with his

Chat loves your guys nail streams and what color combination you do this time

Even if your wearing gloves or mittens

Boop your hand is in his

He places kisses on each of your knuckles when having a bad day

And every night before you go to sleep he puts a kiss on the back of your hand

He draws on your palms

Like the others he just writes letters and draws shapes

He traces the lines on your palm

And once you’re both like deep into the relationship

You get matching tattoos

Just little small ones that resemble each other

If your not comfortable with that he doesn’t care

He puts one of those children water ones

Like the ones that rub off

The guys love teasing you both for it

Calling you both “inseparable”

If the world was ending he wouldn’t let go of you

And you can depend on that

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@the-swageyama-tobiyolo @uwucorpse @chaoticotaku

Just lil headcannons since I haven’t posted. Sapnaps child coming out soon! Sorry if you have a request I’ll get through them!

[taeboos]

merman! hoseok

hello yes this is sarah back at it again what’s good my dudes

i would like to start off saying that this is for my wonderful friend ally (@clockwork-lullaby)  i luv her vvvv much please love my baby girl and fave hobi stan too 

ok so leggo!!!! 

in dis you are the pride of your distant kingdom

ur like the heir to the thrown 

and the castle you live in is vvv secluded with big walls and a moat that leads out into the ocean. 

your parents are always super super busy and your mom and dad differ from each other by lots

your father is surprisingly very supportive of you and your dreams 

you often confide in him for a lot of things and he usually listens with open ears and he tries really hard being a dad despite being king of the vast kingdom he rules 

Your mother, on the other hand, liked to keep you away from things 

she didn’t want you to get involved in things that you “couldn’t handle” 

it would only be a burden on her 

you spent endless nights in your room and all you wanted to do was get out here and discover new things and possibilities 

one night you got into a huge argument with your mother about her not allowing you to do what you wanted,,,, she never had a clear reason to keep you away from things

all you wanted to do was explore and be free from the shackles of the castle

so what do you do??? 

you sneak out in the night

you knew that the castle was overrun by soldiers and guards but you’ve lived there long enough to memorize their schedules and routes 

you sneak through a little porthole that leads to the outside of the castle walls 

you felt like you were being reborn as the smell of sea salt brushed your nostrils and you felt the widest smile spread across your face 

 there is like a little dock that when you walk to the end of it you can look out on the ocean 

so you walk to the end of it and the sea-breeze is tickling your neck and you felt so alive

there was a wooden railing all around it so that people couldn’t fall off and into the water,,,but obviously you were gonna climb on it and sit on it 

you weren’t sure why but it felt nice to be that close to the ocean

and the sound of the waves was so soothing 

you sat there for a long while but you began to grow very tired and drowsy

you were gonna head back to the palace, but your grip slipped

and you fell 

not to mention you banged your head in the process on a wooden post 

the impact on your head and the sudden shock of falling to frigid waters threw you in a daze 

and you began to sink into the water 

slowly

life

was 

leaving 

and you almost wanted to embrace this death 

you were floating and drifting down into the deep abyss when you heard an angelic voice 

it was singing....

you couldn’t make out the words, but the sound was like you were entering heaven 

your eyes open like small slits and the moonlight shined on a beautiful face

you looked at him, yes, it was definitely a him, and he kissed u 

you were struggling for breath, for life, but somehow you could feel yourself accepting this being holding you

but your life was slowly leaving you until u blacked out 

your head was cloudy when you woke up on the shore

you choked up water and gagged it was very gross but hey you lived right 

anyways you open your eyes and you saw that the sun was rising on the horizon 

or maybe it was just the beautiful man’s face looking down at you 

you gasped bc like holy shit who dat 

the boy’s face was very concerned and worried about you 

“who are you?” you would ask in a watered down voice

“I’m Hoseok” and he would just smile at you with the brightest smile 

and of course your hella confused bc like?? have you died and went to heaven???? was this an angel in front of you??? (yes)

so you sit up and your head is spinning and you had to do a double-take when you saw a glittering blue fish tail extending from the boy's lower torso

you could only stare at it as it shined in the 4 am moonlight 

you thought that this boy would be looking at you weirdly but nOOO he was in fact even more entranced by YOU

He held up your two feet and stared at them closely you would think that it was his first time seeing feet 

well it probably was

but of course you're still wearing your nightgown and when he held up your feet your gown flew up and you start screaming 

"hEY wATCH IT" 

and he just apologizes and you begin to feel sorry for yelling at him 

"Um....thank you for saving me," (Geu soneul naemireojwo Save me Save me)

