#that hippo song traumatized me

[olliethescribe]

Cabinet Man Hippoworm AU

I’m having intense brainrot so I’m combining two of my special interests (Lemon Demon and Hippoworm) into one AU - let’s trudge through my insanity together, shall we? (also, this is a human AU, everyone except the turtles are human)

Ron (Hypno) is a magician and he’s also been shown to be pretty good with technology, so it wouldn’t surprise me if there’s a version of himself that did the “ultimate” disappearing act and decided to turn himself into an unwinnable game. Why did he do this? Well, he tried out an actual magic spell he found and then things went sideways fast.

When Ron’s disappearing act is later reported as a death in the news, it’s of enough national interest for local newscaster Warren Stone to go out of his way to perform his own investigation. Soon enough, all of his leads run cold, leaving him at his wits end as he goes to his final site of interest, Albearto’s pizzeria.

Things are going just as poorly until the Hippo Crush arcade cabinet in the back draws him in, a nearly hypnotic pull that has captivated everyone else in line; children all waiting patiently for their turn. No one’s winning but no one’s complaining either. It’s an eerie silence only broken by sounds of 8-bit game play and the occasional button mash. And yet as Warren appears, the line parts, as if someone had pulled the kids aside with strings attached.

Warren reluctantly steps forward, the first step reluctant at least. The rest of the walk up is calm, his nervousness overridden by some unseen force. Compelled beyond his will.

So when he finally does get to the object of his complete attention, he blinks in surprise as the screen crackles and then flashes to life. Now filling his vision was the digitized version of the supposedly late Ron Pēwhairangi. Warren watches as Ron looks him up and down before winking.

There’s a moment of putting all the pieces together before Warren exclaims:

“Oh my god, you’re alive!”

Ron simply smiles back him, chuckling.

“And you’re as smart as you are handsome.”

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More ideas for this AU include:

Ron’s digital avatar is a bipedal hippo when he’s not presenting as himself to Warren

Warren falls in love with Ron despite the whole arcade cabinet situation - Everyone is wondering why the fuck the local newscaster is bringing flowers to the Hippo Crush arcade cabinet

Warren and Ron go on a date after hours since the owner of the shop is absolutely gonna let this weird celebrity have a romance with his game that seemingly has a hold over people

Warren asking Ron how the hell his whole situation happened and getting a wild answer

The Purple Dragons break into the arcade one night to bust the machines for old tech and then they come across Ron and start destroying his cabinet

There’s gonna be a lot of traumatized teenagers

Warren enlists the help of Donatello to help fix Ron and things get fucky fast

Turns out a half-man half-machine is hard to fix

Oh, and April is working at Albearto’s the entire time and does her best to keep her job so she can keep spying on her favorite newscaster. She knows there’s something up with the Hippo Crush machine but never suspected that it was alive. The only knowledge she has about Ron comes from Leo who was incredibly upset that his favorite magician died a couple years prior.

[Feel free to contribute to this in the notes if you’d like! This is just a bunch of ideas. I rarely post about my AU ideas on here and mostly keep them on Discord in my son’s server. Decided to share this one here.]

Oh, and here’s the song that inspired all of this:

[mashpotatoe]

For the character ask game, Serizawa (🏳️‍🌈, 🔊, 💌) and Mob (🔊, 💌). thank you :)

🏳️‍🌈lgbt+ headcanon for serizawa cis bi man... and he isnt insecure about it either! spent enough time on the internet to learn about his own community, maybe even to the point of developing a false sense of security regarding his sexuality thinking people are more accepting than they were in japan circa 2012. for a while at least. amongst his first coworkers were the most nonbinary plant motif person ever and fucking ryo shimazaki i think he was under the assumption gay was ok 🔊a song that reminds me of them i associate kill vs. maim and real pain with both seri and mob cause oghhhh their similarities so here you go 💌fluffy headcanon for serizawa serizawa big figurine collector. from vintage and obscure to pricey and peculiarly detailed. got the entire happy hippo kinder surprise set just to decorate his mancave. years later he's got such a big collection he can afford to give it away to tome shou etc based on their newfound interests

💌fluffy headcanon for mob wore the same shoes onigawara handed him down for as long as he could cause he didnt wanna let them be associated with a traumatic event 💪💪

[casperghosty]

Puppet History S5E1- Analysis and theories

Everything about The Professor is so very confusing. We know he got eaten and possibly turned into a dinosaur (we see him hatch from an egg in the trailer) but now he is alive and well....

Or is he ??!

The first strange thing about him that I've realized is his color: on the left it's him from the s1e1 on the right it's him in the new episode.

Maybe it's just diffrent lightning, but his furr looks pale and over all weird.

the more prominent things that show he is not the real professor, or that something strange is happening to him is his glitching and demonc voices

I also just realized, DID HE JUST GIGGLE??! at first I thought it was Sara giggling

"The algorithm is better than ever" I've seen theories before this episode that maybe the algorithm is sentient and is making Ryan lose every time. I also saw theories regarding this epsidoe that maybe the physical algorithm took over the professor? But why would it let Ryan win this time....? I will get back to that one to

And of course the misterious Box, that adds to every theory while makes them even more confusing, but before I get to the theories I qanted to point out some of his behaivers that I found unusual:

He didn't flirt with Sara?? The two epsisodes she's been in so far he called her "my moon and stars" or called her the most beautiful guest he had.

In addition, the B- ball bit...?? they never did anything for B boys only for C dogs... which might not be much but if I'm already suspicious of him not being the real professor, I'm gonna criticise all his moves.

At first I didn't realize this but I saw people point it out, his weird obsession with meat, we could say it's because the episode was meat centric... but this moment in particular was creepy

There is something on the PH set, a ghost? maybe the energy if something is disturbing the environment??

Ryan asks a fair question, I mean the last thing he knows is that the professor got eaten (Ryan doesn't know the professor potential got reborn from a dino egg)

R:"You know a lot about ghosts. Are you a ghost?"

P: "what kind of question is that? come one"

P:" I mean I went through some stuff"

The proff ignores the question and doesn't answers, but we can conclude he went through stuff (maybe through a dino??)

Something shocking happens... RYAN WON?! But this win feels weird, Ryan didn't get a cup, the professor said he is out of it which is unusual because the Devil said to Ryan the professor buys them in batches.... instead he got... a Puppet Cream (I do not wanna know what part of the professor this is if jelly beans is his poop....) It was pointed out to me, that he is very insistent that Ryan puts on the lotion

p:"Make sure you use that a lot.You gotta moisturizer that skin of yours"

and the design on the lotion brings up questions

this design of the professor looks weird, his smile is weirdly mischievous, unlike any cartoonis version of him on any merch, and the weirdest THE EYES, WHY IS HIS EYES BLUE WITH WHITE PUPILS?! THE PROFESSOR HAS BROWN EYES?!

Now lets look at the end scene with final-girl Ryan, he is trying to bid on the Genies's lap (we know it's the same because in the item description it says it was sold by the devil and a three-headed demon, and it's surounded by jelly beans) this raises so many questions

Why would they sell the lamp? why does Ryan need it? We can see from his open tabs he was looking at "puppet necromancy" was he trying to bring the professor back?

Another thing that confused me is Ryan using Burgess Montclief as his name when buying the lamp. It's the name he came up with in the epsidoe, so are the events that happen in the office after the ep, play out after his lesson with the professor? why does he want the lamp still if the professor is more or less "back" and if it's after the history class, what does that glowy eyed professor doing there?! If it happens before his class is the professor who's teachen Ryan that creepy one with the glowing eyes? why was he in the Watcher hq?Ryan pointed out watcher and the puppet theater are far away!

To add to my confusion, the article Ryan is reading says they found Prof's glasses and hat, but when he gell to the dino's mout only his satchel fell he was eaten with glasses and hat, but in the episode he had all three with him?!

Who is Connie.M why do they want the Genie lamp? (again? for how long has Ryan been chasing the lamp??)

Now to my theories

The Professor is a ghost: He doesn't want Ryan to touch him, maybe because he isn't physical? someone pointed out that ghosts mess up election items and gain energy from them so maybe he uses that box for energy to manifest himself in a way he looks more physical (FBO kinda thing)

He is a hologram, the same way I assume the box powers a ghost professor what if he is a hologram Professor, this can explain the weird glitching we see ,and amongst the articles Ryan is looking at there is one very suspicious about holograms... foreshadowing???

