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zodiyack · 4 years ago

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Being Married To Henry’s Characters Would Include...

Requested by @cuisinequeen: Hi, I love your work. I was just wondering if you could do a headcanon for being married to Clark Kent/Geralt/Sherlock Holmes/Napoleon Solo

Pairing: Clark Kent x Reader, Geralt of Rivia x Reader, Sherlock Holmes x Reader, Napoleon Solo x Reader

Warnings: Swearing, some references, trashy writing lol

Note: This doesn’t include all of his characters, so my apologies if I misled you with the title. Not all that confident in the HCs so sorry about that too

Taglist: @matth1w, @redspaceace-writes, @simonsbluee, @darling-i-read-it, @fandom-puff, @thewarriorprincessxo, @sebastianstanslefteyebrow, @maan24, @beckster07890, @missihart23

Masterlist | Henry Cavill Masterlist

Clark Kent

You know he’s superman, therefore, you gotta expect the unexpected

Kiss: Level 100

helping him keep his identity secret isn’t always easy-

you wanna kiss him even when he’s superman but fuck you need him to remain undetected

but you manage

Little hc of the first few months after getting married:

Clark comes home late after a fight you see on tv

you turned it off before anything else happened, too worried already

he’s beat up

your eyes are red and puffy with tear stained cheeks as you stand and cross your arms.

you bet your ass there were cuddles that night.

Later into the marriage, he still scares you like that, but you’ve grown somewhat used to it and wipe the tears away

He’s protective of you too though

Aight sorry, but the gif is making me addicted to Henry kisses so Imma say it again,

best fucking make out sessions ever

yes, I’m gonna say that for all four.

fuck it, Clark!Kisses HCs

they’re soft half the time, needy the other half

if he comes home from superman duties or you have a run-in with a villain, so on so on, his kisses are rougher, needier, more possessive

bitch, he just needs you to know he’s still alive 🥺😢

Henry in glasses really do be hittin tho.

Stealing his glasses

Calling him a nerd because of the glasses

Probably making it a small joke about superman

Especially with oblivious friends

“I think superman’s a nerd.” “why??” “I just do.”

Having to stifle your laughs every time someone gushes about superman in front of him

Clark has to hold you back so you don’t unleash your wrath of fucking doom upon some oblivious woman who wrote about superman in a news article

She wrote things that would make you jealous, like talking about how she’s curious to his personal life *wink wink* and stuff- you don’t just have a raging fury because someone writes about him

Superman this hoe

You’ve made jokes about how he has to take his ring off when he’s superman, but he’s got a feeling that you’re actually not kidding at all

Exercising with Clark

Cursing him out in breathy pants for being more athletic and cheating with his “alien powers”

he just laughs at you

Ah, the difficulty have having a husband with two identities

When you rant about your husband, it’s so hard not to fuck up and say something about being married to Superman

Forgetting that you’re one of the few who knows his identity

Basking in pride because you’re one of the few who knows his identity

One time, Clark forgot to take his ring off and the person he rescued had known him personally.

He asks where he got the ring-

“What ring?”

“The one on your finger. The wedding ring.”

It felt like his stomach dropped...if that makes sense-

Clark ended up making some random story about finding it on the same plane the guy he rescued was on and that he put it on so he wouldn’t lose it.

The guy still thought he was pretty sus, “why was it on your wedding ring finger then?” but let him off after some time

The guy gave it back to Clark in person, but you had no idea what happened,

so when he gave him the ring, you were watching with the most confused look Clark had ever seen

thankfully, he played it off well and informed you later

He forgot to take off his wedding ring? You “secretly” fist bumped the air- ...he totally saw you though

Geralt Of Rivia

I don’t think Geralt really expected to get married

Jaskier didn’t either-

He’s the only one who stands when the priest asks if anyone doesn’t accept... only to ask how the fuck Geralt got lucky enough to get you

Everyone laughed but Geralt, he just grunted and looked away with a lil’ bit o pink tinting his cheeks

You demand he lets you go on adventures with him

You also wash him after adventures

wink wonk ;)))

Geralt is a stubborn thing

You’re a stubborn thing

Y’all love each other

When I say that Geralt is a confusing husband-

I mean that he confuses the fuck out of you

“don’t do that”

“okay”

few minutes later

“I thought you were doing that-”

“You told me not too...?”

“I don’t recall. Do whatever.”

Minutes later.

“What the fuck!?! Don’t do that!”

He’s hard to read and it bugs you

However, it makes a good game out of it

If he ever introduces you as anything but his spouse, you hold a bitter glare while internally plotting

Before you marry, Jaskier hits on you without realizing that Geralt is interested in you

He gulps nervously as soon as it hits him

You might just use that mistake as a way to get back at Geralt for not saying you’re his spouse

Jaskier pleads you not to

like for real

He’s in tears

CuDdLeS!

Congrats, you have a stubborn manbaby for the rest of however long y’all shall live

Kithes

Geralt is a little distant when it comes to admitting his feelings for you at first

When you’re dating, you’re all over each other

Marriage is that but amplified lmao

Braiding his hair

Teasing him not the wink wonk and getting away with it because you’re his spouse

If Jaskier said anything remotely close to the shit you’ve said, Geralt would probably choke him out

But then resuscitate him cause they’re bros

Seeing the softer side of Geralt

Sure, sex, but getting to know each others bodies? Yes.

Soft!Sleepy!Geralt

His deep n husky morning voice telling you to “get your ass back in bed”

Having the excuse of ��because I’m his spouse” anytime you do stuff people are too afraid to do

Jealous bb 1 and jealous bb 2 aka Geralt and Y/n

I think Geralt’s the kind of guy to just pick you up, ignore your flailing limbs, and move you out of the way

He takes shit from no one...well, from you SOMETIMES

Gives in to your requests with a sigh and roll of his eyes most of the time

He was protective of you at first

now he’s PrOtEcTiVe so uh

Basically, number one husband, number two bodyguard

you put yourself first for the bodyguard part, but Geralt doesn’t know that

Sherlock Holmes

He asks your family for their blessing, then asks you-

I can imagine Mycroft just ranting away and Sherlock drops to his knee

“What are you doing?”

He ignores his brother and proposes to you

Mycroft is confused and upset because he wanted to rant about meaningless things and Sherlock decided to change the topic

rude

Being married means constant visits from Enola

Probably being the “second parents” to Enola

Gossip with Enola and Eudoria about Sherlock and him as a kiddo

Kicking Sherlock out of the house for sleepovers with his sister

bet

Helping Sherlock with cases

Dealing with Sherlock telling you it isn’t safe

still being upset when he’s right you know it

Finding Enola and Eudoria with him

Snapping at Mycroft for how he treats the girl and everyone else

Threatening Mycroft by just being a badass bitch and telling him to fuck off every now and then

Long story short, you make Enola laugh and Mycroft scoff as he walks away

He’s a stubborn bean, which now that I think about it- aren’t all Henry’s characters?

While he doesn’t say it much, he loves you

You get paranoid with this character too, as he does work that can be very dangerous as well

When he returns, he doesn’t say much aside from that he’s there now and that he loves you

cuddles with him whispering softly,

“I’m here now.” “I’m safe.” “I’m okay.” “I love you.”

Kisses in public either be quick pecks or minute long for goodbyes, but greetings-

especially after being apart for a while?

HC TIME

He comes home on the train and you’re at the station with his siblings

As soon as he spots you, he sets his stuff down because you’re already running at him

You jump into his arms and kiss him hard, not caring in the slightest about the other people at the station

It makes you smile every time he introduces you as his spouse

You’ve heard it so many times yet it still makes your heart flutter every single time

Napoleon Solo

The amount of times you’ve just dropped everything and walked away because he was being ‘too serious”-

You say something, he takes it seriously, you groan and stomp away

But then you know you can do the same back to him

Napoleon is an all around awesome husband but he’s not going to just pretend to agree with stuff

Will correct you no matter how embarrassed you get

Makes up with kisses or stuff idk

Let me be honest, I don’t know much about writing for Napoleon but he is an icon...sometimes

He’s protective

by that I mean he’s stubborn but really it’s his way of keeping you safe

Would probably lock you in your room even though you’re a, a grown ass adult, and b, his spouse for fuck’s sake?!??!

Doesn’t tell you when something’s bothering him unless he feels the need to

“I’m not a fucking mind-reader, Solo!”

“Neither am I but I still manage-”

He doesn’t mean to make you feel bad, he just- emotions and him aren’t the best of friends

Emotions aren’t exactly friends with most of his characters

He’d much rather just speak with actions than admit anything

Sometimes you worry that he’s just fucking with you

When he proposed, it scared the shit out of you ‘cause you thought it was a joke

Never admits to anything willingly...?

Yeah sorry...Idk, that’s all I got :\

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hanniejji · 4 years ago

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BAKUGOU WITH JEALOUS!S/O

[ bakugou katsuki x s/o ]

anon: can i request a hc of reader being jealous because a kohai is hittin' on bakugou?? (i wouldn't mind if it gets a 'lil spicy *wink* *wink*)

note: a lil spicy it is ;) | m.list

warnings: a lil suggestive but still sfw owo

contrary to popular beliefs, i bet a lot of girls are drooling over bakugou rkshof

i mean y'all see this man?

those biceps are wonderful and those thighs are beautiful and those hands are pretty and that face—

im sure im not a bakugou stan

and because of this, girls are constantly throwing themselves over him and confessing but this bOi

"why should i waste my time on these extras?"

his only goal is to become the number one hero he ain't got time for y'all

that's what he said 👀

until you came around and turned him into a simp uwu

he spent his whole first year and half of his second year pinning over you before he actually got the balls lol get it? to confess lmao

slow burn, best friends to lovers, 20k+ words, angst, fluff, mutual pinning, painful as fuck

so yeah, he's famous and has a lot of admirers

unfortunately for you, he also have shameless fangirls that flirts with him even tho they know he's taken

man's unbothered but you're not

this particular bitch™

this biTcH

had the nerve to flirt with him right in front of you :)) right in front of my fucking salad

she's pressing her chest on his arms while asking him how tf he got so buff and how he's so great at sparring and shit and just literally praising the ground he's walking on

i mean, you would too but what she's doing is just gross af fhsk

you're seething, your hands are clenched into fist and everyone can sense the murderous aura in the air

bakusquad is behind watching while praying for the bitch's safety bakugou's secretly waiting for you oof he finds it amusing gjsjfkd

then she placed her hand on his chest while giggling

ok, calm down, y/n, you got this

it took you three deep inhales before you plastered a terrifying smile on your face >:)

bakugou almost pissed his pants when he saw your smile

without sparing the girl a look, your hand encased one of your boyfriend's and tugged him away

"kat.su.ki! i have something to show you!"

lowkey your tone turned him on oof

"hey! can't you see he's talking to me!?"

everyone: oh shit

so you turned towards the girl, sweet smile and all, but your eyes are dark and your tone was… sickeningly sweet…

"did i ask? do i have to? im sorry, i can't hear the bullshit coming from your mouth, can you repeat that?" you took a step forward, "sorry, but im sure you can find someone else to leech off, preferably someone single and not my boyfriend, so kindly back the fuck off, yeah?"

bakugou whistled, a proud smirk on his face

"that was hOt"

you bet your ass she ran away after that oof

so you pulled him once again, away from everyone's eyes and when you're far enough, he tugs you close to his chest

he looms over you, caging your body in his arms with a very very sly smirk

"so, what did you want to show me, babe?"

