#that possum was me im suing

[skrooy]

Sonic Crack Ships

So lately I've been going through a Sonic phase though its mostly a Tails phase if im being honest with myself. I've been trying to watch all the Sonic media and read all the Sonic comics that I can while playing a few Sonic games here and there. So my messed up brain came up with this stupid idea. What if I put every version of every canon Sonic characters from all Sonic media into multiple rounds of the hunger games simulator until only ones left. So I did that and even though I literally did it yesterday I already forgot who won I just remember it was something stupid. I also did it with all the diffrent canon and AU versions of Tails I could find and the winner was actually Tails from Sonic Boom. But anyways im getting off track where im going with this is that today while I was doing nothing lying in bed my brain came up with an even more messed up idea. What if I put all the Sonic characters not including the humans into a random wheel picker on Google to form a bunch of crack ships. So I did it for every character on the wheel. I now have a list. And I have decided to post this list because I find it funny. And I dare people to draw a couple from this list together or make a short cute crack story about one of these ships. And if you do please send a link to me. Ill die laughing if anyone does this. Sorry if I misspelled some names. P.S. I tried to put pictures on here for each character but I couldn't figure out how. I already have a part 2 for this in the works with even more characters.

Rosy the Rascal x Dark Doom

Scourge the Hedgehog x Trip the Sungazer

Mephiles the Dark x Silver Sonic

Ray the flying Squirrel x Rouge the Bat

Espio the Chameleon x Whisper the Wolf

Sage x Metal Amy

Storm Beard x Tumble the Skunk

Tiara Boobowski x Duck Bill Platypus

Cat (from Sonic Freedom Fighters) x Sonar the Fennec Fox

Hangry x Johnny Lightfoot

Gaia (Light, Dark, or both) x Megan Acorn

Tangle the Lemur x Silver the Hedgehog

Thrash the Tasmanian Devil x Sails

Thorn Rose x Vector the Crocodile

Monkey Khan x Fang the Jerboa

Jack x Tikal the Echidna

Prim x Chip

Werehog Sonic x Blaze the Cat

Nicole the Holo Lynx x Catfish

Knuckles the Dread x Sonic the Hedgehog

Zector the Zone Cop x Metal Tails

Wave the Swallow x Morian Blackthorn

Infinite the Jackal x Mighty the Armadillo

Vermin the Cybernik x Super Mecha Sonic

Porker Lewis x Zails the Zone Cop

Geoffrey St. John x Nazo the Hedgehog

Metal Sonic 3.0 x Manic the Hedgehog

Rocket the Sloth x Eclipse the Darkling

Marine the raccoon x Metal Scourge

Sonia the Hedgehog x Red

Black Rose x Dingo

Metal Knuckles x Nine

Charmy Bee x Neo Metal Sonic

Zknuckles the Zone Cop x Knuckles

Vanilla the Rabbit x Ebony the Cat

Rusty Rose x Perci

Mecha Sonic x Jet the Hawk

Bark the Polar Bear x Emperor Metallix

Mangy x Amy Rose

Sally Acorn x Griff

Fleetway Sonic x Tails the Fox

Bean the Dynamite x Zonic the Zone cop

Nasty Hyenas (the whole group) x Sticks the Badger

Metal Sonic x Stripes the Tiger

Batten x Storm the Albatross

Fiona the Fox x Cream the Rabbit

Anti Tails x Shade the Echidna

Bunnie Rabat x Shadow the Hedgehog

Antoine x Zooey the Fox

Sonic.exe x Jules (yes I know this is Sonics dad in the comics)

Ifrit x MinaMongoose

Rocket Metal Sonic x Tekno the Canary

Avatar x Big the Cat

Zantoine the Zone Cop x Gnarly

Chaos x Rotor the Walrus

Bunny Bones x Anti Sally

Zouge the Zone Cop x Zespio the Zone Cop

Denizen 1998 x Tails Doll

Mecha Knuckles x Honey the Cat

Rebel x Sleet

Knucks x Pseudo Sonic

Solaris x Zally

Nack the Weasel x Athair

Ball Hog x Carrotia

Grand Battle Kuku 15th x Lupe the wolf

Roxy the waiter x Lien-Da

Number 16 Speedy x Alicia Acorn

King Max Acorn x Bearenger

Lawrence x Burning Blaze

Elias Acorn x Fiest the Panda

Ari x Roller

Sallybot x Queen Aleena

Da Bearz (both of them) x Fockewulf

Julie-Su x Dr. Finitevus

Ms. Possum x Catty Carlisle

[mossandmist0]

My Grandmother

My granny exists in the burnt toast of life,

She exists in the sweet flesh of mangoes,

She exists in the sprinkles on my ice cream,

And the sound of the far off waves washing onto the beach.

My granny exists in the sounds of parakeets and kookaburras,

she exists in bright tablecloths and pink nail polish.

I see my granny in the pearls around everyone’s necks

and in the smell of Chanel perfume.

My granny exists in the possums clutching tree branches and eating her basil.

She exists in cashmere shawls and bright eyes that tell stories of India.

Most importantly, I see my granny in the faces of my mother, sister, aunts and cousins.

I see my granny in the mirror smiling back at me.

Meine Oma existiert im verbrannten Toast des Lebens,

Sie existiert im süßen Fleisch von Mangos,

Sie existiert in den Streuseln auf meinem Eis,

Und im Geräusch der fernen Wellen, die an den Strand spülen.