He might be part dinosaur or some kind of zombie; this would explain his hunger for meat and why he wants Ryan to be soft and moisturized, maybe he is planning on reveng?? but this doesn't explain what is going on with the box?!

He is possessed by a demon or a genie, which would explain his demonic voice, but not the box, UNLESS the box isn't there to power HIM but the box sucks out his energy to power someone else that's why at some point he powered down or feel asleep!

In conclusion I'M SO VERY CONFUSED I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS AND ONE THEORY DOESN'T EXPLAIN IT, maybe he is a part dinosaur ghost hungry for flesh and needs energy from the electric box?!

I know that this creepy thing

IS NOT MY PROFESSOR!!

Can't qait for next week and and having to analyse even more things !!

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #439

“all the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you better run, better run, outrun my gun”

Have you written a letter to a soldier? No. Ever been in a perfect relationship? I thought so. But no, those don't exist. The last song you listened to? "Broadcasting From Beyond" by Motionless In White. Have you ever wished you could hurt somebody as much as they hurt you? I... have, but I don't wish that at all anymore. Has a dentist ever screwed up on anything when working on you? No. Would you rather be a successful writer or artist? Artist. Who are you in love with? Nobody. Does someone’s view on homosexuality affect how you feel about them in any way? It sure as fuck does. How about someone’s view on religion? Nah. Well, usually. It depends on the beliefs themselves and to what extremity. What is something you wear that others might consider unfashionable? Flipflops, like... year-round, lmao. What kind of pill did you last take? It's called Lamictal, the catalyst for my primary mood stabilizer. Do you like wearing glasses? No. I'd wear contacts if I had the patience and non-shaky hands. What first comes to mind when thinking of 10th grade? Jason. -_- That's the year we started dating. What’s the scariest thing that’s happened to you? A traumatic breakup. Has an ambulance ever came to your house? Yes, for my mother. The person you’re thinking about - what are you thinking about them? Well, because you mentioned him, I'm thinking about Jason and just how I fucked shit up 'n stuff. How many different cars have you driven? Uhhhh I want to say two? But maybe just one? Was the last person you hung out with single? I guess that would be my mom, in which case yes. Have you ever attended a private school? My last college was a private school, yes. Have you ever been in an abusive relationship? No, and for that I am incredibly grateful. Have you ever cooked for anyone other than yourself? Yeah. I've made scrambled eggs for my family before as breakfast, and I did the same for Sara, too. Would you rather live in the city, the suburbs, or the rural area? Ugh, take me back to the middle of nowhere, please. :/ Do you know someone who is really ambidextrous? Sara! Are you adopted? No. Who was the last person that cried in your presence? Probably one of my nieces or nephew. Can you write your name in a foreign language? Uh, I think? In the German alphabet, "y" isn't actually a letter, and my name is Brittany, so I'm not entirely sure if it would be spelled that same way or not, but I think so. Who is the person you often go to for venting? My mom. Was the last person you kissed male or female? Female. Do you say “I love you” even when you don’t mean it? No. That shit can scar people (aka me) so goddamn deep when they don't mean it anymore. What’s the one thing you regret more than anything? Things I wrote to Jason in letters after the breakup. I would literally give a limb (no, I'm not exaggerating) to take it back. There are times I actually do wonder if we would've gotten back together if I wasn't just... a bitter and ridiculously hurt fuck that took it all out on him. Do you like vanilla? Yes. Do you own a bean bag chair? No. I actually do want one for my extra room/"office," though, to read on. Have you kissed any friends on your Facebook? Yeah. Do you get snow where you live? Occasionally, but it's very rarely a lot. What’s your favorite flavor of Doritos? Cool Ranch. Do you ever worry about what the world will be like when you have kids? Good thing I ain't havin' 'em. Have you ever seen a hippo in person? Yes. Do you like the band A Skylit Drive? I've actually only heard their "Love The Way You Lie" cover, which I do like. Have you ever been to any professional sports games? Yeah, with my dad. What’s the most boring sport to watch? Golf. But I don't particularly enjoy any. Do you like lip rings on the opposite sex? MHMMMMMMMMMMMMM. If you suddenly went deaf, what would be your most missed sound? Music. Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler? If I actually wanted a dog, a Rottweiler. Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? Emotional, for sure. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? Zoo. Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? I know damn well I'd say yes to Jason in a heartbeat. Literally before even getting to know the current him. That's how emotionally attached I am to him, even with the trauma. I'd get back together with Sara if/when we both are more stable emotionally and with clear direction, which is mostly on my end now. I also don't think I'd be ready until one of us is able to move for the other. Is there a certain quote you live by? No. Do you have any tattoos? I have some, but not nearly enough. :( Are you friends with the last person you kissed? She's my bestie! :') Green or purple grapes? I don't really have much of a preference, so long as they're crisp. What is your ringtone? Just something that came with the phone. If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you? Fuck no. What is something you wish you had more of? Adventure, for one. Have you ever trusted someone too much? JASON. HOLY FUCK. It was FACT to me that we would, could, never break up. It just... wasn't possible in my head. It was like breaking the laws of the world. When he told me he loved me and would never leave, I believed that shit as if it was God himself promising that. I've never and will never trust someone like that ever again, because it wasn't healthy in the slightest. Do you sleep with your window open? Noooo, that would freak me out. Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? Yeah; Tyler had snakebites. Did you go to high school with your current best friend? No; we live in different states. Whose was the last funeral you attended? Ummm I'm actually not sure. Do you avoid using public restrooms? Yes. Do you like eggnog? Nooooo. Who is the person you dislike the most? It's so fucking stupid... I know it is STILL the girl Jason dated after me. I don't even think they're together anymore, so why the fuck does it matter? I know NOTHING about this poor girl that just found someone she really liked and got dumped FOR THE SAME REASON AS ME. It shouldn't fucking matter, at all, but it still does in my head. Do you take part in paying the bills for your household? No, because I don't have an income. What is your favourite way to eat rice? As pork fried rice. What is the longest relationship you’ve ever been in? Over 3 1/2 years with Jason. Do you currently have any alarms set? No. How many cars can fit in your driveway? Barely even two. What was the first television show you were obsessed with? Pokemon. Do you eat chili when you get a hotdog, or do you like it plain? I don't like chili. Would you ever tell your mom about the things you’ve done sexually? Not EVERYTHING, no. I wouldn't tell her anything at all unless she asked. I don't like talking about that stuff. Have you ever been in a car wreck? Yes. Has anyone ever told you that they think you have ADHD? Yes, which was absolutely, utterly ridiculous. Has anyone ever called you a sociopath before? No. Has anyone ever taken your own clothes off you before? Yes. Is there someone you want to kiss right now? Probably always will. -_- Have you ever had a real tea party? Or been to one? Ha ha no, but my little sister used to love to have little ones with her Disney princesses plastic tea set. She would always ask Mom or me to have one with her. Have you been called a tease? Only playfully. Did you kiss the last person you really wanted to kiss? Yes. Would you ever go to a protest or be involved in a protest? So long as it was peaceful, yes. When playing rock, paper, scissors, which do you usually pick? Scissors. Have you ever tried to write a book? Yes, when I was younger. Have you ever been hit by a chunk of hail? No. Is it true that if you don’t love yourself, you can’t love another? Absofuckinglutely not. I'm proof of that. That idea is such bullshit. Do you share a bed with anyone? Just my cat. Who is one very unique celebrity/musician/whatever that you love? MARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. Could you handle babysitting two small children at once, such as two children under three years old? OH FUCK NO. Would you say that people consider you a major flirt? Definitely not. Do any of your friends have children? Yes. Would you rather cry in public or make someone else cry in public? I would FAR rather cry myself. I would feel so, so bad for making someone else cry, not even just in public. Would you rather re-live today forever or not live? Not live. Would you rather be just rich or rich and famous? Just rich. Who was the last person of the opposite sex to be in your bedroom? My nephew, I believe. He and Aubree wanted to see the snake. What’s your favourite kind of Cap’N Crunch? The "All Berries" one. What is your favourite Pepsi product? Mountain Dew. Is the computer you’re using yours? Yes. Do you get upset when a dog jumps on you? Not at all. I got used to that, and besides, it's cute to see them so excited. Is there a video or computer game that you can get lost in for hours? World of Warcraft, sometimes. I usually play it daily, but there are some days where I just am not interested in it. What do you like on your pizza? Meats and/or jalapenos. Do you get breadsticks with your pizza? Mom usually gets 'em, yeah. Did you ever have a waterbed? Yeah. Not one anyone slept on regularly, but just like, a plastic one or whatever the material was to sleep in if someone was staying over. What toy from your childhood do you miss? I wish I didn't get rid of my big crocodile toy that I was obsessed with. :'( He was like the main character in the world I made up for him and his family. Have you ever been to a rock concert? Yeah. \m/ What is your religion? None. Do you like listening to love songs? Meh, I have to be in the mood, plus it depends on the song. A lot of them trigger me. What is one meal that you like to eat while sick? I'm nervous to eat when I'm sick, so I mostly just have saltine crackers and ginger ale. Have you ever fed bread to ducks or geese? Yeah, when I was a kid and didn't know it was bad for them and the water. I never would now. The name of the last board game that you played? I think it was "Sorry!" with the kids. Has anyone ever commented on your weight? I mean, doctors, but not in a judgmental, belittling way. Just in a way that expressed concern for my health. Have you ever thought about joining the military? NOOOOOOOOOO. Have you ever felt like you were going out of your mind? Yes. And I don't mean that as an exaggeration; I believe I've literally qualified as insane at a point after the breakup. I was so fucking delusional and desperate and just going in circles. Are you ever jealous of happy couples? Meh, sometimes. Lately, who has spent the most time on your mind? Take a guess. .-. It's been pretty bad lately. Do you ever feel like someone would be disappointed to see your body or are you comfortable with your body enough where you don’t think that? I have a HORRIBLE body image. My body fucking disgusts me. I don't even like my mother seeing me get changed or anything like that. I don't want ANYBODY seeing me naked. What is your favorite flavor of Monster? I don't like any that I've ever had a sip of. Have you ever ran from the police? No. That never goes well. Do you have any trophies? Yeah. Do you like screamo music? No. What does your wallet look like? It's a checkered Harley Quinn one. Is there something nobody knows about you (and what)? Yes. Why would I share that if I don't want anyone to know? Does your family have a secret? No. Do you do anything to help the environment? We recycle. Mom also cuts up those plastic things that come with soda bottles packed together, as well as some other plastic wrappings. We are both disgusted by people who litter, so we avoid that. I also try to conserve water where I can, like by turning the sink off when I brush my teeth. There are other little things, but I wish I did even more. Do you like to take pictures of yourself? FUCK NO. It is so rare I do that nowadays. When/where are you most likely to sing? The car. Would you ever wish to explore a cave? OH MY GOD, PLEEEEEAAAAASE <3 What is the most illegal thing you’ve done? Pirated an expensive editing software, oops. :x Have you ever seen somebody get shot? LKJ;ALSDJFA;JWELKRJLW;Q NOOOOOOOOO.