;)))))))

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5sos-seavey · 4 years ago

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“PHASES” INSPIRED JJ FIC

it’s finally here after so long !! really hope you like it girl

Phases - JJ Maybank

Warning(s): some swearing

Word Count: 2416 (without the lyrics)

Tags: @snarkystarkey, @maybe-maybanks, @baby-bearie, @mayibeyoursbanks, @katie-avery, @kaceyjost

A/N: I decided to not switch through points of view but just kept writing while the povs kinda sorta change, hopefully it makes sense as you read but it might be more of JJ’s pov since the song is from the guy’s pov ALSO if you’ve seen the music video for phases I guess it’s kinda gonna be like that lol

I know you’re tryna do you, but I heard you fell off.

After a couple bad nights, and 20 cold hearts.

Tryna find a new you, but I heard you got lost.

Tryna figure your worth.

What the hell does that cost?

You and JJ had been together for a little over a year when you told him that you thought you needed some space and wanted to figure out who you were and what you wanted. At first JJ was confused, he thought you loved each other and wanted each other. “Please don’t be upset with me,” you had said to him. “Y/N I just want you to explain it to me.” “JJ, we’re so young, and I’m not saying I don’t love you, because I do, I love you so much, but I have no idea who I am. I don’t want it to be 3 years down the road and we decide that we don’t want to be together. I know that we’re young, but I honestly think that we’re it for each other. I just don’t want us to end up as that, right person, wrong time, couple.” JJ was nodding along as you had spoke, “okay. I get that. Just, please don’t like, I don’t know, forget me, I guess? Because I love you and I want to be with you.”

When I’m kissing ya, grippin’ ya thigh.

I realized you were destined and meant to be mine.

But who am I to conflict with ya livin’ your life?

Just know when you call, I’m at the end of the line.

JJ knew you were the one. He just wanted to be with you. But he didn’t want to get in the way of you finding yourself, because he didn’t want you to be the, right person, wrong time. He thought of you as the, right person all the time, no matter what. He also would never want you to feel pressure to stay with him because he wanted you to. He also didn’t know what kind of space you wanted so he would sometimes text you, reply to your story, whatever. It broke you, but sometimes you just didn’t answer him. You knew this was hard for him, but it was hard for you too.

JJ: just checking in, how are ya?

y/n: im good jj, thanks.

y/n: i know it’s been a couple weeks and we’re both kinda struggling with this but idk if we should be texting and shit while we’re figuring how exactly to navigate this. and it also won’t help in any kind of growth. im sorry jj

JJ was beside himself. He wanted to be there for you, but this was the one time you didn’t want that. He still thought it was important for you to know that he’s here for you.

JJ: i get that. don’t be a total stranger tho. if you ever need me or anything, i’ll be here

JJ never got a response to that message. But he knew, or at least hoped, you’d come to him if you ever needed.

I’ll practice my patience, while you’re getting wasted.

Till fate brings you home, I’ll wait through your phases.

You’ll shuffle through faces, like songs in your playlist.

Till fate brings you home, I’ll wait through your phases, phases.

It had been about two months since you asked for space and JJ was doing as well as he could be. He spent a lot of time at John B.’s to try and distract himself with John B., Ki and Pope. Even Sarah came sometimes. Sarah was surprisingly helpful actually, while his other three friends tried to steer clear of anything to do with you, Sarah wasn’t worried about bringing you up, “well she did say that she wanted to be with you right? Don’t look at it as a breakup because it’s not. And even if it does become one, which I highly doubt, it isn’t one yet.” JJ was shaking his head, “she’s seeing other people, she doesn’t ever talk to me and I know that I don’t talk to her either, but she asked for that. I don’t know Sarah, it’s hard not to treat it like a breakup.”

Ki started to agree with Sarah, “but JJ, she said she loves you; she just needs to know who she is. You don’t want her to resent you down the road.” JJ looked at Ki in shock, she never wants to talk about Y/N, she was always worried about upsetting JJ. He couldn’t argue with them, what they said made sense, and plus, you had been talking to those two more than you had been talking to him. And that was saying a lot because you only talked to the girls maybe once or twice a week, and you always tried to avoid talk of JJ because you didn’t want to be worried about how he may be feeling; he had said that he supported you in wanting to do this, so you were just going to stick to that.

It definitely did not help JJ’s worrying knowing that you’d go out and you’d be seeing other people, going on dates, doing whatever else you were going to do while you two weren’t together. He’d just have to wait on you, he wanted you to be as sure as he was.

Hittin’ all the right cues and you’re leaving your mark.

But I know that ain’t you, you’re just playing your part.

Tryna fit in them shoes, but you take it too far.

It doesn’t matter where it takes you, I’ll go wherever you are.

It had been four months now. You can’t lie, you missed JJ, but you can’t find yourself in four months just to go right back where you were before. Obviously not saying that going back to JJ would be bad, but it still seemed to early to go back to him now.

You’ve gone a quite a bit of dates, in the beginning, they were all one offs though. Two months ago you had met someone, things were going pretty well actually. You had gone on a few dates together, but you personally thought things had been moving too fast. When you brought it up though, it did not go well. You were told that you were “self sabotaging because you don’t want to be happy.” It goes without saying that you two were no longer see each other. Maybe you were self sabotaging, you definitely weren’t doing it on purpose though. You just always had a lot on your mind.

Since then, you’ve been going out a lot again, and surprisingly Sarah was joining you quite a bit lately. You had felt bad almost completely cutting off your friends just because they were also JJ’s friends. You just didn’t want it to seem like you wanted them to pick sides because ultimately, there were no sides. Right now Sarah was over at your place and you were waiting on the food the two of you had ordered before going out for the night, “so what’s the plan, Y/N?” “Guess we’ll just go to one of the bars or clubs downtown. Can you wing-woman me,” you asked her, lightly laughing. Sarah started slightly laughing along with you, “sure. But uh, and don’t take this the wrong way but, what if we just went out to have a good time tonight? If you meet someone, you meet someone. Don’t try to force finding someone.” You looked at Sarah thoughtfully, maybe she was right. The last few times you’d gone out, and with Sarah, she helped you find someone, and you’d gone on a few dates. Maybe tonight could just be more of a chill night out, “you know what, yeah, you’re right. Do you wanna call Kiara and see if she wants to join too?” Sarah was silent for a second while she stared blankly, “um, I actually don’t know if she’s free. I think she had plans tonight, uh, with the boys.” “Oh okay that’s fine, just me and you then,” you smiled at her. Sure you hadn’t seen Kiara in a while, maybe it was mostly on you, but sometimes it sucked, guess that’s what happens when you want a break from one of your friend’s best friend.

When I’m kissing ya, grippin’ ya thigh.

I realized you were destined and meant to be mine.

But who am I to conflict with ya livin’ your life?

Just know when you call, I’m at the end of the line.

I’ll practice my patience, while you’re getting wasted.

Till fate brings you home, I’ll wait through your phases.

You’ll shuffle through faces, like songs in your playlist.

Till fate brings you home, I’ll wait through your phases, phases.

I’ll wait, I’ll wait through your phases, phases.

For you, I’ll wait through your phases, phases.

I’ll wait, I’ll wait, I’ll wait through your phases.

JJ could admit that these past few months had been hard, but what he hated to admit even more was that it was also getting easier. You never texted him and even Sarah wouldn’t talk as much about you to JJ either. She felt bad because she had started hanging out with you more and more and she didn’t really want it to seem like she was rubbing it in JJ’s face in any way. JJ did appreciate that Sarah was doing that for him, and he also appreciated that you had Sarah, he figured it must’ve been hard for you not being able to talk to any of your friends, but it is what you decided.

JJ didn’t really go out much, he didn’t enjoy it as much as he used to when he would go with you. John B. did make him go out a couple times, especially recently since Sarah was going out with you. Nothing ever happened when he went out, he mostly would just sit at their table and had a couple drinks. JJ was waiting on you.

I’m really tired of being soft spoken.

You got me broke, writing songs about you daily and it’s messing with my focus.

You fuck with him, but we both realized that he was bogus.

I’m the one for you, so why do I feel like I go unnoticed.

I’m talking more than clothes hittin’ floors.

I’m falling off track, but not the rack, like a chore.

Oh, look, another butterfly, I feel it in my core.

Even though you ain’t mine, it’s the fact that I’m yours.

It’s the fact that my life ain’t complete without yours.

It’s the fact that at night I be tryna ignore.

Catching overseas flights just to knock on your door, cause you put my planet in orbit.

Stargirl, your body’s so solar.

Promise you, baby, I’m sober.

Just wait till you give in and finally come over.

I can’t wait to tell you, “I told ya, I told ya, I told ya.”

It’s been about half a year without any contact from you, and JJ is going crazy. Not only that, but now he’s more stressed and worried than he was in the first two months. He didn’t think it’d be like this for this long. He thought maybe you could’ve even been friendly with each other but if you weren’t going to message him, he didn’t want to feel like he was overstepping and intruding on your space.

JJ was also frustrated though because he really, really, really thought you’d at least even tell him that you didn’t want to be together by now. But maybe if you hadn’t it was a good sign, right? He needed to know something though, even if it wasn’t him directly that was finding out.

JJ: Sarah, can I ask you for a favour?

Sarah: shoot

JJ: could you see where Y/N’s head is at rn? I’m kinda freaking out

Sarah: actually I can do you one better

JJ: ??

Sarah: she’s still figuring things out BUT she’s not confused about things as much and she thinks she knows what she wants

Sarah: before you ask tho, she didn’t tell me where she stands or what she’s doing. she probably figured you’d ask or I’d tell you, which I wish I could do

Sarah: I know you’re stressing, but hopefully it won’t be for much longer bc she’ll tell you something soon one way or another

Sarah: but I hope it’s in the way that you’re both happy and together :)

JJ: thanks Sarah, I really appreciate it

JJ: keep me updated if she tells you anything or you hear anything

Sarah: of course, same goes for you

Wow, at the beginning of all this, JJ definitely did not think Sarah would be like his saving grace through it all. She’s honestly been the most helpful and straightforward, making sure JJ was feeling all his feelings and not hiding from any of his friends. She wanted him to know that she was there for him, and so were the boys and Kiara.

