#that one fucking photoshoot r u kidding????

[paradiserotting]

im so normal about orville peck btw guys. like really ok about him

[earthtoharlow]

Flashing Lights

Jack Harlow x SingerOC

Series Masterlist

8) Every Kind of Way

“Maryse, I love how hard working you are but are you seriously writing another song this close to the deadline?”

Maryse was currently in the studio working on a new song. The last couple days she’s locked herself up in the studio and played every single track over and over again making sure it was perfect. This was her debut album and she had a lot to prove. 

“Yes, CoCo. I promise this is the last song. Besides, I'm almost done with it.” She replied before picking up her guitar and strumming chords. 

“Ok well, while you continue writing more love songs about Jack I’m going to draft up your schedule for the next couple months.”

Maryse rolled her eyes and continued harmonizing to herself. She didn’t even want to think about how busy she was going to be. TV appearances, photoshoots, magazine interviews, private concerts, listening parties, signings, tour rehearsals and it all ended with performing at the Video Music Awards and then going straight to the world tour.  

Pushing that to the back of her mind she thought about her feelings for Jack. CoCo was right, she was writing a lot of love songs for him, half of which wasn’t going to make the album. 

She had never liked someone this much. Music was her only source to express how deeply she feels for him…other than telling him of course. 

Just as she was falling into the rabbit hole of thinking about Jack, he texted her asking if he could stop by the studio to show her something he was working on, Maryse immediately told him yes.

He arrived 20 minutes later with his laptop in hand. “Hey, babe.” Jack said walking over to where she was sitting on the couch, plopping down next to her after giving her a kiss on the forehead. 

Butterflies swirled in her stomach as he sat close to her, it amazed her how she still felt nervous around him, months later. 

Putting her guitar down, she sat cross legged and gave her his full attention. 

“I’ve got this song I’ve been working on and I’m pretty sure I’m going to make it my second single off the album.” Jack said as he fumbled around with the keys on the laptop. Maryse could tell he seemed nervous to show her. 

“Well, I’m excited to hear it!” Maryse wasn’t lying with that statement. Jack had been pretty secretive when it came to this album, not telling her much about it.

Jack bit his lip right before he pressed play. “Promise me you’ll give me your honest opinion, okay?”

“I promise.”

Jack took a deep breath and pressed play.

Mm

I been a (G), throw up the (L)

Sex in the (A-M), uh-huh

(O-R-O-U-S, yeah)

And I can put you in (first class, up in the sky)

A huge smile creeped on Maryse’s face as she heard the sample. She couldn’t believe it as she nodded her head and sung along. As the song came to an end the smile never left her face. 

“So, what did you—“ Jack couldn’t even finish what he was saying before Maryse reached over and wrapped her arms around him, words coming out in a squeal

All Jack could do was laugh as he wrapped his arms around her. “So you like it?”

“Are you kidding me?! I fucking love it!” She could see Jack immediately relax at her approval. 

Letting out a happy sigh, she continued. “One of our first conversations was you telling me about how much you loved Fergie as a child and now you’re sampling one of her biggest tracks, I’m so proud of you.” Maryse told him honestly.

Jack's face warmed when hearing her say that, dropping his head shyly.

“Thanks, M. When I was recording this I was telling the whole room it was a hit, but no one seemed to believe me.” 

“Well, no offense but they’re idiots.”

Jack bumped his shoulders against hers as they both laughed. 

Maryse perked up with an idea. “Prove them wrong.” Jack raised an eyebrow confused. “Prove who wrong? And how?”

“Post a teaser of First Class on Tik Tok and see how the world responds to it. When it goes viral, like I know it will, your team will be eating their words!”

JACKHARLOW

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user: AAAAAAAH

user: maryse is so gorgeous

user: 😍

user: you made this song for the bitches!!

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lifeofmonet: no free promo!

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user: wait is that maryse in the song saying “I am”

user: FINALLY

user: classic already

***

Jack rushed around the hotel room ignoring the laughs from Urban who was sitting in the corner of the room rolling a joint. 

“Dude, you’re sunburned BAD!”

He groaned at the reminder. He had spent the weekend in Turks and Caicos with Drake recording music and jet skiing which left his arms and face red as a tomato. The sun was never on his side. 

Jack had just stepped off his private jet having taken a red eye to New York. Maryse was having a private concert for her fans to celebrate her album that was coming out in a few weeks. He wanted to surprise her since she wasn’t expecting him back in town for another day.

The show starts in an hour and Jack still needed to find something to wear, if he didn’t leave in the next 15 minutes. He was going to be late. 

Quickly deciding on a pair of cargos and a hoodie, Urban and him rushed to the venue hoping he would make it in time to wish Maryse good luck. 

Because of traffic he wasn’t able to surprise Maryse before she got on stage. The show was about to start in 5 minutes. The stage crew was making sure the microphone and instruments were in the right place as the DJ played the last song. Jack pulled his hood over his head so he didn’t draw too much attention as he and Urban made their way to the friends and family section. 

Once in his seat he greeted Doja and Saweetie as they were both shocked to see him there.

“Maryse ain’t gonna be able to focus when she sees your sunburnt self in the crowd!” Saweetie said jokingly, Jack just rolled his eyes as Doja and Urban laughed around him. 

“NYC! Show some love for Maryse Monet!”

***

Maryse was doing her vocal runs to herself backstage while she mentally prepared herself for tonight’s show. This was going to be the first time fans, friends and family were going to hear the new music from the album, needless to say she was nervous. And she wished Jack was there. She hadn’t heard from him much today, too busy in the studio with Drake. 

Noticing she was nervous, Coco placed both her hands on her shoulders. 

“You’re going to kill it tonight. Like you always do. Just take a deep breath.”

Maryse took a deep breath and simply nodded. She checked her phone once more seeing if Jack messaged her, frowning when she saw no new messages. Luckily she didn’t have time to harp on it as the DJ introduced her to the crowd. Taking one last deep breath, she walked on stage. 

The crowd screamed in excitement as Maryse walked on the stage. Maryse kept her outfit casual as she wore a red mesh top with a long orange jacket and denim shorts. Her long curly hair flowed down her back. 

The nerves immediately went away as she saw the sold out venue, smile spreading across her face. 

“If you guys didn’t know, my name is Maryse!” She paused as the crowd cheered louder

The opening chords of Focus started playing as Maryse placed her mic back on the mic stand. As she began to sing she couldn’t help but smile as the crowd swayed and sung along to every word. 

After about 5 songs, Maryse grabbed a drink of water from the side of the stage as a stagehand adjusted her mic and placed a stool down. 

As she sat back on the stool she looked up and waved to Doja, Saweetie. “I have some friends here tonight, hey Doja and Saweetie!” She laughed as the crowd screamed, trying to catch her friend’s attention. Maryse squinted a little when she noticed Urban sitting next to them as well. Smiling to herself, thinking Jack must have told him to come since he couldn’t be there himself. 

“Ok, y’all I got one more song tonight for you. But I have a question, how many of y’all are in loooove?” She asked, putting emphasis on the word love. 

Maryse nodded at the cheers from the audience. “Falling in love is so scary, but you know what? It’s one of my favorite feelings in the world. I think I might be in love too.”

The crowd cheered loudly at the admission, some even cheering Jack’s name. “This next song is called Every Kind of Way.”

The crowd was silent as she began singing. It wasn’t until she got to the chorus when she started to feel chills. Glancing up in the friends and family section, that’s when she spotted him. Jack was standing behind Doja, towering over her because of his height. 

They both locked eyes. All her focus was on Jack now. It didn’t matter that they’ve only been dating for 4 months. She knew for certain that she loved that man. It was like she was speaking to him as she sung.

I wanna love you in every kind of way, I wanna please you, no matter how long it takes, If the world should end tomorrow and we only have today, I'm gonna love you in every kind of way

Tears were threatening to fall as she sung those words to Jack. A smile creeped on her face as he blew her kiss in greeting. The smile on Jack’s face widened when he watched her pretend to grab the kiss he blew, kissing it and placing it in her pocket. 

She loved him, and couldn’t wait to get off stage and tell him. 

***

Maryse was fidgety with excitement when a knock sounded on the door of her dressing room, rushing to open the door she couldn’t hide her disappointment when it was just CoCo. 

“Oh, hey.” Opening the door wider to let her manager in. 

“Okay, rude. Jack will be here in a second. I'm just grabbing my laptop that I left.”

Just as she was about to apologize for her reaction, there was another knock, but this time they didn’t wait for her to answer the door. 

The man Maryse wanted to see walked in. Jack stood at the door after closing it, holding his arms out for Maryse to jump in them. 

“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE!” Maryse squeaked, face buried inside his neck. Jack squeezed her tightly, before walking them both to the loveseat. He leaned forward and kissed her, moaning into her mouth.

Their legs and arms and mouths became two missing pieces of a puzzle, fitting together effortlessly. 

The chair was small and cramped.

It’s perfect. 

“Oh, this is my que to leave.” Coco said leaving the dressing room. 

Jack and Maryse didn’t even hear her, too wrapped into each other. 

Pulling away, Jack spoke first. “You did amazing tonight. The crowd loved you.”

Love. 

There goes that word again. 

Maryse watched with a smile as Jack rambled about the show, and the songs she performed.

“Hey, Jack?” Maryse said, interrupting him. 

“Hm?”

“I love you.”

Jack froze at the words. Maryse was praying that she didn’t just fuck things up. 

“I know, it might seem too soon but—“ It was Jack’s turn to interrupt now, but this time with a kiss. Both of their hearts were beating out their chest. 

“I can’t remember what it’s like to wake up and not have you be the first thing on my mind. Every morning, I roll over and check and see if you’ve called. I wanted you to be mine the second I laid eyes on you at the Grammy’s.” He told her.

Maryse was looking at Jack with so much love and appreciation that it made his chest hurt. The smile on her face was beautiful, he thought to himself. The tears that were streaming down her cheeks were beautiful. She was beautiful and so was her love. 

“I love you, Maryse Monet.”

Maryse exhales a soft breath and leans in slowly gently pressing her lips to his. 

“I love you so much it feels like a constant flow spilling into my soul.”

She pressed another kiss to his lips, feeling speechless. This kiss was filled with tenderness and affection. It felt like an unspoken promise that she was his now. Forever. 

Maryse pulled away, wiping the tears that fell from Jack’s face. “You know this means you’re stuck with me.”

Jack couldn’t help but laugh at that. 

“I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

It was silent for a moment as Maryse rested her head on his chest.

"Also, you look like you got in a fight with the sun."

Jack groand as Maryse's giggles echoed through the room.

***

An: OUR BBS ARE BACK!!!! sorry this took so long, I've been busy but next update won't take that long I promise

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[sbk-zgvlt]

Do you have any Neigi and Sebek friendship Hc?

I got u bro

These guys have actually met before: when Neige was just a young kid trying to get to a photoshoot in Briar Valley. He was already dropped off at the front of the forest with Vil, but Vil gave him the wrong directions

This was during Vil beginning to realize that he'll never be able to get the role of protagonist no matter how hard he tries lol

Picture Snow White running into the forest after the hunter tells her to run away as far as she can lest the queen find her. Yeah. That's what Neige is going thru rn

He ends up being found by Sebek with the help of some forest animals. He is so grateful that someone is here

Sebek is TIRED of these fucking kids that are like. a Year or two older than him bro STOP GETTING LOST IN THE FOREST SHITHEADS he had to help this guy who STOLE HIS APPLE just last week what the hell

Neige tells him that he needs to get to a photoshoot or sumn. Sebek knows about it already because the whole town's been steering clear of a part of the forest. Despite their strong dislike and higher power over humans, these guys r celebrities and have higher authority than them

He begrudgingly brings him to that side of the forest, but the con is that he has to go through TOWN to reach it because the part of the forest theyre in is hard to navigate through. Which means the town sees him leading a HUMAN boy

They jeer at him and mock him, making Neige look up at him in concern but at best Sebek keeps a neutral face on, eyes tearing up a bit

They reach the general vicinity of the photoshoot. Sebek isnt allowed into the place anyway so he just bids Neige farewell. But Neige wont let him go just yet.

"My n-name's Neige! What's yours?" "...I have to go."

Sebek leaves. Neige continues the photoshoot. Life goes on

And then they meet each other again

okay this isnt actually hcs this is just one whole hc in different parts errrrr ill make another post

[liberty-barnes]

Tom being in love with your baby niece

Tom Holland x Female!Reader

Prompt: You meet Tom at a hospital and he’s immediately infatuated with the little girl in your lap (inspired by this video I found on tiktok)

Warnings: F L U F F, Tom being amazing with kids, mentions of alcoholic/drug addict mother, mentions of child abandonment, but overall fluff and feel good story

Word Count: 2379 words (this was supposed to be short but oh well)

Estimated Reading Time: 9 minutes

A/N: me, sweating profusely: calm down, just finish writing this, you are stronger than your baby fever, you are too young to have a child CALM TF DOWN

Masterlist

So, funny story, you met at the hospital

Tom had dislocated his shoulder while doing a backflip *dejected sigh*

And you were just trying to keep your baby niece calm while waiting for the nurse to come get you

You were sitting on the bed, Tom was right next to you, only a curtain separating you

But there was a tiny crack near the end from where it was pulled too far

And when you pressed Olivia closer to your chest, her head resting on your shoulder, she made eye contact with him

He saw her tear-filled eyes

(broke his heart)

So he started to make funny faces at her

Which made her start to giggle and coo and make grabby hands towards him

You turned around, visibly confused because hellooo she was just crying a second ago and now she’s???laughing???

And then you saw him

oh shit he’s hot

He smiled at you

You smiled back, cause what else are you supposed to do?

He got up and pushed the curtains back 

And sat on the chair instead

Still on his side of the curtain

But looking at you straight in the eye now

“So... what’s a pretty girl like you doing in a nasty place like this?”

Poor boy thought he was smooth

But he rested his weight on his injured arm

(that idiot) 

And it lead to him hissing in pain and cradling his shoulder with a pout while you laughed

“Fell down the stairs and twisted my ankle. You?”

“Dislocated my shoulder while doing a backflip.”

Meanwhile Liv was now resting on your lap

Looking at him with a smile on her face

And clapping while he smiled at made funny faces at her again

But then he noticed you were watching

And he was kinda making a fool of himself in front of you

(cue the blushing)

(so cute)

So you decided to help him out a little

"Thanks for putting her in a good mood again."

"No problem... is she yours?"

He didn't want to seem rude so he kept the judgment out of his voice, but you seemed a bit young to have a kid already.

"Nah, she's my niece"

"Oh, okay... Why'd you bring her to the hospital with you? It must be hard having to take care of a kid and get your ankle checked."

You looked a bit sad for a while.

"My sister left her with me as soon as I turned eighteen. My parents were never in the picture so it's been me and her for almost a year now."

"I'm sorry..."

"'S okay. Besides, at least I'm not alone all the time you now? I mean, it's hard to take care of a 13 month-old, but at least I know she won't grow up like I did... afraid... wondering if her mom was gonna come home drunk or half-dressed with another guy on her tail, wishing her sister would let her sleep on the bed instead of locking herself up with her boyfriend there."

He watched you smile as you looked down at the little girl in your arms that seemed to be a perfect reflection of you.

That was the moment he fell in love with you

Dark circles under your eyes and all

He got your number (yay!!) and had to work (read: pester you) for two weeks before you agreed to go out on a date with him.

Liv stayed with Harrison (after you checked that he was a good babysitter)

He took you to a nice little restaurant near the beach

They served giant burgers

Which you liked at lot

Conversation was easy 

He asked you what you were currently doing

"I'm working as a waitress in a little diner downtown."

He also found out you were doing online college to get your creative writing degree.

You told him about your family life. 

How your dad died in a car accident when you were three. 

How your mom was an alcoholic junkie and OD'd when you were fifteen.

How your nineteen-year-old sister had to take care of you for there on out. 

How she left soon after you graduated high school and left you with a three-month-old baby to take care of.

In turn, he told you all about his life

How he became an actor and got his big break as Spider-Man

He told you about his family and how much he misses them

How thankful he is to have Haz with him

You excused yourself to the bathroom just before dessert

And that bastard took advantage of that tiny window to pay the bill

You scolded him for that obviously

And tried to pay him back

He laughed and said no

Then he bought you a giant cotton candy

"Tom, seriously I can pay for my own stuff."

"I know but I like spoiling you."

You finished the cotton candy together while strolling down the beach

Then once it was done he threw out the cone and took your hand

The sun was just setting so it was like a picture-perfect moment

So he took advantage of that and kissed you

(so cliche)

You tasted like strawberry from your chapstick

The cotton candy you just had

You tasted like sweetness

And comfort

And home

You started dating officially not long after that

And that's when it all really started

You knew he was good with kids

That first day at the hospital told you as much

But you didn't expect him to be this good

Olivia was very much in love with him

They were practically glued at the hip

She constantly wanted hugs from him

He took her to the park and threw her up in the air while she squealed in delight

He picked her up and carried her while you were making dinner so she didn't feel left out

She sat on his back while he did push-ups

He'd kiss her nose every time he did a sit-up

They would have kissing contests

He kissed her cheek

She kissed his back 

Then he kissed hers again

And so on

Her first word was Tommy

You'd never seen him so happy

You, on the other hand, were not

"I raised you on my own ever since you were three months old and this is the thanks I get?"