[my-makeshift-masquerade]

The Lion King 2 Was Good: Change My Mind

SPOILERS AHEAD

Now, I know that no film is perfect. I’m saying that this sequel gets a lot of hate online, and I don’t understand why at all. Keep in mind that this movie was a direct to DVD release, meaning it had barely had a comparible budget to the original. It was made in 1998 and used traditional styles of animation. Considering these factors, it’s no wonder it cannot live up to the legendary masterpiece that it’s original film will be until the end of time. But I think the creators of this film did an amazing job, and I want to provide some reasons as to why.

The writing for this movie is often criticized as lazy and unoriginal. I think this complaint is more reflective of a genre difference than anything else. The Lion King was based on Hamlet, and the Lion King 2 was based on Romeo and Juliet. Both are Shakespearean tragedies, but the latter is far more focused on romance for obvious reasons. That means the overall pacing and writing for the second film is slightly different from its predecessor. For example, while the original had the intense Mufasa death scene earlier in the film, the death of Nuka in the second film was near the end. If viewers only wanted a remake of the Lion King script with different animation, they’d clearly be disappointed in this sequel.

The characters get criticized a lot, too. Kiara is often called a brat, but really she shares a similar arc with many other female characters from Disney. You know, the one where the girl disobeys her overprotective or controlling parent because she has a desire to be/achieve something more. The arcs that also occur in characters like Rapunzel, Merida, Ariel and Mulan. We don’t call any of these characters brats, do we? They did essentially the same exact thing as Kiara.

Timon and Pumbaa were there, and Rafiki too. They didn’t have as much of an impact as the central cast though, so let’s get to the rest of them.

Simba and Nala were hardly the same characters we saw in the first film, but there’s a good reason for it. Simba clearly has some issues from the beginning. He’s like a lion racist, on top of bejng extremely hypocritical and protective of his daughter. Clearly his traumatic experiences with Scar affected him very deeply. We even get a whole dream sequence about how he subconsciously sees Kovu as another Scar in the second film. Nala is more level headed as usual, but she still is understanding of what Simba is going through.

Kiara is the one who doesn’t hold back on criticizing her father for his prejudices. She even tells him straight up what he needs to accept: “You will NEVER BE MUFASA!”

Now, onto the Outlanders. Zira was an amazing character, and quite a revolutionary villain. She lived up to Scar’s evil legacy, and then some. She is so underrated and honestly I don’t get it. This is the mother gothel before mother gothel. “Mother Knows Best” and “My Lullaby” had the same manipulative energy and the only difference between these two villainous ladies is the details of their motivations.

Nuka... Oh Nuka. I want to give him a hug, because this poor boy needs it. Despite his obvious flaws in the eyes of his own mother, he was absolutely committed to his family, in a way that made his death scene so sad. His last words were: “I’m sorry mother. I tried.” He deserved to live and nobody can convince me otherwise!

Vitani, while being a minor character, is very well done. She is likable and her sibling dynamics with Nuka are fun to watch. She even has an arc as at the end of the film, she sides with Kovu and Kiara rather than her mother.

Now for the furry maker himself. Kovu is such a likable character, even without all the charm the animators and voice actor gave him. He clearly has a big heart and the relationship he has with Kiara feels very genuine and mutual between them both. They listen to eachother and work together perfectly. I don’t see why so many people think the relationship is forced...

The animation did leave a lot to be desired, but the music sure didn’t. The songs in this film do what they’re meant to do, and sound amazing.

In my opinion, I think the Lion Guard is comparable to a fanfiction. I’m sure it’s not that bad of a show, don’t get me wrong. I say this simply because of the way it shoved itself into the Lion King 2 canon, and added a bunch of lore that had never been established prior. It feels like it has to be an alternate universe if anything. With all the magic and marks and other friend animals, some that Simba even asks Timon for specifically when he’s hungry in the first movie. Not kidding, he asks for hippo meat. It just pushed itself into the story line and didn’t bother trying to keep the originality of the lore in place. But this is Disney we’re talking about.

It also bugs me that they felt the need to add Kion rather than using the already free spirited cub Kiara as the protagonist. Seriously. They changed her entire character to make this new cub seem different. Kiara says bluntly as a cub that she didn’t want to be queen in the second film, then in the Lion Guard, she is all stuck up about being the queen and brags about it? Makes zero sense. For those who say she learned to take on the responsibility, bullshit. She didn’t even accept her royal responsibilities as a young adult in the second film. Alternate universes have to be at play here. A character can’t have their personality go 180 that fast. That’s just bad writing.

Well, that’s my post defending the Lion King 2, because nobody else seems to want to talk about the positive sides of this film. Feel free to give your opinions, but there’s no guarantee I will immediately respond.