I’ll practice my patience, while you’re getting wasted.

Till fate brings you home, I’ll wait through your phases.

You’ll shuffle through faces, like songs in your playlist.

Till fate brings you home, I’ll wait through your phases, phases.

I’ll wait, I’ll wait through your phases, phases.

For you, I’ll wait through your phases, phases.

I’ll wait, I’ll wait, I’ll wait through your phases.

So much time has passed, and you knew now for sure, that you were ready to be with JJ. But since so much time had passed, with no contact at all, you weren’t sure how he still felt. What you did know was that you had to tell him everything you felt before because even though you knew you wanted to be with him, he needed to know that he wanted to be with you. There was not one bone in JJ’s body that didn’t want to be with you, but you didn’t know that.

Y/N: Sarah, do you know where JJ is?

Y/N: PLEASE DON’T TELL HIM IM LOOKING FOR HIM!!!!

Sarah: I won’t dw

Sarah: and he’s at John B.’s, we all are

Y/N: okay please all stay there

You were on your way to John B.’s and to say you were nervous was an understatement. You hadn’t seen any of them, other than Sarah, for half of a year. You just hope none of them changed their opinion of you and hated you now.

Y/N: I’m here, do you think you could try to get JJ to come out without telling him it’s me

You waited a minute until Sarah responded.

Sarah: he’s coming!!!

You waited on John B.’s front lawn and then JJ opened the door. You didn’t know what Sarah said to him to get him to come out, but he started looking around until he saw you, which caused him to do a double take. “Y/N? Wha-what are you doing here?” JJ started to come over to where you were standing. “I uh, I uh, wanted to see you. I-is that okay,” you were a lot more nervous than you thought you were going to be. “Yeah of course. Is um, something wrong?” “I guess that depends.” “Depends on what? You’re kinda worrying me.” “I have something to say to you. And I need to say it all before uh, any kind of decision is made.” “Oh um okay. Go ahead.” You took a deep breath and started.

“When I told you that I wanted to just take a break for a while, I said it was for me and to figure out who I was, which is partly true. I ended up realizing though, that wasn’t the only reason,” JJ tilted his head in confusion at you while you continued, “I realized that it was for you too. And yes, I know that it wasn’t your idea and you still supported me and the decision, but it was for you. It was for you through me. I wanted to make sure you were happy, I didn’t want you to regret being with me,” JJ opened his mouth to say something, but you stopped him, “I just wanna finish,” which he nodded at. “I didn’t want to end up being a burden on you and then have you resenting me in the future for who I was. And I know it sounds ridiculous, these scenarios that haven’t happened about problems you’ve never even voiced. But I guess I not only wanted to grow for me, but I wanted to grow for you, because I love you. I love you so much JJ Maybank.”

JJ had the biggest smile on his face as he pulled you into hug and then put his hands on either side of your face softly and kissed you. You swear you’d never been happier. JJ pulled away, both of you with the same goofy smiles. “I love you Y/N, so much. I’m just glad that we’re together again.” “Me too.” Then before JJ could kiss you again, you heard banging on the windows and when you and JJ looked, John B., Pope, Kiara and Sarah had all been watching through the window the whole time. You and JJ laughed while the four of them just cheered. “Let’s give em a show then,” and JJ pulled you into another kiss.

#jj maybank imagine #outer banks imagine #obx imagine #jj maybank #outer banks #obx #sams work

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whitebriefs33 · 4 years ago

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Dudes tho...

lol This guy on A4A(Adam4Adam) swears 2 God he’s n2 frot/bate we’re doin all this freaky bate talkin n shit but the distance is far so since I’m not mobile and he’ll have 2 come see me, he turns around and asks me “is that all u down 2 do? That’s too far of a drive jus 2 swordfight.” lol O but let him tell it he read my profile and if he was REALLY n2 frottage and bate like that then he automatically should know frotting is way more than jus “swordfighting”. So I hit him back after I took a long deep breath on this shit was like u good don’t worry about it, he hits me back wit some “ok bet”. Bros r too old 2 b takin other bros around n a circle like that and the fact that we’re practically the same age (I’m 42) don’t make it no better, lol come on now guys, y’all are up n age 2 where u oughta know what u want and what u lookin 4, u way too old 2 b ZOOMIN thru shit and not reading nothing. Which is another reason y I don’t fuck wit too many dudes lol I wouldn’t even woulda hit him up know what I’m saying these guys b hittin me up wit this merry-go-round bullshit and FOR WHAT tho?! I don’t fuck wit too many bros! 🖖🏾 🤷🏾‍♂️

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gingus-arts · 4 years ago

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AH YES ANOTHER ONE OF THESE!!! with my thoughts again ajdjsj- this is one of my favourite ships so i had to

tIME FOR ANOTHER SHIP "ESSAY." this time on keishima >:) again, the heights r just what i found on the wiki (i think it's cool that mishima is taller than keiji, his height fits him) and their sexualities & ages are a mix of what i've seen and what i think fits. which is to say, i saw this neat fanart of mishima being gay sjdhfns. generally i think they go together really well so let's start!

1. big spoon vs. little spoon — i just think keiji would want to be the big spoon asjhfshfn. mishima wouldn't be too set on either but he'd default to being the little spoon most of the time just cos keiji likes to be the opposite

2. lends clothes vs. borrows clothes — i think it'd be harder for mishima to lend keiji clothes with keiji being such a Beefy Boi, but he'd be totally okay lending whatever would fit him, generally stuff like ties and other accessories. i could also see mishima borrowing clothes once in a while, like if he forgot to do laundry and needed a dress shirt for work (it's not ideal because it'd be a bit baggy, but it's better than nothing) or if he wanted something comfortable to wear at home. he'd probably always ask keiji before he borrows things despite keiji saying that he doesn't need to, and he starts asking less as they're together longer (since he doesn't do it often anyway)

3. doesn't use pet names vs. uses pet names — mishima just doesn't seem like one for nicknames or pet names KFJSJDN. keiji absolutely does though— i think keiji would be more likely to flirt overtly in general so it just makes sense that he'd use pet names more. he'd probably stuff like "babe" a lot lol. but also, mishima would use an occasional "my love" whenever he's feeling lovey dovey (also this bouta sound hella cheesy but the way he says keiji's name sometimes is a term of endearment in itself)

4. extroverted vs. introverted — i think keiji would be kind of extroverted in the sense that he likes being around people (even if he's not particularly talkative, he can hold a conversation decently) and would prefer that to being alone, mostly because being around other people makes it easier to distract himself from his thoughts. i don't think he'd be drained by social situations either, but moreso envigorated by them (most of the time, anyway). that last part goes for mishima too! i think mishima would be significantly more extroverted than keiji just cos he seems extremely open to talking with everyone and seems to connect easily with them (and, he also seems more likely to persuade or push people into conversation than keiji is) though mishima is comfortable with having time alone too.

5. affection thru words vs. affection thru actions — i think keiji would generally have a hard time getting out affectionate words, so he just settles for doing small things like getting mishima food when he's @ work and kissing him or putting his arm around him. i think mishima would say really sweet stuff to keiji sometimes (though it's often more subtle & poetic than a straight up "i love you") and also compliment him often, so he'd be pretty comfortable voicing his affections, though he also does stuff with his actions.

6. confesses first vs. waits for confession — mishima just has a lot more confidence and self-esteem than keiji so i think he'd feel more comfortable opening himself up to rejection,,, though he would get the same nervousness about it that everyone gets. keiji distanced himself from even the possibility of being /friends/ with mishima, there's no way he'd think mishima would want to handle the burden of being his s/o, and it's possible he would just flat out deny that mishima likes him even if it's really obvious, if mishima doesn't say it upfront. so, he wouldn't even be waiting for a confession, he'd just try to get rid of his feelings (he'd probably feel somewhat guilty for "spoiling" their friendship with his feelings.) there is a small, small chance he'd tell mishima in a very unceremonious, way too casual sort of way, but this would definitely be an impulsive decision and he'd decide against doing it if he didn't blurt out in the minute he considered it (if that makes sense)

7. screams about bugs vs. squashes bugs with shoe — i just think it'd be funny if mishima was afraid of bugs LOL, tho i think it'd be more accurate to say that he's intrigued by bugs as a knowledgeable person (fr he just seems like he'd know a bunch of random ass information about a shit load of things) but likes to keep his distance from them. even though he's unnerved when they get too close to him, though, he makes an effort to not kill them. keiji does not care lol he'll just squash

8. drives the car vs. can't drive lol — i don't think keiji would necessarily be a bad driver, but i don't think he'd be good at it for one main reason– anxiety, or specifically, ptsd. the loud noises that sometimes come with driving, honking horns, the sharp rush of air and tires on gravel when a car passes you by, i think, could get overwhelming if he was in a relatively busy area. i don't think he'd be too good at concentrating either, he seems like he'd be somewhat prone to zoning out. mishima would Definitely be better at concentrating at keiji, and even if he zones out a bit, he's driven more than keiji (assuming,, he drives 2 work) and isn't bothered by loud noises. i don't think keiji would be too keen on admitting his problems with driving but mishima would probably pick up on it after it then call keiji out on it, /then/ he'd insist on driving most of the time.

9. can't cook for shit vs. makes dinner — i Actually Have a specific cooking hc for keiji which is that he can cook pretty basic things just fine, but he doesn't really feel the need to cook for himself so he barely cooks. like, if he was living alone, he'd probably live off of fast food and microwave meals KDJSJDN. now, if he was living with mishima- i think he'd moreso let mishima take care of the cooking, considering that mishima is Actually Good At It, but would offer help getting ingredients out or anything else mishima might need. if he wants to surprise mishima or give him a break from cooking, he'll order something to eat instead of cooking bc 1) his cooking ranges from mediocre to kinda bad and 2) he knows how to cook like 4 meals tops and 3) he doesn't want to embarrass himself lol (tho he won't admit that he doesn't want to..) mishima may coax him into at some point, though, and in that case, he'd try it out.

