#that one photo of ben affleck smoking

[ball-of-butter]

just saw an edit of rin and kitay to an eren and armin audio. goodnight.

[taromies]

you know that one photo of ben affleck smoking

[psijay]

my new years resolution is to do more art and also actually post it, so here we are.

working on a demonsona because it sounded fun ¯_(ツ)_/¯ still trying to figure out the design. the first one was reffed off of a photo of myself. no ref used on the middle one. last two are obviously reffed off of ben affleck smoking memes.

[vocalsandvisions]

I don't have the energy anymore to care about my photos looking perfect and filtered, so instead have this one I sent to my friend on Snapchat. I think it's kinda artsy and depicts where I am mentally. I now permanently embody the Ben Affleck smoking meme (ironic when you consider that he played Batman and I have Joker hair)

[general-sleepy]

[ID: A full-body photo of Ben Affleck smoking. His shoulders are slumped, and his expression is tired and distressed. One of his arms has been edited out below the elbow. End ID]

the inquisitor watching holes in the sky spit out demons

[biglisbonnews]

Cole Sprouse Roasted For Chainsmoking on 'Call Her Daddy' Cole Sprouse has become the (literal) butt of the joke.Earlier this week, the former Disney star appeared on the Call Her Daddy podcast to talk with host Alex Cooper about everything from struggling with child stardom to his past relationships, including the way he lost his virginity. However, what was more interesting was that none of this really interested the internet, despite Sprouse also dishing on his split with ex-girlfriend and Riverdale co-star, Lili Reinhart. Instead, it was his cringeworthy decision to chain smoke through the entire interview that actually caught people's attention and, naturally, this resulted in plenty of online roasts.A prime example of life imitating art, Sprouse went full Jughead by bringing the wannabe bad boy energy of his comic-inspired character to the podcast studio, which can only be deemed an extremely embarrassing attempt at trying to look like a tortured and "introspective artisté." Happy 5 Year Anniversary to Jughead Jones's iconic "I'm a weirdo" speech 🥳 pic.twitter.com/GYMFyQwa0f— Alex Zalben (@azalben) April 13, 2022 As such, it wasn't surprising to see a number of tweets clowning Sprouse's self-serious smoke sesh, with the general consensus being something along the lines of "making smoking look this uncool is almost impressive.""Honestly he needs to be in some anti smoking ads cause he makes it look sooo uncool I’d quit," as another commenter joked, before a third called him out for "sitting indoors smoking a cigarette on call her daddy as if he’s mark twain and not the worst actor on a bad teen drama."making smoking look this uncool is almost impressive https://t.co/Yio1sJhcbb— laura 🦠 (@ecto_fun) March 7, 2023 Honestly he needs to be in some anti smoking ads cause he makes it look sooo uncool I’d quit— Mason 18+ (@MasonFleshwood) March 7, 2023 cole sprouse is so funny bro sitting indoors smoking a cigarette on call her daddy as if he’s mark twain and not the worst actor on a bad teen drama— genie yuss (@lil_pusss) March 7, 2023 Meanwhile, others said it projected the awkwardness of "an actor who doesn’t smoke playing a character who does smoke," while some posted photos of people he "thought he looked like," including Cillian Murphy in Peaky Blinders and Anya Taylor-Joy in The Menu. And even more scathing? The tweets that featuring characters like Chandler from Friends and pic taken from Sex and the City, where a somber-looking Carrie Bradshaw is taking a drag while thinking "can you ever escape your past?" Oof.He looks like an actor who doesn’t smoke playing a character who does smoke— Abigail Hardingham (@AbbiHardingham) March 7, 2023 this is what cole sprouse thought he looked like pic.twitter.com/6z9fXIwcKb— susie (@filmsbygays) March 9, 2023 He dreams of being Tommy Shelby pic.twitter.com/24bgDFNpjY— 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 (@hooli_zart) March 9, 2023 absolutely no one, not a soul: cole sprouse on call her daddy: pic.twitter.com/EJUzl65ohC— Melina Glusac (@LeminaGluestick) March 7, 2023 Sprouse has yet to comment on the internet's reaction. However, we'd still advise him to just leave the brooding to Ben Affleck next time. Photo via Getty / Frazer Harrison https://www.papermag.com/cole-sprouse-chainsmoking-roasts-2659582515.html

