#that said odin got some daddy vibes

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Record of Ragnarok : Early designs

Brunhilde and Goll

Zeus and Shiva

Aphrodite and Odin

Thor, God of Thunder

[disgracefulthings]

I gotta rant a bit about Loki

I have not seen season 2 of his show, but season one killed my love for MCU Loki

Let's start with the movies. The first two Thor movies are usually regarded as some of the worst MCU films (especially the second), but what I like about them is at least Loki has a consistent character arc throughout them (along with the first Avengers film). Loki learns that he's a part of a race that is treated like monsters on Asgard, and this destroys him. He tries to off himself at the end of the first Thor movie, only to end in the hands of Thanos. He went through so much shit throughout all three of these movies, and Thor 2 ends with him on Asgard's throne, leaving the audience wondering what he will do now he got what he thought he wanted.

Then Thor 3 happened. Look, I like Taika Waititi, and Thor 3 is an enjoyable film, but it destroyed Loki's character arc. He's just a silly guy now. Why does he try to backstab Thor? Because he's silly, no other reason. Plus, after Odin has lied to Loki for his entire life, he tells him that he loves him and magically all that trauma about him being a frost giant is gone! In fact, I think the MCU has forgotten that Loki is a frost giant at all! (Shut up, I know about What If). Ok, but what about the next movie. Thanos has finally come and now Loki can confront the person that gave him the mind stone to take over Earth- and Loki's dead.

I really don't like how they killed Loki. Loki is not a character you kill off to show how dangerous this villain will be. Mostly because the movies had forgotten to finish his character arc, but I guess everyone had forgotten he had one at this point.

Did anyone cry when he died? I sure as hell didn't, and I'm a crybaby when it comes to my faves dying. I was more shocked, and I convinced myself that this was another fake out. Honestly it may seem like cope with all these fans believing that he is still alive, but he has faked his death before, and nobody wanted to believe that his story will end in a dumb way that felt like the writers not believing that he mattered as a character.

But he did, and now we have season 1 of Loki. I honestly thought the writers realized how loved Loki is and they would finally finish his character arc. I mean, the show takes place after Avengers 1, and that's when Loki still hated himself for being a frost giant.

But no, Loki is silly again. Thor 3 has really ruined Loki. I understand that the first 2 Thor movies weren't as beloved, but I loved all the Loki scenes. There's a reason why his character became so popular despite the movies not.

Anyway, the first season of Loki isn't all bad. I love that it gave Loki a friend, and Mobius plays off him really well. And... yeah, I think that's all I like about it.

Now on to everything else. To start off, I really don't like Sylvie x Loki. Not only does it give me incestuous vibes, I really don't think Loki should have a love interest at this point (I don't ship Mobius x Loki too because of this point, but I will admit they have way more chemistry than Sylvie x Loki). But as I said, the writers didn't care about his character arc and so they forced a romance they had no time to build up, leaving me confused on why they had them fall in love in one episode, and ohh boy, the episode is super fucking dumb.

They established that you can do anything in an apocalypse situation and there would be no anomalies detected, SO WHY DOES LOKI AND SYLVIE FALLING IN LOVE CAUSE AN ANOMALY??? Because the plot said so, I love lazy writing in the show with my favorite character!!

God, and there's the queer baiting. Now, I can excuse the train scene because daddy Disney can't have shows say the word bi, but the scene where Loki asks the other Lokis if they ever seen another female Loki, and they say no???? WTF!?!? Is Loki gender fluid or not! Also, this is a stupid ass line that didn't need to be in the show? There are an infinite amount of universes, but only 1 female Loki who got caught by the TVA?? That doesn't make sense!

I'm done with Loki and I'm done with the MCU. The only good MCU show I've seen was WandaVision, and they still botched the ending and had a horrible follow up movie.

I heard Loki season 2 was better, but I still don't know why I should even bother

[heartbreak-of-a-marauder]

Through the Rabbit Hole (2)

Part Two: The Trickster

Pairing: Loki x fem!reader

Summary: You give Loki a piece of your mind for New York and its fall out, but things aren’t as you thought.