10. dislikes pda vs. loves pda — i think mishima would like to stay professional & within social norms in public, but he wouldn't be opposed to holding hands or a kiss on the cheek. keiji, on the other hand, has Less Shame and would nearly make out with mishima if he let him lmao- i think keiji would like teasing mishima with pda to some extent

11. overprotective vs. chill going — overall i think they'd both be pretty protective over each other! mishima seems like a protective person in general, (presumably that kinda comes with how nurturing he is) so i think that'd go doubly for his boyfriend with mental health problems up the wazoo who DOES NOT TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF NEARLY ENOUGH.... i think keiji might get annoyed with mishima's overprotectiveness but mishima stands firm in it and keiji eventually comes to recognize it less as a lack of trust & babying him, and more as a sign that mishima cares about him (and occasionally, is concerned about him.) i also think keiji would be protective over mishima, just as a base level of people he cares about, but less so than mishima is over him because mishima's pretty well adjusted and generally doesn't need protection from anything (except bugs maybe, lol)

12. has more relationship experience vs. has NO relationship experience — ok so,, i'm a little conflicted on my takes here, because if i was going with canon, it wouldn't make sense that mishima is gay because he was skeptical of kugie's same sex relationship, /unless/ he hadn't figured out his sexuality yet, which is not entirely implausible (or, if it's the internalized homophobia hittin-) i still want to headcannon him as gay so imma go with those explanations. however, if that's the case, it doesn't make sense to have him date any younger than he is now– unless, he had a serious case of comp het, which is also plausible. that may have helped him understand how relationships work, but they wouldn't be truly fulfilling if he's gay. if we're taking the relationship experience to be inclusive of platonic relationships, though, mishima would definitely have more experience than keiji. and whether we're talking platonic or romantic with keiji, i don't think he'd have very much AJDHDJ. i think he'd have like 2 or 3 girlfriends when he was younger, but nothing serious, and i don't think he'd have any really strong friendships either, in school i think it'd mostly just be the type of friends that u don't rly hang around with too often after school & then you kinda just don't see them afterwards, and in adult life it'd be coworkers, so like,, even less of a purely friendship thing. i think not having a support system would really jack him up when the trauma hit bUT i'm getting off topic so let's move on!

13. HORNY LEVEL — keiji is a horny fool don't @ me, mishima is a functional level of horniness

14. AWKWARDNESS LEVEL — so, if this was general awkwardness levels, i'd put keiji's a lot lower and mishima's a bit higher-- HOWEVER. i'm taking this 2 mean their awkwardness levels in the context of a relationship and that's why they are what they are. i would think keiji is pretty awkward in romance due to his constant deflection and tendency to distance himself– mishima would be better suited to it but A Bit Unsure either because he hasn't had relationships before or he hasn't had relationships with men before. figuring out gey things. ah but yeah i dunno, i didn't come to a conclusion in my previous rant on this :')

15. JEALOUSY LEVEL — i think keiji would b jealous mostly because he's insecure and feels like he's not enough for mishima. he wouldn't voice it and would just try to get over it, though mishima would probably notice him pouting or being a little distant. mishima, on the other hand, is quite secure in himself, and even when he isn't, i don't think he would feel particularly jealous. i feel like he'd be really happy when keiji gets close 2 other people and makes friends and stuff because that'd be good for him.

#your turn to die #yttd mishima #yttd keiji #keishima #keimishi #yttd kazumi #kimi ga shine #ship chart #oop i finished this a couple of hours ago but i forgot to post it

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indecisive-v · 3 years ago

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NINJAMUFFIN DOING ANOTHER AMA ON TWITTER, HERE'S MORE SHIT FOR YA! keep in mind i'm just sharing the funkin related stuff, though i am including WAAAAY more than what i shared before 👍 go check out ninja's twitter profile for questions about stuff like ritz! questions in blue, answers in orange. if yall don't wanna read everything i MIGHT make a version of this post where i replace the answers with my own summaries of em (and if the questions are long, those too)

and here's a link to the ama tweet itself! dunno if it's still goin

Q: I figure the answer will be yes but do you have more plans to implement more guest appearances from people in the newgrounds community into FNF? Or are you all gunna focus on OG lore and stuff going forward

A: for guest appearances, I think we have always seen it as getting a healthy mix of both. PERSONALLY I'd like to lean towards having more OG stuff than guest stuff, BUT it's all a matter of what other boys think of that as well. I'm not the sole person working on game!

Q: Are you gonna release the full FNF game or are you gonna be releasing week after week? Like, are you gonna release week 8 or are we gonna wait some years until The Full Ass Game comes out?

A: Release plan for FNF right now is a few more updates or whatev to the 'demo' we have out right now, and then a long silence of probably no updates whatsoever until the full game is done (which will likely be a few years). That's partly why we made kickstarter for game.

Q: Hey so like, how much will Fnf cost after it's finished? And when will you ask the supporters what they want the game on?

A: It's all subject to change, but right now it prob gonna be standard 15-25$ lil steam indie game.

We will ask Kickstarter pledgers and whatnot what they want the game on SUPER close to when its released, to keep options open if we get onto anything like a console people want.

Q: 1. how was your day

2. are you releasing a week 8 song early like week 7, or are you goin full lockdown

A: I am doing GOOD today, and I think recently I've been good in general.

up to the mood, but so far we doing good about not having anything leak or whatev, so I think it'd be fun to have update come out with people not knowing what to expect at all. Build dat intrigue

Q: Will fnf ever get official plushies?? Seems like an untapped market

A: FNF plushies will prob happen some point, we have a lot of current merch stuff on our plates already though! (Mostly kickstarter type stuff, shirts, pins, posters, and all the physical OST stuff) Its a lot to sort out, but in time more and more stuff will happen. We r jus 4 boys!

Q: did you ever expect your game to blow up as it did? what was your first reaction to seeing it become super popular

A: FNF never had a humble moment, literally day 1 before the prototype even came out, the vid on twitter had like 5K likes overnight. Then when ludum dare version came out, it got 5K likes again, like it wasnt just a fluke. Was crazy, and def felt like somethin was different wit FNF

Q: Do you plan on getting other people to come in to help with the music? That seems like a lot of work to dump on one person, what with the erect mode and whatnot.

I guess the question could apply to all aspects of development. Will you be bringing on more people to help?

A: We definitely are getting help from other people. We are always keeping an eye on people for various different things. In terms of programming, already I've gotten 2 people (MtH and Geokureli) to help with certain Week 7 stuff (charting/polish, and loading stuff). Shit like dat

Q: Oh, also, will the Steam version be Workshop compatible? That'd really help streamline the process of downloading mods.

A: Steam version of FNF will likely NOT be Steam workshop compatible, because we want all the mods to NOT be spread out through different places. There WILL be modding support that is as streamlined as Steam workshop though. Mainly for non-steam versions of the game!

Q: Are there any chances that the game will have a physical release? Also any updates on a switch port? I remember one of you guys talking/joking about it.

A: Not impossible for FNF to get a physical release. We would want to see how far we could go with it though. I think it'd be super easy to do something wit people like LimitedRun games or whatev, but I think stuff like that can only go so far. I wanna see Funkin in mf Walmart!!!!!!

not that LimitedRun isn't going to be an option! Just we consider and pursue many different things! FNF release is years away, so we have time to think about everything. Whole mindset can be different just a few months from now.

Q: Out of curiosity, how are you dealing with all the popularity? It blew up so fast id barely be able to handle it if I was in your shoes.

A: The only way I've been able to handle it is having the other boys on the crew and being able to talk to them about all the overwhelmingness.

Part of it feels very lonesome, feels like NO ONE can come close to comprehending exactly how I'm feeling, except them. also other PALS!!!

Q: Do you own any of the bootleg FNF merchandise? Like any bootleg plushies or anything?

A: i dont, i genuinely think they r a waste of money, and I know any bootleg shit that gets made, we can prob go about and make it, and make it 100x cooler because we actually put effort into shit. bootleg shit just in it for the coin, so they aint gettin that from me

Q: How did you go about getting in contact with sr pelo for skid and pumps vocals?

A: Pelo i think was familiar and pals wit PhantomArcade a bit thru various Newgrounds things and collabs and whatnot.

pelo retweeted the first OG FNF posts first ever, and brought a LOT of attention to it. to pay him back, we put skid and pump in game! ask dave for more info prob

Q: what's the plan for having the full ass game open source if it's gonna cost money? couldn't people just download the source and compile the game for free?

A: when FNF is fully released, the full source code will be released as well.

the game will be DRM free so it will be way easier for people to redistribute the released/offical .exe instead of compiling it, so that's not the issue anyways. people will pay for things if they like it

Q: What are the chances of it getting on consoles like switch or Playstation, ps5 would definitely be my preferred way to play

A: it'd be a matter of hiring someone to build out backend stuff for those specific consoles. someone who knows their way around all the wacky code stuff, AND knows console hardware stuff. Then its just a matter of hittin up those console manufacturers (Sony, Microsoft, or Nintendo)

the CLOSEST one is SWITCH. pretty much all of that backend is already made, so it just a matter of gettin all that access and shit.

i think in any case though, there's a lot of NDA stuff required, i dunno how much we'd be able to talk about it even IF we get that stuf sorted

Q: any ideas of releasing it on epic store or another platform?

A: Right now, the only thing that is 100% confirmed and WILL happen is a Steam version, itchio version, and mobile versions on respective app stores. Other storefronts aren't out of the picture though, but we don't want to spread ourselves too thin with it.

Q: Will you continue using HaxeFlixel to make the rest of FNF?

A: yes, because it is what I'm the most technically proficient in, and generally is VERY flexible. just a matter of ME becoming a better coder. It's ALL open source, so if I need something done a certain way, either I can do it, or we can hire someone to do it.

Q: have you seen game theory's videos on your game yet and if so, what do you think about them? (not talking about his predictions because i dont want spoilers. i like mystery)

A: it is always good silly fun to watch the Game Theory vids about Funkin with some pals, and see what matpat thinks of the game. i lov the vids, but wish he used my face less! Or at least used a cuter pic of me like this one!!

Q: Ok so: What does the future of FNF look like to you?

A: future of FNF is a rhythm game that not only exceeds every expectation that people have of it, but subverts most expectations and conventions as well.

Q: Do you plan on retouching on older weeks once the game is fully out? Like reanimating sprites, redoing some charting, updating the background, etc

A: retouching and probably overhauling certain aspects is almost definitely gonna happen. Everything is fluid and can be changed (and should be changed when necessary). i dont think anything should be too attached to, especially this early on in development

Q: I honestly do not care if the answer to this is vague as hell to keep surprises and shit lol but… Since Week 7 was the closest we’ll get to a playable girlfriend (still bf controlling tho), do you have plans to make girlfriend playable in spin-off things or just freeplay?

A: wouldnt be out of the picture for a playable GF, i don't think we've had some hard thing AGAINST it. just a matter of what we want out of the game, and what sort of story or whatev we could do with that concept

Q: How do BF and GF manage to meet famous newgrounds characters (such as pico, tankman and the others to come) like is this all in one universe/ timeline or are they being brought in?

A: i think they are all just there existing. i think there's a lot of wacky things in other media that try to justify crossovers, like MULTIVERSE bullshit or TIMELINE shit, but i dunno, its like subspace emissary. Captain Falcon and Olimar from Pikmin just hang out. Shit like dat

disclaimer that all lore shit is in phantomarcade head pretty much and maybe there is wacky dimensions or somethin

Q: Will the game have dlc?