[butchsaint]

i think more fictional characters should vape. this is about robert pattinson’s batman specifically

[saturnisfallingdown]

my bad

[ID: Image 1 is a collage of tumblr tags on the original post, reading “#yea so about that..” “#😬 #upsetting” “#well.” “#apollo thought this post was funny ig” “#top 10 photos taken moments before disaster” “#i hope u die. i hope we both die .” “#imagine that” “#hey sat how's this feeling” “#are you okay i know that dodgeball hit you hard 😭” and “#this was not apollo with the dodgeball. this one came from the devil.”

Image 2 is a bust-up photo of Ben Affleck smoking with a cigarette in hand and an extremely tired expression. End ID]

I would like to send my thanks to the universe for breaking p!atd up before wwwy could make Brendon perform afycso solo

[peach-scented-chupacabra]

I don’t watch romcoms, but these two feel like they belong in one.

Image Description:

Image 1 : Four doodles of an anthromorphised red panda, one of him standing and another of just the head. He is wearing a large brown sweater with white diamonds along the sleeves and torso, with an over tan button up shirt which covers up the top of his gray pats, and he is wearing brown shoes. Another doodle of him includes him mimicing the meme of Ben Affleck smoking a cigarette and looking exhausted, the other is of him facing the viewer surrounded by a box with the words “shut up” written over and over again behind him. Additional doodles include a turned over mug with a spoon, coffee spilled out onto a flat surface, as well as a pack of cigarettes and a lighter.

Image 2 : Four doodles of an anthromorphised red panda, one of her standing and another of just the head. She is wearing A bluish gray sweater with a neckline below the shoulders, under that she has a white turtle neck, as well as wearing a light gray skirt with a white belt, an insulin pump on her belt, and dark gray shoes. In one doodle she is holding a piece of chocolate with a glass of wine in front of her and sighing, the other is of her facing the viewer with a bar of chocolate sticking out of her mouth and a yellow diamond beside her face. Additional doodles include her insulin pump, a glass of red wine which has tipped over and spilled on a flat surface, and a stack of chocolate bars.

Image 3 : Both red pandas facing each other with their arms above their heads. The first is visible from the front, and we can see his mouth open, the second is only visible from the back.

Image 4 : a photo of two red pandas facing each other with their arms above their heads, the image which was used as reference for image 3.

[svngriv]

Freifrau von Richthofen remembered:

One time … a woman showed up with a hundred postcards and asked him to autograph them, he said gruffly: “I will not sign a single one.” Startled by this almost brusque tone of the refusal, I gave him a wounded look. He explained ever more resentfully that in another city someone once asked him to sign 50 photo postcards [and] he did it. Later he watched from his window as the 50 postcards were sold on the street.

Crying at the mental image of Manfred watching the postcards being sold like that one particular picture of ben affleck smoking through the pain

[iero]

Tagged by @andwegrowcold, @awsugar and @mrbenzedrine to do this here thing. Thank you Delia, Mack and Jasmyne! 

1. Why did you choose your URL? 

I like a guy named Frank, no biggie. 

2. Any sideblogs? 

I never liked having a sideblog because I know I’d forget to post to it, so no. I do help run dailyfrankiero if that counts for anything?

3. How long have you been on Tumblr? 

This year will be nine years... Ben Affleck smoking,jpg

4. Do you have a queue tag? 

When I did have a queue and wanted to use a tag, it used to be just ‘q.’ I never queue posts anymore though and if I do, the queue is never tagged. 

5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?

Someone in an online forum I was in was talking about the site in general and I looked it up and thought it would be pretty cool to run a blog, ha. 

6. Why did you choose your icon/PFP? 

It’s Frank’s thinking face... What’s not to like? I’m so weird adding the hearts to make it look like he’s thinking about love too because that’s just the kind of person I am. 

7. Why did you choose your header? 

I’ve always loved that photo of DD era Frank and wanted to put it in a graphic of some sort and I just kind of spoofed this up to go along with the pink in my icon instead.