He smiles again and then he just sort of would stare at your face bc ur so beautiful to him 

You then remembered how he kissed you in the water and immediately your face would turn into a tomato 

he would think that is the cutest thing and he would take your face in his hands and would say “are you real or am i just dreaming” 

and you are like???? “I’M THE ONE WHO THINKS SHE’S DREAMING” JFDKFKDSK

and then he blushes and covers his face “I always wanted to see a human up close like this” 

“Well, to be honest, I always wanted to meet a mermai- i mean merman like in my childrens books but i never thought it would happen like this” 

you begin to talk with Hoseok pretty much until the sun began to rise and then you realized that you had to return to your quarters before they realize that you are missing 

Hoseok would take your hand and ask you “will i see you again? Tonight?” and you nod yes and then you’re off

you soon realize that this wasn’t a dream and that it was in fact real

so every night you would go to meet Hoseok by the shore and you would talk about your lives and how much he wished he could be human and you would say how much you wanted to be a mermaid

Hoseok’s eyes would light up because he thought that maybe you could come with him to be a mermaid....but he never asked you this because the only way that you would become a mermaid is if you fell in love with him 

and he doubted that would ever happen 

these meetings would go on for months and after talking to him so much...

you knew you had feelings for this beautiful merman

he was charming and bold and kind.... and you wished that you could live with him forever and ever 

but something terrible has began

your parents want to marry you off to a prince(ess) of a distant land 

and you’re like OH HELL NAW TO THE NO NO NOOOO 

and of course your dad is like “honey,,, sweety,,, you have to do your duty as prince(ess) to this country” 

and of course instead of running into your room and locking the door you run for the shore to meet Hoseok

and since this is not the usual time you come to meet him, he’s not there

so you start yelling his name out 

“Hoseok!” 

“Hoseok!” you start sobbing because all you want to do is see him 

of course, your heart just swells when you see his head bob up from beneath the water and when he looks at you his face is full of concern

when you see his face you run out into the water and just tackle him and hold him tight 

and at first he's freaked out like "WoAH hey hey heyyyyy what's wrong???" 

and your sobbing and its gross but he doesn't care he wants to know what is hurting you

and so you tell him everything about how your parents want to marry you off and you may never see him again 

"Hoseok, I love you so much...and I can't bear to be without you,,," 

and Hoseok just gleams because you finally confessed to him, and that is all he needed 

"[Y/N], if you allow me; may I kiss you and take you away with me?" 

and you are just like?? 

"yeah" 

So he kisses you so sweetly and tenderly, and next thing you know, you are sprouting a shimmering salmon colored tail 

and your like "oh man hoLy SHIT" 

and it’s great because you then live the rest of your life with Hoseok as a mermaid(man)

and im so sorry omg this was so cheezy and dramatic but!!!! it’s ok 

I hope you all enjoyed it!!!! <333 

[choriocytosicinquisitor-blog]

-- eonianEmigrant [EE] began pestering isometricAstrourbanization [IA] --

EE: dude. i just realized that ur handle is like....hella long.

IA: 8r3aks th3 1c3 mor3 oft3n than not.

IA: ... S8)

IA: H3y.

EE: well shit i didn't know what i was sayin was so fuckin basic, lmao. gotta try to b more creative.

EE: whasup bro. i just remembered that talkin to pp on here is a thing i can do.

EE: like i can raise my socialization skill n also wear cheezy poof stained sweatpants 24/7. wut a tiem 2 be alive.

IA: To 83 fa1r, you could w3ar ch33sy poof-sta1n3d sw3atpants any of th3 day and soc1al1z3. 1f you'r3 not a fuck1ng noo8.

IA: H3ll, why 8oth3r go1ng that far? W3ar no pants l1k3 a r3al troll.

IA: 1 know 1'm not, aaay.

IA: So th3r3for3, 1'm as r3al as 1t g3ts.

EE: i mean. that's cool. if you want to free range it while we talk that's ok by me. i'm not gnna disparage ur lifestyle choices but i like to be a fab dressed dude and i can't be slippin up in the way ur suggestin.

EE: as the the only person pushin denim on denim fashion on skaia, i got a responsibility u kno.

EE: gotta edumacate the masses.

IA: 1 know what 1 must do now.

IA: Your t3rr18l3 r31gn of tyranny w1ll com3 to an 3nd on3 day... and 1 w1ll say you'r3 fuck1ng w3lcom3. 1t was m3, Aust1n. All along.