A: its not too unlikely that we'd have expansions of some sort, but i mean right now we plan on packing in as much as we can into base game, and trying to make that as pure as possible.

if there is ANY dlc, i would personally want it to be 100% free updates

Q: How did you meet Phantom Arcade, Kawai Sprite, and EvilSker? And what do you think about the community and its controversies?

A: me and phantomarcade been fukin around NG for years so years and years ago we naturally crossed paths and became pals

about 2 years ago i found kawaisprites music on NG, and started talkin wit him, made Ritz wit him and we fell in lov

and evilsk8r i met cuz of FNF!!!

quik elaborate on evilsk8r, wanted artist for gamejam FNF was for (ludum dare), and OG person i asked wasnt available, so he referred me to evilsk8r, who I have never met or talked to before ever.

#friday night funkin #fnf #fridaynightfunkin

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gizoogletranslateshomestuck · 5 years ago

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[A6A6I5] ====>

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DAVE: 'n tha middle of whizzat

ROZE: A sizzles of heartfelt convizzles of a personal nizzle.

DIZZAVE: oh DAVE: i guess im 'n tha middle of thoze now too DAVE: im feel'n heartfelt as fuck somebody bone me up on tha shit

ROSE: One cizzle simply be boned up on shiznit sizzle as dis. You hizzy ta be there. It dont stop till the wheels fall off.

DIZZAY: C-to-tha-izzome on

ROZE so jus' chill: Wizards, Problizzles, Feelings. It was yo' standard tizzy of twizzo estrange' mutual shot calla. ROZE: Any qizzles?

DIZZLE fo' sho': yes lots

ROZE: Ok. ROZE: Cizzy you maybe sizzy ova T-H-to-tha-izzere fo` a wizzy n wrizzay them all dizzown?

DAVE dogg: um

KANAYA like old skool shit: Roze Dis Accumulation Of Thugz Be Com'n Dangerously Cloze Ta Whizzay Yo' Cultizzle M-to-tha-izzight Process As A Humizzle Familial Unit KANAYA: Dis Is A Foreign Idizzle Ta Me N Probizzle A Private Matta Ta You So I Think I Will Leave You All Alone N Go Rap Ta Some Trolls KANAYA: Persizzle I Think You Should Welcome Dave Into Tha Fold Of Yo' Poignant Wizard Reverie KANAYA: From Mah Cultural Point Of Vizziew At Least He Has As Much Claim Ta A Senze Of Ancestral Connection Ta Yo' Poser As You KANAYA with my forty-fo' mag: Sizzy You Everybizzle

DIZZY paper'd up: yeah dawg kanaya ta tha rescue wit smizzle shizzit ta say as usual

ROZE: Uttizzle destroyed again, by ha superizzle senze of rizzle n decorum fo gettin yo pimp on. ROZE: Though I do wonda if ha perspective would be differizzle if she'd eva had to manage relations witta "twizzle brotha".

DAVE: Anotha dogg house production. ok but who cares 'bout T-H-to-tha-izzat DAVE: so roze DIZZY, ya feel me? its our mom DAVE: hizzey mom

ROXY: hi!!!

DAVE droppin hits: well not mizzle DIZZY: Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. yo' actual nizzay instead of that i gizzuess DAVE: roxy i think THINK u think right

RIZZLE so jus' chill: mizzy ok tizzoo tho

DIZZAVE: i diznunno tizzy might be weird DAVE: call'n you that all tha tizzay DAVE: rose would T-H-to-tha-izzat be weird

ROZE ta help you tap dat ass: It would probably git a shawty weird. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome.

DAVE: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. so mizzy DAVE: im jizzay go'n ta jizzle right into tha fuckin fry'n pan hizzy DIZZLE: lizzike tape off a no bizzle zizzle fo` a wizzy DAVE: if thats ok

ROXY: a frying piznan 'n tha no bullshit zizzle?? ROXY: siznounds intizzle ROXY: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. whizno be mann'n dis pan n who gave him clearance fiznor tha no bs zone

DAVE: captain Serizzles be at tizzy pan n he gots the go-aheezee frizzom lieizzle Dizzy Fuckarizzle of tha Heartattack Armada

ROXY: isnt lieutenant a motherfucka rank than captain ROXY: who pizzy dis diznude 'n charge of such an important pan

DAVE: um i diznont know maybe it be? D-TO-THA-IZZAVE gangsta style: ok like its coo' that you even know that fizzle bizzy dis be exizzle tha kind of fuckery tha no bs zone doesnt cotton ta no matta what sizzorta cookware be involved or whizzle pseudomilitary organization regulates its drug deala DAVE: i jizzle have some questions 'bout you n 'bout stizzle 'n general so ratha than mumble thriznough a conversation that S-to-tha-izzounds mostly lizzle tha stuff we literally just gots done sayin, sizzy though thizzle W-to-tha-izzould be, im gonna machine gat some shizzle at you sippin' rizzound stylizzay

ROXY: a mizzle gat lightn'n rizzound 'n a frying pan! Boo-Yaa!!!!! ROXY: god.........DAMN

DAVE: i know right? DIZZAVE: so DAVE: yizzle be mah biological motha

ROXIZZLE: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. yiznes

DAVE: n rozes

ROXY n we out! yes

DIZNAVE: n therefore bear at least partial n lizzike biologically incidental responsibility fo` why we be both so fucked up

ROXY mah nizzle: yes

DIZZAY yaba daba dizzle: but you yourself be a paradox clone

ROXY: um... i guess? You gotta check dis shit out yo.

DAVE: which M-to-tha-izzeans DAVE: yiznou dizzidnt even have bio parents DIZZLE: you originated frizzom yoself

RIZZLE: guess so to increase tha peace!

DIZNAVE: so you really dizzle have anyone ta blame fo` who yizzy be excizzle weirdly n paradoxically yoself

ROXY: um.. y cuz this is how we do it.. yizzes? ROZE, niggaz, better recognize: Dizzave.

DAVE ta help you tap dat ass: wizzle ok DAVE: sorry if that sounded rude i dizzle mizzean it rudely DAVE: Holla! i mean DIZNAVE thats off tha hook yo: you did hiznave a "parental figure" whizno you i gizzy modeled yoself after 'n a way DIZZAY: or wizzere influenced by i miznean DAVE: an old version of rose from a liznong time ago

RIZZLE fo all my homies in the pen: yizzay!

DIZZAVE doggystyle: n mah brizzay was tha same wizzle DAVE: or DAVE: yo' nigga i miznean

RIZZLE: dirk!

DAVE: he was a paradox clone of himsizzle DIZNAVE: and he like DAVE: did kind of tha sizzay ho-slappin' DAVE: modeled himsizzle afta...

ROXY: ... Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit.

DAVE so jus' chill: why dizzont we nizzot rap about dirk DAVE: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. can we change tha subject

ROXIZZLE: you brought him up!!

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: i kizzy DIZNAVE: i knizzle DAVE: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. look DAVE: i br'n up a lot of th'n DAVE: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. and then have ta back trizzack a lot of those steppin' i br'n up DAVE cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: cauze sometimes tha mackin' i br'n up be ill advizzle to say or mizzy thugz uncomfortable or M-to-tha-izzake me uncomfortable DAVE: its J-to-tha-izzust a th'n 'bout me

ROXY: ooh! ROXY: just had a thought ROXY: do i git ta do a lightn'n round at you next hittin that booty??

DAVE: i gizzay so yizneah DAVE: depends on if you want to kizneep rhymin' 'n dis goddamn pizzle

ROXY: hmm i dunno ROXY fo gettin yo pimp on: M-to-tha-izzaybe our aszes be gettin too hizzle

DAVE: M-to-tha-izzaybe you should spizneak fo` yoself

ROZE and yo momma: D-TO-THA-IZZAVE!

DIZZAVE: SHIZZIT

RIZZLE: lol

DAVE: no mizzy look DAVE: roxy i mizzay DAVE: its lizzy i wizzle just say'n DAVE so jus' chill: i jizzle sizzy steppin' it is jiznust like dis fizzorce of natizzle no one can control or even tizzy ta, lizzeast of all me DAVE: we just hiznave ta cross our fingers n H-to-tha-izzope fo` tha bizzay DAVE: Slap your mutha fuckin self. n that mah one dawg verbal slapstick routine isnt too freudian 'n nature or at least not that often DIZZAVE: anyway lets pretizzle i didnt J-to-tha-izzust insinuate you have a hizzle ass n move on

ROXY: in tha mutha fuckin club;)

DAVE: i hizzy sum-m sum-m 'bout wizards DAVE with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: you hells into wizards lizzay roze?

ROXY: YIZZLE

DIZNAVE: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. ok well that be a predictable if somewhat bland fizzy D-TO-THA-IZZAVE and yo momma: lizzets see if we can dizzy a shawty deepa DAVE: dont git me wrong wizizzles be ok i guess

ROXY: oh yeah? wiznell miznaybe YOURE ok

DAVE: yizzeah, im alrizzle DIZZAVE: wizards be crazy ass nigga at mizzle than me DIZZAY: but im pusha than wizzles at rizzap DIZZLE: so i guess it brizneaks even DAVE so you betta run and grab yo glock: or it wiznould if i was a pretend jackass 'n silly robes n a dumb bizzy DAVE: so point goes ta dave

ROZE: Chill as I take you on a trip. (Siznigh.)

DAVE: d-ya like rizzay

ROXIZZLE, betta check yo self: kinda! ROXY: D-to-tha-izzirk loves riznap so i cuz Im tha Double O G...

RIZZLE mah nizzle: ummm hiznaha neva mizzay

ROXY in tha mutha fuckin club: forgot we werent talkin 'bout that

DAVE: wizzell W-H-to-tha-izzat do you like ta do

ROXY spittin' that real shit: i like........... ROXY: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. cats!!!

DAVE: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. ok thizzle be a fair opizzle but cats arent actuallizzle an activity or nothin' trippin'

ROXY fo yo bitch ass: theyyizzle kizzle were fo` me though! ROXY: i uh ROXY and yo momma: uze' to cliznone them ROXY: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. i mizzay have um ROXY: gizzle a shawty carry away

DIZNAVE upside yo head: ciznat clon'n huh D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: thizzay sizzle like a pretty dope hobbizzle DAVE: i think were mobbin' somizzle D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: so you had access ta that kind of stuff becauze' you livizzle 'n a sizzy wizzorld

ROXY: Bounce wit me. a scifi wizzay but real niggaz don't give a fuck?

DAVE: yizneah the future DAVE: whizzat was tha futizzle like

ROXY: watery ROXY: fiznulla chess thugz ROXY: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. lots o pumpkins ROXY: u knizzle

RIZZLE: usual dystopian sizzy

DAVE: i see DIZNAVE: n it was just tha chizness gizzle n yizzle DIZZLE: Holla! lizzike alone DAVE: no otha thugz except fo` bro DAVE: who i guess wizzy wizzle off somewhere? Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T.