They'd often fall asleep together on the couch

Your camera roll was full of photos of them sleeping

Her favorite thing to do was grab him by the sides of his head and kiss his curls

(a d o r a b l e)

He helped you plan the perfect birthday party for her

"Only the best for my best girl"

"I thought I was your best girl"

"Only the best for either of my best girls but in this case the youngest one"

She loved it

You're pretty sure he loved it more

But who can say for sure?

On your six month anniversary, he told you he loved you and that he had no plans on ever leaving you two.

He forced you to quit your job at the diner

"You're overworking yourself. I have more than enough money to take care of all of us and that way you'll be able to focus on your studies and travel with me since you do online college. Everybody wins."

So you went wherever he went

Including filming for Infinity War/Endgame

He took you to set one day

Everybody loved you

But as always, Olivia stole the show

They passed her around like a little doll

She loved the attention

It was quite funny seeing such a tiny baby being held by the mountain of a man that is Chris Hemsworth

She only referred to Chris Evans as 'Cap'

And Robert would forever be 'Tony'

But they didn't mind one single bit

"She just looks so cute when she says it, I can't be mad at her."

You met his family when the filming ended and he went back to London

Dom was ecstatic to finally have a little girl to take care of

"At least she laughs at my jokes, not like those idiots"

"You can leave her with us whenever you want"

Nikki was very happy to have one more girl in her corner

"I swear, if I hear one more second of golf talk, I'll go nuts"

Harry loved taking pictures of Liv

"She's just so photogenic, it's so easy"

You learned a lot of recipes from Sam

"Finally someone that won't wreck my kitchen and taint my food's good name"

Paddy liked playing with Liv and Tessa in the backyard

"It's nice to take care of someone for a change, I'm always the one being babied"

You made your relationship public while you were in London, a year and a half after you started dating

The public loved you

Because he just couldn't help but brag

And Tom with kids is the content the fans live for

tomhotland: omgggg they're so cuteee

spideysbae: the heart eyes thoooo

peterpprotectionsquad: i hereby declare that Olivia is the cutest baby to have ever existed and she must be protected at all costs

He took you to the Far From Home premiere

Your dress matched his suit

The fans went crazy

Olivia was living her best life in her little red and black dress

She'd gotten used to the flashes after Harry's numerous photoshoots

So she was just smiling and clapping a lot

The paparazzi loved her

The interviewers kept asking about you two

"(Y/N)'s the love of my life and Olivia's the sweetest baby I've ever known, I couldn't love her more if she was my own"

"So, do I hear wedding bells ringing?"

"Well, you never know"

That caught your attention for a second but you let it go in favor of posing with Liv after the paps all but begged you to

"Livvy say bye-bye"

She sent a kiss a said bye-bye in all her baby glory

They awed so much

His Instagram was filled with pictures of the three of you

Zendaya took a bunch of selfies with her as well

"Our dresses match, I have no choice"

She kept pretty quiet during the movie

But hugged Tom especially hard when she saw him cry on the big screen

The next morning, you were all over the headlines

"The sweetest little family in Hollywood"

On your third anniversary, he took you on a week-long trip to Bora Bora

Liv stayed with his parents

He took you on a walk to the beach

(déjà vu much?)

And proposed

Clumsily, but he proposed

How can a proposal be clumsy, you ask?

Well, he kneeled on a rock at first

"Ow! Fuck my knee, hold on a second"

Then he kept stuttering because he was so nervous

And in the end (after you said yes and he checked about five times cause "Wait seriously?") he started freaking out cause the ring didn't fit

But she wears the ring I used as a reference all the time!

"Um, Tom?"

"Yeah, babe?"

"The ring's supposed to go on my other hand..."

Ah, that explains it

The wedding was simple but beautiful

Livvy was the flower girl cause she wanted to throw petals in the air

Tessa brought the rings

His heart almost stopped when he saw you walk down the aisle

He was convinced you'd never looked more beautiful than that day at the premiere when your clothes matched 

But right now, looking at your smile and how gorgeous you looked in that dress, he realized he was wrong

He sniffled, trying to hold his tears, but Haz just handed him a tissue

"I came prepared"

You two adopted Liv

She was your daughter anyway, you just made it official

She started calling you 'mommy' and 'daddy'

"She called me 'daddy'."

Oh, the tears

To Tom's great delight, she started picking up a British accent, as she grew

It didn't help that she stayed at Nikki and Dom's all the time when you started teaching at a university in London

So they dialed they're British-ness up to eleven so she'd pick up on the accent

"Mummy, what's for pudding?"

Good Lord

After two years of trying, you found out Tom was unable to have kids

He cried a lot, and felt like he failed

You shut him up with a kiss and immediately mentioned adoption

"There are hundreds of children begging for a home and parents to love them."

You adopted an eight-year-old boy named Lucas and his five-year-old sister Cleo

Olivia loved having another girl her age

They had tea parties

And played dress-up

And forced Lucas to play the prince

You taught them to bake so they could have cookies for their tea party

And Tom found himself often ambushed in one of their games

"No, daddy, you gotta pretend that the big bad dragon took you so we can save you."

They rolled around on the floor and made 'pew pew' noises to imitate guns

Lucas was always quieter

He was your little angel

You two were very close

He shared your love for writing and literature

As well as cooking, to Uncle Sam's greatest delight

You often sat down on the couch, the five of you (and Tessa, obviously) and someone read a book out loud, while the others just laid back and listened

Cleo became very interested in Uncle Harry's camera and took a bunch of photos of her sister and her dad with the polaroid camera she got for her seventh birthday

Olivia still loved the attention and remained the bright and photogenic child she'd always been

She became a model, to no one's surprise

Cleo became a freelance photographer, which allowed her to fulfill her dream of traveling the world while taking pictures and earning good money

Lucas became one of Hollywood's best and brightest screenwriters

But everyone still made time for each other

Attending every single one of Liv's fashion shows

Every time Cleo showcased her pictures in a gallery, they were the first ones there

All of Lucas' films

Going to all of Tom's premieres and wearing matching clothes, per Liv and Cleo's request

"It's for the aesthetic"

Everyone was happy

And life was good

i’m pretty happy now, ngl

i need a Tom in my life

[tomhardygf]

beth if you HAD to pick, what's your favorite picture of cillian? and of tom? thank you for the distractions tonight <3

JUST ONE PICTURE FOR EACH ??!? this is a truly cruel and unusual question and i have approximately 10,000 thoughts about it. will place under the cut bc i already know i’m going 2 cheat

CILLIAN:

okay so like. gun 2 my head my fav pic of cillian would have to be the same pic i use as my icon !!!! posted here ! 

this pic huge n i didnt realize but he is just so unfairly beautiful in this entire scene (gifset of it here bc i was looking thru my archive for this picture due to my failures as a human being and not tagging anything on my gd blog). it’s the first pic that popped into my head when i read this ask and so i had 2 choose it! this one is #1 but i’m adding more bc I Want To

am partial to any of the pix of him from this photoshoot? scene? idfk but it’s like one of the first pix of him that shows up if u google ‘tommy shelby’ and its WELL DESERVED. he is BEAUTIFUL his cheekbones r INSANE his LIPS his CLOTHES even his HAIR his EXPRESSION im just ! ded

i also choose this bad boy right now bc it is a complete opposite from Severe Sad Tommy Shelby and i love it sm ❤️ one of the first pix on tumblr dot com i’ve ever seen of cillian was one of these jean jacket ones and i rmbr being like 😳 even then (tho i feel like there was a pic of him in jean jacket + hipster glasses? but i cannot find it so i may have just hallucinated it)

TOM:

now onto the truly difficult task 💔 i dearly love cillian but almost every single pic of tom hardy makes me go a little bit insane. same as before, gun to my head, fav pic of him would be:

it comes w the equally devastating pic here: (link to photoset)

look i know it’s prob not the one u expected but i genuinely think about these pictures All The Time. i kept them open in a separate tab for like an entire week and i would sporadically check 2 make sure they still Hurt me (they did, they still do). cant Truly decide which is my fav, but i think the pointed finger n the stern look in pic #1 is just. Slightly Better 😳

also adding Any fucking image, gif, or video from the venom press tour (example here), and the entire ‘kids ask tom hardy’ video even tho this one DEF a cheat but i’m truly obsessed w him in it

Also this: 

and this:

this one kind of Redundant tho bc i foam at the mouth over every single image of tom or cillian splattered in blood (one of the only tags i have is a blood tag 😅) BUT STILL ! 

FINAL HONOURABLE MENTION TO this entire scene bc it has Everything I Love in it, tho i am sure that if you have followed me for any length of time u would know i Love it

SRRY for taking so long to answer this q, i hope ur day and night have not been 2 stressful 💖 it is a scary time but @ least the uncertainty will b over soon  💕

[fanficparker]

Tacenda | Tom x Haz one-shot

Pairing: Harrison Osterfield x Tom Holland

Word count: 4.5k words

Warnings: Swearing, angst, fluff

Summary: Harrison looked at Tom’s face. His sleepy tired pretty evil face. He wanted to grab it and punch it. Or do something completely opposite and then die.

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(Written in Harrison's POV) 

There are some things that aren't said but are still not supposed to be done, like forgetting about the night out with your best mate after not seeing each other properly for months. I should have put the date on my calendar but Nah! I was fucking over-confident! The director himself asked me that he was flexible with the re-shooting schedule but I, Harrison Osterfield chose this particular day for the re-shoots. Over-confident bastard, I am.

I didn't count how many times I cursed under my breath when I saw the message notifications from Tom timed three hours ago.

6 UNREAD MESSAGES FROM TOM. ~ 3 hours ago

Tom(8:45pm) >>I m here for an hour?

Tom(9:16pm) >>Where r u?

Tom(10:04pm) >>R u still going with the plan?

Tom(10:10pm) >>The food is cold as hell.

Tom(10:10pm) >>Although hell is all lava

Tom(10:12pm) >>But where r u?

How could I forget about the divs night out? We were both busy with our horribly busy shooting/press tour/photoshoot/meeting etc. schedules. But today was the day we had decided to finally spend a best friends night together, eat something good, visit a good bar et cetera et cetera.

But I was over-confident about my memory to remember dates. Haha.

I don't think it's smart to reply to those messages right now. Also, I am too tired and worn-out of thinking about any possible excuse. So, I simply drove to my house where we were supposed to meet.

Hope Tom won't be angry at me.

No.

Tom should be angry at me!

Because when he's not angry with me, he's sad. And definitely sad or upset is the last thing I want him to be, especially me being the reason.

Which friend would like to see his best friend sad, anyway?

I unlocked the door of my house and tip-toed to the living room. I still prayed that Tom would be busy watching YouTube or something and wouldn't realise the time. I am a hopelessly hopeful individual. Well, I didn't coin the word 'Hopelessly hopeful', Tom did. He called me that once, couldn't agree with him more though.

I saw him. But he wasn't watching TV or scrolling through his phone. He was fast asleep on the couch. I let out a breath of relief- At least I don't have to make excuses right now.

I freed myself off my coat and shoes and walked towards the couch where he was lying. My eyes landed on the table to the right. I noticed the take-out boxes stacked on the wood.

Shit.

Tom didn't even eat dinner. I can't even express how disgusted I am feeling about myself. Seriously?! I had grabbed a quick meal during the work hours but Tom... He was waiting to have dinner with me.

No matter how much I hate making excuses to him, I still can't let him sleep with an empty stomach. It's better Tom gets upset at me, I deserve that after all.

I walked closer to his sleeping figure. His legs were tangled in the little blanket and the cushions were lying to the floor. Yeah, Tom had a habit of kicking things in sleep. He had kicked me too.

One of Tom's hand was touching the carpet beneath while the other was tucked under his head. His mouth was slightly open and when I concentrated enough, I could hear his soft snores.

He groaned in his sleep and as a reflex action- I averted my gaze from him to the floor. But I noticed him wetting his lips with his tongue in the process.

His lips were badly dried and chapped. He should take more care of them. It's none of my business actually. If Amelia enjoys kissing them who am I to say?

I shook Tom by his shoulder.

"Mmm," He whimpered in his sleep, resisting my attempt to wake him up.

"Get up Tom!" I said calmly and tickled the spot where his jaw met his neck. His body shook in a silent giggle. That spot was his weakness, after all.

"Harrison?" He yawned and slowly opened his eyes.

"Yup. That's me. You haven't eaten," I replied when he tried to sit up.

When he sat up straight his curls fell on his forehead, exactly like a bungee jumping rope.

His curls were the weirdest dilemma of my life. I loved them, he looked great in them. But I also wanted to move my hand through them and get them out of his face.

I clenched my fist at the thought of playing with his hairs.

My whole body shuddered when he touched my chin out of nowhere.

"Did you fall?" He said as his fingers grazed through the little cut on my chin. He was sitting on folded knees on the sofa to reach my standing height.

Does he think the pain of him touching my wound made me shudder?

"Yeah, I fell," I said. I hoped he'll remove his hand from my face but rather he moved his thumb across my jawline. I clenched my fists tighter, my jaws clenched too.

He should stop doing this. He should stop touching me like this. It didn't feel... Who am I kidding? He should stop touching me like this because it felt good. Felt so damn fucking good!!!

Remove your fingers, Holland or I'll break your hand.

I looked at his face. His sleepy tired pretty evil face. And again I wanted to grab it and punch it. Or do something completely opposite and then die.

His eyes were concentrated on my skin while his fingers were still busy grazing my skin. When the torture was out of limit, I flipped his hand off me and took a step back.

"It's not a big deal. It's a very small cut. You don't have to give it so much attention."

I don't know but I suspect my voice was a bit harsh because his face fell at my words. I heard him sigh.

"Sorry."

The word came out of my mouth abruptly. Tom's face shoots up at my sudden apology.

"Uh. For what?" He tilted his head to look directly at me. Before his eyes could meet mine, I looked away. My reflexes are pretty damn good. They know he's dangerous.

"For spoiling our night out. For wasting your time." I stated as a matter of fact and stuffed my hands inside my pockets while swinging along with the balls of my feet.

"No worries. I am free tomorrow." Tom said.

"BUT I AM NOT FREE!"

I-- I yelled at him.

He froze at his spot. I closed my eyes momentarily in a hope that everything was a dream.

The yelling part was not for him. It was for me. I hated myself for missing this day! I wanted to spend time with him! And I don't know when I'll get it next. When he's free, I am busy. When he's busy, I am free. And then there are times when we both were busy and I just missed the day when we both were free. I wanted to throw my hands in the air. But what will it change?

I instead flopped to the sofa right next to him and hide my face in my hands.

"Sorry. I didn't mean to yell. It's my fault in every direction." I said rubbing my palms on my face.

"I can see you are very tired Harrison. I really don't mind. I also went through this phase and you were there for me so... Look I am right here." Tom snaked his arms around my shoulders taping slightly.

I nodded. Not the best response but now I don't have to worry because he thinks he understands my agony.

I convinced him to have dinner. I didn't tell him that I did eat something before and joined him regardlessly. And we talked, like friends. Like we always do. Nothing had changed from the outside.

* * *

I am unlucky enough to get a chance to see him on Harry and Sam's birthday. The twins couldn't find any other day to pop out on earth than the fucking Valentine's Day. I will see the same girls throwing themselves at me who never gave a fuck to me when I was fifteen. And then those questions. I was ready to face all those 'when are you going to show us your girlfriend?' or 'we know you aren't single.' or some more annoying cliché questions or blatant statements or the worst— straight off insults. I knew bullshit when I heard it and I knew how to deal with it.

But still, I don't understand this whole fuss about getting into a relationship. I don't like casual dating. I never tell people not to go on casual dates or to commit to a serious thoughtful relationship or to wait till they actually find an appropriate partner. So why are they telling me what and when I should do these things?

It's not like I am fifty or sitting on a wheelchair or the world is ending. I am not even twenty-five. I have time. I know how to use it more efficiently than getting into a stupid relationship that won't even last for a couple of months.

Nevertheless, the thing I wasn't ready to deal with was to see Tom, of course as I already established. He'll produce himself at the party any time soon with his hands draped around her shoulders. I forgot her name honestly. And I don't care about it.

Speaking of the devil, Thomas Stanley Holland walked right across the door and the first thing he did was wave at me. Like a child waving at an ice-cream truck. There was no Camelia--Amelia (I don't know) with him. He hopped across the hall and reached me. I just saw him doing things rather than giving any response.

"They saved the cake for me, right?" He said suppressing a laugh. Failing miserably though.

"Nah! I had your piece." I wobbled my eyebrows at him teasingly, lifting the mocktail to my lips. But he grabbed my drink and took a sip himself.

"It's not wine..." He said making a face of disgust. I snatched my drink back from his hand and took a huge sip. I basically gulped the liquid and tossed the glass to the side.

"I am trying to lower my alcohol consumption. You should too. And that drink was delicious!" I said wiping the wetness off my lips with the back of my hand.

"I try to but couldn't resist." He admitted. I could see his Adam's apple bobbing in his throat.

"It's difficult, I agree. I loved beer and considered it more important for my survival than water but then---"

Sam jumped in the conversation and I stopped mid-sentence.

"There are two players less in the beer pong. Maybe you guys could join. It's fun." Sam suggested and it seemed like the birthday boy wasn't in the mood of hearing a no. I can tell that he was already tipsy.

But... Beer pong, seriously?

Irony. My whole life is an irony.

"Uh. We are trying to keep a distance from alcohol."