[hgfstreamchats]

Cats Don’t Dance

highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:16 PM Sound, picture, all good? TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:16 PM I see a child kick thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:17 PM It is... a child :thinking: Video and audio are both fine! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:18 PM Excellent! Onto this awful nonsense! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:19 PM Hooray! Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:19 PM You chose this awful nonsense. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:19 PM You know how we love nonsense

TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:20 PM Twas nice stopping by Imma dip thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:23 PM Wait... waaaaaiiiiiiiit a minute... this setup... Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:23 PM Hm? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:23 PM This had better not be a human/cat romance Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:24 PM It does seem odd that they have human and animal characters in the same movie.

highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:24 PM I hate how they draw humans. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:26 PM Again, I question who is making you choose these movies you hate for viewing purposes. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:26 PM concerns intensify Mimic — Yesterday at 10:26 PM hello! oh! THIS movie! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:26 PM Leave the penguin alone, you have the stench of three days on the bus. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:27 PM not to mention the more revolting stench of optimism highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:27 PM He never stops inserting himself into others' business. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:27 PM That had better just be unfortunate phrasing, Knock Out. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:28 PM This one's been a popular request for ages because people enjoy it. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:28 PM Aah, I see. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:28 PM I suspect I would if it starred a different protagonist. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:28 PM arguably, the correct protagonist would be this cat in the skirt highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:28 PM Exactly! Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:29 PM But she is not singing the obnoxious song. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:29 PM And bouncing around like she's owed something. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:29 PM damn ??? profit Mimic — Yesterday at 10:30 PM "That's how Hollywood works, sure." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:31 PM Wuh oh. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:31 PM Are they going to explain why there are anthropomorphic animals? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:31 PM They are not. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:32 PM "Welcome to Hollywood!  You just signed away your soul!" highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:32 PM She's the only character who emotes like a real being. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:32 PM Hippo.  Please stop. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:33 PM She should maul him. He deserves it. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:33 PM He does. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:33 PM This is the second time he's injured her. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:34 PM give in to the hate, Sawyer thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:34 PM plucking scene EVERYONE would mind Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:36 PM And then he is fired, and blacklisted forever. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:36 PM To the delight of all. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:37 PM ...this musical is actually worse than that other Ark-based musical we watched oh my god Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:38 PM Cut. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:38 PM there actually was a classic hollywood ark picture so callous about the filming it forced reforms. mind you it uh... actually drowned people while filming it. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:38 PM ohhhh dear highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:38 PM Well, that just cost everyone millions of dollars. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:38 PM Ah, old movies and their killing of their casts. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:39 PM the OG snuff films. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:39 PM I feel like I've seen her on Animaniacs Mimic — Yesterday at 10:39 PM might be thinking of her direct polar opposite Elmyra. no wait, I'm thinking of Tiny Toons. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:41 PM damn. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:41 PM that cat was traumatized Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:42 PM He does keep harming others with his self centered attitude and clumsiness. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM "Listen, buddy, I know this is literally your first time acting, but that is incredibly unprofessional" highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:43 PM "It's the 1920s, do you realize how expensive that shot was?" Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:43 PM why is the lady cat's design so different from the other Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:44 PM You know why. She is meant to be 'sexy'. Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:44 PM because she has very tiny hands? tiny baby hands? Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:44 PM Yes. Tiny hands and feet, and exaggerated curves. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:45 PM Shoved off with the obnoxious main character. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:45 PM I mean unless Danny's paws are Like That because he's part some other species and everyone's trying not to call attention to it Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:45 PM Turns out cats do not dance, because he is not actually a cat. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:45 PM "You did a good thing, wasting everyone's time and money!" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:46 PM Shouldn't an elephant's house, ah... be built to withstand his weight? Mimic — Yesterday at 10:46 PM reach for the stars, so that we might have a good time mocking you roundly for the effort highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:47 PM Reach for the stars, miss, and drag everyone down along with you. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:48 PM Why is this somehow about class stratification? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:48 PM Well. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:48 PM because animals are classic parables for talking about horrible historical racism Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:48 PM It seems a bit racist, to compare minorities to animals. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:49 PM I don't blame them for being amused at whatshisname ruining the shot.  I mean, they still get paid, and it's not their movie highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:49 PM Even likable ones, which our main character is not. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:50 PM I'm not totally sure how the elephant is... doing that. I mean, he doesn't have fingers Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:50 PM much like most cartoons, we really should not question it Mimic — Yesterday at 10:51 PM it's like when you get characters with hooves doing shit that is not possible without at least two fingers Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:51 PM If we do not question it, than the poor character choices win. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:52 PM I'm not sure elephants even have ANY articulation in their feet Mimic — Yesterday at 10:52 PM I mean... maybe some? like they can use it to feel their terrain out and adjust balance. but it's not like actual mini-limbs highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:53 PM Oh, such symbolism! Show her the way, Danny, because she's incapable of helping herself. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:53 PM ngl, I can’t help but think this is a movie better watched than listened to, the animation is so fluid thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:53 PM awwww, no, she's going to be blamed isn't hse highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:53 PM A very solid point. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:54 PM tbh you could probably talk people into giving this a silent movie treatment and rescoring it with a custom soundtrack thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:54 PM oh dear Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:54 PM that is the worst outfit ever highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:54 PM Cut out the dialogue and cut out Danny. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:54 PM f Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:54 PM oh please don’t kiss— yes, good aaahhh that just felt wrong Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:56 PM Is she going to have him murdered? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:56 PM Unicron, I hope so. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:56 PM SHE IS SHOWING YOU WHO SHE IS. BELIEVE HER Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:56 PM the color thing is interesting, though, i haven’t seen a whole movie that does it to that level, mostly just, like, shorts highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:57 PM It's an excellent movie if you just subtract Danny. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:57 PM He is incredibly dense. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:57 PM yeah it's sort of a semi-Pleasantville treatment thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:57 PM hooo boy Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:57 PM he does....bother me, yes his voice is a little familiar? who else did his actor do Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:58 PM how old is this child thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:58 PM seen them--yeah I was just thinking that Is she one of those child vampires? Mimic — Yesterday at 10:58 PM wh--Danny is voiced by SCOTT BAKULA?? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:58 PM He is! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:58 PM She's 50 years old and jaded Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:58 PM i do know the actress is actually a child— she’s just Genuinely Terrifying apparently highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:59 PM I'm impressed with the child doing her voice. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:59 PM Where did they all COME from Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:59 PM very uhhhhhhh subspace Mimic — Yesterday at 11:01 PM please note she seems to be lumping them together for vengeance because they... showed up together for her movie, so she blames Sawyer too Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:01 PM Nice of Danny to drag her down with him thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:01 PM right? And maybe because she saw them dancing together highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:02 PM I was just about to say, this is hardly fair to Sawyer. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:03 PM f Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:03 PM Her face reminds me of... I think, the captain from Treasure Planet? Mimic — Yesterday at 11:03 PM Sawyer looks... so done and yeah, the captain with the great lines highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:04 PM I despise the overanimated humans and the director in particular. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:04 PM It's definitely a strange stylistic choice. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:05 PM ...Hey, this is riffing on Shirley Temple, isn't it Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:05 PM that kid is toast. the penguin i mean and yes, probably? Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:06 PM She is not wrong. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:07 PM is this the time, though thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:07 PM That sure is how water works "are ya stupid, kid" Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:09 PM Yes. Yes, he is stupid. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:10 PM You Tried™ highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:10 PM There Was An Attempt™. Why is she not the protagonist? Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:11 PM who knoooows Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:11 PM She even has the protagonist ability to not look like a drowned rat during a sad solo in the rain Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:11 PM She'd have too much sense to make the bad decisions Danny did to move the plot forward. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:12 PM right?? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Ok yeah, pretty sure you hit it on the nose there highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:12 PM This song is superior to anything that's come out of Danny's idiot mouth so far. "How wrong I was for not taking his stupid, selfish antics seriously!" Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:14 PM "youve gotta believe in a GUYS DREAM" Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:15 PM Side question, do you think the overanimated, overstylized humans are to make them seem unnatural and unrelatable compared to the animal protagonists? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:15 PM Well, it's working! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:15 PM "You've got to believe in HIS DREAM, and have HIS KITTENS, and settle down to a life of combing HIS BACK HAIR." Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:15 PM Disappointing. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:15 PM Let her be the protagonist highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:16 PM That would have been clever, except that the animals dip into it on occasion. Danny does it constantly. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:16 PM good point >:/ Mimic — Yesterday at 11:16 PM "If I could charge you extra for bein' cryptic, I sure would" Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:17 PM Stop filling that penguin's head with your nonsense, Danny. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:17 PM "But whaddo I know? I'm fat and disgustin' for some reason!" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:17 PM So did they re-cast all the animals, or are they just doing it without them, or Mimic — Yesterday at 11:17 PM "Wait this would not happen on any earthly level--oh. oh this is for scheming purposes. yessss." highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:18 PM They cast humans in animal makeup and I'm just going to stop right there. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:19 PM AH YES BECAuse eating food is BAAAD Mimic — Yesterday at 11:19 PM oh, I'm presuming they terrified Danny into doing a right take on day 1 and that's all they needed for the movie highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:19 PM This movie is inexplicably against food. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:19 PM ........ Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:20 PM Huh... the moment with the raincloud dialogue mirroring the threatening henchman was kinda nice thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:20 PM So he's like... a gorilla or something right? Mimic — Yesterday at 11:21 PM yup Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:21 PM ostensibly highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:21 PM Every now and then, they'll make a very impressive artistic choice and it becomes all the more frustrating that this isn't a better movie. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:21 PM exactlyyyyyy ugh i like it and i’m mad about it Mimic — Yesterday at 11:22 PM they have good ideas Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:22 PM OKAY THAT WAS SCARY Mimic — Yesterday at 11:22 PM it's just wrapped in a sort of terrible paella of trying to be kid-friendly? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:23 PM that was a short movie Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:23 PM and you, penguin boy? are not? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:23 PM show them your meow Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:23 PM skdjfhdf isn’t it set in a time when movies were shorter? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:24 PM Danny's little stunt destroyed their budget. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:24 PM "lover of children and animals" That's a weird way to put it, about a 5-10 year old Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:25 PM I do not think she is actually a child. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:25 PM yeah i suspect she's like dollface from Batman Mimic — Yesterday at 11:26 PM you mean babydoll? Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:26 PM Or one of those child vampires, as was suggested earlier. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:26 PM yeah babydoll highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:26 PM How nice of the species-ist audience, waiting for him to rally everyone. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:26 PM ikr Mimic — Yesterday at 11:26 PM babydoll fucked me up as a child. legitimately fucking heartbreaking. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:27 PM twitch highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:27 PM The overstylized Danny, ugh. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:28 PM DID SHE TURN INTO A TABLE thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:28 PM Maybe Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:28 PM yeah why did they have that switch Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:29 PM of course that was a hit Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:29 PM This is a film theater, why did they have any switches? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:30 PM why do we even have that lever Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:30 PM yes thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:30 PM f Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:30 PM rip Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:30 PM And just like that, the audience wasn't species-ist, anymore. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:30 PM ...f highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:30 PM "Another girl. You stay away from me." Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:31 PM i wish Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:31 PM yes, one actor was clearly the only problem highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:31 PM So remember, kids, all you need to overcome horrific raci SPECIES-ism is a song in your heart and a very modest amount of gumption! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:31 PM don’t forget the incredible amount of dumb luck thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:32 PM And someone who apparently doesn't get how the special effects work! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:32 PM And the willingness of others to overlook your idiotic, obnoxious, incompetent, self-centered shenanigans. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:32 PM and, if you put powerful people on the spot, you will completely fuck them over with no chance for them screwing you over~! Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:33 PM In no way will they leverage their money and resources against you. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:33 PM in that point’s defense, she is a literal child who had previously always had time to plan. i don’t think that moment was unreasonable. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:33 PM Works every time! Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:35 PM Your suggested videos list is concerning me. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:35 PM ah let's watch a man break a game Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:36 PM i don’t mean to be a bother but this is a little loud maybe Thank you! :blush: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:36 PM It's concerning to me, I have no idea why they're recommending these things. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:36 PM It vaporized that woman. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:36 PM in theory thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:37 PM Yes.  Strange. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:38 PM 39,000??? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:38 PM My god Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:38 PM is that the coliseum Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:38 PM yes Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:38 PM ...did i spell that right thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:38 PM "please describe what you were doing when it crashed" Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:39 PM “no.” thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:39 PM I love it. Ha! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:41 PM EEEEAGH thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:41 PM Dear god Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:41 PM NOOOO NOPE Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:41 PM oh boy Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:42 PM i dont like thaaaaaaaat thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:42 PM Jesus "oh, it's just an atm" Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:45 PM The giant Cube. Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:45 PM what is this was the allspark highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:45 PM Yes. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:46 PM The Allspark would have been more fun if it were full of torment and screaming. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:46 PM it would explain why so many are reluctant to die highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:49 PM Let's see, any suggestions? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:50 PM Hmmmmm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh6sD66a8cY YouTube Call Me Kevin Among Us but I am a horrible doctor

Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:50 PM my youtube history is more “vaguely interesting” than “funny” but i can look to see if i have anything there i’d reccommend, if need be thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:52 PM Marinating. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:52 PM oh wait no i do have something funny thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:53 PM Ha! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:53 PM ....if you don’t dislike penis jokes https://youtu.be/5DH9IZ01Qqg YouTube zefrank1 True Facts: Bobbit Worm and Polychaete Pals Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:53 PM the only thing i have is about an hour long Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:53 PM there’s actual science in there, i swear

highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:53 PM Not in the slightest. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:53 PM >:D Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:53 PM https://youtu.be/z6KQtbtKtNs YouTube TeamFourStar My Hero Academia Season 1 In 5 Minutes

Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:54 PM i love this guy’s whole channel, he has so much actual education presented in the most immature way possible Mimic — Yesterday at 11:55 PM saaame thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:56 PM Ehhehehe Right on the camera Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:58 PM rEd Hopolites — Yesterday at 11:58 PM delicately sets this in here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Shmi76Pax8 YouTube Norwich Games Festival Stuart Ashens - Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of

Sharpwing — Today at 12:03 AM >:D Mimic — Today at 12:03 AM now, for a delightful sojourn into cursed nature facts Hopolites — Today at 12:03 AM fun Sharpwing — Today at 12:04 AM but what do they do before they’ve built the tube thenightetc2 — Today at 12:05 AM ... Sharpwing — Today at 12:05 AM no yeah that’s a real animal Hopolites — Today at 12:05 AM immature giggles SINGLE PANT LEG Sharpwing — Today at 12:06 AM “it’s like a toilet flush!” Hopolites — Today at 12:06 AM This is Soundwave highglossfinish — Today at 12:06 AM It is. It really is. Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:06 AM .... Elaborate? Sharpwing — Today at 12:06 AM he never does really talk about the acorn worm... resisting the urge to google. yes, i too would appreciate elaboration assuming Soundwave would not make me Disappear if I knew. these jaws though HOLOGRAPHIC WORM he’s so genuinely happy for the octopus, it’s adorable Hopolites — Today at 12:10 AM YOU DIE Sharpwing — Today at 12:10 AM what a hangover “it’s muffled” Hopolites — Today at 12:11 AM this is wild Sharpwing — Today at 12:11 AM (���◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ sea worms Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:11 AM Organics are so weird. Sharpwing — Today at 12:12 AM tubes with bits attached Hopolites — Today at 12:12 AM to be fair the ocean is filled with mild nightmares Sharpwing — Today at 12:12 AM true thenightetc2 — Today at 12:13 AM f Mimic — Today at 12:14 AM I did laugh quite hard in the manga when a chapter just ended with "NOW EAT MY HAIR" thenightetc2 — Today at 12:16 AM PFF Hopolites — Today at 12:17 AM WHEEEEE] thenightetc2 — Today at 12:17 AM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNzkaBi_EHE YouTube combustible-lemons you reposted in the wrong hero academia

Hopolites — Today at 12:17 AM THE NOISES Sharpwing — Today at 12:17 AM this is Terrible Hopolites — Today at 12:17 AM NYEH Sharpwing — Today at 12:17 AM and yet thenightetc2 — Today at 12:17 AM As long as we're meming Sharpwing — Today at 12:17 AM mesmerizing Mimic — Today at 12:19 AM I still can't believe the fact that MHA got a way with a character just being... Zuko from ATLA. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:19 AM Right? Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:19 AM It has become a common trope these days. Sharpwing — Today at 12:19 AM “but it’s weird that it happened twice” thenightetc2 — Today at 12:20 AM "less thrilled to read it" Ha! Wait if he's at sea how is he getting letters Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:22 AM Ha! thenightetc2 — Today at 12:22 AM OH MY Mary. Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:23 AM Obviously. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:23 AM ... Mimic — Today at 12:23 AM EVERY LETTER, WORSE THAN THE LAST thenightetc2 — Today at 12:24 AM Oh my god Oh dear Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:25 AM At least she sent him something to help with the hard times. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:26 AM Not a fan of that! Sharpwing — Today at 12:27 AM i literally just noticed the clock highglossfinish — Today at 12:28 AM The contestants are all Smokescreen. Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:28 AM Ha! thenightetc2 — Today at 12:29 AM Rude. Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:29 AM Yes. Hopolites — Today at 12:29 AM yeah Sharpwing — Today at 12:30 AM I would say You Tried™ again, but I’m not sure it’s applicable. highglossfinish — Today at 12:30 AM And that's all I've got! Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:30 AM I am not certain jam would lead to a 'good night'. Hopolites — Today at 12:30 AM what's lower than trying Sharpwing — Today at 12:30 AM Thanks!:blush::two_hearts: It was great to be here! Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:30 AM Thank you for the entertainment, Knock Out. highglossfinish — Today at 12:30 AM It was marvelous having you! thenightetc2 — Today at 12:31 AM Thank you for hosting! Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:31 AM It was certainly a time. Mimic — Today at 12:31 AM great being here, as always~ Hopolites — Today at 12:31 AM twas fun! highglossfinish — Today at 12:31 AM Good night, everyone! Mimic — Today at 12:31 AM good night, all~ thenightetc2 — Today at 12:31 AM Goodnight! Sharpwing — Today at 12:31 AM Goodnight!♡ Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:31 AM Good Night

[theliterarywolf]

Open up your eyes..!