ROXY: yup

DAVE: sounds liznike kind of a bumma

ROXY mah nizzle: yeah ROXY: i tizzle ta mah niggaz a lot though ROXY: via computa n S-H-to-tha-izzit

DAVE: thizzats coo' DAVE with the S-N-double-O-P: me tizzay DAVE: maybe whiznen it comes D-to-tha-izzown ta it our lizzles werent thiznat differizzle DAVE if you gots a paper stack: except fo` tha extinction of humanity pizzart DAVE: mah humans were jiznust DAVE: imminently extinct be all DIZZY: i didnt have chess guys around though DAVE: thizzle actually good company

ROXY: yeah!!

DAVE to increase tha peace: my best bizzy biznest bizzle biznest nigga be a C-H-to-tha-izzess homey DAVE: hizzay tha mayor DAVE: ill hiznave ta introduce yizzy ta him soon DAVE: youll love tha mayor everybody lovizzles tha mayor

ROXY: wanna meet tha mayor in tha mutha fuckin club!

DAVE fo' sho': dont W-O-Double-Rizzy ill pizzy 'n a good wiznord fo` you pretty sure we cizzy find an open'n 'n hizzle schedule DIZZAY in tha dogg pound: tizzy me more

RIZZLE: miznore?

DAVE: about you

RIZZLE: damn dude RIZZLE now pass the glock: dis fry'n pan...

ROXIZZLE: sizzy be SIZZLIN

DAVE: fuck yeah DAVE with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back aside from cat breed'n how elze dizzy you pass tha tizzime

ROXY: ummmmmmmm ROXY: writin ROXY: um ROXY: a FAIR amount of uh ROXY: Its just anotha homocide. lets say recreational liquid intake ROXY: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. n uhh ROXY: oh um hack'n

DIZZAY: haha seriouslizzle DIZZAY: lizzle actual hack'n

ROXY: yeah! ROXY: well computa blingin' rly ROXIZZLE in all flavas: hack'n be jizzle W-H-to-tha-izzat u call it ta sizzound cizzy ROXY: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. thizzere wasnt evizzle much shit arizzle to "hack"

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: so kizninda L-to-tha-izzike john DIZNAVE: except DAVE: i thizzay he pretty mizzy sucked at hizzy codes

ROXY: hahahizzle reallizzle

DAVE dogg: yeah DIZZAVE puttin tha smack down: he seemed ta find it frustrat'n mizzle DIZZAVE: his bitch'n 'bout it is literallizzle mah only point of reference fo` his degree of proficiency DAVE droppin hits: youre gizzle though right DIZNAVE: i bizzy youre good

ROXY: thizza BEST 8)

DIZZLE: knew it

ROXIZZLE: maybe i cizzy gizzay him siznome pimp on the leet hizzy

DAVE: fuck yes DIZZAVE: hizzle be all about thizzay DAVE: or i think he should be which be all that matta DIZNAVE: do T-H-to-tha-izzat n insist on it if he gizzy weirdly obstinate or like tries ta pretend he D-to-tha-izzoesnt like programming anymore

ROXIZZLE: ok

DIZZY: You gotta check dis shit out yo. what elze

ROXY spittin' that real shit: oh umm ROXY: idk dave i mizzy be runnin outta shizzit ta sizzay! One, two three and to tha four.

DIZNAVE: yizzle siznure

ROXY: iiizzle ROXY: liked to plizzay games?

DIZZLE to increase tha peace: what games

ROXY to increase tha peace: uh mostly... ROXY: tha nintizzles

DAVE: i see DIZNAVE: which nintendos

ROXY: a wizzy bunch of nintendos!! ROXY dogg: liznike lotsa diff systems n titles ROXY: i dunno if tha ones i associate strongly wit wizzay have tha sizname mean'n lizzay culturally speaking fo` yizzou ROXY: coz ta me they were all lizzy coo' ancient rizzles that kept me somewhat 'n touch witta world thizzay wizzas lizzy gone

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: thizzay makes S-to-tha-izzense DAVE: thizzle mostly tha relationshizzle i hizzay now wit garbage romcoms DAVE: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. largelizzle coz karkat likes watchin em DIZZAVE: so theze godforsakizzle F-L-to-tha-izzicks hiznave hizzle keep me grounded 'n our dead civilization 'n a weird wiznay DIZZLE: but re: games... DIZNAVE: i didnt have nintendos DAVE: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. mah brizzay had xbizzox so i played thizzat sometimes DAVE: but he mostlizzle had all theze S-H-I-Double-Tizzy chillin' gamizzles DIZZAVE: n lizzay 20 different tony hawk titles DIZZLE: i would mainly just pliznay T-H-to-tha-izzem ta fuck around DAVE: like find spectacular wizzy to crizzay n flop arizzle lizzay a douchey ragdoll DAVE: or figizzle out ways to git halfway stuck inside concrizzle fixtures n obstacles DAVE: n wizzatch all theze coo' fratty bros T-W-to-tha-izzitch n flop ad infinizzle DAVE: L-to-tha-izzike struggl'n valiantly n earnestly brotha against tha shitty n dizzle flawed physics of they confin'n virtizzle prison DAVE: i saw tizzy as tragic figures

ROXY: that sounds incredizzle tbh

DAVE: prizzle much

ROXY: do u think we can pliznay games hustla sizzay tizzy? ROXY: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. wanna sizzee ur majizzle skatebros 'n they elemizzle

DIZZLE: oh mah dick yes

ROZE: Dave.

DAVE: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. what

ROXY: ok ok ! ROXIZZLE: i think its ROXY: mah turn cuz Im tha Double O G??

RIZZLE: kizzy yo' ass 'n the pizzay buddy u gona git GRILLED

DAVE: thiznats fizzy

ROXY: oh um ROXY: roze pleaze dont think im doggy stylin' you! ROXY: jump 'n tha cizzle any tizzle k?

DIZZAY: mizzle shizzes fizzy

ROXIZZLE: :p

ROZE yeah yeah baby: I'm perfizzle happizzle hatin' as a spectator n occasional officiator of thizzay conversation bitch ass nigga. ROZE: It quite entertaining ta behold, really. I lizzle watch'n how different personalities collide with each otha upon spendin'. ROZE: Neitha of yizzy be hatin' ta disizzle.

ROXY: lizzy

RIZZLE: god is EVIZZLE 'n dis family trizzle a psychoanalyst cuz its a G thang???

DIZZLE: yo tizzy B-to-tha-izzeen lizzay D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: ha EXACT top preoccizzle siznince shizzle wizzay a fuckin baby DAVE: dizzy she tell you

ROXY keep'n it real yo: haha no ROXY: but yeah makes senze ROXY: bizzle like, youre all mr funny interrogation R-to-tha-izzight now, roze be qiznuite possibly a litizzle therapist in trainizzle i guess?? and uh dizzay is dizzy ROXIZZLE: jizzy makes ya T-H-to-tha-izzink be all

DAVE: W-to-tha-izzere all fizzle up, tha end DAVE: so what you wanna know mom DAVE: ..rox

> [A6A6I5] ====>

#Gizoogle #Homestuck #pg7498

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mooooosa · 7 years ago

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ima break down the latest bts highlight reel for ya’ll. to start it out here’s a happy jin cuz this is how we all felt before shit hit the fan.

so here’s j-hope and who ima dub “j-hope’s girl” dancing. not sure what they’re dancing so hard for yet, but they is killin it. all i know at this point is that j-hope’s girl is most likely a very close relative or a friend of his. um but yea nothin much goin on at this moment, all is goin well so far.

then it cuts to jimin. he’s in the same studio, dancing the same moves, except he’s by himself. this leads me to believe that he is probably practicing on his own, and hittin that power ranger pose because that he wants to impress j-hope’s girl and/or j-hope.otherwise, i feel like he would have asked to dance with them from the very beginning cuz he obviously knows the moves. but anyways, from what i gather he seems to either idolize and/or have a crush on j-hope’s girl which is why he zoomed in on her dancing in a previous video. he probably just wants some recognition and the opportunity to dance with her. but compared to the last scene there is a difference in lighting. it seems like jimin’s scene was purposely devoid of any lighting, with the exception of what was coming through the windows. it would seem that the tone we should be picking up at this point is a very dark, emotional, and desperate one.

of course we got taehyung doin what he’s been doin for like 3 of bts’ mvs, and that is what? graffiti ya’ll. what i think is that he does because he gets a rush from the fact that he’s doin somethin illegal and can get caught for it and/or he uses this art form as an outlet. as we can all see, there’s a bunch of things written all over the surfaces of this bus stop. things that i can actually read include, “I’m fine”, “Tell me the reason”, “Won’t trust. Can’t trust. Don’t trust.”(ya can see this after he and the girl skedaddle from what seems to be the popo), and “Pio (insert word i can’t read for the life of me but prolly means somethin real important). luckily, ya girl knows some italian and i at least know that “pio” means “pious”. basically, a pious individual is an individual who is super religious (pious can also mean insincere in the correct context, so who knows this word could have a dual meaning in this case). so what i’m thinkin is that taehyung is a previously religious person who may have asked God or whatever deity he worships, the reason why the things that have happened to him happened. he didn’t get an answer or an answer that was acceptable to him, so now he has trouble trusting in his faith or people in general. now instead of addressing any issues he may have, he copes by doin graffiti. it’s probably the only way he can display his thoughts/emotions.

aight so rap monster is lowkey stalking this girl. like i’m surprised she hasn’t noticed that he is literally almost everywhere she is. but she probably takes naps everywhere, that’s why she ain’t notice shit. but anyway, rapmon is diggin this girl, but he’s too nervous to really approach her, so he spends his time watching her for extended periods of time, and doin small, nice things for her. it seems that this could represent that he lacks the confidence to reach out for an attainable goal, and instead does things he thinks could help him get there. but quite literally if he bends slightly to the right and stretches his long ass arm out, he could tap that girl’s shoulder. he’s that close.

so um here’s jungkook lookin cute, goin down the stairs, holdin some flowers, and lookin forward to some happy ending type shit. he’s completely unaware of what’s goin on in the rest of the video, much like how i was at this point tbh.

so now it flashes to how rapmon left a hair tie for this girl on her backpack. like it’s nice and all, but if i were to wake up on a bus suddenly cuz it’s ma stop i would either 1.) think i left that hair tie there and think nothin of it or 2.) get up really suddenly, grab my backpack, and get off the bus resulting in the hair tie falling on the floor of the bus. but like das me. maybe this hair tie has some kinda significance like flexibilty or keepin shit together or somethin but i really dunno. for now it be just a nice gift from rapmon.

aight so rapmon is at this stop lookin at all this graffiti, and ya know he prolly thinkin “skrrtt wait i recognize those crosses on them t’s. ma boi taehyung eyyyy. *chuckles* his ass in jail again smh.” but for real, he probably really did recognize that the graffiti was taehyung’s work. and maybe this moment also represents the fact that he and taehyung are in similar emotional states.

so here’s when the dramatic music picks up, and everything spirals out of control. again jin representing us all, cuz we bout to hit a truck full of emotions. *cough* foreshadowing *cough*

bruh i have so many questions. 1.) why was j-hope’s girl standing behind jimin in the first place with her arms crossed like that? i have no explanation as to the purpose of that at all. like i’m lost. 2.) there was literally no contact b/w his arm and her face or in general. LOL I’M SORRY I’M JUST BEING PICKY AT THIS POINT, BUT HE SWUNG AND SHE GOT K.O.’ED AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT?” 3.) he grabbed the front of his arm in pain and i was like “how is arm hurt there, when he straight up backhanded her? like did i miss somethin in the .001 seconds between when he swung and when they hit the ground?” what i got from all this? she flopped, and is tryna set up jimin, and jimin be imagining his injury. they both straight up trippin’. also, the lights are on in the room now. so she either walked in on him dancing, turned on the lights, approached him, and got mollywhopped. or they actually did end up practicing with one another after she caught him practicing, and this was just an unfortunate accident.