Word: 2,335

Notes: Angst +++ Weirdly had a lot of fun writing this part... y/n = your name, y/h/c = your hair colour, y/e/c = your eye colour, b/f/n = best friends name. If you haven’t read part one STOP NOW and go do that:

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New York, 2012

It was the penultimate day of your week-long holiday in New York and after days of sightseeing and shopping, you were glad to finally have a rest day. The restaurant you and your best friend picked today had a fresh but quirky vibe and your window seat gave you a fantastic view of the New York skyline. You chatted happily with b/f/n as you waited for your food to be served.

“Will you take a picture of me y/n?” b/f/n asked, both of you had saved for this trip for so long, at every opportunity you were taking pictures to remember these moments forever.

“Sure,” you pull out your phone and aim the lens at b/f/n. “Move slightly to the left, you’ll have Stark Tower in the back then.”

B/F/N followed your instruction and scooted over slightly. You grin as the camera focuses on your friend, you just knew they’d be bragging about for weeks. You snap a couple of shots before repositioning the phone for a different view, your thumb hovers over the button as you see a beam of blue light shoot into the sky from Stark Tower.

“What the heck?” you say absently, lowering the phone to stare out of the window, your friend turns as well to see what you’re looking at.

Other patrons in the restaurant also begin to notice just as an ink-black cloud begins to brew, expanding with supernatural speed; distorting the sky. Your frown deepens as when dark specks begin to fly out of it at speed. Some break off, heading in different directions in small arrow-shaped formations. Some specks explode as the descend, others are firing purple beams of light, you rise out of your seat not 100% sure that what your seeing is real.

You are so close to the window that your breath frosts the. One of the purple beams makes contact with a space a few floors above you. The glass shudders violently while the building moans in protest.

“What the fuck is that!” b/f/n shouts. Your stagger back thinking the same thing.

“Get away from the window!” you shout, panic rising in your chest as more shots connect with the building.

A woman behind you screams as a serpent-like creature descends from the cloud, its shrill shriek makes you cringe.

“We need to get out now,” b/f/n turns back to look at you, their face frozen in fear. You nod robotically, your eyes never leaving the window.

The world around you seemed to slow as the specks got closer, firing shots at random. You look back at b/f/n, screaming their name, reaching out for them just as the glass behind them shatters spraying the room with shards. The force of the blast throws you backwards. You crash onto your back hitting your head against the concrete, the force of the impact knocks the breath from your lungs as your vision swims. Dizziness and nausea assault you as you try to move, looking desperately for b/f/n. Dark spots dance across your vision when you finally locate their face. Their eyes are wide, and unblinking, a red puddle slowly expanding around their head.

“B/F/N?” you whisper just as everything goes black.

Today

You had woken up in the hospital a day or so later to learn that not only was your best friend dead but that Loki had led the attack. You had always wondered why he had attacked. What had happened to the gentleman you had known to become so twisted and spiteful that he was prepared to rain hellfire down on humanity.

But now, here you were, six years later, stood in the same courtyard you had first met Loki all those years ago. It hadn’t changed in the slightest, except this time there was no one waiting for you. The quiet made you feel out of place and unsure of yourself.

Now you were here you didn’t know what to do. Loki was probably incarcerated deep in the heart of the palace.

‘Good. Lock him up and throw away the key.’ You thought

It had taken a lot of courage to go back through that portal but now you were here you knew it was somewhat of a wasted journey. If you were discovered you knew you would likely end up in the dungeons too, after all, no mortal was supposed to be able to travel to Asgard.

Determination settled deep in your bones, you knew it was unlikely that you could give Loki a piece of your mind but that didn’t mean you couldn’t give it to someone else. Someone higher. His father perhaps.

You made your way out of the courtyard retracing your steps from memory, everything you passed looked the same as when you had last seen it. Loki had only taken you to certain parts of the castle, always making sure to keep you out of sight of other Asgardians. You stopped in the middle of a crossroads of hallways with no idea where you were supposed to be going.

If you were to be caught by Palace guards they might take you to the Allfather.

Turning around you went back the way you came until you found yourself with your nose nearly touching the doors to one of Loki's favourite places; the library. You tentatively place your palms on the ornate doors, there was bound to be some decrepit old librarian lurking about in there. But you made no effort to open them.

You struggled against the memories that began to seep into your mind, happy memories of the hours you and Loki spent in this room as he read to you.

"Y/n?" A voice whispers incredulously from behind, making you jump out of your skin.