That was Tom. My head flipped to look at him from Sam. His eyes met mine and I didn't turn my head away. He gave me a small smile. My mouth parted to say something but Sam spoke instead.

"If you divs change your mind, you are most welcome to join us." And then he walked past us. I watched his figure as he left while I all this time I could feel Tom's lingering gaze on my face.

"What? Why are you staring?" I asked looking at him, again.

He shifted his gaze to his shoes but the smile on his face was even bigger. It was almost as if he was blushing.

He didn't answer. So I asked another question, "Where's your girlfriend?"

He let out a chuckle and his head lifted.

"I broke up!" He said but with a smile as his shoes traced an invisible circle on the floor.

I am actually worried about him now. Has he gone mad in the sorrow of his break-up? Although I think they didn't even have any feelings for each other but were just together. Casual dating. But Tom never accepts the casual nature of his relationships till they are over.

But he also never giggles after a break-up.

"Are you okay?" I asked him.

"Yeah. Very okay." His smile was still big enough to make his eyes crinkle.

I rolled my head back to stretch my tired body. I realised how long I was standing here. I rested my hands on the empty counter, shutting my eyes to relax. I could feel the little vibrations that Tom's tapping fingers produced on the counter. I felt his hand coming closer to mine. And then his fingers touched my hand. And I jerked it away opening my eyes and looking at him.

He retracted his hand seeing my reaction and looked at his shoes again.

He wants to tell me something. I know him well. But what I also know is that he never hides stuff from me or gets nervous about telling me anything. We are best friends after all. But now? Why is he behaving like this?

My heart crumbled thinking of a thousand possibilities. Was our connection weakening? Was his trust on me shattering?

But why? What have I done wrong?

"You should go and join them. You love to play beer pong. No matter how much you suck in that," I suggested, hoping that his mood will change after some fun games and drinks.

"Can we talk in my room?" He asked completely ignoring my suggestion.

"I--uh. Sure." I shrugged looking at him. His expressions were difficult to read in these dim lights, maybe I could see him better in the proper lighting of his room.

He walked past the halls, greeting some people in the path while I followed him quietly. He closed the door of the room after we entered.

I sat on the corner of his bed waiting for him to join. And he joined and sat beside me keeping some distance.

"So... What were you saying?" I asked facing him.

"Nothing. Just... " He paused and didn't complete his sentence, instead took in a long breath and released it shortly.

"What? Is everything okay?" I was genuinely worried.

"Can I hold you, Haz?"

He wants to hug me and I want to laugh. Does he need permission to hug me, now? Maybe then he'll tell me that it was our last hug and that we are no more friends. It happens like this, isn't it?

Goodbye Harrison.

He'll definitely say that. I can sense.

I gulped my saliva and slid closer to him. I loosened my arms.

He didn't take long and wrapped his hands around my body. Tom had hugged me before, a lot of times (although not so often in the last three-four years) but never like this. Like the world was ending and we were drowning in the infinite ocean. His body was stiff at first and then it loosed as he relaxed. I realised that I did exactly the same. As our body relaxed, I tightened the embrace pulling him closer. One of his hand travelled from my back to my neck and he played with the small hairs on the nape of my neck. I felt my body shooting with electricity. I didn't fight with my instincts and surrendered.

I pushed him away.

He stared at me wide-eyed.

Who the fuck hugs like this?

He snapped his fingers in front of my face. And I realised that I was lost in my thoughts. But I don't even know what exactly I was thinking?

"What have I done wrong?" Tom asked me in the saddest voice I have ever heard.

I should be the one asking that question!

"Excuse me?" I said wanting him to elaborate.

"You are pushing me away. You are seriously pushing me away every fucking time!" His voice cracked as he spoke. His eyes were way too glossy. I am afraid if he tilts his head a little bit, tears will spill out of them.

And again my heart clenched painfully.

"Are you--are you crying?" My throat felt like as if it was choked of ashes.

He chuckled. But it was more like an irritating chuckle.

And the thing I was afraid of happened right then. Tears fell off his eyes and slid through his cheeks.

I am finally the reason for making him sad to a level that he's crying!

"Nothing matters anymore, Harrison. Nothing matters." He said, shaking his head and wiping off his tears although fresh tears replaced the old stains. He got up.

Was this his way of saying goodbye? That we are no more friends?

But I can't let him go like this. No. That's not me.

I grabbed his wrist before he could walk away and stood up myself. I felt much taller today. Maybe because his posture was sunken right now.

"When did I push you away?" I whispered the question.

"Every time, Harrison. I have already answered that."

"That's now how this works," I told him.

My voice was slow and soft while his voice was loud and cracked.

He jerked his hand away from my grip.

He jerked his hand from my grip like I do... Every time.

Oh.

"You... You? You ah..." I stumbled upon my words unable to complete my sentence. He spoke up instead.

"Yes. Yes, Harrison. I am in love with you."

No. That was not something I was saying. I wanted to ask him if he thought that I was trying to end our friendship(the way I thought)— You think I am trying to end our friendship.

I don't even know why I stumbled that much in saying this little statement.

But I wasn't expecting that response from him.

I stood there frozen. How'll I react to this?

I could see him moving closer to me and his hands were reaching for my face. His thumb touched my lower lips and he tucked it out of my teeth.

"I got my answer. I hope we'll still be friends." A sad smile adorned his face as he said that. I saw him move away from me this time. He unlocked the door, looked at me for a second then looked away and walked out of the room.

As the door clicked shut. I jolted and let my limp body fall on his bed.

What have I done?

***

He didn't text or call me that week.

I didn't either.

***

The next week I found myself mindlessly scrolling through hashtag #tomholland

I stopped at a particular picture. It was from high school. I don't even know how these fan-accounts get these pictures.

It was a picture of one of our school plays. We are standing there posing for the group photograph. Tom and I were standing in the middle, together.

It was the only play where Tom and I played the role of each other's love interest. We did some sad romance shit, some happy romance shit and kissed. Not a real kiss. It was a stage kiss, where one of the actors puts his or her thumb between their and the other actor's lips and then both the people kiss the thumb instead of each other's lips and the audience thinks that they are actually kissing each other.

And then for a complete one week, Tom called me 'bro' instead of my own fucking name!!

And then about two years ago after one of our acquaintances jokingly called us boyfriends, Tom literally inserted the same 'bro' in every fucking sentence, Instagram comment, DM, reply, text, phone call, everywhere he had to address me for at least three days.

I have always used the word 'bro' as an alternative for 'mate' or 'friend' but never to brother-zone anyone.

But he literally used it to brother-zone me, MULTIPLE TIMES!

And I...

I got the signal.

And now he's telling me that he's in love with me...

Funny.

Irony.

Satire?

***

Hell. Bloody hell.

1 UNREAD MESSAGE FROM TOM. ~ 1 min ago

It's been a month we haven't talked to each other at all and now suddenly I received a text from him. And that too at 01:05 am midnight.

My fingers danced inches away from the screen afraid to tap on the message and then regret it for life.

Another notification popped on my home screen.

Now it was—  2 UNREAD MESSAGES FROM TOM. ~ 1 sec ago

I clicked on it.

Tom(01:05 am) >>Hey

Tom(01:06 am) >>Are we on talking terms?

Me(01:10am) Hi.      << Yeah. <<

Tom is typing...

Tom(01:10am) >>Thank god. I was afraid.

Tom is typing...

Tom(01:10am) >>So whatcha doing?

Me(01:11am) Couldn't sleep. Just scrolling through my feed. <<

Tom(01:11am) >>Same!

Tom is typing...

Tom(01:12am) >>Thinking of meeting sometime? I will understand if u don't wanna meet but still?

Me(01:30am) Can we meet right now? <<

Tom is typing...

Tom is typing...

Tom is typing...

I tossed the phone to the side seeing the text 'Tom is typing' appearing and disappearing multiple times on the screen and closed my eyes. I heard my phone ting. I rolled over to look on the screen again.

Tom(01:41am) >>Will be at your place in 10

Me(01:42am) >>👍(thumbs up emoji)

Fuck!

I hid my face inside my duvet and waited for him.

What will he say? What will I say?

The doorbell rang. Was it already ten minutes?

I slowly removed the duvet off my body, took my time to get off the bed and walked lazily to the door and stood there, staring at the wood. The doorbell rang again.

It's just Tom. I reminded myself.

I sucked in a breath and opened the door. He was standing right there. Obviously.

He was wearing a brown t-shirt with some blue trousers and his hairs were perfectly set, unusual for midnight. I am sure that I looked like a mess.

"Can I get in?" He asked smiling politely.

"Yea-yeah" I stuttered giving him way to get in. He sat on my sofa where last time he was napping.

I didn't notice he had a bag in his hand till he kept it on the front table.

"Mum made some cookies. Thought you loved them." He said taking out a box and opening it. The sweet smell instantly reached my nose and I heard my stomach growl.

We chuckled, together. Then laughed, together. Then awkwardly stopped laughing. Together.

I sat beside him and fished out a cookie from the box.

"The-the choco-chip ones are made by me. I mean I helped mum," He said and I put my previous cookie down to look for the choco-chip ones in the box. The box had at least four different flavours of cookies mixed up.

I took out two choco-chip cookies and gave one to him. I took a bite.

I loved it.

We ate more till we were full, almost half-emptying the box.

Say something Harrison! I mentally scolded myself.

"So?"

"So?"

We said in unison.

"You say first," I said to him. We shifted to face each other.

"Missed you," Tom said pressing his lips into a thin line, while he fidgeted with his fingers.

I placed my hands on top of his hands, stopping his motions.

"Do you really like me that way?" I asked being serious.

"I really love you that way," His voice sounded confident.

"Why now? All of a sudden? Why not before?" I am sure that my voice was panicky.

"You were pushing me away, Harrison. It was hard for me. I tried to move on but... failed."

The world was spinning again.

"You asked if you could switch roles when we were assigned to be in that play as a couple. You denied its re-screening. You missed the practice sessions.

"I tried my best to make you comfortable. Even if it made me kill all my possibilities to be together with you. But I failed miserably. Just tell me no. Just say no. Tell me that you don't see me anything more than a friend and I promise I will move on.

"But you not saying anything and pushing me away isn't making me move on. Say something Haz. Just say no." He finished but his gaze was still fixed on my eyes. He wasn't giving me a chance to break the eye-contact, waiting for my answer.

But the thing matters the most is that he's right. And I am wrong.

I did push him away and then put all the blame of everything on him.

I...

I think I knew...

I know why I didn't believe in relationships because the thought of being with someone other than Tom was sickening. And I was afraid if Tom and I did somehow magically get into a relationship, what will happen after we break-up?

And the day I realised I liked him more than a friend, I started pushing him away. And he thought he was making me uncomfortable whenever he tried to come closer to me.

Wow.

Seems like I solved the theory of relativity.

But what happens now?

Is this the moment we kiss?

But what if it didn't work and we broke up?

His eyes were still on me. And they spoke for him. They answered my question.

He'll never leave me.

If he went through all my bullshit till now, he will still stick with me even if the new thing we are going to step into the next minute doesn't work. We were best friends first and nothing can ever break this bond.

I placed my hand behind his neck. He looked at me through his lashes. I could see the rise and fall in his chest and could hear my own heart thumping in my ears. I tiled his head to the side. I attached my lips to his.

I kissed him. And ruffled his curls.

I kissed him again. And he cupped my face in his hands, squeezing my cheeks and pulling my mouth even closer to his (if it was possible in anyway)..

I kissed him again and again and again and again.

And he kept kissing me back.

And there was no thumb in between.

[catsandstrawberries]

~Real Family: 13

Pairings: BTS x teen female reader, platonic love

Warnings: Language, neglect, past child abuse, toxic relationships, cliche fluff

A/N: Only ONE more chapter left before the series is done!!!

Summary: It’s not blood that makes a family. It’s love

Masterlist 

The boys had easily gone back to their normal selves, praising me for standing up to Aki and his group, and handling it without violence. 

“Did you see the look on his face?” Tae laughed arms wrapped around Sugas shoulders at his comment. 

“(Y/N) you were such a savage.” Jungkook gave me a squeeze from behind wrapping his arms around my waist and a proud smile spread to my face. Never would I have thought Jungkook calling me a savage could be so satisfying. Yet I couldn’t help but wonder why Aki asked those questions. I wondered how much truth was behind it. Why had they adopted me? Why did they want someone’s else’s rejection? I’m not related to them, not their blood, why did they want another problem in their busy lives? 

I was knocked out of my thoughts as Seokjin nudged me, 

“You must be hungry, do you want something to eat?” I nodded at him as he moved towards the kitchen, pushing at Jungkook as he tried to follow him and telling him something about how he wasn’t allowed into his kitchen anymore. 

“Can we have waffles?" Jimin asked excitedly sitting down in a bar stool at the island. 

"It’s almost midnight and you want waffles?" 

"With chocolate chips!” Tae added sitting next to Jimin and ignoring the glare Jin sent him. Jin then turned towards me, 

“Is that ok?” I nodded, giving him a thumbs up. Jin then got to work on cooking the waffles while my eyes downcast to the floor. A gentle hand was placed on my shoulder and I looked up to see Yoongi sending me a concerned look. 

“Are you ok?” I shook my head at his question just as the other boys turned their attention to me. 

“No, I’m not. Why am I here?” The room went quiet at my question, the only noise being the sizzling of the waffles. 

“What do you mean?” Namjoon spoke up, an awkward laugh escaping his throat. 

“I mean…” I hesitated, knowing that I may not like the answer to the question I was about to ask. “Why did you guys adopt me?” Some of the boys shared concerned glances, “you guys have everything. You’re rich and famous and you have each other, why did you feel the need to adopt someone? Let alone a teenage girl?” Another silence filled the room, Hoseok started to speak up, stuttering over his words. 

“We adopted you…because, w-well, its-” Namjoon interrupted the boy gently taking my hands into his.

“(Y/N), we adopted you because something was missing in our lives. That was you. We brought it up to the company managers and they thought it was a good idea. We wanted to adopt you.”

I stared in shock at Namjoon and gave a small hesitant nod. As soon as I had, the tension in the room completely shifted and I watched Hoseok let out an audible sigh of relief. But that wasn’t what concerned me. As everyone went back to joking and dealing with the beeping of the waffle maker, all I could think about was how Namjoon hadn’t looked me in the eye at all while he told me why I was adopted. And if there was one thing I knew from living in an orphanage, 

People don’t make eye contact when they lie 

~

The loud school bell shocked me out of my thoughts as I closed my locker, grabbing my textbooks and walking towards the classroom. Once I had broken through the sea of teens and finally got to class I took a seat at a two-person table. Searching through my backpack for a pen, 

“Hi,” a shy, soft voice spoke from my left. “Can I sit here?” I perked up at the voice, thinking it was Zara’s only to be met with sad eyes, curly blond hair pulled up into a messy bun and dark circles painting her tan skin purple under her eyes. 

“Amber? U-um, sure.” She took a seat in the green chair, putting her bag down then turning towards me. “Amber are you ok? You look….horrible.” I flinched at my harsh tone, hoping it didn’t sound as bad as it did out loud.

“Well, ever since the party all my friends left me. Calling me a drunk whore, and now the video of me in that pool is everywhere. Instagram, Snapchat, even Facebook.” She rubbed at her forehead with her hands. I didn’t know how to react, Amber had been such a, well, a bitch, and now I was watching her fall apart.  

“I’m so sorry Amber.” I paused, thinking over my next few words. Could I trust her? “If it’s any consolation, I lost my friend too. Zara won’t even talk to me anymore.” A silence developed between the two of us before she spoke up, 

“Its because you helped me, isn’t it?” I slowly nodded at Ambers question. While she groaned into her hands, 

“(Y/N) I’m so sorry.” Just as the words escaped her mouth the bell rang signaling the start of class as the teacher started talking. 

I couldn’t help but notice Ambers saddened glance as she snuck looks at me. Our English class had been taken over by our guidance counselors who had been working us up towards a project that I was particularly excited for. They wanted us to shadow a male or female in any business or job title, watch what they do and record the likes and dislikes to what they did. Supposedly it was supposed to help us choose what we wanted to study in college or pursue after high school. The bell rung quicker than expected and I started to pack up my bags until Amber slipped me a piece of paper. “If you ever want to talk or hang out, here’s my number, and I live right down the street from Zara’s house.” She gave me a sympathetic smile that made me question who the person standing in front of me was. This was not the Amber I knew. 

I returned the smile, taking the paper from her hand as she got up and left the classroom. I looked down at the slip of paper, Zara’s warning echoing in my mind, ‘we can’t trust her.’ I guiltily walked towards the exit, crumpling up the slip of paper and tossing it in the recycling as I left the room. 

My thumbs passed over the screen of my phone, rapidly texting the group chat that Namjoon had created with me and the seven boys. 

‘hey, r u still at BigHit?’ Jimin responded almost instantly to my text, 

'Yeah, why?’ I quickly explained over text that I had a project where I had to shadow a job and wanted to shadow them. The boys sent a flurry of heart emojis, uwu, and cutes in response. 

'Of course, I can meet you in the lobby in fifteen.’ Namjoon replied, just as the bell rang signaling the end of school. I rushed out of the building towards my driver who quickly brought me to BigHit. 