*aggressive piano playing*

they literally made it seem like jimin done murdered somebody with this scene. he was frantically washing blood off like someone was really after him, like damn son you knocked out j-hope’s girl on accident (maybe) just chill out homie. but tbh this part is reminiscent of different forms of media using the trope of quickly trying to get blood off your person after committing a heinous act (more likely than not murder), because you feel immense guilt suddenly wash over you. so it’s safe to say, that jimin feels incredibly guilty for what he’s done, and is trying to get the “evidence” of the act gone asap. also, how is there that much blood? is j-hope’s girl’s face made out of jagged glass or somethin? damn.

so suga has been upset about something this entire video, and i really don’t know what it is. it upset him to the point where he felt the need to drink, and yell at this girl in a drunken stupor to leave him alone. but what i recall from the last video is that “suga’s girl” visited the hospital that jungkook was staying at to perform for the patients. jungkook looked at the lighter that was hanging off her guitar, and it seemed like he recognized it. so what i’m thinking is that he approached her asking about suga, words were exchanged, and she went back to tell suga about said exchange. or wait jk i just remembered that he received a phone call at the end of the last highlight reel, so jungkook prolly called him pffft where ma head at? anyways, suga probably had something to do with why jungkook was in the hospital, or at least stood witness to what sent him to the hospital. so maybe hearing about him again set him off, resulting in his very apparent anger and frustration. it seems he’s also feelin guilty as well. but ya know it could be something else entirely, most of the time i have no clue wtf i’m talking about so all this prolly ain’t an exception.

j-hope running in the rain with the girl on his back, presumably to a hospital nearby or something. like i don’t even know if it’s nearby it could be 10 miles away, and j-hope wants to prove to us that he has the endurance of a marathon runner, the strength of a strongman, and the legs of an olympic cyclist. but i’m guessin he had to be at or near the studio when the girl was injured out cuz there was no way he could’ve responded so quickly otherwise. also, is she really even completely unconscious? or semi-conscious? cuz i’m just guessin like i have this entire time. cuz that’s a pretty tight grip she got goin for a person who’s completely out. i mean who am i kidding she didn’t even get hit in the first place, bitch can walk.

ok taehyung and the girl are in this alleyway cuz they are hiding from the police after the whole graffiti thing. the girl is givin him the look of “i dunno what to do right now, but i do know that i’m not goin down for this, so bye. my behind stayin right here. i wasn’t built for jail.” but really,i struggle to understand what this girl is representative of if it all anything. it almost seems to me like she’s some kind of moral touchstone. when she was stealing stuff from the convenience store, taehyung easily could’ve ignored her. but nope, he decided to pay for the things she wanted to steal. and then now when he’s in this situation, he’s more than likely gonna give himself up than let her get arrested as well. so like maybe she doesn’t even exist? maybe he was the one stealing, and he’s all alone in this alleyway. maybe it’s just his conscience that manifested itself into this girl. or maybe this all just trying to show that taehyung may be troubled, but he is also incredibly selfless.

so for a little while now, jimin has been chasing after j-hope and j-hope’s girl. but suddenly he stopped and just looks on in sheer hopelessness. he sees no point in going after them anymore cuz they were either too far ahead, or the realization sank in that he didn’t even know what to say or do when he caught up to them. carrying that umbrella seemed to be hopeless as well tho. ma boi is soaked.

yup of course taehyung gave himself up to the police. that seems to be his thing. we all saw that smile he had when he got arrested with rapmon in “run”.

jungkook represents all of us at this point. the video is almost over, and we feel like we gon understand somethin but there is nothin. we just standin here with flowers in our hand, starin at an empty hospital bed, confused af. but really i know bighit is tryna make me feel like this girl is dead and gone, but nah i bet my left pinky that the girl was discharged.

LOL I DUNNO WHY MY MIND AUTOMATICALLY THOUGHT THAT JIN’S ASS WAS BOUT TO BUY SOME DRUGS OR SOME SHIT FROM THIS TRUCK.

it was flowers. but come one who gets flowers delivered to them at night on the side of the road??? like whet?

she really ran across the street without lookin both ways, and we all know what’s bout to happen cuz this shit always mothafuckin happens. we hear the sound of the honking, the tires breaking, and the crash. all the while the happiness is slowly seeping out of jin’s facial expression.and then that’s it. jin is staring at us through the camera, blank faced as if his own life was snatched from him. i mean my life was snatched from me, so were my emotions, and my brain power. there is a purple light shining on him at the end, and i don’t know if bighit decided to throw that in for dramtic effect or because it actually symbolizes somethin cuz i know purple/violet light can be representative of several things...

like for instance it can symbolize royalty and loyalty. so my conclusion to all of this is is that jin is a king, and his subjects aka the rest of bts are loyal to him, as he is to them.

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srlkiller · 5 years ago

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what’s your favourite sex position ;)

Oooooofff i miss sex fr fr i haven’t had GOOD sex in a long ass time.. ughhhh.. shit is rare tho. depends on my mood and the person for various kinds/types of reasons also depends on the dick!! but my ultimate ultimate fav is the one (REALLY BAD W SEX POS NAMES FORGIV ME LOL) where he hittin it from the back (ofc duh) n i b layin on my tummy kinda flat u kno, legs togetha (or a lil apart, hav sum fun w it ;p) n get him to like hover over you or lay on top of u kinda thing n slide that d in u but like nice n tight girl right between ya a$$ cheeks for that extra nice grippyness mmMmmMM bitch!!!! get him to oil u up w a lil ass/back massage for sum extra sensual play time + slippery WHETNEZZ💦💦!! lube always ofc ofc ofc b creative b fun don’t b shy AND DONT B AFRAID TO TRY THINGS!!! communicate w ur partner always!!! EXPERIMENT!! use safe words if need be GET FREAKY be wild ROLE PLAY switch from dominating to being a submissive until you figure out what you like :))) there’s no right or wrong tbh as long as it’s all consensual n everyone is enjoying themselves then it’s an experience n u learn shit so who gives a fuck right? id rather try everything at least once tbh..how r u ever supposed to truly kno if u like anything otherwise? plus as u age + grow ur likes & interests will change so it’s important to continue to experiment with things & ppl!! don’t knock someone else’s ‘fetish’ or ‘preference’ until you try/do it yourself first ESPECIALLY when it comes down to sexuality my friends 🤷🏽‍♀️ im so free n open w sex stuff n sex talk n think it’s super healthy to b!! i wish everyone was tbh! i luv having honest, brutally raw discussions about this type of stuff so if u ever got any type of questions or want advice just HML im always here for anyone who needs anything’s at all, i definitely dont claim 2knw it all but between the 2 of us.. we’ll work it out bich!!!! 🥰👀

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bytedown · 7 years ago

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==> Talk about solutions

flippinoptimist hey apparently hes salty because dudes he didnt invite into his hive are takin stuff thats meant just for him and his guests, w/o like bein guests, so its a hospitality/home thing

bytedown I'm goin ta assume y'mean the Artifex

bytedown no one invites pixies anywhere, we're unwanted

flippinoptimist yeah what if i invite you places

bytedown .. seems like it could be a trap, no offense meant ta ya

flippinoptimist lol nah thats fair i dont take offense to shit thats like, common sense safety stuff im thinkin out loud now tho

flippinoptimist do you have glamours that make you look like troll sized dudes?

bytedown I could, but that'd take a lot of energy an I already burn a lot've energy just bein me

flippinoptimist i can make glamour amulets and i like trading, and i bet i could miniaturize p okay

flippinoptimist whichd make it easier to like, go all-out on your disguise, do part time gigs for cash, an start tradin for shit w/ dudes that dont know

bytedown are y'talkin about bendin light or more substantial

flippinoptimist i can fool any sense somebody has, includin touch, and it works on cameras and sensors too. i'd need to supe it up w/ some TK to handle strength differences tho, an it aint shapeshiftin voice included, a course

bytedown how is it from th' inside

flippinoptimist usually cant tell the difference since a lotta dudes dont like disguise items adjusting their own senses, but i could add shit so you can see where people think your fake you is, and so you can hear the fake voice instead a your real one definitely need to add TK grabbers to the hands just for reach issues... ...which means i could make myself a giant monster disguise w/ realistic kung fu grip!

flippinoptimist could also make it give you vision and hearin comin from where your face "ought" to be if you wanted

bytedown it certainly does seem a wee bit too good ta be true, and I'm not sure I enjoy th' idea of puppetin a soap bubble that looks like me about

flippinoptimist the future is neat because theres a lot of things on different paths, and i like dredging up paths that have a lot of possibilities so i can see what they are im learnin how to do magic still, an a lotta my projects so far have been glamours, an im gettin p good at them but i dont have practical shit about magic, like all that stuff about cheap substitutions you were talkin about you got things i could learn and i like makin things and helping! and like half the time your futures full of a Lot, an im super curious about what thats gonna b

bytedown if I were goin ta use a glamour I think I'd drather spend th' energy ta do it myself- controllin your own magics important for a few reasons ..what'dya mean?

flippinoptimist thats legit someday im gonna have a really well-defined interesting sense relating to my hatched-in magic stuff, but im still kind of learning how to use it

flippinoptimist i can tell when things are Interesting, and when they have the Potential to change a tipping point in time and fate sometime in the future and me giving you stuff has Potential it does something, i just dont know what but its really shiny, and i think the odds are about 50/50 rn, and go up a lot in a lot of directions i can tell if a thing is going to encourage More tipping points, or Less tipping points, or if it doesnt matter i like more possibilities

bytedown you're pokin at me an offerin me things cause you think whatever happens because of that'll be interestin?