IA: D3n1m on d3n1m, jfc.

EE: it's fine if u don't understand. i don't expect ppl to understand right away.

EE: it takes time. B)

EE: altho since ur pantless ur already 1/3 of the way to full denim on denim.

EE: step 1. remove pantalones step 2. put on pantalones step 3. locate una jaqueta de mezclilla and put that on too

IA: N1c3 l3gs, da1sy duk3s mak3s a dud3 go woo-woo. Surpr1s3.

IA: Th1s was a s3gu3way to th3 1n3v1ta8l3 furry conv3rsat1on w3 w3r3 8ound to hav3. 1t's as 1n3scapa8l3 as d3ath and tax3s, 8roh.

IA: My t1m3 1s now.

EE: aight. i'm down to talk about furries. what about them.

EE: did u grow up in a horse infested hell hole like i did.

IA: Furr13s 1n da1sy duk3s. D1scuss.

EE: omg we have so much in common.

EE: ok let's talk about the concept of furries wearing skimpy clothing when they're already covered in FUR.

EE: ????????????????

EE: questions that have plagued me sine my youth, bro.

IA: Sh1t, you'r3 r1ght. L3av3 noth1ng to th3 1mag1nat1on.

EE: just when u think i've gone deep enuff i go even deeper. full forearm.

IA: W3 l1k3 to hav3 fun h3r3 on 3non1an3m1grant dot com.

EE: o bby u don't know the 1/2 of it yet.

IA: 1 know that 1 compl3t3ly lost my tra1n of thought. Mmmm.

EE: wut a shame now i'll never know what ur fursona's dick looks like.

EE: like exact dimensions down 2 every little ridge, knot and bump.

EE: btw if u rlly are a furry, pay me to draw that shit.

EE: i like to hustle around here.

EE: time is $$$.

IA: D1cks, dud3.

IA: Plural 83caus3 th3 only l1m1t 1s your 1mag1nat1on.

EE: back in my universe we only had 1 of those things and if you broke it that was tough luck.

EE: jk, i'm p sure dicks were in hot demand and supply was meetin it.

IA: 3h3h3h3. Sucks to 83 you.

EE: hahahhaha.

IA: 8)

EE: i guess u could say it's nut my lucky day.

IA: Amaaaz1ng graaac3... how sw33t th3 sound...

EE: o that made me think of nother topic.

EE: r u religious.

EE: haven't gotten a chance 2 ask anybody about that shit yet.

EE: this is a good a time as any to ask about god right.

EE: right after discussin dicks.

EE: god(s), u don't wanna assume it's singular i guess just like penises, or penii.

IA: A nuth3r top1c.

IA: Also r3gardl3ss of d1cks to worsh1p as gods, not r3ally no.

EE: dang i was rlly hopin it would be something crazy.

IA: 1'm sur3 you hav3 a th1ng to talk a8out 1t though.

IA: As th3y say 1n th3 land of 1nnu3ndos and dou8l3 3ntr3dr3. F1ll m3 1n, 8ro.

EE: as much as i would love 2 double stuff u with knowledge ;))).

EE: yeah i got nothin. i'm just curious i guess.

EE: i'm not religious it's just 1 of my 2,000 spare interests.

EE: lol.

EE: the only religion is know of is the shitty clown one. does that also exist here or nah.

IA: N1c3.

IA: Unfortunat3ly, an op1n1on on r3l1g1on just so happ3ns to 83 th3 on3 th1ng 1 fall short on. Just d3p3nds on who you'r3 talk1ng to, 1 gu3ss.

IA: Th3r3's always th3 Follow1ng of 81l1ous Sl1ck. 1t's a popular Prosp1t1an th1ng.

EE: i never heard of that. i won't bore u with it tho if it's not ur thing.

EE: u never did tell me what u were up to btw.

EE: despite bein semi nude somewhere???

IA: Hang1ng at my condo. Plac3 to stay wh3n 1'm not work1ng.

IA: F1rst rul3 of th3 hous3 1s, no pants.

EE: wtf tho if u got ur own place why u creep at the dorms.

EE: just 4 the pool?

IA: 3v3ryon3 asks m3 th1s 8ut 1t's 3as13r to fr3qu3nt a dorm than 1t 1s a hot3l dur1ng th3 work p3r1od.

EE: o aight.

EE: that makes sense.

EE: guess who else has a super important job now.

EE: u don't nee dto guess imma tell u.