Meine Oma existiert im Klang von Sittichen und Kookaburras,

Sie existiert in bunten Tischdecken und rosa Nagellack.

Ich sehe meine Oma in den Perlen um die Hälse aller,

Und im Geruch von Chanel-Parfüm.

Meine Oma existiert in den Opossums, die sich an Baumzweigen festhalten und ihr Basilikum fressen.

Sie existiert in Kaschmir-Schals und strahlenden Augen, die Geschichten aus Indien erzählen.

Am wichtigsten ist, dass ich meine Oma in den Gesichtern meiner Mutter, Schwester, Tanten und Cousinen sehe.

Ich sehe meine Oma im Spiegel, die mir lächelnd entgegenblickt.

Mi abuela existe en la tostada quemada de la vida,

Ella existe en la dulce carne de los mangos,

Ella existe en las chispas de mi helado,

Y en el sonido de las olas lejanas lavando la playa.

Mi abuela existe en los sonidos de los periquitos y los kookaburras,

Ella existe en los manteles brillantes y el esmalte de uñas rosa.

Veo a mi abuela en las perlas alrededor del cuello de todos,

Y en el olor del perfume de Chanel.

Mi abuela existe en los zarigüeyas aferradas a las ramas de los árboles y comiendo su albahaca.

Ella existe en los chales de cachemira y en los ojos brillantes que cuentan historias de la India.

Lo más importante, veo a mi abuela en los rostros de mi madre, hermana, tías y primos.

Veo a mi abuela en el espejo sonriéndome.

[ask-my-5-sons]

Nordics as things my friends have said 11

Denmark: this cookies tastes like exhaust fumes

Norway: my lipstick looks like ive been giving head

Iceland: i ate the inside of my cheek for dinner

Finland: possums are the scariest things alive don’t fight me on this

Sweden: i burned my tongue on tea and now im suing tea

[tlacuaches-ocurrentes]

"Im mad because not even for reasons of survivance people understand, it's 10 months of practice already! Its for health reasons, use it properly.

Always take care of y'all, Garritas".

🇲🇽NAH, esa es la principal razón; la secundaria es que sí me cachó la broma de ayer. 😅😅🥺 Sigue enojada conmigo, díganle que no sea así. ¡Así nos llevamos! 🤷🏻‍♀️Porfiiiis. 😢

Oigan, estaremos chismoseando aquí todos sus etiquetas. 😈👇🏻

Usa tu máscarilla apropiadamente. Clic en link para ver.

-Z.

Nah, that is the main reason. The second it's that she found out the joke of yesterday. 😅😅🥺 She still pissed with me, tell her don't be like that. We treat ourselves like that! 🤷🏻‍♀️ pleeeeease. 😢

Hey, we all will be here for the gossip with your tags below. 😈👇🏻

Use properly your mask, clic to see.

-Z.

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19/12/2020

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[ricardosousalemos]

Wavves Blasts Former Label in Press Release: “Nobody Knew What They Were Doing”

When Wavves announced the release of his new album You’re Welcome earlier today, Nathan Williams detailed his fallout with his former label, Warner Bros. Records, in the accompanying press release. (You’re Welcome is out May 19 via Williams’ own Ghost Ramp label.)  Warner released two Wavves albums, 2013’s Afraid of Heights and 2015’s V. “I’d never come in contact with such a poorly run company in my life,” he said in the new press release. “It was anarchy. Nobody knew what they were doing.”

Williams began by detailing why the band signed with a major label in the first place: 

We were just trying to go to eat at nice places in L.A. There were a few people from majors who would not stop reaching out to us. They were obsessed. They thought we had heat and they needed an edgy big rock band like they used to have in the '90s. Me and Stephen were in our shitty apartments, Googling 'nicest restaurants in LA'. We went to eight or nine dinners. At the end we'd say, 'not interested'.

The press release continued:

When Warners came along and offered them a cash advance too good to refuse, they accepted while being shrewdly aware of what they were getting themselves into. "We still owned all of our shit, which was the most important part for us. For them it was a shot in the dark." The day to day of being signed to a major, however, was unpredictable and beyond their wildest nightmares. "I figured it would run the same as [prior label] Fat Possum, just with more people. I was wrong." By the time they were readying to release their second Warners album - 2015's V - shots were fired. Williams released single "Way Too Much" on Soundcloud before the label had approved it, the label forgot to sign off on the artwork and, in the end, Wavves felt swept under the rug. Ultimately it felt like a career step backwards.

Williams elaborated:

I’d never come in contact with such a poorly run company in my life. It was anarchy. Nobody knew what they were doing. Turnover rate was like an American Apparel. It was really all cons—unless you’re a cash cow. For everyone else, major labels can’t help you. Maybe at one time they could, but that time is dead.

The press release notes that it was Williams' experience with Warner that inspired him to focus on Ghost Ramp. "I figured if these idiots could get by, we could do it a hundred times better."

Williams has been public about his distaste for Warner Bros. in the past. After putting out “Way Too Much,” he tweeted, “you dont scare me. im not scared of getting dropped or sued by u so what do u have?” He also pleaded, “heres my art let me release my record [Warner Bros.]” (Both tweets have been deleted.) In a career retrospective, he mused, “I think I probably don’t have a ton of fans at Warner Bros. at this point.”

Pitchfork has reached out to Warner Bros.’ representatives for comment.