8. What’s your post with the most notes? 

It’s a meme I posted like two-ish years ago. I didn’t think it would blow up and I see it in my notifications everyday. It’s at, like, 72k notes and counting. I regret everything. 

9. How many mutuals do you have? 

I’m weird and don’t like following people who aren’t following me back, so every blog I follow, save for maybe five at the most, is a mutual. 

10. How many followers do you have? 

We’re sitting at 11k over here right now. Thank you guys so much for following my stupid blog. 

11. How many people do you follow? 

243 and a majority of them are inactive... I’m so picky about who I follow and yet, I tell myself I need to follow more people all the time. 

12. Have you ever made a shitpost? 

Probably, ha. I can’t think of any off the top of my head, but I’m sure I did because I think I’m funny sometimes. 

13. How often do you use Tumblr a day? 

Every day whenever I get a chance to look at my phone/computer/etc. for more then a minute. I simply do not have a life. 

14. Have you ever had an argument/fight with another blog? 

I don’t believe so? I try to stay away from conflict or even just drama on this site. It’s not worth my time. 

15. How do you feel about “You need to reblog this.” posts?

If the subject matter is something that needs to be brought to attention, then yeah, sure. I’ll reblog it. If it’s one of those silly “Reblog or you’ll get X years of bad luck.” or something like that, I refuse. 

16. Do you like tag games? 

Love ‘em! I almost always try and do them. If I don’t, it’s because I just recently did that one or I just forgot. 

17. Do you like ask games? 

I love them too! I love talking to you guys! 

18. Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

Mack is pretty up there, but besides that, I don’t think anyone really? 

19. Do you have a crush on a mutual? 

I’ll never reveal my secrets, ha. 

20: Tagging: @goaliehugs, @bringmoreknives, @sendmyresignation, @smileandasong and anyone else who wants to do this! 

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Movies I watched this week - 25

Was 1973 the greatest year in cinema?

Besides the ones below, 1973 was also the year of The Holy Mountain, Day for Night, Mean Streets, Badlands, La Planete Sauvage, Paper Moon, Scenes from a Marriage, Amarcord, Oh Lucky Man, American Graffiti, Enter the Dragon, The Sting, The Exorcist...

✳️✳️✳️ 1973: The Spirit Of The Beehive (El espíritu de la colmena) - one of the most beautiful Spanish films of all time.

It’s 1940, and six-year-old Anna lives with her family in an isolated Castilian village. A mobile cinema truck bring Frankenstein to the village.

Quiet, symbolic and deeply moving.

The trailer.

✳️✳️✳️ 1973: The Last Detail, written by Robert Towne, with Jack Nicholson at his peak and with cameos by Gilda Radner, Nancy Allen and Carol Kane. 9/10

“Welcome to the wonderful world of pussy, kid..”

Going to watch the few other Hal Ashby films again.

✳️✳️✳️ 1973: Critically-acclaimed Robert Altman’s anachronistic neo-noir The Long Goodbye, with chain smoking Elliott Gould as unconvincing and bumbling Philip Marlowe.

Also, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s first movie appearance.

✳️✳️✳️ 1973! I don’t know why I haven’t revisited Don’t Look Now for at least 15 years: I always considered it to be Nicolas Roeg’s best film, but it’s actually one of the greatest films I ever saw! Cinematically, emotionally, with extraordinary sound editing (The first 8 min.! The dressing / undressing scene!)..

With Renato Scarpa as the police inspector: ”AH! MIS-ter BAX-ter!”

Simply perfect!

✳️✳️✳️ 1973: In La Grande Bouffe four friends, Marcello, Ugo, Michel and Philippe (played by Marcello Mastroianni, Ugo Tognazzi, Michel Piccoli, Philippe Noiret) decide to binge-eat themselves to death on fine cuisine. A decadent and perverted food and sex orgy, full of excess and anarchy that doesn’t end until the last one shits himself to death. But why?

Bon appétit!

✳️✳️✳️ 1973: Honest cop and whistleblower Serpico fights obsessively against systemic corruption at the New York Police Department.

With Who’s Who of the time in small parts: Hank Garrett, ‘The Mailman’ from ‘Three days of the Condor’, Jack Kehoe, Midnight Run’s ‘Jerry’, James Tolkan as Steiger, M. Emmet Walsh, F. Murray Abraham, John Randolph, Allan Rich ...

