#that i accidentally slept thru my work alarm

[warriorsatthedisco]

Man I used to sympathize people with chronic illness, but now I can really empathize. This shit sucks and it has the worst snowball effect too.

[scariot]

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accidentally slept thru my alarms. got up eventually to get ready. didn’t do any hygiene routine. did fill my home water bottle and chugged it. left and got a dragonfruit refresher after i got off the train. made it to class and finished one of the three sculptures. agonized over the second one because i forgot how hard it is to make vinyl tape work nicely.

got on the train back, absolutely packed. ended up being squeezed and got stepped on by the person in front of me. somehow got talking with one of the commuters, which is funny to me. got asked by him which sports i play cause of my broad shoulders and how many pushups i can do. got a laugh out of that. iunno, it felt pretty nice to converse with someone.

drove to the store to grab some sodas that were on sale. accidentally made a wrong turn but made that into an opportunity to learn the new lay of the land. got a little nervous though because running low on gas.

got home and checked mail, which was all junk. immediately started making dinner of eggs and toasted bread. sister called it peasant dinner. got devastated.

chilled for a bit then broke out the record book to start documenting my purchases, which i hope to make into a budget. chilled after that.

eventually got up to unpack some more things. finally got the energy to lift the middle section of the couch from the kitchen and reattach to the couch frame, then screwing it back in. gave myself a pat on the back for being strong. flopped on my now single piece couch and watched some videos.

got up to play with some makeup. fucked it up big time. removed makeup and finally showered and did simple nighttime skin routine.

today kinda went in a blur in terms of time passing. looking forward to actually working on putting my place together and rearranging my furniture where i actually want it.

thought about going hiking and painting while waiting for the east bound train and i think i might actually go for it.

overall: ???, me strong

[waywardwizzard]

@rickie-the-storyteller Thank you so much for the tag! (And sorry it took so long to do this🙈) (Also I'm doing both tags here if it's fine?)

This is a story I'm working on based on a bunch of one word prompts me and @theetravy came up with. I bet them I could come up with a story that included every prompt. This abomination is the in-progress product of said 38 random words.

Without further ado, onto the incorrect quotes!

Alex: I wonder who’s ruining my life.

Alex: *looks in the mirror*

Alex: So we meet again.

Renvy: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here’s a throwback to when Alex ate an entire tube of lipstick.

Alex, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?!

*Renvy dies in a game with ships*

Casya: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.

Casya: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.

Firwyn: Legend has it that Renvy still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks.

Renvy: Of course I do.

Casya: Are you alright?

Murian: Short answer or long answer?

Casya: Short?

Murian: No.

Casya: Long?

Murian: Nooooooo.

Endolas: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.

Renvy: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

Casya: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.

Rotcher: You guys are fucking terrifying.

Dwynphry: *sighs* I have no friends...

Endolas:

Endolas: *coughs* Bitch, what am I? A roach?!

Alex: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Casya: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Firwyn: Why were you microwaving a lemon???

Casya: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Renvy: Did you burn an orange too? How???

Casya: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Murian: Are you ready to commit?

Casya: Like, a crime or a relationship?

Casya: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Murian: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Casya, already taking off their clothes: God, Murian, you’re so fucking stupid.

Casya: I want to kiss you.

Murian, not paying attention: What?

Casya: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

Endolas: Renvy got into a fight.

Rotcher: That’s bad.

Rotcher:

Rotcher: Did they win?

Murian: Guys where did Alex go?

Rotcher: They got arrested.

Murian: How the hell-

Alex: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

Rotcher: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.

Renvy: You were too lazy to read the book?!

Rotcher: I was too lazy to watch the movie.

Rotcher: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Rotcher: Violently practices.

Renvy: Violently studies.

Alex: Violently sleeps.

Dwynphry: Violently shoots pictures.

Firwyn: Violently boxes.

Casya: Violently murders people.

Alex: Violently worries about the previous statement.

Alex: Get in loser, we're going shopping.

Murian: This is a McDonald's drive thru.

Rotcher: Casya is okay.

Alex: They're okay? They said they were going to break my legs! And don't tell me they didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause they gave me the mackerel eyes, they meant it!

Rotcher: Alex, Casya threatened me. They threaten Murian every day. They probably threatened Firwyn before breakfast this morning. It's what they do. Grow a pair.

Rotcher: I failed my safety training course today.