I lucked out in this project, most people would be shadowing CEO’s or office working jobs but I got to shadow real Kpop artists. I would be able to witness their songwriting process, dance rehearsals, behind the scenes. The more I thought about it the more anxious I got in my seat. The driver brought me towards the back entrance and after shouting a thank you, I exited the car and typed in a password to the lock key on the door. Once getting inside I walked towards the lobby, passing by several businesswomen and men, all barely giving me a second look since this wasn’t the first time I had been here. I dropped my bag on one of the couches, sitting down and waiting for Namjoon just as two security guards passed by behind me. I didn’t pay any attention to them until I heard their conversation, 

“Did you hear about BTS adopting some kid.” I huffed and slumped in my seat as I overheard the two men talking. I knew it was strange for a kpop group to adopt a kid but when would people finally get over it? “I heard bang PD forced them to do it for publicity” I froze at the security guards words, breath catching in my throat. 

“Bang told me that they got the oldest, win-win deal. Not only can she take care of herself but as soon as she turns eighteen they can kick her out cause she’ll be an adult.“ My mind started going into overdrive and suddenly everything made sense. The reason why I went on television with them, went to big events, did photoshoots, it was all so they could get a better reputation. Was this what Hoseok was trying to tell me the other day, that the whole reason they got me was so they could kick me out? Would they just drop me after high school? Was this all a game, a plot to them? I picked up my bag in a rush, slinging it over my shoulders. Tears forming in the corner of my eyes, I stood up from the couch rushing out of the lobby until a hand gently grabbed my arm. 

"Woah, hey, hey slow down.” I turned to find Namjoon just as more wet droplets started to fall down my face. “What happened, where are you going?” He softly asked which only annoyed me further. 

“Why would you fucking care?” Namjoon flinched at my harsh tone and he opened his mouth to say something but I cut him off. “ Actually why don’t I do you a favor I’ll disappear and we can tell the public that you’ve adopted an orphan, get your fans to feel all sympathetic and I’ll take care of myself so you don’t have to wait till I’m eighteen.” A look of realization fell on his face as a quiet sob escaped my throat. He reached forward to brush away my tears but I slapped his hand away. 

“That way I’m no longer a problem.” My shoulders shook as I bit my lip to stop the sobs attempting to escape, rapid tears dripping down my cheeks. 

“(Y/N) that’s not what happened.” His voice cracked slightly at his words as if he was about to break down at either the sight of me crying or the fact I found out the truth. 

“Really? How come you didn’t get a cute kid then? Wasn’t it because they were too much work. In a few years I’ll be an adult and out of your lives, isn’t that what you wanted?” He took a step towards me as I took a step back, 

“No! Just wait, please.” I ignored his comment and swiftly turned on my heel running through the building towards the back entrance only to slam into a body as I turned a corner. I grunted as I fell to the floor, rubbing at my head as someone offered me a hand up. 

“Woah there, (Y/N)? Are you okay? Have you been crying?” I disregarded Seokjin’s hands and concerned brown eyes as I stood to my feet. 

“Just, stay away from me.” Seokjin recoiled at my words, his face morphing into one of confusion, hurt emoting from him at my words. 

“Wha-,” I ran off, away from him before he could say anything else and ran out the back door phone in hand as I called the nearest taxi, knowing my driver wouldn’t bring me anywhere if any of the boys told him not to. 

Within minutes I was rushing out of the building towards the front parking lot, jumping in the back of a taxi and telling the driver the first address that came to mind. 

~ 

Pulling out a crumpled twenty dollar bill from the bottom of my backpack I handed the bill towards the driver. An annoyed grunt escaping his mouth as I climbed out of the smelly car. I walked up to the steps to her house, finding myself once again in front of her mahogany door. “Zara?” I called out as I pounded on the door, “Hello!” When I got no answer I turned to the driveway to find it empty, maybe she wasn’t home. My stomach started to twist and I angrily slammed my hand against the door. What the hell was I supposed to do? I couldn’t go back to there house, Zara wasn’t home, even if she was she wouldn’t let me in. I had no friends, no family, what was I supposed to do? 

A high pitched bark knocked me out of my thoughts, 

“(Y/N)?” I turned away from the door to find a casually dressed Amber in Skinny Jeans, tube top and a cardigan instead of her normal school uniform. She held a black leash with white dog paws imprinted on the material, connecting to a white-collar around a fluffy, small brown dog. Ambers dog was the fluffiest dog I had ever seen. It reminded me of a giant brown puffball, the only thing that disguised it as a dog was its four legs and the black snout and tongue that stuck out of its mouth. “Hey, are you ok?” I shook my head at the girl, wrapping my arms around my waist, 

“Um, do you, want to hang out?” Amber hesitantly nodded as she motioned to a white house down the street. 

“Yeah, my moms at a business conference so it’s just you and me, you can stay however long you want.” I nodded at the girl, giving her a small smile as she leads me towards her house. My phone beeped as I took my phone out, expecting it to be one of the boys messaging me but instead it was from another unknown number. 

‘See you soon.’

~

    I walked out of Ambers bathroom, clad in a pair of her sweatpants and sweatshirt she offered me so I wouldn’t have to keep wearing my school uniform. I tucked my phone back into my pocket, ignoring the countless calls and text messages from each of the boys. Shutting the device down so I wouldn’t have to listen to the constant buzzing and vibrating. I sat down next to Amber on her bed as she patted her dog. 

    “What’s his name?” I motioned to the brown fluff ball who was turned on his back, wiggling his stomach for attention. 

“Don’t laugh,” Amber spoke then started rubbing the dog’s belly, as he let out little chatters of happiness. “His name is peanut butter.” A chuckle escaped my throat and she sent me a humorous glare throwing one of her pillows at me. “I told you not to laugh.” Her words caused the two of us to burst into obnoxious chatters until we finally calmed down, the only sound in the room was peanut butter’s small yips. “Do you want to talk about it?” I parted my lips, thinking over what exactly I should and shouldn’t tell her. A part of me was still concerned that I was in Amber’s house, the girl who bullied me, and the girl I punched. 

“Well, I’m adopted, and I always thought it was strange that world-famous Kpop band BTS adopted me.” Amber nodded at my words, her attention fully devoted to me. “I mean, what 20-year-old boys would want a teenage girl? Life doesn’t work that way, or at least that’s what I thought. I know it’s stupid, but u-um, l-lately I thought they were different.” I felt my eyes well up despite the amount of crying I had done today. “It’s silly, but I thought they might want me.” More tears started to fall from my face and I brought my hand up, covering my mouth and the sob about to escape. “But, I found out today that I was just another publicity stunt.” This time the sob escaped my mouth and I did nothing to hide it, an awkward hand patted my shoulder in comfort and I raised an eyebrow at the girl across from me. 

“Gee, that sucks.” I laughed through my tears at her words and she gave me a bashful look. “Sorry, I’m not that good at comforting people.” I gave her a thankful smile then started looking around the room. 

“So, where are your parents?” As soon as the words left my mouth I instantly regretted them. “Sorry, that was insensitive.” 

“No, no, it’s fine. My moms a corporate lawyer, so she’s always out of town and a lot of people hate her. My dad works in New York at Apple industries. He sends money on my birthdays and last year he gave me a car for Christmas, so it’s cool.” Damn her parents were loaded. “They aren’t married though, my mom goes through a lot of guys.” I nodded at the girl, 

“I’m sorry, that must be rough.” She shrugged at my comment just as Peanut Butter stood up on his four legs, walking towards Amber and snuggling up next to her. “Thank you, by the way, for helping me.” 

“If anything I should be thanking you. If you weren’t at that party I don’t know what would have happened.” Amber scrunched up her nose at her next comment, “sorry for puking in his car.” I laughed, wiping at the dried tears on my face, 

“Can you believe you puked in Jungkook, maknae of BTS, car?” 

“You could sell that on Etsy for millions.” Our laughter brought me back down to earth, thoughts of Zara invading my mind. 

“Why does Zara hate you so much?” Amber tensed at my question, her dark green eyes meeting mine. 

“Zara and I were best friends, but I hurt her. I stopped spending time with her and was more interested in Instagram likes, and boys while she focused on school. 

I hated how easily you and Zara became friends when you showed up at the school. You stood up for her, something I could never do, and now I don’t have any friends.” Amber looked down at her hands in shame, messy bun flopping to the side as she moved her head. 

“We can be friends.” Her head shot up, a wide-smile replacing the frown on her lips. 

“Really?” I nodded and she lunged forward, wrapping her arms around my shoulders. “About Zara, I’ve never seen her so happy with anyone, until she met you. She’ll come around.” I smiled at the girl as she stood up and flopped backward onto her bed, eyes cast towards her ceiling. 

“Hey Amber,” she hummed in response. “I like the real you better than the fake you.” It was crazy when I had first met her we were enemies when I had entered her house I couldn’t decide whether we were friend or foe. Now I knew for sure, Amber was like me in a lot of ways. Another scared teenager impacted by their parent’s bad choices. Amber was definitely a friend.

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[heloveshimthemost]

KAISOO SPAM P.2

this��s my 2nd spam. you can find the first under #compilation on my blog. this post consists (mostly) of early eras kaisoo!

a dose of sunshine for everyone who needs it cuz they claimed the title “lovey dovey” since their early days. I have a soft spot for debut kaisoo cuz they were just kids trying to navigate the ent. industry but now they r adults and i no longer worry about them.. not even the slightest. whatever happens, my babies can handle it. 

let’s start w soft pic

ks fake laughing to the cam’s face

i rmm ks was hurt and ji was as close as he can close

i love their pix from the back

playing around during exo photoshoot

peter pan performences r legend

i love their eye make up here and the entire pose was just perfection

there’s nothing special about this pic. it’s just the overall feeling.. they look comfortable and “ordinary”, just 2 ppl sitting next to each other on a bench and ofc ksoo looks so cozy in that orange hoodi. we don’t see him wearing bright colors anymore so this’s a treat

i love that “open face” ksoo gives ji.. they r laughing and look happy & bubbly

of course we can’t not include the legendary moment that started all of the madness

ji stealing glances

i love everything about this pic, jongin jongin jongin.. honey is dripping from his eyes

not really a leather fan but i like this pic

young & dashing. i love seeing them together in suits. ji standing like that behind ksoo is a look. he got “protective vibes” all over him. we all know ksoo always seeks a position behind the members/at the corners cuz he doesn’t like to stand out but i also think he won’t like it if a member is standing directly behind him in this exact position,, it’s just too intimate & u must be totally comfortable with the other person to allow them to stand behind you like that 

another “protective vibes” pic, this one is cuter tho with ksoo’s smile + i think this’s baby kaisoo in mama mv bts 

they were playing around in the airport & ji ran his hands down ksoo’s arms smiles and all ft. CH third wheeling his way around

kaisoo hoeing around

pink ribbon ksoo would never die

one of kaisoo dynamics which makes them stand out.  baekhyun was playing around w ks then ran away behind the members so ks won’t catch him. ks tried to follow him but ji, very casually, stopped ks and pushed him gently to go back to his place AND SILENTLY. no words were spoken and poof ks is calm and back to the place he ws standing at. the kick? ji is younger than ks so for him to display such an act of dominance (?) in a society that practices age hierarchy speaks volumes about their relationship and that was YEARS ago (2015 i think?). look at the ji the sneaky bastard w his entire arm on ks even tho he was walking away already

such a loving gaze lmao

it never changed over the years 

not even a bit..

ks u fuckin coward.. he can’t help staring but the moment ji turns to his GENERAL direction he got that “oh shit he caught me now i’m moving to another country” look

this’s very famous, ji hid ks’ passport behind him and got punished by ks

soft boys ~~~~

the amount of happiness on ks face sent me emo. he looks so caught in the moment and it feels like we’re intruding on smth so magical and pure

mr and mr kaisoo passing through 

mr kaisoo greeting their kaisoo nation

monster was one of exo’s best eras, probably my fav after tempo

power never made it to the cut..

ks feeling himself in this one! so dashing in suits!!

couple of years later, still just as dashing ugh

to this day, i still think they r wearing couple outfits. it’s usual that ks wears black in airport and other members wear black sometimes but the fact that kaisoo left the airport before any of the exos separately knowing all the paparazzi & fans were waiting as soon as they land (basically not giving a fuck) makes me think it was a special day of some sort

this scene is romantic. ji entire face looks so full of devotion. even the way he tilts his upper body forward even tho he doesn’t need to cuz ks is right next to him makes me think he’s maybe doing it involuntarily   

of course, typical kaisoo whispers

can they be any closer? they actually can lol

cuties playing around on stage. they look damn good,, ji puffed up w ks curves i need to cool it down

i LOVE LOVE LOVE this pic. it’s just so adorable bald!soo w flower!ji. they look so romantic in the sense that they have this aura around them.. u just need to look at them to see it..

i’m done for now! 

nation’s couple thrived & bloomed from 7 years till now and they’ll continue to do so! in the words of ji: “it’s fate”

[aqvilala]

i recognize that these happen at the beginning of the season but no i gotta share my unnecessary opinions 

as the season draws to a close, i now present a ranking of the 18/19 epl kits:

1) spurs

the blue gradient to the home kit is a nice touch and i love the collar

not the biggest fan of the red sponsor but it’s not Too Bad

very sexy away kit, just look at the stripes and that navy

third kid is questionable imo,,, it’s just So Bright compared to the other two,,,, i do love the general design of it tho,,, Still Sexy

home kit shorts are so nice, i love how the top blends in

can we have collars on all the kits next season Please

9/10 would not mind if we kept the same designs for next year

2) man united

the home kit got a lot of negative feedback from the fans but i do think that it grew on ppl as the season progressed

their third kit is the best fucking thing ever do u see how perfect mata looks in that gorgeous blue and gold

pink away kit doesn’t really match with the others, it’s kinda ugly

did lingard dirty with the promo photoshoot though

don’t like the black shorts, not sexy

7/10 but a 100000/10 for just the third kit and mata

3) wolves

very sexy colour for home kit compared to their previous one

white away kit also sexy

v good touch w/ those subtle stripes on the away kit

sponsor also fits in seamlessly unlike Certain Teams

just not that ~eye popping~ and p standard

real excited to see their 19/20 kit though, lots of potential

6.5/10 lots of potential

4) manchester city

AWAY KIT SO SEXY OH MY GOD SO SEXY

their away kit is probably my favourite kit of the entire season because god is it beautiful

those green and blue stripes against that dark shirt is just *clutches chest* perfection

wish the same people made the third kit though lol

what is it with clubs and their third kits (not u man united though, ur perfect)

again with purple and orange ??? disgusting i cannot say a single nice thing about it

home kit is p standard (and boring),,, two-tone blue is nice though

6/10 absolute monstrosity of a third kit drops all of ur points

5) fulham

BEAUTIFUL HOME KIT HOLY FUCK

love that stripe,,, now This is how u add stripes

that black and white is just so nice

if only their away kit was just as good,,,

kinda looks like an offbrand man united third jersey but with an uglier shade of yellow for the sponsor and a questionable texture

5.5/10 stunning home kit good job adidas

6) leicester city

i have literally never seen such a sexy away kit holy fuck

it’s So Sexy oh my god that grey and gold is just So Nice

not a fan of the home or third kit tho

it’s just so boring wish there was more yellow

5/10 what a gorgeous away kit

7) chelsea

white and red stripes on their home kit is a welcome change

home and away kits both have a really good base colour

but away kit is just yellow, there’s literally nothing else special about it,,, boring

again, third kit is So Ugly

it looks like someone drove over wet cement and slapped that design onto a jersey

i hate it and the white sponsor name hurts my eyes

4.5/10 two decent jerseys

8) crystal palace

thank u puma u did wonderfully with the home kit

yellow accents with red and blue stripe into gradient is so so nice

wish sponsor was smaller though

away kit makes them look like a tidepod

third kit is a big yikes the gradient doesn’t work at all

4.5/10 home kit is cute

9) west ham

a good effort on umbro’s part for these kits !!!!

definitely better than burnley sorry

subtle stripes and excellent colour choices with the home kit

only crime is not enough of that light blue accent

away kit is kinda ok ? i’m not the Biggest Fan of the red collar or the really faint red sleeve band

yellow accents pair beautifully with the socks though i love

third kit is kinda plain but i like the blue and red gradient,,, not a fan of the blue socks though

4.5/10 for the most part the kits flow very well

10) liverpool

dark red home kit is epitome of sexy

i have a Thing for collars, i like it

purple and orange for their away kit is a very questionable combination

definitely not a fan of how saturated the orange is

ugly third kit !!!! kudos to them for trying something new but i hate it

4/10 saving grace is their home kit

11) arsenal

everything is ugly like their team

no but home kit is cut off strangely by the white, not a fan

away kit is,,, a little bit sexy,,, but only a little !!! reminds me of psg

shorts r nice i like em

third kit ugly, it’s such an odd and dull shade, collar is cute tho

3.5/10 would be lower if it weren’t for their stunner of an away kit

12) newcastle

why do the stripes change direction in between kits

i do like the home kit though the black and white is rather nice

yellow puma logo seems like a bad choice as it blends in with the white

love colour choice for the sponsor though

i don’t ever really like consistent stripes

not a fan,,,,

i don’t want to talk about the third kit i like the texture but nothing else

3.5/10 cute home kit,,, not so much with the others

13) burnley

away kit sexy i like gradients and light grey accents

thank u puma u did good here

not the fucking home and third kits though

colour choices aren’t bad but it’s just that fucking sponsor and how LARGE it is

slight textures in the third kit make it more appealing but man do u have to squint to even notice the changes,,, perhaps too subtle ???