You stand frozen for a moment, the sound of his velvety voice bringing back long-buried feelings. Remembering why you came you let your anger and grief swallow them up.

Turning slowly you face Loki. His hair had grown but he looked the same as last time you saw him. His porcelain skin and chiselled features hadn’t changed, but his chest seemed broader and his carefree demeanour was gone.

‘Of course, it’s gone, he’s a megalomaniac’

He wasn’t the same man you had fallen in love with, you had wondered if he had ever been that man or if it was just one of his tricks.

“Loki.” Your voice is cold and distant.

“You came back,” disbelief echoed in his voice. “I never thought you- it’s been years, I thought I would never see you again.” He admitted shyly, sounding almost hopeful.

You kept the anger and upset you felt in the forefront of your mind and let it bloom hotly in your chest. It would help with what would come next, you couldn’t allow yourself to feel anything different, you owed it to b/f/n not to forget.

“Yes, well, New York nearly made sure that I would never see anyone again.”

He baulked at you. Guilt and shame gnawed at his insides and a slight sadness took over his once optimistic expression. He had endured anger from Odin and disappointment from his mother with relative ease, but seeing the hurt he had caused in you very nearly broke his heart. The venom in your voice began to poison the hopes and daydreams he had conjured of you during your absence.

“You were in New York?” he asked quietly avoiding your eyes.

“Along with someone I loved very dearly.” You snap, emphasising every word.

“I had no way of knowing-“

“Bullshit!” you hiss.

“You never came back. I had no idea where you had gone.” His expression was stoic as he defended himself.

“You led an invasion party against us! Conquering New York would’ve just been the beginning and you know it!” You shout incredulously and watch Loki cringe as he understands your original meaning.

“The attack was a mistake I shall never stop paying for…” He admits quietly after a while. The sincerity in his voice was unprecedented. “… Forgive me Y/N, never in my wildest dreams had I imagined you would be hurt because of my foolishness.” He had taken a careful step towards you.

Hot tears burned your eyes and blurred your vision. You blinked quickly willing them away, he did not get to make you feel guilty for your words. You had come back to Asgard with a plan. You didn’t have time to be overcome by silly teenage emotions.

Yet there you were feeling overwhelmed by the man stood in front of you, the speech you had prepared was being forgotten with each passing moment.

“Keep your lies and excuses for someone who actually cares Loki.”

“Silver-tongued I may be, but I have never lied to you Y/N.” His stance shifted to one of defence, he had been stung by your words.

“How can I believe you? Why would I believe you! You set out to destroy my world, you murdered hundreds of innocents in the process.” Your breath comes out harder as you go on. “You should be rotting away in a cell for what you did, not walking around like some dandy, but I suppose because you’re royalty it's okay because daddy’s there to defend you.” You say spitefully.

“Why did you do it? You’re a fucking Prince, you had the world on a silver platter! What? Did you get bored, is that it?” you ask rhetorically. “Did mummy and daddy not pay you enough attention?” your intentions are cruel as you aim to hit a nerve.

Your thoughtless comments and accusations raise Loki’s hackles and in two long strides, he was toe to toe with you. So close you could smell him.

“I had my orders.” His voice was harsh but strained, your brows knit together as you process what he had just said.

Orders? Someone had sent him to attack earth? Why?

“So what! If someone tells you to stick your hand in a fire pit, you do it?” You try to regain the upper hand in the conversation knowing that if you let him speak, you would listen. “What backwards fucking logic is that?!”

“The kind that keeps you alive.” He hisses down at you.

There it was; the crack in his beautiful façade. He sighs heavily and just like a deflated balloon his shoulders sag and he drops his head. His forehead just a hairsbreadth away from yours.

“They threatened to kill you if you didn’t go through with it?” Your previous vehemence was gone, an unknown expression flashes across his face

“I have paid for my treachery.”

“Loki, who-“ Your press.

“‘Who’ does not matter anymore little one” he diverts.

“Of course it does, what if they try again, we-we need to be prepared.” You speak hurriedly, remembering the terror you felt in New York, you drive your hands through your hair, pulling it at the root.

“No.” There’s a tone of finality in his voice.

“What do you mean ‘no’? Loki, who sent that army? If you’re here you can’t know that they won’t try again!” the muscle in his jaw ticks.