Alex: Why, what happened?

Rotcher: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Alex: And?

Rotcher: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

I'll add more incorrect quotes later in a second post but I feel bad that I took so long to answer the tag so I'm sending this out in all its chaotic glory

Incorrect Quotes Tag Game - Ships Edition (Part 2)

It’s been a while since I last did this. Link to the incorrect quote generator:

And link to part 1 of this:

I’ve been starting to share more of the Steph’s Crew sequels with you all (UVC in particular), and there are so many more ships to explore in them. I only did 2 ships last time… the two main ones of TMM. So I think I’ll do 2 more here - Dalice (Dylan + Alice) and Chelise (Charlie and Elise). The two ships from last time are still pretty big ships in the sequel, btw. I just want to explore some different ships/characters this time around.

Here we go!!

Dalice:

Alice: I love you. Dylan: How many people have you said that to? Alice: Everyone. Dylan: What? Alice: I told everyone that I love you.

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Alice: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Dylan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Alice: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Dylan: *sigh* What do you want? Alice: Chicken nuggets please.

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Dylan: I would let you ruin my life. Alice: Sorry, but I’m busy ruining my own. You’ll have to wait.

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Dylan to Alice: Turn that frown upside-down! (a little while later) Dylan: What are you doing? Alice, trying to do a handstand: You told me to “turn that frown upside-down” but it’s not working!

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Dylan: This is a bad idea.  Alice: Then why are you coming along?  Dylan: Someone has to help get your injured ass home.

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Alice, texting Dylan: Any plans for tonight?  Dylan: No.  Alice: HA! Loser.

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Alice: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!  Dylan: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?  Alice: I don't know, surprise me!

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Chelise:

Charlie: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind. Elise: Thank God...

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Elise: You know, when I first met you, I really didn’t like you. Charlie, after a moment: …I thought there was going to be another half to that sentence? Elise: Nope! That’s it.

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Charlie: Hey.  Elise: *pissed off* You… complete …ASS, Charlie!! You show up here after WEEKS, and you say “hey”?!

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Elise: Oh shoot! Elise: Um. Excuse my vulgarity. Charlie: I’ll let it slide.

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Charlie: El is playing hard to get… Charlie: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Charlie: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No progress whatsoever.  Elise: Wow. They sound really stupid.  Charlie: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.  Elise: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”  Charlie: I guess you’re right. Hey El, I love you.  Elise: See! Like that! Just say that. Charlie: *frustrated* Holy fucking shit. Elise: If that flies over their head then, sorry Charles, but they're too dumb for you.  Charlie: Elise-

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Elise: Hey. So, about that love letter you sent me… Charlie: *blushes* Oh. W-what are your thoughts? Elise: The fourth sentence- Charlie: Yeah, that’s where I got really deep and emotional and I- Elise: It’s “you’re,” not “your”.

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And we’re done! Woo-hoo!

Maybe I’ll do an update version of the Bephanie and Brelise incorrect quotes as well lol. This was fun! (I think my fave is the third Chelise one… reminds me of Harry Potter lol)

I’m also planning to do a part 3 for Rachel and Gordon at some point.

Anyways, I’m tagging these folks to do it next:

@mysticstarlightduck, @fire-but-ashes-too, @exquisitecrow, @toribookworm22, @winterandwords, @aziz-reads, @sam-glade, @waywardwizzard, @janec23, @rbbess110, @clairelsonao3, @ember-writer, @harleyacoincidence, and @writinglittlebeasts. Plus anyone else who wants to do it is welcome to. 🤗

Let me know what your favourite incorrect quotes were!

[lunar-fey]

ah. fuck

[vaultsixtynine]

ive had... a day....... i slept thru my alarms and Woke Up when i was supposed to be at a meeting for my possible second job and i like, called her, told her i was stuck at work, and that i’d be there soon

took me 40 minutes to drive over

lmao.

anyway the meeting was fine, the current front desk lady seems to really like me, the hours are compatible with my cafe hours, n i just gotta finish filling out my app and take it to them tomorrow

on the way back i accidentally got on 78 to harrisburg and i didnt’.... i dont ever? want to go to harrisburg. so i had to drive for awhile to find somewhere to turn around, which was great. why not use google maps? phone dead. no car charger. dick out. just tryna find my way back onto 309 north to get to school smh

[my-life-as-a-teenage-titan]

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