3/10 meh

14) everton

u know me, i love collars, but no

home kit literally look likes it’s about to choke the players

also those sleeve bands are so so so so ugly especially in the away kit

and of all the sponsors, angry birds is perhaps one of the worst to feature on ur sleeve

EXCELLENT EFFORT WITH THIRD KIT THOUGH

it’s so cute i love it,,,, it does look a bit dull though

appreciating the pink and black for the away kit but a touch of white would make it pop,,,

3/10 i guess

15) bournemouth

red and black stripes match perfectly with the sponsor, no complaints

ugly sleeves like everton but definitely not as bad

don’t like how the sleeve band design doesn’t wrap all the way around though it hurts my head

more gold Please 

did u guys just forget to design ur away and third kits though

they’re so unbelievably boring

even the shorts don’t match,,, how,,, it’s not that hard,,,,

i hate it so much,,, sponsor name clashes a lot too

2.5/10 good effort w/ the home kit

16) watford

black and yellow stripes seem very,,, aggressive,,,,

gap between vertical and horizontal stripes throws me off

not really a fan of the away kit

stripes are too obvious and there’s too many of them

i do like the accent stripes around the collar and shoulders though that was a very nice touch

2.5/10 doesn’t stand out

17) brighton

i’m so sorry i love u guys for making arsenal look like fools but god

please don’t cut off ur stripe like that to fit in the sponsor

sudden disconnect is godawful

?????? at that red nike logo

pleasant looking green for the away kit but that’s literally it

cuter designs next season please x

2/10 nuh uh

18) cardiff city

sweet sweet cardiff what the fuck happened

i like the subtle stripes on the home kit but wish there was more going on

things rapidly spiralled with ur away kit, poor colour choice for the sponsor and just so plain and boring

also i’m gonna comment on the ugly ugly stripes for the goalie stuff because i can’t ignore it,,, way too many stripes,,,,

2/10 no comment

19) southhampton

Ugly Disconnect

my head hurts i hate how the stripes suddenly end

sponsor is also so large

away kit white accents look like sweat stains

not a fan at all sorry

2/10 not for me

20) huddersfield

newcastle but in blue ???

no no no no @ the sleeve band

looks exactly like bournemouth with their away kit no thanks

doesn’t really pull of that neon highlighter look with the third kit either

1/10 whole thing is kind of a mess

[mcggiemon]

MAGDALENE “MAGGIE” MONROE [ELIZA SCANLEN] is a SOPHOMORE at Broadripple Academy.SHE is 16 years old, from NIGHMORE, MA and has been at Broadripple Academy for 2 years.

round 2 bitches!!!!!!!!! (hi fam its admin s)

fun fact: maggie was gonna be my first character in broadripple but then i got nervy and was like mmm lets bring the less weird one in first

another fun fact: probs wont ever make graphics for maggie bc eliza has like 1 photoshoot and no active instagram its a real issue in my life

anyways

she’s fucking weird im so sorry in advance im tryna cHaLLeNgE MySeLf aS a wRiTeR but also she’s a sweet kid so give her a chance

goes by maggie, thinks magdalene is extra and embarrassing af

born and bred in nighmore, that’s right she and her family live in the weird ass town near broadripple. her family runs a local small dairy farm and does missionary work but she’s never left the state.

she’s a legacy student and is in fact, fifth generation. supposedly it goes back further than that, if u ask maggie (or even if u dont ask her) she’ll tell u all about how her great, great, great, great, great, great aunt was one of the nuns hat helped form the school

so obv broadripple is a big deal to her and her family sHAME SHES A FUCKIN DUMBASS

i mean not really but her grades weren’t broadripple standard before she got there. she had to work her butt off with tutors and extra curricular to pull up her grades and up her application to get in even though her family had such a long legacy with the school

she just gets distracted v easily and wants to talk to everyone forever she has a lot to say ok

is religious af but also curious af. she’s kinda used to very strict rules on what to wear and what to do and what to believe to fufil “god’s plan for her” but is also like oh wtf r these guys doing ? partying ? gossiping ? i wanna do that, but for our lord jesus amen

is just like .... intense. there’s no other way to say it, she thinks everyone is her best friend, it worse if ur nice to her. she is not very socially smart ? she can’t read situations v well and for that reason comes on too strong and like weird i legit dont know how to explain it read the bio pls im so much smarter there

also random shit: really into nature. loves plants loves animals, likes the more natural side of the religious thing. to quote spotlight “ the church is made of men, i believe in the eternal” but also goes to mass like three times a week and does alter serving for two churches like bitch need to chill

is a gullible bitch

has a weheartit here (tw: teeth, idk one of the first pics is a tooth and its weird idk i warned u)

and no other gif explains maggie vs. everyone else more than this gif with amy adams 

her actual bio can be found here yee yee

[lonelypond]

#happynewdia

NicoMaki, Love Live, 1.8K, 1/1

Summary: It's New Year's Eve, Maki's pregnant, and Nico (of course) is on the job.

FKM @hispeedhorror 10:01 p.m. Two hours until the year #MakiNishikino aka @MrsNicoNi starts taking cutesy dumb baby pictures, instead of masterpieces. #loss #blameNicoNi #photography #crimeagainstphotography

The Real Nico @NicoNi 10:02 p.m.

@hispeedhorror Hey loser, shut the fuck up

─=≡Σ((((╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

JK @likethisonporpoise 10: 02 p.m. I think Nico put on the baby weight her girl didn’t

DM @MrsNicoNi to @NicoNi 10:02 p.m. Nico don’t lose your temper. Miss you ( ˶˘ ³˘(⋆❛ ہ ❛⋆)!♡

DM @NozyItAll to @NicoNi 10:02 p.m. Eli just left to pick you up.

DM @NicoNi to @NozyItAll 10:03 p.m. Nico’s about to hit the stage. It’s still a surprise for Maki, right?

DM @NozyItAll to @NicoNi 10:04 p.m. The cards say to expect a lot of surprises tonight.

DM @NicoNi to @NozyItAll 10:04 p.m. （ꐦ𝅒_𝅒）

Brick-a-ney @ducttape4life 10:04 p.m. Nico Ni is backstage and can’t keep her nose out of her phone. Some people have no life.

Brashton @whomowl 10:04 p.m. New Nico Ni!!!! Can’t wait, won’t wait. Anyone leak the rehearsal audio?

O.B. Ron @sandplanetfey to @whomowl @Cuteagram 10:05 p.m. Do you know?

Mother Time @Cuteagram 10:06 p.m. @whomowl @sandplanetfey No joy

Brashton @Whomowl 10:06 p.m. @cuteagram @sandplanetfey ಠ╭╮ಥ

The Real Nico @NicoNi 10:06 p.m. Who’s EXCITED for Nico Ni’s new song. Let’s get trending, #NicoFans. #NewYearNico #NicosStar

Nishikino Maki @mrsniconi 10:06 p.m. #NEWYEARNICO #NICOSSTAR #NICOSTHECUTEST #allmine

DM @NicoNi to @MrsNicoNi 10:05 p.m. #Makiisthesexiest How are my girls?

DM: @MrsNicoNi to @NicoNi 10:06 p.m. Lonely. The baby’s restless.

DM: @NicoNi to @MrsNicoNi 10:08 p.m. Nico will be there soon. And then, in two weeks our baby meets the two cutest, bestest parents ever and we spend the winter hibernating (๑°꒵°๑)･*♡

SoOp McCoop @the1mrsniconi 10:08 p.m. I forgive you Nico. We can still be together. #NicoNewYear #NicosStar #NicoStan

@NicoNi has blocked @the1mrsniconi

PopStarStanZ @popstarstanz 10:08 p.m. We’re about to talk to @NicoNi about the bop she’s about to drop #NewYearNico #NicoStar #NicoFans. Have questions, use #asknicoanything

The Real Nico @NicoNi 10:08 p.m. DO THIS!!!! #AskNicoAnything

PopStarStanZ @popstarstanz 10:08 We’re about to talk to @NicoNi about the bop she’s about to drop #NewYearNico #NicoStar #NicoFans.

Have questions, use #asknicoanything

Qu Teen @binowbaby 10:09 p.m. @niconi New song, new suck #tellnicothetruth

Irini X @homeyholmes 10:09 p.m. Marry me? #FreeBritney #DivorceMaki #askNicoAnything

@NicoNi has blocked @homeyholmes

Su Sumi @maskmeow 10:10 p.m. Hey, @NicoNi, do you remember me? I had a backstage pass at your Kyoto concert and you called me a “Cutie Cupid” when I told you about my plan to get my best friends together? They’re married now.

The Real Nico @NicoNi 10:10 p.m. @maskmeow Congrats! You’re still a cutie ( ˘ ³˘)♥

DM @NicoNi to @Nyataproblem 10:11 p.m. How’s Maki-chan?

DM @nyataproblem to @NicoNi 10:11 p.m. Weird. I don’t like it.

DM @NicoNi to @Nyataproblem 10:11 p.m. What’s happening?!?!?!?!?!

DM @Nyataproblem to @NicoNi 10:12 p.m. She can’t get comfortable. Her back’s hurting. And she starts to tear up when she sees Tora.

DM @NicoNi to @Nyataproblem 10:12 p.m. Nico will be there as soon as I can.

Koizumi Hanayo @DreamsOfRice 10:12 p.m. When will you be releasing new merch? #asknicoanything

KillerKurves @fuckkillnomarry 10:12 p.m. Is your marriage open? #asknicoanything

RayRay @lofibaz 10:12 p.m. Who’s all time your dream duet? #askNicoanything

Kevo Bevvo @coldone4me 10:12 p.m. Your energy amazes me. Good luck with the kid. They’re pretty amazing. #asknicoanything

KillerKurves @fuckkillnomarry 10:12 p.m. Because your wife is killer hot #askNicoanything

Tia Hernandez @nicotiny 10:12 p.m. U R so CUTE….Come to Brooklyn (ó ꒳ ò✿ #askNicoanything

Chelle Tupinambás @sambasummerblonde 10:13 p.m. Samba or Tango?

Mx Mxter @jojackpropane 10:13 p.m. How do I look in these jeans, honey? #askNicoanything

Twilly Malone @knockthedoorhard 10:14 p.m. You’re putting together NicoPalooza. First three bands/singers you ask. #askNicoanything

Nozomi Tojo @NozyItAll 10:15 a.m. When can we schedule the nude photoshoot? #askNicoanything

Tia Hernandez @nicotiny 10:15 p.,m. @niconi @nozyitall are you doing another lingerie collaboration/shoot with #minamikotori? That gave me so much confidence. You looked so good.

@NicoNi has blocked@NozyItAll and @fuckkillnomarry

@NicoNi has unblocked @NozyItAll

The Real Nico @NicoNi 10:16 p.m. @NozyItAll Get @sonodasensei or @Ayasesan. Perv

Minalisky @madebyminalisky 10:17 p.m. @NozyItAll @NicoNi

ÚwÚ Will DM sketches

The Real Nico @NicoNi 10:17 p.m. @NozyItAll @madebyminalisky Leave Nico alone. @Ayasesan @Sonodasensei STOP THEM!

Honoka K @gingerbakernodrums 10:17 p.m. (｡ >艸<) (☛´∀｀*)☛ DM me sketches @madebyminalisky @NozyItAll @madebyminalisky Leave Nico alone. @Ayasesan @Sonodasensei STOP THEM!

DM @Ayasesan to NicoNi 10:18 p.m. Looking for a place to park

The Real Nico @NicoNi 10:19 p.m. @coldone4me Thanks : ) Nico is nervous, but @MrsNicoNi has been amazing.

The Real Nico @NicoNi 10:19 p.m. @lofibaz My wife ; )

The Real Nico @NicoNi 10:19 p.m. @nicotiny Wear everything with confidence, that’s the real cute.

Farah Izz @awesomeenby 10:20 p.m. Does your wife have any strange pregnancy food cravings? Mine is crazy for warm toasted granola and yogurt? #askNicoanything

The Real Nico @NicoNi 10:20 p.m. @awesomeenby Maki-chan was never really into sweets, but now Nico has to run out for hazelnut and chocolate combinations constantly

Honoka K @gingerbakernodrums 10:21 p.m. @NicoNi @awesomeenby Those Nutella buns are huge; leaving on the menu until after you and Maki have your second kid. #kaching

The Real Nico @NicoNi 10:22 p.m. @gingerbakernodrums hey, let’s get this one here and healthy first.

The Real Nico @NicoNi 10:23 p.m. @gingerbakernodrums Did you drop off some for breakfast?

Honoka K @gingerbakernodrums 10:23 p.m. @NicoNi I got you ; )

The Real Nico @NicoNi 10:25 p.m. Remember #NicoFans #NewSongNewYear #NicoStars #NewYearNico

DM @mrsNicoNi to @NicoNi @Gingerbakernodrums 10:25 p.m. Need another breakfast plan (^_^;) They were so good, Honoka.

DM: @NicoNi to @MrsNicoNi 10:26 p.m. Nico will make Nutty French Toast ( ^-^)_旦

The Real Nico @NicoNi 10:28 p.m. @knockthedoorhard First three for NicoPalooza: @ARise, @The Dollyrots, @P!nk (and get some parenting tips too from those last two)

The Real Nico @NicoNi 10:29 p.m. @sambasummerblonde BOTH : ) Nico loves music made for DANCE!

Gropey McTroll @jackhandz 10:30 p.m. @NicoNi @awesomeenby do your wives have any strange sex cravings?

@NicoNi has blocked @jackhandz

Brick-a-ney @ducttape4life 10:35 p.m. Nico just flipped off her phone in three languages, fixed her mascara, signed 20 autographs, and ran through her choreography while I took a piss. #impressed

DM @ayasesan to @Niconi 10:35 p.m Still searching for parking.

DM: @sonodasensei to @madebyminalisky 10:35 p.m. No. Do not @ me

Sun Mickie @waterwalkerette 10:35 p.m. What's your New Year Resolution? #askNicoAnything

Rin Hoshizora @nyataproblem 10:40 p.m. MAKI’S HAVING THE BABY. GET HERE NYOW!!!

Ara Yun @NicoMaki4eva 10:41 p.m. It’s happening!!!!!!!! #NicoMakiBaby

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DM @nyataproblem to @NicoNi 10:42 p.m. Maki called me an idiot sorry sorry but get here Nico Tora’s bestie is coming Maki needs you

Juniper Gin @5oclockanywhen 10:43 p.m. Nico Ni just went Rin-ing past me at hyper speed. What’s up? #asknicoanything

Carly Roy @songburger78 10:44 p.m. #NicoNi just sprinted past me while saying “FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK” #bingo #newringtone

DM @AyaseEli to @NozyItAll 10:46 p.m. Did Nico just run by me?

DM @NozyItAll to @AYaseSan 10:46 p.m. Go get her. Maki’s having the baby.

Juniper Gin @5oclockanywhen 10:47 p.m. Did Eli Ayase just jump out of a car to chase down #NicoNi.

Rumer Kerwall @backtoboulevardiering 10:47 p.m. @NicoNi just got tackled by some blonde wearing a killer designer coat. Does Nico speak Tagalong? She just said Punyeta!

Maddie Lin @cornerofhawkandhandsaw 10:48 p.m. Hey, you can’t just leave your car in traffic. #dumbblonde #looksfamiliar

Maddie Lin @cornerofhawkandhandsaw 10:50 p.m. Is this a kidnapping? #dumbblonde just tossed a child in the backseat. Can’t see the license.

DM @NozyItAll to @Nyataproblem 10:51 p.m. Eli’s got Nico.

DM @Nyataproblem to @NozyItAll 10:52 p.m. Good. Kayo-chin’s driving us to the hospital. My mom’s watching Tora. Tell Nico to go there.

Kimmie Koto @goodbyenurse 11:03 p.m. #TheNishikino just got rushed past me. Her #LGBTQIAFutureHope pics saved my life. Hope she’s okay.

DM @MrsNicoNi to @NicoNi 11:05 p.m Where are you? Σ(ಥ_ಥ)

DM @NicoNi to @MrsNicoNi 11:07 p.m Almost there, you got this Maki-chan. Nico can talk you through it. Calling you.

DM @NicoNi to @MrsNicoNi 11:10 p.m. You didn’t have to yell at Nico like that.

DM @NicoNi to @MrsNicoNi 11:11 p.m. I love you. So much. You’re so beautiful.

DM @Nyataproblem to @NicoNi 11:12 p.m. You gotta get here Nico. Maki’s yelling at everybody. Someone said how cute you were and she fired them and we’re in LA, not her parent’s hospital.

DM @NicoNi to @Nyataproblem 11:13 p.m. Baka Eli drives like it’s 1920.

Julius Omar @creamyorangejulius 11:14 p.m. The two maniacs in the car ahead of me are screaming at each other. Get a divorce lawyer.

