#that literally the most recent official Zappa render we have is like 15 years old now

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Liking unconventional characters is a curse I'm afraid. I curse called "you are doomed to never get merch of your fave now buy our TWELVE Bridget figures (yes those are real numbers sweet jesus)" Oh to be a fan of a deteriorating bedframe is to sign yourself to a lonely fate 😔

I wish the Brisket Enjoyers a very happy figure collection but literally the only Potemkin merch I'm aware of outside of the same standard stuff literally everyone else got was a keychain that was literally fanmade work for the White Day Zine. Likewise for Bedman despite him being my favorite I straight up only have two things for him and one is a fanmade charm and the other is the same stock can badge everyone else got that was also the only one I could get my hands on.

At the same time I pity anyone who is an Answer fan or, god forbid, a Haehyun fan, because part of liking them involves knowing that at best you'll get a cameo let alone appear as playable again or get any official merch.

I think Potemkin and Faust are just the saddest to me because they've been here since day 1 and still get shafted outside of the most basic obligatory stuff that every character gets. The only major thing I can think of for Faust was that shirt based on his scrubs and that literally came out within the last couple of years.