See the world from where I stand!

Be among the mighty

Encaged at my command..!

I actively stopped watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic at the end of the third season. I felt that the climax of granting 'Alicorn/Princess status' to a character who carelessly made a mistake and harmed all of her friends but managed to haphazardly fix it through a single song was more than a little off-putting and the introduction of the Equestria Girls IP was another splinter in my finger.

I've watched a few episodes of latter seasons here and there, but I never gained back the original passion I had for the show. However, I did always make the promise to myself that if there was an actual theatrical release based on Friendship is Magic (not any vapid EqG nonsense, actual Friendship is Magic ponies) that I would go see it.

Earlier this year, Hasbro announced that we would be getting just that and, even though at first I was skeptical, I eventually did see something that made me remember my promise.

This pony design right here.

So, now that the Mane Six have their big-screen debut in this film, is it an dynamic finish? Or will it leave you hating pastel colors and butt-tattoos like the more cynical internet audience has been saying? Let's read on. There will also be spoilers in this write-up, so if you want to go into the movie raw or are in a country that won't be getting the film until later, I would suggest holding off.

First and foremost, whoever decided to start the movie off with that Hana Zuki: Full of Treasures short needs to be punched in the God damn throat. Mein Gott, that was annoying. And I was excited for that show, too, but if the quality of the short (aside from admittedly good animation) is anything to go by, I'm definitely reconsidering.

Onward to the main movie, after a twilight sparkle shimmers the movie title into existence, we get a squad of pegasi flying through the air above Canterlot (CANTERLOT, not PONYVILLE like a lot of reviews I've seen say) to a rendition of We Got the Beat rewritten for an equine-set.

Which is odd, considering the fate of the last pop song to be rewritten for Ponies.

Anyway, after a few ponies talk up the calm nature and organization skills of their residing Princess of Friendship, the camera pans over to Twilight Sparkle freaking about organizing a Festival. She seeks out assistance from the four other reigning Princesses of Equestria: Celestia of the Sun, Luna of the Moon, and Cadence of...

The Aurora Borealis?

Yes, um, call me still confused because, I know that Cadence resides in the Crystal Empire which is in the north, but in her introductory special (A Canterlot Wedding), she was pretty much built up as the Princess of Love: a good counterbalance to Twilight being Princess of Friendship (since both are differing types of Love, according to the Grecian scale).

That also leads into one of the few qualms I had with the film. Twilight goes into a mathematic spiel about how she wants the Princesses who control the ELEMENTS OF NATURE to readjust the skies to get better lighting... for a concert.

To do a brief aside, one of the compliments I would often see given to the first Equestria Girls movie was that 'oh, it gave us a refresh and Twilight had to start from scratch'. Twilight in that movie was asinine.

MLP: The Movie does a character refresh in a much better, believable way. We see Twilight nervous and going back to old behaviors, because she is taking on new pressures that stand with her royal status: not just because she's going to high school.

So after that plan goes bust, she goes to check on her friends who insist that everything will be fine...

And then shit hits the fan with the arrival of our antagonists du jour: the forces of the Storm King.

And, I'm just going to say it now: you could have taken out the actual Storm King entirely, just left it that Tempest controlled this dark army and all of its influences, and you would not have had a worse movie for it.

Aside from some Ham, the Storm King really adds nothing to the film other than the 'this is the villain you can actually hate, Tempest and the other Storm Forces are just traumatized and misunderstood'.

Aside from the little Honey Badger shit played by Michael Pena. He's... He's Olaf from Frozen, he's literally just Olaf from Frozen without a song.

So Tempest, our dark pony with a broken horn, stakes her claim on Canterlot by encasing Celestia, Luna, and Cadence in stone (a series staple at this point, I guess; you could have just put them into eternal slumber or something) while Twilight and the Mane Six are able to escape thanks to the sacrifice of a certain muffin-loving pegasus.

They then figure that they have to go South to find the Queen of the Hippos (misunderstandings are great...) and after an admittedly amusing desert sequence (heatstroke!Rarity is best Rarity), they end up in a town of frankly unflattering fish and lizard people who nearly rob and sell them before a smooth-talking cat comes up and saves them...

Only to try and sell them himself to absolve a debt.

And after Rarity fixed his sleeves too, the asshole!

So Tempest tracks them down and they have to flee onto an airship because, remember, Equestria is a Steampunk society in all but name. They are soon found by the avian employees of the airship who are former pirates who have had their freedom clipped by the Storm King. After a rousing song number from Rainbow Dash (I say rousing but,.. we'll get to the songs later) the avians regain their pirate-blood and aim to celebrate...

UNTIL RAINBOW RUINS EVERYTHING WITH A GOD-DAMNED SONIC RAINBOOM.

I'm a bit harsh here, and I know the movie needed more conflict (things can't be too easy) but you have poor Twilight pleading 'No! NO RAINBOOM!' and Rainbow does it anyway.

So Tempest, of course, finds them (still with MC Scatcat in tow because, why not?) and even though Twilight manages to get the Mane Six out of the ship, Tempest destroys the ship and leaves everyone on it, and MC Scatcat (I know he has a name, it doesn't matter) for dead.

After climbing up a mountain that causes Rarity to have a breakdown, they make their way to the kingdom that they needed to find just to find it empty. However, after more hijinks, they find their way underwater to find the

MOTHERFUCKING SEAPONIES, AT LAST!!

Which is weird, because they were supposed to be looking for Hippogryphs: hybrids made from the love between horses and gryphins.

They... don't say that in the movie, that's the actual Grecian origin story of Hippogryphs.

Well, heh heh heh... Heh heh heh. HEH HEH HEH!!

Little bit of rant-time here: I have been WAITING for MOTHERFUCKING SEAPONIES to show up in the G4 setting for YEARS but, aside from a single picture in a coloring book somewhere, I never got it. So, I went into this movie thinking: MOTHERFUCKING SEAPONIES, YAASS!

But, no! It turns out that the MOTHERFUCKING SEAPONIES are actually the Hippogryphs in disguise a la Legend of Zelda: The Windwaker.

MEGAN! YOU TEASE!!

The Hippogryph designs are nice though, I'll give them that.

But, walking back a bit, this is the part of the movie where Twilight Sparkle goes off the deep-end into 'Bitch, what are you doing – STOP!' territory.

At this point, Twilight is understandably desperate to find a way to save Equestria. This is fine. But the Queen of the Hippogryphs (who sounds way too much like Whoopi Goldberg, even though I know who actually voices her) doesn't want to risk the Storm King getting access to the magic she's been hiding all of these decades. This is fine.

AND THEN TWILIGHT SPARKLE RUINS EVERYTHING! WHICH IS NOT FINE!!

She tricks the other Mane Six into cheering up the Princess of the Hippogryphs while she, the Princess of GOD-DAMN FRIENDSHIP, tries to steal the source of magic keeping the Hippogryphs ALIVE.

And, yeah, you could write it off as just: 'Oh, it's the powerful magic that the Queen wants to protect from the Storm King'. But, no! If you think about it, this magic is the only thing keeping the Hippogryphs alive down there because they have to go up for food! They need magic! They have to transform again to live underwater after hunting! They need magic!

TWILIGHT SPARKLE WAS ABOUT TO KILL THESE FUCKERS!

So, it's no wonder that once they're kicked out of the Queen's stronghold, Twilight's friends tear her a new one.

AND THEN TWILIGHT SPARKLE RUINS EVERYTHING! AGAIN! BY BLOWING UP AT PINKIE IN A SCENE THAT COULD HAVE ONLY BEEN MADE WORSE IF SHE HAD YELLED AT FLUTTERSHY!

So they split up and Twilight has her own breakdown which results in Tempest capturing her and hauling ass back to Equestria.