✳️✳️✳️ 1973 / First watch - The Wicker Man, a British folk horror number about a Christian copper vs. a Scottish village of pagan heathens. With younger Christopher Lee in a hippie drag.

It had a unique way of combing folk songs, sung by the characters, nearly like a strange musical.

✳️✳️✳️ 1973: Westworld, the robots malfunction and revolt at a futuristic, adult-themed amusement park. Yul Brynner as the original Terminator. 3/10.

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Queen of Hearts, a complex erotic drama by Danish-Egyptian director May el-Toukhy. An illicit affair between gorgeous Trine Dyrholm and her stepson Gustav Lindh (From Riders of Justice!). Shockingly explicit sex and unexpected third act reverse expectations and sympathies.

Best film of the week!

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Jackie Chan’s 1985 Police Story, a “broadly” choreographed slapstick / martial arts film. With young and chubby-faced Maggie Cheung, before she became world-class gorgeous.

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This isn't a rental car - it's privately owned.

How come I’ve never seen David Byrne’s True Stories before? Written by Ned Ryerson himself. Kooky characters in small town Vernon, TX. inspired by actual supermarket tabloid stories. Like Nashville for the 80′s..

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Crimes and Misdemeanors, a classic Woody Allen nihilist drama with a dual storyline that still holds its power.

“The eyes of God are always watching us” .

Toddler Dylan Farrow appears in a cameo at the wedding, and a distinct sub-plot has Allen wooing his teenage niece by taking her to see old movies and buying her art books... So, yuck to that part.

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“It’s good to be king.”

Mel Brooks’ 40 year old class-conscience History of the world, Part 1 - narrated by Orson Welles, with cameos by John Hurt as Jesus and Hugh Hefner, who also supplied the harem of vestal virgins. While ‘The Meaning of Life’ which came 2 years later was about philosophy, this was about history.

But everybody had such pearly white teeth.

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I started watching Jojo Rabbit 3 times before I could finish this pretentious Holocaust comedy of revisionist Nazi-chic cuteness. A ten-year-old Hitler Youth boy finds out that his mother, Scarlett Johansson, is hiding a Jewish girl in their attic. Kitschy, cowardly and lazy. This is not ‘The Great Dictator’ or ‘The Producers’, or even ‘Look who’s back’. It’s Hitler 101 explained to 10 year olds who never heard of him.

I wonder how they got the rights to The Beatles and Bowie songs.

Also, Hitler was not a smoker. 2/10. (Photo above)

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Picked up a random Apple’s TV series, Home before dark, about a 9 year old girl playing a journalist. I tried to get into it, and saw 2.5 episodes, but it was so ordinary, and soul-less, and full of teenager flick cliches, that I had to quit. Even the Jason Robards quotes from ‘All the President’s Men’ couldn’t help it. PASS!

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✳️✳️✳️ Woodward and Bernstein X 2

So, prompted by the series above, I watched All the President's Men again (for the 10? time). What a masterful film! Romancing investigative journalism never looked so good.

With a script by William Goldman, cinematography by Gordon Willis, and Robert Walden playing Donald Segretti.

The sparse score by Michael Small, who was Pakula’s go-to composer (and which I already mentioned here earlier)! Compared to his Parallax View theme.

True fact: Frank Wills, the black security guard who discovered the break-in, was fired without explanation a few days later. He was out of work for three years until he played himself (one day's work) in this film, and never had a full-time job again, until his death in 2000, at the age of 52.  

✳️✳️✳️ Also, All the President's Men Revisited, a 2012 documentary featuring all the players, and just before Trump, so they all could comfortably predict that Watergate will happen again, but none of them realized how terribly soon it will be.

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The company Men is about 3 senior executives trying to survive during the financial crisis of 2010 after getting fired, downsized, becoming redundant.