“Your precious avengers have proved themselves ready and worthy of dealing with him, you do not need to worry little one.”

“Stop changing the subject!” you cry exasperated. “I was there Loki! I saw those things and what they did.” You place your hands on his chest willing him to pay attention to what you were saying.

“You don’t need to worry-“

“Loki,” you start, preparing to launch into another rant but he cuts you off.

“Enough y/n! Please…” his voice sounds broken as he begs.

“What did they do to you?” You ask softly.

When he doesn’t reply you begin to remove your hands from his person when he reaches up and captures your wrist, holding it against his chest. His grasp sends heat through your veins inviting your teenage fantasies in. You knew that deep down you still harboured feelings for the God, and all of these revelations had your defences crumbling.

“You don’t need to know little one.” His tone is as soft as yours had been and his smile sad.

The sound of footsteps and metallic clinking bursts your little bubble as you both remember where you are stood. Keeping a hold on your wrist he begins to drag you through the Palace, you glance around and realise you’ve never seen these parts before. You have to jog a little to keep up with his pace.

“Loki, where are we going?” you ask breathlessly, pulling against him trying to slow his pace.

“Somewhere a little more private little one,” for the first time you frown at his old pet name for you.

“No.” you state resolutely, pulling your arm out of his grasp.

“y/n now is not the time nor place for this.”

“Either you start talking or I start shouting again.” He glowers silently at you. “I came here for answers Loki, not for a friendly little visit for old times sake. I’m not some hormonal little girl that’ll eat up everything you say.” You cross your arms over your chest.

“There was a time you would’ve done anything I asked y/n.” You feel heat begin to creep up your neck and settle in your cheeks.

“Yes, well, you made your feelings about that quite clear though, didn’t you.” You deflect, desperate for him to not see how his comments affected you.

This time he took hold of your hand, linking his fingers with your own. When he pulled you into motion it was slower this time, allowing you to walk beside him and not have to fight to keep up.

“I always thought you were going to come back.” He admitted after a while.

You shrug in response.

“I missed you.” He adds quietly like he’s afraid the words will make you disappear.

You had come back, he didn’t much care for why anymore. He simply knew he would do anything to make this moment last.

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[murfeelee]

FF15 - Whaddaya know, more ranting: SUMMONS

curmudgeonness replied to your post “Late Replies! School Blues”  

FFX was not a winner in my book.  I cared for very little of the FF series. The blitzball was a total turnoff and was needed for my favorite character's weapon.  Lost interest very quickly.              

This is EXACTLY the way I feel about FF15. I know I’ve taken some epic dumps on FF13, because I thought the gameplay was wretchedly linear and the storyline was clunky and derivative, but at least it was a visual masterpiece, and emotionally compelling -- even if half those emotions were irritation or frustration.

In FF15 however I'm just BORED. I didn't even finish! I left it hanging somewhere, I don't even care. Once I realized that the Summoning system was STUPID, I threw in the towel.

(Does Carbuncle even qualify as a summon? :P )

The Platinum Demo was so freaking good; they should have gone in that more lighthearted chibi-chan Kingdom Hearts direction instead, IMO.

You get your first two or three summons really early in the game, but first of all, Summons don't work whenever you want them to, like in the other FF games -- you have to meet certain battle conditions, otherwise more than likely you'll only ever end up summoning Ramuh, or Sir Spam-a-lot, as I started calling him.

He’s the easiest one to summon (read: more than likely the only one you’ll ever summon in normal playthroughs) because anyone can be in danger in order to get him to help. Which he does. All the time. Every boss fight. Ad nauseum.

I was so thoroughly sick of looking at this dude.

The first summon you get is actually Titan, but I didn’t even realize he was an actual SUMMON until I went online for help for something else long after I got Ramuh’s behind. You can only call on Titan if you’re out in the open and your ALLIES are out of HP. Screw them -- what about MEEEE!?!

And put some GOSHDARN CLOTHES ON, Who the EFF do you think you are!? 

So, this actually sucks, because most of your major battles in FF15 happen INDOORS, like in those underground caves you’re crawling around in for effing ever to grab the ancient weapons of yada  yada some long-dead relative. Meanwhile, Ramuh’s big butt shows up in ALL the dungeons, and he’s just as gigantic as Titan is -- they’re like the same size; THE EFF!? So...thanks. Thanks a lot, Titan. I hope Eren Jaeger kills your whole family.