While on the trip back, Twilight tries to pull the 'why are you doing this to me? You're a girl/a pony/my race, just like me' card. To which Tempest responds with what is, essentially, the only 100% good song in the movie. SIA's Rainbow is fine, but Open Up Your Eyes is where most of the effort went to: just like This Day Aria in A Canterlot Wedding.

Actually, let me take this moment to talk about the songs.

They're... eh. Aside from the Off to See the World, Rainbow, and Open Your Eyes, I think Ingram has hit his plateau with this franchise.

Seriously, though, I need covers of Open Up Your Eyes stat.

Anyway, Tempest brings Twilight to the Storm King who proceeds to siphon away the magic of the four Princesses and proceeds to wreck shit up.

But, just when things seem their worst, the rest of the Mane Six, the Pirates, MC Scatcat, and the Hippogryph Princess come to fight. The Storm King whips up a storm to stop them and Tempest pleads with him to uphold his end of the bargain: her services in exchange for the restoration of her horn.

In a twist that I predicted and everyone could see coming, the Storm King basically says 'Fuck that, Fuck you, me have staff now!'

The storm soon spins out of control and the Storm King loses the staff. Both he and Twilight go into the storm to get it but Twilight is the one who comes out victorious. After a tearful reunion amongst the Mane Six, the Storm King attempts to turn them all into stone but Tempest sacrifices herself and takes the hit while transferring some of the curse into the Storm King. They save statue!Tempest but let the Storm King fall and shatter upon the ground because, quite frankly, fuck male villains in the MLP universe. Unless your name is 'Discord', your ass is apparently grass.

Everything is restored to normal and SIA finally gets to perform. Tempest reflects back upon her life and proceeds to try and turn over a new leaf.

The End. At least, I think so. I'm not sure if there was a post-credits scene because I only stayed through half of the credits.

Now, the question remains: is the movie good?

Quite frankly, for all of my jokes and screaming? Yes. Quite so! Again, the majority of the songs weren't breath-taking aside from the ones I mentioned, but the animation is amazing. I really enjoyed the character designs for all of the new additions, aside from that Honey-Badger piece of shit.

The cons, though: The Storm King really could have been taken out with no consequence. Hell, it would have made Tempest's eventual eye-opening moment (ha) stronger. The other songs were just filler. FUCK THAT HANA ZUKI SHORT IN THE BEGINNING, MY GOD. And the other Princesses don't get much clarification as to why they're important in the beginning. I mean, I know but that's because I watched the show. But the uninitiated aren't going to because the movie just says 'Sun Princess, Moon Princess, Aurora Princess; done. Oh, and this one represents Friendship.' They could have at least started the movie off with a subtle introduction of each Princess in the form of: Luna flying in from checking on the dreams of every one while setting the moon, then have Celestia raise the sun, and then have Cadence arrive via a train that holds the colors of the Aurora Borealis.

Hell, that last one could have even been a toy, Hasbro!

Though... That brings one last thing I want to talk about. What the two main antagonists represent. Quite frankly, I'm impressed that Hasbro okayed a film where they themselves are the main villain. Think about it: the Storm King constantly talks about trademarking this, and selling that, and he has a pessimistic view of anything outside of the marketing standpoint of his endeavors. Hell, he even calls the state of Canterlot 'too cute' when he shows up. Probably because he wants to sell crappier versions to the masses and he doesn't want anyone complaining 'this isn't accurate to what's on the screen'!

And then Tempest herself. She represents Adult Cynicism at first. A lot of us in the older set do get to that point where we are just done with people: done with the drama, done with the betrayal, done with the abuse. And there are often those people who come around saying 'everyone needs friends~ Come on, your life will be better with friends~ Only losers don't hang out with friends~' When it isn't that freaking black and white.

Some people are introverted. Some people have been that brutally abused or betrayed by friends that they don't want anyone near them. Or, hell, some people know that they themselves don't do good with friends so they cut themselves off. In that vein, Adult Cynicism isn't the worst thing. Tempest represents the extreme of it, though: the 'the world was cruel to me now fuck everyone else!'

I like how the movie ended with Tempest doing a small amount of socializing but it wasn't an instant 'I guess I have to start going to Twilight Sparkle's Church of Friendship' like Sunset Shimmer or Starlight Glimmer. It was nice and it was subdued. Like an adult's approach to friendship and socializing.

At the end of the day, I give My Little Pony: The Movie (2017) an 8/10. If you can’t see it now due to release schedules or money, it isn’t the end of the world but it is a good watch. 

And all of the ‘critical reviews’ going on about it being ‘THE WORST FILM EVER’ are being UNGODLY Extra.

[iaaaaaaanp]

Where are you during the Resurrection of Jesus?

Holy Week is over. We are now in the Easter season. And only few of us celebrate this season. We just greet one another a “Happy Easter” during Easter Sunday. But after that day, we do not realize anymore that it is still the Easter season. There is the Easter octave, eight days of singing the Gloria in the Church, a solemnity in the Church. And this season is observed by the Church for 50 days. But why it seems so ordinary for many of us? It is as if that after Holy Week, we immediately return to the Ordinary Time, and yes, we return again to our ordinary life, the same old life.

It is Easter season. It is Easter octave. But why only few of us recognize this kind of season? Because in reality, many among us cannot move with Jesus towards the Easter, towards His resurrection. Mas gusto natin ang Holy Week kaysa sa Easter. Mas gusto natin ang Good Friday kaysa sa Easter. Mas gusto natin ang Pasko ng kapanganakan kaysa sa Pasko ng Muling Pagkabuhay. Perhaps, we do not notice, Easter is so controversial for us that we cannot enter it. Easter seems so impossible, especially when we apply it in our lives.

Easter season is the celebration that Jesus triumphs from death. He is the victor over death! He is risen! But the resurrection of Jesus has no drama like that of what happened during His passion and crucifixion. In His passion, there is the betrayer, there is Barabas who is chosen than Him, there is Pilate who washed His hands to appear innocent, there is Veronica who wipes the face of Jesus, there are the centurions, and of course there are the dramatic words of Jesus before dying. But the Resurrection happens without any character, without any drama, only Jesus who rises up from the tomb where He is laid down. The resurrection is not even a public event like that of the crucifixion where everybody is watching. The resurrection happened in the middle of the night, in the darkness of the world, in the depressing moments of the disciples of Jesus, in silence. That is why, only few people attend the Easter Vigil. Because the Easter Vigil is actually an image of that resurrection: How darkness covers the Church and only one light is seen, the light of the Paschal candle and it starts with silence. No procession to the whole town like that of the Good Friday. But in silence. We do not want Easter because it is celebrated, yes, with the resounding voices of Alleluia but with a great silence in the deepest core of humanity: the heart. The heart, which is the tomb of Jesus.

Mas gusto natin ang Good Friday kaysa sa Easter Sunday. Mas marami kasi tayong sakit at hirap at masalimuot na nakaraan na ang hirap hirap pagtagumpayan. It is in Good Friday that we see Jesus as a human person, suffering with us, carrying the cross with us, having the drama of our own life. And when it comes to the Easter Sunday, bumalik nanaman Siya sa pagiging Diyos. Bumalik Siya sa pagiging makapangyarihan. Bumalik Siya sa pagiging matagumpay! At sa tagumpay na ito, tila ayaw nating sumama kasi tila impossible na magtagumpay sa mga pagsubok na meroon tayo ngayon. Tila ba sa pagsapit ng Easter Sunday, iniwan tayo ng Diyos sa krus at libingan, iniwan tayo ng Diyos sa sakit at hirap na gusto nating tambayan. We hate Easter because we are not like Jesus who can rise up that easily from the pains of His cross. We hate Easter because we are not like Jesus who is so powerful that can forget the past and can forgive His disciples who left Him during His passion. We are not like Jesus who has been hurt just yesterday, who has been betrayed just yesterday, who has been forgotten just yesterday, and who has been treated badly just yesterday, and after that yesterday, today He smiles and starts a very wonderful life again. Dahil kung tayo si Hesus, baka pagkabuhay nating muli, ang sabihin natin sa mga nang-api sa atin kahapon, “Patay kayong lahat sa akin ngayon!” We cannot move on easily like Jesus. We cannot rise up from our own tomb easily like Jesus. And thus, Easter is a myth. Easter is just for Jesus and not for humanity!