The Corporate-speak sounded fake, and Ben Affleck is not a good actor, so it wasn’t too engaging. 3/10

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(My complete movie list is here)

[iapislazuli]

i found this really funny photo of me and my younger siblings at my older sisters graduation that i wont be posting because it has pre transition dia and also my younger siblings in it BUT its the funniest looking photo ever because we are all in like, fancy clothes but werre also sitting on the dirty ground without shoes on with faces like that one ben affleck smoking image. i distinctly remember that being one of the most miserable days of my life because it was hot as hell and the graduation was like 4 hours long. im going to redraw it with the jadebloods

[acecroft]

just went in the tom holland tumblr tag and they're already tagging posts as nathan drake x reader. insert that one photo of ben affleck smoking looking exhausted

ugh. no one needs this movie. prequel or not, whatever is the story. i mean how can you fuck up cast of MAIN character of one of the most popular franchises THAT bad??

[lovemesomesurveys]

[created by: pinkchocolate]

During the last week, what's the earliest time you've woken up? The earliest I got up and stayed up was around 9ish.

Have you heard from any of your cousins lately? No. I haven’t talked to any of my cousins in awhile.

What toppings were on the last pizza you ate? Creamy garlic sauce, cheese, spinach, and green onions.

Do you ever stick up your finger(s) as an insult? No. I’ve never been one to give the finger.

^ If so, can you recall the last time you did that to someone? Nope.

Do you have an account for any social platform that you rarely/never use? I use all the main social media platforms, I think.

What do you most frequently take photos of? My doggo.

Do you ever get any songs stuck in your head that you dislike? Ugh, yes. That’s even worse.

^ If so, when was the last time that happened? Sometime recently.

What was the last household appliance that you had to replace? We had to get a new dryer recently. 

Do you own anything that is pink with white stripes, or vice versa? Nope.

Have you had any leaflets pushed through your door lately? For what? *shrug* I wouldn’t know. My parents or brother would be the ones to see it and throw it away or whatever.

Are there any items in your make-up bag that you haven't yet used? I don’t have a makeup bag, but I do have some unopened makeup items that are probably old now cause I haven’t worn or bought makeup in 3 years.

If you were to make a sandwich right now, what would you put on it? A breakfast sandwich with scrambled eggs, cheese, spinach, and guacamole on it sounds good.

Do you ever wear hats? What does your favorite hat look like? Sometimes. I like to wear beanies.

Have you tried any foods or drinks for the first time today? Which? No. I haven’t tried anything new in a long time. 

Does anyone close to you smoke cigarettes? No.

Which musical instrument do you most enjoy the sound of? Piano and guitar.

Do you have a friend whose name starts with G? --

^ When did you last see them? --

What brand of hand cream do you use? I don’t have any, currently.

^ Does it have a specific scent? --

Does anyone ever send you handwritten letters? No. Never.

What is something you currently feel thankful for, or appreciate? My family.

In the last film you watched, who played the main character(s)? It follows the lives of a few characters all played by big actors like Scarlett Johansson, Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Ben Affleck... 

What was the last song you heard, that made you feel nostalgic? I haven’t listened to music in awhile so I don’t remember.

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Movies I watched this week - 42

2 by Swedish-Egyptian director Tarik Saleh:

✳️✳️✳️ Metropia is the most innovative and unusual film I’ve never heard of since starting this project nearly a year ago!

A complex dystopic story which uses an uncanny hybrid of photoshoped photography and animation.

The oppressive story is about a paranoiac Moby-lookalike man who hears voices in his head and stumbles upon a European conspiracy related to a massive Metro train network. But it’s so grey & so strange!

10/10. Highly recommended.

✳️✳️✳️ “Forget it, Noredin - It’s Tahrir Square...” 

The Nile Hilton Incident is the odd Swedish film with 100% Egyptian content, and played in 100% Arabic. It’s a thriller about police (and societal) corruption, in the week leading to the 2011 revolution in Cairo. Fares Fares investigates a murder in the hotel, smoking three packs of cigarettes per day. 6/10

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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Spencer Tracy’s last film. One of the first groundbreaking American films to deal with interracial marriage, it still remains fresh, and progressively nuanced to this day. Of course Stanley Kramer had to create a perfect ‘Negro’ specimen out of Sidney Poitier (Still alive!), a successfully-decorated doctor, who works for WHO in Geneva, and who refrains from premarital sex. And the Draytons are so typically white that they own an original  Modigliani and live on top of Nob Hill, with a view. 8+/10