Brick-a-ney @ducttape4life 11:20 p.m. #NicoNi had a prerecorded package ready to go and her manager taking over on social media when she got the message about her wife. #whatapro #impressed #thesongsabanger

Elle Woodie @allfluffnofuss 11:22 p.m. #NicoNi’s new song just leaked. It’s a duet. With #TheNishikino. @sonadasensei wrote the lyrics *swoons* #NicosStar #NewYearNico

Lenore C @noravensallowed 11:25 p.m. It’s a LOVE song. For her wife. With her wife. #legend #NicoNi #NewYearNico

Ray Ray @lofibaz 11:25 p.m. Nico Nico Knew #goodone #NicoNi #legend

The Real Nico @NicoNi 10:19 p.m. @lofibaz My wife ; )

Maki Nishikino @mrsNicoNi 2:15 a.m. Mother and Child (๑°꒵°๑)･*♡ #HappyNewDia [Descriptive text: Small, beautiful woman with long black hair, a mask, and teary red eyes holding a tiny swaddled baby so gently it makes you hold your breath rather than disturb the scene. Lit by one light, against a window]

FKM @hispeedhorror 5:01 a.m. *bows low* my apologies to #TheNishikino. Congratulations to you and #NicoNi on your beautiful daughter. #masterpiece #congratulations #lookingforwardtoyournextexhibit

Maki Nishikino @mrsNicoNi 2:15 a.m. Mother and Child (๑°꒵°๑)･*♡ [Descriptive text: Small, beautiful woman with long black hair, a mask, and teary red eyes totally absorbed in the tiny swaddled baby she’s holding so gently it makes you hold your breath rather than disturb the scene. Lit by one soft light, against a window]

A/N: It's not August yet, but I wanted to do something silly and fun for Nico's birthday. Happy Birthday to the Number One Idol In The Universe. Thanks for the inspiration.

[cinnaminsvga]

BTS POKEMON!AU

my friend told me the E version photoshoot makes them look like pokemon gym leaders and now i can’t get it out of my head so i wrote a bulletpoint list as to what type of leader i think each person would be!!!

THE HYUNG LINE GYM LEADERS:

NAMJOON - electric type specialist

namjoon is the first gym leader you have to face when you set out on your journey. you’re hesitant at first when you were starting out because your parents were well-known trainers back in the day, so you were scared that you wouldn’t match up to their reputations. however, meeting namjoon was a breath of fresh air because he held no expectations of you whatsoever. coming from an elite family of pokemon trainers himself, he was able to relate to your self-doubt and encouraged you instead to go on your own path to self-discovery

(that “encouragement” just so happened to be an hour long sermon, so you weren’t really sure exactly what he said after the 20 minute mark, but you assumed it was something along those lines)

you come back the next day hoping to battle him immediately, but like all gyms, his was designed as a puzzle.

“All trainers think that all it takes is power and experience to become the greatest out there. What they tend to forget is that intelligence and strategy are just as important!”

H O L Y SHIT was this dude a fucking sadist or something because his gym was a fucking MAZE

you were essentially stuck in the dark, maneuvering your way blindly while stumbling across trainers to boot. the place was filled with doors and hallways, each room only accessible after solving a riddle or trivia about pokemon

after much stumbling and a lot of bullshitting your way through the answers, you eventually find your way to namjoon

“Ah, so you made it! You were definitely much faster than (rival’s name). I’m excited to see how well you do!”

despite being generally nice and supportive, he definitely did not go easy on you during your battle

“What? Do you expect me to be the easiest gym leader just because I’m your first official battle? Not a chance, darling!”

suffice to say, you almost got smote out of the sky by his powerful raichu, whom you thought you could have easily defeated with your ground type pokemon

electric types have very little weaknesses (read: only two) so Namjoon is pretty much an expert when it comes to dealing with those weaknesses. 

you got a ground type? bitch, he has pikachu that knows how to use SURF

“Holy shit? I thought surfing pikachu was a myth!”

“The only thing mythical about my pikachu is that it’s about to pound you to dust!”

In the end, however, you were able to defeat him (although, you might have had to rechallenge him a few times. But you got there eventually)

“Wow. It feels just like yesterday that we just met. I’m sure that I will be hearing more great things about you in the future. I’m already excited to see how much you will grow! ‘til our next battle!”

((he ends up climbing the ranks and joins the elite four. so that next battle comes sooner than you could have imagined!))

SEOKJIN - normal type specialist

“normal type gym leader? are you kidding me?” you said when you found out from the residents of this small town about their gym leader

after defeating namjoon’s electrifying team, you were expecting the next gym leader to be just as intimidating. but normal type? oh c’mon!

when you first meet him, however, you definitely forgot all about battling becAUSE HOLY MOTHERFUCK

“Wow he’s FUCKING gorgeous”

“Thanks jagi. You’re not the first one to be in awe of my beauty.”

Whoops. Did you really say that out loud? AND HE HEARD?

“uhhhhhhhhhHHHH”

unlike namjoon’s gym, seokjin’s gym was laid out less like a puzzle and more like a restaurant.

“I modelled it after Unova’s striaton gym! Isn’t it glorious?”

unlike striaton’s as well, it had less trivia questions and more--

“YUP! you gotta eat these five bowls of ramen before you can challenge me! be careful though, some bowls of ramen have a ticket at the bottom that says whether you gotta battle another trainer instead of me, soooo good luck!”

suffice to say, you weren’t exactly the luckiest person in the world

five full bowls of ramen later, you decide to start the battle immediately and get it over with. you call out your trusty starter pokemon, thinking that you wouldn’t even need to send out your type advantaged pokemon to defeat him

O H HOW WRONG YOU WERE

“HOLY SHIT DID YOU CLEAN OUT MY ENTIRE TEAM WITH JUST YOUR FUCKING CINCCINO???”

the admittedly beautiful pokemon didn’t even have a scratch on her. neither pokemon nor trainer seem to have broken a sweat

“Did you think I was easy or something? Jagi, everyone knows beautiful people never play easy.” He smirks, blowing you a cheeky kiss as he tells you to train harder and come back next time

in hindsight, you probably shouldn’t judge a book by its cover. note to self: never underestimate normal type users

((while training near the outskirts of the town, you find nine more other trainers practicing there too.))

((”You got your ass handed to you by seokjin-ssi too?” “Holy shit, all of you lost to him? What kind of monster is he??” “This is going to be my fifteenth time challenging him. Believe me, he’s the worst.” “I’d still date him though.” Everyone choruses “same” and gets back to training.))

YOONGI - steel type specialist

holy fuck. HOLY FUCK

you thought seokjin was hot? WELL T H I N K AGAIN

(whoops that’s my biased ass talking ha ha ha)

“What’s the hold up? Stop gawking and let’s get to battling. Or are you too brain dead to function?”

despite his prickly words, he hands you a bottle water anyway, looking away as he does so

“it’s for your pokemon, alright? don’t think just because i’m nice that i’ll go easy on you.” R I G H T

anyway, he definitely wasn’t kidding when he said he wouldn’t go easy on you. EVEN HIS FUCKING GYM WAS CRAZY AS FUCK

his gym was as prickly as he was

“What’s with all the spikes?” “It’s my aesthetic. Don’t judge”

Anyway. Yoongi’s gym was mostly geared towards coordination with your partner, so you had to work together in order not to fall to your deaths into THE GIANT GAPING PIT FULL OF SPIKES

“Isn’t this, like, a safety hazard?” “Well, no one has died yet, so why tf are you complaining?”

(lucky for you, your flying pokemon did the trick wonderfully. you only shudder to think what type of horrors other trainers w/o flying type pokemon had to face in order to cross his death traps)

when you reach the gym leader room, you were surprised to find that he wasn’t even fucking there

“uhhhhh???” you looked around the room to find that there was a secret backdoor, which you found housed his own private studio

yoongi was fiddling with his laptop, mixing something or another for international stars from other regions

“Oh, you’re finally done? What took you so long?” he had grumbled, but he was actually secretly surprised that you had completed his gym really quickly. he hadn’t even gotten to boot up his laptop before you came in

having learned your lesson from seokjin, you had prepared intensely for this battle, and judging from yoongi’s fierce aura that he was definitely not an opponent to underestimate

but then. he sends out. a fucking aron. A BABY POKEMON

“I just caught the little dude this morning. Wanted to see how good he can handle gym-style battles.”

....were you supposed to go easy on it or....it looked like a fucking baby....

in the end, you fainted the tiny pokemon with the weakest move in your arsenal, trying not to hurt it too much. you even go so far as to run over to the aron afterwards, patting its head to see if it was ok

yoongi was impressed. compassion in pokemon battles was his core value (namjoon’s was intelligence & strategy, seokjin’s was humility and grit), and normally a lot of trainers would faint the baby pokemon in irritation, wondering why yoongi was sending out a runt of a pokemon instead of a real battle. he’s even encountered some demons who would use their strongest move on the baby pokemon, causing yoongi to kick them out and ban them for life

“Well. Color me surprised. Can’t believe a brain dead girl like you could pass my test so easily.”

after that little segment, the real battle begins. yoongi’s true arsenal of pokemon? h o l y f u c k (aggron, steelix, empoleon, lucario. FUCK)

(it may or may not have taken some tries to win. but if anything, yoongi was sure to remember you each time you come back to battle. and he may or may not have been anticipating them. m a y b e)

HOSEOK - fire type user

you couldn’t say that you were surprised that this ball of sunshine was a fire type user

“Aww, am I that predictable? But I swear, my moves are going to wipe you out with a single flamethrower!”

his type specialty was pretty much the only thing predictable about hoseok. his gym was a mess of colors, fireworks, explosions, everything and anything that would cause your to lose both your hearing and eyesight at the same time

(you almost catch on fire from one of the fireworks that were meant to block you off from a section, but luckily, hoseok was watching and intervened)

“Honestly, i have NO idea what made me design my gym like this! I get scared by loud noises easily as well! Wow, forethought isn’t my forte.”

one almost singed arm later, you find your way to his main room

unlike his gym, it was calmer and peaceful. although, you might have to say that the HUNDREDS of figurines lining the walls were kinda--

“Oh, don’t mind those! That’s just my collection. Neat, huh?”

ignoring their beady eyes staring at you, you wanted to ask him first what his “value” was, since the three previous leaders all seemed to have a certain theme to their gyms

“Good thing you reminded me! I’m all about creativity, as you could tell from my gym, and this room! Speaking of, there’s a slight difference when it comes to my battles here.” the grin on his face seemed a little too happy to be trusted, so you waited for him to explain

in lieu of an explanation however, a big flat screen tv with two meters appeared, similar to the ones used in pokemon contests

and did you forget to mention? the floor you were standing on was made of glass, so you suddenly noticed that underneath the glass was not a blue floor, but was actually--

“Oh, it’s not boiling water if you’re curious! The steam is actually from the sauna, so don’t worry your little butt! It won’t singe you...too badly.”

so essentially, his battle was like this: just like a contest battle, you had to defeat your rival in the most creative manner possible. whether that meant aerial moves, explosions, colorful lights, whatever! if your moves dont have any appeal, your meter drops slightly.

once your meter runs out or your team is fainted... well... :)

(you may or may not gotten a soak after all. don’t worry, hoseok was there to help you dry up. he may be laughing now, but you swore that you would be last person laughing. plus, he liked wearing white shirts so you definitely wouldn’t mind if he got a little soaked too)

[ask-svt-hearteu]

“to all admins (who are so beautiful it is sO UNFAIR) : it’s me!!! sofia ahaha and im sending this a lil early because i wont be home for christmas (:p) and i’d like to thank all of you because i can’t send over gifts due to the ocean. damned water. somewhere in december, i think on the 14th??? i will have known this blog for 5 months ! which isn’t that long but im looking forward to spending many more weeks and months on this wonderful blog. all the admins are so, so friendly, nice, amazing, interesting, beautiful, etc etc. thank you for talking to me ! thank you for being here for me during the tough times! thank you for your advice, thank you for your jokes, your rants, your posts, your everything. this blog has given me as much joy as seventeen does. really! i’m so happy i stumbled upon this blessing of a blog when i was still a baby carat and needed more knowledge. 

but please, you guys, get enough rest okay? i heard that someone (like joshua’s wife cough) doesnt get enough sleep and i swear im flying over. all of you are humans and you need rest. you all are in school and you need rest from school (which can be a pain lets be honest) and a break from writing. remember, we, as your readers and fans, care more about your health than how fast you answer our asks. we want you all to be happy and we wish we could give you back the happiness youve given us with this blog. i hope that in 2018, the blog will earn many,many more followers, the admins will make many more friends, and get more supporters (ok but i still dont understand why and how people send hate to the admins?? like fuck you man, these people work so hard arghhh don’t send them hate just because you’re pathetic and lonely and deprived of love and all the good things in life. Legit everytime I see a post about a hater i want to throw a pan at the shithole who hated on these amazing creatures. @jun @minghao @hoshi @scoups jom let’s go beat up the haters im bringing my frying pan and my sunat knife y’ALL BETTER WATCH OUT LATER KENA I SUNAT YOU) drink water, not alcohol : okay sO YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT A HUMAN IS ALLOWED TO BE A TALENTED WRITER, PRETTY ENOUGH TO BE A MODEL AND BE A SINGER ????? JESS IDC WHAT YOU SAY YOU ARE G O R G E O U S YOU’RE SO QR3UBFD-BGQIF and you’re so talented and friendly and n i c e. You’RE SO HARDWORKING AS WELL YOU’RE IN YOUR LAST YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL AND STILL WRITE ON THIS BLOG AS OFTEN AS YOU CAN (it really touched me when i told you me and my best friend were fighting and you sent me tons of dino pics and tagged me in pictures of him. that really cheered me up , thank you :D) i think you’re the first admin i started to talking to hahahaha and even though im really annoying you still talked to me? like ?? i heard that you’re in your last year of high school and i wish you the best of luck !!! do only what you want to do. Don’t stress about choosing the right college/uni or the right course, just do what you want to. Please take your time with the blog, college tends to stress writers out and whenever you feel stressed rEST PLEASE. pls make many many new friends in college and have a better diet than ramen 24/7 which doesnt sound too bad but that’s a lot of sodium. i hope everything goes well for you but remember if anything goes wrong or u just wanna talk im here! love youuu bb. 10:10 : ok sERI. WE REALLY NEED TO FIND TIME TO TALK because whenever i text you you’re in class and whenever you text me im about to sleep (damn these timezones) sighh. it’s okay if i ever have kids, i’ll sell them and buy a plane ticket to meet you. okay when i first started talking to you i was really impressed because you’re really..tough? like i really people with thick skin and people who don’t give a shit about what other say and tbh i’m trying to be more like that. people like that are so cool !! and ur so pretty and cool sighh im so jealous (you have vv nice lips dONT TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY I JUST THINK THEY’RE VV PRETTY oR dO I) also you’re really smart ! like you’ve gotten full marks for a test like woah hoshi is so lucky. i hope you remain thick skinned and brush the haters away, but it’s okay to feel bad once in a while, you’re only being human. but you can talk to me any time you feel down or u just wanna talk or rant or vent. i hope you don’t stress about school, please take a break if you have to (i dont want you to go away i want you to get the rest you deserve)anyways i love you ! my name is soonyoung, call me soon : APA KHABAR MY MALAYSIAN FREN ahaha im soooo happy i met you on tumblr. *ur the aesthetic queen* . i hope that we meet in person soon or one day because we live in the same country and won’t it be cool to see each other? we should have a photoshoot together. speaking of photoshoot im very happy to have a model sensei to teach me how to pose. also ur one hell of a sweetheart. you always share fandom things with me and i tend to fangirl in the middle of tesco or class because of you. hmm if seventeen ever come back to malaysia we should meet at their concert, given both of us are going. i’d really love to know more about you lmao you’re so interesting and you’re really patient with me!!! which is reallly nice. okay bb let’s find a date when both of us are free and leggo have some fun. i hope you don’t ever have to feel sad. well actually i think sadness is vital to humans so maybe anger. i hope you’ll continue to be very peaceful and freak out w carats and kpop fans across the glose and i hope that one day you’ll see naega hosh up close and p e r so nal. ilysm bb xxx my i geddit because wo ai ni so ur my love heh : hello my wife /name twin ish / dancer girl / jun’s / blessing to thie world. oh my god we need to talk moreeeee. ur so funny and we’re so alike (like we both swear like pigs) but we’re different because you’re so good at dancing! heck, whenever i dance i blind people from a 5 kilometre radius. all the other admins say you could dance my i with jun and i am sHOOK BECAUSE ho l ee s h i et also do you know what i would give to see you dance with jun? i’d give up all my memes. yeah, that’s right. my knowledge of all memes and vines and fre sh a vacado. apart from your dancing skills, you’re very, very pretty. i can’t believe you think you’re ugly , sweet jisoos, you’re have… the beauty of all the sunsets in the world. you’re actually really nice (stop protesting) because you’ve listened to me rant about all the damn drama in my life and you gave me advice. and you’ve never lost your patience with me. jeez i love youuuu !!! you’ve laughed with me and sent me dino pics to make my heart explode and you were there when i did something really stupid on kakaotalk. sighhh good times amirite? well we can still talk on tumblr. i hope you continue being yourself, the amazing person you are. xx love you to bits. seventeenteenteen : i survived. you havent killed me yet. i have stuck to dino faithfully. well actually, my first bias for like, a week, was memesol but then dinosaur found his way into my heart. i know y’all are busy and it may be hard but please rest. please don’t read mean comments, please love yourselves, please eat well. please do anything that would make you happy. each and every one of you are so, so important to me and i hope all of you are healthy. the8 please rest, i hope you get better soon. scoups, i hope that fever is gone. dino, i hope you find someone that makes you really really happy and i hope you wake up with a smile on your face each day and i hope people will stop prying into your personal life because you deserve to find someone you love and you deserve to be able to love that person without hate. i hope all of you don;t feel pressured to keep away from relationships because of selfish “fans” and i hope all of you will be happy. @josh @hoshi @jun you guys, please take care of your aegis. @josh wish ur gf luck for college, @hoshi stop killing these girls w ur visuals and @jun im waiting for u and sophia’s dance duet. i love all of you with all my heart <3333 thank you for a wonderful 5 months, i hope many more will come. love, sofia xx add on : i wrote this note before jonghyun killed himself and i’d just like to say this to everyone. the admins and the readers ; please ask for help. you are not alone. people are here for you. mental illness is not and will never be a light topic. suicide is never the answer. i know it’s hard but you need to stay, because we need you. i need you. it doesnt matter if we are close friends or complete strangers : you are so important. you are strong and brave and kind and smart and beautiful and you can get through this. you have people willing to listen. if somehow the whole world refuses to listen, im here. there are people around you who care deeply about you and please, stay. if any of you feel sad about the recent tragedy, take a break from tumblr, okay? i love all of you and please, stay safe. — sofiafabulousphan”