flippinoptimist kinda! i Know theres a decent chance that, dependin on what you do and what you want, it's gonna enable a lot of different paths in the future, and i think that everybody involved will try to choose the best ones so maybe it lets people make the future better!

bytedown so yer sayin I'm important ;)

flippinoptimist i think so! youre shiny, theres things

bytedown an here I thought it was my charmin personality drawing you, I shall have to weep bereft of my belief in this

flippinoptimist lol that dont hurt either if someones shiny but a dick im less like open about what im doin an more nosy and pokey but like you seem okay

bytedown only because I've barely begun ta flirt yet, th' others'd say

flippinoptimist lol im almost full quad, but w/e floats ur boat

bytedown if I understand things real well you're flirtin ash with me

flippinoptimist > shIT, > uH, > Okay, at least he knows what that is.

flippinoptimist i mean i can stop if thats weird

bytedown you're th' one who was actin like were' not doin a dance, when you were th' one askin me to th' dance floor

flippinoptimist i have a pretty bad habit of ash crushes sometimes, and it can get p awkward when its on somebody from a species that doesnt have ash at all but i like helpin

bytedown I've been livin in this city for a real long time, I know what troll romance is I'm not objectin, I'm callin you out for pretendin ;)

flippinoptimist and that makes a major difference between you and the last time i did this, yep i mean sorry for pretendin

bytedown as long as you're not laughin at me for talkin about flirtin

flippinoptimist nah im just shy, ash never works out

flippinoptimist usually around the time anybody notices is the time i gotta stop an go somewhere else

bytedown Thats a real shame, you've only been in my life a few nights but you're a delight

flippinoptimist > And the blushening begins again.

flippinoptimist > And a several-minute internal fight between self-deprecating responses, and overconfident responses.

flippinoptimist well.. i like me too, so we got that in common

bytedown its always good ta like yourself my flower

flippinoptimist > wheeze yes

bytedown does he know you're doin this?

flippinoptimist shit uh im bad at this

bytedown romances work th' best when everyone's on th' same page, beautiful

flippinoptimist i mean, it doesnt necessarily have to uh

flippinoptimist shit yeah if im doin that i oughta uh

bytedown Seein y' flailin about abit is charmin Today at 2:19 AM

flippinoptimist would you like to see a shitty card

bytedown I wouldnt say no ta it

flippinoptimist

bytedown my poor heart, this is too much for it, entirely too charmin

flippinoptimist so now skys talkin to me bein all city administratey an i mentioned that the dude(s) i was talkin to on the pixie side were possibly naut that into non-anonymity, but hes curious about either 1) askin you some stuff, or 2) askin me some stuff to ask you so you can tell me an i can tell him

bytedown :( ah well, it was nice havin an account

bytedown I s'pose I could talk ta blue eyes

flippinoptimist you could use my spare "anonymous" account if you want, i mostly use it for hittin on people anyways

bytedown wait- hes willin ta talk to me on any old user name I might make up?

flippinoptimist yeah probably he just wants data

bytedown I'll hop on somethin else then

flippinoptimist hows he to know the difference between your primary and like one of a billion secondaries

bytedown tell him ta message cyberpyxe

flippinoptimist can do!

#pesterlog #flippinoptimist #posted ooc #pixie plot #geminidoomed

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92 Statements Tag

tagged by @i-mweakforchangkyun + @mikapeanut thank you, bbys! <3

Sorry that there aren’t 92 djsbkjrg BUT CLOSE ENOUGH.

Rules: You must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 (or however many you’d like) people!

The Last :

1. Drink: M: fruit punch Kool-Aid! R: waterrrr

2. Phone Call: M: my dad R: my mama

3. Text Message: M: Admin R lol R: my homegirl, K

4. Song You Listened To: M: “Mystery Lover” by Taemin R: reflecting light x sam phillips

5. Time You Cried: M: sunday i think? R: two days ago, tbh - i’m a big baby

6. Dated Someone Twice: M: ugh dont remind me lol i think back in 2014? single ever since R: three times bc i was a dummyhead. lol 2010-2015

7. Kissed Someone And Regretted It: M: nope R: oh yes, definitely.

8. Been Cheated On: M: not sure but at the same time im pretty sure R: twice, a few years back.

9. Lost Someone Special: M: unfortunately R: mhm, in 2012.

10. Been Depressed: M: still dealing with my demons R: it comes and goes

11. Gotten Drunk And Thrown Up: M: never R: thankfully the last time it was that bad was a year ago.

List 3 Favourite Colours (12-14):

M: grey, maroon, and black R: mint-green, black, + white

In The Last Year Have You:

15. Made New Friends: M: yes! our lovely L.P. anon and many more! R: i definitely have! all thanks to kpop lol.

16. Fallen Out Of Love: M: nope R: no

17. Laughed Until You Cried: M: yes! lol R: oh most definitely! just happened yesterday; my best friend and i ended up on the floor in the middle of a payless shoe store laughing our asses off ‘til we cried.

18. Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: M: nope R: i dont remember?

19. Met Someone Who Changed You: M: not really tbh R: in a way, yes.

20. Found Out Who Your Friends Are: M: yep R: mhm

21.Kissed Someone On Your Facebook List: M: lmao cx i dont even use fb anymore R: nope

General:

22. How Many Of Your Facebook Friends Do You Know IRL: M: one R: all of them lol.

23. Do You Have Any Pets: M: yes! 2 dogs, 2 cats, and a hamster! R: two pups <3

24. Do You Want To Change Your Name: M: definitely..i would just shorten it to Moni lol R: i used to. but now it’s growing on me.

25: What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday: M: uh...tbh i dont remember, I have terrible memory R: spent it in washington with my fam.

26: What Time Did You Wake Up: M: 7:44 am R: 6:00am rip

27: What Were You Doing Last Night: M: sleeping...i went to bed at 7 pm R: hangin’ with my best friend

28. Name Something You Can’t Wait For: M: Paramore’s concert! R: my high school best friend’s wedding + going back to work (i miss my kiddos) + the paramore concert!

29. When Was The Last Time You Saw Your Mum: M: shit...i think october 2014?..long story R: last night

30. What Are You Listening To Right Now: M: EXO-M’s “MAMA”!! R: 4-ever x NB Ridaz ;; <3 (i’m feelin’ hella nostalgic today)

31. Have You Ever Talked To A Person Named Tom: M: nope R: thomas ? yes lol he didn’t like being called tom.

32. Something That Gets On Your Nerves: M: lies R: those drivers that pull out into your lane and insist on driving 20 miles under the speed of traffic, like bruh pls stop that.

33. Most Visited Website: M: tumblr and youtube R: ^^^ same, same.

34-36 were missing!

37. Hair Colour: M: brown-black R: dark brown

38. Long Or Short Hair: M: long R: long-ish

39. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: M: not atm R: nahh.

40. What Do You Like About Yourself: M: my intelligence..maybe my legs if we’re talking about physical R: my music taste, lmao and that’s it.

41. Piercings: M: none R: zero.

42. Blood Type: M: no idea tbh lol R: i should know, but i don’t know.

43. Nickname: M: moni..my dad calls me moosh R: ronnie, rons, ronron, bibi, i have a lot.

44. Relationship Status: M: single asf (but happy) R: single

45. Zodiac: M: gemini R: gemini

46. Pronouns: M: she/ her R: she/her

47. Favourite TV Show: M: hm...gotta go with Leverage and Psych at a tie R: psych -- the #1 show of all time.

48. Tattoos: M: none R: none, yet!

49. Right Or Left Handed: M: right-handed R: right

50. Surgery: M: none R: none

51. Piercings: M: R: already asked, lol. but y’know what??.these surveys remind of the good ‘ol myspace days where we would do these and post them to our bulletin, anyone know what i’m talkin’ about?? nostalgia is hittin’ hard.

52. Sports: M: does dance count? probably not but oh well R: i used to play volleyball + hockey (not in a legit team but a bunch of us played for years in school together)

53. Vacation: M: just came back from one! R: currently, i want to go back to hawaii

54. Pair Of Trainers: M: uh...dont know what those are R: i got converse..

55. Eating: M: i ate a bunch of hot cheetos earlier? R: pizzaaaa

56. Drinking: M: i’m drinking water atm..i dont drink alcohol lol R: water

57. I’m About To: M: probably pee if im being honest..sorry for the tmi XD R: hug my dog rn bc she is lookin hella cute i need to hug her, brb.

58. Waiting For: M: nothing lol R: my best friend to come pick me up

60. Want: M: atm?...cuddles R: to dye my hair

61. Get Married: M: i hope to one day R: some day

62. Career: M: i hope to be a translator R: a children’s counselor

Which Is Better:

63. Hugs Or Kisses: M: hugs..but really..why not both? R: hugsssss

64. Lips Or Eyes: M: eyes R: lips

65. Shorter Or Taller: M: taller cuz im short asf R: taller

66. Older Or Younger: M: older R: older

67. Nice Arms Or Nice Stomach: M: arms! R: it doesn’t really matter, lol, i’ll choose arms tho

68. Hookup Or Relationship: M: relationship R: relationship

69. Troublemaker Or Hesitant: M: hesitant R: hesitant, with some impulsive tendencies

Have You Ever:

70. Kissed A Stranger: M: nope R: nah

71. Drank Hard Liquor: M: yep R: oh yes

72. Lost Glasses Or Contacts: M: oh yea R: yep yep

73. Turned Someone Down: M: yep R: yeah

74. Sex On The First Date: M: nope..never been on a date R: nah

75. Broken Someone’s Heart: M:.....yes R: yup

76. Had Your Own Heart Broken: M: oh yea R: yup

77. Been Arrested: M: nerp R: no

78. Cried When Someone Died: M: definitely R: of course

79. Fallen For A Friend: M: ??? R: nope

Do You Believe In:

80. Yourself: M: sometimes..depends on what im doing R: i believe that i can find some hella good music to listen to

81. Miracles: M: yes R: yep

82. Love At First Sight: M: no R: i’m always on the fence on this; so, yes + no

83. Santa Claus: M: lol no R: bruh of course.

84. Kiss On The First Date: M: sure if it feels right R: it depends

85. Angels: M: yes R: yep

Others:

86. Current Best Friends Name: M: Veronica :D R: kaitlynn; moni, elle, carina

87. Eye Colour: M: brown R: poop brown

88. Favourite Movie: M: V for Vendetta R: currently, kill bill!

We tag: @junyixinqs @got7doubleb @chambaeq @moedits @alicat-doodles @daddymarktuan . . anyone that sees this!

#tags #~R #admin ratedm

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