After Titan and Ramuh, you get what is quite possibly the most BAMF personality in FF15: the Hydraen/Leviathan, who I freeeaakkkiiiiinnnggg LOVE, because SHE IS SUCH A MEAN WENCH! XD

(And a sea dragon, hohoho.)

Unfortunately, you will never see this evil heifer, because you can only summon her if you’re in danger close to an ocean. Seriously. If you’re not next to a literal effton of water, don’t bother; she’s not showing up. And considering the appalling level of F*KERY involved in even beating the Leviathan in that ridiculous Trial of hers (where she’s literally pimp slapping poor Lunafreya around), this is CRAZY how useless she is! How many times are you going to need THAT kind of power at the beach? Was the volleyball THAT intense?

Next up is a sneak-in whose secret identity I won’t give away (but the reveal was AWESOME), but yes, Shiva comes back! ^0^ And she’s weird. In more ways than one -- pun not intended, there really is more than one of her though.

I’m not crazy about her new design (I LOVE her secret identity look, omg, but as a summon I don't think she looks all that different from every other FF Shiva outside of FF10, which had the best-looking Shiva IMO in her Aeon form.) But whatever; she’s still...busty.

Honestly? I liked FF13′s Shiva A LOT. I don’t understand why people freak out about SE turning FF13-Shiva into a twin pair of sisters and a motorcycle.

The Eidolons were all Magical Machine MOUNTS the characters could ride, to fit the scifi futuristic vibe (Lightning’s a valkyrie-wannabe so Odin was cosplaying as Sleipnir, Fang got Bahamut so he was of course a dragon, the others got battle mecha, etc.). Shiva was Snow’s Eidolon (no duh -- snow...ice...lol), so WTH ride did you think Snow would get other than a dope-looking bike with babes on it?

Whatever, back to FF15-Shiva: I’ve never done it, but apparently you can only summon her if Noctis is the last man standing and stays in danger for a really long time without being killed. ??? Who.... Is playing their game like this? Why would you do that?

(Understand, the Astrals in FF15 are OP. Like, seriously overpowered. One move from them is all they need; they OBLITERATE everything on the screen, they really do. I can understand SE wanting to prevent us from abusing the summons too much, but come the eff on. Come on.)

And there’s one more time she pops up, to help you get your next summon, who isn’t even a summon, but rather a Boss, that you actually encounter via flashback/foreshadowing at the very start of the game, then comes back way later.,...

Ifrit.

Who is, pun totally intended: HOT now.

UNF! <3

Gone is werewolf-looking hellhound monster thing from the other FF games. He is now a full-blown djinn-looking half-goat IFRIT, and I love it. SADLY, as I said, he’s NOT an Astral that you can actually SUMMON now; he’s just a Boss, and that SUUUUCKS!!! And he’s TOUGH AS NAILS, too. Shiva has to come in at the last second to deliver the killing blow, because the man literally cannot be beat.

And apparently, there’s a lil’ sum-sum going on with Ms Shiva and Mr Ifrit, heyheyhey. ;)

(She literally kisses him before she Diamond Dusts him, it’s interesting.)

But this boss fight is over the top, because there’s one other summon-not-summon that has to join in to help gang-bang and defeat Ifrit, and this nearly broke my EFFING heart because I was REALLY looking forward to wreaking total havoc on mofos in this game with him:

My baby’s daddy:

BAHAMUT.

Who cannot be summoned.

And is not a dragon anymore.

And talks too effing much. (This coming from someone who literally writes walls of text.) But no really -- he talks for like a good 20 minutes; he's a freaking encyclopedia of game lore information. Kinda like Maechen from FFX-2. But cooler.

He’s like some strange divine uber-giant dragoon warrior made completely of swords or something, IDFK. His voice was cool though. You can barely see his face under his “dragon“ mask, but I bet he’s hot, too.

I can’t WAIT to get my hands on the game models; first thing I’m doing is snatching that G-D mask off of Bahamut to see what he really looks like under there.

So.

Out of the SIX Astrals in the game, you can only summon FOUR, and at least TWO of them are on some bullsh!t and barely ever can be effed at all to show up.

GG.