Admin Jess: Sofia, bb T^T I honestly can’t express how much your words mean to me. I love you so so much thank you for everything. I honestly won’t deny, it’s hard. I think it will always be difficult to a certain degree to run this blog. Not that I don’t love every second of it believe me, I just (LMAO LEAVE IT TO ME TO START TEARING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF TYPING THIS) I’ve never wanted to do something I wanted to just because I can.  I don’t run this blog expecting anything in return. I do it because I genuinely love, love the happiness it brings other people, because I love seventeen and I love doing it all. If I didn’t love it with all my heart I don’t think I would have held up this long. You’re right, it’s my last year of high school. My hardest year because I decided to take a multitude of difficult classes. I have cried tears over so many classes (I’m crying writing this response omfg PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER JESS), I have had plenty of mental breakdowns, a lot of crying whenever someone simply asks me if I’m ok or suggests I get more sleep. I have been an emotional wreck all year. It is my fault though, I did decide to take challenging courses this school year, but one can only run on four hours of sleep everyday for so long and not be emotional I guess. AND I WAS TERRIFIED. I was so scared that in the course of this year, through all the difficult hours of studying and finishing homework at 2/3am in the morning before having to wake up at 6am and walk to school by 7am, that I wouldn’t have the time or effort to do just the one thing I wanted to do the most in the world. I only had one real hobby I loved doing and it was running this blog (again hella emotional and dramatic sorry it’s like one am here when I’m writing this). So I forgo sleep to get everything done. It’s not healthy but in my mind, if I gave up on this blog for one day, that one day might turn into two days, which would turn into a month, and then I’d never be able to do anything ever again just because I kept pushing it off, treating it as if it didn’t mean the world to me when it so very dearly does. OK I’M RAMBLING ABOUT MYSELF NO ONE CARES JESS AHEM,,, My point is, I sacrificed sleep for school and this blog not because I was forced to, but because if I slept, this feeling of guilt when I woke up in the morning, a feeling of “ahh I could have done more, I could have been better” would permeate my mind for who knows how long. I didn’t want to disappoint anyone. I hate disappointing people. So to hear you say this blog and all the stuff we do on it makes you happy? It makes me think maybe I’m not such a big disappointment after all, and maybe if I keep working hard, I can continue making more people happier, and that’s all I really want. True, with college approaching, I can’t make any guarantees. I anticipate not being able to do anything at all, and that idea is scary too and makes me want to work even harder now while I still can. I will definitely try to get more rest though??? I mean no one likes a sleep-deprived me at 3am lmao, I may seem nice but at 3am I’m bawling my eyes out over homework and cursing at my posters and pictures of Seventeen and school and textbooks in like three different languages (it’s not pretty lol). So yes rest? Idk what that is... but I’ll try??? fjnvksjn? I think I recall when you first sent in an ask, I’m not too sure but honestly the blog is about as old as you’ve been here so thank you for being one of our first supporters (did you have a book with a flower icon hmm trying to recall)! The hate I think will always be a thing I’m sure, I just don’t know how to deal with it T-T I am very naturally a sensitive human bean, what can I say... LMAO I’M NOT GORGEOUS THOUGH it’s called filters, lighting, angles, and makeup. The only reason I look anywhere near decent is because I use a combination of those things to hide all my flaws LMAO. As for singing, I’m not super? I can sing a pitch correctly I suppose? I can sing a chromatic scale? Idk if that qualifies as good singing (I can definitely sing svt songs in broken Korean shamelessly no matter where I go though). I’m really not that good, but I’m not awful like a dying seal or smth. I don’t even think I’m a talented writer, I just try my best I guess. I do sincerely try my hardest. YOU’RE NOT ANNOYING AT ALL I 117% would listen to you rant or scream about anything and I’m just super grateful you don’t think I’m annoying lsnfdnvd. OF COURSE I THINK YOU AND CHAN ARE THE CUTEST (or you and Jongdae pick your poison;) and of course I sent all those Channie pics omfg, I’m always here if you need it^~^ Thank you for all your kind words love (AND IMMA PRETEND YOU DIDN’T CALL ME JOSHUA’S WIFE BC MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT KDFJNVKSBBDIBI I’LL CALL YOU CHAN’S WIFE ISTG I WILL) make sure to take care of yourself and you’re always welcome to come talk to me bb :)

Admin Meagan:  aaaHHHHHHH, really appreciate you Sofia ✨😩 Gosh, can't believe you wrote us sub a long essay AHAHAHAH. Also, SUNAT KAU AHAHAHAHAHAHAH (Non-Malaysians  wouldn't understand lmao) But yeeeee, thank you so so much baby for taking the time to send this ask in <3 It's been amazing knowing you and gosh you are such a sweetheart! Also, Chinese New Year is soon, let's go out together ;)) Cafe hopping at SS15 maybe? Hehe. I want my postcard AHAHA and to spend time with you of course!! <3 You are such a bright individual and Chan loves you hella lots. Thank you for always sending us such encouraging messages and for being a good pal really. But for reals, you mean a lot to me and gosh I can't wait to meet you. Also I not model material lah AHAHAH, only a certain days ;) but yess!! A photoshoot would be amazing haha, I can try to teach you some tips lmao. And yes, thank you for caring about our mental health. January hasn't been the best month for me, honestly it's been horrible but stuff like this really warms up my heart yah know. So yes, really really appreciate you man. Keep being so spunky and loveable. Take care, stay safe and I hope we get to meet each other soon ❤️

Admin Seri: SERIously SERIously, you have no idea how much this warmed my heart. ahh i so wish we could find a better time to talk, i’ll work on that :’) i’m not very good at expressing my feeling through words! and for that mianhae mianhae. in fact, that’s one very VERY COOL thing about you!!! expression your feelings isn’t the easiest and hey, use those feelings to brush for those haters. as you know love, other people’s opinions don’t effect me BUT THERE’S NOTHING WRONG with being affected! just know, those people are irrelivant, and once you realize they can’t do a single fucking thing to you unless you let them, it gets a bit better <3 but GIRL i remember you from the VERY being!!! i can’t believe you stuck around this long , you’ve seen all the changes, how much we’ve grown, it’s seriously amazing. becoming an admin (sure as hell didn’t know it back then) was definitely my HIGHLIGHT of twenty seventeen. there’s not a day that goes by where i regret it, not at all, even when our inbox is loaded or when i have writers block. and you being here along that journey warms my heart so so much! i’m not kidding sometimes i find myself in the middle of the night looking through all the comments or reblogs and GOSH i just see every single sweet sweet message you leave. AND OH MY GOD I’M ALREADY FOR SURE GONNA VISIT AJVBELJNGR IM ALREADY PLANNING TO ONE DAY TO SEE MEAGAN SO LIKE DUHHHH WE COULD MEET UP!!! just augh i’m super super grateful for you message jinja jinja ily~~~ <333 !!! {p.s. i totally wrote bodyguard reader! Chan thinking of you, ngl}

Admin Soph: As much as I love you and as much as you’re my ai. DONT GIVE UP YOUR MEMES FOR ME WTAF. MAN I LOVE YA BUT MEMES ARE IMPORTANT XD. And you might only be disappointed after watching me dance with Jun. Ah I wish we could talk more too :””) We get along so well and Im fucking positive were soulmates just looking at how similar we are XD. Ah im not really good at things like this. Im really speechless because damn boi I love ya and you took the time to write all this for us :””). Youre an angel sent from the heavens. AND ME PRETTY??? NUUUUUUUU.Just like what Jess said, filters and lighting exists. Im only cute tho (char). But youre more prettier than me love. Both inside and outside. You're as beautiful as the northern lights. And like the northern lights, you light up my dark days :””). We dont talk much but we always check up on each other man. Goddamn I love ya. I hope we can make more stupid but fun memories together ^^. And I will literally hug the shit outta you when we meet. Also can we like talk about how much we appreciate ya? You’re always in our inbox sending adorable and heartwarming asks to both Svt and us. I remember telling you that your asks about the admins literally brightens our day. How you're little “I hope the admins stay safe” means so much to us. I really hope you only experience happiness for the rest of your life. You’re a person I really appreciate and love. AS MUCH AS I LOVE JUN. HELL YEAH I SAID IT. hAHHAH Dont be afraid to come to me if you have any problem. I will always be here to talk to you and help you love ^^. Please take care of yourself too. DonT FUCKING SKIP MEALS. GET A LOT OF SLEEP OR IM GETTING CHAN AND JONGDAE. Ah im sorry if I didnt say a lot. I want to say a lot but I literally dont know what to say :””). I WILL MESSAGE YOU A LONG AS MESSAGE ON YOUR BDAY OR SOMETHING. I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY TO YOU GADBSVF ASNMK. For now, I love you and take care of yourself. You are loved by a lot and I hope your life gets filled with happiness and joy. Im also always here if you ever need to talk ^^

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Send Nude Pics of Your Heart to Me

James Potter to Mrs. Wife: lily can we have another baby?

Lily Potter to Wears Socks to Bed: R u going to text me that every time Harry does something cute?

James Potter: yes

Lily Potter: U know if we got one every time u asked we’d have like 35 babies by now??

James Potter: i’d be okay with that

James Potter: they might give us our own tv programme

James Potter: lil and jim and their kin 

Lily Potter: Ur right what’s the point of having children if not to pimp them out for reality television

Sirius Black to Babe: u know it’s extremely rude to fuck in the house while ur babysitter is downstairs watching ur kid

James Potter to Hot Stuff: i don’t pay u to complain 

Sirius Black: u are literally not paying me

Sirius Black: i am doing this out of love for this little banshee

James Potter: we made u godfather. and u can have dibs if i knock lily up 2nite

Sirius Black: fine but at least play some music or smth christ what are u doing to her?????

Lily Potter to The Other Woman: Quit texting James while we’re fucking 

Lily Potter: Tho he is surprisingly good at multitasking 

Sirius Black to Sugar Tits: only if u make him call u daddy 

Lily Potter: Deal

James Potter to James Has A Daddy Kink: lupin will you look after harry next weekend? sirius is permanently banned from babysitting

Sirius Black: Still godfather m8

James Potter: not anymore remus is godfather now

Peter Pettigrew: am i not on the list??

James Potter: you will get on the list once u stop screaming every time he poos

Peter Pettigrew: fair enough 

Remus Lupin: Can I be godfather when Harry’s like ten? Babies are terrifying

Sirius Black: i will not stand for this betrayal 

Sirius Black changed the chat name to James Wanked To McGonagall For All Of Year 9.

Peter Pettigrew: pretty sure it was longer than year 9 👀👀👀👀

James Potter: it’s not embarrassing if ur not ashamed

Remus Lupin: If you’re gonna text me at work at least leave my colleagues’ names out of the group chat 

Peter Pettigrew: should u b texting while ur teaching?

Remus Lupin: The kids are using their phones to film for a presentation it’s fine probably

Sirius Black: see potter? he’s already showing he’s bad w/ kids he’s gonna let harry on the internet unsupervised

James Potter: harry is 1

Sirius Black: ur never too young 2 start developing abandonment issues 

Remus Lupin changed the chat name to Sirius Wanked to Yugioh in Sixth Form.

Sirius Black: listen here u little shit

James Potter to Ginger Spice: lily look!!!

Lily Potter to Daddy’s Girl: U have sent me 12 pictures of Harry dressed as a penguin in the past 2 minutes

Lily Potter: (((And I have loved every single 1 of them our baby is the cutest?!?!)))

James Potter: i fucking know right

James Potter: legitimately he’s better than other babies

Lily Potter: Our baby could take the Longbottoms baby in a fight

James Potter: our baby could take DUMBLEDORE in a fight

Lily Potter: I mean ur right but

Lily Potter: In what situation would our son be fighting the headmaster of our secondary school

James Potter: idk but he’d fuckin wreck him have u seen how hard he pulls on hair he’d rip that beard right the fuck off

Lily Potter: Tru

Remus Lupin to Jimbo: How did you get i’m a furry to autocorrect to i’m a furry

Remus Lupin: DAMN IT I MEAN I’M A FURRY

James Potter to Dances with Wolves: we’ve all known for a long time remus i’m not here to judge u

Remus Lupin: I’M NOT A FURRY

Remus Lupin: I’M A FURRY

James Potter: u seem to be experiencing some conflicting emotions

Remus Lupin: I’m trying to say I’M S I C K

James Potter: of hiding ur true nature as a furry? we’re sick of ur denial as well mate

Remus Lupin: You are officially disowned 

James Potter: ur not my real dad 

Peter Pettigrew to Remus is a Furry: so are u like a brony or do u dress up as a wolf and sniff people? 

James Potter: the 2nd one definitely 

Sirius Black: idk man i think i saw him eyeing one of harry’s picture books the other day

Sirius Black: does red riding hood get u going

Petter Pettigrew: lmao

Remus Lupin: Potter I’m gonna murder you

James Potter: just try it my son will avenge me 

Sirius Black: oooooo he’s got u remus what r u gonna do fight a baby

Remus Lupin: I will explain to Harry about how his father was a bellend and he will take my side

James Potter: lies. harry will never doubt my honour. just the other day peter sneezed on me and harry bit him

Peter Pettigrew: thought he bit me bc hes teething?

James Potter: irrelevant 

James Potter to Never Furget: remus did u change all my profile pics to screencaps from bambi

Remus Lupin to Jimmy Neutron: Why do you ask?

James Potter: bc everyone is commenting on them but i can’t see them or take them down what did u do

Remus Lupin: Maybe the universe did this to you James

Remus Lupin: The world is trying to tell you who the real furry here is

Remus Lupin to Jimothy: Did you buy me a fucking bunny?

James Potter to Froot Lupes: remus i know ur new to pet ownership but bunnies aren’t for fucking

Remus Lupin: James. Why did someone deliver a rabbit to my house

James Potter: i thought u could use some company

James Potter: since ur both

Remus Lupin: DO NOT

James Potter: furry

Remus Lupin: I’m moving to Australia

Remus Lupin to James is Not One of Us: Just because I’m keeping the bunny doesn’t mean you’re forgiven

Remus Lupin: It’s for the children. My students have fallen in love with it

Sirius Black: sure ““““ur students””” fell in love with it 

Sirius Black: speaking of children who r u gonna turn to now potter

Sirius Black: if i’m banned from babysitting and u and remus r on the outs

James Potter: pete’s still here 

Peter Pettigrew: yeah im still here

Sirius Black: peter tell me how you change a nappy without looking at wikihow

Peter Pettigrew: um

James Potter: our house has wifi? 

Lily Potter to Bambi: Peter Pettigrew is not babysitting for us ever again

Lily Potter: He flushed a disposable nappy today

Lily Potter: Naked Sunday is canceled 

James Potter to Faline: but it’s the day of our lord lily

James Potter to Boyz II Men: congratulations sirius ur hereby reinstated as godfather 

Sirius Black: good bc i’m thinking of getting a sidecar for my motorbike

James Potter: harry is not allowed on ur motorbike until he is at least 9

Remus Lupin: I think you’re forgetting how Harry got home from the hospital

James Potter: fine. harry is allowed if both lily and i are also on it

Peter Pettigrew: #parenting

Peter Pettigrew: i got fired today btw

James Potter: what? why???

Sirius Black: what did u do

Remus Lupin: Are you alright?

Peter Pettigrew: im fine 

Peter Pettigrew: director was just looking for “something else”

Sirius Black: that’s shit

James Potter: sorry pete 

Remus Lupin: Is there anything we can do to help?

Peter Pettigrew: idk maybe we could just hang out and talk?

James Potter: sure we can do that 

Sirius Black: i’m not good w/ emotional intimacy

Sirius Black: how do u feel abt alcohol?

James Potter to Meri Jaan: i msis u

James Potter: ur os pretty 

Lily Potter to You Are My Soniya: It’s 2am love

James Potter: i kno btu thsi is v importnat

Lily Potter: What is it?

James Potter: i lvoe sirius

Lily Potter: Unbelievable 

James Potter: and u!!11111

James Potter: also im srory if i pee on hte rose bsushes a gain

Sirius Black to Blossom Powerpuff: just so u know we’ve taken james’s phone from him 

Sirius Black: but he says i’ve gotta tell u that ur his favourite wife

Lily Potter to Mojo Jojo: I’m his only wife

Sirius Black: james says ‘irrelevant’ 

James Potter to Heart Eyes: love u’ve gotta stop sexting me while i’m w/ clients

Lily Potter to Poop Emoji: Why’s that?