But dear friends, Easter Season is not a selfish act of God. Easter season is not just for God. Remember the words of St. Augustine of Hippo, “We are an Easter People, and alleluia is our song.” We are not made for Good Friday or Black Saturday or Christmas Day, we are meant for Easter Sunday. Easter is not an illusion, Easter is a reality of every Christian. Why is there Easter? Not just for Jesus to prove that He is God, but to show us our destiny: Resurrection. Each one of us is destined for Easter. We are destined to rise up from the pains of the world. Please do not forget, that during Good Friday until Easter Sunday, Jesus is both God and man. In Good Friday, yes we see a suffering man, but He is also a suffering a God. And now, in this Easter Season, we do not see just see a powerful God who rises up from death, but also a powerful man who through His obedience to the will of the Father, rises up from the pain of the cross. He is a God at the same time a human person who triumphs from death, opening for us the gates of heaven. Calling us to do the same.

Dear friends, Easter Season is not a selfish act of God. God is not asking you to forget the pains and darkness in order for you to reach Easter. Remember, when Jesus appeared to the apostles, He bears with Him the wounds that He obtained from the cross. He even asked Thomas to put His hands on the big wound at His side to show Him that He is risen and alive! Jesus does not ask us to forget the wounds in order to move on. Jesus does not ask us to run away with the traumatic memories of the passion and of the crucifixion in order to move on. But He asks us to remember these wounds and learn from them. The wounds are parts of our past and so are parts of who we are today. There will be no resurrection without the dying on the cross, without the wounds from the cross. No new life without sacrifice. No development without learning from a painful past. Touch the wounds, remember the wounds, and then learn. Who told you that it will not be painful? It will be painful! But again, you are not meant to remain to the horrors of those wounds, but move to the glory of those wounds! Only through that glory, one can truly move with the resurrected Christ. Remember, people in heaven are not flawless people. They are scarred people. They reach heaven, not because they are SCARED of horrors of their wounds but rather, but because they are SCARRED and so beautiful because they found the glory in their own wounds.

Dear friends, Easter season is not a selfish act of God. He rises from the tomb to become the helping hand to raise up people who cannot rise from their own tomb. Who told you that you are going to Easter on your own? You cannot make it. You cannot just rise from the problems that you have, from the struggles that keep on pulling you down. He rises from the tomb so that He can raise you up! Jesus Himself did not rose from the tomb alone, the Father and the Spirit is with Him. And so we are! We can only rise from the tomb through Him, by allowing to do His part. Today, there are many people who cannot think of what they should do with their lives. Some are jobless, some are hungry because of the quarantine, some are sick, some are hurt, mistreated and judged. Coronavirus is in front of us, mocking our humanity, mocking our incapacity to terminate this kind of evil, mocking our own weaknesses. But are there any of us who told ourselves that “God, ikaw lang talaga ang makakatapos nito. God ikaw lang!” I am tearful in watching people die helplessly, and doctors and nurses seems so helpless in saving their lives. And all I can utter is the word “God”. Even Pope Francis would look up to God as a child, with his teary eyes, uttering the word “God”. What should we do with our own lives? This must not be our question. We must change it and say, “God, what are you going to do in our own lives? We trust in You.” Jesus rises up from the tomb so that He can be a helping hand to those who cannot rise up. And you know, in my life as a seminarian, there are mornings that I don’t want to rise up from my bed, mornings that I don’t want to start the day again because of so many burdens that I will face again and again. You know, we wake up at 5:15 to begin our prayers. And sometimes, it so hard to go at the chapel in front of God, early in the morning with a heavy heart. Minsan sa buhay na ito, mas masarap itulog nalang ang lahat. Humimlay. Manatili sa Black Saturday at wag ng bumangon pa. But these moments are moments where God keeps extending His hands so that I can rise up from my own tomb. There are seminarians who will knock at my door to wake me up in the morning and saying “Brother, umaga na, bangon na.” Sometimes, there are people who will chat me, “Kamusta ka na, sana okay ka.” And some will ask for my advice on bigger problems that they encounter. Bigger than what I am experiencing. Those are hands of Jesus that pulls me up. And in those moments, I don’t do anything but allow Him to do everything for me. May mga sandali sa buhay natin na hindi na talaga natin kayang lumaban, ang tanging magagawa lang natin ay hayaan siya na ipaglaban tayo. Isinuko man tayo ng iba, maging ng ating sarili, kailanman, hindi tayo isusuko ng Diyos. Ipaglalaban Niya tayo.

Dear friends, Easter season is not a selfish act of God. It is His way of showing your destiny. It is His way of asking you to stop looking at the horrors of your wounds, but find the glory in them. And lastly, it is His way of pulling you up from the tomb where You are already drowned with so much darkness.

Where are you during His resurrection? Where are you during this Easter season? He is risen not for His own self but for You so that hope will always remain in You! Habang may buhay, may pag-asa! Habang may Kristong nabuhay, may langit na matatamasa! Umalis ka na sa Good Friday mo, halina at dalhin ang sugat ng Biyernes Santo sa Luwalhati ng Linggo ng Muling Pagkabuhay!

We are an Easter people and Alleluia is our song! Happy Easter!

[closethegoddamndoorswat]

70-99

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? -i like to think so..71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? -call attention to the Doggo and get someone who can actually swim to help the poor thing. ((I BARELY passed my swim test for crew and im so tiny i couldnt be much help))72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? -i tell EVERYONE because I 1) want attention and 2) think they deserve to know. I would see as much live music as possible, id write as much music as possible, and id eat Dope Af food. Id go to Italy (probs Tuscany) and New Orleans and LA, and be v sad that ill never play a real concert. I would be fucking terrified.73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. -i dont trust anyone anyways, ill take love, thanks.74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? -lots of them.. id have to say my happiest song atm is Reflection by MisterWives. Or Violet by Hippo Campus.75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? -uhhhh imma pass this one, it’s not hard to find area codes and such.. :)76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? -the ability to do boring/annoying tasks with each other and the tasks somehow become bearable. 77: How can I win your heart? -be someone that im not disgusted by and give me so much affection, be honest with me, and tell me that u just wanna kiss me and hug me and fall asleep next to me.78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? -Abso-fucking-lutely. Bitch, every good artist in any art field is crazy. Have u seen Lin Manuel Miranda? He cant sit still to save his life, his expressions and the way he talks is insane. You know he’s a genius just by talking to him though.79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? -Either to cut my hair or to listen to more music by the band that came out with Be Concerned which popped up on my Pandora radio.80: What size shoes do you wear? -.. like a women’s 5 or kids 3 ((i think its about the same size, depends on shoe brand)) i have small feet81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? - “Unicorns are real and emo is imaginary”82: What is your favourite word? -Almost. I love the possibility it holds.83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. -breaking hearts gas never looked so cool. So long live the car crash hearts.84: What is a saying you say a lot? -“let’s be real” is my catchphrase currently, also ive been using “fam” in real conversations (only semi-ironically)85: What’s the last song you listened to? -according to my Spoofy (Spotify for u n00bz), it was Vegabond by MisterWives86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours? -any color besides brown. Legit.87: What is your current desktop picture? -it’s on just a shuffle of the default pictures so idfk.88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? -not you 😉89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? -“do you know what you want to do when you grow up?”90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? -depends, are they fluffy mummies or are they actual, decaying mummies? But honestly, id probably lie there still and hope for them to go away, or just say “shoo”91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? -invisibility fuck yeah!92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? -Hands down the MisterWives opening show for Panic!93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? -Falling off of a stage ((like a five fr, tall stage) when i was nine.. it was traumatic.94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? -wait like SLEEP sleep or just take a nap with? Tbh, if it came down to it, id probably just wanna take a nap, and id go with either Spencer Smith or Gerard Way95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? -fuckfuckfuck i REALLY want to travel outside of the country because ive never been overseas, but i have Duties in LA, so imma go to LA.96: Do you have any relatives in jail? -i dont believe so?? Not immediate.97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? -nope!98: Ever been on a plane? -i think ive been on a plane four times (two roundtrips) 99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? -In all honesty? Im not going to say some bullshit positive message because nobody is gonna remember that.. id probably say “brendon urie right a song about artists not being what we think they are and call it "another page”. Also, get a rainbow jacket Ya Goof.“ ((My entire family would hate me and only see me as emo but FUCKKKK ITTT))

Holy shit that was logg!! Thx bby! ❤️❤️