EE: THIS GUY.

IA: Y3s.

IA: 3vadn3 was t3ll1ng m3.

EE: i'm workin 4 the gvnmt now.

EE: with a lady that has eight fuckin eyes.

EE: no joke.

EE: she can see all ur illegal hiphaps and now i'm her agent so watch out.

IA: Sounds l1k3 a 8last, dud3. Also t3ll N3va3h 1 sa1d sup.

EE: o u kno her?

IA: 3v3ryon3 knows h3r.

EE: >:/

EE: man here i was thinkin i was special.

IA: Ch1ll, dogg. You ar3.

EE: o dogg. bro...

IA: Th3r3's mor3 wh3r3 that cam3 from.

EE: //touches chest//

EE: i wsn't redy.

IA: Good th1ng 1'm g3ntl3.

EE: s-senpai...

EE: ://O

EE: t-taiyō o massugu watashi ni fakku

IA: G3t your w338ass 8ullsh1t out of my fac3.

IA: My pantsl3ss a8od3 1s sacr3d, can you r3sp3ct that pl3as3 and thank?

EE: watashi ni fuck u in the mouth.

EE: don't test me bro, i got like eight shitty swords with ur name on em.

IA: Mmmmm. 1 d3c1d3d 1 k1nd of l1k3 wh3r3 th1s 1s go1ng.

EE: i mean. i'm confused by u typing out "mmmmmm" like pennywise the clown but i'm glad ur havin a good time.

EE: that's all we're here 4.

EE: 2 have a good time.

IA: Sp3ak1ng of wh1ch... 1 got th1s comm num83r r1ght. 83caus3 1 hung out w1th a guy aft3r clu8 t1m3s and that's just what happ3ns.

EE: o it's story time now. ok i'm listenin.

EE: //shimmies up w/ popcorn//

EE: :o

IA: W3ll, s33. Noth1ng happ3n3d. 83caus3 1 d1dn't know 1t was on th3 ta8l3.

IA: And w3 had a n1c3 t1m3. Cut3 guy, d3af. L1k3s conv3n13nc3 stor3 food and fly1ng.

EE: das cool, das cool.

EE: i mean u got his digits so there's always next time right

IA: Y3ah, 1 gu3ss. Th3n 1 wond3r wh3th3r 1t's worth 1t.

IA: 8ut th3n 1f 1 hav3 to wond3r, th3n 1t's pro8a8ly not. L8r.

EE: idk i mean not necessarily.

EE: it depends on why u wonderin.

EE: me talkin like i got a fuckin atom of exp w/ this shit. but ignore that for now. haha.

IA: H3 cut3 8ut th3n 1'm just... gum wrapp3r and mag1c mark3r, 8ro. Factor all of th1s 1nto a pot3nt1al hook-up.

IA: 1 don't 3v3n know 1f th3 gum wrapp3r 1s h1s, lmao. May83 h3 found 1t on th3 ground.

IA: 1 m3an 1 gotta 83 at l3ast worth som3 k3tchup sta1n3d 8urr1to pap3r. Do you g3t what 1'm say1ng?

EE: mm yea i feel u. i mean mb he was just tryin 2 to be quirky? but who knos.

EE: i'd say if u got doubts ur probably right ,just don't do it.

EE: i wouldn't wanna be somebody's 2nd or 3rd choice even 4 a hook up.

EE: i wouldn't want them 2 be like "man if I GOTTA sleep with this guy i guess iw ill"

EE: u kno.

EE: that would suck.

IA: Y3s. 81t3s a l1l 1nto th3 3nthus1asm and not 1n th3 fun way.

IA: Anyway, g3n3rally "1t sucks" 1s a good way to summar1z3 1t up.

IA: Thanks, man.

EE: np dude.

EE: haha.

EE: nobody's ever asked me bout shit like that b4.

EE: i can live vicariously thru ur shenans.

IA: W31rd. K1nd of l1k3 w3'r3 8ros or som3th1ng.

IA: 8ro...

EE: n so it was written n so it shall b.

EE: they were bros from that moment on.

EE: jk, we were bros b4 that.

EE: time is relative actually so we were always bros and simaltaneously not bros.

EE: bro, i gots 2 bed. again.

IA: 1 was just your 8ro 1n wa1t1ng, my guy. Th3 for3v3r 8ro.

IA: Also y3ah, cool. R3st your fac3.

EE: aight. take care, man. B)

-- eonianEmigrant [EE] ceased pestering isometricAstrourbanization [IA] --