James Potter: i’m developing some kind of pavlovian response

James Potter: every time i look at a surrealist painting i get an erection

Lily Potter: Paint me like one of ur french abstractions from reality

James Potter: sex fiend 

Lily Potter: U love it 

Remus Lupin to Lil Wayne: You and James need to stop have things delivered to my house

Remus Lupin: I promise you I can feed myself without a 15 year old dropping off a week’s worth of groceries 

Lily Potter to R. Kelly: Bread and chocolate is not a diet Remus

Remus Lupin: It has kept me alive this long 

Lily Potter: Ur lucky we don’t have u move in. James says ur too skinny these days

Remus Lupin: James is built like a broomstick

Lily Potter: ...

Lily Potter: I want to defend him bc he is my husband but.... u right

Remus Lupin: Then will you stop trying to parent me

Lily Potter: Don’t talk back to ur mother Lupin

James Potter to The Lady from the Bee Movie: evans r u wearing my jeans again

Lily Potter to Jerry Seinfield: No

James Potter: ur having a picnic with bathilda in her garden and harry and i are in our sitting room w/ the curtains open i can literally see u

Lily Potter: Maybe these are mine

James Potter: i’m almost a foot taller than u and ur jeans r not that long

Lily Potter: If they r ur jeans what are you going to do about it

James Potter: ur gonna catch these hands

James Potter: in ur own bc i love u

James Potter: but i still want my jeans back

Lily Potter: I want my pre-baby figure back m8

James Potter: touché 

Sirius Black to Cars 2: pete how would u feel abt modeling

Peter Pettigrew to The Lion King: funny 

Peter Pettigrew: hard to get an acting job thats not typecast 

Sirius Black: i’m srs

Sirius Black: i mean. u know what i mean

Peter Petitgrew: modelings fine. i’ve done some hand stuff

Sirius Black: sometimes when reg can’t make a job his agency will offer it to me

Sirius Black: and i told them i wouldn’t do it unless i could bring a friend

Peter Pettigrew: thanks... u didnt have to do that

Sirius Black: don’t make it weird peter just take the job 

Sirius Black to Peter Does Hand Stuff: i’m handsome right

Sirius Black: like i am good looking

James Potter: tru

Remus Lupin: yeah

Sirius Black: then how did i get kicked off a photoshoot so they could take more pictures of pettigrew

Peter Pettigrew: dorcas said it was bc ur face is too unnatural

Peter Pettigrew: no one looks like that in real life

Sirius Black: i look like this in real life!!!

Peter Pettigrew: anyway dorcas told me they want me to be the face of the whole campaign which is cool

James Potter: that’s fantastic pete!!

Remus Lupin: Congrats Peter!

Sirius Black: i can’t believe u would sell me out

Peter Pettigrew: were all just trying to survive capitalism sirius

Sirius Black: so money is worth more than our friendship

James Potter: sirius u don’t even like modelling

Remus Lupin: Also you don’t need the money, you’ve got your inheritance and your radio work

Sirius Black: i like to know who has a price they can be bought for

Sirius Black: in case one of us ends up murdered

James Potter: walburga really fucked u up huh

Lily Potter to Put A Ring On It: R u on your way home?

James Potter to Crazy In Love: on the tube

James Potter: did u want takeaway again? bc i kno the chinese made u sick the other night so maybe i can just get u soup?

Lily Potter: No I’m fine I just wanted to know when you were coming back

Lily Potter: I have news

James Potter: tell me. the man beside me is cutting his hair and it’s getting on my trousers. i could do with good news

Lily Potter: I’ll tell u when ur home

James Potter: evans u can’t just dangle news in front of me like that and then take it away i demand answers

Lily Potter: It’s in-person news

James Potter: r we getting divorced? is this bc i said prefer 7/11 to formation

Lily Potter: That is definitely grounds for divorce but no

James Potter: lily ur worrying me. is everything ok???

James Potter: i’m gonna call

James Potter: i’m losing service hold on

Lily Potter: James we’re going to have another baby

James Potter: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James Potter: i love you. i can’t hold u yet so i’m gonna hug the haircut man

Lily Potter: <3 <3 <3

James Potter: i may have just told him we’d name our baby after him how do u feel abt the name christobal

Lily Potter: Hard pass

James Potter: u said that abt me once and now i’ve impregnated u twice so i’m gonna tell him maybe

Lily Potter changed the chat name to Sirius Has Dibs.

Sirius Black: r u hitting on me evans

Sirius Black: u do realize ur husband is also on this chat. i mean i’m up for a menage a potter but what will we tell harry 

Peter Pettigrew: james’s parents like adopted u this is definitely some kind of incest

Sirius Black: “Definitely Some Kind of Incest” is the black family motto

Remus Lupin: Tbh I’m surprised you don’t have a tail

Sirius Black: how do u kno that i don’t u don’t kno my life

Lily Potter: It’s good 2 know our children will have positive role models

James Potter: it’s too late for harry we’ll just have to get better friends with this one

Peter Pettigrew: ????????

Sirius Black: ur not

Sirius Black: U ARE

Remus Lupin: Congratulations?!

Sirius Black: UR HAVING A FETUS

Peter Pettigrew: BLIMEY CONGRATS

Remus Lupin: Wasn’t Harry born literally yesterday? You guys are like rabbits

Sirius Black: i can’t believe evans is ““in trouble”” again this is wild i bet it’s bc euphemia used all those metaphors while giving u the sex talk

James Potter: papa don’t preach

Sirius Black: i love it when u call me papa

Sirius Black: wait do i have dibs bc of.... u guys r disgusting 

Lily Potter: Does that mean u don’t want dibs?

Sirius Black: NO I HAVE DIBS ON ALL POTTER CHILDREN NOW AND FOREVER THEY’RE GONNA BE MY ARMY TO FIGHT REMUS’S SECONDARY SCHOOL KIDS

Remus Lupin: I can’t in good conscience send eleven-year-olds to war but on the other hand you’re on

Peter Pettigrew: £5 on the fetus 

Lily Potter: £1000 on the fetus Potter Progeny United

James Potter: this is why i married u 

[sadrien]

wanna chat? pt.20

on ao3 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20

i'm not dead yet but i'm v close

eponine = alya enjolras = marinette grantaire = nino marius = adrien

enjoy

13:04

eponine: dont listen to marinette

enjolras: Ummm???? LIsten to Marinette

eponine: no fuck u

enjolras: :P

grantaire: ???????? what did you do  

eponine: NOTHI N G

enjolras: She tried to chase Chat after the akuma attack and almost fell in the Seine 

eponine: i did not

enjolras: She was 100% ready to swim

eponine: NO I WANS T

grantaire: oh is that where you went

eponine: f i g h t  m e

grantaire: al youd do anything for another interview wiht one of them

eponine: >:( u arent wrong tho

grantaire: exactly i cant believe you almost went into the river  

eponine: i hate you

 14:16 

enjolras: Has anyone heard from Adrien today??

grantaire: i talked to him thsi morning

enjolras: When was this morning

grantaire: uhhh like…. 2  

enjolras: Sleep??? Is a thing??????????

grantaire: video games are also a thing

enjolras: I hate you

grantaire: </3

 14:25 

eponine: good afternoon i am gay

grantaire: youre bi

eponine: good afternoon i am bi do u have a moment 2 talk about our lord and savior ladybug 

enjolras: Why are you like thsi

eponine: im running on like 5 cups of coffee

marius: lmao lame

eponine: what 

grantaire: ?????

enjolras: Did alya steal adriens phone again

eponine: first of all rude second of all what 

marius: who even is everyone on here??} what kind of nerd club is this  

grantaire has changed their name to nino

nino: blame adrien he got all geeky on us  

eponine has changed their name to ladybugfan2020

ladybugfan2020: hello im still bi

marius: what in fresh hell is going on here

enjolras has changed their name to mari

mari: Who are you??? And why do you have Adriens phone  

marius: because he’s too trusting lol guess who’s thumbprint is in it and has access to everything 

nino: i know my dude doesnt have anything weird on his phone that he wouldnt want people to see but still bro thats ominous  

marius: ;* 

ladybugfan2020: really tho who r u

marius: god i can’t believe you can’t figure it out who do you think adrien would trust not only with his phone but also enough to put their fingerprint in it????? 

ladybugfan2020: nino mari probably not me but a girl can dream ladybug chat link 

marius: i’m stopping you right there because fictional characters don’t count i’m honestly offended is there a block button on skype??? 

mari: Why do you have his phone Chloe? 

marius: wow!!! one of you has a brain!!! a concept 

nino: oh shit he had a big photoshoot today didnt he man i feel bad that i forgot 

mari: He didnt want to talk about it much dont feel too bad

marius: no shame on you for forgetting clearly i’m the only one who cares about adrien here 

ladybugfan2020 has removed marius from the group. 

mari: Alya no

ladybugfan2020: alya yes?? i dont like her 

mari: I mean same but Adrein wont know why hes been removed

nino: mars got a point

ladybugfan2020: ugh y do i like either of u

ladybugfan2020 has added marius to the group.

marius: fucking rude

ladybugfan2020: fight me

marius: maybe i will!!!!

nino: last time you did that al got akumatized lets ton e it down

marius left this group

ladybugfan2020 has added marius to this group.

marius: fuck you

ladybugfan2020: oh u wish

marius: i want out

mari: Then put down Adriens phone??

marius: i’m bored this photoshoot is boring you’re all JUST as boring though  

marius has changed their name to chlo

chlo: a random reminder that i hate you all and am only talking to you because i’m desperate

nino: im honored

chlo: you should be

ladybugfan2020: new question y r u at the photoshoot

chlo: cause i was in part of it?? duh 

mari: You model?

chlo: ok so clearly i need to talking up myself MORE i thought that was something people like you wanted me to stop doing make up your mind 

mari: You cant tell but Im rolling m y eyes

chlo: of course i’m a model have you seen me

nino: unfortunately

chlo: fuck off

ladybugfan2020 has renamed this conversation to “chloe sux”

chlo: fucking this is why i’m not friends with any of you  

mari: Lets be real you wouldnt be friends with us if we werent like this

chlo: probably true

nino: i dunno we were pretty close when we were 6?  

chlo: oh god don’t remind me i’ve blocked that from my memory 

nino: what? dont like remembering how we got married on the playground 

chlo: get out of my life lahiffe

nino: are we getting a divorce?? 

mari: No you got divorced when we were 8

ladybugfan2020: i feel like im watching a soap opera wild did we all get married on the playground??? i got married to this girl in my class when i was 4 and she was my first kiss good times we had to break up tho cause she wanted to go on the slide when i wanted to use the monkey bars 

mari: Aw tragic young love

chlo: not surprised

ladybugfan2020: k ive shared every1 else go share ur 1st kiss

mari: Kim in a game of truth or dare when I was eleven

nino: chloe at our wedding

chlo: lame also i don’t owe you anything cesaire  

ladybugfan2020: i can just ask adrien later

chlo: fuck ok i kissed alix the day before nino and i got married alix kissed me i think it was a dare  

nino: i cannot believe you cheated on me i want another divorce 

chlo: yeah yeah

ladybugfan2020: whyd u 2 divorce anyway?

nino: chloe didnt invite me to her birthday

chlo: ummm????? i mean no i didn’t because it was a girls only sleepover but also i remember YOU had a crush on mari so 

ladybugfan2020: just kno i am living

mari: YOu had a crush on me when we wer e 8???

nino: mari i hope you know everyone has had a crush on you

mari: ???????????????

ladybugfan2020: can confirm

chlo: ew they need me to do something i’ll steal adrien’s phone back later be less lame when i get back 

nino: no promises

ladybugfan2020: lmao anyway now we just gotta find out who adriens 1st kiss was any1 kno?  

mari: Nino would know

nino: i mean i do but thats for him to share im sure he will but ill let him do it 

ladybugfan2020: nice now we just gotta remember to ask ive got it 

ladybugfan2020 has renamed this conversation to “who was adrien agrestes first kiss??? find out more at 6”.

mari: Subtle

ladybufan2020: thanks

 14:43 

chlo: i lived bitch

nino: did chloe just meme

chlo: of course i did???? i mean come ON adrien agreste is my best friend what did you expect?  

nino: nah dude hes my bes t friend

chlo: no he’s not

ladybugfan2020: rude™

mari: Were his best friends???? 

chlo: pff you’re more than just his friends 

ladybugfan2020: ????

chlo: nothing anyway you people are boring god did you do nothing while i was gone?? how does he suffer being in your presence 

nino: has anyone ever told you youre kinda rude and obnoxious

chlo: yeah you multiple times 

nino: cool imma do it again

chlo: where’s the middle finger emoji 

nino: :P

mari: I cant believe you came back  

chlo: yeah neither can i guess you’re less boring and annoying than doing nothing

PM between chlo and ladybugfan2020

ladybugfan2020: can i ask y u hate mari 

chlo: i don’t hate her

ladybufan2020: …

chlo: it’s a long story

ladybugfan2020: well shes my best friend and ur kind of a dick to her

chlo: yeah well i’m not a nice person

ladybugfan2020: have u ever considered trying to b a nicer person

chlo: fuck off adrien agreste is my best friend what the hell do you think 

ladybugfan2020: try harder

in who was adrien agrestes first kiss??? find out more at 6 

mari: Has Adrien seriously been working this whole time???

chlo: not constantly but he hasn’t had much downtime when he’s not getting pictures taken of him they’re having him do other stuff probably cause he’s the boss’ kid but i don’t know i just pose and look pretty 

nino: use no brain power like usual

chlo: haha very funny

ladybug2020: do u think hes gonna read through all these messages???

mari: Depends on if hes tired or not

ladybug2020: mk hey sunshine if ur reading this ilysm thats all 

chlo: ugh they need me

mari: I mean you are like Working 

chlo: whatever we’re almost done so adrien will probably be on next bye losers

nino: bye ex wife

 15:07 

chlo: Ok I see that something happened Oh my username has changed Well ok that explains almost everything

chlo has changed their nickname to adrien 

adrien: I had to turn autocaps back on

nino: dude thats lame

adrien: I’m a lame person Also to answer the chat name’s question Nino 

ladybugfan2020: ???????? what??????????? when did this happen?????? 

adrien: A few months ago?

nino: sounds about right 

adrien: I had to do a photoshoot that was going to involve kissing a girl and I didn’t want my first kiss to be work related I was talking about it to Nino and he was like “the answer is to have your first kiss before the photoshoot”  

mari: And so the next logical step was to kiss NIno

adrien: …yeah sort of

nino: fun fact adrien is a great kisser @alya cause mari already knows 

mari: Please stop talking to me oh my god

ladybugfan2020: i feel like im missing out how do i get adrien agreste to kiss me how did u do it mari? it was an accident right??? just like…fall asleep on his face?  

mari: I’m leaving goodbye I hate you all

ladybugfan2020: </3

[fuckyeahkurokonobasket]

I know you want it~~ AoKise for the ship questions

I’m rlly sorry I never did this one! Mycomputer kept crashing and I lost the reply twice and it made me sad :(((((

1.      How do much do I ship it?: Never heard of it/ Notp /Dislike / used to ship / maybe / ship it / aww /otp / IS IT CANON YET?

2.      What non sexual activities do they like to do together?Playing basketball, watching movies, just chilling in bed and snuggling andbeing generally cute

3.      Who does choresaround the house?Kise hates mess so it’s usually him. Aomine contributes but he’sa bit more lazy about it.

4.      Who’s thebetter cook?Kise totally chose hospitality as an elective because he knows the best way toa man’s heart is through food.

5.  ��   Who’s thefunniest drunk?Kise is a really sexual drunk, Aomine gets ridiculously friendly and loveydovey, telling his friends he loves them, etc. So both.

6.      Do they havekids?Maybe in the future. They’re thinking about it, but not right now.

7.      Do they haveany traditions?When one of them is upset they go get Krispy Kremes together.

8.      What do theyfight about?Kise probably finds Aomine with dirty magazines and screams at him for like anhour and he probably cries tbh. Also when they play basketball Aomine still doesn’tlet him win and sometimes it pisses Kise off.

9.      What would theydo if they found their paring tag on tumblr? (If they have one)Kise finds this and has a fucking heart attack. Aomine is probably gross and saves the smuttyfanart to jerk off to later. He says everyone draws Kise’s ass really well.

10.  Who cried atthe end of Marley and me?Kise for sure. Aomine got a little sniffly but Kise didn’t notice because hewas too busy crying his eyes out.

11.  Who always winsat Mario kart?Kise. Aomine sux @ this game. When Kise challenges him to Rainbow Road he just cruisesalong slowly and when Kise passes him he does his best to knock Kise off because he is bitter. His fav pick up (wat r they called again) is the chain chomp thing that keeps him on course without him having to steer. 

12.  One thing Ilike about this ship?Them knowing each other so well, the development Kise had to try to beat Aomine,them goofing around and being idiots. Aomine didn’t mind skipping half of hisfirst game against Kuroko but Kise? Nope turned up on time “I would never missthis” welp that sounds p homo there Daiki tbqh.

13.  One thing Idon’t like about the ship?Aomine being a jerk and not being nicer to Kise. (just let him win once u fckindickface)

14.  The song Iwould say fits them?I CAN’T MUSIC DO N”T ASK ME THIS

15.  Anotherheadcanon about the paring?Kise nags Aomine to do a photoshoot with him and Aomine finally gives in.Aomine’s a little worried Kise’s fangirls will be jealous of him but insteadthey all ship them and beg for more couple shoots.