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2 by Brazilian director Kleber Mendonça Filho:

✳️✳️✳️ Bacurau, a genre-bending neo-western with Sônia Braga and Udo Kier. A woman returns to a remote town in the Brazilian Sertão for the funeral of her 94 year old matriarch. Strange things start to happen: The town disappears off the map, horses stampede through the main street, UFO’s are being sighted. The magical realism of the first half turn violent and dark later. It reminded me of Macondo. It’s brutally and surprisingly anti-colonial. 8/10

✳️✳️✳️ Neighboring Sounds, seemingly banal going-on’s in a middle class neighborhood in Racife: A pot-smoking mother is bothered by a constantly barking dog, some guys from the Favela get a job as street security, a young realtor falls in love after a one-night-stand. But there’s understated paranoia under the surface. 7/10.

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Tell No One, a twisted French thriller directed by pretty actor Guillaume Canet, and one of Michael Caine’s “Top Ten movies of all time”. Opens with a luscious, warm introduction and unfolds into a convoluted who-done-it. Eventually in becomes too improbable. The chase scene is original and powerful. 7/10

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Claude Sautet’s A Heart in Winter, a subtle, intense and delicate French film from 1992. Beautiful violinist Emmanuelle Béart falls for broken violin-maker Daniel Auteuil who avoids intimate relationships of any kind. 9/10

(Incidentally, both these films feature André Dussollier).

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I finally watched Only Murders in the Building, a new bingable series with Steve Martin and Martin Short, who start a true-crime podcast together with Selena Gomez. High and low comedy mixed with Manhattan’s Upper West Side real estate porn. Too sitcom’y for me. 3/10

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2 with the gorgeous Anna Kendrick:

✳️✳️✳️ By complete coincidence, after ‘Murders’ I randomly clicked in on A Simple Favor, which is also a who-done-it by people podcasting / instagraming their lives. The excellent Anna Kendrick (Photo Above) is a naive and cheerful 'Mom Vlogger’ who befriends an elegant and mysterious neighbor in a roller coaster mystery, which starts one place, and ends up somewhere completely different. I only saw her in ‘Up in the air’ before, and I loved her role there, and I loved her here too. So much actually, that, shamefully, I have to admit, I watched this movie twice THREE times in a row. 8/10.

✳️✳️✳️ The Accountant (Exec-produced by Steve Fucken Mnuchin!) is a stupid “action” film, and Anna Kendrick plays the female side-role. Unfortunately, it is led by wooden potato-head Ben Affleck, and uses autism as an excuse for a messy story that goes everywhere. 2/10.

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Sherlock, Jr. Buster Keaton’s 1924 silent masterpiece: A poor projectionist who wants to be the world's greatest detective. Perhaps the 1920′s best motion picture.

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13 Minutes, a German drama by Oliver Hirschbiegel (who directed Der Untergang / Downfall). It tells the ‘true’ story of Georg Elser, who tried to assassinate Hitler in 1939. It’s chilling and engrossing in parts, but like most Nazi-era films, too ‘soft’ in dealing with the brutal, inhuman parts of this chapter of history. Even the year-long of torture that Elser suffered from had to be toned down, because otherwise it would be unwatchable. 4/10.

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Brando parodies his Don Corleone role in The Freshman as comical “importer” Carmine Sabatini .The first time I saw BD Wong, and with the memorable Gourmet Club's party band, which included David and Don Was, and offered covers of both "Tequila" and "Maggie's Farm"...  5/10.              

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Master magician and  sleight of hand artist Ricky Jay And His 52 Assistants. Always delightful.

(Re-watch, in connection to the news that his huge collection of magic is being auctioned next week by Sotheby’s)

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The Circle, based on Dave Eggers’s novel, is about facebook, currently the second most destructive company in the world. But it’s dull, unoriginal and forgettable. 1/10

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Some outrageous shorts by Steve Cotts: Happiness, his best / Where are they now about obsolete cartoon characters / Anytime is Ice Cream time - tragic /  The Walk Home, Serious Watchman vibes / Are you lost in a world like me, a Moby music video. More here.

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(My complete movie list is here)